Middle-Earth Laboraties inc. - for clones of all your favourite characters...!

[Aranel]

Are you fighting over your favourite characters? Not enough lovely Legolas to go around?

mecry

Fear not! Middle-Earth Laboratories inc. has the answer!

We produce high-quality clones of any character you wish, be they from LOTR, The Hobbit or The Silmarillion.

Just change your sig to say that you are the proud owner of a MELI clone and start drooling!

:drool: :drool: :drool:

[Eowyn]

:whoohoo:
We thought it was time that the argueing over characters stopped.

I would like to point out that it is for ANY characters. :grin: aren't we good to you!

I will even let you have a clone of Faramir :naughty: the real thing is mine though. lol

so to get your clone simply ask and add that little extra bit to your sig. (some people might struggle for space, there is a limit.) However, you can have as many clones as you can fit in your sig. lol

good luck Tar you might need to make some room! lol

[Adunauriel]

Well, I'd like a Legolas clone, but I don't have space in my Siggy for him..... Oh, well I'll just continue to look at my Pictures....... ;)

[Elrenia]

AAAah!! Finally ...Great idea....where is my white blouse...so I can play with DNA...:naughty:

Anyway, you know what I want....lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hmm... adunaoriel, you can go quite a bit further across on all your lines before you run over into another one... if you rearange and shove around a bit, you can get it on there ;)

hmm i will try guys lol (not now tho...not imte....will be back this evening hopefully...)

hmm.... ok now that everyone has a clone, we should just let the originals go...dont you guys think? (hint hint, eowyns sig ;))

[Pil]

lol aw...let her have him...they're so happy together!

*pil runs up to reception in the company building*

"One Meriadoc Brandybuck clone please....oh...and can you throw in some extra waistcoats...thanks!"

veryhappy

This is making me way too happy! roflmao

[Ilmarë]

Ah now... cloning. Well.. way back at the conception of this site... I distinctly remember saying to Fatty... that Leggy was mine... and always would be. So I guess... i have no need of a clone of the Blond-Braided Prince of Mirkwood... not when i have the real thing.... but please... feel free to make copies... mine has already been tattooed... "The Real Deal...Property of Ilmare";) :naughty: lol lol lol

[Pil]

I attempted to remove merry from the shire for my own personal keeping...but he was too drunk to walk...and i couldn't be bothered to drag his beer drenched form all the way home....so i'll have to make do with his sober clone.... sober eh...hmm...not for long! :guzzle: lol

[Adunauriel]

Well what does everyone think of how I changed my siggy...... I think it's kind of funny myself. lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hey you two... ilm and eowyn... i thought the point of this was so that no one would claim originals and no one would fight over them? well if we are claiming originals i will go claim the original boromir :huh:

yeah, adu, lol... like mine? ;)

[Adunauriel]

I do like your's Tar. It's kind of confusing, but then again that's what makes it yours.......;) I also agree with you Tar, I don't think you should be able to claim the Original. :thumbs:

[Eowyn]

mean!
If I'm Eowyn then technically I'm married to Faramir. So that would make him mine......right :huh: ....... please! :(

[Aranel]

No!! :nono: I set up this thread, and i say no original-Boromir-hogging! I don't really care about the rest...
*looks at account books* :read:
*eyes light up at huge profits* :elfeek:
I mean, of course you're not allowed to hog the originals! You must all get clones!

[Eowyn]

Aranel! :nono: this is not a money making scheme. lol well, not really scientists are paid badly. erm......oh fine I'll have a clone.....but I'll sulk. mecry

anyway. enjoy your clones people. (but DO NOT go into detail about what you do with them. :nono: - I don't want to know) :naughty: lol

[Aranel]

Sorry Eowyn, what did you say? I was just looking at my new Jaguar....

[Eowyn]

roflmao
ooooooooohhhhhhhh wait! you can't drive. I have my licence though. please let me drive it! hang on!

If I'm vice-president. hey that means I get some money too! :naughty:
*runs off to buy nice car to help show off faramir*

[Aranel]

Hehe! I don't need to be able to drive - Boromir has learned! He can drive me round...! :naughty:

Hey Pil, if you like your Merry clone, why not check out our range of clothing for him? We have more than just waistcoats, we also do a lovely line in breeches and shirts...it's all in the catalogue!

roflmao

[Eowyn]

what catalogue
*aranel pokes eowyn in the ribs*
ouch! ohhh that catalogue.

[Aranel]

Honestly. And you call yourself a vice-president!

[Elrenia]

The entire fellowship pleease and add a clone of Faramir with it...:thumbs:

aaaahhh! I know what you will say...lol...but I want these two anyway...they can be useful in my future harem....roflmao ;)

[Eowyn]

lol okay well I suppose everyone has their own likes and dislikes :naughty: but we're not here to judge, only to serve. lol

erm...sorry just read your sig :o lol

go ahead and add to your sig that you own a MELI clone. ;)

[Pil]

Originally posted by Aranel
Hey Pil, if you like your Merry clone, why not check out our range of clothing for him? We have more than just waistcoats, we also do a lovely line in breeches and shirts...it's all in the catalogue!

*pil takes huge catalogue from Aranel and flips through the merry section....*

nice.....oh very nice....lovely....hmm....hehe....:thumbs:

OK...i'll take the lot! lol

*pil hands over a mahoooosive wad of cash and staggers out of the shop clutching as much of the merry wardrobe that her and her clone could carry*

"Come along Meriadoc Brandybuck....keep up!" :p

[Aranel]

hey Pil, you can borrow a Gimli clone to carry all that stuff to your car - Elrenia is right - he is useful for something!
Nice to see you back btw Elrenia - havent seen u posting in a while.
Glad you made the choice of purchasing some quality MELI clones! You won't regret it!
Did i mention they all come with a full money back guarantee and 10 years warranty? If you are not completely satisfied with your clone, we will be happy to replace him (or her) free of charge!
Aren't we nice...? :grin:

[Elrenia]

Yeah I was sick...still am but feeling better :thumbs:

Cool, now that I have my clones I can do my Bday party with them hehehe :naughty:

[Aranel]

Glad to hear u are better Elrenia. When is your bday?
Glad u like your Faramir clone! :grin:

[Eowyn]

who wouldn't be staisfied with him. :naughty:

nb. 10 year warranty. cannot be beaten. plus if you break them we'll fix them. lol

[Elrenia]

My birthday was yesterday lol

[Adunauriel]

I sang Happy Birthday to you Elrenia. In the Karaoki Torture Machine.... Did you see it...?;) :)

[Pil]

i think i broke my merry...i was a bit over enthusiastic... lol

can you fix him... :(

[Aranel]

We surely can! He will be in the lab for a day or so, but we can offer you a Courtesy Clone whilst yours is being repaired.
;)

[Sindarin]

Now that I'm finally here, I'll take an Eowyn clone, please. :loveyou:

[Eowyn]

okay! and look lots of room in your sig lol I'm sure you'll enjoy your new clone. ;)

[Aranel]

Glad you made it at last! It's really nice to have someone new on the thread

*takes sneaky look at wad of cash Sindarin has just handed over*
*smiles to self*

[Eowyn]

*looks at Aranel and the money*
erm....is any of that mine? :huh:
:angel:

[Aranel]

Yes, when you start doing your job! I've never seen such a slacker!
*addresses room in general*
You know, she rolls in at 10:30, hungover, with her Faramir clone, and doesn't even start working until 11. Then she's off for her tea break, plays Solitaire for a bit, lunch, plays Minesweeper, second lunch, makes calls from the office phone for an hour, afternoon break, tidies the test tube racks and then leaves early for a hair appointment.
Honestly, the things I have to put up with.
*realises is talking to empty room*
*sighs and returns to game of Solitaire*

[Eowyn]

oh and of course you're so much better! :rolleyes:
well at least I have nice hair lol

anybody else want a clone? get whilst they're still reasonably cheap. lol

[Aranel]

Ooh, are we having a price increase? Yay!
You mean I don't have nice hair? :mecry:
*rushes off to book hair appointment*
*Eowyn is left in empty office*
*well, not quite empty...Faramir clone is there...*

[Eowyn]

:naughty: ;) hmmmm..... wonder how I could entertain myself?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ok I have been, um, sort of promised (lol) by eowyn a discount on clones for my advertising services :grin:

soooo... can i have a faramir? :naughty:

(you arent still claiming the original, are you, eowyn! :nono: lol)

[Chan]

All right! Now that I have finally managed to drag my sorry behind over to this thread, I am so in!
*Pulls out wad of cash and eyes selection of Leggy clones*
I'll take that one over there please.

[Lintefaniel]

One Aragorn Clone please, complete with sword and skills! I would prefer the clone to be not lacking in all things Aragorn including looking exactly the way he does in the movie when he fights the Nazgul on Weathertop!! I have plenty of cash, money is no object! YOu will be pleased to know I was refered to this shop by Adunauriel...she is a great sales...elf..person...girl...thing!!!

[Lady Melody]

lol lol lol lol
It is good that we're having clones for everyone around, but I'll pass thanks. I don't know what my parents'll say if I have a Legolas clone around... it'll be disasterous!!!

I'll just be content with the pictures, thanks... lol lol

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
ok I have been, um, sort of promised (lol) by eowyn a discount on clones for my advertising services :grin:

soooo... can i have a faramir? :naughty:

(you arent still claiming the original, are you, eowyn! :nono: lol)

of course not :grin: :shhh: but you may have a Faramir clone. which reminds me. I might join Pil and make myself a merry clone. :naughty:

Yours should be fixed now Pil. Were you happy with the courtesy clone? :naughty:

[Aranel]

Wow, loads of new customers! Our advertisers must be working overtime (you don't get time-and-a-half, you know) Thanx Adunauriel - you can have advertiser's discount too!

OK Tar, you can have a discount! Enjoy your Faramir clone! ;)

Lintefaniel, your Aragorn clone is ready - remember to put him in your sig! He has been made as an exact replica of the movie Aragorn, as requested. Take a look at the catalogue for Aragorn accessories - we have a selection of different sheaths for Anduril...

Chibi, you'll be pleased to hear we're working on an Invisibility cloak for those awkward clone hiding moments! If you'd like to test the prototype for us, you can have it for free and we'll even give you 25% discount on your Legolas clone! :grin:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oooh what a saleswoman we have here! :grin: lol :cool:

yay :hooray: i get a discount! *tar runs in and grabs her faramir clone* :blush: :grin: lol

[Eowyn]

be careful with him Tar ;)

[Aranel]

Not too careful though...!! :naughty: ;)

[Pil]

Originally posted by Eowyn
Yours should be fixed now Pil. Were you happy with the courtesy clone? :naughty:

Not as good as my original...but hey...daddy's back home now! :naughty:

*pil whisks her fixed clone out of the lab a.s.a.p....after quickly putting in an order of assorted foot-hair sized hair curlers* :o

Christmas is coming up and i want to get him something special! :jester:

[Eowyn]

lol
rather scared by your first comment! :elfeek:
I'll go and fetch you some foot-hair sized hair curlers right now. but make sure he's not around :shhh: we wouldn't want to spoil the surprise now, would we? :nono:
lol

[Aranel]

I am very pleased with our accessories range!
That reminds me - i have to buy my Boromir clone a Christmas pressie...

[Eowyn]

yes remember people a clone is for life (his or yours) not just for christmas lol

no-one throw them out after you've finished with them. you never know when they might come in handy :naughty:

[Lalaith]

Er, hello....
Could I have a Glorfindel clone please?
Pre- or Post- Fall of Gondolin.... doesn't really matter...

[Eowyn]

ok. He should be ready by tommorrow. btw interesting choice. any particular reason? I am only asking because you are actually the first to request him.

(NB. lalaith just add that you have a MELI clone of glorfindel to your sig and he's all yours! - enjoy ;) )

[Lalaith]

Thank you very much!!
I chose Glorfindel cos (a) he rocks and (b) the poor guy had his part cut out of the movie cos some Elf gal stole his horse (c) the whole gondolin story is one of my favourites...

[Pil]

Glorfindel! woohoo! hmm...*pil's thinking* :p

maybe i should get an elf clone as well...you know...for a bit of variety... :naughty: lol

Hmm...i'll try and make my decision so that bonos-girl can get me whoever i choose for christmas. :hooray:

p.s. *pil covers merry-clone's ears* thanx for the curlers...i'll wrap them tonight...festiveness!!!!!!!!!! :stomper: :)

[Eowyn]

merry christmas Pil and no pun intended. honest :grin:
maybe Aranel and I should get some happy elves as helpers.

what I think Mr Claus is onto something.....lol (bet Mrs Claus is happy! ;) )

[Wilwarin]

Hi! Can I have two clones please? A Sam Gamgee from the movie and also a Frodo from the movie. Thanks!

Oh yeah! I would like them to be like they were before the quest of Mount Doom. They're cuter then. : )

[Aranel]

They're all yours, Wilwarin. Just put 'em in your sig and enjoy! :grin:

Eowyn - happy elf helpers sounds like a great idea! I can think of lots of things they could help with...
:naughty:

[Wilwarin]

Gee thanks! :thumbs: Hey, they look real good!

[Lalaith]

Hey!

Could I please order an Ecthalion clone?
Just to have a matching pair of Gondolin warriors, you understand!! Preferably not Balrog-singed!!
lol
Cheers! :beer:

[Lady Melody]

Hey, since I got a discount and a free invisibility cloak, I'll take one Legolas clone please!!! lol lol

That one over there, please... :naughty:

:thumbs:

[Eowyn]

*hands over the legolas clone to chibi* I hope you enjoy yourself. remember that he's precious. :) ;)

*introduces lalaith to her new ecthalion clone*
we managed to avoid balrog singes. he looks good! I'm sure those two will keep you entertained for days :naughty:

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Eowyn
I'm sure those two will keep you entertained for days :naughty:

Put them in loose shirts and set them fencing! Hehe!! :drool:

[Eowyn]

:drool:

[Lalaith]

Yeay!! thank you!!
9And I'll take your suggestions under advisement.. tee hee!!)

Mmmm, Glorfindel and Ecthelion.mmmmmm :drool:

[Aranel]

I have been away on holiday in the land of Boromir for a while, and i come back to find we've had no new customers in ages! Are all our clones so good nobody needs any more? We'll have to boost our advertising campaigns...
:grin:

[Bess the Bard]

Did you know you guys have ads in ME Yellow Pages under 3 categories---Fantasies, Miracles and Scientific Marvels. Very effective business strategy.

I need to place an order for Christmas--I need a Samwise Gamgee (Sean Astin model) and an Eomer--not too much of a thinker, just keep him handsome, loyal, strong and good in the saddle.

Oh, and throw in some stewed rabbit recipes and mallorn seeds with the Sam order, ok?

I'm thinking about a Prince Imrahil for my birthday....got any of those?

(Hands over mithril MasterCard to pay for order. Then off to change my sig to proclaim me a satisfied customer of MELI clones.)

[Eowyn]

If we haven't got any I'm sure we can get them in stock pretty easily. (well, not that easily genetics can be confusing.) :grin:

I apologise for the lack of time Aranel and I have spent here but busy every evening (christmas parties) plus 9.15 lectures etc... :)

anyway enjoy your clones.

Aranel can I have a clone of Annatar?

[Lalaith]

hey - I'm back!! Considering expanding my army of Elven warriors!! Is Gil-galad a possibilty?

Cheers!

[Eowyn]

of course he is :grin: anythings possible. ;)

MELI would like to wish all of its customers a merry christmas and a happy new year. :thumbs:

anybody else want a clone. They make excellent gifts. We even have a range of clothing and items to accessorise your clones with. lol

[Sauron]

I'll take an 2 Eowyns, double the pleasure, double the fun!!

[Eowyn]

erm.....Aranel! Help! okay....I'm sure Aranel will sort that out for you. :)

[Eowyn]

10% off on all clones. although I think most people have the clones they need. but that doesn't account for their desires :grin: ;)

[Aranel]

Um, hey Sauron, you evil Dark Lord you, your clones are ready...
I just wanna say I think you're a really great guy, and hey, wanting to take over the world? Wonderful idea! Hope that goes alright for you... :grin:
Just please don't unleash a vast army of orcs on me, OK?

Oh, and Eowyn, your Annatar clone is done. I'll put him on you staff account.

Phew! *takes a break* I have been slaving away in labs for ages! I dunno what Eowyn was on about, parties...what parties? :angel:

[Finrod Felagund]

I like Sauron's way of thinking, I'll take a Luthien and a Finduilas (1st Age) if they are available yet:naughty: :fanboy: :drool:

[Aranel]

No problem - i've been working hard on obtaining some 1st age DNA, and i've got loads! The wonder of PCR machines! :grin:

[Eowyn]

wow! what state were you in at the parties. you can't remember them? :beer: well have a drink to celebrate. how many have we made so far?

[Aranel]

Lots and lots! And lots and lots of money too!!
Mmmm, money.... :drool:

I can remember the partays very well thank you Eowyn. I was just trying to appear sweet and innocent and like a nice girl who doesn't go to drunken parties. :angel:

Who was I kidding?? :wicked:

[Eowyn]

no way would they believe that! lol

[Aranel]

Humph.
Someone might.
I'm not that unconvincing as a sweet, innocent little maiden am I?

[Eowyn]

no I suppose not. (I can actually see you saying that! wierd I know you too well!) :huh:

[Aranel]

Ooops.
Hang on, what do you mean u can see me?? RU spying on me?? Arrgghh!!
*peers frantically into corners of room in sudden attack of paranoia*

answer your private message! Do u have msn msnger?

[Eowyn]

hmmm...nope! darn I'll answer private message.

[Aranel]

Clones! Get chore clones here! 10% off, while stocks last!

Clones! Get them while they're hot! Hang on - they're ALWAYS hot! :naughty:

[Eowyn]

:naughty: good point! :naughty:

[Aranel]

Hmm, methinks the Christmas rush has tailed off. Perhaps people are waiting for the January sales?

*crosses fingers and hopes for last minute present shoppers*

[Eowyn]

well putrieleggie said she wanted an Aragorn clone. although why is completely beyond me.

[Aranel]

She has got one now - but she got him through the mail order catalogue, as she hasn't posted here.

anyone else? Anyone at all? We have DNA from every age!
I'm even working on obtaining some Valar and Maiar DNA...bit of a challenge - and the cloning may not work, but hey! We're scientists - try it first, clean up the horribly mutated...mutants later! :thumbs:

[Eowyn]

lol :shhh: shush they're not supposed to know about them! lol ;)

[Aranel]

Um, I mean - mutants, what mutants? I don't know anything about any mutants! We're a completely legitimate business here, just the standard, flawless clones. If you don't believe me, read the inspector's report. :grin:

Anyway, that Annatar clone was fine, wasn't he, Eowyn? That was experimental - I mean, perfectly safe, harmless and extensively tested - DNA.

[Eowyn]

lol yes very fine! :naughty: Frank better not be reading this. oh well, it'll just prove his point I suppose! lol

so anyone else?

[Aranel]

Anyone else what? I think they've all left.

I have realised what is wrong. In setting up our fantastic laboratory, we made one fatal mistake. Our clones are simply too good. Nobody wants new ones as their clones are perfect in every detail.

D***.

[Eowyn]

well, we could introduce a flaw! or update the models! new clothes or extra features :naughty:

[Aranel]

Flaw would work well, but goes against the MELI ethos of Quality, Understanding, Innovation, Value, Excellency and Reallygreatmerchandise . (aka QUIVER)

Extra features sound fun though...! :naughty:
Although perhaps fewer clothes would be better marketing ploy? ;)

[Eowyn]

:naughty: yessss fewer clothessss.... nice idea my precioussss! sorry I'm in an odd mood!

[Aranel]

Really? I hadn't noticed!
As opposed to me, who is ALWAYS in an odd mood! lol

[Eowyn]

lol wouldn't that just make you odd? erm... so glad you can't reach me at the moment! lol I didn't mean it. I'm nearly as bad as you! although I do tend to insult myself as well so don't think you'll get off the hook to easily! that made no sense at all! :huh:

[Aranel]

What's wrong with being odd? I am odd and I'm proud of it!! :p lol
Being odd rocks!! :hooray:

[Eowyn]

ok! :whoohoo: go you! roflmao

[Aranel]

Go me!! :hooray: :whoohoo:

You can be odd too!
Go us! :hooray: :whoohoo:

[Eowyn]

:whoohoo: go us :whoohoo:
roflmao roflmao
we enjoy life so to hell with other peoples opinions of us! :grin:

[Aranel]

hear hear!! :hooray:

[Eowyn]

lol so back to the topic!
WHOO WANTS A CLONE? please people otherwise Aranel and I will go crazy.....erm....crazier!

[Eowyn]

Brego your Faramir clone is ready to collect.

simply mention your brand new MELI clone in your sig! For examples look at Tar's or Adunauriel's. Very good examples!

[Little Devil]

I would very much like a clone, of Legolas, Aragon do you do animals??? If so Shadowfax. Is that too many clones to ask for?? ;)

[Eowyn]

of course not. just mention them in your sig1 ;) And we had access to Shadowfax's DNA thanks to me! well I am the Kings niece, he couldn't say no! lol

[Owl Laegel]

YAY!!! i finally found this thread!!!
k, i would like a clone of Legolas.(of course!):loveyou:
Thanxs!

[Eowyn]

of course Owl Laegel
*hands over legolas clone*
all you need to do is mention your new MELI clone in your sig and he's all yours! to do whatever you want with him :naughty:

I think my minds getting worse! :huh:

[Owl Laegel]

lol

Thanxs Eowyn!

don't worry i live in the gutter! tho it is getting kinda chilly this time of year...:batty:

[Eowyn]

lol okay!

[Brego]

*Brego gets down on hands and knees and begs for a Faramir clone* :loveyou: :drool:

PPPPPPPPPPlllllllllllllleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssss ssseeeeeeeeeee pretty please with a cherry on top i'd be ever so grateful veryhappy :whoohoo: notworthy roflmao

I'll go compose myself now :blush:

[Aranel]

You may indeed have a Faramir clone!

*hands clone over to Brego*

Carefully crafted by myself, and kept away from Eowyn, so you know he's in perfect condition ;)

Have fun!! :naughty: lol

[Legolas Greenleaf]

eee! this thread is soo great!! :D could i have a Legolas clone?? Please?? *drool* MMmm....Legolas....;)

[Eowyn]

of course! :)
*hands over legolas clone*
service with a smile look :) lol

hey Aranel where are you hiding those Faramir clones then?

[Brego]

Thanks Aranel i'm well pleased :whoohoo:

[Aranel]

For the last time Eowyn, I'm not telling you where the Faramir clone storage facility is! You have access to the DNA, you can make as many clones as you want - you can't have the customer's clones as well! :nono:

Honestly. Go and play with your Annatar clone. The poor guy never gets a look in, with all those Faramirs you've got.
He's getting quite lonely. Why, only last night he came round my room and...

*suddenly realises what she is saying and quickly changes subject*

Anyway, Brego, glad you like your clone! We hope it will give you many years of joy! :grin:

(and no Eowyn, there is no room anywhere in the plant with the words"Faramir clone storage facility" on the door! So don't bother looking!)

[Eowyn]

*stops reading the signs on each door*
yes do you really think that I thought you were that stupid! ;)

and annatar is mine go make your own! :grin:
anyway anybody else for a clone? :huh:

[Brego]

Originally posted by Aranel
Anyway, Brego, glad you like your clone! We hope it will give you many years of joy! :grin:

Many years of joy i'm sure it will ;)

[Eowyn]

lol of course! :naughty: and you can always get the new model if he breaks! not that he will but .....you know.... if!

[Brego]

Does that mean i can be rough with him :naughty: hehe

[Eowyn]

:naughty: do what you will but don't tell me! lol

[Brego]

Okay no details will be given but needless to say i'm very happy :naughty: ;)

[Aranel]

That's what we like to hear! Just spread that happiness around - tell everyone about our wonderful clones! :grin:

Originally posted by Eowyn
lol of course! :naughty: and you can always get the new model if he breaks! not that he will but .....you know.... if!

If. If is good... lol

[Little Devil]

lol

[Merry Monaghan]

Oooooooooooo... (looks around) I wonder if this is where they made me... (I may as well be a Pippin clone... when I went to see TTT I got 3 "You look like Pippin", 1 "You look like a hobbit", and another "Young look like Billy Boyd". Oh and at Starbucks the other day, the clerk person said I looked like Pippin and called his workers over to see me and they were all "Wow! You DO look like Pippin!" Enough said...)

BUT!!!! Down to business... I just discovered this place... heehee... I want... MERRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! *does a little dance* I got a MERRY!!!

[Siren Peredhil]

We can have multiple clones, right? I would very much like a Haldir clone (movieverse) and an Elrond clone (also movieverse). Pretty please???? *puppy dog look*

[Eowyn]

*walks in with ushering in all the clones.*

Merry Monaghan it took you long enough to find this thread! lol where have you been recently? :huh:

Siren why Elrond? Haldir is understandable but why Elrond? (nb. he even has the pretty elven ring....Narya or Venya? think its the latter....:huh: can't remember! :huh: ) I'm also impressed that we were one of your first 3 posts! :wave: welcome and I hope your clones bring you every happiness. ;)

and Merry I don't think we made you here? you must be one of mother natures miracles! :grin:

[Siren Peredhil]

Because Elrond is a sexy sexy elf! :grin: That voice! Those eyes! :loveyou:


Thank you for my clones!!!! *huggles clones*

[Lalaith]

Hey - still enlarging my Elven Army - it's all part of my cunning plan to take over the world! How about a Beleg Cuthalion? If you can find any of his DNA? Thank y'all!

[Galadriel]

Okay i will take a Legolas clone please(movie version)
Thank ya.

[Brego]

Ooh i do like my Faramir clone thanksie :loveyou: notworthy :drool: :grin:

[Merry Monaghan]

Hmm... well now Eowyn... I'm not sure where I've been all this time. lol I must have been busy raising havoc in Rivendell, getting drunk at the Green Dragon, or trying to strike up conversations with coat racks. (sorry... it's late... I'm weird) :grin:

Heehee *hugs Merry* I'm so happy I have a Merry.

[Arwen Elf]

Is there a limit on the number of clones? I'm thinking that I want (in a child sitting on Santa's lap voice) a Frodo, a Sam, a Pippin, a Merry, and a young Bilbo.:whoohoo: Tiny hobbits, in my mind. . . :thumbs:

[Adunauriel]

I wish to return my Legolas clone... I'm not unhappy with him, but he's just not as unique as he once was... Don't worry I'll still recommend you to eveyone..

[Eowyn]

okay apology for the wait.

Glad you like Elrond Siren and I suppose you're right about his voice. It's impressive. :thumbs:

Now understand this took time but we eventually found the DNA for Beleg Cuthalion. So which elves are you still short of lalaith? lol

now Legolas clone for Galadriel......lol

Brego of course you like the Faramir clone ;)

Merry Monaghan any chance you and your clone would give us a song. like the one on the SEE FOTR? :huh:

walks out of the room and returns with lots of hobbits! so how many would you like Arwen? You can have as many as you like providing you can mention them all in your sig. :grin:

ok Adunauriel would you like a more original clone? perhaps Sauron? well he'd be original roflmao

[Lalaith]

Cheers Eowyn! I'm sure I'll think of a few more, but these four will keep me going for a while! lol

[Moraneah]

Ah, just what I need a Boromir clone.....how do I get one, and are they fully functional??????:naughty: :naughty:

[Arwen Elf]

I'll just take the four now, thanks! I forget, their clones, so I guess you cna just keep on making them!lol Must fix signature. . . (Evil laugh. . . )

[Eowyn]

;) your welcome! :)
Moraneah Aranel deals with the Boromir clones but I'm sure she'll sort it out asap! ;)

*walks off to kick Aranel into actually doing some work! *

[Aranel]

What? I am working! I'm quality testing all the Boromir clones - yes, Moraneah - they ARE fully functional! :naughty: ;)

[Eowyn]

lol hey be careful with the merchandise! :nono: I'll lock them away like you did with the Faramir clones.....actually that reminds me!

[Aranel]

Can't lock anything away - I'm the boss!! So there! pfbbt

[Eowyn]

I can try! what you don't know won't hurt you! ;)

[Aranel]

But I have copies of all the DNA! I could simply make more clones!

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Eowyn
ok Adunauriel would you like a more original clone? perhaps Sauron? well he'd be original roflmao No, I've decided to go with the Original Glorfindel....;) :)

[Arwen Elf]

I think I need a Bill the Pony. Sam and the others are in need of transportation and they won't ride in the car. I think I only want to let them go one at a time anyway, so I can have at least three with me at all times. . .

[LeggyLover]

I'll take the gorgeous prince of Mirkwood for my clone....I need no other! All we need is a few more Leggys around to make this place perfect.:) :grin: ;)

[Eowyn]

*walks in with bill the pony clone and legolas*
there you go oh sugar wait! Leggy get back in there and send the clone out!

I don't know he seems to want to escape! lol We'll let him out later any volunteers to walk him? lol ;)

[squirrel]

oh!! one merry clone, please and one who can stand a lot of drewl lol

[Lalaith]

Yup, I'm back! Sticking with the Warrior Theme - Could I please have a Mablung please? Please?
And a Fingolfin....
And maybe a Maedhros (I know he wasn't squeaky clean but maybe my other clones can keep him in line!)

[Galadriel]

I would like to thank you very much for my Leoglas clone. He is almost as good as the real thing.

[Arwen Elf]

Thank you for the BTP! Although, because he's so small and my house doesn't really have a yard, I am the one who ends up cleaning up his special gift.:mmmm: One would assume Sam would jump at the chance. . . I guess I just haven't ask him yet, and he's been too busy trying to keep the others out of trouble! They keep eating my cheese!!!!verymad Do you have a supply of mushrooms I could buy, maybe a fungus-growing kit? I would like that.:thumbs: :thumbs: But, thank you again. Frodo's working out really well. . . . :)

[Moraneah]

"Why this Boromir is just wonderful.....mmmmmm muscles."
Mora' slips her arm through clone Boromir's arm, "Lets go, honey":thumbs:

[Little Devil]

Hmmmm ok, little werid, but it's cool, better than the usual Leggy drool. ;)

[Aranel]

Mmm, Boromir... :drool:

Lalaith, there's nothing wrong with liking Maedhros - i liked him! He's not as bad as some people i might mention, oh say, Fëanor, Celegorm...
Grrr Celegorm! He was not in my good books!

Anyway, glad the customers are satisfied! Tell a friend! :grin:

Anyway, here are your warriors! *hands them over*

[Lalaith]

Wonderful! Here's hoping they all get along....

What are the odds of getting a Fingon and a Turgon? Cos then I'll have a complete set of High Kings ( not including Feanor, cos he was just mean!!! Or insane!)

[Eowyn]

of course we seem to be doing quite well and you're one of our best customers so you name them and we'll clone them. ;)

[Aranel]

Are Fingon and Turgon to your satisfaction?
So glad we have such a great customer! :grin:

[SindarinGirl]

One Legolas, to go please.

Don't bother wrapping him, I'll just wear him out.
Probably in more ways than one, too. :naughty:
Hmmm, maybe I should get 2 and rotate them! lol

Totally MHO

[Ariel]

mmmm...

Could I please have a Haldir and, not wanting to seem greedy, but a Legolas too.....
why?
well there are not too many Haldir clones ..so I dare take him out
the Legolas one will have to stay safely locked up at home so as not to get him mixed up with the thousands of other Leggy clones.....could get confusing!!:grin:

Please?
Ariel

[Lalaith]

Gee, you guys are the best!!! See - my boys are all happy! Good work! I'll recommend you to all my friends!!

[Arwen Undomiel]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
One Legolas, to go please.

Don't bother wrapping him, I'll just wear him out.
Probably in more ways than one, too. :naughty:
Hmmm, maybe I should get 2 and rotate them! lol

Totally MHO

roflmao roflmao. brilliant!

it's my friend's birthday next week so can i get a leggs to go... actually, make that a leggs and faramir - she's so greedy, she'll gobble 'em up for lunch!

[Lalaith]

:grin: Hehehe - yup...me.. Again!

A Dior Eluchil please! (Well, I'm done with warriors and I figure a guy call 'The Beautiful' can't be bad!!)

[Lalaith]

My flatmate has just told me that I have to get a Haldir clone. And Elladan. And Elrohir...

I think I'm gonna need a bigger house!!! lol lol lol

[Eowyn]

*walks out with the clones*

right thats legolas for SindarnGirl enjoy ;) do you want another?

and legolas and Haldir for Ariel (lord help us another Haldir lover!) :rolleyes: probably best to keep him home! although personally I wouldn't let either out :naughty:

right now Legolas and Farmir for Arwen and don not let her eat Faramir! :o poor thing! lol j/k

and Dior Eluchil for Lalaith! nice name though! :grin:
*walks into the back room to fetch Haldir, Elladan and Elrohir clones*
hmmmmmmm......me thinks Aranel and I should make more clones! lol there you go Lalaith

[Lalaith]

Wonderful - thanks again... I think I'm pretty much set up now!

[Eowyn]

hehehe! I'm sure you'll think of someone! ;)

[BeLLe_Etoille]

Ummm..I was wondering if you have any Legolas and Merry clones in stock...as I know they are a "hot item" and go quickly.... :naughty:

*crosses fingers, legs, toes, eyes, etc, that there is available stock*

Oh, one more question....do they do windows? lol

[Aranel]

We always have them in stock - we've discovered it's best to keep a good supply handy... ;) :grin:

Here you go! Legolas and Merry for you!

They will do windows if you show them how - they haven't been trained for that sort of thing. You'll have to make it worth their while though.... ;) :naughty:

[Eowyn]

:naughty: hehehe!

BeLLe_Etoille please uncross your eyes it's scaring me! lol

[BeLLe_Etoille]

Aranel - Thank you so much for my Legolas & Merry clones...they just arrived today...and I have to say...Wow!! Oh, and don't worry they will be VERY well treated and I'll definitely make it worth their while... :) :naughty: lol

Eowyn - Sorry about that, didn't mean to scare you...lol...*uncrosses eyes*...ahhh..that's better... lol


*Sits and watches Legolas & Merry clone run me a bubble bath*...oops..did I just let that out? :o Apologies... lol

[Eowyn]

lol hmmmm.....bath for 1 or......owww *rubs head from where aranel threw the beaker*

[BeLLe_Etoille]

roflmao....I don't think I should answer that Eowyn, I don't want a beaker thrown at me....*holding head* lol

[Eowyn]

it's ok shes gone but you're right :shhh: don't answer :nono: lol

[Aranel]

What? I wasn't throwing the beaker at Eowyn to stop her from saying anything... naughty.
I was throwing it because throwing stuff at Eowyn is fun! Heehee!! *laughs evilly* :grin:

:elfeek:
*parries vicious attack by scalpel with test tube rack*
Whoops!

*runs to hide in Boromir clone storage room*
Oooooooooooh! :naughty:

[Eowyn]

*laughs as Aranel realises she can't get into the boromir clone storage room*

I've got the key :p

now do you promise not to throw anything?
*ducks as beaker is thrown in her general direction*
okay fine! ducks behind bench only to emerge with Boromir and a scapel at his throat!*

[Aranel]

Noo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave the gorgeous one alone!!
Hang on - that's not Boromir - it's a clone!
*loads pipette with nasty sustance and advances on Eowyn*

*suddenly realises has spare key in lab coat pocket*

Aha! Can get into Boromir room! Mwahahaha!! :p

[Eowyn]

were you going to hurt a boromir clone! :o nooooooo! they're all the same but each one is special.

[Aranel]

I would never hurt the clone - was just going to scare you.
You were the one threatening him with the pointy object!

[Arwen Undomiel]

now now, ladies, we're paying good money for those clones! well, not me personally, but ppl don't want a beheaded boromir or a mutilated faramir... just put the weapons down...

[Kenzie]

hey have you got any aragorn clones that by chance i could get?
:p ........... veryhappy

[BeLLe_Etoille]

*Watches the chaos develop in the Middle-Earth Lab* :elfeek:
*See's an Aragorn clone toss a Gimli clone*.....ohhh, that's gotta hurt... :o lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

have you any Legolas clone?

[Siren Peredhil]

I'd like to request a couple more clones, if that's okay. I would very much like a Gil-Galad clone, a Faramir clone, and a Boromir clone. Pretty please???

[Lalaith]

Hello. Yup. Me :blush: Could I have an Elrond? In the strictly non-Hugo Weaving sense? Cheers!

[Aranel]

OK, the riot has been quelled, here are your clones - completely undamaged (we kept the damaged ones for ourselves, but will offer them for sale at reduced price - there's a Leggie, and Aragorn and a rather disgruntled Gimli...)

kenzie - your Aragorn clone - enjoy!
Lady of Mirkwood - one Legolas for you
Siren Peredhil - Gil-Galad, Faramir and Boromir are waiting for you!
Lalaith - your Elrond is ready, and is as un-Hugo-Weaving-like as we could get him, which is very un-Hugo-Weaving-like indeed!

Phew, all that work has really taken it out of me. I'm off for a nice hot jacuzzi with Boromir....
;)

[BeLLe_Etoille]

roflmao roflmao roflmao

Oh no...not a disgruntled Gimli... lol

[Siren Peredhil]

Thank you!!! *runs off to find them*

[Lalaith]

thank you! My, he is hot!! Well done on not giving him hugo's eyebrows!! (Aw, I'm sorry... i do love Agent Elrond Smith, really!!!) ;)

[Kenzie]

ooooo thank you ........now i have my very own :loveyou:

[Eowyn]

glad we've made people happy. might treat myself to another clone (I only have 2) anyone recommend one? lol

[Aranel]

Boromir!!!!!!!!!! :loveyou: :drool:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

definately... why would you want any other? lol

[Eowyn]

cos I like his brother! :huh: okay I could have both but that might be rather........wrong? lol oh who cares I've got access to all te clones (except those we've sold) already! ;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

do you mean to tell us youre giving us second hand clones?? :o ...what have you been doing with these poor things?? :elfeek: lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

second hand???! that's just... shocking... :o what exactly have they been... used for?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

thats what i want to know lol :naughty:

[Arwen Undomiel]

oooh i so hope it's nothing dirty... lol lol lol

[Glarawen]

um how do you go about geting a clone?! I want a Legolas!! (just not a used one! i wonder what u guys do w/ them.....)

[Kenzie]

the poor clones going through all that they must and then all over again :o

[Arwen Undomiel]

you just make a request for one, glarawen, like: "could i please have one aragorn?"...

[Kenzie]

it's pretty easy actually .................i just got one this week............an ArAgOrN too :loveyou:

[Arwen Undomiel]

how's i working??? i bet you're wondering how you ever survived before without one! lol lol

[Kenzie]

oh don't worry he's doin just fine ;) wink wink* lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

good to hear!!! ;) i hope he's, er, well-behaved... lol lol

[Kenzie]

depends on your er definition of behaved lol roflmao roflmao

[Arwen Undomiel]

hee hee!!!!!!!!!! cheeky! well, you know, he obeys your every command and fetches you things and, er, provides a good service... ;) :o lol

[Glarawen]

alright i will give it a try: "could i please (pretty please) have a legolas clone?" *how was that?*

[Kenzie]

ohh that was great darlin....................i'm sure you'll get one and it'll be worth your while ;)

[Arwen Undomiel]

should do the trick! eowyn or aranel will confirm clone orders and they usually have them ready within a day or two.

[Glarawen]

ok cool thank you!!

[Kenzie]

your welcome don't mention it :thumbs:

[Arwen Undomiel]

my pleasure. :thumbs:

[Kenzie]

now arwen do you have a clone or did u takethe original????

[Arwen Undomiel]

i married the original... right pain in the arse he can be too... lol... i shoula just gotten a clone and cut out the middle man (the middle man being original aragorn, that is)...

[Kenzie]

ahhh ........i see............lol well i'm sure it can't be all that bad being the original and all............

[Arwen Undomiel]

well, sure he has his advantages, but he's soooo demanding, whereas a clone would be obedient, dependent and less needy... lol lol lol... as i'm sure your clone is already... ;)

[Kenzie]

yes he is ...well you can always get a clone to to all the stuff aragorn doesn't agree to..........

[Arwen Undomiel]

yeh, but that means having to try and do something about getting rid of originl aragorn - what a hoof that'll be!!! lol lol lo

[Kenzie]

heheheh .....just give him a silly excuse....like well i dunno i'm gonna have to leave that up to you
;)

[Arwen Undomiel]

hmmm, i'll keep the clone idea in mind... :p

[Kenzie]

just a suggestion :p .......do what you please:thumbs:

[Aranel]

We surely do, and he here is Glarawen08, your very own BRAND-NEW UNUSED Legolas clone. Have fun! ;) :grin:

As president of Middle-Earth Laboratories Inc. I would like to issue the following official statement:

All of our clones are made from the highest quality materials and safety tested prior to sale. Safety testing does not include anything that could be construed as "dirty". The clones are in no way used or subjected to any... servicing...

I would like to add that anything Eowyn says should henceforth be treated as utter cr- sorry, - nonsense, and ignored.

Middle-Earth Laboratories Inc. : promoting QUIVER (Quality, Understanding, Innovation, Value, Excellency and Reallygoodmerchandise) throughout the ages.

[Kenzie]

hey i think that QUIVER thing is pretty neato

[Glarawen]

Thanks ya guys ummmm should that read "Aranel and ya all" lol anyway do I change my siggy? (sorry I should know this but I still am working my way around the site. ;) )

[Eowyn]

yes just add something like 'proud owner of a MELI legolas clone' that should keep us happy.

aranel I resent that remark! :angry: hey look same colour eyes as aranel! lol

[Aranel]

Leave me alone! I know I have evil red eyes on EVERY SINGLE PHOTO taken of me, but there's no need to persecute me! mecry

[Eowyn]

okay there, there poor aranel. you shouldn't try to hide your evil side then should you lol ;) you know thats the reason

[Aranel]

*sulks* Nothing wrong with being evil. Voldie thinks I'm very good at it!
:wicked:

[Eowyn]

yes well, you'll scare the mu.....erm...customers away! :grin:

[Aranel]

Hehe! ;) :wicked:

[Arwen Undomiel]

i am so relieved to hear you work to a code of honour with all your clones... lol

[Kenzie]

HEAR hear !!!!! :thumbs: (or is the other here lol ........ beats me!)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

lol, no , you had it right :thumbs:

hmmm.... you two ... aranel and eowyn... scare me sometimes... if aranel didnt like Boromir i would suspect her of evil intentions toward all the clones lol.... (not sure why i dont simply becuase she likes boromir... infact.... maybe i do :evilcool: )

[Arwen Undomiel]

'evil intentions'? why would she have 'evil intentions' towards the clones? she loves them, surely!

[Kenzie]

who started the whole clones thing in the first place any way???

[Arwen Undomiel]

errrrm, methinks eowyn and aranel... again!!! they're the original cloning sisters!

[Kenzie]

oooohhhh well i can tell you one thing it was a good idea!!!!!

[Arwen Undomiel]

i know!!! i don't think they've realised just how happy they've made ppl, and how many dreams and, er, sexual fantasies they've helped fulfil! lol lol

[Kenzie]

lol roflmao roflmao you said it arwen

[Narmo Hendu]

mmmmmm I like this idea. Me wants a Aragorn clone pretty please? lol

[Arwen Undomiel]

ahhh, you've succumbed to the temptations of an aragorn clone, eh??? hardly surprising... :drool:

[Kenzie]

we all ahve hehehehehe ;)

[Narmo Hendu]

Loves ARAGORN :loveyou:
who doesn't?

[Arwen Undomiel]

nutters!!! or blind women!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Narmo Hendu]

that's an idea for Stoney. make ppl blind to make want to be part of his ....ummmm.... "army"lol

[Narmo Hendu]

correction. not "want to" but not see a reason to defend Leggy. ;)

[Kenzie]

ahhahhhhaaaaa a devine plan............ MUWHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! lol

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë

hmmm.... you two ... aranel and eowyn... scare me sometimes... if aranel didnt like Boromir i would suspect her of evil intentions toward all the clones lol.... (not sure why i dont simply becuase she likes boromir... infact.... maybe i do :evilcool: )

EVIL INTENTIONS TOWARDS THE CLONES???!!! MOI?!
I love all the clones! They are my (and Eowyn's) creations! I can't believe you would think that of me... mecry

It's the Muggles who need to watch their backs... :wicked:

Anyway, Narmo Hendu, here is your Aragorn clone, nurtured lovingly from test tube to manhood by yours truly.

Eowyn and I are proud to make everyone's..."sexual fantasies"...come to life with the aid of our clones...! :naughty:

Plus, they stop us from fighting over all those yummy characters! ;) lol

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Narmo Hendu
Loves ARAGORN :loveyou:
who doesn't?

me and I'm not a nutter or blind thank you very much. lol anyway that doesn't matter we still love our clones and would never harm them.

also I like the 'original cloning sisters' thing! :thumbs:

back to business. *looks at everyones blank faces* what I do work! anyway. anybody else for a clone, get them while they're......clones? erm...I've got to stop reading pratchett I'm turning into dibbler. yikes!