More Christmas "Lyrics"

[Black Rider]

i've had many "requests" for some more parodies on holiday songs so here's a short one. others are MORE than welcome to use this thread if they decide to create a parody.

Here comes Saruman
(Here comes Santa Clause)

Here comes Saruman
Here comes Saruman
Right down Isengard Lane
Wormtongue and Lurtz and all his henchmen
are readying their way
Wheels are spinning, fires are burning
All is dismal and grey.
Hang your hopes and say your battle-cries,
'Cause Saruman comes today

Here comes Saruman
Here comes Saruman
Right down Isengard Lane
He's got a palantir that is filled with evil
for the orcs and uruks again.
Hear those armies marching, marching
What a terrible sight.
Jump in bed, cover up your head,
'Cause Saruman comes tonight

[Tar-Ancalimë]

awesome! creative and interesting, the lyrics are stuck in my brain already... "here comes Saruman, here comes..." lol

well done, i cant help singing it to myself... :grin:

[Nessa the Dancer]

That's very good Black Rider lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Ahhh, more! Thats so funny, you're good!lol roflmao

[Daisy Gamgee]

haha, thats even better than the 12 days!! Keep 'em coming!lol

[Black Rider]

lol well thank you all. it certainly is... erm... encouraging.

[Smaug]

i'll guess i'll have to post my festive cheer on here then.....:D

[Smaug]

On the first day of the fellowship, Lord Elrond gave to me:

12 dire warnings
11 evil portents
10 dark pronouncements
9 scary ringwraiths
8 crazy nights - oops wrong movie
7 names for Strider
6 names for Gandalf
A Dwarf and an Eeeeeelf
A Wizard with bad hair
3 stupid Hobbits
2 filthy Men
And One Ring to ru-ule them all!


And now for my creation. It is meant to be sung to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman' but I am not entirely sure if it fits...if you find it doesn't...then just treat it as a poem :D !

Sauron the eyeball
thats always reathed in flame
a disembodied bad guy
that will never be the same

One look into the palantir
You come under his spell
Then he sends out the Uruk-kai
And he makes your life a hell....

What harm can he do?
When he has no arms or legs?
But nine scary invisible guy's
that are all really quite dead!

It is pathetic
that it's all about a ring
A bunch of (quite cute!) grown men
fighting over such a thing

Come on! It's jewellery
Sauron is wasting all this time!
Coz he can buy it from Argos*
For only eleven ninety nine!


*Argos is a catalogue shop in the UK.

[Black Rider]

that's so cool!~ good job, Smaug! i love it. have you seen my version of '12 days"? it's a bit similar. i look forward to any more parodies of yours.

[Smaug]

I haven't seen ur 12 days...do share!

I am working on more!

[Black Rider]

it's in the forum "i have too much free time..." because, well, i really do have too much free time doing nonsense things like that. go check it out. it is probably a bit down on the list.

[Aranel]

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

Yes, Smaug, and it comes in its own lightup presentation box, complete with chain to wear it on too!
btw whereabouts in york are you? surely not at the uni?

[ImDaMom]

I originally posted this in Christmas Carol, but I think it fits here better (just found this forum)

WE FOUR HOBBITS (To the tune We Three Kings)

We four hobbits
Run from the shire
Hiding from an eye that’s on fire
With a gold ring
That’s an evil thing
How was I stuck with this

REFRAIN

Oooooooohhhhhhhhhhh
Ones a king and ones an elf
Ones a creature who talks to himself
With the precious
What a mess this is
I want to go back home



Heading to the famed cracks of doom
Wishing I was back in my room
Aragorn’s dirty,
Boromirs surly
Legolas thinks he’s cute

Oooooooohhhhhhh (refrain)

Gandalf fell to make his escape
Gimli’s "playing" under his cape
Sam’s my friend
Until the end
I have had happier thoughts

Ooooooohhhhhhhh (refrain)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol roflmao roflmao hard to stay on ones chair through this!:thumbs:

[Aranel]

lol lol lol

[Galadriel]

these are so great. i wish i was this creative.

[ImDaMom]

2 short verses to the tune of White Christmas
(I need to find something more to do with my life :D)

I’m dreaming of a small hobbit
Who has the one ring I desire
While my orcs may battle
And die like cattle
The ring’s hiding in the shire

I’m dreaming of a small hobbit
Who holds the key to my success
May he shortly bring me the ring
And may Aragorn never be king.

[Ithielnor]

lol just great lol

[ImDaMom]

OKOKOK- Leaving on a Jet Plane isnt a christmas song, but hey, I thought I'd like to use the tune anyway.


Well I've packed the ring
I’m ready to go
Sam is calling
"Mr Frodo"
I hate to say goodbye to Rivendell
But the wizard’s waiting
The elf is too
The dwarf is grumpy
And starting to stew
The men are getting dirty as we speak

The ring now has trapped us all
Humankind will start to fall
Elves are leaving middle earth each day
We’re leaving on a quest thing
Don’t know if we can break the ring
Oh boy, I hate to go

The time is coming
To hurry away
Merry and Pippin
Are starting to stray
I wish that we could leave them both behind
Coz they’re starting to bug me
With all of their sass
They’re too busy playing
To help save my ***
Why isnt there an orc when you need him?

refrain