Funny things that'll never happen 2 u

[Erana]

Me to Orlando Bloom: I love you!
Orli: i love you to!
Me: I've loved you ever since I could remember!
Orli; Will you marry me?
Me: YES!*:cuddles:*


Heh ur turn!

[Beleglotiel]

*i wake up one morning and look ni the mirror*
me: Since when do I have pointy ears, long blond hair, and beautiful skin?

[Eowyn]

I wake up in the morning to discover I have hairy feet and longer, wild hair and I've shrunk argh! :o

[Beleglotiel]

*i put a quarter in the prize machine, I open the little plastic container*
me: oh, cool, a gold ring, and look, it has weird looking words on it.
*i put it on and i disappear* ;)

[Erana]

*wakes up with wedding ring on looks over and Orlando's asleep next to me* *he wakes up and says "Hello, Mrs.Bloom"*
*I fall into his warm arms and the rest is history*

[Eowyn]

*I'm dancing on the tables in the pub and I slip and the ring pops on my finger *
whoops
*I dissappear*
(and run out the pub no way would I reappear in the pub :blush:
Aranel do not let me get drunk and try this! :nono:

[Beleglotiel]

*i'm walking down the street and sit on a bench to wait for the bus and happen to look at the person sitting next to me and it's ORLANDO* :grin:

[Erana]

*i am walking down the streets of New York and I know I'm being followed by unscrupliuos men i start to run down an alley way then relize it's a dead end! I look around for a place to hide or climb up there is nothing. the men r closing in fast making evil noises at me. I turn to fight them off using Judo and stuff, But then I realize they all have guns and r going to shoot me! I decide to go out kicking and screaming and attack. I am soon over powered and b4 they can do anything Orlando leaps down with the police and arrest them! then I live happily ever after with my Orli!*

[Beleglotiel]

Now THAT would NEVER happen! lol

[Erana]

It may!

[Eowyn]

yeah I mean the police being helpful?

[Beleglotiel]

Oh suuuuuuuure, you wish!!

[Erana]

Actully I don't like the police, do u know they're trained to lie on the stand even under oath?

[Beleglotiel]

hmm, didn't know that. But i prolly could have guessed it.

[Eowyn]

what a surprise :rolleyes: anyway back to the topic at hand.....

[Erana]

The phone number that is supposed to be Orlando blooms number reeally is

[Beleglotiel]

i am running barefoot through a field flourishing with wild flowers, the breeze is blowing through my hair, I am dressed in a beautiful long white gown. i'm laughing as my husband chases after me and i playingly fall onto the comfortable grass and he trips over me. He pulls himself close to me and kisses me on my neck. Then I share a pasionate kiss with my love................Legolas :loveyou:

[Erana]

nice one!Beleglotiel!!

[Erana]

ok this is kinda sad but this is a true dream i've had a coule of times!

I'm fighting next to Aragorn everyones scxattered helter skelter I'm running killing urk-hia looking for Orlando. Then I hear Aragorn scream my name and sumthing else I can't understand! I run towards him and see Orlando wounded and beyond any help we can offer. "You dumb brood I told u 2 stay away! he can't die until u get here!" Aragorn growls as I fall to my knees next to Orli and cry as he smiles one last time and kisses me he says "I have always loved you." and he dies in my arms! Then I join a covent and become a nun forever to be alone! I hated that dream

[Eowyn]

:loveyou: opps! drifted off there!

I walk into a bar to discover the cute guy asking for my number is Dom :loveyou:

[Erana]

Dom is hot

[Eowyn]

yep! :drool:

[Beleglotiel]

yep
Oh, sad dream Erana

[Erana]

I know I awoke crying like a baby

[Beleglotiel]

Oh poor thing! I have fantasies of me with Leggy all the time and I enjoy them all! I day dream about him lots during school.

[Erana]

I dream mostly about Orlando Bloom he and I are useally secret agents for British intelegence! or CIA!

[Eowyn]

interesting imagination you've got there! lol

[Beleglotiel]

lol that sounds like fun. A little James Bond type thing. He alwasy gets the girl in the end ;)

[Erana]

Yah but in my dreams we don't have sex unlike James Bond who has slept with over a 100 women!

[Beleglotiel]

As if you wouldn't like it if you did! ;) :naughty:

[Erana]

I'll never have sex until I'm married!

[Beleglotiel]

Oh surrrrrrrrre, lol j/k

[Eowyn]

really! very admirable. I keep saying that but I've never even had a boyfriend so its a bit pointless commenting really.

[Beleglotiel]

I feel the same on that issue. abstenence is the way to go.

[Eowyn]

maybe I'm too fussy but there's no point in dating someone unless you actually feel something is there?

[Beleglotiel]

Me too. People are over telling me at school to go out with this one guy who I barely even know! So know i'm trying to get to know him and see what happens

[Catz]

well i have to say i applaud the sentiments.......but i also have to say that until youre in the situation you really cant say how youd react.......looking at this from the vantage of a few more years experience i can say that its VERY easy to get carried away.......thats not necessarily a bad thing......but its not necessarily good either......its like anything in life....you go into it with your eyes open.......and that applies to boyfriends just as much as sex;) lol
:catz:

[Beleglotiel]

Hmm, wise words from a wise woman! ;)

[Eowyn]

I know catz but thank you for the words of wisdom! notworthy
I bow to your greatness lol

now would you care to comment on the funny things that'll never happen to you? lol

where's B he'll have loads! lol ;)

[Beleglotiel]

B?? who's that

[Eowyn]

Bawax. you must have come across him.
terrible flrt! lol Catz will tell you! lol

[Beleglotiel]

Ah, yes, I have encountered him before.

[Eowyn]

mind you Sindarin and little Devil are quite good at this sort of thing as well. hmmm.....don't think they're here. well we'll have to think of some! lol

[Beleglotiel]

I am a flirt sometimes lol

[Eowyn]

and me! I'm an encouraging flirt especially after a drink lol but its fun! don't you agree?

[Beleglotiel]

I wouldn't know about that. But i am a good flirt when i am sober lol

[Eowyn]

I usually need a bit of drink to relax me. I do flirt though because its fun!

[Beleglotiel]

Sorry, but i'm not old enough to drink

[Eowyn]

how old are you?

[Beleglotiel]

13 heh i'm usually the baby of the forums :gaga:

[Eowyn]

awww bless. what am I saying! sorry. young and innocent I'm sure :angel: until you met us that is :wicked:

[Beleglotiel]

lol oh yeah! That is surely the case! heehee

[Elbereth]

Hi - how did this thread turn to boyfriends etc??
Yesterday visited relative who talked to my mum about whether I had a boyfriend! At lunch!! while I was sitting there!! *%£^*£T&&$£^%*£%"$&^*"%$£&^&"£%%&%
ugh I think I'll go die of shame in a corner somewhere
they were even calculating how long it would be b4 I was married
I've never had a boyfriend ever and I probably won't for ages cos I'm so busy trying 2 do exams etc so I will have to endure humiliation for years :boohoo:mecry

[Eowyn]

poor thing! my parents don't ask! well actually I've just got really good at avoiding the subject. even though there's nothing to tell!

[Beleglotiel]

Sometimes I just tell my mom all about stuff. But, then there are times when I do things that I like to keep secret ;) (and get your mind out of the gutter before you reply to that)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

anyone mind if i move this to humor? it reeeally doesnt belong here

[Beleglotiel]

I don't.............

[Erana]

I'm never gonna date so i'm never gonna be in those kinda position and blah blah blah. i'm not allowed 2 date.blah....don't really wanna and hopw the heck did this go from dreams 2 b/f?

[Erana]

ok I live way out in the woods and ppl break down alot so we let them use our phone right> well here's my dream!
I'm home alone on the net chattering away with friends. I hear the doorbell ring, I'm blasting Effel65 in Blue, and I answer the door and I'm like what the Heck do u want? Not reckonizing him. he's like umm..can i use ur phone? I'm like sure but if u try anything u'll regret it! Ummm...do u know who I am?he asks. yah but do u think thats gonna sway me? umm... never mind.
then my dad drives up!(my dad would kill any guy if he asked me out!)so I hide him then we live happiky ever after!

stupid but hey I can dream riugtht/

[Eowyn]

lol interesting dream!

[Beleglotiel]

That's just really weird

[Eowyn]

lol
so Bele where is your happy place?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ahem. sorry for the interruption but this has been moved to humor.

thank you

[Eowyn]

thats ok we don't mind! :grin: thanks for letting us know Tar! and Happy new year! entdraught

[Beleglotiel]

My happy place, Eowyn??

Umm.........................

[Herenyë]

to wake up in the morning and receive a phone call from orlando and telling me that i am going with him to a party and then we become boyfriend and girlfriend.....lol

[Beleglotiel]

Nah, my happy place is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than that!! :)

[Herenyë]

huh?

[Beleglotiel]

What do you mean........'huh?'

[Herenyë]

got lost i just figured out who you were refering to with your post lol so yea uhhh okay......

[Beleglotiel]

Yeah................... lol lol

[Eowyn]

come on happy place? :huh:

[Beleglotiel]

What do you think it has in it?

[Herenyë]

your happy place is at your house! lol jk........my funny thing is to get into a jacuzzi with Legolas or Orli.....jk lol

[Moraneah]

Bele, your happy place is my happy place, but with different charactors.....:thumbs:

[Beleglotiel]

How do you know that?

[Herenyë]

Well if you guys are taking about that then my favorite place is anywhere with Legolas or Orlando.....:loveyou: lol

[Gatsby]

well mine will never happen in a million years unless some weird portal opens up... i wake up and i'm in middle earth, preferably in rivendell or minas tirith somewhere like that; of cours ei'll be a bit taller and i'll be able to handle a sword like no ones business
out
gatsby
p.s come on portal!

[Beleglotiel]

lol
My happy place has lots of happy things in it and things that make me happy!!!