Black Rider
November 26th,2002, 12:16 AM
not sure if it counts for humour or fanfiction, but i don't quite think it's respectable enough for fanfiction lol
The Twelve Days of LOTR Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a golden powerful ring.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two towers high and a golden powerful ring.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crabain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve movie tickets, eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
The Twelve Days of LOTR Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a golden powerful ring.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two towers high and a golden powerful ring.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crabain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve movie tickets, eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.