The Fellowship told by Joey and Laura!

[Lord Raistlin]

[Me and My pal, Larua had fun writing this. She wrote something, I wrote something, she wrote something etc. and now we have this fic! She've changed it a little so it makes more sense when you read it. We wrote it some time ago... 8. August..... Let two girls write a story and see what happens....

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Balrog: Gandy

Gandalf: what?

Balrog: I am your father

Gandalf: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balrog: you are band for 4 ages. Go to your room!

Gandalf: Dad! I got to save the Middle-Earth

Balrog: I said GO TO YOUR ROOM! You can save the world after you have eaten you vegetables

Gandalf: NO! I got to save the world! Please!

Balrog: EAT YOU VEGTABLES!!!! And clean your room!

Gandalf: Yes pop...

Balrog: Mommy Galadriel is sick of that mess! She won't let me have any in 1000 years if you don't clean your room!

Gandalf: Waaaaaa!

Balrog: Clean your room!

Gandalf: Do not want to!

Balrog: If you don't clean your room.... then you won't get more money!!!

Gandalf: Waaaaaaaaa

Aragorn: Err... Gandalf? Can we go to Mount Doom while you clean your room?

Gandalf: No, help me clean me room!

Gandalf: But... but... Sauron will take over the world!

Frodo: How messy can his room be?

Legolas: Very messy.

Balrog: Gandalf is 2365 years old and hasn't clean his room since 2 age

Fellowship of 8: WHAT!

Balrog: He hasn't cleaned his room since 2 age! He can clean his room, and we can look at his baby pictures while he cleaning.

Legolas: Gandalf, we go off to see Celeborn. Bye!

Gandalf: Don't leave me here!!!

The rest of the Fellowship: BYE!

Balrog: And get a bath! No wonder they call you the Grey! Next time you'll see your friends you'll be Gandalf the white!

Gandalf: Ok.

***on the road to Celeborn's home***

Legolas: Hey guys are we going to party at Celeborn home?

Everybody: YAY! Party! Elver wine and hobbit weed!

***On the road......... Pops.... out..... Haldir and his brothers in blue tight shirt and pants.

Haldir: Hey there! Going to the party?

Gimli: HELP!!! Elves!!! They are dangerous!

Legolas: Err... Gimli? I'm an elf!

Haldir's brothers: WHAT! US EVIL???????

Aragorn: TO PARTYYYY!!!

Haldir: Hey Lego, can we kill this dwarf?

Gimli: Elves are evil!

Legolas: Let me! I've been stuck with him since Rivendell

Boromir: I wanna get drunk!

Pippin: I wanna smoke

Aragorn: You can kill Gimli

*Haldir and his brothers takes out bow and arrow *

Gimli: Err... can we go back now?

Haldir and his brothers: YEAH!!!!!!! We can kill that short guy

Haldir: You have entered the realm of the lady of the woods! You cannot go back!

Gimli: oh oh, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Orophin: Who gets to kill Gimli?

Haldir and Legolas: ME ME ME ME ME

Legolas: Hey where's the party? Nice tight shirt. I got my party shirt here!!!!!!!!

Rumil: Party this way... BUT FIRST! Kill Gimli!

Legolas: Meee!! Please me!

Aragorn: can we hang him to a tree? Or..... Send him to Gandalf?

*everybody looks at each other* Send him to Gandalf!

Gimli: NOOOO!!!!! Kill me instead!

Boromir: I'm coming up so you better get this party started!

Gimli: please... kill me.... don't send me to Gandalf! Please!!!!!

Everyone else than Gimli: NO!!!

*Galadriel pops out from no where. Wearing a short pink dress* Hey folks

Gimli: Hey babe! You look hot in pink!

Galadriel: You want to send him to Gandalf?

Fellowship of 7 and Haldir, Rumil and Orophin: YEAH! Do it baby!

Legolas: I wanna kill him...

Galadriel: sorry baby Lego, the vote is send him to help Gandalf and his pop!

Legolas: aw... can I at least poke him a little with an arrow?

Galadriel: ok baby......

Haldir: do it Lego, YEAH!

Legolas: yay! *pokes to Gimli with an arrow* Hihihihi! This is fun!

Gimli: OW! Jumps up so high that he landed in Gandalf's room

Gandalf: Are you gonna help me clean my room?

Gimli: Yeah... I am helping you

Back to the Fellowship of 7

Aragorn: Where's Celeborn?

*Celeborn jumps down wearing the 1970s clothes*

Celeborn: Wazzup!!

Aragorn: HEY there love, how are you?

*Arwen pop out*

Arwen: What! You called my grandfather love. And what about me? You never call me love, pet in your life. *Kicks Aragorn in the butt*

Aragorn: owie *faints*

Arwen: *walks to Legolas* Hey there Lego, how are you? Can you be my date at the party?

Aragorn: *looks chocked*

Legolas: Sure! Kiss me *****!

Aragorn: but but but but..........

Boromir: Aww... Argie! I'll be your date! Kiss me Argie!

Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have a date with Celeborn

Boromir: Gala baby, can you be my date?

Frodo and the other hobbits: What about us? Any short elves here?

Galadriel: You can share Rosie!

Sam: NOOO!!!!

Frodo: Yeah, she's so cheap!

Sam: Not my love! *fights with Frodo*

Merry: so fat!

Sam: Take that back!

Pippin: too bad!

Sam: I love my Rosie!

Merry: I think she's ugly too!

Legolas: Hey! Let's go to the party. *leaves Sam and the hobbits to fight*

Aragorn: YEAH!!!!! *hugging Celeborn*

Boromir: YAY!!! BEER AND ELF GIRLS!!!

Haldir: Hey babe gala, I love you pink dress.

PJ: Can I come? My mother won't hang out with me anymore so I have nothing to do...

All: NO

Haldir: You did not put my pen pal, Glorfindel, in the movie........

PJ: Glorfindel didn't like my new hat! Of course he's not in the movie!

Legolas: Sorry PJ. You are bad

Aragorn: Where are the hobbits?

Boromir: They are still fighting

Sam: MY ROSIE IS NOT A *****!!! *beats Frodo, Merry and Pippin*

Celeborn: They are acting like kids

Legolas: Gugugu gagaga?

Aragorn: Party! Me wanna party!

Boromir: Me did bad things in pants... Celeborn change Boromir!

Celeborn and Galadriel: Let's go to the party, and leave the hobbits here.

Sam: Bloody hell, you Frodo. You..............

***At the Party***

*Arwen and Legolas dancing*

*Aragorn with a black face*

*Pops out Elrond in his Agent dressing*

Arwen: Daddy?

Legolas: I didn't touch her! Don't kill me!

Agent Elrond: Good day, Mrs Arwen, how's the dance with Legolas?

Legolas: What?

Agent Elrond: I'm not here to kill you.... I want you to marry Arwen

Legolas: It was just for one night! I don't love her! She has a big ***!

Agent Elrond: Ok. But I still want you to marry Arwen. Aragorn is no good for her.

Aragorn: If I was an elf and worked for Santa Claus... then I could marry Arwen!

Agent Elrond: Ok! I am going back to the matrix to kill Neo. Bye dear!

Arwen: Bye daddy!

Legolas: Dance Arwen!

Boromir: Shagadelic baby! Yeah!

Aragorn dancing with Celeborn

Sam: Frodo, Merry and Pippin can't talk anymore! *holds out there tongues*

Frodo: .....................!

Everyone else: What!

Frodo: .....................?

Sam: They didn't say nice things about my Rosie!

Rose: My hero

Galadriel: *sings Nickelbacks, Hero*

Sam *sing Enrique Iglesias' Hero*

Rose: I hate when you sing...

Pippin: .....................!

Sam: *cries*

Merry: .....!.....!..............!

Arwen: ....and I want many many flowers at our wedding!

Legolas: I'm not marrying you!

Arwen: I'm gonna be queen over Rivendell and Mirkwood!

Legolas: NO....

Arwen: But you and I went to the room and ....*NC17*

Pippin:................!

Boromir: Eww... You really did that?

Aragorn: WHAT did you do Legolas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Arwen: Please Legolas. I want to be the Queen of Mirkwood.

Frodo: *holds up a sign* i sAw iT!

Legolas: WHAT!!! YOU SAW WHAT!!!!!

Arwen: Frodo..... you ..... saaaaaw...... it.....

Frodo: *holds up sign*: ArwEn wAnTed ME To TapE iT

Arwen: Oh yeah!

*Agent Elrond pop out again*

Agent Elrond: YEAH! It is working! They gonna get married!

Legolas: SHAME! I'm gonna live forever!

Frodo: *holds up sign* i ALso HAvE CELEboRN ANd pippiN oN TApE

Celeborn and Pippin: WHAT!

Frodo: *holds up sign* MeRRy wANTEd iT

Merry: lalalalalalalalalalala

Boromir: I thought Sam had your tongues....

Sam: They stole them back! Merry and Pippin took them back!

Frodo: *holds up sign* sAM ATE My ToNguE! Frodo *holds up a new sign* i HAvA gALA ANd HALdiR oN TApE Too

[Lord Raistlin]

Arwen: Why did you sleep with my grandmother, Haldir?

Galadriel: He didn't sleep with me! I slept with him! He is like SO cute!

Fordo: *holds again* sHE dRUg HiM

Haldir: WHAT!!!!

ALL: WHAT!

Orophin and Rumil: Hey man you are going to be the king of the Golden wood.

Haldir: What about Celeborn?

Agent Elrond: Celeborn's now the Queen of Mordor

Rumil: I thought Sauron and Gala was together...

Orophin: No. Sauron is with Celeborn now.

Galadriel: Me and Sauron are history!

Galadriel: Can you marry me Haldir dear? I've been in love with you for a few ages.

Haldir: But you are old!

Galadriel: I am not! Haldir: Are too!

Galadriel: Marry me... Haldir: Eww.... old woman....

Galadriel: I am yours.

Legolas: Big over grown lady

Aragorn: Celebhorny! How could you end up with Sauron! I thought you loved me!

Celeborn: sorry baby! Sauron said that he will give me the one ring

Frodo: *holds up sign* iT is MiNE

*the eye pop out* IT IS MINE!

Gollum: My preciousssssssssss

Sauron: Golly!

*Sauron and Gollum hugs*

Legolas's father pop out: Hey Legolas. I am going to marry Elrond's kid, Arwen

Legolas: But dad!

Thranduil: Arwen is your mother now. Happy?

Arwen: Come and let me spank you, Son!

Legolas: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Haldir save me!

Haldir: Sorry! I found true love with Boromir!

Legolas: And Gala? Help me!

Galadriel: *is high* Pretty colors!

Arwen: Here my son. Come here.

Legolas: NOOOOOOOOO! I'm a good boy, Arwen!

Arwen: are you sure?

Legolas: I'm sure

Laura: STOP! I'll be back in 5 minutes! Wait!

Joey: ok

Laura: *is back* I'm baaaack! This is my next fanfic!

ALL: Which one?

Laura: The Fellowship told by Joey and Laura!

Frodo: *holes up sign* YEAH

Laura: should we stop the fic now?

Arwen: We're not stopping until Legolas has cleaned his room!

Legolas: My room is clean! Your room is worst!

Laura: How did you know that!

Arwen: I went to his room. I am his mother now! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Legolas: Eeeek!

Aragorn *singing Bop bop Baby*

Merry: Argie is ugly!

Pippin: And he can't sing!

Legolas *dancing the "Lord of the Dance"*

Boromir: Shagadelic Baby, YEAH!

Haldir: YEAH!

Orophin: I love you Rumil!

Rumil: I'm your brother!

Orophin: But I love you

*a ghost of gil-galad pop out*

All: My lord!

Ghost of Gil-Galad: I see dead people!

Aragorn: You are dead!

Elrond: I saw you die

Galadriel: Ya, know... we had a thing going on a few ages ago...

Gandalf: Shh... Don't tell daddy I'm here! I ran away from home!

Elrond: *calls balrog* Hey Gandalf is here. Bye!

Sauron: GANDALF!!!!!!

Gandalf: What grandpa?

Sauron: Have you cleaned your room.... *looks evil*

Balrog: Son! Why haven't you eaten your vegetables!

Gandalf: *lies* I cleaned my room.

Balrog: You haven't eaten your veggies!!!! Now you'll never be as strong as me!

Gandalf: *sings* Anything you can do I can do better! I can do everything better than you! And I am much better in magic

Balrog: Is not!

Gandalf: Is too

Balrog: No way!


*Saruman pops out*

Everybody: Hi Saruman!

Gimli: Hi guys!

ALL: Him again! Kill him!

Elves: Kill Gimli

Gimli: Me?

Elves: YES

Gimli: I though you liked me Gala! You gave me some hair!

Gala: I did not! It is Haldir's

Haldir: Was that you who cut my hair?

Galadriel: Yes baby Haldir! Will you marry me?

Haldir: No!

Galadriel: I love you.

Gimli: Why did you give me Haldir hair!

Haldir: Gala, you're the biggest **** I know! Who haven't you been with! I will never marry you!

Saruman: Hello! I'm still here and no one has given me any raisins yet!

Elrohir and Elledan: Chocolate here?

Balrog: Gandy man! You really should eat some veggies!

Saruman: Chocolate. I last saw it in Legolas shirt

Gandalf: NO!

Legolas: My shirt? *looks at shirt* What's with my shirt?

Elrohir and Elledan: Chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Galadriel: Arwen? I know you're married and all... but I love you!

Arwen: *looks chocked*

Galadriel: Arwen, do you love me?

Arwen: *looks chocked*

Galadriel: Do you?

Arwen: *faints*

Tranduil: ARWEN! What happen? Legolas, did you do this to her?

Galadriel: Hi Thranduil! Are you free tonight?

Thranduil: Hi! No! *running after Legolas and Aragorn*

Aragorn: What are you doing Thrandy!

Thranduil: I am going to kill you and Legolas.... you.... dyed my hair Blue! And I hate blue!

Legolas: How did you find out!

Thranduil: Frodo told me!

Frodo: *holds sign up* HA!

Legoals: you!

Saruman: I'm still waiting on my raisins!

Thranduil: *stops* and Haldir come here!

Haldir: *looks scared* Why?

Saruman: MY RAISINS!!!!

Thranduil: come here..........

Haldir: Are you going to hurt me?

Thranduil: No. I want to tell you something

Haldir: Ok! *walks over to Thranduil*

Pippin: I like the giant ants!

Thranduil: *in the star wars style* Haldir, I am your father

Haldir: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Legolas: Brother!

Thranduil: come to the dark side

Rumil and Orophin: What about us?

Merry: la la la la la la *seeing Legolas and Arwen tape*

Thranduil: you are Elrond's kids.

Elledan and Elrohir: And us?

Thranduil: you are Sauron's kids

Balrog: And me?

The big eye ball: Elledan and Elrohir join the dark side

Gala: And me?

Elrond: And me?

Ghost of Gil-Galad: And me?

Thranduil: Gala is your mother Balrog.

Balrog: She's my wife!

Gala: was

Thranduil: Elrond, your father is Gil-Galad

Sam: *is playing Romeo and Juliet with Rose*

Aragorn: Who's my pop, Thrandy?

Rose: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name. Or if thou will not but be sworn my love, and I'll no longer be a Capulet.

Sam: What ever you say, Rosie!

Legolas: So EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Arwen: EEEEEEEEEEEE

Elrond: Hey dad!

Gil-Galad: Yes?

Elrond: Who's mommy?

Gil-Galad: She's Gala!

Legolas: *singing* It's tearing up my heart!

Haldir: Laura, who's my father now?

Laura: Thranduil!

Haldir: Who's my mommy?

Laura: Galadriel of course! She's the Mommy to all of you!

Haldir: So Thrandy dad and Gala mom ......*NC17* it is?

Laura: Probably... but I'm only 14 years and 363 days old.... I'm not allowed to know!

Saruman: Joey? Do you have any raisins?

Joey: Yes Saruman, I have.....*give him some raisins* Where's Legolas?

Legolas: Who's my father?

Galadriel: I'm your father!

Legolas: You are a woman!

Galadriel: I'm both man an woman! How else do you think I got Arwen pregnant?

Joey: *looking around* Where are you Legolas?

Legolas: I'm hiding from you...

Joey: *crying*

Legolas: you want to do NC170 things to me!

Joey: what??????!!!!!

Legolas: I can read minds...

Joey: I am too young to do it!

Laura: *laughing*

Legolas: I'm not! I'm an elf!

Joey: a cute elf

Legolas: Eeeeek!

Legolas: *running away* Help me!

Joey: *sitting on the floor feeling very sad* Waaaaaaaaaaaa! mecry

Legolas: Aww.... *comes back* Don't cry...

Joey: Legolas do not like me! *cries very very very much*

Legolas: Sure I do... Don't cry! *tries to comfort Joey*

Joey: *cries*

Legolas: Aww.... *hugs Joey* Don't cry!

Boromir: Kodak moment!

Joey: *hug Legolas, but still cries*

Laura: What a soap opera!

Joey: Oooh, Legolas *still hug Legolas, and cries*

Joey: *sings* Would you dance/ if asked you to dance/ Would you run/ and never look back/ Would you cry/ if you saw me crying/ would you save my soul tonight!

Laura: *claps* YAY!!! Good song!

Joey: *blushes*

Sam: I like my Romeo and Juliet better!

Joey: *sings* Could I have this kiss for a lifetime/ Could I look into your eyes/ Could I have this night to share this night together/ Could I hold you close beside me/ Could I hold you for all time/ Could I could I have this kiss forever/ Could I could I have this kiss forever, forever!// Over and over I've dreamed of this night/ Now you're here by my side/ You are next to me/ I want to hold you and touch you taste you!

Laura: YAY!!! Soap opera! *claps*

Legolas: So nice

Laura: Remember! This story will probably be G-rated! Don't do anything...

Joey: I know girl. *smiles* I'm a little angel. *laughing out loud*

Frodo: *holds up again again* LAURA, yoU ARE pRETTy cUTE

Laura: Forget it midget! Grow 4 feet, and then we talk!

Frodo: *is very sad*

Glorfindel: Hey girl. How are you?

Laura: Yay! Glorfindel! *smiles*

Glorfindel: So ............. will you like to dance? wittthhhh... me?

Laura: Of course! See Frodo! He is tall!

Frodo: *black face*

@The End:thumbs:

[Lord Raistlin]

What you think? ??????