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The Uncontrollable Anger of Samwise Gamgee by PeregrinT [Reviews - 2] Printer Chapter or Story


Setting: The Dead Marshes
Time: While Frodo\'s stroking the Ring


Gollum: Cold Be heart, and hand, and Bone
cold be travellers far from home.

Frodo: Uh, what\'s my line? Uh, Smeagol? blah blah, you get my point

Gollum: They do not see what lies ahead when sun is failed and moon is dead!

*Sam gets up and walked over to Gollum*

Sam: You know, that was REALLY touching! Great verse! I wouldn\'t mind if you said more! But I Care! You know why you don\'t say more?
a:its not in the script
b: I don\'t give a Darn!!!!

Gollum: Cruel Hobbit! It doen\'t care if it be hungry! oops, i mean... It does not need to be all technical! It does not need to use a chart *sam has been holding up a chart*

Sam: Cry me a river, Gollum! You know what?! This is the END!!!!!!!!! *pulls out gun*

Frodo: SAM! No!!!

ah. what happens next? Next chapter soon from me, the Fool of a Took!

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