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Illuvatar
June 25th,2002, 11:25 PM
Herein lies a story of Illuvatar and Orc in Las Vegas..

Through the wonders of today’s technology, it was brought to Illuvatar's attention that his mate Orc was going to be within a 300 mile radius of his home in Valinor (Orange County, Ca.). This proved to be too great of an opportunity for to miss!! So....Illuvatar and his Lady Arien packed some provisions, and two of their three entings into their chariot, and departed to meet the now infamous Orc and his brood in the Pits of Isengard (Las Vegas).

After a high speed trek across the California/Nevada desert, we arrived at the Orc's lodging at the Excaliber Resort/Casino. This proved to be an excellent idea of a place for an Orc and his brood to vacation. Due to the decoration of the place as a castle, complete with dragons, wizards, and various other items from the Middle Ages, Orc and company actually blended in quite well, and were probably just thought of by passers by as part of the scenery. :p

There were many "Huzzahs" and "Well Mets" exchanged and after a privy break for all(it was a long trek ya know!), it was now time for this now quite jovial party of six to make plans to feed! It was decided to leave the castle, and descend upon the buffet being offered at the MGM Grand resort. It was hoped that with a buffet, there would not be any cause to combat an Orc over the choice pieces of beef.

We were all seated at a grand table with Orc on one side at the end and myself on the opposite side in the middle, as I was warned to keep clearance between my plate and his. (Thanks Fatty!) And it was a most merry meal I must say!! With the young ones partaking all they could, the ladies laughing at the strange behaviour of their mates in public, and plenty of eat and drink to be had!! :thumbs: You should have seen the shards of Prime Rib, shrimp and crab shells a flying, I imagine we were quite a site!! :elfeek:

Deity as I may be, I must humble myself, and step aside if I ever again find myself in the presence of the ravenous appetite of Sir Orc!! A valiant effort I did give, but was only able to venture back for seconds of the prime rib, and then sit in awe as Orc came back with a third helping!! pfbbt

With the buffet righteously decimated, it was time for more socialising and entertainment. For this we headed back to the castle, it was important for us to blend back in, as the buffet assault had raised an eyebrow or two. Once back at the castle, (and more trips to the privy), we had heard of a fire breathing dragon that appears nightly and terrorises the locals, and we could not resist. We headed to the waterfront and the dragons lair. We then proceeded to taunt and challenge said dragon, but it appears that our sheer presence was intimidating enough to keep the poor bugger cowering in his lair!!
Muahahaha!! :flamer:

(We actually found out that he was broken and couldn't come out :()

With no dragons to fight, we decided to entertain ourselves by taking photos of each other and swapping stories. There were many statues and whatnot for photo ops, and we did not neglect a one. We were even able to view the majesty of our ladies astride noble steeds!! (statues of course!!)

After a fun time by all, and with much sadness, hugs were given, well wishes were made, then Orc and his company returned to their lodging, and we turned our chariot west and headed home.

To wrap this up, I must say that am very grateful that there is a place like this where friendships like this can be made, and events like this can take place!!! And will not hesitate to venture forth on a similar journey when given the opportunity.
:cool:

Mirkgirl
June 26th,2002, 12:11 AM
entdraugh to you folks!!! A great story for great men!

Lady Arien
June 26th,2002, 12:57 AM
Well met and a fine story indeed, my beloved Illuvatar, but I fear thou hast stumbled slightly in one detail.....the scene of the debauched feast was not Mandalay Bay.....twas at the MGM Grand...

Fatty
June 26th,2002, 01:03 AM
AH well trust the good lady to correct her excited husband, sounds like you guys had a ball. The dragon scene had me in stitiches. :-)

Illuvatar
June 26th,2002, 01:04 AM
Thank you my Lady!! I fixed it!! Thank god for the edit button;) ;)

What would a man do without his lady at his side eh?

:embarras:

Beregond
June 26th,2002, 04:55 AM
Wait . . . what's going on here?

Illuvatar
June 26th,2002, 08:03 PM
Well Beregond, what's going on, is that due to the friendship made as a direct result of working together on this site, Orc and I actually met in person. That was not a fictitious tale that I told!:cool:

I however forget to include that Mr. Orc was kind enough to bring the wife and I treats form his home in Wisconsin. Cheese curds for the Lady and Venison meat sticks for yours truly. The venison I am told is from a deer that suffered his fate at the hands on an Orc holding a muzzle loader rifle!!

Imagine that!! Meat freshly killed by an Orc!! And rather delicious I must say!!:thumbs: entdraught

All Hail the mighty hunter!!notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy notworthy

Pil
June 26th,2002, 08:43 PM
Sounds like you had a blast! :thumbs:

p.s. this is my 101st post! Go me!!!!!! I've been here less than a month! veryhappy

Gil-Galad
June 26th,2002, 08:48 PM
Sounds like good times!

PrinceImrahil
June 26th,2002, 11:15 PM
Cool!
Glad u guys had fun.

Orc
June 27th,2002, 04:07 AM
Well I've returned from our great adventure this eve and have found a wonderous description of the events that unfolded. Not much that I can add, except you forgot the desert ;)

Glad you liked the venisin and cheese curds - some of Wisconsin's finest!

BTW: I managed to come out ahead 285$ at the craps tables last night. Life is good :grin:

Catz
June 27th,2002, 04:42 AM
but obviously you didnt, eh Orc?:grin: lol
Glad to hear you guys had so much fun....cant help feeling a bit sorry for the deer tho;).......confronted by a muzzle loader weilding Orc :elfeek: lol
:catz:

Orc
June 27th,2002, 05:15 PM
could have been worse for the deer.... he could have been shot buy a drunk flatlander (someone from Illinois) who had to shoot him 8 or 10 times before the FIB (F****** Illinois B******) hit him...

Pil
June 27th,2002, 07:42 PM
Yup...have to agree...it could have been worse for the poor thing! :battle:

Lady Arien
June 27th,2002, 09:16 PM
Regarding the aforementioned dessert.....ah yes.....Orc's ice cream sundae with mini gummy hobbits and elves (okay, WE know they were actually bears, but Orc's not happy unless he's biting the heads off of defenseless little creatures)...as usual, my beloved Illuvatar chose not to indulge (his one fault...lack of sweet tooth) and as far as the remaing members of the party (Orc's lovely Brenda, and our Entings, Sean and Lydia), well.....consider the rest of the dessert buffet properly decimated.....have I about covered it?????

Gil-Galad
June 28th,2002, 12:14 AM
I feel sorry for anything confronted by a muzzled orc.

Joking

Elentari
June 30th,2002, 06:51 AM
Wonderful that you gentlemen and your families could get together, and thanks for sharing the tale! Sounds like a great time was had by all!
I'm an Asst. Mgr. in another community which has a great group of people, and we're discussing the possibility of a gathering at some time in the distant future (say, after the release of RotK)
I hope it happens, as some of us are becoming quite good friends, and it could be so much fun!:wiggle:

Polly Sandybanks
July 15th,2002, 02:03 PM
That was a nice story. Too bad I didn't know about all that before though, because me and Bramble were in Las Vegas around that time too. And we tried a few different buffet's too (people did look at us strangely when we took about 15 different deserts and passed them around the table so that all could have a bite of each :)).
Too bad we were about 3-4 months too young to gamble (or maybe that's good?? :mmmm: ) though. Las Vegas is still a great place to visit.