our 2nd Story! post away!

[A! Elbereth]

Hey! We got bored of our 1st Story and decided to start a new one!

I'll start the story, and the next person can add a little more on with a sentence or two... and it will keep going until we have ourselves another funny story!

Ok here goes....

One a beautiful summer day, in the fields of hobbiton, Gandalf, Legolas, and Gimli were strolling through to visit Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Pippin. And to Gandalf's surprised he saw the 4 Hobbits.....

[Beregond]

climbing a tree.

"No!" screamed Gandalf "You can't climb that tree! That tree is . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

the sacred Faratyre tree! Its leaves are made of......."

[Beregond]

liquid death."

"Wait," said Frodo "How can something be made of liquid death?"

"Touch it and find out" said Gandalf.

[A! Elbereth]

Legolas whispered in Gandalfs ears while Frodo was pondering if he should touch it or not, "Do you really think they should touch it?... I mean... liquid death? what is this tree doing in the Shire?" Then before Frodo could touch the leaves Sam had touched them first and he....

[Beregond]

let out a giggle of supieriority (whatever that is).

Frodo said "Sam, why did you giggle? Did it hurt?"

[Pil]

"Hmmm?" replied Sam sleepily, before dropping to the ground.

Frodo let out a girlish scream (:evil: ) and rushed to his friend's side.

"He's still breathing, but he won't last long. Legolas, help me find the only thing that can save him! The..."

[A! Elbereth]

(hehe girlish lol lol)

The One Ring! (haha I'm kidding!)

"The roots of an everlasting flit tree!"
"What?," legolas asked,"I've never heard of such a tree...."
With that Pippin ran up to Legolas and shouted,"...

[Beregond]

"And you call yourself an elf?"

"I don't need your stupid roots to be an elf," said Legolas, "At least I'm six feet tall."

Pippin sat for some time, thinking of a retort, which was . . .

[A! Elbereth]

My foot could squash you like a bug! haha!"

"Both of you - Shut your mouths and get the root! Have you no senses?"

With that Sam gave out a small mumble and Frodo could make it out until the end. he said,".....

[Beregond]

My upper left thigh is itchy. Can you scratch it?

"Ewwwwww . . ." said everyone around him, "I'm not reaching up there!"

[A! Elbereth]

(hahahahahahah very funny! lol lol)

"Of anything, Sam," Frodo said with a smile on his face,"You can withstand an itch."

Legolas and Pippin left to find the root and Gandalf knelt beside Sam and Frodo and then said with a concerning face,"....

[Beregond]

"Sam you must stay calm. If you panic, the liquid death will act more quickly. First, it will erode away at your soul, then it will . . .

[A! Elbereth]

form little bugs in your brain as it slowly eats away your flesh and then!....."

Frodo inturrupted Gandalf by screaming,"What are you doing!? Your killing him just by telling him what it will do! Where is that Pippin? Why did you send him?"

[Beregond]

Gandalf stood up and suddenly he seemed taller and more menacing. "I'm warning you, Do not contradict me, Mr. Baggins," he said, "After all, I'm trying to help you."

" . . . and when I say you, I mean Sam." continued Gandalf

"What?" said Frodo.

"I'm trying to help Sam! now go help look for that root!"

[Beregond]

"How am I supposed to know what the root looks like?" said Frodo.

"Well," said Gandalf "It looks like . . .

[Beregond]

[NOT PART OF STORY]

C'mon people! Post! I'm really bored and I have no life!

[PLEASE CONTINUE WITH STORY]

[AlienFX007]

(I was laughing for five minutes at the liquid death comments)

"Well," said Gandalf "It looks like a booger strung over a severed hobbit foot attached to a ball of neon green yarn."

"Neon green?"

[Beregond]

"yes," affirmed Gandalf, "Neon Green."

"Okay," said Frodo as he began to start searching for the root, "Wait a second . . ." he said, "I have a question . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

"How on earth would something so hiddeous help my dear Sam?"

"Well," replied Gandalf,"First you have to sqeeze the juice out and then...wait a minute! There's no time for explaining! Do you want you friend to live or not!?"

With that Frodo saluted Gandalf and ran into the woods, frolicing as he went.

"Hobbits these days." Gandalf said shaking his head

[AlienFX007]

"I know, what's up with those furballs? Hey! I got this really cool idea!"

Gandalf stared at the talking blade of grass and wondered if perhaps tonight he'd smoked to much.

[A! Elbereth]

Sam woke up and tried to speak but his voice cracked. Then he managed to get out a whisper,"Hello Mr.Crabgrass! Show me those pretty colors again!"

Gandalf did not say anything but instead sat down and was in his own little world....

[AlienFX007]

...of flying wizardresses, rainbows and bubbles. When he woke up, he was lying in a bed which was not his own, and who should he find when he rolled over but...

[A! Elbereth]

Gimli who was looking Gandalf straight in the face!

"Gandalf!"Gimli threw off the covers and jumped out of the Bed. "I'm sorry Gandalf I was tired and all the beds were taken!"

Gandalf sat up and said nothing....

[AlienFX007]

...because he was still a little out-of-whack from the night before. He said only two and a half words as he stood up..."

[A! Elbereth]

What happened Gim...."

He stopped what he was saying and saw everyone at the table eating. Frodo was singing a song and Pippin was dancing along when gandalf came in and said.........

[AlienFX007]

"OH MY GOD! NOT THE ANTIQUE SILVERWARE!"

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo looked at Gandalf and slowly walked towards him with a smile on his face.

The Frodo began to Sing Opera and sang,"ITS MY ANTIQUE SILVERWARE! LEAVE US BEEEE!!!!!!!!!"

[AlienFX007]

Gandalf furrowed his brow and backed slowly away wondering what the heck was going on. Perhaps he hadn't finished smoking that pipe after all? Dun dun dun....

[A! Elbereth]

They all laughed at Gandalf and then reminded him what day it was: Bilbos HALF BIRTHDAY! There in the corner was Bilbo sitting on a stool swiging his legs and then said,"....

[Beregond]

"I want to wish you all a happy half birthday."

"But isn't it your half birthday, Bilbo?" said Frodo, "This is stupid and I have no idea what's going on. I think we should . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

All come to our senses and have a nice, party! Where no ones arms fall off, and there are no death leaves!"

Bilbo had no idea what he was talking about and said,"Well,.......

[Beregond]

. . . I wish you would just sit down and have some tea!"

And so they did.

But after a minute of drinking Gandalf said "Wait a minute- This doesn't taste like tea . . . this tastes like . . .

DUN DUN DUNNNN . . .

"...Liquid Death!"

Everyone gasped.

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo dropped his cup and it smashed to the ground. He then slowly and ever so quietly said in terrified horror,"My upper left thigh itches...."

Sam looked at frodo and said,"So does mine!"

Gandalf stood up and then his legs gave way and he grabbed hold of the chair.
"Not to worry my dear friends....we will just have to drink some of this." Gandalf pulled a vile out of his pocket containing...

[Beregond]

...Aragorn."

"Woah . . ." said Sam "How'd you fit him in that vile?

"Piece of Cake" said Gandalf, "I just . . ."

(I'm going to try to pull myself away from the computer now. I need some sleep. Good night everyone. I'll post s'more t'morrow.G'night.)

[A! Elbereth]

said a few magic words and he shrunk to this size :) i brought him along just incase someone was harmed. Oh, and I am sorry I didnt think of this sooner, Sam, when you were ill... but it looks like We'll be ok!

Gandalf pulled the cork out of the vile and Aragorn appeared after a cloud of smoke had blew away from the breeze in the window.

"Well! Lets heal!" Aragorn yelled throwing his arms in the air and breaking the Chandelier..."oops"

[Beregond]

"oh my god," said Frodo, "Gandalf, I am SO going to kill you. That chandlier was worth thousands."

"I'm sorry Frodo, I was just . . ."

[AlienFX007]

trying to p!ss you off. It's quite funny watching a psycotic hobbit."

Frodo leapt on the table and let off his war cry of..."

[A! Elbereth]

screaming eagles!"

All of a sudden a flock of thousands of eagles came charging into Hobbiton.

"Wow! Would you look at that!" Frodo exclaimed smiling...

[Beregond]

"Yes, I would look at that," said Gandalf., "Now explain to me 'how you did that."

"I know how he did it!" exclaimed Sam, "He just . . ."

[AlienFX007]

bribed a bunch of eagles last week with some pipe weed and said if he ever cried 'screaming eagles' they'd better show up!"

"Frodo, tell me it isn't true!"

[A! Elbereth]

oops hold on

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo said,"Yes...its true."

Gandalf then looked at Frodo like you would an Orc and said,"Dont ever do that again! Fool of a Baggins!"

"Sorry Gandalf,"said Frodo,"I was just trying to see if....

[Beregond]

. . . you were really a man"

"W-What?!" said Gandalf.

"I have a secret." said Frodo, "I'm . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

(nooooooooo Beregond how dare you)

"I'm a gender changing Hobbit!"

[AlienFX007]

lol

"What? What are you?!" Sam screamed.

[Beregond]

Everyone in the room screamed and ran for cover as Frodo exploded into millions of tiny pieces.

"Wait a second," said Sam, "Why did that happen?"

"Well," said Gandalf, "It happen because . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

argh what!?!?!? I am REALLY confused

[AlienFX007]

lol I keep missing you. I'll wait a bit.

[Beregond]

There. Sorry, I screwdup. Keep going with the story.

[AlienFX007]

okay...it happened because he ate beans last night."

"Beans? Yep, that'll do it."

[A! Elbereth]

"Grab all the pieces! We'll fix him!"Gandalf exclaimed.

At that they all picked up the pieces and the put them on the table like a puzzle.

"There's the nose!" cried pippin as he laughed with joy

[Beregond]

"aah, I see . . ." said Aragorn.

"No you don't" said Legolas "Youre blind!"

"I am?" said Aragorn.

[A! Elbereth]

"uh....yeah! I'm the one who sees better than all here! Thats not a nose! Its a Toe!"

"No! It isnt Legolas" cried Bilbo walking into the room. Look what happened to my heir!"

[Gil-Galad]

"Hes all in peices! Oh my dear god!"

Then bilbo started quivering in a strange fashion, not to mention uncontrolably!

[A! Elbereth]

"Bilbo.... you didnt eat the beans too...DID YOU!?"Pippin exclaimed.

"Why yes... I did eat the beans... I made them especially for Frodo but I had some myself...."Bilbo Answered.

"He's gonna blow! Hit the Deck!"Pippin screamed

[Gil-Galad]

Boom! The explosion knocked every one uncouncious exept aragorn. He decided to put them back to gether. When he was finished everyone woke up and said

"You didnt put themn back together did you, your blind! Oh no, you mixed them up! Each one haspeices of the other!"

[A! Elbereth]

"Aragorn! You Dense ranger! Not only have you been caught off guard, but Arwen has infected your mind! LET ME DO IT!" Sam said angrily.

"Whoa there... did you insult my Arwen?" Aragorn asked with his hands out.

"Yes I did but theres no time to argue! I need to put them together the RIGHT way!"Sam answered.

While Sam put them together the right way the others went in the 'living room' and discussed things of great imprtance...

[Gil-Galad]

"We must destroy the bean crop." Said gandalf "this cannot happen again"

"But how" Legolas replied

[A! Elbereth]

"Where did that Balrog go to? We could tell it that walking on the bean crops is better than a message!"Merry suggested.

[Gil-Galad]

"The Balrog went into the house of tom bombidil for some tea and crumpets!" Gandalf replied

[Pil]

"Not just ANY crumpets!" added the balrog, who came swooping through the window, knocking over aragorn in the process...
"They were buttered crumpets!" he cried and ran out into the kitchen to invest in some more of these wonderful foods (cloself followed by pippin and merry).

Gandalf was slapping aragorn back to the land of the living when...

[A! Elbereth]

the Balrog turned to the group and asked..

"Now whats this talk about a better way to message my feet?"

"Well," answered Pippin, "Walking on bean crops feels great, you'd have a wonderful foot message, and the crops would be gone...in which we dont want them anymore."

[Mirkgirl]

Aragorn came back to the land of living and asked Gandalf for a foot massage.

Gandalf looked stunned and hit Aragorn again and than felt guilty and started to massage his feet... Aragon suddenly woke up and screamed: "I was just kiddding!!! Spare me!!!"

Then...

[A! Elbereth]

the Balrog stormed out of the house and took one leap towards the bean crops.

"That was easy!" Pippin said with his hands on his hips.

"What about the fires? Did you not forget that crops are flammable!?" Gandalf said. "Stop him!"

Then Sam stood up and said,"Know any Oliphaunts?"

[Mirkgirl]

"Nope, not personally" answered Gandalf
"Here's your chance to"added Sam
Then Frodo looked through the window and...

[Beregond]

screamed.

"What?" said Gandalf, "What is it?"

"Look out the window!" yelled Frodo.

Gandalf looked out the window and to his horror, he saw . . .

[A! Elbereth]

A heard of Oliphaunts trampling some of the hobbit holes and charging straight for the Balrog. A little one in the heard turned straight for Bag End and Frodo and Gandalf, at the same time, said,"......

[Pil]

"Dumbo!!!!! My love!" And he ran madly towards the oliphaunt with the bow in its hair...the two of them disappearing into bagend together... (ahhhh! :( )

[Beregond]

Gandalf stood still with a stunned look on his face.

"What is it Gandalf?" asked Aragorn.

"If Dumbo has returned, this means that . . ."

[A! Elbereth]

So has his circus friends!"

"Circus friends? What do you mean by this?" Aragron slowly asked

[Pil]

"Animals that you have no knowledge about have entered Middle Earth! It is only circus animals that are able to pass in and out of worlds...and now they are back! WOOO HOOO!!" :hooray:

"But Gandalf! When will we get to see these animals?" Aragorn asked.

"They will be selling tickets for their performance at..."

[A! Elbereth]

quater after the hour! We have 10 minutes! Let's go!"

At that Aragorn and Gandalf skipped through the fields singing,"la la la la la laaaaa"

[Mirkgirl]

They never made it to the circus anyway, because Gandalf suddenly remembered for his appointment with Gollum...

Aragorn sighed and went with him......

[Gil-Galad]

then they remembered he was dead, so they saught a way to bring him back alive...

[Mirkgirl]

which terrified Frodo who jumped around rambling about rings when...

[Gil-Galad]

The balrog looked at merry and pippin hungrly...

[A! Elbereth]

Pippin looked at the Balrog and then took a double take. Pippin faced it and looked at it with suspition... Then Pippin opened his eyes wide and Pointed at it,"You want to eat me!"

Pippin slowly backed away and the Balrog began to...

[Beregond]

...cry"

"Why, what is the matter?" said Pippin

"I'm said because I can't find my-" said the Balrog, sobbing, "because I can't find my . . ."

[Mirkgirl]

ring... my mother would slap me if I go back without it

[A! Elbereth]

"uhhh... a ring?" Pippin asked gazing with his left eye at the Golden ring frodo had.

"What kind of ring? What did it look like?" Pippin asked with his hand on his chin

[Gil-Galad]

It was plain but it had writingon it when you put it in fire...

[A! Elbereth]

Then Pippin hesitated and said,"Sounds like a beautiful ring!" While Pippin played along pretending he had never seen it before Frodo power walked up to the balrog and said,"....

[Beregond]

Haha! Got your ring!"

The Balrog saw the ring, became furious and screamed " . . .

[Gil-Galad]

ahhhhhhh!

Then he grabed a trout and attacked frodo...

[Mirkgirl]

But seeing the trout Gollum jumped from the dark corner where he was hiding and...

[A! Elbereth]

Bit the trout including a couple fingers of the Balrog... "AHHHHH" the balrog screamed and the Gollum spat out the fingers and yelled,"...

[Mirkgirl]

Not only that you have no ring, but you taste bad! I knew I shouldn't eat anything without wings!

[A! Elbereth]

(I thought balrogs DID have wings....)

[Beregond]

"But I do have wings!" the Balrog exclaimed.

"Oh, I see. . . " said Gollum, feeling dissappointed, "Well, you have to understand, my eyes are quite . . ."

[Gil-Galad]

As good as they were before i died.

How did you come back to life. The balrog asked

[A! Elbereth]

"AHA!" Glooum shouted as he put on a top had and put on a little coat and began to sing his story of coming back to life while pitching in some lambada at the end....

"The visions of Gollum doing the lambada will haunt my dreams forever." Gandalf said slowly staring into his direction...

[Gil-Galad]

ASnd suddenly his eyes widended as a second, and a third gullom joined in

[Mirkgirl]

(balrogs have no wings, except for the ones in your mind)
*Suddenly the balrog removed his fake wings*
I don't have wings you foolish fish-eater
*the balrog slapped the poor creature with a trout way too fast and strong for it to be able to react*

[Pil]

Suddenly the trout, not quite dead, swallowed gollum.

The party had to decide whether to leave him there or...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Send him afloat in the Mirror of Galadriel.

[Beregond]

They quickly and undisputedly chose to leave him there.

[Magickcello]

.......but just as they were leaving, the trout gave out a tremendous hiccup that......

[Gowpon]

Scared the mighty balrog and made him scream like a girl! lol
"Get me outa here!":o

[Lady Melody]

Gandalf therefore bellowed "What kind of Balrog would squel in such a way? This one must be a fake!"

Yeah, I know... I have no idea what I'm typing...:elfeek:

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

The Barlog suddenly turned lime green and vanished in a cloud of smoke. After the smoke cleared, there stood...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

A white kitten. or so it seemed to be...
"Mew."
Gandalf : "Oh my word! Help! It's Mew, number 151. (That's the right number?)
The little thing flew up in the air asked them to...

ps. pleas post!

[Pil]

...help him/her (?) save misty from ash's lovesick madness...the fellowship took one look at eachother and went *kick*.......*mew goes flying off into pokemon world to help out misty alone...*

"what now?" cried leggy...who had been smouldering in the corner, sharing aragorn's pipe... :evilcool:

"I propose we go find saruman and ask him to bring back my husband!" Bellowed a voice...and low...a female balrog appeared...not looking TOO happy!

:flamer: verymad :flamer:

"Ahhh!" *girlish scream from leggy AND frodo...

"Boromir and aragorn draw their swords when suddenly the balrogette said...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Gandalf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the female balrog runs to gandalf with a look of insanity on her face. Gandalf begins running away in terror when who should he run into but...

[Pil]

Figwit...smouldering background elf from rivendell...he takes up his bow and arrow...is about to shoot...when he spies legolas....

"legolas! Darling!" He cries...running over to check out leggy's new hair-do...

"frickin elves..." the hobbits mutter...as the balrog continues to walk towards them...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

When suddenly everything (and i mean everything) went dark and they all saw a bright light a yard away from Aragorn.
"In place of a dark lord you shall have a Queen." (and so on.)
The two barlogs ran away crying and screaming for mommy, And the darkness left and Galadriel was standing next to Aragorn, telling him that she had missed her favorite grandson so much. But when Figwit saw this he said...

ps. I think mew's gender is male. FYI (Don'tch ya luv Poke'mon!)

[Pil]

(not...really....sorry.....) :)

Figwit said "HOW can you spend time with that poor excuse for a man...come over here and get some hot lovin from this elf!"

Galadriel burst into laughter...lol...causing figwit to get REALLY angry and......... verymad

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(I don't care for Poke'mon now that we all have LOTR.)
...Snatch Frodo and run away to Minas Tirith, with Frodo screaming for them to follow him and save him before Figwit...

[Pil]

....gives him a facial! :elfeek:

The fellowship franticly follow.....legolas looking grumpy as he rather enjoys facials and wanted figwit to give HIM one... :( lol

When they get to minas tirith...shock horror...they see figwit...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Facials!!roflmao roflmao roflmao
...jumping up and down with a red face screaming that he can't find the special facial wash and toner that he ordered from Ms. Shelob. While Frodo passed out with reilef, They turned and saw treebeard come running up shouting that he had just been to a store and they were selling there toners and facial washes on sale for...

[Pil]

...HALF A SHARD OF NARSIL! "Bargain!" hollered the fellowship...yes...even frodo knows a good buy when he hears of one...lol...and they all ran to the gap of rohan...:nono: lol...to purchase their t-zone cleansing lotion...but...shock, SHOCK horror...there was only one bottle left...legolas and figwit looked at eachother...eyeing eachother up...both ready to make the move... :o

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Leoglas, being the better elf, snatched the bottle first, but to his surprise, Figwit grinned evily and said,
"Go ahead, take it. Instead, I'll take your presies Eowyn and Pippin to my seceret lab were I'll force Eowyn to preform the Nutcracker every night. And I'll give Pippin, for free, a set of braces!" Figwit lauges evilly and dashes to the Golden Hall to snatch Eowyn with the Fellowship and Galadriel close at his heels. But, when he reached the Golden Hall and pushed the doors open a terrible surprise awaited him, he was confronted by none other than...

[Pil]

...Elrond...Lord of Imladris...

verymad WHAT ARE YOU DOING FIGWIT?! he shouted...and figwit put down eowyn and pippin on the floor...whistling not-to-innocently...

'THAT'S BETTER'... elrond said...looking very suspiciously at pippin who was desperately trying to check out his teeth in a silver bowl... Figwit looked towards elrond and said...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

"I don't care who you are! I'm a doulbe-crosser and a hypacrit! I'm going to kidnap all the ladies of Middle-Earth! (Arwen, Galadriel, Goldberry and Eowyn.) Mwahahahahahah!!!!!" Figwit again grabs Eowyn and runs out the door, of at least tries. Only to find that...

ps. Please keep it up Pil! doing great!

[Pil]

:)

...Eomer was waiting for him outside...

"Grrr! You're not taking my sister anywhere!" He growled in his ever-so-manly way...:naughty:

Figwit found himself strangley attracted to this rugged man and dropped eowyn to the ground...:o...

"But can i take YOU out?" He asked (lol)

"EH?" answered Eomer...before taking his sister's hand and legging it back to rohan... :stomper: :elfeek: :o

"pfbbt" said figwit...looking around for some more people to harass...to his delight...who should come round the corner...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

But Aragorn! looking very angry, not to mention that he had a sword in his hand. "I vow vengence for what you have done to my friend Eomor and his sister! Oh, and Pippin, of course." He added when he saw pippin glaring at him. But before Aragorn to do anything there was a great shout, and they all looked up to see, coming over a hill...

[Pil]

...Figwit's personal fan club... One particularly tall she-elf wearing a 'FIGWIT RULES!' T-shirt strode up to aragorn menacingly... :elfqueen:

"You touch one gorgeous...silky...soft...*ahem*...hair on his head...you'll have US to deal with!" :angry:

*aragorn gulps as he gazes around at the multitude of love-sick she-elves surorunding him* :elfeek:

"Hmm...yes...well...no harm done eh?" He mumbled, brushing off figwit's shoulders... "How about going for a drink everyone? It's on me!" :beer:

Most of the she-elves seemed quite taken with the offer...bar a group who were really just looking for a fight...they pushed through the rest of the squad and drew their bows..arrows pointed straight at aragorn... :archer:

Aragorn went a deathly white and stuttered a plea "...p-p-p-please...d-d-d-on't kill........me.....!" mecry Needless to say, the she-elves were NOT looking impressed... :o

Things were set to go badly for aragorn..when sneaking out of the shadows came a cloaked figure...throwing back the hood it was revealed to be...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Faramir! With all the Ranger!
Faramir chewed out Figwit and his fan club and told them to leave before beating them withing an inch of there lifes, so they all ran back to Rivendell very ashamed. But before Aragorn could say anything they heared...

ps. Why is Fiwit so... populur?

[Pil]

(cos he's one gorgeous elfen blokeey! :smooch: lol)

...they heard the cry of what sounded like a small child with issues... mecry

'Who took pippin's mushrooms again?' questioned Aragorn impatiently, as sam, merry and frodo came sprinting over the plains towards them...closely followed by a very upset pippin who was in desperate need of a tissue... :(

Out of breath, Sam managed to blurt out...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(I think he's ugly!) heheh very funny, pippin and his mushrooms.

"...Bilbo is sick and Gandalf says that the only thing that will cure him is a pound of pippin's mushrooms stolen from him in a matter of two minutes!"
"Huh?" Aragorn and Faramir said. But by now Pippin had caught up with the other hobbits and shouted, "You give me my shrooms or..."

[Pil]

( UGLY!?! :o Bah! pfbbt)

"...or i'll have to wrestle them from you fair and square...!"

*suddenly a wuddy wrestling ring appears and pippin gestures for sam to step into the ring...an apprehensive looking sam did as asked, slightly worried, pippin was a fiesty little hobbit, still clutching the all important bag of mushrooms.

But then it was pippin's turn to look afraid...he had forgotten just how big sam was compared to him...but, he was prepared to follow the challenge through...

The hobbits squared up to eachother...and things could have got very nasty...and slippery...had gandalf not come clamering towards the group with bilbo in his arms...

"Give up the mushrooms, Sam!" He bellowed...pippin looked triumphantly at sam...but then burst into tears again as gandalf swiftly removed them from sam's possession and stuffed them...ever so lovingly...into bilbo's mouth...

A munch and a crunch later bilbo was as good as new and all the hobbits put aside their differences...and the mud ring...and went off for a drink at the nearest inn...

"Well...."began aragorn...about to suggest that they join the hobbits...when a voice seemed to echo about them...the air vibrating and the ground trembling beneath them...the voice bellowed...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

"...Merry Christmas!" They all looked up, and low and behold! it was Santa! landing a sled full fo toys right infront of everyone. (Though it was really Saruman dressed up.) Gandalf peired closly at 'Santa', who was handing out gifts to the hobbits while Aragorn and Faramir gave each other suspisius glances and stepped away into the shadows of the trees, Gandalf suddenly shouted...

[Pil]

..."Drop the present frodo!"

Frodo threw the present to one side and the whole group was thrown a few feet into the air as it promptly exploded...leaving a decorative pink smoke tinged with little red reindeer shapes...

"Saruman!" The hobbits cried, as 'Father Christmas' removed his hat and cloak to reveal the wizard in his true and terrible form.

"Yes...it is I!" He replied...laughing a twisted cackle rather than santa's hearty chuckle... "And let's see...if that present didn't suit you, frodo...then maybe this will...!"

Saruman raised his staff and a bolt of molten tinsel shot out of the end...forming a small forest of angry looking christmas trees...each decorated with coal rather than baubles, which they began to pelt at the hobbits and gandalf...

All could have gone wrong...and very black...but in the nick of time merry remembered...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

... The theme poem that he and Pippin had seen on TV, and began reciting:
'To Protect the world from devastation.'
'to unit all people within our nation.'
'to denounce the evils of truth and love.'
'to extend our reach to the stars above.'
'Merry'
'Pippin'
'Team Chaos and Mischief blast of at the speed of light.'
'Surrender now, or prepare to fight'
Screaming in terror the things and Saruman plus sled and Reign deer ran as fast as they could toward Isengard. Gandalf stared at the hobbits in amazement. 'where did you learn that and what does it mean.' suddenly Pippin and Merry flung there cloaks over there shoulders and looking very heroic they announced with magnificence and pride...

[Pil]

'We are pippin and merry the fabulous! No darkened, evil, twisted saruman guy can defeat us!....we learnt the rhyme at hobbityla_heroic_finishing_school' Merry & Pippin proclaimed to their amused and slightly confused audience...but...ALAS! Their heads began to swell to an almighty size....and they floated up high in the air above the others... roflamo

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(That's great!)

...While they vainly tried to stop them. All of a sudden, out of the blue came...

[Pil]

A large gimli shaped blimp complete with pointy axe...which popped their heads and sent them flying off into the distance...a sparkle showing their descent to the ground in a far off land...(i though i'd get some pokemon influence in there...u seem to b into it...) ;)

"Good riddance..." muttered sam...but he was soon silenced by the angry face of...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Rosie Cotton! Who slapped Sam on the right cheek and said, "How can you say that to two such sweet Hobbits!?!?!" and ran off crying with Sam on her heels trying to explain. But the Large Gimli suddenly...

(At lest i was into Pokemon at one time, it is fun to bring up the subject every once in a will.)

[Pil]

(lol)

....suddenly began to float down onto the vastness of Greenwood the great...they could hear the screams of the elves...but there was nothing to be done until...

:elfqueen:

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Aragorn and Haldir had a show-down!

[Pil]

show-down!?! :huh:

I'm slighty hesitant to continue... :o

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(Ok, quick summary.)
Aragorn takes one look at haldir, who is rolling up his sleeves and pulling back his hair, and puches him once in the chin and send him sailing towards lorien.

You may continue.

[Pil]

lol better....

Legolas starts crying for the loss of his other love...and aragorn becomes jealous... verymad

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

But all that stopped when saruman came running down the east road in tears screaming:
"Lurtz! Lurtz! Help me Lurtz or he'll spank me!" Legolas and Aragorn stared in horror at the scene before them, then they noticed that Gandalf was running after Saruman cackling and waving his new staff at Saruman. Saruman collasped on the ground weeping, Gandalf the White over took him and was just about to give him a good beating when out of the blue Lurtz ran across the road shouting and wooping followed by the Riddermark. After pounding the two Wizards thinner than lembas and running a red light, the Riddermark crossed the road and continued chasing their prey, leaving Aragorn and Legolas staring at the two flat shapes smashed into the ground.

[Pil]

...legolas whipped out some syrup...

"pancakes anyone?!" :evilcool:

But aragorn seemed to protest to eating the wizards when he noticed...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(hehehehe, funny.)
That the ground was shacking, and suddenly Saruman arose, (And so did Gandalf) but instead of the long beard and hair, they were short.
"Lord Tyrannous!" (or however you spell it) Aragorn and Leggy shouted in shock.
"Count Dooku!!!" 'Saruman' corrected sharply, But before he could finish…

[Pil]

a big fat ent strode out of the nearby forest brandishing tickets to TTT...

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

(You just can't wait, can you, huh? Oh well, I don't have any room to talk... but, hey!)

Before he could speak the present people wooped and hollered thinking that they were going to TTT. But their little hearts were broken when...

[Pil]

he told them that there was only two tickets...one for him...and one...for somebody else.... :o

The whole group eyed eachother up...deciding who was most likely to reach Treebeard first at a sprint... :angry: lol

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

"No, I decided to take Quickbeam and myself and leave the rest of you here crying." And with that Treebeard and Quickbeam skipt off sing 'follow the yellow brick road'.

[Pil]

:o verymad :o

The fellowship...then broken, now united, went screaming and shouting in complete rage after the two ents, brandishing firey torches... :flamer:

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

...swords and axs ready to eliminate the two ents. They finally cornered them at the Great River.
"Go across!" Treebeard shouted at his dasterdly henchmen
"I don't like water." wimpered Quickbeam.
"Go now or I'll push you!" Quickbeam was about to complain again when Treebeard pushed him in the water and dove in himself, only to find that Quickbeam couldn't swim.

[Aaliyah Baggins]

Lauks! Your story did not make any sense!!
Curse you! verymad
I will:battle:you over Frodo!!
:elfqueen:

[Herenyë]

Quickbeam says to Treebeard...."curse you!!! i told you i dont like water!!!'
Treebeard: Heh too bad for you
Treebeard quickly walks thru the water.......

heehee

[Pil]

Originally posted by Aaliyah Baggins
Lauks! Your story did not make any sense!!
Curse you! verymad
I will:battle:you over Frodo!!
:elfqueen:

This is a silly story...it's not really meant to make sense...it's just a bit of fun...frodo isn't in the story at the mo...but post and insert him into it if you like!

:)