"Don't tell the elf." - John-Rhys Davies

"It is an army bred for a single purpose : to destroy the world of men." - Viggo Mortensen

"Stupid, fat hobbit !" - Gollum

"What about their legs ? They don't need those. Ooh… They look tasty !" - Grishnak

"There will be no dawn for Men." - Christopher Lee

"Le ab-dollen. (You're late) You look terrible." - Orlando Bloom

"Hey Stinker ! Don't go getting too far ahead !" - Sean Astin

"Shall I describe it to you ? Or would you like me to find you a box ?" - Orlando Bloom

"It's alright, it's alright. Nobody panics. That was deliberate. It was deliberate." - John-Rhys Davies

"Don't talk to it, Merry. Don't encourage it." Billy Boyd

"Leave now and never come back ! LEAVE. NOW. AND. NEVER. COME. BACK !" - Andy Serkis

"Hmm ? Oh. No, you would not part an old man from his walking stick ?" - Ian Mc Kellen

"I have told your names to the Ent moot and we have agreed – you are not Orcs." - Treebeard/John-Rhys Davies