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[Ladypain]

lol Ahoy me mateys.

*glomp everyone* Long time no see. ;) Hope you managed lots of mischief in my absense.

Anywho, I'm here to make a fine clone order if anyone is ready to take it. :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

I'm ready, if you'll please let me know who you want clones of.

[Ladypain]

:hyper: Enchanting Alan Rickman got caught in my line of sight recently but I have a much bigger zing for brunettes. :drool: I want an exact replica of Severus Snape. Pay special attention to his fingers please and matching his voice precisely.

Oh, his voice! GLORY HALILUAH! *continues to :drool: after she :thud: *

[ladyofthelight]

I know what you mean. *comes back with a Severus clone, and some cough drops to preserve The Voice* Enjoy!

[Ladypain]

:cuddles: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I will take BEST care of Sevvy. :love:

I always wished I could hear that voice singing. Imagine a romantic ballad. The idea iteself melts me into a puddle. lol

[ladyofthelight]

I know. I melt when I here Alan Rickman speak. He was perfectly cast in Dogma. Alan as the voice of God, yummy.

[Aranel]

Mmmm... :drool:

*snaps out of daydream*

*glomps LP* Hey there! Don't mention causing mischief - you'll set them off again!
Is your new Sev clone going to dress up for Hallowe'en?

*waves to Elf Girl*
Feel free to browse the storerooms for clone ideas!

[Ladypain]

He can yell at me, swear at me, read me a boring phone book, I'll be :loveyou: as long as I keep hearing that voice.

:cuddles: Ara. Too late about setting them off. :rolleyes: Severus already got into a fight with my other clones. I had to scrape Elrond and Glorfindel off the ceiling. The wizard sure has a disagreeable attitude. lol

Of course he will agree to be dressed up for Halloween. In his customary black robes that is. :p Although I wouldn't mind dressing him in leather pants and standard Captain Jack Sparrow attire. roflmao Sev would make awsome pirate. I wouldn't mind undressing him either. :blush: Woops, did I say the last part out loud?

[ladyofthelight]

Don't worry, most of us (read: me) are already thinking it. lol

[Ladypain]

lol Lets blame leather pants for leading to the next best (read: better) thing.

[Eowyn]

Severus Snape in Pirate costume. I think that beats my Casanova idea lol

[Ladypain]

Not just any pirate. lol Jack Sparrow pirate. With the beads and feathers in his hair.

I like your Casanova idea too. :thumbs: That wizard is too sexy for this planet but no way am I letting him leave since he got here. :flamer:

[ladyofthelight]

My Peter Pan idea is pretty good. The tights are yummy on him. ;)

[Eowyn]

That's true I'd forgotten you'd dressed him as Peter Pan. lol I think my favourite idea of yours is Remus as Little Red Riding Hood :lmao:

[Ladypain]

That's true I'd forgotten you'd dressed him as Peter Pan. lol I think my favourite idea of yours is Remus as Little Red Riding Hood :lmao:

:lmao: That is the best idea I ever heard!

Too bad the other wolf in the story isn't a she. :naughty:

[ladyofthelight]

Glad you like my ironic thoughts. ;)lol

[Ladypain]

roflmao Very creative. I don't think I'll ever get tired of laughing at this irony.

Lets see who else can we dress Severus as? How about one of those motor bikers? Pierce his nose with six silver rings and get him into the leather pants of course. lol

[ladyofthelight]

Leather pants, I'll be the one to force him into them, piercings, I think not.

Hmmmm, howsabout a super hero, in spandex

[Ladypain]

Let me, let me help with those pants. We wouldn't want them to get twisted. ;)

lol S. hero outfits are usually way too clourful. We wouldn't want to infringe on his gothtic style too much. Sev should be all dark, enigmatic and absolutely delicious. :drool: Batman unless?

[Eowyn]

Hey no piercing the clone! Fake piercings only!

Well he is described as bat-like so Batman seems appropriate.

[ladyofthelight]

My thoughts exactly!

[Ladypain]

Fake piercings of course. lol I'm pretty sure he would look wicked bad (in a good way) with them.

I never liked batman's mask though. Thumbs down for pointy ears. Lets substitute it with a black bandana. *examines the image* Not bad, not bad. So what should be call this piece? The Super Wizardman! lol

[ladyofthelight]

Any other ideas? Maybe a Vala?

[Ladypain]

Nah, Sauron is too evil. But of course the theme goes with Sev being out of this world.

[ladyofthelight]

He would make a great Dunadain.

[Ladypain]

lol Strider? Yeah.

p.s. Also dress Aragorn as Snape.

[ladyofthelight]

Oooh, good idea!

[Aranel]

I am both amused and disturbed at the images of Sev being dressed as a biker.
A pirate, on the other hand... :drool:

[Ladypain]

Pirate for sure :drool:

How about Count Dracula? :naughty:

[ladyofthelight]

Ooooh, yummy!

[Eowyn]

OK if you've seen Stardust my sister believes that Septimus (the 7th son) is Snape's long lost brother :p

[Ladypain]

Nope, I haven't seen Stardust but Snape's long, lost brother sounds intriguing. You might want to toss that idea at all those Marry Sues out there. They would have a rampage. :p

[Eowyn]

lol that's true

OK Snape dressed as... Sharpe. Hey Aranel what do you think of Snape dressed as Sharpe? I'm a little concerned he might look more like Hagman :p

[Aranel]

OK if you've seen Stardust my sister believes that Septimus (the 7th son) is Snape's long lost brother :p

So it's not just me!!!!!

When I saw it I thought a) he looks rather like Snape, b) I love his coat and c) Mark Strong looks rather attractive dressed like that. Oh dear.

Funny you should mention Sharpe and Septimius, since Mark Strong also played Col. Brand in Sharpe's Mission...

Also on the topic of odd coincidences, there was a Roman emperor named Septimius Severus...


Anyway... I reckon Snape dressed as Sharpe would look more like Hagman, unless you also gave him a wig. And maybe dress an Eowyn clone as Teresa and stand them together. :p

[Ladypain]

*bump Eowyn* The man is good solo. :p

That Emperor's full name was Lucius Septimius Severus by the way. :blink:

[Eowyn]

That name wouldn't have been nearly as interesting without the Harry POtter books.

And Aranel, 1) yes Mark Strong did look good in that costume 2) I know he was from Sharpe cos I squealed it at my sister in the middle of the cinema. :p That may have influenced the choice.

So shall we pick on a different clone? We could dress one of the lotr clones next. How about Legolas? He likes to model :p

[Ladypain]

:rolleyes: Too much if you ask me. Pink wig for Legster. With sparkles.

[Eowyn]

Very stylish. I thought perhaps an Orc? :huh:

[Ladypain]

lol Or a balrog.

[Eowyn]

Oh now if done properly that would be an amazing costume!

[Annawen]

Can I have David Wenham and Viggo Mortensen clones, please? :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

Of course! *runs into the back and comes back carrying Daisy and Viggo clones. plops them down in front of Anna* Enjoy your eye-candylol

[Annawen]

Thanks, LotL!
I'm gonna have to take off the clones' costumes to make them fit. :( But it's time to anyway, I suppose. :p I'm already looking forward to next year and a whole new set of costumes. :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

Me too! You must have as many clones as I do now. Niiiiice!

[BelovedCaptain]

Hi! :wave:
I haven't been here a while. Could I have a clone of darling Obi-Wan? :grin:

[Elijah's Girl]

Of course you can, mellon nin!
*goes into the labs and creates an Obi-Wan clone and brings him out for BC to see*
How does he look? ;)

[Annawen]

LOL, thanks, LotL! lol If I keep it up, I won't have room for anything [but clones in my sig! :p When the time comes to dress them up next year, that's probably what will happen.....
Aha! Good choice, BC! ;)

[BelovedCaptain]

Ooooooh!!! :cuddles: Darling Obi! YAY!!! :yahoo: Thanks! *immediately begins to cuddle him*

[Eowyn]

I should probably let my clones get changed lol

[ladyofthelight]

Probably. lol

[LuthienT]

Hi I was wondering if I could have a David Tennant Clone, (dressed like the Doctor) and a John Barrowman clone? (dressed like Captain Jack from Doctor Who) Thank you so much!

[Eowyn]

mmmmm good choices

*disappears into a section of the labs that looks suspiciously like a Tardis and returns moments later flanked by The Doctor and Captain Jack clones*

[Aranel]

*blinks*

How long has that TARDIS been there?

Ooh, Captain Jack Harkness! What a great idea!
And is everyone letting their clones get changed back into normal clothes? :(

[Annawen]

:( I had to to make room for my new ones. And it wouldn't be so much fun if they were in costume all year 'round, I suppose. ;)

[Eowyn]

Fancy dress for Halloween. I'm working on the Christmas outfits now.

And Aranel that Tardis was installed whilst you were away. I can't believe you didn't notice it :p

[LuthienT]

*Tackle Hugs Eowyn* Thank you so much! They are perfect! :drool: Can I help you with anything? I can help clean the lab if you want to prepare for the holidays!

Uh oh. I am sorry to bother you about this. It looks like Capt. Jack got into the defabricator again. lol  May I please have a spare change of clothes for him? Thank you!

[Elijah's Girl]

Sure you can, LT!
*goes in the back and makes a new set of cloting for Capt. Jack*
There you go! And might I say he does look dashing ;)

[Eowyn]

Well if you wouldn't mind helping out. We're approaching Christmas which is a busy time of year and we really should clean the place from top to bottom before we put up any decorations ;)

[LuthienT]

Thank you EG! *Hugs* Capt. Jack walks over to EG, "what's your name?" *Lt rolls her eyes and rushes over, pushing Jack in the other direction* Sorry dear, he is a bit of a flirt. lol

Alright Eowyn! *LT whistles and all her clones rush out* Alright then, let's get cleaning and decorating! Now grab a rag and let's get to it! Lady Eowyn, the place should be spotless and decorated in no time! What kind of decorations would you like for the place?

[Elijah's Girl]

:blush: Hey I don't mind ;) lol
*All of EG's clones come around her, closely, each of them giving Cpt. Jack evil looks*
It looks like they do though *sighs and drags her clones back into her office*

[Eowyn]

*wanders into her own office to reorganise the books, humming various theme tunes as she goes*

[Elijah's Girl]

*sneaks up behind Eowyn and glomps her, all the books falling down ontop of us*
hahaha hey long time no see! :smooch:

[Aranel]

*blinks*

How long has that defabricator been there?

*nudges Boromir* Go and check that it's still working...

*turns and glomps EG and Eowyn*

Just felt like joining in!

[Elijah's Girl]

*quickly gets up and glomps Aranel*
Ohhh I've missed you so much, mellon nin!

Defabricator? I didn't know we had one :blink:

[Eowyn]

*glomps everyone in an attempt to put off tidying her office and is extremely pleased to discover it works*

:grouphug:

So it's nearly December everyone. We should start making the decorations... or at least decide where the tree is going to go... and of course finish the dusting :snooze:

[Aranel]

:grouphug:

EG, that's so sweet! *huggles tightly*

I will have to look into getting a net connection - I just don't have enough time on my lunchbreaks.

Ok, so decorations for MELI... perhaps we should think of a colour scheme? And maybe the tree should go in the foyer, where all the customers can see it?

[ladyofthelight]

*joins in group glomp* Hi guys!

As for a colour scheme, are we doing Christmas, or Winter Holidays? Maybe some silver and gold and white as the colours?

[Eowyn]

oh ok a colour scheme.... GREEN!

*waits for people to point out the tree will be green*

[ladyofthelight]

*dutifully points out* hey, the tree is going to be green, hopefully

[Elijah's Girl]

*Suddenly gets the song "Silver and Gold" from Rudolph stuck in her head*
Don't ask...I was thinking we could add gold to the color scheme *points to all the fonts* and that song got stuck in my head roflmao

Happy Early Birthday, Aranel...maybe we can throw a green and gold birthday bash?! :grin:

[BelovedCaptain]

*steps into MELI and takes in the scenery of busy workers planning Christmas decorations* :wave:
Hey y'all!! Wow! You guys are in the Christmas spirit, eh? Are you gonna set up a tree? :grin:
I'd like to buy yet ANOTHER clone to love. ;) Do you guys happen to have any clones of actor Josh Lucas? :grin:

[Elijah's Girl]

*drops the decorations and grins at BC*
Christmas is the best time of the year ;) Here I'll go get you your clone!
*goes in the back and bring back a gift wrapped Josh Lucas clone with a big red bow*
There you go veryhappy

[BelovedCaptain]

*huggles clone* Thanks, EG! Love your avvie, btw. ;)

[Elijah's Girl]

:blush: Thanks, mellon nin! Enjoy your clone :grin:

Happy Birthday, Boss! ;)

[LuthienT]

Happy belated Birthday Aranel! *Huggles*

Hmm, Eowyn, do you like the multi-colored or white lights better for the outside and for the windows?

[Eowyn]

WHITE LIGHTS! I can't stand the multi coloured ones. I like the ones that hang down like shiney icicles.

*Asks the Balrogs to make sure the fires are lit so everyone is warm enough*

EG loving the Christmas avvie. I really should sort mine early this year. Nessa made it for me last year :rolleyes:

Now where did Hagrid get to with that Christmas tree?

[BelovedCaptain]

Yes, m'dears...Iiiii'm Baaaaaack....:naughty:
But *dramatically* I have heard the cries of lost clones in need of TLC!!! I had to answer their call! So I'm here again....Muah....squinchy
I think I'll get a clone of Carl from Van Helsing (:loveyou:) and one of...*muah* Scruffy Norrington from PotC Dead Man's Chest!!! veryhappy

[Aranel]

*huggles everyone*

:grouphug:

Thank you for the birthday wishes!

BelovedCaptain, did you say scruffy Norrington? That's the best kind... ;)

[BelovedCaptain]

Oh yes! He's way better scruffy! squinchy

[Aranel]

Do you want a ready-scruffied clone or do you want to scruffy him up yourself? ;)

[Eowyn]

*Gazes happily at the Norrington clones who are now all wearing Santa hats*

Oh look the Christmas tree has arrived. Thanks Hagrid!

[ladyofthelight]

Hey, Hagrid! :wave: I'll help decorate the tree. *starts singing Holiday songs while she put up ornatments, tinsle and lights*

[Eowyn]

*Watches in wonder as the hobbit clones start bringing out food, drinks and form an inpromptu band on the newly formed stage (the reception desk)*

Music, decorations, food... what are we missing?

Oh Lotl watch out for Fred and George. I'm a little concerned that they might decide to help you decorate the tree by levitating you up to reach the top branches!

[ladyofthelight]

I'm not really worried, it sounds fun being levitated, but *calles out to GredandForge* That is not an invitation! How's the tree look so far?

And what we're missing is prezzies. *puts her gifts for everyone under the tree*

[Eowyn]

Tree looks good so far but we need an angel or a star for the top.

OK what does everyone vote for?
Angel or Star for the top of the tree?

[Elijah's Girl]

I vote for the star! I think we did the angel last year didn't we? :hmm:

*puts garland on all the trees in her office and strings up icicle lights everywhere. Her clones puts on Christmas music and goes around with ornaments*

[ladyofthelight]

My vote goes to a pretty star to top the tree!

[Annawen]

I think that stars look better as tree-toppers than angels do. :grin:

[Aranel]

We've always have an angel on ours, but I think stars look nice too. So... you lot can choose :p

[Eowyn]

:( Well it looks like the star wins. I was secretly hoping you'd all pick the angel. Then I was going to talk Fred and George into levitating one of you to sit on top of the tree :wicked:

*goes to fetch the star*

So who can we get to put the star on the top of the tree? Any volunteers?

[Elijah's Girl]

I will!

*the little hobbit grabs a ladder, climbs all the way up, puts the star on the tree, and falls backwards ontop of a bad of tinsel*

lol that was fun!!
(Ooooh Eowyn, Aranel guess what we are playing at our Spring Concert this year?? Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!!!!)

[Eowyn]

OK thank goodness the health and safety reps weren't looking :o

(no fair GoF!)

[Elijah's Girl]

lol that was supposed to say 'bag' not 'bad' :p
Ahh it was all in fun! See no injuries!! :grin:
And yup GoF!!! :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

Is there anything else that needs doing?

Question: as a member of the MELI staff, can I still buy clones? *looks very hopefull*

[Elijah's Girl]

Of course you can, sweetie!! :grin:
What clone would you like?

[ladyofthelight]

Dimitri, from Vampire Acadamy. He's very yummy! :drool:

[Elijah's Girl]

*runs back into the labs and grabs a Dimitri clone, with a big red bow around his neck*
Merry Christmas! veryhappy

[ladyofthelight]

Aaawww, thanks dear! *runs off to add Dimitri to her collection* Thank you so much *glomps EG*

[Eowyn]

*Shortly after Eowyn disappears into her office presents start to appear under the tree and then a few minutes later Eowyn wanders into the staff room to get a tasty mug of hot chocolate*

Anybody else fancy a drink?

[Elijah's Girl]

*falls backwards from the glomp and glomps LotL back*
Ooooh! I would love some, Eowyn :grin: It is veeeery cold here *shivers and cuddles up between her Weasley twins*

[ladyofthelight]

Yes, please! I love hot chocolate!

[Eowyn]

*Quickly makes a large batch of hot chocolate and investigates the staff cupboards for snacks*

Do we have any cake?

[Elijah's Girl]

*looks up from her twin clones*
I believe there is some Chocolate cake, cherry cake, and Irish Cream cake in the cupboard closest to my office :)

[Eowyn]

*eyes EG suspiciously*

You keep a close watch on the whereabouts of the cake.

*Sets up the hot chocolates and cake for everyone*

[ladyofthelight]

*runs and grabs a serving before Fred and George get to it* This is delishous.

[Elijah's Girl]

I-I don't know what your talking about, Eowyn :angel:
*rushes over quickly to grab some cake and hot chocolate for herself and her twin clones*

[ladyofthelight]

*turns into a canary and gives EG a look that says 'sure you don't'*

[Annawen]

Wow, there sure is a lot going on in here!
*Spots cake and hot chocolate* Oh, that looks good! *runs over to table* Yummy! :grin:

Do you have clones of musicians too, or just characters and actors? A Josh Groban clone would be really nice to have.....:grin:

[ladyofthelight]

Josh Groban coming right up! *rushes into the back and returns with the right clone, prods him and hears him singing* You are now the proud owner of a singing Josh Groban clone.

[Annawen]

Yay! Thank you!! :whoohoo:
Oo.....isn't he great? :grin:

[Eowyn]

OK I'm sure someone else has ordered a Josh Groban clone... I can't think who he is but I recognise the name.

*Frowns as she tries to remember why the name sounds familiar and decides to distract herself with cake*

Erm...LotL will lose the bright yellow feathers without any intervention, right?

btw LotL very imressed by your commitment to the job. Serving people whilst feathery :thumbs:

[ladyofthelight]

*gives a squack that means: why thank you, I aim to serve, and bows*

[Annawen]

LOL, I didn't even realized that I was served by a feathery being....:p

[ladyofthelight]

*squack that means: you didn't notice a difference? That's funny.*

[Eowyn]

Happy New Year everyone!

*Gives LotL a concerned look as she's still feathery and canary yellow*

EG who tampered with the cakes? You're supposed to be watching the Fred and George clones and they've managed to tamper with the cakes!

[Elijah's Girl]

It wasn't us I promise! They've all stayed in their room pulling pranks on each other and all the Ron clones...wait...*eyes her own two Fred and George clones* Where did you go after the Christmas party? *they look at each other and grin* Oh c'mon you two! -sigh- Okay your going back into my office *pouts and locks them in*

I'm so sorry Lotl!

[ladyofthelight]

*as if on cue, starts to lose her feathers and resumes her normal shape*

It's ok, it was rather fun.;)

[Eowyn]

It would be more fun if you became canary enough to fly! I wouldn't want to be feathery... hmmm

*looks at the yellow feathers scattered at Lotl's feet*

what could we make from the feathers?

Feather boa, pillows...

[ladyofthelight]

I vote for pillows, oooo or a comforter! I could fly, I'm just afraid of heights!;)

[Eowyn]

lol oh well in that case we need a few more canary creams so that we can make lots of pillows :p

[ladyofthelight]

I'll take another one! They're fun!

[Eowyn]

*Hands a canary cream to LotL and decides to attempt one herself. Eowyn disappears in a puff of yellow feathers*

[ladyofthelight]

*takes canary cream and bursts into feathers and waits to molt them*

[Amroth]

I'd like to order an Éowyn clone. No, not you Eowyn, Eowyn, Théodwyn's daughter. :p

*takes a canary cream and eyes it suspiciously*

[ladyofthelight]

*flies off to get the clone, and comes back with the clone in her talons*

[Eowyn]

Watch the points on those talons.

I'm always glad someone else looks after the Eowyn clones. Otherwise it could get awfully confusing :p

[ladyofthelight]

That could be funny! Anyone else need anything?

[ladyofthelight]

:cuddles: Thank you, thank you, thank you. I will take BEST care of Sevvy. :love:

I always wished I could hear that voice singing. Imagine a romantic ballad. The idea iteself melts me into a puddle. lol


Having just heard Alan sing in the Sweeney Todd movie, I think I will run in the back and get my self a singing Alan clone.

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Ooooh!! I want clones!!! PLEASE!!!!
Can I still have them?? I was just wondering because noone posted here for some time...

[Elijah's Girl]

Of course you can, Arwen :)
Which clone(s) would you like? I will be glad to make them for you ;)

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Alright...
I'd like to have Arwen, Aragorn, Galadriel, Boromir, Faramir, Théoden, Éowyn, Elrond, Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, Frodo, Gimli, Luthien, Pippin, Witchking of Angmar, Saruman, Sam, Merry, Éomer, Legolas, Mouth of Sauron and Haldir...
Okay...that's quite a lot...I hope that's no problem..:blush:

[Elijah's Girl]

Not a problem...
*goes into the labs where there is a loud crash. Then a huge line of clones walk out in a single-file line*
Here you are, mellon nin. Enjoy!

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Oooh!!!!veryhappyThank you sooo much!*hugs EG* THANKS!!!!!
*runs away with her clones*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

I was thinking about it, and I think i'd like ot get another clone. Wuld I be able to get an Indiana Jones clone? That would be great. And if you could accessorize him with a whip and of course his hat, that would be incredible.

[Elijah's Girl]

Of course I can do that, mellon nin...who do you think your dealing with? ;) lol
*runs off to the labs while the Indiana Jones theme plays behind her. With a crack of the whip, he appears fully clothed, hat and all*
I can also equip him with the music if you so desire ;)

[Annawen]

LOL! Isn't it called a Fedora, though? ;)

Ooo...can I get a Prince Caspian clone? :loveyou:

[Elijah's Girl]

Sure!
*goes off to the labs, bring out a Caspian clone*
Enjoy!

[Annawen]

Yay! :whoohoo:
Thanks!
*runs off with her pretty Caspian clone* :grin:

[Elijah's Girl]

*walks up to Eowyn and Aranel*
Soo....what would you be saying to a raise? :angel: :naughty:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Oh thanks you sooooo much mellon nin. I'd love the music accesory too please. That really makes the entrances amazing ;)

[Arwen~Undómiel]

I was thinking about getting another clone..could I get a Clive Owen?? Please??

[Eowyn]

I apologise for the delay in getting this lovely, lovely Clive Owen clone, I think all the MELI staff have been on holiday... or have got themselves thoroughly lost in the magically ever-expanding labs... I may have to send a search party. Anyway I'd like to offer you a chance to get a second clone for free as compensation.

Hey, I thought staff liked to be in when the boss was off? :p

EDIT: EG I will review your pay and get back to you shortly.

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Oooh!! I'd love to get a second one!! You can never have enough clones!;)

[Elijah's Girl]

I apologise for the delay in getting this lovely, lovely Clive Owen clone, I think all the MELI staff have been on holiday... or have got themselves thoroughly lost in the magically ever-expanding labs... I may have to send a search party. Anyway I'd like to offer you a chance to get a second clone for free as compensation.

Hey, I thought staff liked to be in when the boss was off? :p

EDIT: EG I will review your pay and get back to you shortly.
*pants and collapses on the floor* Where in the world did all of those new labs come from :o I thought I'd never get out!
What clone would you like, Arwen? :grin:


And thank you very much, Eowyn :angel:

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Hmm...As, I'm kind of obsessed with "24" at the moment I'd like to have a Jack Bauer clone, please! (Could use a little protection..lol)

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Coming right up!
*runs back into the labs that she knows like the back of her hand and creates the clone*
lol I like these labs better...the others look like a maze :o
Enjoy!!!

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Thanks a lot!!:):):)

[Eowyn]

Arwen I am slightly concerned that you feel you need protection. We do have bullet proof vests though... Jack has a tendency to get in sticky situations. And MELI being what it is has created version that fit like cotton vests. You have to love the results you get when you let the witches and wizards make their own versions.

EG if you got lost there then watch out for the newly created library. I created a clone of the Librarian from the Terry Pratchett books and we now seem to have our own version of the unseen university's library. Including L space, it's very confusing. You can end up in an parallel universe, I'm sure of it.

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Thanks for the warning, Boss ;)

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Oooh!! Bullet proof vest sounds good!! (Especially for Jack...lol)

[Annawen]

I think I need to order some new clones. :grin:
Can I get Merry, Pippin, Boromir, Gandalf and Gimli to finish off my Fellowship, please?
And I need a Ben Barnes, too. :loveyou:

[Elijah's Girl]

Sure, Anna! Coming right up!

*runs to the new labs with a lot of clinging and clanging and comes out with 6 beautifully made clones*

Enjoy, mellon nin!

lol here is your bulletproof vest, Arwen. *straps the vest over her* lol

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Thanks!!!veryhappy
I think, now as I've got the bulletproof vest, Jack and I can go home...lol
*grabs her clone and rushes out*

[Annawen]

Thanks, EG! :grin:

[Eowyn]

*wanders out of the library*

ok glad things are running ok in here. I didn't get past the fantasy section in the library. I knew I shouldn't have put a sofa by that section :p

[Annawen]

:o I just realized that we didn't dress up our clones! :p

How's this? :grin:

Ben Barnes - vampire
David Wenham - Batman
Ewan McGregor - Hobbit
Johnny Depp - Darth Vader
Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom - Scooby Doo and Shaggy
The Fellowship - witches
Faramir - Superman
Glorfindel - warewolf
Obi-Wan - rock star
Captain Jack Sparrow - the Joker
Will Turner - Headless Horseman
Prince Caspian - zombie
Josh Groban - witch doctor

lol

Ooo...a library with couches in the fantasy section? *Runs to look*

[Eowyn]

:o completely forgot it was Halloween. Eru knows how:p

Is it worrying that I can see DW as Batman lol

Will Turner as the headless horseman? But I like his head!

loving viggo and orli as scooby and shaggy :lmao:

Christian Coulson - Highwayman
Fred and George Weasley - Angel and Devil/ good and bad conscience
Snape - Elf
Merry & Pippin - Pain & Panic (from Disney's Hercules)
Dom - Evil Scientist
DW - Punk Rocker (well he likes roles with dodgy haircuts)
Pussinboots - Aladdin
Jason Isaacs - Mummy
Annatar - Fluffy bunny (got him into the outfit after a good deal of protest)

*watches Annawen run to find the couch*
Oh dear another victim to the couch by the fantasy section.

[Annawen]

LOL! lol
I can so easily see Dom as an evil scientist! :p
I almost put someone in a fairy princess costume...but I couldn't decide who to torture with that. lol Maybe next year...:grin:

Oh, what a comfy couch!! *snuggles up with a good book*

[Eowyn]

I think Captain Jack Sparrow would have made the most amusing fairy. ;)

[Annawen]

LOL, he would. lol
But, I think he'd be amusing no matter what he was. :p

[Eowyn]

Well with Halloween out the way I suppose it's time for Christmas decorations :p

Where's EG with the clones christmas outfits?

[Annawen]

Ooo...Christmas outfits? How cute! :p

[Eowyn]

Yup little santa hats and reindeer ears. A cute range of fluffy slippers that look like snowmen.

[Elijah's Girl]

*comes in with a big stack of costumes blocking her view*

Booom!

Owww...um...a little help please? I'm so behind...here are the costumes!!! I just finished sewing the last one veryhappy

[Eowyn]

:huh: *wanders over and picks up some red velvet determined to magic it into a hat*

We need some tunes

*flicks on the CD player for some cheesey christmas songs*

[Elijah's Girl]

*stares at her own wand in disbelief* :o I didn't even think of that!
*flicks her wand at the costumes and magically sets them on shelves*

Ohhh I like this song! *dances with her Jasper Cullen clone she had cloned earlier*

[Eowyn]

Didn't notice you get a Jasper Cullen clones. *tries to swat the Twilight fangirl within from squealing about the books* Was Jasper you fave character or do you like the actor?


Also does that mean you've seen the film and is it worth going to see?

*decides it's time for christmas decorations to go up and fetches out the boxes from the storeroom*

[Elijah's Girl]

I LOVED him in the book...Movie Jasper not so much.
The movie is definately a must see! I mean you'll notice parts missing, but it really does hold true to the book for the scenes that are in it. Let me tell you...Carlisle and Edward...:drool: notworthy lol

*goes and creates a Carlisle clone to snuggle up with*

[Eowyn]

They couldn't have kept true to the book and made a half decent movie so I'm expecting changes. We'll have to have a proper chat on MSN once I've seen it.

In the meantime...

*starts setting up a huge christmas tree as far away from the balrogs as she can*

[ladyofthelight]

We need to revive this place() *Puts up advertisements everywhere*

As for me, I'm getting myself a clone of The Doctor.

[Arwen~Undómiel]

*pokes head in*
Hey there!!
I'd like to get a Carlisle clone, if that's possible...:)

[ladyofthelight]

Certainly() I guess the adverts worked...

*goes into the back and returns with a Carlisle clone, complete with stethoscope* Here you are, enjoy()

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Yaay!!!*claps* veryhappyThankies!!!:) And also thanks for remembering the stethoscope!;)
*grabs Carlisle clone and rushes out*

[ladyofthelight]

You're welcome() Have fun()

Any other customers?

[Annawen]

*pokes head in*

Hello! Good to see you back in here, LotL! ;)

Can I have an Indiana Jones clone? :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

Good to see you too, Anna()

*runs into the back and returns with Indy clone, with bullwip and fedora* Enjoy()

[Annawen]

Thank you!

*takes Indy and runs to introduce him to his clone pals* :grin:

[ladyofthelight]

You're welcome()

[xxPippinLivesOnxx]

Wow, we can have clones of our favorite characters? Awesome!

I'd (obviously) like a Pippin clone, if you please. ;)

[ladyofthelight]

*Retrieves a Pippin clone for Pip* Here you are()

[xxPippinLivesOnxx]

Thank you so much! I really have been in need of one, I think, over these past few weeks. ;)

[ELStarr 05]

I'd like a Frodo clone, if that's alright. Also, please without the ring! :)

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

*emerges all dusty from somewhere in the basements*

*cough*I have no idea how long I've been down there!:o*looks around for the others, before noticing there's a customer and rushes back down to get a Frodo clone*

All pristine and shiny...and all yours,Elstarr!;)

[ELStarr 05]

Thank you!! :)

[Eowyn]

Oh dear. So the staff are around somewhere but covered in dust. Honestly you send the off to clean the labs and lose them for weeks... what is hidden in the labs.

I thnk we need to do an inventory check. Who wants to count the Legolas clones?

[Annawen]

LOL! I'll sit and watch! This could get interesting...lol

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Oh, yes...this could definitely interesting...lol Want some popcorn, Anna?:lurk:

[Eowyn]

Well it could if anyone turns up.. where did the staff go? Either of you want a job? You can have first pick of which clones you'd like to count. I recommend avoiding the Balrogs and Orcs. ;)

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Sure, I'd love to!:)
I'll make sure to avoid thoselol I think I'll start with the Gandalf clones, if that's alright.:grin:

[Eowyn]

Yup sure. I'l go count the Merry clones just let me know when you'e done... oh and keep an eye out for customers ;)

*rounds up the Merry clones and puts a red sticker on them once they're accounted for*

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Okay, so there's 15 Gandalf the Grey clones and 21 Gandalf the White clones, plus one Gandalf the Grey clone with only one arm and no hat or staff...umm...what do we do with him, Eowyn?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

I just caught a gollum clone trying to sneak out of here *grabs him by the scruff of the neck and shoves him back inside*

[Arwen~Undómiel]

SAMI!*glomps* Where have you been?! I've missed you!!!:smooch:

***

Umm...I don't want to disturb anyone, but...well...I'm kind of being cornered by a giant Shelob clone...:elfeek: Why the heck did you make a Shelob clone?!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*pulls out her black market Light of Erandil phial and scares the Shelob back into a corner*

Been busy planning my wedding which is friday :grin:

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Thanks, sweetie!
Wow! That's awesome!!! This Friday, huh? You must be really excited!:smooch:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Excited, emotional, teary, giddy, the whole bit ;)

*pokes gollum with a stick*

[Elijah's Girl]

*goes around the shop cleaning off the dust and cobwebs over all the sexy clones*
Hey, Frodo and Sam, come help me out!

*My Frodo and Sam clones come out of the office and starts sweeping up the floor*

[Eowyn]

Okay, so there's 15 Gandalf the Grey clones and 21 Gandalf the White clones, plus one Gandalf the Grey clone with only one arm and no hat or staff...umm...what do we do with him, Eowyn?

How'd he lose an arm? *shakes head in wonder and leads the Gandalf back into the labs to fix him up*

We cloned everything although we might not have thought through the whole cloning Shelob thing! I'm going to lock the door behind me just in case so shelob can't get in... not that she can open doors... I hope :o *locks the door and glances through the glass nervously at EG cleaning up the cobwebs*

[Elijah's Girl]

Did you say...Shelob...??? *starts shuddering* buut I have Samwise the Brave with Sting ;) I'll be fine!

*does a quick glance over her shoulder and starts cleaning again* How did all this snow get in here?? :p

[Eowyn]

I don't know but I'd suggest keeping it away from the Balrogs or we could have a flood on our hands :huh:

*opens the door to let the newly healed Gandalf out of the labs and back to his room*

Is it safe to come out now?

[Elijah's Girl]

I think so, no sign of Shelob anywhere...for now...

*shovels some of the snow out the door*

That's one thing we don't need...a huge flood around the labs :o

[Eowyn]

*sneaks out and chucks a snowball at EG*
:wicked:
I found a better way to move the snow!

[Elijah's Girl]

*shakes the snow out of her curls*
Ooooh you is evil! *brings out the paint balloon canon from the crazy house and starts firing snowballs at Eowyn*

:wicked:

[Eowyn]

That's cheating!

*squeals in a very unshieldmaidenly manner and ducks behind the reception desk for cover before employing her clones to make snowballs so she can throw them at EG whenever they were ready*

[Elijah's Girl]

lol cheating is only in the eyes of the opponent XD
*continues to fire snowballs until little clicks are heard...no more snowballs*
Uh....oh....

[Eowyn]

*Quickly takes advantage of EG's snowball shortage jumping above her cover to get a better ai as she starts throwing as many of the stockpiled snowballs her clones have made as physically possible* :wicked:

[Elijah's Girl]

Ahhhhh! *gets plummeted with snowballs*
Frodo! Sam! Go get my Jacob Black clone!! He'll melt this snowballs before they hit me! lol

[Eowyn]

That's a fabulous excuse to cuddle up to your Jacob clone lol

[Elijah's Girl]

I know right? :naughty: ...I mean...I have NO idea what you are talking about!

Soo I just saw HBP again for the 2nd time and I think I shall update my HP clones...Draco! Ron! Twins! Time for a makeover! *puts them in the new updating machine and they come out looking much better* There, much better lol

*snuggles with her Jacob clone*

[Eowyn]

*eyes the updated clones and then runs over hugs Draco before disappearing into her office sobbing*

I just can't see him without wanting to hug him or cry

[Elijah's Girl]

I know...I'm the same way anymore :( Especially seeing him actually cry! It just broke my heart!

*decides to snuggle with Ron for a while, while Jacob sits in the corner pouting*

[Eowyn]

So snow under control. Clones wrapped up all cosy and warm... we seem to have things in order for once.

[Elijah's Girl]

Do you REALLY believe that? :o its never been in order though!

[Eowyn]

Yup, I really believe it.... though sometimes ignorance is bliss :)

*leans back in a chair and rests her feet on the table whilst sipping her hot chocolate*

[Elijah's Girl]

well I have some clones that are still shivering from the snow :naughty: lol I did make some coats for the clones if you want some. They each have a look specifically made for that particular character ;)

*cuddles her clones and puts their warm new coats on them*

[Elfdaughter]

Ooh, MELI's back up and running! *Shovels the snow away from the door and starts handing out hot drinks to all the clones, staff and customers.*

I think I need a few helping hands.... *whistles, and her clone army comes in to help*

[Eowyn]

*Accepts the coats from EG and starts to wrap up her clones*

ED welcome back to the madness... actually if you see any of the lab staff starting to look slightly crazy please let me know. I don't want to miss anything silly like the makings of mad scientists in the labs... I should probably hire a counsellor for just such occassions... wait didn't I already have one of those for the clones?

*disappears under piles of paperwork in attempt to find the old staff list*

Oh wait I never kept one...

[Elfdaughter]

Hehe! Thanks, Eowyn! Ah, as organised as ever, I see... ;)

[Elijah's Girl]

...crazy?? who's crazy?? why are you looking at me??

*runs into her office, locks the door, and cuddles with her clones*

...crazy...hmmph...lol

[Elfdaughter]

EG..... you ARE crazy, let's face it.... ;)

[Elijah's Girl]

*hangs head* yeeaah I know lol Sanity is over-rated anyway lol

[Elfdaughter]

Well....that's true....:p lol

[Elijah's Girl]

*hears dripping water in the distance*

Are you sure we got the last of the water mopped up around the labs? I swear I can hear the dripping of water somewhere...

[Elfdaughter]

Nah, that's just the tap for the bath over...flow..ing..... oh APPLEPIE!!! *runs off to turn the tap off...*

[Elijah's Girl]

see? not so crazy anymore am I?? :p *runs off to help ED, carrying mops and towels*

[Eowyn]

At least she's the happy kind of crazy :p

OK I can't remember who the counsellor was so until I appoint a new one I'll do it myself. No-one to worry about at the moment anyway. You all seem perfectly OK..

*raises eyebrows at ED and EG cleaning up*

erm... when did we install a bath?

[Elijah's Girl]

lol its the hobbit in me! Hobbits = happy when they aren't on a dangerous trek across middle-earth :p

Umm...I think it was during a paintball fight awhile back and needed to clean all the clones :p

[Elfdaughter]

I thought I installed it for Pippin to sing in..... ;)

[Eowyn]

erm... does someone know a good plumber we could clone and train up so we don't have too many bills?

[Elijah's Girl]

lol what about Mario and Luigi? :p

[Eowyn]

Erm I guess they count... although I've never seen them fix any pipes :-/

[Elijah's Girl]

no...but they get really tiny and go down them and fight evil monsters and find treasures down them lol

[Eowyn]

OK the treasures might be useful... as for the fighting evil monsters, maybe we should keep them away from the balrogs etc... :o

[Elijah's Girl]

I didn't even think of that :o Maybe would should place the balrogs in the boiler room downstairs?

[Elfdaughter]

Ah, that's a good idea. They can keep the water hot!

[Elijah's Girl]

:idea: you know what...that's not a bad idea! We could set up a hot spring for the clones! We can use the flooded bathroom! Just a little magic from our trusty wands, we can create the perfect atmosphere for a hot spring! ;)

[Eowyn]

Did anyone else just think Balrogs might be the solution to Global warming... No more fossil fuels for heating or producing energy in power stations, just stick a Balrog or two in the boiler room lol

Oooooh I like the Hot springs idea... MELI labs could have an extension which could provide Spa luxuries like hot springs, massages, facials... I think we already have a swimming pool. :hyper:

[Elfdaughter]

*Shoos the Balrogs down to the boiler room* We just have to make sure they're supplied with as much food as they want..... umm..... actually, does anyone actually KNOW what Balrogs eat??

[Elijah's Girl]

...goblins? Orcs? ....*whispers* dwarves?
lol they could be vegetarians!! :p

And Eowyn you deserve the nobel prize! that's a brilliant idea! Not only would they provide heat, we could cook our food on them too! lol Though...that might make them a little angry :o

[Elfdaughter]

Actually, I think they eat coal..... *looks at her Balrog who looks back innocently after hiding a huge lump of coal behind his back.* So it wouldn't really be an answer to global warming after all....

[Mirkgirl]

Balrogs eat young elves... the old ones taste yucky

[Elfdaughter]

Oh boy..... *Hurridley sorts her clones out so the Elves are furthest away from the Balrog....*

[Elijah's Girl]

I don't have any elven clones lol So I'm okay to be around them :p
We could always clone random elf clones if it comes to that lol

[Elfdaughter]

*ED's Elf clones look shocked*

You can't say that!!




Not around the clones, anyway........ ;) lol

[Elijah's Girl]

lol hmm we need to lock the staff's individual elf clones in a special spa-type lap (so they'll relax lol) What do you guys think about that?

[Eowyn]

There will be no cloning of elves just to feed the balrog! However I might be tempted to throw mischievious staff to the balrog... intruders or customers that refuse to pay would also make a good food supply. :p

The Balrogs are to remain in the boiler room and elves are banned from entering the boiler room.

[Elfdaughter]

*ED's Elves look relieved...*


All right, you heard her... off you go.... *ED shoos her Balrogs out, who shuffle off looking dejected*

[Elijah's Girl]

Aww :( The look on their faces are heartbreaking!

Attention all elven clones! There is now a spa house outside just for you! The same for every race ;) You can find them all around MELI ;) Enjoy!!

[Eowyn]

*disappears behind her desk to find the balrogs some treats*

What treat can I give a Balrog?

[Elijah's Girl]

um...pieces of coal? :angel: