The Wee Lil' Round Robin (That Will Hopefully Be Gigantic)

[AlienFX007]

Did you know humoungous isn't a word? I didn't!

Well, this is a round robin I've started because every forum needs one, didn't you know? For those of you who haven't done a round robin before, it works like this:

1.) One person will write a sentence or phrase.
2.) The next person will continue the story with another sentence or phrase relevant to the previous one.
3.) The next person will continue the story with another sentence or phrase relevant to the previous ones.
4.) Etc.
5.) Etc.
6.) Etc.
7.) Until finally a story emmerges, usually hilarious, which will help to boost everyone's posts as well as give us something to do during the wee hours of the morning when there's only one other person on the board and you want to rack up posts while staying on topic. Mirkgirl and I used to do this exact thing on other boards.

So, have fun. I'll start:

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One night, Samwise Gamgee was giving himself a foot massage in the bath tub when he heard a knock on the door. He put on his robe, walked to the door, opened it up, and who should he find but his dear good friend....

[A! Elbereth]

Pippin! Letting himself, carrying a basket of fresh Mushrooms he cried, "Sam! Look! I found all these Mushrooms at.....

[AlienFX007]

Merry's house. He was massaging his feet, and he let me have whatever fell off!" Sam stared at the mushrooms and said, "

[A! Elbereth]

Well, wait until Frodo gets home! We dare not have a bite without him!"

--:)

[A! Elbereth]

With that Pippin grumbled to himself all the way to the table and set the basket down. At that moment Pippin and same Started and huge noise coming from outside, and the sound of Frodos voice echoed throughout Hobbiton

[Beregond]

"Aaaugh!" screamed Frodo "My arm fell off! Somebody help me!"

[Mirkgirl]

"That's what happens when you massage your feet for days, Frodo" said Gandalf, serious as always (oh yes, his smoke circles cracked) and then down the alley came...

[Beregond]

. . . a mighty balrog. He stormed through Hobbiton, crushing and incinerating everything his path. He then approaching Sam and said ...

[Beregond]

"Can I have a foot massage too?" Sam frowned and said "of course not! You can't have a foot massage because . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

Your flames have melted my hands off! Now how am i gonna help Frodo glue his arm back on!?"
Pippin ran outside and shouted,"....

[Illuvatar]

"you have been a meanie!! And your feet are on fire!! However......I could offer you a nice...."

[A! Elbereth]

Bucket of Water to put you out!" Pippin ran inside to get the bucket when he came back and said,"what was I doing?"
Gandalf slapped his forehead and shouted to Pippin,"....

[Illuvatar]

"Fool of a Took!! How dare you offer to do that!!! Don't you know that will...."

[A! Elbereth]

Set him more to flame!? Go inside or use your mind with more wisdom!"
"Arghhhh!" cried Frodo as......

[A! Elbereth]

COME ON PPL POST SOMETHING! (not part of story)

[Beregond]

. . . as he realized that his also arm had fallen of as well. "Hurry up an glue my arm back on, you guys!"

"I can't!" said Pippin. "Why not?" asked Frodo.

[A! Elbereth]

Pippin replied, " Because Merry showed up and we are busy eating some Mushrooms!"
Poof!! There was a bright light! Gandalf had done something to fix Sams "non-hands"....

[Beregond]

"Wow" said Sam "How did you get my hands back?"

"Well, it was simple," said Gandalf "I just took a small rodent, put it between my hands and . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

"Pulled at its tail as hard as I could and it will turn inside out and with a few magic words...."



(hahahalol lol you cant imagine how hard I laughed from what Beregond just posted!)lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Beregond]

The magic words are "Fizwocket Simper Gleeponkadonkadoo" continued Gandalf.

"Okay . . ." said Sam, "But what the heck did that have to do with fixing my hands?"

[Catz]

"well.....not a lot" conceded Gandalf....but you try saying it after eating several of those little blue mushrooms and smoking a whole pipe!!!
"the blue ones eh? said Sam, pocketing a few of the aforementioned fungi, but Gandalf was no longer listening, but had started singing rude songs from the last wizards reunion, and attempting to Lambada......

[Beregond]

(I had to look up lambada before I could reply to this. It's some Brazilian Ballrom dance right? lol)

"Stop it! Stop it!" yelled Frodo, "Please. I'm a lot of pain. It would be nice if someone just came over here and glued my arms back on. Also, please either give the Balrog his foot massage or kindly ask him to go away."

[A! Elbereth]

(I had to look it up too! haha)

This time Merry was staring blankly at Gandalf when he was singing and then moved his eyes slowly to Frodo and yelled,"But Frodo, theres no such thing as glue!...."

[Catz]

Gandalf giggled and said to Merry...
"so youve been eating them too huh?".....then grabbed the balrog and executing a particularly nice dip step.....lambadaad him out the door. mowing down Sam, who had been having a deep and meaningful converstation with a blade of grass....
"ummmmmm.........ouch..........whoa...look at all the pretty colours" said Sam....

[Beregond]

"Good god," said Pippin "Sam has become intoxicated! What ever will we do?"

"I know," offered Gandalf, "We should . . .

(I copied and pasted our whole story so far into one text file. It's really funny)

[A! Elbereth]

(oops)

[A! Elbereth]

Make him play pin the arms on Frodo!"
"What!!?!?!?" Screamed Frodo,"theres no way you would really let sam do that...right? Gandalf!?.....

[Beregond]

[WARNING] [THIS IS NOT PART OF THE STORY]

Please people, read my story that I wrote and citicise it! Okay, I'm done.
It's in another thread in the fan fic section.

[Beregond]

THIS IS OUR STORY THUS FAR . . .

One night, Samwise Gamgee was giving himself a foot massage in the bath tub when he heard a knock on the door. He put on his robe, walked to the door, opened it up, and who should he find but his dear good friend Pippin!
Letting himself in, carrying a basket of fresh Mushrooms he cried, "Sam! Look! I found all these Mushrooms at Merry's house. He was massaging his feet, and he let me have whatever fell off!"
Sam stared at the mushrooms and said “Well, wait until Frodo gets home! We dare not have a bite without him!"
With that Pippin grumbled to himself all the way to the table and set the basket down. At that moment Pippin and same Started and huge noise coming from outside, and the sound of Frodos voice echoed throughout Hobbiton
"Aaaugh!" screamed Frodo "My arm fell off! Somebody help me!"
"That's what happens when you massage your feet for days, Frodo" said Gandalf, serious as always (oh yes, his smoke circles cracked) and then down the alley came a mighty balrog. He stormed through Hobbiton, crushing and incinerating everything his path.
He then approaching Sam and said "Can I have a foot massage too?" Sam frowned and said "of course not! You can't have a foot massage because your flames have melted my hands off! Now how am i gonna help Frodo glue his arm back on!?"
Pippin ran outside and shouted,"you have been a meanie!! And your feet are on fire!! However......I could offer you a nice Bucket of Water to put you out!" Pippin ran inside to get the bucket when he came back and said,"what was I doing?"
Gandalf slapped his forehead and shouted to Pippin,"Fool of a Took!! How dare you offer to do that!!! Don't you know that will Set him more to flame!? Go inside or use your mind with more wisdom!"
"Arghhhh!" cried Frodo as he realized that his also arm had fallen of as well. "Hurry up an glue my arm back on, you guys!"
"I can't!" said Pippin. "Why not?" asked Frodo.
Pippin replied, " Because Merry showed up and we are busy eating some Mushrooms!"
Poof!! There was a bright light! Gandalf had done something to fix Sams "non-hands"
"Wow" said Sam "How did you get my hands back?"
"Well, it was simple," said Gandalf "I just took a small rodent, put it between my hands and pulled at its tail as hard as I could and it will turn inside out and with a few magic words.” "The magic words are: Fizwocket Simper Gleeponkadonkadoo" continued Gandalf.
"Okay . . ." said Sam, "But what the heck did that have to do with fixing my hands?"
"Well.....not a lot" conceded Gandalf....but you try saying it after eating several of those little blue mushrooms and smoking a whole pipe!!!
"The blue ones eh? said Sam, pocketing a few of the aforementioned fungi, but Gandalf was no longer listening, but had started singing rude songs from the last wizards reunion, and attempting to Lambada.
"Stop it! Stop it!" yelled Frodo, "Please. I'm a lot of pain. It would be nice if someone just came over here and glued my arms back on. Also, please either give the Balrog his foot massage or kindly ask him to go away."
This time Merry was staring blankly at Gandalf when he was singing and then moved his eyes slowly to Frodo and yelled,"But Frodo, theres no such thing as glue!
Gandalf giggled and said to Merry "So youve been eating them too huh?" He then grabbed the balrog and executing a particularly nice dip step, lambadaad him out the door. In the process, mowing down Sam, who had been having a deep and meaningful converstation with a blade of grass.
"Ummmmmm.........ouch..........whoa...look at all the pretty colours" said Sam.
"Good god," said Pippin "Sam has become intoxicated! What ever will we do?"
"I know," offered Gandalf, "We should . . .

[A! Elbereth]

Make him play pin the arms on Frodo!"
"What!!?!?!?" Screamed Frodo,"theres no way you would really let sam do that...right? Gandalf!?.....

[Beregond]

(lol lol lol lol Hilarious, A! Elbereth lol lol lol lol)

Gandalf did not respond. He was already explaining the rules of the game to the other hobbits.

"Now if two people both pin the arms on the same place, both of them must spin around three times and . . ."

(That's all I'm gonna post tonight, I'll post some more tomorrow. G'night everybody.)

[Catz]

tho it was difficult to hear him over the sound of Sam singing seranades to the lawn.......
"well....thats just typical...." muttered Frodo......
"i lose an arm and they all get legless!!....." he stumped of in search of.....

[A! Elbereth]

...

[A! Elbereth]

Sam had a cross-eye, happy-go-lucky look on his face as he listened to Gandalf explain the rules.

"Now pick up one of Frodo's Arms and We'll begin," Gandalf Instructed. Sam picked up his Arm and Gandalf Spun Sam around 3 times. Frodo was astonished and was beginning to think he was the only sane person in Bag End. Then he looked up and sam was coming at him with his Arm with a scary smile on his face....

(I'm gonna go too... but I'll be back to see how the story is Progressing MUAHAHAH its a masterpiece in the making!)lol lol

[Beregond]

Frodo screamed "Sam, I'm your friend Frodo, remember me? Don't do this to me!"

"He can't hear you" said Gandalf, "He is so intoxicated that . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

not even a Belrog could slap him in the face to get him back." Gandalf laughed at his statement and then sighed and said, "It has to wear off."
Frodo was in horror and then he closed his eyes and opened them again....

[Beregond]

to see that he was in his bedroom. It was all a dream. Or was it? Dun, dun dun . . .

[Gil-Galad]

then sam jumped out with frodos arm. He grabed a chair in his other hgand and advanced on frodo...

[Beregond]

"Now Mr. Frodo, it's time to die." said Sam "Unless you can answer me this . . ."

[Gil-Galad]

What is the velocotiy of an english sparow?
...

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo Shouted"Gandalf! Sam is going to kill me! help! What in Middle Earth is Velocity?..

[Beregond]

"Well..." said Gandalf, "Velocity is kind of like currency, it is shiny, but it never . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

Pippin came running in before Gandalf could finish and said,"Hey Sam! I see you missed! Next time if you get the arm on in the right spot...."

[Beregond]

[NOT PART OF STORY]

Wanna start another story you guys?
I think this ones getting old.

[A! Elbereth]

I agree :) whos starting it?

[Ilmarë]

just then..the bathroom door opened and Legolas sashayed out....flicking his magnificent blond mane over his broad shoulders. He turned to look at the Hobbits, sighed and said "been on the little blue mushrooms again, lads?"...at which point Pippin.....

[A! Elbereth]

I'm going to start a new story you guys :) The thread will be called ... 2nd Group Story...or something like that

[A! Elbereth]

I started the story! NOW GO AND POST MY LITTLE ONES! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAlol lol lol :flamer: :fanboy:

[Mirkgirl]

Pippin tries to answer, but Frodo gets worried for some reason and runs toward him and suddenly disappears (how original of me :jester: ), then comes Tom Bombadil and says "Don't try to fool me lad,........

[Gil-Galad]

I know you are in love with rosie
...

[Mirkgirl]

Sam gets very mad at this comment and....

[A! Elbereth]

yells,"I DO NOT!" His face was bright red and everyone began to laugh at his comical expression and the Gandalf said,"But Sam we all heard you that one time when....

[Illuvatar]

...you and her both were hopped up on those little blue mushrooms out in the woods and....

[A! Elbereth]

you recited that poem to her in a song voice! And I have to tell you your performance was quite....."

[Mirkgirl]

short because all of a sudden...

[A! Elbereth]

The Mushrooms kicked in and you began to pronounce your love to Rosie!"

Sam disagreed strongly and said,"I did not! That doesnt sound like me at all! Besides......"

[Illuvatar]

mushrooms don't affect me in that way like fairy dust does, but it does make me....

[Mirkgirl]

:sneezy:

[A! Elbereth]

get the urge to do the Lambada! And I dont even know what it is!"
Gandalf was happy to hear this.

"Well, Sam," Gandalf said,"I'll show you! You start out with your right foot out and....

(whats with that smiley Mirkgirl?)

[Mirkgirl]

sneezy, well lets make 'em together
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Sam followed the instuctions diligently, but couldn't help it and sneezed and because he was trying so hard for so long not to sneeze he jumped high in the air and started to spin like mad, slowly approaching the ground.

Gandalf was so astonished of the new move that he....

[AlienFX007]

...threw up all over the place, crapped his pants, went to the bathroom on Frodo's front porch, ate a whole english sparrow and exclaimed, "

[Mirkgirl]

"Sam, you'd be my dance partner on the next Istari Ball! WooooHooooooo I'll beat Saruman and that Lurtz finally!!!"

[Catz]

they are suddenly interuppted by Tom Bombadil being pursued by Merry....
*i'll give you run around naked on the grass you pervert....ring a ding dong dillo THIS!!!*

[Mirkgirl]

At the time being Frodo and Pippin are :embarras: cause Goldbery has taken all all their clothes to the laundry for a spring cleaning.

[A! Elbereth]

Then all of a Sudden Frodo had an Idea! He could put his own arms on... as long as he could teach himself how to fold himself in half and use his mouth as hands! At that Frodo began to try and touch his toes with his nose without bending at the knees.

Merry, Tom, Gandalf, and everyone in the room stopped and stared at Frodo.....

[Catz]

well...you would.......him being naked and all.........:embarras: :o :elfeek: :o

[A! Elbereth]

who said he was naked.... ugh... lets post on the new story :) It has been going all day but ppl are still posting here

[AlienFX007]

"But I wouldn't!" Cried Legolas, who, at the site of the naked hobbit, began crying like a three year old. Sam tried to comfort the hysterical elf by...

[A! Elbereth]

Giving him his version of the Lambada.

"Frodo, I do believe you and Pippin should take our cloaks." said Gandalf.
"Thank you... but my arms are still detatched. Will you please get them on again Gandalf?".....

[AlienFX007]

"Of course," said Gandalf, and he suddenly turned into a hideous fourteen foot high three and a quarter foot long blue haired green eyed [FILL BLANK]

[A! Elbereth]

Turtle!

"ahhhhh!" Frodo shrieked and then Sam ran up to 'Gandalf' and screached,"YOU LAY OFF MY FRODO, YOU UGLY BEAST!"

Then he laughed at Sam and said,"Com'on sam! Cant you take a joke!"...

[AlienFX007]

"I sure can't you ghastly beast!" Then he turned into a balrog/hobbit crossbreed, ran out of the shire, returned with a pot of some glowing potion, forced the others to drink it, then the next day happened upon them and everything was back to normal. Sam was in his garden...gardening, actually, when...

[A! Elbereth]

he had an urge to massage his feet..........

[AlienFX007]

...which he luckily resisted. Instead, he went for a walk to his dear friend...

[A! Elbereth]

Merry who seemed to be right outside his door pondering.

"Hullo Merry! What are you doing sitting at your door step?"

Merry hesitated, staring up at the sky. Then he slowly looked at Sam and chuckled,"I was wondering why the sky is blue.".....

[AlienFX007]

Sam sat down next to him, and told him the age-old story of the Sky Is Blue Because the Hobbit Barbo Farted So Much, His Gas Turned The Sky Blue, but Merry was skeptical, and asked, "

[A! Elbereth]

Thats not true!!!!! The sky was blue before Hobbits existed! YOU LIE!"

Sam quickly backed away and stood up,"What do you mean....

[AlienFX007]

"What do you mean 'before hobbits existed'? YOU BLASPHEMIZE!"

Merry quicky backed away and stood up, rubbing his butt because it hurts when you back away on your rear and then stand up, and said, "What are you talking about? You crazy..."

[A! Elbereth]

(HAHAHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Im crying I'm laughing so hard! lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol *cough cough* <choking> hahaha)

"You crazy Gamgee! We to begin our existance somehow! And YOU of ALL PEOPLE!"

Merry began to weep and then started to laugh as he.....

[Beregond]

collapsed on the ground and writhe.

"Merry, are you all right?" Pippin asked.
"Let him die," said Sam, "After all . . ."

[Lady Arien]

"Tomorrow is another day,"

Merry was now gasping for air, when suddenly

[AlienFX007]

Old Lady Balrog walked in, wiping her dirt covered firey hands on her frock and shrieked, "What is that hairy thing writhing around on the floor!?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

[A! Elbereth]

"He seems to have laughed until he took in one too many at a time." Sam said peering at Merry with the cornor of his eye.

Then Elrond came in dressed in a black suit with sunglasses and shouted,"SO WE MEET AGAIN!...MR. ANDERSON!"

[AlienFX007]

The Balrog screamed at the sight of the elf and ran out yelling something about a matrix.

Sam muttered, "Darn Balrogs, why are they so...

[A! Elbereth]

unskillful? Thank the Shire its leaving now!"

Elrond did a sexy walk bobbing his head and turned really fast facing Sam and quickly took off his glasses, lifted one of his eyebrows and said,".......

[Beregond]

...obese"

"That's the question we all have. And we are all searching for the answer." said Pippin.

[AlienFX007]

In strutted Legolas, wearing nothing but a leaf, who exclaimed, "Admire me! I wear nothing but a leaf!"

[A! Elbereth]

"ARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHH!!"

Everyone Covered their eyes and stood there silent.

Then Gandalf broke the silence and said,"Legolas! You fool! Go back inside or we'll torture you with Marshmellows!"

[AlienFX007]

"Not MARSHMELLOWS!"

[A! Elbereth]

"yes Marshmellows...we'll suck out the juices in your eyes with them so GO CHANGE!!! Merry is suffocating!...still!"

[AlienFX007]

"Good!" said Gollum, brushing his teeth.

[A! Elbereth]

Then Frodo came running towards Gollum and cried,"GIVE ME MY FINGER BACK!!!!!" Then Frodo screamed like Tarzan and Gollum said,"No! We wants it! precious!"

[AlienFX007]

"You don't understand! I've had this booger in my nose ever since you took my finger you bloody beast! It's driving me insane!"

[A! Elbereth]

"Use your other finger" Gollum hissed

"Blast you Gollum! Give me that!"Gandalf yelled. He then hit gollum with his staff and ook the finger and..

[Beregond]

Lick it until it was clean."

He then proceeded to stick up his nose. He then left It there.

[A! Elbereth]

"Gandalf!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????" Frodo screamed at the top of his lungs.

He leaped on Gandalf and pulled at the finger but it wasnt coming out....

[AlienFX007]

In came E! News Daily who took numerous pictures and then proceded to write an article about the fate of The Two Towers movie as told by Gandalf with Frodo's severed finger up his nose titled Jackson Taking Poetic Liscense Too Far?.

[A! Elbereth]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... I dont know what to put is this the end?lol lol lol

[AlienFX007]

No, this actually is supposed to never end.

Gandalf was sitting on the toilet reading E! one day, and he saw the article and...

[A! Elbereth]

Finished his business:naughty: Jumped up, and ran to Frodo and said "Whats this!? Why is there a finger up my nose in this picture!?"

"Dont you Remember! They said the story was bound to....

[AlienFX007]

upset her, but I didn't realize it would go so far! Now Rosie won't speak to me at all, and she's leaning all over Sam just to make me jealous!"

"Why," said Gandalf, "That's just...

[Mirkgirl]

a slight inconvinience, I'd take Elrond's ring (that guy ows me) and you'll give it to her as a present"

[A! Elbereth]

"Thanks Gandalf! I think I'll help! Where's Elrond anyway? He's been acting strange and all.. with the suit and sunglasses.."

Gandalf said,"i think I know where to find him... We will go to the...

[Mirkgirl]

Suddenly they realize that Tom and Goldbery cannot be seen anywhere...

[AlienFX007]

Mirky, mirky, always disrupting the flow of things. ;)

...and just as suddenly don't care. Instead, the whole fellowship gets together on a turtle-drawn cart and heads off to...

[Beregond]

...the movie theatre.

"Let's see Minority Report!" said Frodo, "Tom Cruise is sooo dreamy . . ."

"No, let's the Bourne Identity!" said Pippin. "I want to see it because Matt Damon looks exactly like the New England Patiot's quarterback!"

[Mirkgirl]

*comes to interrupt again*
At the time being Legolas was already watching "Harry Potter" cause he always wanted to have a pocket wizard ;)

[AlienFX007]

lol

so there was Legolas, in nothing but his skivvies, watching a bunch of wizard-wannabes, when into his cave of a house stomped...

[Elentari]

......his good pal, Gimli.
"Say, Leggie, those are nice boxers you have there!" Gimli replied in way of greeting. With lumbering gait, he made his way over to the sofa, and dropped into the space next to Legolas.
"My friend, I have something to tell you" began the Dwarf...........

tbc.........

[Gil-Galad]

I love your mother!

Gimli finedhed..

[AlienFX007]

Legolas said, "I have something to tell you too. I could never love your mother because I'm...

[Mirkgirl]

attracted to your father!"
Gimli....

[Gil-Galad]

said, well my father is attracted to your father!

[Mirkgirl]

*Legolas cries like a baby*
*still crying*
*still*
*just sniffing now*
"k, he has a twin brother, he might like you, he always liked youngsters" Gimli tried not to laugh while saying this but failed

[Gil-Galad]

You laught at my misfourtunes! Legolas cried!

He took out his bow, strung an arrow and shot it at gimli. He missed him. It did howeveer hit...

[Mirkgirl]

Gandalf's hat and you know how angry a wizard with an arrow in his hat is...
Frodo decided the situation needs a hobbit and screamed

[Catz]

"Why doesnt anyone fancy ME!!!...i mean im adorable!!!!.....with my cute big blue eyes....*sniff*...full of tears....*sniffle...sniff* and ive got a great big........* but at that moment, he was run down by the Balrog, hunting for .........

[Mirkgirl]

he wasn't quite sure what, but the enthusiastic hobbit must have something, or at least he'll be a good bite... The Barlog was just 'bout to toast him with his inner Hobbit-toaster when Frodo...

[Catz]

blew his nose, ejecting a booger the size of texas and totally putting off the poor Balrog, who shreiked and ran back to his therapist.....having been having validation problems ever since he was embarrassingly beaten in a battle by an old man in the altogether.....the man, not the balrog.......of course Balrogs are always naked....arent they?...hard to tell with all those shad.....
ahhhh ooops......ok......just a tad carried away there.....:embarras: lol lol
*ahem* ......just then who should appear but.....

[AlienFX007]

but a lost fanboy! :fanboy: whippa whippa

[Catz]

"Hmmmm...." said catz, who had been watching all the carry on from the shadows....(not the Balrog shadows....just the....ahhhh you know what i mean!!!)....."fanboy....... my favorite :flamer: ....come into my parlour little fanboy...hehehe"
but just as she was luring the innocent (yeah riiiight!!!:rolleyes: ) little fanboy into the shadows (see above) ...there was a sudden unearthly howling and............:o :elfeek:

[AlienFX007]

in walked that plant from the movie Little Shop of Horrors (or something like that) and he was howling like mad because there were four elves dangling out of his mouth who were shreiking like little girls and the plant was going insane, so with a very terse, "Here's the elves you wanted," it dropped the sissy pointy-eared ones in front of Catz and bounced away.

[A! Elbereth]

(Must you all make fun of my Frodo) hehehe.......

Then Merry came in with Pippin and said, "Hello jolly ol' Boys!"

"Yes! Hullo!" Pippin echoed.

Everyone stopped their bickering and shouted "HI!" as Merry scratched his butt, sat on the couch and turned on Soapnet.

The Balrog heard the theme song for All My Children and dropped Frodo and ran up to Merry and said,"....

[Polly Sandybanks]

"aaah... my favourite TV show!!!! Must watch it.. must watch it.. must watch it... where's the popcorn!??!? ALIEN!!! I WANT POPCORN!!!!"