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[Elfdaughter]

lol...problem is...I keep going to write down 'onion'......lol

[Ereinion]

Why?

[Elfdaughter]

I don't know! It's a better nickname than mine used to be when I was at school - averilite!

[Eowyn]

?????

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Wow, I feel out of it. Onion?
Hello, everybody, I'm back :whoohoo: Did you miss me? Is there any cool new stuff I should know about here?

[Aranel]

Welcome back Tar-V!
Actually, I've been gone for ages, so welcome back me too! lol

Hmm, cool new stuff? We have a new selection of minor characters in - various unnamed hobbits, dwarves and elves. And we have just completed the entire family tree of the Gamgees, the Brandybucks, the Bagginses and the Tooks, which can be bought individually or as sets. They make great gifts! :grin:

Ereinion, I APPROVE of your sig! You have quoted THE best Harry Potter character! :thumbs:

Hehe! Did you realise that the pause between "you're" and "UP to something" was over 5 seconds long?!
Methinks Alan Rickman wanted to increase his screen time (and quite rightly!)

[Ereinion]

lol Right you are.....Haven't see you around for quite some time,Aranel....

[Striderfan]

Just a quick question...do you make clones of Lotr actors??? :huh: If so, I'd like a viggo one, please...lol ;)

[Luvara]

Of course! :grin: Here's Viggo, just for you! ;) Have fun! :p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Can I get a Fingolfin clone, please? I read The Silmarillion while I was away and now I must have my very own Fingolfin. If there are still others out there who have not read that amazing book, put down HP and read it. (Is this a Harry Potter thread or LotR? lol I have no preferences, no, why do you ask? )

[Striderfan]

Thank's Luvara!!!! :thumbs: I've already started training him to recite poetry for me....hmmm...next lesson buying me roses, perhaps??? lol ;)

[Eowyn]

hehehe lol thats a good idea! ;)
Welcome back everyone! I hope you are all well. :)
oh striderfan I have that darn song in my head now! even the whistling! :rolleyes: help help!

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Striderfan
Thank's Luvara!!!! :thumbs: I've already started training him to recite poetry for me....hmmm...next lesson buying me roses, perhaps??? lol ;)

ooh, poetry and roses? ;) that's good!

[Kenzie]

ooo sounds good to me!!!

by the way luv, you have had Aragorn while i was away, right?

okay gal's and guys, please post here if your clone has not had it's check up yet. (if you have already had it for three weeks that is) i have been out (as you may have noticed) and am a little behind lol

[Luvara]

yeah, I had him! ;) so now he's yours! :grin:

[Kenzie]

okaydoke!

when was the last time you had your clones brought in for a check up?

[Luvara]

um... :angel: erm.. hehe... well, maybe you can talk to them now? :grin:

[Kenzie]

just tell me how many you have and who they are and send them to my office

(it may take me a while, my computer keeps freezing, i think it's cause it's really hot, i'll stick a fan next to it and see if that helps)

[Luvara]

well, I've got Aragorn... and Pippin... and Sam... and Frodo... and Orli... and Shadowfax... and Merry... and Bori... and Aragorn's horse (forgot the name :blush: )... I think that's all! :grin:

[Kenzie]

i think it's brego lol (it's okay)

whoa you had more than i though you did... anyway, i'll proably get back to you late tonite or tomorow...

if anyone eles has any clones please put them in the waiting room (give me the names of all your clones basically lol)

[Luvara]

ooh, right! Brego! :grin: lol well, they're only 9, no they're 10! I've got Lijah too! :grin: :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

If you need any help, Kenz, I'd be glad to check a few of Luvara's for ya. And I'm adding my Legolas, Viggo, Sean B and 2 Orlis to the waiting room. I don't feel I can give them a proper checkup myself. :naughty:
Did anyone make me a Fingolfin clone? (I have no patience :blush: ) Oooh, does anyone here claim the original? Could I get the REAL Fingolfin if possible?

[Aranel]

Well, I don't think anyone has claimed the original yet, but I don't know how well it would go down...

Here is your clone

*hands over a brand spanking new Fingolfin clone*

[Kenzie]

okay vani, i'll be glad for your help, if you want you can take half if thats alright

heres shadowfax and brego (i'm not very good when it comes to talking with horses lol)

sam, merry, and boromir, if thats alright with you?

then i can get to your clones, and then you can do mine! lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Aranel, you're a goddess! :smooch:
Kenz, that sounds perfect :grin: Who do you have, or are they all in your sig?
Ok *rolls up sleeves and picks up clipboard* *an hour later* The diagnosis is: Shadowfax is very happy, Luvara, and he and Brego get along well. Sam and Merry feel like you like Boromir more, but Boromir is sure that you spend more time with Aragorn than him. Other than that, they are all happy, well adjusted clones who seem to be well cared for and they all love you devotedly. :thumbs:

[Luvara]

Do they think that I like Boromir more? :elfeek: I love them all! :grin: :cuddles: ;) Thanks Vani! :thumbs:

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Aranel, you're a goddess! :smooch:


Why, thank you! *blushes*

And btw, welcome to the MELI team, Vani! :thumbs:

Ooh, you know, I haven't used this smiley yet:

:ring:

It's cool!

[Kenzie]

okaydoke luv, sry bout the wait, i have the rest of em,

Aragorn says that he's very happy with you (that doesn't surprise me lol)
pippin says that he likes those cookies you got some weeks ago (hey i dunno ) and frodo agrees, both happy other than that.
Orlando is doing very well phisically along with mentally. He only wanted me to ask you if he could have a mirror over his closet door that way when he's trying on clothes he can see himslef

[Aranel]

Well, as President of MELI I am glad to hear that people are looking after their clones! :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Isn't it a wonderful feeling to nknow that people are happy, no longer fighting with 50 bazillion others for their favorite people? Instead, freshly made clones to order. I :love: mine. Speaking of which, Kenz, how are mine doing?

[Eowyn]

I'm sure they are just fine!
Annatar stop teasing Merry!
*watches as annatar apologises and sits down. Merry sticks his tongue out at annatar :grin: *

[Aranel]

Hmm, i hope that is just playful bickering...

How about playing I spy with them?

[Eowyn]

good idea!
*starts the game off with 'E'

[Telumehtar]

hey-can i snag some clones? um...maybe a legolas, frodo and pippin? thanx... :wiggle:

[Aranel]

Sure you can! ;)

*hands over clones*

Enjoy!

Eowyn - I guess "Eowyn"!

[Eowyn]

nope! although forgot that one! lol

[Telumehtar]

thanx! they're so cute!

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Kenzie
okaydoke luv, sry bout the wait, i have the rest of em,

Aragorn says that he's very happy with you (that doesn't surprise me lol)
pippin says that he likes those cookies you got some weeks ago (hey i dunno ) and frodo agrees, both happy other than that.
Orlando is doing very well phisically along with mentally. He only wanted me to ask you if he could have a mirror over his closet door that way when he's trying on clothes he can see himslef

A mirror? Sure! :grin: Thanks kenz! :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Isn't it nice to have such easy to please clones? Mine are wonderful. *gives all clones in arms reach a hug*

[Eowyn]

okay Merry finally guessed corredtly! 'Evil' however now Annatar is winding him up again so I've had to send Faramir in to sort them out! what can I say I'm just not the bossy type ;)

Glad you like the clones Tar-Van

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Good thing your Faramir clone is able to deal with them. Seems like Annatar needs some counseling, though. Want to bring him in? (I promise I'll be nice ;) )

[Aranel]

hey, who are you calling evil?! Look, they never proved anything!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Not at all defensive now are we? roflmao What did you do? :evil: hehehe

[Aranel]

Nothing! I swear, those muggles died of natural causes!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Really? *rubs chin and muses* So, what were you doing on the night in question? Do you have an alibi?

[Aranel]

Yes! The Dark Lord Voldemort can vouch for me...

[Eowyn]

lol so can I but that won't save you!

[Aranel]

Save me? From what?

[Eowyn]

erm.. OotP

[Aranel]

Them? HA!! They don't scare me! I'll set the balrog clones on 'em!

[Eowyn]

shhh! :shhh:
oh okay you mean the ones at the gates! phew lol

[Aranel]

Yes... *looks shifty*
*in loud voice* There are no others!

[Eowyn]

yes you tell the empty room!

[Aranel]

Well, why not.

Boromir, stop fighting with Annatar!

[Eowyn]

hey
*looks around to watch the display*
My god Merry stop interfering Boromir can give you a fighting lesson later!
*watches Dom clone taking bets from those around on who will win*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I'm not even going to get into this, except to tell Aranel that Eowyn is right, an alibi from You-Know-Who or Eowyn will not save you MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! :flamer: (I've forgotten, why did you need an alibi? :blush: )

[Telumehtar]

need...more...clones!!! can i get a merry, aragorn, and boromir???

uh, Tar? i think you're scarin the locals there....

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
I'm not even going to get into this, except to tell Aranel that Eowyn is right, an alibi from You-Know-Who or Eowyn will not save you MUAHHAHAHAHAHA! :flamer: (I've forgotten, why did you need an alibi? :blush: )

What is wrong with an alibi from the Dark Lord? Is his word not good enough for you? ISN'T IT?!! verymad verymad

And the alibi was to prove my innocence regarding the ah... suspicious deaths of some muggles...

Here are your clones fallin_for_frodo!

*hands over clones of Merry, Aragorn and gorgeous Boromir*

:thumbs:

[Luvara]

gorgeous Boromir? :elfeek: You must mean gorgeous Aragorn! :thumbs: :p

[Ereinion]

mean Boromir mean Boromir please mean Boromir lol

[Luvara]

Boromir? :elfeek: *yikes* :rolleyes: Aragorn!!! :grin: :thumbs:

[Telumehtar]

y not both ppl?!? :rolleyes: :elfeek:

[Ereinion]

You right...why not both? and lets throw in Eomer and Faramir as well lol

[Telumehtar]

now ur talkin Ereinion! ;) although faramir does have stubby fingers

[Telumehtar]

now that i've got almost all of the fellowship i'm thinkin i want all of em! so could i get a gimli, gandalf, and sam plz?
*i'm a bit OCD about my clones...*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Telumehtar
uh, Tar? i think you're scarin the locals there....

HEHEHEHEHE!
Aranel, I've got 13 witnesess who saw you there, so no alibi can save you. And no, I wouldn't trust The Dark Lord (Voldemort or Sauron, who did you mean anyway, not that it matters) so you're as good as doomed :evilcool:

Telumehtar- get all the clones you want, just make sure they have regular checkups.....:naughty:

[Telumehtar]

clones....clones...clones... lmao i luv clones!!!!!!!!!!!
what do u do during checkups!?! :naughty: lol

[Aranel]

Gimli, Gandalf, and Sam clones comin' right up!

*hands them over to Telumehtar*

And Vani, why are you so determined to convict me? mecry
I'm not a bad person! See all the lovely clones I make for you all?

And it was GORGEOUS BOROMIR, because he is gorgeous! :drool: :boromir:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

It is because of all the clones you make. If you are a twisted, dememted murderer (why did gollum just spring to mind?) I think the people around you should know. I mean, you have the power to create human (elf/other) life here, so I just want to make sure you are stable. For all our sakes. It's nothing personal. :cool:

Tel- when clones come in for counselling we just make sure they are being well taken care of. You just bring them in and Kenz or I or someone will talk to them and see if they are in good condition

[Kenzie]

what vani said lol

by the way can you check up on my ARagorn clone, it's probly better that someone eles do it other than myself.

[Telumehtar]

lol...counselling, huh? sure :rolleyes: thatz ur story...:hmppf:

[Aranel]

Look, there is nothing wrong with me! verymad
I am perfectly stable. Has anyone ever had a problem with homicidal clones? Well, have they?
I rest my case.

Anyway, I can't see what all the fuss is about, it was only a few muggles...

[Telumehtar]

stable?!? aranel?!? lol roflmao lol roflmao yeah right...

[Eowyn]

She's as stable as I am! ;)

and homicidal clones? of course not...well maybe Annatar but thats expected really. lol

[Aranel]

Oh, thanks for the vote of confidence Eowyn! Now they'll never believe me!!

[Eowyn]

why not? :angel:

[Aranel]

Let me think...

hey, where is everyone? All that free advertising in the Men Worshipping Thread should have brought in SOME customers, surely?!

[Eowyn]

well if you think about who goes to the men worshipping thread. It's mainly MELI peeps

[Aranel]

True! lol

I have tried advertising elsewhere, but it doesn't seem to have worked... mecry

[Eowyn]

I know! shame but I think we have catered for ll the current members who want clones...we need new members to the forums!

[Aranel]

I am working on that too! lol

[Eowyn]

okay! lol

[Friend of Maglor]

Wow, do you do disembodied elf clones? My friend Maglor is, to be direct, invisible, so I need a clone of Maglor's hroa.

[Aranel]

Well, have researched into that... we have managed to obtain some of Maglor's DNA ;)

So here you go, one Maglor clone, perfect in every detail...

*hands him over*

Ooh his hand's cold!

[Friend of Maglor]

Wow, I can actually see him, you have no idea what a relief it is not to have his fea in my head.. migraine!!!

[Eowyn]

glad we could help! but will someone please remind me who he is! It's late and I can't be bothered to go look! look I know I'm being thick but I've just spent an evening at the pub quiz impressing the guy who runs it by naming all 4 chambers of the heart. (he'd been told 2 wrong you see!)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

That is just a little random, but that's why we love you.
Who wants newbies? I like you guys! But Eowyn, your vote of confidence would never save Aranel. :evilcool:
Kenz- to tired to do a proper check up for Aragorn right now, I'll just have to keep him a bit longer...... * :naughty: might have to get one of my own.......did I type that out loud?*

[Aranel]

Yes you did type that out loud, and there's one ready if you want him... :naughty:

Hehe! The four chambers of the heart! I am quite disturbed that I also remember them, and the valves, and the nodes, and.... oh no! Stop me! :o

Eowyn, Maglor was the second son of Fëanor, who took one of the Silmarils (Maedhros took the other one). However, the Silmaril was too painful for Maglor to hold, so he cast it into the sea and forever after wandered the shores...
(Maedhros chucked the other one away as well.)

[Friend of Maglor]

You have no idea of pain until you have elf blood and a Silmaril in your hand at the same time.

And I must ask MELI... I think you underestimate the power of a Fea that has lived past the visibility stage, the hroa clone was to replce the one Maglor burnt away, but already he is growing invisible..... the serious metaphysical complications are hurting my head as it is neccesary for him to partially enter my mind for me to see him, any suggestions? Or can you not deal with fea related complications??

(this is too much fun for my own good lol)

[Aranel]

Hmmm, well, I can ask Psycho, he's a theoretical physicist and a spiritualist and may know something about this sort of thing... either that or he'll try to get me to play HyperTetris...

Or I could do a clone of Maglor in his original physical state, before the whole painful Silmaril thing...

Failing that, we'd have to do a clone with a fade delay, but that wouldn't solve the headache problems, you'd just have to tkae some strong painkillers.

[Friend of Maglor]

*sighs* no definintly NOT a spiritualist. Being such an elf addict is a pain sometimes. I think it is impossible to reverse a process which makes a hroa susceptible to fea consumption, but perhaps a clone of his body as it was in Valinor would work. His current one has now become officially non existant. For some reason he finds this all extremely humerous, even though it is for his own good.

I don't want one on my hands currently, but could you clone Feanor? Afterall, he met with a rather fiery demise!! And it will be something to threaten my Friend with if he is acting up. lol

Thanks for your time!!

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
That is just a little random, but that's why we love you.
Who wants newbies? I like you guys! But Eowyn, your vote of confidence would never save Aranel. :evilcool:
Kenz- to tired to do a proper check up for Aragorn right now, I'll just have to keep him a bit longer...... * :naughty: might have to get one of my own.......did I type that out loud?*

oh how sweet you love me! :cuddles: I love you peeps too! and I am glad you have come to realise how random I can be! :blush:

and thank you Aranel for explaining! ;)

we've done...erm created a feanor clone before so I'll go fetch one for you if you want one! :grin:

[Friend of Maglor]

no, more of a threat for M, but can I have some sort of special deal since my elf's fea burns out his hroa clones?

[Ereinion]

Hey guys! I thought I'd bring my clones for a full checkup....Medical,mental, you know....I'm gonna leave them in your capable hands. please let me know when you're finished!

*adresses to clones* Behave yourselves,guys! I'll miss you all so much! mecry *whispers* must be strong!

[Aranel]

Don't worry Ere, they'll be looked after! ;)

*pats Ereinion's shoulder reassuringly

And FriendofMaglor, you can have a free Fëanor clone whenever you need him, and if you want you can still have a clone of the original, Valinor dwelling Maglor (also free of charge)

I am sorry we could not reproduce Maglor to your satisfaction. If you have any further problems please do not hesitate to contact us.

[Friend of Maglor]

Thak you very much, he is just an enigma.

[Aranel]

lol Aren't they all?!

[Friend of Maglor]

*grins* well he's a discarnate enigma

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Ereinion
Hey guys! I thought I'd bring my clones for a full checkup....Medical,mental, you know....I'm gonna leave them in your capable hands. please let me know when you're finished!

*adresses to clones* Behave yourselves,guys! I'll miss you all so much! mecry *whispers* must be strong!
I assume all your clones are in your sig, right? Ok, here goes!

Boromir- He is in excellent physical condition and has no complaints about you, in fact, he seems sightly obsessed with keeping you happy. Hey, no problem with that, right?
Gil-galad- His shoulder is bothering him, and I recomend a daily massage (I showed him how, and he can give you one so you know what to do ;) ) but he is perfectly normal mentaly, if not above average
Faramir- Is slightly agoraphobic, and prefers to stay at your house, instead of racing around on horses all day. He said he would like to try his hand at gardening. I told him as the fresh air would be good for him, so make sure he does.
Eomer- is jealous of Mark, but other than that is well adjusted. He is the most buff of all your clones and must be working out regularly (see what a little jealousy can do? :grin: )
I am out of time here, so I'll just keep Sean Bean, Mark Ferguson, and Tittaelen til later (soon, don't worry), or Kenz can do them if she comes in.

Aranel, can I get that Aragorn clone? Thanks muchly

[Ereinion]

Thanks alot!:grin: Fhewww,I feel relieved now.

[Eowyn]

Elreinion you haven't been to the Faramir thread recently? and I've realised I really should advertise clones ther. to the 3 people who already have them. erm...Aranel I'm just borrowing the Faramir clones!
:grin: ;)
errr...yes all of them! :) lol

[Friend of Maglor]

i am startled, my Maglors quit becoming invisible..... is he ok *stands anxiously in the backround*

[Eowyn]

*looks confused*
oh no I'm sure thats perfectly normal! :grin:
maybe he's just tempremental? :huh:
(sp? yes Aranel I know I can't spell!) :rolleyes:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Don't worry, none of us can all the time (or at all in some cases)
And what are you doing with those Faramir clones? :naughty:

[Ereinion]

Originally posted by Eowyn
Elreinion you haven't been to the Faramir thread recently?

Why? What's there?

[Aranel]

Eowyn, give that Faramir clone his clothes back! And where did you get that massage oil?
Stop that at once!
:o
I'm ashamed of you!

btw Tar-Vani, here is your Aragorn clone

*hands him over*
*throws towel around naked Faramir clone*

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Ereinion
Why? What's there?

well the Faramir clones will be! lol and apparently theres been some mishap with a pest of some kind thats eating away at all of their clothes! :o It's quite shocking but if you can't help its okay I'm sure I can cope! :grin:
*holds a bottle up*
what are you talking about Aranel? this isn't massage oil its... its... a female ardvark! ;)

[Kenzie]

whoa thats the weirdest female looking ardvark i've ever seen!! (wait have i seen one of those? lol lol)

:elfeek: i just saw somthing that i don't think i was spose to see, faramir? in his birthday suite? lol

[Luvara]

Faramir in his birthday suite? lol

[Kenzie]

i was hoping it wasn't but i think it was :o lol lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

That's what I thought too! :elfeek:
Thanks for the Aragorn, Aranel! :smooch:

Ereinion- here are the last of your clones, sorry about the delay!
Sean Bean- Very nice! No coment other than :flamer:
Mark Ferguson- needs some quite time with you away from the others, he is quite a shy clone at heart, but in good shape in all respects
Tittaelen- doing quite well for a horse! Very happy with you and in excellent condition

[Kenzie]

hey vani, when can you take a look at my Aragorn clone, i'd do it myself, but that kinda defeats the purpose lol

[Ereinion]

Nevermind the delay, Tar-V :grin: As long as they're ok, that's all that counts! Everything's been taken into consideration, and we'll do exactly as doctor ordered :)

[legolastheawesome]

hey everyone! :wave:

I have a little puppy in my home!

We got her yesterday. A pomerainean [ i don't think that is how it's spelled...lol] and she is SO adorable...tho we are stalling on a name. but is she cute as ever!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I suggest Morwen, Aredhel, Rian, or Nienor. Just in case you wanted suggestions ;)

Kenz, I'll look at your aragorn now, but in return can you look at my clones? I haven't had them checked in a while and I was away for all of june, so I think they might need a bit of work.

Aragorn- is very, very happy with you and says that you are wonderful. He is in very good shape ( :flamer: ) and he says that he wants to go on a vacation with you soon. He is well adjusted mentally and seems perfectly stable. :thumbs:
- by the way, I read "wolf eyes" recently, and I am very glad I did!!! You are a great writer. I am planning on looking at lady of the white city soon. :p

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by legolastheawesome
she is SO adorable...tho we are stalling on a name.
personally, i like Arahael...

*Telu walks in, fellowship clones trailing behind on leashes*
just bringin in my clones for a check-up! oh, yeah...*removes leashes, stuffs into large winco bag* if they mention whipping, it's just a game we play... :grin:

~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Right. :rolleyes: And who might your clones be?

[Eowyn]

I have rounded up the last of the Faramir clones! erm... who deals with the clothes nowadays? I've lost track :huh: it was ED but she hasn't been on the thread for a while :(

well unless people want lots of Faramir's wandering around in their birthday suits could someone provde clothes! ;)

[Aranel]

Originally posted by legolastheawesome
hey everyone! :wave:

I have a little puppy in my home!

We got her yesterday. A pomerainean [ i don't think that is how it's spelled...lol] and she is SO adorable...tho we are stalling on a name. but is she cute as ever!

Awww! Call her Aranel! It means "princess"!

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Right. :rolleyes: And who might your clones be?
i've got the whole fellowship
~Telu :flamer:

[Eowyn]

and why did you choose the whole fellowship? :huh:
what does Gandalf do?
and Gimli?
I hope Aragorn does the house work! ;) in a pink apron! lol

off the topic but I'm currently downloading the Ned Kelly trailor Orli has an Irish accent! lol its so funny! roflmao
and I hadn't realised Orli was working with Geoffrey Rush again! and its the same person doing the music! lol well thats the useless bit of information for the day and yes Tar-Van I know 'Random' :grin: lol
wait why does geoffrey Rush seem to be trying to kill Orli...again! :rolleyes:

[Telumehtar]

putting "PO of MELI fellowship" in my siggy is easier that saying each on'es names. i'm lazy, what can i say?
~Telu :flamer:

[Striderfan]

Hmmm...just have to say that I love reading this thread...roflmao

But now down to real business ;)...I would like an Aragorn clone...and does he come with different outfits I can change him into (ranger's cloak, Rivendell tunic, etc.) ??? The key word here is "change" ;) ...hmmmm ....aragorn changing :love:...:naughty:

P.S. I'm very pleased with my Viggo clone...I've put him to work cleaning the kitchen in a pink frilly apron...*winks at Eowyn* ;) lol

[Telumehtar]

lol SF! that's what my non-hot clones do (i.e Gandalf, Gimli, & Sam) the others have other duties...:naughty: :)
~Telu :flamer:

[Striderfan]

Oh that's just in his spare time lol...not that he has much :naughty:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

So, Telu uses her "non-hot" clones as slave labor *makes a note on clipboard* Hmmmmm....

Ok, the fellowship checkup:
Legolas- perfect in every way! (can you tell who I like best? lol) No, Legolas is quite happy and seems to enjoy having archery competitions with you, he says you are quite good. He is in good spirits and all that kinda stuff.
Aragorn- is in very nice shape in all regards, although his clothes seem to be getting a bit worn. Might need some new ones, although he insists he likes mending his own.
Boromir- is really mad because he just found your copy of FotR and watched it for the first time. He hadn't realized he died, and so he might need to have a nice chat with you about the whole Clone-not-identical-twin-thing. Otherwise he might continue to wear black for a while
(AHHHHH, I have to get off the computer right now, I'll get back to you later. It might be a few days, but I'll be back, I promise. :wave: )

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Eowyn
off the topic but I'm currently downloading the Ned Kelly trailor Orli has an Irish accent! lol its so funny! roflmao
and I hadn't realised Orli was working with Geoffrey Rush again! and its the same person doing the music! lol well thats the useless bit of information for the day and yes Tar-Van I know 'Random' :grin: lol
wait why does geoffrey Rush seem to be trying to kill Orli...again! :rolleyes:

*shouts at Geoffrey Rush*
Leave him alone you big mean pirate you!
lol

I see you are having fun on the trailer site Eowyn! ;) Have been doing the same - the Underworld trailer looks v good, we should show that in Spring term

My Boromir clone is getting jealous coz I'm watching the Peter Pan trailer - again! It's OK Bori, I love you more than Jason Isaacs!

Ooh, that reminds me - should we get clones of all the characters for our pirate ship Eowyn? lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hehehe, I snuck (how in the world do you spell that? Is that right?) on the computer again! (I'm leaving tomorrow at 5am to fly home, so I'm supposed to be packing, but who wants to do that?)
Where are you guys downloading this stuff from?? We wantsssss it :ring: :gollum:
OK Telu, here's everybody else!
Frodo- Is a little tired because he's been up late the past few nights watching the metior (I can not spell right now, sorry :blush: ) shower, and he wants you to come with him sometime. He is very happy and content and has nothing but praise for you
Sam-is in very good condition, he is a well treated clone. He says he doesn't mind doing slave work as long as you keep making him cookies
Gandalf- likes being in charge of the others, so I think you might need to watch out in case he becomes too pushy. But other than that he is very happy and well adjusted
Merry- seems to be a troublemaker, but he is a happy little clone. He is also well treated and in good shape
Pipin- Might need a little one-on-one time with you, he is a little miffed that his flower arranging has been sneered at by Merry. But he is otherwise quite content
Gimli- has been practicing with his axe on a tree in your back yard, you might need to get him a hobby. But his swing is in fine form!

In short, you have a pretty normal group of clones who are all set for a while! Thanks for bringing them by :grin:

[Aranel]

You appear to be working very hard, Vani! :thumbs: Here, have a cup of tea and some cake

*gives Vani tea and cake*

The trailers are here:

http://www.apple.com/trailers/

They take ages to load if you have a slow connection, so you'll have to play them at the lowest speed. Broadband users should be fine... *glares angrily at lucky broadband users*
You need QuickTime to view them, but there's a free download there if you don't already have it.

See if there are any people you want clones of there! Hehe! lol

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Striderfan

P.S. I'm very pleased with my Viggo clone...I've put him to work cleaning the kitchen in a pink frilly apron...*winks at Eowyn* ;) lol
;) thank you SF I'm glad someone likes my ideas! :grin:

Aranel:
Ooh, that reminds me - should we get clones of all the characters for our pirate ship Eowyn?

:thumbs: yes yes yes! :whoohoo:

[Aranel]

Ok... I'll go and find the list...

*Disapparates*
*Apparates holding piece of paper*

Ahem... we need:

Captain Hook (Jason Isaacs)
Major Richard Sharpe
Will Turner
Captain Jack Sparrow
Midshipman Hammond
Horatio Hornblower
Harry Faversham
Faramir
Patrick Harper
Daniel Hagman
Harris
Perkins

That's enough to be going on with... we can get the rest later ;)

[Ereinion]

I want a Captain Jack Sparrow clone :whoohoo: Can I? Can I? Pleasepleasepleaseplease.....:whoohoo: :whoohoo: :whoohoo: :hyper:

[Eowyn]

of course!
*walks in with the first Captain Jack Sparrow clone!*
Remeber you must call him 'CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow' he gets a bit touchy otherwise! lol ;)

[Ereinion]

Absolutely!
Thanks alot! He's so cuuuute.....:loveyou:

[Eowyn]

I know! You've just got to love him! ;)

[Telumehtar]

YAY my clones are back!...I think I need to make Merry a nametag, in hopes that it will make him stop complaining about being "Indistinguishable Backup Hobbit". I'm getting sick of going in his room only to find him fending off woodchucks and squirrels with carrots :rolleyes:... (god the secret diaries are funny!!!)
~Telu :flamer:

[Aranel]

Nametags are always a good idea! ;) But you have to reassure him that YOU know who he is.
And buy him a new carrot if he needs one

Or ensure he doesn't need one.... :naughty:

Ahem. Anyway, our pirate ship clones are finished Eowyn. Shall I start on the others? Have you decided who to put on your ship?

Anyone else wants some clones? Anyone?

BOGOF!

(That's Buy-One-Get-One-Free, am not being offensive! lol )

[Telumehtar]

need more clones!!! can i get captain jack sparrow and will turner? also if you have any of the "dead" dudes i'd take one...;)

hey Vani- you guys should make members' clones...so you could get a clone of someone at the fake/cheap date thread... :naughty: ;)
~Telu :flamer:

[Striderfan]

I NEED an aragorn clone, pronto!!!! :elfeek:

[Eowyn]

okay first the Aragorn clone since this is a lotr site!
*drags aragorn into the room*
here you go SF and I've got a frilly pink apron he can borrow if he's to do any house work! ;)

now the others.
Telumehtar here are your Cap'n Jack Sparrow and Will Turner clones :drool:
which Will Turner outfit would you prefer? the blacksmith or the pirate?
and Aranel I'm working on my list. It shall be done by the weekend and of course I'm sure you meant no offence! :grin:

[Telumehtar]

can i get both? that way i can change him at my leisure...:naughty:
~Telu :flamer:

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

Yay I got a Aragorn clone!
Telumehtar-How can I join the ORLI army?

[Aranel]

Whoa, all these pirates are a handful! Stop swinging from the rigging, Will!
And put that cutlass down!

Honestly! :rolleyes:

[Elbereth]

Feeling bored due to summer holiday when most people have abandoned my for REAL holidays so I thought I'd come and choose some more clones to cheer myself up!

Thinking of...um...

Ah yes


Can I have clones of Elladan and Elrohir please?
I will take very good care of them, I promise :naughty:

[Eowyn]

*walks in with Elladan and Elrohir clones*
these are surprisingly popular :huh: and Elbereth I don't doubt your capabilities at 'looking after them' :naughty: but remember we check! :grin: lol

oh well business has picked up thanks to the pirates! ;)

Telu noth sets are available just pick up the one you require ;)

[Elbereth]

Wonderful - I'm not surprised that they're popular!

And I might drop by when they've settled in a bit so you can see what good care I've taken of all the elves in my 'tender loving care'.

*Turns to clones* come along you two, let's go meet the others shall we, and then we can discuss...um...yes....well.
See you later, thanks again for the clones
*To Elladan and Elrohir* I could have quite a problem telling you to apart
*listens to the twins whisper*
Oh...really?!?!

[Eowyn]

*watches them leave*
erm...I don't think I want to know! There goes another happy customer though! :grin:
*looks around*
okay I'm going to play Elizabeth Swann and I'll need a Will Turner :grin: oh look lots of his clones! ;) :naughty:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Hey, that's a good idea!!! lol Sorry I can't make one of them, you'll have to go to MELI for them. :( sorry!!! Anything else, tho? :grin:

[Eowyn]

*whispers to Ruby*
I'm vice president of MELI! I do make them :naughty: There's a thought! Hey Aranel where ever you may be we haven't...tested the new clones recently! :grin:

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by *Arwen*Evenstar*
Telumehtar-How can I join the ORLI army?

just go to the Orli's Army thread (in the I Love... section) and tell the guys there you're joining! just watch out for adun, she's a bit possessive...lol :rolleyes: jk
~Telu :flamer:

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Eowyn
:naughty: There's a thought! Hey Aranel where ever you may be we haven't...tested the new clones recently! :grin:

Oh yes...! :naughty: Let's go and... test the clones!

[Eowyn]

*wanders off talking to Aranel about how to share the testing of clones out equally*
oh we must leave a note
*hangs note on the door which says "back soon" *

[Kenzie]

how exactley do you test them?

i've been a way for quite a while... would any one like a actor/actress clone? hhmmm hhmm anyone?

or does anyone need to bring their clones in for a check up with the clone counsellor?

[Eowyn]

Kenzie I have discussed this with Aranel (since she's sat on my sofa at the other end of the room) and we have decided that the process of clone testing is a trade secret! :grin: ;) sorry! :(

[Aranel]

Yes it is!
Shh! :shhh:

I have taken over the computer! Mwhahaha!! lol

Well, these clones all appear to be... fully functional... lol
Let's test those Will Turner ones now... :naughty:

[Kenzie]

okay okay.. a secret i get it...

so make sure you anounce when the will turners are ready ... i need to get myself one!!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Aranel
You appear to be working very hard, Vani! :thumbs: Here, have a cup of tea and some cake

*gives Vani tea and cake*
Thank you Aranel! I needed that. :smooch: My computer got the worm and what with starting school and everything I haven't been able to use my computer or get online for a week! AHHHHHH!
Kenz, can you look at my clones?
And make sure to let me know when a will turner will be avalible. I'm signing up on the pre-order list!
Telu- you need a clone of a member at the fake/cheap date thread? who? :naughty:

(psst, Aranel, can I work here in the clone making dept as well as counselling? pretty please?)

#Vani#

[Kenzie]

okay-doke... as long as you look at mine!!

and if you find out first about the will turner clones you let me know too!! so you have a sean b, orlando, legolas, fingolfin, and a viggo right?

i have an Aragorn

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I actually have two Orlando's (don't ask lol )

You only have one clone? Wow, you must be very happy with him.
*walks over to Aragorn and leads him to the office*
Ok, let's see here...
*an hour later*
Well, I can see that only having one clone might be a good idea. Your Aragorn is very happy and seems well adjusted in every particular. he is deeply in love with you and he loves reading your fan fic about him (I told him I am almost caught up in Lady of the White City ;) and he said he liked both your pieces a lot) He doesn't need anything besides what he already has. Congrats on having such a nice clone!
#Vani#

[Kenzie]

ooo thank you...
*take her aragorn by the hand*

and for your clones....

both orlandos (i don't know how you do it!!) are perfectly happy, they like having a twin.
finglofin and legolas are looking great both mentally and phisically!!
sean and viggo say theyre happy with you in every aspect and that it couldn't be better!

[Eowyn]

*walks in with two veiled clones*

introducing our latest clones! Will Turner and Elizabeth swann! (she gets a lovely dress which she will hopefully be able to keep hold of for at least an hour!)

Kenz and Vani you can collect your Will clones whenever you want!

[Kenzie]

oooo may i have a will turner!!??

i'll pm vani!!

[Telumehtar]

i've gone clone crazy! can i get an orli, lij, and viggo? oh yeah and glorfindel too... (hope there isn't a clone limit!)
~Telu :flamer:

[Kenzie]

there certianly isn't a limit... i think once some one ordered everyone from middle earth and their actresses and actors too!!

any way i can help you with the actors and actresses... you'll have to wait for aranel or eowyn for glorfindel

anyway *walks out with three brand new clones*
there ya go... treat them well and make sure to come back in a couple weeks time for a clone check up

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thanks for the heads up and the check up, Kenz :smooch:
And thank you for my Will Turner, Eowyn :thumbs:
I'm so happy! :wiggle:

#Vani#

[Kenzie]

ooohhh yep! i'll have to add it to my siggy... wait has she given them to us yet? well she said two clones with veils....

thank you!!!

oh and can i have permission to make johny depp clones!?

[Pearl Took]

Ooooh, please make Johnny Depp clones. lol I need one of those...:p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Eowyn
Kenz and Vani you can collect your Will clones whenever you want!
I think because we preordered we can have them now. ;)
Hmm, I'll have to think about getting a JD too.
(can I make clones, somebody in charge? please?)

#Vani

[Kenzie]

well i'm the head of the actor actress cloning department so i supose i can go ahead... i'll just need a sample of somthing johny... anybody got anything...

[Eowyn]

The only limit Telu is when you run out of space in your sig! lol
Here's your Glorfindel clone
*walks him over to telu*
enjoy! ;)

of course you can make depp clones! lol and yes you can have your Will Turner clones! I said they were ready to collect lol

[Kenzie]

ooo yay i'll get started on eem then :hyper: lol

alright just makin sure

[Pearl Took]

Ya! Johnny Depp! :drool: :love:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hey Kenz, need an assistant? *smiles hopefully*

[Ereinion]

Greetings good people! :wave:
I have a little request for ya, if you don't mind a little work: I would like a very first and original Prince Ancanar clone (the one from the new upcoming movie)...I have the original right HERE (http://www.ancanar.com/media/stills.html) , so if you don't mind.....I'll be around to check how're things going...
Thank you all very much! notworthy

[Kenzie]

sry vani :( i already got one... luvara... you could ask if she wants an assistant... or if i don't see her around her for a couple of weeks you can take her place.. cause i haven't seen her around here since i got back and it's been a week..

whos prince anaclar... and what movie? i think he'd be considered a character anyway so i can't help ya hun

[Ereinion]

You should definitly check out the site whose link I've posted, Kenz! It sounds like the coolest movie!
And it's allright...I'll just hang around....:grin:

[Kenzie]

i couldn't find what the movie was about... but by the looks of it ( all the pics and sword stuff) it should be pretty good.. i haven't heard of it... are there trailers out for it yet?

[Ereinion]

They say the trailers will be soon....Anyway, there's a thread about it in the Other Movies forum :thumbs:

[Kenzie]

cool i'll defiantley have to check that out!

any way... movieng on... the johny depp clones are complete and we now have quite a few in stock... so they're ready for ordering!

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Ereinion
Greetings good people! :wave:
I have a little request for ya, if you don't mind a little work: I would like a very first and original Prince Ancanar clone (the one from the new upcoming movie)...I have the original right HERE (http://www.ancanar.com/media/stills.html) , so if you don't mind.....I'll be around to check how're things going...
Thank you all very much! notworthy

hmmm.... yes shall work on that! :naughty:
Ereinion you have excellent taste! ;) Your clone will be ready soon!

[Ereinion]

Why thank you notworthy Those are wonderful news! :grin:

[Elbereth]

Just wondering if I could book my clones in for a check up. I've had most of them a while now and I think the twins have settled in OK but I just wanted to make sure they're happy!
Thanks

[Kenzie]

sure i can help you out there!

who and how many do you have so i can get started?

[Elbereth]

Right
first there was Legolas and Erestor and Glorfindel and then I got Elladan and Elrohir a little while ago.
Thanks very much

[Eowyn]

Erienion you Ancanar clone is ready for collection! The first of his kind! :thumbs: and he's lovey :drool:

[Ereinion]

WHOO HOO!!!! notworthy :hooray: Thank you lady Eowyn!!! He is too great! :loveyou:

[Eowyn]

I'm quite proud of him actually!
Do you know which book the story is in? I can't find it and I would very much like to read it. :)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Kenzie
sry vani :( i already got one... luvara... you could ask if she wants an assistant... or if i don't see her around her for a couple of weeks you can take her place.. cause i haven't seen her around here since i got back and it's been a week..
Ok *sigh* By the way, where is Luvara? I've missed her! mecry

Who is this mysterious Anacanar?
#Vani

[Ereinion]

Originally posted by Eowyn
I'm quite proud of him actually!
Do you know which book the story is in? I can't find it and I would very much like to read it. :)

It's a story, inspired by Tolkien's Middle Earth...It's not actually in any of his books, but an original screenplay...No one from the movie is mentioned by Tolkien, but I suppose the makers had permission to use his mithology...

[Eowyn]

so its only based on his world. It's not in any of his books. hmmmm.... interesting!

[Elfdaughter]

Emmm...been any orders for clothes lately? :)

[Eowyn]

nope but have you kept up to date with all the recent advancements with clones? PotC :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Are the Johhny Depp clones ready? I want to take a look and see if I need one :naughty:
#Vani

[Elbereth]

I'm just thinking about what new clones I might get
that is, of course, only if my other clones are all happy with the idea!

[Kenzie]

oh yes the johny depp clones are ready for ordering... so line up it you want one....

Elberth.....

your Legolas clone is very fit mentally and phisically
your Erestor clone seemed a little shy, but everything was fine once he finally talked to me (very nice clone you have there!)
Elladan and Elrohir both happy and energetic

they're all yours elberth

anyone eles need a clone check up?

[Elfdaughter]

Yeah, can you do mine? Oh...be careful of Smaug...he had too many Diet Cokes, and now he's got hiccups. I think you'd better do mine in groups...100,000 Uruck-hai, 200,000 Orcs, couple of Balrogs, handful of Dragons, seven wizards, 500,000 Men, about the same Elves, hundreds of hobbits...umm...basically everyone who dwelled on Middle Earth. Oh, and not forgetting all the actors as well.

Can I now have everyone in the blessed realm as well? (Er..yeah, that does include the Valar!)

[Eowyn]

hokey cokey!
*wanders of to complete the order*
we have all the Valar in stock if you'd like to take them? I'll do a very indepth study and make sure I don't miss anyone from the realm! ;)

[Elfdaughter]

Thank you! I will take them! They'll come in very handy in the Guard!

[Kenzie]

ooo :elfeek: wow i'll defiantley need vani to help me out with this one... vani you can pick half

(by the way i'ven't seen luvara in two weeks so if you ant you can be my assistiant officaly if she's not back by next week ;) )

[Eowyn]

erm....I'm sure I saw her name a minute ago!
I've just done the test the nation quiz (on the BBC) and they asked where LOTR is filmed. They showed the clip of Boromir's bit with the ring on Caradhras. I laughed so hard I nearly missed the actual question. (obviously I got it right ;) )

[Kenzie]

lol do you have a link to the quiz... i want to take it lol

[Eowyn]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/testthenation/
there's tonights and a few of the older ones
(IQ, relationships and 2002 test) Let me know how you do!

[Elbereth]

I did that quiz last night and was so shocked that my parents knew the answer to the LOTR question! Maybe I am starting to have an effect on them after all!

thanks for the clone check up - Erestor was always a bit shy, sweet really

and how's Glorfindel doing? I think he might have dissappeared and tried to follow me after I left them here - he keeps muttering things like 'you never know if a balrog is lurking somewhere round the corner' -maybe someone could help me convince him that it is highly unlikely any balrogs will be wandering loose round here (except those from Yayster's who won't cause too much of a problem)!

[Eowyn]

my parents wouldn't know the answer to the LOTR qn I might have convinced my mum to watch FOTR tonight now we have a DVD player. problem is she always falls to sleep before the end of the film! lol

[Kenzie]

in the test the nation (2002) one i got a 31 lol (i live in the US) i didn't know like any of the answers i totoaly guessed on half of them

i got a 102 on the IQ thing
and a lucky in love on the relationship thing

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Elbereth
he keeps muttering things like 'you never know if a balrog is lurking somewhere round the corner' -maybe someone could help me convince him that it is highly unlikely any balrogs will be wandering loose round here (except those from Yayster's who won't cause too much of a problem)!

Er...you better keep him away from my clones then...Smaug's feeling a bit cross this morning, and keeps trying to singe MY Glorfindel clone! And the Balrogs are fighting again - I've had to send them off to stand in seperate corners!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Kenzie
ooo :elfeek: wow i'll defiantley need vani to help me out with this one... vani you can pick half

(by the way i'ven't seen luvara in two weeks so if you ant you can be my assistiant officaly if she's not back by next week ;) )

Goodness! I'll definitly help, but I will have to get back to them in a day or so. (and thanks for the update about luvara/assisantship. :grin: But I want luvara to come back!)
How about I take the Uruk-hai, Orcs, Elves, wizards and Balrogs ( :naughty: )

and you take the dragons, men, hobbits, and actors?

We can divy up the Valar next time ( new clones don't need councelling, do they? *anxiously*)

#Vani

[Eowyn]

My Mum knew the answer to the LOTR question! :o all she's done is listen whilst I watched the extras on the TTT DVD! :o I nearly collapsed when she said New Zealand. lol

anyway have I forgotten anyone's clones. Did I ever give out the rest of that order for clones of everyone within the Blessed realms? If not they are ready but I have a truly awful memory and I'm sorry for the wait! ;)

[Kenzie]

yhea vani i miss her too... must be cause schools starting everywhere (i've barley had time for here myself)
by by friday.. the job is yours and you can write it in your sig

[Telumehtar]

*Tel walks in with

[elvenrocker]

ahhh... i thought i already ordered a clone. i guess it was someplace else :D woo! set me up with a legolas please. i need someone to give me archery tips, among other things :P

[Tar-Vanimelde]

You'll have to wait for somebody else to show up, I can't make clones yet. But welcome to MELI if you've never been before :wave:
#Vani

[Eowyn]

elven rocker :wave: welcome!
*ushers a brand new shiney Legolas clone fully trained*
He's amazing at archery would you like a demonstration?
*sets up target and grins as Legolas hits the centre*

[elvenrocker]

woo! shiney eh? won't be for long ;)

*carries off her brand new legolas*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh, can I get a Karl Urban, please and thank you! (I've been watching the special features on the TTT DVD and must have my own now :naughty: )
#Vani

[elvenrocker]

karl urban is cool :)

[Eowyn]

Karl Urban is cool unfortunately I only deal with characters someone else deals wih the actors so you'll have to hang on. I apologise for the wait but the actors don't seem to like usambushing them to get their DNA. :huh: lol

[Elbereth]

oh, poor things!
and I'll keep Glorfi away from the balrogs...
was just thinking of getting a Haldir clone and wondered if I might actually get all three of the brothers (do you have special offers if you buy a whole family!?!)

[Elfdaughter]

Hey, I didn't get any special offers, and I bought everyone on Middle-Earth, AND the actors! lol But I have a sale on at the minute - buy one outfit, get another half price.

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Telumehtar
*Tel walks in with

argggggggggggggh i accidentally pressed the button before turning off the computer :blush: ...damn i meant to erase that...:blush: anyhow it was supposed to say *Telu walks in with clones ready for more counselling*
~Telu :flamer:

[Kenzie]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Oh, can I get a Karl Urban, please and thank you! (I've been watching the special features on the TTT DVD and must have my own now :naughty: )
#Vani

oo sry about the wait... here's your karl... hey and by the time you read this you'll probly be part of the actress actor cloning anyway... so here ya go and welcome!!

[Telumehtar]

can i get a karl too??? he's so :drool:worthy! i luv on the makings of TTT his long hair...:drool: :loveyou: :love:
~Telu :flamer:

[Kenzie]

sure thing *hands over another karl clone* treat him well!! :naughty: lol

[Telumehtar]

yay :hyper: thanks!
~Telu :flamer:

[Kenzie]

it's my job!! don't mention it!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Kenzie
oo sry about the wait... here's your karl... hey and by the time you read this you'll probly be part of the actress actor cloning anyway... so here ya go and welcome!!
Thanks for the Karl and the welcome! Now I can make clones too! But if I want an Eomer (which I do, please Eowyn ;) ) I'll have to wait for a character cloner, right?
So glad you like my taste, telu lol The DVD is so loverly!

And Kenz (or the owner, I guess), who was it with the HUGE group of clones that needs counselling? I've completely forgotten :blush: Just tell me who, I'm ready for action!
#Vani

[Kenzie]

Originally posted by Elfdaughter
Yeah, can you do mine? Oh...be careful of Smaug...he had too many Diet Cokes, and now he's got hiccups. I think you'd better do mine in groups...100,000 Uruck-hai, 200,000 Orcs, couple of Balrogs, handful of Dragons, seven wizards, 500,000 Men, about the same Elves, hundreds of hobbits...umm...basically everyone who dwelled on Middle Earth. Oh, and not forgetting all the actors as well.

Can I now have everyone in the blessed realm as well? (Er..yeah, that does include the Valar!)

it was ED ... lot of them
if you want i'll do the uruck-hai, men, wizards and dragons...

and you can do the orcs, elves, hobbits, and balrogs...

thats about even so far right?......and once we're done with those we'll split up the rest (actors actresses, people of the blessed realm and valar).... i'd say it makes a good start lol

oh and make sure to add vice president for actor/actress cloning at MELI next to your clone counselling

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Right-o! Unfortunatly, I have friends coming over in half an hour and I am not fully dressed so I have to go, but ED, I promise I will do my part of the counselling soon! Sorry about the (continuing) delay.
Adding my title right now :grin:
#Vani

[Eowyn]

Elbereth I'm sure we can sort something out
*opens the door to reveal the 3 brothers standing there. Their hair glistening in the light*
See what good condition tthey're in :grin:

ok vani I get the hint ;) here's your lovely Eomer! :thumbs:
and I agree Karl looked lovely on the DVD :drool:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thanks Eowyn, he is lovely :love: *goes running off to introduce him to the other clones* Hmm, I wonder how he will do meeting Karl? lol
#Vani

[Kenzie]

probly somthing like "hey you reminde me of someone!" lol

[Eowyn]

lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

And do ya know, that is exactly what he said! lol
Btw, can I get a Balrog here? :love:

On a different note:
ED, sorry this has taken so long (but look at what we had to go through lol )
-199, 823 orcs- well, for the most part they are in good spirits and happy, as much as orcs can be. They have had several battles between themselves, but have managed to avoid major fatalities as of now. You might want to consider some type of organized contact sport to help diffuse some of their pent up rage and aggression. I suggest rugby, and if you want uniforms I can get you some over at MBM. :grin:
-500,002 elves- in good shape as a whole. A few felt they were being neglected and needed personal counseling, but I think I have them straitened out, at least for now. They seem well adjusted and content.
-618 hobbits- The are complaining a little about the lack of food, but when pressed they couldn’t say how much food they were getting, so I am ignoring that complaint. They are doing just fine and have established a singing club that they want you to come see sometime.
-17 balrogs- well, I have a soft spot for Balrogs (thanks for letting me look at them kenz :grin: ) and I must say yours are mighty fine. They are all in top fire condition, nice shiny wings and claws (I can personally recommend Mini-Menace Moria Product Co’s wing polishing kits from Yayster’s if you ever find yourself in need, they would work on full size balrogs too) and they are producing lovely smoke. They might need a bit more granite in their diets, but if isn’t a big deal.
*Whew*
So there you have it, the first stab at counseling your *ahem* prodigious clone collection :grin:
By the way, you might want to renew your request for the blessed realm/ valar. I think it might have been overlooked in the flood of incoming clones. :p
#Vani

[Telumehtar]

for some reason my karl wants a twin :huh: so can i get an eomer too please?
~Telu :flamer:

[Telumehtar]

i have a few clones for counselling...*counts heads of chattering clones* um, it's glorfy, will, jack, and my new karl! "no, jack, what did i tell u about commandeering glorfy's cheetos?!?"
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks Tar! I'll pop over to MBM right now! lol

[Telumehtar]

MBM eh? haven't been there in a while...:idea:
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Telumehtar
i have a few clones for counselling...*counts heads of chattering clones* um, it's glorfy, will, jack, and my new karl! "no, jack, what did i tell u about commandeering glorfy's cheetos?!?"
~Telu :flamer:
Here goes:
Glorfindel- is magnificent, happy, and well adjusted. He says the only way he manages is to avoid the other clones, but that doesn't look like it's a problem
Will- hot hot hot. And mentaly and physicaly in top shape. So keep up the good work lol
Karl- is quite happy in his new home, he seems to be settling in nicely. He does want a twin though, so an Eomer is a good idea :p
Jack- well, is jack. Everything seems to be under some kind of control, which is about as good as you can expect, I think. ;)

And why haven't you been over at MBM? I fear you are concoting evil things on your own now....:elfeek:

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

*legolas walks in, apparently startled. he looks around for an escape*

hehe. its time for examination leggy :) i just got you, but i have to make sure you're in excellent condition. *hugs the elf, now shivering with nervousness*

here ya go...

[Telumehtar]

of course i am vani...what else could i be doing?
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

Hey...can I renew my order for the Blessed Realm/ Valar clones, please?

[Aranel]

Hello! I have return from the land of Turkey! Twas very nice!
Boromir got a lovely tan... :drool:

ED, here are your clones *hands them over*

[Telumehtar]

hey aranel! boromir got a tan eh? :drool: :drool: :drool: what's the "help help i'm being repressed!" thing in your sig? inside joke?
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks, Ar!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Elvenrocker, your legolas is just fine. Once he got over his nervousness he preformed exellently on all the test. Be proud of him and give him a good home.

So, um, Ed, now that you have those clones, why don't you give them a while to settle in before you bring them in for counselling. *looks at ED with a pained expression* Just a little while, ok? ;)

Telu- I knew it!!! Up to no good........

Aranel- Welcome back! And Boromir is looking quite nice if I do say so myself lol
#Vani

[Telumehtar]

boromir with a tan....*lightbulb appears over head :idea: as Telu begins forming plan to capture Aranel's boromir*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Uh oh! Beware, Ar! lol

[Eowyn]

Vani I still have your balrog clone :flamer:

Ed could you please lead out your clones pied piper style. ;) The back room where they're all waiting is a bit crowded and my Annatar is trying to steal their money via card games! :o :o lol

*Aranel jumps in and takes contol of the computer*

Telu don't you dare!

*glares at Telu*

We do sell bottles of Silmaril Self-Tan (TM) so that your clones can have a healthy tan

And "Help, help Im being repressed" is from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help I'm being repressed!"

[Ceri Bloom]

hey guys, i was just wondering if i could have a Will Turner clone? and an Orlando clone as well,cometo think of it
could you guys do that for me please? :rolleyes:

[Eowyn]

of course we can ceri! ;)
*walks into the labs and fetches a will turner clone*
Here you go but as I've said before you'll need to wait for kenz to appear for the actor clones but that'll give you time to get to know your Will! :naughty:
Aranel's stood looking over my shoulder and sniggering. :huh: can't imagine why? :naughty: lol

excuse us we must go and formulate our plan to kidnap the will turner poster from Vorondil's room ;) :shhh: