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Black Rider
November 26th,2002, 12:16 AM
not sure if it counts for humour or fanfiction, but i don't quite think it's respectable enough for fanfiction lol

The Twelve Days of LOTR Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a golden powerful ring.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two towers high and a golden powerful ring.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crabain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve movie tickets, eleven Hobbits singing, ten Elves-a-leaping, nine Ringwraiths screeching, eight Rohan horsemen, seven palantirs gazing, six stupid goblins, five istari, four calling crebain, three elf rings, two towers high, and a golden powerful ring.

Adunauriel
November 26th,2002, 12:31 AM
roflmao roflmao roflmao lol .......... I don't know if I'd wnt all of those gifts, but some of them would be nice......;) lol

Nessa
November 26th,2002, 01:39 AM
Elves-a-leaping! lol

Nicely done, Black Rider! :thumbs:

Lady Arien
November 26th,2002, 02:30 AM
Good work!! Great imagination!! I am definitely impressed!!

Lady Ashley
November 26th,2002, 02:39 AM
That's great!! *laugh* I need to show that to a friend of mine...

Cuiel Rilwen
November 26th,2002, 06:48 AM
Well, BR, if thats what comes out of it, do it some more!roflmao roflmao

Moraneah
November 26th,2002, 07:56 AM
Why, Honey there's a variation of a old christmas carol I hadn't heard before. Cute, very clever.....................like to see the 'elves a leaping' myselfentdraught :wiggle:

Lintefaniel
November 26th,2002, 08:10 AM
Simply boggling!! I adored the stupid Goblins part! Well done, but now you must do more!!! Encore!!! Encore!!!!:wiggle:

Lady Melody
November 26th,2002, 09:11 AM
lol
This is amusing!

Black Rider
November 26th,2002, 09:15 PM
ah man, thaks guys!! i appreciate all your comments :grin:

and i, also, would not mind to see some elves-a-leaping ;)

Tar-Ancalimë
November 27th,2002, 02:23 AM
hey! this is great! im going to keep these lyrics, and show them to my coworkers (the ones that appreciate the lotr, anyway ;)), if you dont mind, which i assume you dont, as you posted them here....

lol you should try more :grin:

Black Rider
November 28th,2002, 12:01 AM
oh dear! that's funny! well i hope they like it, tell me what comes of it...

if i try any more i'll certainly share them...

:)

Little Devil
December 1st,2002, 12:42 AM
love it....lol lol

Adunauriel
December 1st,2002, 12:47 AM
Yes B/R, give us another LotR carol. They brighten up the dreary days...;)

Moraneah
December 1st,2002, 02:49 AM
Weel, tis the season, I would not mind another endever me self.:thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

TheRingBearer
December 2nd,2002, 07:44 PM
lol Very good lol

and yes, you do have too much free time

Aranel
December 11th,2002, 11:49 AM
lol lol lol lol
roflmao roflmao
YES! More carols!!