If You Had to Send an Elf to the Moon...

[AlienFX007]

If you were chosen to send an elf on a one-way trip to the moon, which one would you send and why? What would you want the elf to do there? Would you be glad the elf was going?

Ahem...

I would send Legolas to the moon and hope that he traveled for 3.7 days looking for food before he realized he was an elf on the moon and finally died from lack of oxygen and water and the pure desolation (because we all know how much Legolas loves trees). I would be sort of glad he was going but at the same time a tad guilty...since I could have sent Haldir there and Legolas could have eaten him and lived another year or two.

You?

[A! Elbereth]

HAHA he dies from lack of oxygen 3.7 days later huh? not right then and there....

but i picked Elrond because he is emotionless, and actually... i think he is crater-filled but he's trying to hide it!

[Pil]

If you sent anyone WITH haldir...they would end up killing him and roasting his bloated carcass over...a hot flame that exists on the moon!? Ok, my theory needs revising!

>-------HALDIR---------<
:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

[Catz]

Ahhhh the sweet sound of Haldir bashing......its things like this that let a gal know shes home........;) lol lol
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

how can anyone roast an elf, it is most undignified, think how they must feel!!!

[AlienFX007]

:thinking:

Well that gives me pleasure. hehe

:p

[Mirkgirl]

One elf? We'll have to do some cheating here :naughty:

*Mirky speeds to her favourite elf (meaning the only one she can stand) Galadriel*
*Galadriel is washing a terribly looking table cloth in her Mirror and mumbles "Damn Haldir, not only he looks like a pig, but he eats like one..."*
*Mirky :grin:*
M: "Hi m'dear elven queen, who's Celeborn?"
G: "How can he be... He's having great time with Gimli, that dwarf was mine :angry: "
(I was just about to ask about Arwen when she continued...)
G: "And that granddaughter of mine... not to mention that she spoils the image people have for me... see if she looks that way, how's her grandma supposed to look?!?"
*Mirky :grin: :grin: :grin:*
M: "I have the answer to all your questions"
G: "Really?!?"
M: "Yep, I won an oneway ticket to the moon for one elf"
G: "One, no way, they'd be three"
*Galadriel contacts through the ring with Sauron's mind and (I don't think I'll be allowed to post what she said, but poor Sauron enough said)*

Tomorrow at 10 - Party at Lothlorien :birthday: (the first day of :brave: )

[PrinceImrahil]

I'd definitely like to rid the world of Haldir...

[Mirkgirl]

Who doesn't?

[Pil]

I mean...he just puts a dampener on the whole 'fair elves thing'. Bloated...bad name giver... pfbbt

[Bonos-Girl]

doesn't anyone feel sorry for him...y'know we're kinda evil.....and anyone would look ugly compared to legolas...

[Pil]

True...true... but Haldir makes a pretty good job of it! lol roflmao

[Bonos-Girl]

awwwww.......don't think i fancy him...i just feel sorry for him ok.....

[Pil]

YOU FANCY THE WIERDEST PEOPLE!!!! lol

I'm not gonna go into the list (cos she'll probably kill me) plus it might make some of the weak stomached throw up! :o

[Polly Sandybanks]

I wouldn't dare to send an elf to the moon. Just think of all the fan-girls and fan-boys that would either hunt me to hurt me for it, or invade space to try to get to the moon themselves!! :o :elfeek:

[Bonos-Girl]

wow....that would be loadsa people...would we have enough technology to transport all of them into space...thatb is the real questoin...hahahahah

[BlackArrow]

Do Fangirls count as elves?

[Pil]

No...they're just saying that there would LOADS of people against the elf to the moon thing and you'd have to fight them off! :battle:

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah..if you sent an elf into space loadsa pepole would want to follow him/her

[Pil]

Actually...I think Elrond WOULD be best to go to the moon...one crater face deserves another! lol

[Arwen]

no elves on the moon! Elves are awesome ;)

[Pil]

Bonos-girl: all of them except arwen are (the character...not you!!!) :cuddles:

Pil adds...YOU FORGOT HALDIR...MOST POSSIBLY THE WORST ELF AROUND! :flamer:

Bonos-girl: Bit*h......how can you say that.....you're sooo evil :batty: (but not like the batty thing...he doesn't hate haldir...unlike most people....)

[Black Rider]

::sigh:: how could you send an elf to the moon? they are so cool. make love, not war

::thinks of legolas::

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by bonos-girl
doesn't anyone feel sorry for him...y'know we're kinda evil.....and anyone would look ugly compared to legolas...
Ugly? *ahem* *offended* verymad

Oh they would now... would they? I disagree. And i dont think a lecture will get me any firmer. If you know me, you know what I'd say... heh heh lol

(ppl who think Legolas is better than everyone):archer:

[AlienFX007]

Originally posted by Black Rider
::sigh:: how could you send an elf to the moon? they are so cool. make love, not war

::thinks of legolas::

Who says you can't make love on the moon? :grin:

Personally, if the fangirls, including one little sister I know of, want to follow the elves to the moon, we can send 'em with N*SYNC and make everyone happy.

muahahahahahahaha.....:wicked:

[Pil]

Bonos-girl has just walked into the room brandishing a large knife...ahh! :elfeek: :o

*pil smiles....backs away slowly...reaching for the sedative jab...*

lol

AAAAAAnyway...

Making love on the moon would be well cool...but no... :blush: :nono:

I would send celeborn...he does sod all anyway...no-one would miss him... :evil:

[Bawax]

Haldir, i don't think anyone at all likes him do they? :huh:

[Pil]

*pil glances around to see if bonos-girl is anywhere close*

I'm not supposed to tell....but IIIIII reckon....bonos-girl has a secret crush on our very own whale-elf!

*pil feels remorseful...but very evily happy:evil:*

[Bawax]

hehehe, i think i'm safe, for the moment at least, she can't possibly defend the idiot-elf, he was as wooden in the film as the tree he was next to.

and i think he had a crush in a strange way on gimli, i think he wanted to make the dwarf his *****. :)

[Ilmarë]

Guys... let's watch what we talk about please... remember, there are little ones who might come in here too.... and i don't mean Hobbits!:thumbs:
Thanks

:elfqueen:

[Pil]

Why don't we put galadriel on the moon and make it brighter? :elfqueen:

[Little Devil]

All those who hate Hildir(me) apparently he and his elves all get masacared:flamer: (hope it's spelt right)in the TTT by orcs!!!! :wicked:

[Elfgirl]

ummmm,i picked that i wouldn't want to send any elf to the moon cuz that would be wrong....what if i sent a hobbit to the moon on a one way trip,huh??? what do you say to that??

[Pil]

HOBBITS DO NOT BELONG ON THE MOON! THEY'RE FEET SHOULD REMAIN EITHER FIRMLY ON THE GROUND...OR IN MY PERSONAL POSSESSION....furry sweeties... :loveyou:

[Bawax]

send all the hobbits to the moon, short people freak me out and who has feet that big and hairy. theres something sinister about hairy feet. :p ;)

[Pil]

AAAAAAAAAAAH! PHF to the rescue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *scoops up hobbits in arms and lovingly removes them from the thread*

:angry: :flamer: :angry:

[Ilmarë]

Originally posted by Pil
HOBBITS DO NOT BELONG ON THE MOON! THEY'RE FEET SHOULD REMAIN EITHER FIRMLY ON THE GROUND...OR IN MY PERSONAL POSSESSION....furry sweeties... :loveyou:

EWWWWW!!!! Feet... urgh!!!!!

You are totally welcome to those things Pil.... feet freak me out... especially Hobbit feet!!!!

:elfqueen:

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by bawax
send all the hobbits to the moon, short people freak me out and who has feet that big and hairy. theres something sinister about hairy feet. :p ;)

What an EVIL thing to say!!!!!!!!!!! :flamer: :flamer:

Good job Pil - you saved the day! But you have to give me one... I think you know who's feet I'm after :naughty:

*tries to freak Ilmare out* mmm feeties!!!!:naughty: lol lol

[Bawax]

short people remind me of Santas little helpers and they always scared me, plus the fact that their feet are hairy but their faces don't get hairy. i think theres something very strange about them. :evil: :)

[Pil]

Originally posted by A! Elbereth
Good job Pil - you saved the day! But you have to give me one... I think you know who's feet I'm after :naughty:

Frodo coming right up! Merry's a bit busy at the mo! lol

*tries to freak Ilmare out* mmm feeties!!!!:naughty: lol lol

lol lol lol

[Ilmarë]

EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horrid sweaty creepy hairy feet... YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nono:

:elfqueen:

[AlienFX007]

How's about nobody goes to the moon, but we send the elves to Venus?

:D

[Pil]

Why venus? IT's all hot and carbon dioxidy...send them to neptune (if it has to be done). Neptune's soooo cool! :thumbs:

[Bawax]

Send the she elf that no one but me likes round my house.

oh and send gimli anywhere, he annoys me, he's just like a big hobbit and almost as stoopid. ;) lol

[Pil]

Aw! Gimli! :(

[Legolas' Angel]

How could anyone send an elf to the moon especially Legolas:loveyou: they are the oldest most beautiful and magical beings of Middle-Earth All you elf haters you make me sick, instead I would send all of you ppl to the moon!!!! HAHAHA :flamer: lol :hooray: :grin: :jester: :fanboy:

[Akiba]

Originally posted by Ilmarë
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Horrid sweaty creepy hairy feet... YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!:nono:

:elfqueen:
couldn't have said it any better my self Wow it really does seem like you wanna start a war I wouldn't mind sending haldir to the moon but elves have all the right to be wherever they want and besides elves are more useful than hobbits I mean all they do is eat, walk around barefooted and eat(hobbits not elves)ok maybe tha's not al they do but close :grin:

[Pil]

verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad verymad

HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THING!!!!!!!!!!!

[Akiba]

yeah not doing very good with trying to stay on peoples' good side am I:huh:

[Pil]

Aw! I just love the smilies! :cuddles: He he! lol

You DO agree that they do other stuff also? :)

[Akiba]

yeah just don't hurt me:huh: :( it was an over exaggeration I hope you know I never meant it.............hmmm

[Pil]

I don't hurt people......unless your liv tyler.....if u r then RUN LITTLE PUFF-LIPPED GIRL RUN! BEFORE CATZ AND I COME GET U! :trout: :trout: :trout:

lol lol lol lol lol

But i'm sure it won't come to that!

I was just thinking....OT! ;)...that it would be good to seend arwen to the moon cos then people could bounce off her lips and bounce right into space...only that's probably not good.... :huh

[Tar-Ancalimë]

no elves on the moon... no way.
gimli. definately. and all his stupid dwarf cousins.
down with dwarves.

there's nothing wrong with hobbit's feet! verymad

[Mirkgirl]

The Fellowship of the Moon? Who'd be in?!?
My call (alphabetically) - Arwen, Celeborn, Elrond, Haldir, Legolas, Sam... and 3 more, suggestions?

[Akiba]

no not Gimli what're you thiking still say away with haldir and celeborn at fst in the movie I thought they were the same guy but they both gt on my nerves anyway and hobbit feetyucky but yeah that's a diff topic

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hobbit feetyummy!

[Mirkgirl]

Haldir and Celeborn one?!? Scary thought indeed... what we know for Celeborn fromt the books and what we see of Haldir... That's a perfect nightmare

roflmao Tar

[Elf angel]

No way,me no sent elves to moon.nono..
emmm..but think about it..Elves on the moon..they'll find a way to make the moon alive & beautiful :grin:
:evilcool:

[Akiba]

too true

[Mirkgirl]

Yeah elves on the moon is bad... too close.... but we can send 'em to another moon, far, far away

they'll find a way to make the moon alive & beautiful What's wrong with the moon?!? :huh:

[Akiba]

how about pluto I know tha's not a moon but pluto's cool oh wait elves afr away no except those two

[Elf angel]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Yeah elves on the moon is bad... too close.... but we can send 'em to another moon, far, far away

What's wrong with the moon?!? :huh:

Nonomecry..no sent elves to moonmecry..
Ok Ok send them to the moon or any dead planets..they will bring this whole universe alive with their touch ..:cool:

Well from if you're looking at the moon from here(earth) it's beautiful.
When you're on the moon...:( :grin:
Moon is dead..yes..moon is deadmecry....
:evilcool:

[Pil]

spose.....but the elves wouldn't like something that was dead mecry

[Princess Greenleaf]

there's really no reason to send them unless a new culture is to be started there, then major changes will have to be made and all.

[Mirkgirl]

OMG!!! Don't you understand!?? *Mirky tries to calm down*

There is no point in sending elves to the moon, the only point is that it's supposed to be funny, not stupid "Elves would make the moon live" (sound like a soap opera yuck) statements

There are enough I love Lego threads go there :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

[Akiba]

I actually get what you mean looks like what you itended to say was all twisted around or the topic of this thread got twisted around so ummmmm ok how about I go get a big catapault and blast Haldir somewhere way out there where he won't be able to start anything (have no clue where that came from just trying to get back on topic so Mirkgirl won't blow her top)

[Mirkgirl]

oh, well it's a step in the right direction.... But you have to walk it all! ;)
Haldir somewhere way out there where he won't be able to start anything
Haldir was ever able to do anything anywhere?

[Akiba]

no but just cause he's an elf and just to tell you that's prob as far as I'll go

[Elf angel]

Why don't we just send the person who started this thread to the moon instead..?!!pfbbt :rolleyes: :thumbs:

He must be lol right now coz he made us choose which elf to send to the moon when we really don't want to send any elf to the moon...emmm..
:evilcool:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Yeah! Yeah! Alien can go to the moon!
(she'd probably be at home though)
lol

[Akiba]

I'm sure alien meant this thread for Legolas or elf bashers but Legolas rules and we shall defend them

[Elf angel]

and defend we shall..:thumbs:
:evilcool: :angel:

[Bonos-Girl]

ha ha ha....the army has a lot of work here!!!! :knight:

[Mirkgirl]

*Mirky borrows Alien's spaceship and sends the Orli army to the moon, together with Haldir.*

[Tar-Ancalimë]

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
:battle: :archer: :battle: verymad

mecry
:loveyou:

[Naraku]

yeah send send legolas to the moon!!!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh lord another one. Come on! I don't hate elves though they aren't my favorite race!
Let's have a little peace here people. What's wrong with elves? veryhappy

[Mirkgirl]

that's the spirit naraku

Tar, sorry but I don't think it's possible (if I don't see 30 "Orli oh so hotie" posts everyday I wouldn't be on it

[Tar-Ancalimë]

I think Leoglas is oh so hot!
But you don't have to blame Legolas for the hoards of fan-girls who're crazy about him!
(which is what all of you are doing by the way)

[Nessa]

Are you suggsting someone starts a "If You Had to Send a Fangirl to the Moon..." Thread? ;)

[Mirkgirl]

And who should I blame? the tooth fairy?

Thatr's a good idea, Nessa... would you start one?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

There would be WAAAAAAY too many options to choose just one!

[Akiba]

It's not his fault he's so hot he's just......... gifted wow this is getting all psycho

[Tar-Ancalimë]

probably too much so. hee hee sorry for mentioning all that!

[Mirkgirl]

That's why it's going to be a thread, not a poll, Tar... Nessa? Are you up for it?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Another cyber war between elf-haters and elf-lovers?
oh boy. :rolleyes:
I don't think we need another one of those...

[Mirkgirl]

We want peace... that's why we'd send all the fangirls to the moon ;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Oh i see. So anyone who argues with you gets sent to the moon? oh veeeery clever of you Mirky.

It won't work. You'll just get another basher v. lover thread.

(j/k. I say start one. at least it won't be about legolas! :) )

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
Oh i see. So anyone who argues with you gets sent to the moon? oh veeeery clever of you Mirky.
Nope, there isn't enough place there ;) lol

It won't work. You'll just get another basher v. lover thread. Hope not.. it's getting old

(j/k. I say start one. at least it won't be about legolas! :) ) Maybe I will :naughty: ;) :p roflmao

[Tar-Ancalimë]

well i'll say that I love elves wherever you post so there.

(something I might say in this nonexistent thread of yours is "do you like the elves w/out the fangirls?)

[Mirkgirl]

(I'd answer there that I have never liked elves, but the fangirls make me hate 'em)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

(oh. well. geez. that's too bad. i like elves. (in case that wasn't obvious))

well should we start another thread since this one is about sending elves to the moon?

[Nessa]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Nessa? Are you up for it?

Well, I would Mirkgirl, but I would have to put myself on the poll, I'm a hobbit swooner. :rolleyes: But I keep it to the designated threads and don't slop drool everywhere. I think its fine for people to like Legolas, I just think since theres thirty or so threads about him they wouldn't have to mention him everywhere else. ;)

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
(oh. well. geez. that's too bad. i like elves. (in case that wasn't obvious))
But your faves are men, so I have to fogive you this lil declination
well should we start another thread since this one is about sending elves to the moon?
Sure, go for it.
I think its fine for people to like Legolas, I just think since theres thirty or so threads about him they wouldn't have to mention him everywhere else.
Exactly, Nessa :thumbs:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

OK Im glad im forgiven :)

OK so maybe I agree with the fact that legolas lovers seem to be everywhere!! lol
(not that i hate him tee hee)

[Pil]

Leggy lovers are everywhere i know! :angry:

Neva mind! Though it does take away from your own liking if there are loads of other people liking him too... :(

[Tar-Ancalimë]

exactly... and less of him for me... *deep, heartfelt sigh*

[Akiba]

uh huh uh huh

[Tary]

There is some hobbit bashing here how can anyone bash sweet cute nice little hobbits!

[Bonos-Girl]

omg...when'd this get dredged up!?!?
i can't answer your quezzie there tary....sorry.....i don't actually know...i understand what people can dislike about elves (some elves more than others...not mentioning any names arwe......)
but hobbits.....how?!! :huh:

[Firith Evenstar]

mirky, you have a funny sort of humor.
"hi m'dear elven queen.."

lollol

[Adunauriel]

Why would anyone want to send an elf to the moon? I think that's just crazy. Elves are Beautiful.... Lego...... Well I'll quit before I drool again. It gets messy.

[Mirkgirl]

Thanks Firith, I try (:

teddyjen, from where I'm standing it's crazy to drool over Legolas/Orlando. And I think I can give better reasoning than "Elves are not beautiful" hehe

[Bonos-Girl]

erm....why is it crazy.....and what are the better reasons?!?! lol

[Mirkgirl]

it's classified lol

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
it's classified lol

Well if it's classified then I'll continue to drool over Legolas..... Cause I'm not a quiter.

[Bonos-Girl]

:drool: yep...if you can't give us the reasons then they can't be better...or they can be but we don't know!

[Adunauriel]

Why would anyone want to send an Elf to the Moon?.... There so Pretty..veryhappy

[Mirkgirl]

English gave up capitalization of nouns while ago. And adjectives have never been capitalized.

If you go back you'll see about 10 posts which say exactly the same. Way too many for such a dull reason.

For the reasons... you don't want me to risk ME's security, do you ;)

[Adunauriel]

Nope, we wouldn't want that.;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh no :o what is she going to do??? heh better not try to see :elfeek: awww i'll still call you irky, no matter what you do honster :grin:

you know what, teddyjen25? (um thats too much of a mouthful...ok typeful lol... what should i call you instead? hmmm give me some ideas here im fresh out ;)) you have more posts per day than I do... :p didn't think it was possible, congratulations lol ;) j/k....i think

wow really off topic. ok um...elf to moon. right. nouns... oh yeah. did english ever capitilize nouns, irky? i dunno... i wouldnt know actually.

anyway... elf to moon... you know what, I love elves, but i dont wanna be a fangirl lol because like irky said, Originally posted by Mirkgirl
but the fangirls make me hate 'em yeah there you are and no offense to anyone i hope :p

[Adunauriel]

Tar, Everyone here has been calling me either teddy, or jen. I don't mind either. So, take your pick. Or, how about tj25, I think that sounds kinda cute.lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

that's what I've been calling you lol I just thought it looked funny. but if you don't mind I will :grin:

[Lessa]

Ilmare if you don't like hairy hobbit feet try waxing them. They are then lovely and smooth. lol
Back to the topic in hand I wouldn't dream of sending any hobbit or elves to the moon. Just the orcs.:grin:

Lessa

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
oh no :o what is she going to do??? heh better not try to see :elfeek: awww i'll still call you irky, no matter what you do honster :grin:lol What a steady opinion :o I wouldn't expect it from you (-;

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë wow really off topic. ok um...elf to moon. right. nouns... oh yeah. did english ever capitilize nouns, irky? i dunno... i wouldnt know actually. wow again? errr I mean really (-; I believe so... I might be wrong but I doubt it[/b][/quote]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë anyway... elf to moon... you know what, I love elves, but i dont wanna be a fangirl lol because like irky said, yeah there you are and no offense to anyone i hope :p She's quoting me? And then she agrees?!? :elfeek: I must be dreaming!

Anyway enough of you (-;

Waxing hobbit feet?!? Poor hobbits... that's why they don't show to us anymore (-;

Orcs on the moon? That'll be the party :evil: :evilcool: :evil:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh no... i agreed with her... this is not good :o what is this site coming to??? :elfeek: lol j/k honster

if elves are going to the moon, and we send orcs as well, that will completely defeat the purpose!! roflmao oh wait... i guess that was the point:blush:

[Eowyn]

hmmmm........elves on the moon? nope couldn't do it.........wizards maybe 'cos that'd be funny!

[Aranel]

i dont like Elrond all that much so i'd send him. how could you send Leggy away?? thats just wrong!!
:elfeek:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

awwww sweet leggy :loveyou:

i dont know Aranel! that's just what i wonder :grin:

leggy.................:drool:

[Adunauriel]

Well I say it's a shame to send any of the elves to the moon. Especially Leggy......:cuddles: :drool: :loveyou: :cuddles:

[Eowyn]

could we send Haldir? :huh:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

good plan! lol and all his fangirls (all three of them :rolleyes: ) with him!!!

kidding, guys!!! :grin: aww let's send Arwen, no one likes her :grin: well... maybe Liv. let's just send Liv :thumbs:

[Adunauriel]

Yes, maybe we just send Liv to the moon.:flamer:

[Mirkgirl]

:trout: No Liv on the moon! Arwen is another thing :naughty:

Haldir with his three fangirls on the moon :elfeek: bye-bye pleasant nights when you can just sit and watch the moon (-;

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
Haldir with his three fangirls on the moon :elfeek: bye-bye pleasant nights when you can just sit and watch the moon (-;
roflmao True, so true......lol

[Bonos-Girl]

i think ew should send liv, not arwen!!!

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
:trout: No Liv on the moon! Arwen is another thing :naughty:

Haldir with his three fangirls on the moon :elfeek: bye-bye pleasant nights when you can just sit and watch the moon (-;

darn now I can't look at the moon without thinking Haldir! :o someone help. and no hitting me with trouts that doesn't help!

but I agree Liv on the moon Arwen is bearable.

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
:trout: No Liv on the moon! Arwen is another thing :naughty:
:thumbs: Yes, Liv to the moon........ :evil: :flamer: :evilcool: :wicked:

[Mirkgirl]

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
No Liv on moon! Just Liv as Arwen, or ARwen as Liv, however you call it

Eowyn :trout: ermmm sorry I didn't read that before it's too late... well not the trout... try hearnoevil ... post it and look at it for 10 min repeating there is no Moon on Haldir, errrr no Haldir on Moon (what's wrong with me today, I can't get anything right lol)

[Eowyn]

lol no moon on haldir. I nearly read that wrong! you know think mooning out of windows and such lallalala! :o argh help! hey theres a distraction why 'stop counting the spiders'? :huh: must keep mind occupied with something other than scary image.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

that's what i wondered too, about the spiders, and the housewife, but she never told me :( (she isnt very nice you know ;) j/k mirky)

hmm well personally i dont htink it would harm this world too much to put Liv on the moon... (what a relief! we aren't agreeing anymore ;))

lol ill just ignore all those haldir statements...

[Adunauriel]

I say we send both Haldir & Liv to the Moon.......lol

[Mirkgirl]

How am I supposed to tell you something I don't know myself :huh: you want too much you know? (-;
I'm nice... we disagree here as well... yeah things seems to be back to normal (our standarts)
Let's send Legolas to the moon (just teasing you...and trying to stay on topic (-; no one will agree with me anyway lol)

[Adunauriel]

Mirkgirl, we can send Legolas to the moon as long as I get to go with him......;) :naughty: :)

[Mirkgirl]

ummm I don't have anything against you, but okay deal *Mirky shakes hands with Adun, tosses the elf in and starts the rocket*

[Lessa]

You could have used some of the rockets we had last night. You'd have had a nice display as you sent them.

Lessa

[Adunauriel]

Well if I was sent to the Moon. I would like it to be pretty.:jester: And, if it was with Legolas it would be.;)

[Mirkgirl]

Well I might have to work on the pretty thing, but I already sent LEgsie with you

[Adunauriel]

Well it is a pretty view..... I mean I am looking at Leggy, that's pretty enough for me....;)

[Bonos-Girl]

stop mentally sending haldir to the moon evil people....send liv instead!!

[Eowyn]

no. bye bye Haldir. and yes please do take Liv with you! :wicked:

[Adunauriel]

Ok, Besides he can't come to the moon with me & Leggy.;)

[Bonos-Girl]

he hee lol......leave haldir alone eowyn......he would take arwen with him but he's not going!!

[Adunauriel]

I'll leave Haldir alone... I'm going to the Moon with Legolas.....;)

[Eowyn]

fine you two love birds go to the moon.....I'll find somewhere further for the others.....now where to put Arwen! pluto? npe not far enough lol

[Adunauriel]

We don't necassarily need to send Arwen to Pluto... It's Liv I think needs to get sent to Pluto....lol Arwen was cool IMO..

[Eowyn]

erm....how was arwen cool?

[Adunauriel]

I don't know, maybe if they'd of had someone else playing her..... You know what I'm gonna save the day...........I trout myself :trout: (me). Just forget my last posting.lol

[Ilmarë]

lol lol You love that trout, dontcha ? Nice manouvre tho.:thumbs: Hmm... Haldir or Arwen??? Difficult choice. I think i'd have to say.... Arwen.... because Haldir bites it in the film... so we'd be getting rid of them both!!:hooray: :hooray: :hooray:

[Adunauriel]

IImare, I think I've just seen you evil side:wicked: ome through. It was a bit scary. And yep we would be getting rid of them both..:evilcool:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Arwen was 'cool.' that's my opinion as well, adunauriel.

she knew very well the story of Luthien, and she knew very well her father's depth of love for her. also to choose one who is connected to her from Earendil the Mariner shows just how 'cool' she is, to use that term even. the daughter of Elrond, son of Earendil... she goes back a long way, she understands a lot about life, and still, she sees the only mortal even possible for her... and one descended from Beren and Luthien.

Liv probably doesnt even understand Arwen, and i dont think she could protray it faithfully even if she did. blast her!

send liv to the moon... PLEASE! (that way she can't shove her way into TTT :p)

[Adunauriel]

Thank you Tar. I'm glad someone understood what I ment.;) (Even if I didn't)lol

[Ilmarë]

IImare, I think I've just seen you evil side:wicked: ome through. It was a bit scary.
Scary?? Moi?? ...lol only when i really have to be..which isn't all that often... I'm just a lovable li'l Maia spirit.:angel: ..except when i get really ****** off.... then my evil side might come out. I think its a Scorpio thing.... really very tollerant .. can put up with a lot of pushing and shoving... but when i let rip...:flamer: ..or i wait and exact revenge later... Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!... *stopss laughing.. looks around to see them all staring*..What?? lol lol lol

[Eowyn]

hmmmmmmmmm.......erm......ok! :huh: and people say I'm evil :rolleyes:

but I like your reason ok Arwen to the moon

[Ilmarë]

lol No reason to be concerned Eowyn.... was joking... just a wee sweetie really:jester:

[Adunauriel]

I knew you were....;) I am too :angel: . Get on my bad side, or say somthing bad about someone I like...:flamer:... Well then you better Watch Out..... I may be a Pisces, but I can also be a real b***h. Don't worry thou, I like everyone here...;)

[Mirkgirl]

Jeez dare I to step in here? :o

[Adunauriel]

It's ok Mirky... You can come in. I was just venting some stuff. And don't worry, I'll be gone anyways soon. I'm being sent to the moon with Legolas.......:naughty: lol

[Eowyn]

its ok I knew you were kidding.....at least I hoped but seriously I stillkeep getting told I'm evil....something about me wanting voldemort to kill harry :huh: can't see whats wrong with that. :wicked:

so when do you leave for the moon? please send me a postcard! lol

[Adunauriel]

I have no Idea when.... But, I promise you'll be the first person I send a postcard to. lol

[Bonos-Girl]

send us all a postcard.....i'm waiting!!!

[Adunauriel]

Well, we haven't left yet. I'm not certain that rocket is ever going to get off the ground....;)

[Eowyn]

why legolas can't be that heavy?

[Adunauriel]

Nope, he's not. It's all the Legolas lover's who don't want him to got that are holding down the rocket. Plus, I'm not sure I want to leave the Forrest. I think I've decided that it's best if Haldir, or Arwen goes instead.:)

[Eowyn]

ok erm.... we'll send both of them....well we have two spare tickets if you and legolas are not going. lol

[Adunauriel]

Sounds like a capitol idea..... Arwen & Haldir to the Moon!!!!!! lol

[Mirkgirl]

*Mirky comes back with a bigger (a lot bigger) rocket*
*tosses tj, Legolas, Arwen and Haldir in and starts the rocket before they can complain*

I'm sure they'll send postcards don't worry

[Adunauriel]

Quick question there Mirky. Did you send me to the moon? Cause if you did then ......... Weeeeeeeeeeeee, this is fun.....lol

[Eowyn]

lol

[Mirkgirl]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
*Mirky comes back with a bigger (a lot bigger) rocket*
*tosses tj, Legolas, Arwen and Haldir in and starts the rocket before they can complain*

I'm sure they'll send postcards don't worry

I did.... hehe

[Eowyn]

so where are the postcards? lol

[Adunauriel]

You know I totally forgot to buy some before I was thrown into this blasted Rocket.......... lol

[Lady of Rohan]

bah! down with legolas... i like what mirkgirl said earlier here:Originally posted by Mirkgirl
(I'd answer there that I have never liked elves, but the fangirls make me hate 'em)

[Adunauriel]

I don't mind going down with Legolas....:naughty: Ok, I'll take my ming out of the gutter now.....:grin:

[Eowyn]

:naughty: cheeky! you go play with the elves on the moon. :grin:
so what's it like there? lol

[Adunauriel]

Well, it's actually not to bad.... I think this is where all the elves go when they sail to the west..... They've got a whole community up here. It's great......:thumbs: Thanks to Mirky for sending me...:)

[Moraneah]

I fear I have no regard for elves, but I dare not harm them, much of what I learned of archery, did I learn from them.......One must respect one's elders anyway. As most of them are thousands of years old. I am a meer babe to their great age......and I be 600 years of meself.


Elves Rule!!:elf:

[Herenyë]

i wouldnt send anyone cuz they are so cool.....legolas? omgsh i guess u really dont like him.....of course i didnt pick him cuz like he is too cute to go thru that....*heehee*......

[Adunauriel]

Well being that I got sent with Legolas, Arwen & Haldir (who might I say did nothing but get sick the whole way up here). I must say it's not so bad. As I've said before, it's pretty nice up here. I mean hey, we've got a great view of Earth, frsh air to breath (oh yea, the elves devised a way to create oxygen up here), and a beautiful Community (it's kind of a cross between Lothlorien & Rivendell) to live in. I mean who could ask for more then this. It's beautiful.....;) :)

[Herenyë]

i wanna go and be stuck with legolas......heehee......:drool:.....well yup.......so its dat nice up there?......dreams of legolas building or thinking up things he and everyone else are so smart......=)

[Adunauriel]

I think you'll have to get someone to send you. Just so you know thou, the Legolas up here, is my M.E.L.I. Clone. And, I'm not shareing..........lol ;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

now now children lol

we can all share him, ladies, go get your personal clones :grin:

[Adunauriel]

But that's what I said Tar.... The only Legolas up here on the Moon was my clone........:( ;) lol :)

[Herenyë]

oh yea i forgot *smacks myself again* i have a clone.......im so happie i have one my personal* legolas.......he is so omgsh......=D......hopefully i get sent up there with legolas.......*dreams of how it would be up there*.......:drool:

[Eowyn]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
now now children lol

we can all share him, ladies, go get your personal clones :grin:

cheers Tar thanks for the advertising! :thumbs:
you never know we might give you a cut :) lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ooo ooo yeah! :hooray:

lol ok i'll go over there and get another one now that i have that hint of yours, eowyn :grin:

lol

[Adunauriel]

My Legolas clone & I send you all Greatings from the Moon..... ;)

[Herenyë]

Happy Trip!!!!........Me and My Legolas Clone are out on the beach......:drool:......=P

[Bonos-Girl]

i don't have a clone....don't have enough room in my sig unfortunately!!! me and my imaginary clone send you greeting from imaginary world!!!

[Mirkgirl]

eeeek almost half of the voted wouldn't hurt an elf.... what do you do for fun, guys? :huh:

[Adunauriel]

Oh, I can think of lots of things to do for 'fun' with an Elf....... Oh, wait wrong thread.....;)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

um, BG, just to let you know, your sig is only three lines long ... the max is four :grin:

(hmm if ive convinced her to get a clone do i get another one at a discount? ;))

[Herenyë]

Legolas (meaning my clone) and me greets you guys from hawaii! =P......when having fun its more exciting with an elf not a man........=P.......heehee.........

[Adunauriel]

Ah, Hawaii... If only it was here on the moon... Oh the fun that could be had.... Well It's cool up here anyways...;)

[Herenyë]

Me and my clone are planning to go to Atlanta =P......Hopefully I can go to the moon soon.........heehee........and GREETINGS AGAIN!!!!!!! =P

[Eowyn]

wow all these people have big plans for their clones. Bonos-girl you could fit it in your sig then you would have your very own Haldir! ;) imagine the things you could do. not just an imaginary elf he'd be your very own clone :naughty:

[Adunauriel]

I thank you Eowyn for my Legolas Clone... We're haveing loads of fun up here on the moon.....;)

[Herenyë]

Hurrah!!!.....Thanks for the clone *i would be so sad if i didnt have one.....i would be lonely =P*....Legolas and me are having a blast over in Hawaii....=P

[Eowyn]

awwwwwww! I'm helping to bring happiness to so many people lol :grin:

[Adunauriel]

You sure are, I'd be lonely here up on the moon without my Legolas Clone....;) lol

[Eowyn]

still not received a postcard though. :( I'll assume the post office is slow when it has to reach earth from the moon! lol

[Adunauriel]

I still haven't had the chance to send oy one... Dopey me for forgetting.....:p

[Eowyn]

yeah! :whoohoo: I've got my postcard! so it wasn't the mail? :grin: I'm sure it wasn't you being forgetful! lol then again being stuck on a moon with only Legolas for company......I would be distracted as well! :naughty:

[Herenyë]

Thanks again for the CLONE!!!! and here........*haha hehe*

Dear Eowyn,

Legolas (my personal clone of course) and me are having a blast in Hawaii.....We areenjoying the view......thanks again for the clone thing you started!.....and have a great time with Faramir!!!!!!!......have a good day!!!

From PutriLeggie and her clone Legolas....... *messin around thou but hey no problem =P*.......heehee.........=P.......

[Eowyn]

lol glad you're enjoying yourself.

who said science wasn't fun! :naughty:

oh dear I'm in naughty mode again :wicked: this could mean some stupid posts. including this one. :huh:

Faramir also sends his thanks for the postcards!

[Herenyë]

HAHAHA......heehee yup thanks so much!.....heehee......and i dont think thats a stupid post......mine might.....=P.......heehee and yup i guess science is good.......heehee

[Eowyn]

lol you sound like your being tickled? wait I don't want any detials! :o
*puts fingers in ears* lalalalalalalala I can't hear you lalalalala

childish I know but oh so fun! :grin:

[Adunauriel]

Yes I was totally distracted by Legolas.. Don't worry I wont give details, a woman never kisses & tells....;)

[Herenyë]

I was *tickled* but yea........trust me i wont tell.......*legolas is so cute!!!!!!! =P*......hehee

[Eowyn]

lol

[Adunauriel]

It's always good to know we can make you laugh Eowyn....;) lol

[Herenyë]

lol.........heehee

[Adunauriel]

You too P/L........;) lol lol

[Herenyë]

heehee lol

[Eowyn]

anymore news? oh and thank you for making me laugh! :grin:

[Varda]

who? legolas
why? i dont like legolas but i like the other elves very much
well .. hm .. i have to think it over
the book legolas isnt bad at all
but the movie legolas is .. :-/

greetings,

varda

[Tar-Ancalimë]

heh... cool, someone who isnt in here drooling over leggy :grin:

so who is your fav char, varda?

[Mirkgirl]

She doesn't drool and she picks on PJ (Leggsie or anything else, doesn't matter)... I luv ya Varda lol

j/k... mostly.... hey Tar I need the citadel to sponsor me with some fuel for the rocket.... get on this girl

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ha! you wish :p

hmm well i have to consult with my fellow mods heehee

[Mirkgirl]

mmmm that'll never happen this way...

*Mirky gathers her group of Rangers and steals the fuel*

You can't do nothing legally these days *sigh* *wink*

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hey, wait, those were all my Rangers... come back here you guys!!! who started the men worshipping thread? whos forum is this?? hehhehheh

ahem!! you used a double negative thats a big :nono:

[Mirkgirl]

Double negation is perfectly acceptable in Bulgarian... English is just weird.... and those are my Rangers.... you have the soldiers of Gondor...

[Tar-Ancalimë]

yeah but are you speaking bulgarian? i dont think so pfbbt lol

yeah, i have all those soldiers... ok, truce then, if youll leave them alone :p

[Herenyë]

Calm down people geesh......lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

calm? calm? who's calm??

lol... its ok P/L ignore our discussion about men in an elf thread :rolleyes: lol

[Mirkgirl]

The discussion is straight on topic... we're sending elves to the moon, but we need some help so I'm using the rangers.... and I'm not the calm type sorry... Tar pretends to be sometimes... but does that poorly... and yes honster I said you can have them and you can... now am I gentle or what?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

awww youre a wonderful friend honster :)

*tar loves mirky*

ok... now lets really send some elves to the moon so i can agree with you that we are on topic :grin:

[Mirkgirl]

LOL

So who are we sending?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Legolas; hes winning the poll :p

[Mirkgirl]

eeeeek you made me look at the poll... how come almost half of the users wouldn't dare to hurt an elf? Plus they won't hurt him/her... just send to moon pffbt

[Adunauriel]

Well, someone allready sent My Legolas clone & I to the moon... But it's a great Party up here, so the more the merrier....;) lol :) :thumbs:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

heh heh *tar resists the evil urge she got to correct tj's grammar*

ok well forget the clone we'll send the real thing... mirkys right, anyhow, its not harming them...

well except if youre up there it just might be :naughty:

aww im kidding tj lol

[Mirkgirl]

and who was that someone.... me heeeheeeee

lol Tar

[Adunauriel]

It was you Mirky...... I couldn't remember, I guess I've been on the Moon too long....;) :thumbs: :) lol

[Herenyë]

is it nice up there? lol

[Adunauriel]

It's beautiful, like an Elven Paradise.....;) :) :grin: :cool:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

huh. and here i was, always thinking the moon was cold and empty and dusty. hehheh

[Adunauriel]

Yep, it's what they (the Elves) want people to think... It's the way they keep people from comeing back....;) :) :thumbs:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

lol then how come they told you about it? hehheh

[Mirkgirl]

dunno, but if that's such a good place why don't you all elf droolers go there? heehee ;)

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Tar-Ancalimë
lol then how come they told you about it? hehheh Because I'm totally special.....;) :)

[Erana]

noe they're too pretty....wait Arwen she was pattifingering Frodo

[Adunauriel]

:wave:Greetings to all from the Moon... Again... I figured it was about time to say Hi...;) lol

[Mirkgirl]

So the elves told you and you told everyone else? I knew elves were smart...

*Mirky waves back to Adun from mother Earth*

[Lessa]

Hi Adun are you planning on coming back to earth or are you too happy up there?

Lessa

[lourdelia]

arwen coz like in the book all she does is marry aragorn, so whats with the big heroic "i'll save you frodo" scene :nono:

but the movies still pretty good

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Mirkgirl
So the elves told you and you told everyone else? I knew elves were smart...

*Mirky waves back to Adun from mother Earth* Well, that's my bad, but I didn't tell the exact Location. So, it's still safe....:thumbs:
Hi Adun are you planning on coming back to earth or are you too happy up there? Well, Lessa I haven't thought on that too much.. I really like it up here...Legolas (my clone) & I are really haveing a great time.. It's a paradise up here...:) :cool:

[Herenyë]

Next time well hopefully when you get back down im going up there and ill be in heaven lol heehee *me and my clone are doing just fine thank you! lol*

[Mirkgirl]

Well now they are more safe as id never go where elves are... but all those fangirls will run there... and theyre enough to cover all the moon.... I doubt theyre safe ;)

[Adunauriel]

We're ok as long as the location doesn't get leaked... I don't plan on giving that bit of info away....:) :grin: