Balrog, Troll and Dragon

[Bawax]

i just see balrogs as trolls that were careless with their lighters. :)

yeah they may have been a step down on the power chain but it doesn't mean they weren't as powerful in terms of battle, they may be immortal spirits but could they kick as mush *** as a dragon? i don't think so. :p

[Aragorn Isildur]

Hehe....

[Catz]

oh please......everyone knows trolls dont smoke!!!!:rolleyes: ;)
oh stop being difficult B :trout:.....yeah i think a Balrog could whup a dragons spiney behindlol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Bawax]

well your entitled to your opinion Catz.


you know your wrong though. :p a balrog is nothing more then a troll with his trousers on fire.

[Catz]

HAH!!!! just goes to show what YOU know!!!!
trolls dont WEAR trousers:flamer: :cool: :p
:catz:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
HAH!!!! just goes to show what YOU know!!!!
trolls dont WEAR trousers:flamer: :cool: :p
:catz:

so when bilbo tried to pick-pocket a troll where did his hand go? :elfeek::elfeek::elfeek:

Catz - please refer to my sig, i am the greatest, accept it and life will be so much easier. :p

*ducks and hides*

[Mirkgirl]

Well sorry to interupt you, but I don't remember Tolkien writing for troll pants, tho I guess you can make a good discussion on this in Humour ;)

[Bawax]

you think i'm right don't you mirky? *puppy dog eyes* lol

if it wasn't a pocket that bilbo stuck his hand then where do trolls keep their cash? :huh:

[Mirkgirl]

lol I'm moving this in Humour.. it's where it belongs IMO
Well it does say pocket :huh: but it might be just overlooked... or as its a children's book Tolkien didn't want to explain troll's strange ways of carrying cash and went with pockets... who knows?

[Catz]

roflmao i think im with Mirky on that one....and B......come here honey :fanboy: lol
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

you're with me? :elfeek: What have I done wrong? lol
*Mirky runs fast out of this thread and hides in the darkest corner of the site*

[Catz]

Hmph.....you can run but you cant hide..*catz sends out the dragons* :dragon: :p lol
:catz:

[Lintefaniel]

Is this a love/hate kind of place and are we allowed to bring refreshments?:cuddles:entdraught:flamer:

[Mirkgirl]

well Lin... not quite sure myself and I can't think while pursued by those dragons *Mirky runs fast past Lin, not missing to grab a refreshment tho*

[Catz]

refreshments are ALWAYS good.... *pauses for a brief guzzle*:guzzle: now......wheres that Mirky Mouse got to......
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

Where?!? Having fun with your :dragon:'s pfbbt

I agree tho refreshments are good... lets have some.... I'm sure those dragons can do better work... like pursuing B or something

[Lintefaniel]

For Pete's sake! I didn't know these crumb cakes would be so popular! I'll send out for more right away! So, fill me in...do we perfer one critter over the other or is this simply an I adore Balrogs thread? I wish to express the appropriate sentiments towards the appropriate creature of distruction! If what is insinuated about flaming troll breeches is true, I want to stand clear of that wardrobe!! So what's the thesis in the thorough faire!?;)

[Moraneah]

Excuse me, the only good Balrog is a drowned one, and as for trolls, let the sunshine turn them into stone. BUT! Anyone touches a Dragon, so much as a scale on its head........................its pow! right in the kisser:dragon:

So therepfbbt

[Lintefaniel]

Well, we can see where Moraneah stands in this issue! (hands her a napkin for her raspberry dribble) I see it's one of those threads where we favor one creature over another. That being said, I am for the Trolls! They are super fascinating as well as cute in a lumbering awkward and carnivorous way....Blast the sun! I adore my summer tanning but beware the wicked flashers...of dangerous sunlight upon my troll friends....;)

[Moraneah]

Er, thanks Lin, so you like trolls, maybe you won't feel so benevolent, if they eat your entire family. (Then again, maybe, you will be more fond).;) :p

[Lintefaniel]

Do they have any preference for little sisters?;)

[Moraneah]

Those could be the ones they eat first...or is it big brothers????:naughty: :naughty:

[Lintefaniel]

I would offer the smaller of the two first, to maintain propriety!! Appetizers first....main courses second! Perhaps we could find some thing to compensate for the dinner salad?

[Lady Melody]

go for the big brothers first, the little sisters' meat are more tender... so better get the lousy parts over it first

[Lintefaniel]

Yes, but if your lucky the little sisters won't be missed!! Actually, if he doesn't eat the brother first he could be in for a rude awakening if the brother devised ways to defeat the silly lizard.....Chibi you may be right! :)