The Mirky Alfie Thread of Weirdness

[AlienFX007]

Hi Mirky! :wave:

[AlienFX007]

Darn you, Mirky! I'll just drink by myself then :if only I could remember what it was called give me a moment...:

[AlienFX007]

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[AlienFX007]

beer, who knew? :p

[A! Elbereth]

wha?????

[AlienFX007]

Sorry, forget to capitalize.

Beer, who knew?

[A! Elbereth]

huh???????

[AlienFX007]

chugga chugga chugga chugga :beer: Mirky where are you? :beer: :beer: lip skip ba dip ba do dap she wap :beer:

[Mirkgirl]

Here am I you crazy alien entdraught :guzzle:

[Mirkgirl]

Now the extraterrestrial ran away ))):
Blah who cares anyway it's the drink alone day for sure
:beer: :guzzle:

[Catz]

*catz scurries in*
I'll drink with you......
*looks around and realises everyone has gone.....*
Oh well....like Mirky said.....designated drink alone day....:guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle: HIC!!! lol
:catz:

[Fatty]

Hmmm I am not surprised you ladies drink alone, given your strange avtion. Three weird sisters indeed ;-) Though thankfuly I am not the Thane of Cawdor :-) LOL How i do make myself laugh. A rare talent................

[Catz]

just keep takin the pills Fatty......;)
:catz:

[Beregond]

Okay . . . two things

Number One: You are all drunk.

Number Two: I have no idea what the heck is going on here. Will someone please explain this to me?

[Catz]

cant.....hic.....caushhh i'm........hic.......drunk......hic....:snooze:
;)
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

I really couldnt say....

[Mirkgirl]

Blah I'd give you some background that'll take you to the ground rolling of laughter but I have to run!!!

And catz have one from me too entdraugh !!! Welcome to the LA (lonely alchoholics lol)

A fast :guzzle: and I'm outta here!

[Mirkgirl]

And if the extraterrestrial comes soon entdraugh how dare you not to wait for me ;)

[Catz]

*grins* cheers mirky....entdraught
but do you think these guys are up to our background details???:o :evilcool: all three of us might be too much for them....lol
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

Hummmmm you're right catz (as always maybe ;) )

But yet I don't think they'll be safe for long time...

P.S. Cheers entdraught

[AlienFX007]

So I leave and then they come :beer: Well, I'm back bwahahahahaha :beer:

[AlienFX007]

background details would take a bit ;) :beer:

[Mirkgirl]

We made it intentionally, hon.... wait I meant we didn't make it intentionally... well whatever I seems I got lost (or drunk ;) )
entdraught

I'll have some more no matter what :beer:

[AlienFX007]

Here, I've made this weird poem:

I know an elf
His name is Smelf
He smells like poo
How bout you?

Isn't that strange?

:beer: :beer: :p

[Catz]

not from you......no:p lol
*glances at Aliens sig*what is it with this marshmallow thing Alien?????
and dont think i dont know what your doing with an unlimited supply of them and some hapless elves:nono:
enough to drive a kitty to the drink....heheh if she werent already there lol :guzzle:
:catz:

BTW.....did you know that they have discovered the the universe is coffee coloured?.....a shade that they have decided to call Cosmic Latte....i think i preferred it when they thought it was turquoise.....but BEIGE!!!!pfbbt ....explains a lot tho ;) lol lol

[Gil-Galad]

OHHHHHH! Look at all the pretty dots!

Look im a king!:king:

Did you know that if you stare at the sun for a long period of time it hurts?

I think ill take another pull:guzzle:

Everybody clap your hands

:hooray: :hooray: :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:

Wooooo! Im feeling weird!

YOu can tune a piano, but you cant tune-a-fish!

:naughty: :naughty:

[Elentari]

Alien, Mirky, Catz.....glad to see you're all enjoying yourselves!;)
If I may further add to the 'happiness' ........
the next round is on me! :grin:
Cheers!:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[Mirkgirl]

Welcome Elentari entdraught !
Look I'm an elf :elf:.... no I'm not that drunk.... yet
That looks like Haldir don't you think :o

[Elentari]

Hmm......Haldir? Yeah, Mirky;
I'd say that's a pretty good likeness! :elfeek:

[Gil-Galad]

An exellent likeness i would say!

Can i be weird too? I already think im strange, off my rocker, lost my marbles, not playing with a full deck of cards, or mabey ive had to many of theseentdraught

[Elentari]

Everybody staying weird in here???

hearnoevil

Well ok; I was just making sure! ;)

[Mirkgirl]

You can be weird, but I doubt you need a permission!
entraught to all weird people!
:beer: or :guzzle: like a real weird one ;)

[AlienFX007]

:beer: :chugga: I don't actually need this stuff to be weird, don't you agree? :beer: :p

entdraught to the weirdness

[AlienFX007]

marshmallows are so soft and delicious

[Mirkgirl]

I agree rofl *pulls herself back together all dead serious*

Yes for aliens they are (I wouldn't believe no matter of the pic hon)

[Gil-Galad]

Fatty is a monkey! Fatty is a monkey!

You can tune a piano but you cant tune a fish

I dont need andy drinks to be weird, im already strange

[Mirkgirl]

I won't go there again Gil

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley

This was quote of day in my mail :angel:

[A! Elbereth]

You just quoted him Mirk lol ;)

[Mirkgirl]

I haven't heard of him before and after all, the man must had that intention to say it ;)

[A! Elbereth]

lol

[Catz]

time for drinkies :guzzle: :guzzle:
good girl Mirky....we definitely dont want a repeat of the monkey incident.......wonder if hes any relation to Peter Benchly???
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

who?????
:beer: entdraught :beer: entdraught

[Mirkgirl]

I'll join you :guzzle:

I don't think he has:

Robert Charles Benchley, b. Worcester, Mass., Sept. 15, 1889, d. Nov. 21, 1945, was a humorist, drama critic, and film actor. His whimsical sketches, collected under such titles as Of All Things (1921), From Bed to Worse (1934), My Ten Years in a Quandary (1936), Inside Benchley (1941), and Benchley Beside Himself (1943), are mostly about people confronted with the complex absurdities of modern life.

And nice quotes he has: It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.

[PrinceImrahil]

ok....
What's going on in here....

Might as well join u all!:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

[PrinceImrahil]

You know....The beer in these cups is very dark.
More like Coke or Root Beer. :beer: :beer:

[Gil-Galad]

YOu insult the beer!?!
And their they brewed an so brown that the man in the moon himself came down to drink his fill


/me takes princy roughly by the collar and boots him out the window, but leaves the door open*

Hte very idea

Now... back to the wierdbness...

[AlienFX007]

lol

There will be no booting of the drinkers, regardless of the drink! :beer: <~~coke, beer, who cares? let's toast!~~ :beer:

So I guess my weirdness thread has turned into a bar ;) :entdraught

[Catz]

dont they all??? *catz looks puzzled for a moment...then decides to have another beer...*
still....its a mighty fine way to go.....lol entdraught :guzzle: :beer:
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

It's dark beer (is dark used in english... whatever, I'll just assume it's one of those drunk mistakes if not)

And every thread needs some drinking (maybe the same reason :p )

I got too carried away and even not weird enough lol

entdraught :beer: :guzzle:

[Gil-Galad]

Well, lets get back to the weirdness...

waouldint it be cool if grass was ornge?!?:naughty:

[AlienFX007]

when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, I'll forgive you if you scream so loud I go deaf :p

[Mirkgirl]

What do you mean 'if grass was ornge'? It is ornge :o

[AlienFX007]

It is NOT! Grass is purple, you drunken fool :p

[A! Elbereth]

No no no no! You all have it wrong! Grass is rainbow coloured!!!! DUH!!! But I mostly love the color of the trees... as Red as can be... *sighs*

[Catz]

nah....thats just your eyeballs...hic....or maybe its mine??....hic....whatever.....i am not as thunk as you drink i am either!!! heheheh.....:guzzle: :guzzle: :snooze:
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

Who is drunk? Look at yourself - if I had two heads I wouldn't be using them both for drinking! :o

:guzzle: :guzzle:

What was I saying... oh yes did you notice that green dog oved there? Or was it a penguin... I always mistake 'em :guzzle: Oh well it looked like a mouse, but way too big IMO :huh:
*Mirky falls under the table on the cussions (I'm provident, am I not?) and starts snorring so loud that... [the author falls unconscious here]

[Catz]

*catz cracks open an eyelid and sees Mirky snoring on the pillows uner the table...*
Mmmmm pillows:naughty:
*.....sneaks out a paw and steals one, then curls up for a snooze, after chasing the penguin out from under the table.....:snooze: *
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

what penguin...that was a butterfly...i'm getting confused....

[Mirkgirl]

*Mirky finally wakes up and notices catz still sleeping.... oh well that's a cat snoozle ;) on one of her pillows :angry:

Oh well kitty I had my sleep and you have chased the penguin (what butterfly, you mean the hanging spider?) away...

:beer: ohhhh :embarras: this was supposed to be post without drinking... well only one :angel:

[Mirkgirl]

Catz, we are in the house of Tom Bombadil, I feel scared ARGGG!

[AlienFX007]

Arggg Grrr Growl Jeepers, Mr. Wilson! :beer:

[Arwen]

how many forums are you two going to corrupt? :evilcool:

hehe jk...I love the Mirky/Alfie weirdness :thumbs:

[Catz]

excuse me......but i do believe i corrupted them, before they corrupted LOTROL......lol and did a fair bit of coruppting on my own behalf too i might add!!!;) lol roflmao lol
and im not in the pervy hobbit fanciers house any more Mirky....but it took some serous posting to get out!!! *wipes brow*:naughty: lol lol

[Arwen]

ooo i see how it is....so what's next on the list of corruption? the world? ;)

[Polly Sandybanks]

I just realised that I must be very weird to read this entire weird-thread! :elfeek:

And.. it feels as if I've gone a few months back in time to another forum. :stomper:

*thinks for a bit* Hmm.. nice. :hooray:

I might as well join you. :beer: :guzzle: entdraught

And how about a hobbit wiggle wiggle dance!!?!

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wave: :wiggle: :wiggle: :whoohoo: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wave: :wiggle: :wiggle:

[Catz]

well....ive never been averse to a drinkie....;) lol :beer: which can tend to lead to dancing....:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: cheers all lol
:catz:

[Arwen]

Originally posted by Polly Sandybanks

And.. it feels as if I've gone a few months back in time to another forum. :stomper:



So its not just me then? De ja vu....:rolleyes:

[Polly Sandybanks]

LOL lol

:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

[Catz]

gives things a nice homey feel, i find....lol roflmao roflmao lol
:catz:

[Arwen]

yes..that must be it roflmao :grin:

[Algamesh]

Hey ... where's the whiskey? You gals need a nip o' the Kentucky moonshine to really getcha whoopin' and hollerin'. Hic-cup!

It's alright lil' darlins ... let Algy drive ya home ... hehe!

[Catz]

*catz peers curiously at Algamesh, who is attempting to walk uphill on a flat floor*
Hmmmm think i'll stick with the scotch if you dont mind....i hope your horse knows the way home *glances out the window at the retreating figure of Algies horse*
Yep.....your horse knows the way home alright.....
lol lol

[Arwen]

LOL catz! lol roflmao

[Polly Sandybanks]

LOL! lol lol

[Kwijibo]

This is a weird thread. So I can be weird here. Thank you.
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
QUACK QUACK I'm a duck! QUACK QUACK
:wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :whoohoo: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle: :wiggle:

You will never hear ... surf music again ...

notworthy ALL HAIL JIMI! SAVIOUR OF THE WEIRD! notworthy

[Mirkgirl]

Too much time off the forums, and soon I'll be off again.... But I'll get off his hands and house before that I hope ;)

:guzzle: :guzzle: :guzzle:

Some drinks make the mood! Drinks on me!

[Kwijibo]

Has anyone noticed how much this looks like the Fish-Slapping Dance done by Monty Python?

John Cleese --------> :trout: <--------- Michael Palin

I love smilies! :wave: :whoohoo: :wiggle: :wiggle: :whoohoo: :wave:

[Catz]

yep :grin:
Ahhh...the fish slap dance......a high point of English culture IMHO lol lol
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

Where is Alien anyway!? :huh: :huh: :huh:

[Mirkgirl]

I don't know about her, but I'm back (hopefully) to stay for more (:

Have a drink or two (or... ;) ) on me entdraught

:guzzle: myself :)

[Catz]

and about time missy....we've missed ya Mirky...glad youre back:thumbs: :cool:
:catz:

[Polly Sandybanks]

welcome back Mirky! :)

things are just not the same without you two!

[Mirkgirl]

It's great to be back :)

Now all we need is an alien *sends a signal in the open space and just in case checks the backyard tree for spaceships*

verymad (smoke signals lol)

[Catz]

yeah...just set light to Haldir.....that should do it :naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

roflmao roflmao roflmao

He's handy for any occasion, right?

[Catz]

Yup!!!......just like a boy scout but he burns better:elfeek: :naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Goldilocks]

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Gor es wor blurry goofun tonight though. Ooof. Tumbled over,

[Mirkgirl]

*Mirky offers a pillow... and finds Catz have usurped them all. "Well kitty you won't spoil my month's... erm week's good deed" *carefully pulls a pillow under the cat and slides it to Goldilocks just in time*

:guzzle: Nothing like a well deserved drink :grin:

[Lurtz]

HERE"S TOO MY LAST DAY BEFORE I'M A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:stomper: :king: :elf: :guzzle: :wicked: :beer: :beer: :beer: :guzzle: :guzzle: :boohoo: :jester: :hooray: entdraught entdraught entdraught :brave: :beer: hearnoevil aye...i'm a pit drunk now...and i'm only 14...hic...belch....blah....

[Mirkgirl]

Another pillow?!?

[Goldilocks]

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Tanks Mirky.

Argor sworeal brilleve with Lurtz and Catz. Dun stupid care bout Kyle stupid prat. Feel sicky though. Oops.

[Catz]

*catz wakes up and looks around*
Hey!!!....whos taken all the pillows?????
ooohhh drinkies!!!! dont mind if i do....
entdraught :beer: :guzzle:
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

I'll just join... :beer: :guzzle: :beer: entdraught

[Goldilocks]

Ugh. Wish was dead. Am never, ever going to drink again for rest of life. Excuse me while I take Mirky's pillow and die upon it.

[Goldilocks]

Oooh. Could really fancy some chips. Anyone else for chips? I'm buying. . .

[Goldilocks]

Okay, I hate wine. I am 25 years old, and I just can't stand the stuff. But I look simply ridiculous if I'm at a wedding or a party, someone offers me a glass of wine, I say "No thanks," and people look at me like I suddenly sprouted a third eye. Well, no longer. Now, as I sit by my computer, I have(within my grasp) a glass of white wine. Sophisticated people drink wine. Classy people drink wine. I'm sick of getting a coke and looking like I'm underage. Therefore, I am going to get sloshed tonight and drink the whole friggin bottle, if I have to until I like it!!!!!!

Now, if that post wasn't wierd, I don't know what is!!!(Besides Pil perhaps - just kidding, girl!)

[Mirkgirl]

Being weird is the point of this thread... and entdraught Goldilocks