Misheard LotR lines

[Wilwarin]

Have you ever misheard what any of the characters say? Some times you couldn't understand them so your mind kind of makes up words to put in their mouth? I saw this on another forum once and it can be pretty funny sometimes! That is why I put it in the humor forum. (This covers both movies, by the way).

OK, I guess I should go first, even though mine aren't that funny:

In FotR when Pippin and Merry are sword fighting with Boromir just before the Crebain come, I though I head Merry say "You fart good, Pippin"! Though I know that's not what he says, that's what I heard the fist time I saw it!

My brother thought that Gandalf says "We must take the paths of Caradhras", when he really says "pass of Caradhras".


OK I may have more later if I can remember them. Hopefully you guys have some that are more funny.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

i thought you look good pippen was 'not good, pippen'!

when i found out the real one i felt so dumb... i had just thought that merry was teasing him and pippen didnt notice ;)

oh yeah and 'looks like meats back on the menu boys' the first few times i watched ttt i thought he said 'looks like <name of orc he just killed>'s better than me boys!' lol which made no sense whatsoever

[Wilwarin]

roflmao That last one was funny!

[A! Elbereth]

When Gandalf throws Sam on the table at Bag End, I thought he said, "What did you hear? SQUEAK!"

I started to laugh and was soon corrected by my sister who *did hear it correctly.

[Black Rider]

roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol

[Wilwarin]

OK, I remembered some more:

When Faramir asks Sam if he is Frodo's body gaurd I though Sam said "his gaurdian"!

My brother thought Gimli called Aragorn "Manny" in TTT, when actually he said "Laddie"

Here's some more from my brother:

Saruman in FotR: "You shale taste vengence!"

When Gimli tells Legolas in TTT "Let him go, lad. Let him be" He didn't understand the first line and thought he was speaking Elvish! He thought he said "Un golad" or something like that! Then he thought the line after that was the translation!

OK, my sister thought Théoden said to Wormtongue: "Your leachcraft would have me walking on all fours like a beast!"

That's all I can remember right now.

[Lady Ashley]

Umm...I thought Theoden HAD said that last one.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

me too.... so what does he really say??

[Galadriel]

When I first saw fotr at the part when the fellowship is in Moria and the Balrog pulls Gandalf down and he saw Fly your fools at first I thought he said Fry you fools

[Little Devil]

lol

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

When the fellowship is starting to form at Elrond's meeting i thought Gandalf said "I will help you bear this bourbon"entdraught

[squirrel]

lol! in norwegan when something sucks you say it is elendig and that sounds just like elendil so when Aragorn jumps down on the uruk-hai at the end of FotR and screams Elendil my friend thought he said "ELENDIG" hehe

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by Lady Ashley Thalionwen
Umm...I thought Theoden HAD said that last one.

It was word for word (according to the TTT script online):

"Your witchcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast!"

[Erana]

When i first saw FOTR when Gandalf is in the Shire as Bilbo is leaving I thought he said "Bilbo Baggins, do u take me as cheap trick?!" heh I have since corrected that mistake!

[Wilwarin]

Yeah, I knew he said "witchcraft" My sister thought he said "leachcraft". I guess she's not the only one!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Originally posted by A! Elbereth
(according to the TTT script online) yes except this online script has many errors. why quote it as though it were canon? they could easily be wrong.

[Lady Arien]

On the extended DVD, when they are trying to figure out how to open the gates of Moria, Gandalf, after many fruitless attempts, plops himself down on a rock and says (at least it sounds like...) "Oh, Jesus!"

Had to play it over about 5 times before we realized he was actually saying "Oh, it's useless!"

[Catz]

ok........next person to go check out what Theoden says to wormy........co i thought it was leechcraft too!! lol
:catz:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

lol... do we have to wait til the dvd to know for sure? ... how else would we really know :huh:

[Aragorn Isildur]

Ok, here's one...When Theoden is being dressed and is giving his speech, does he say 'blowing' or 'cloven' about the horn. When i bought TTT game and got to the point where it has that clip i swear it said "where is the horn that was cloven". Then when i saw the film the first time i swear it said cloven again. The strange thing is when i saw it the second time a day or so later it said 'blowing'. I actually sat up and said "What the *bleep*?", Now did i just mishear a bunch of times or was it changed?

Aragorn:king:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

LOL i'm absolutely positive they changed it, just to annoy you ;)

(btw i've always heard blowing... they must not have changed it in my theater ;))

[Aragorn Isildur]

I couldnt have misheard twice could i? And blowing and cloven dont even sound alike.

Aragorn:king:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

no, you couldnt have... that's why I'm so sure they changed it :thumbs: roflmao

[Aragorn Isildur]

:P

[Black Rider]

well it's supposed to be "blowing" because that's what it is in the poem in the book. i don't know if they changed it in the movie, but that would be pretty dumb.

[Catz]

but i can see then changing it just to stuff up Ara ;);) roflmao
it was def blowing Ara.........how much liquid refreshment had you had before going the first times??:beer: :angel: lol
:catz:

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol

Leechcraft.. witchcraft... I tried to listen so hard.. but it could be either. They sound so much alike, and Theoden is mumbling. We'll need the script to know for sure I think. :)

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh well... its a really neat line anyway, i like it regardless lo.

[Wilwarin]

OK, I remembered another one, though it's not very funny:

In the prologue I thought the first time that Galadriel said "but doom was near" when she really says "victory was near"! (Of course, it may have something to do with the fact that the theater I saw the first showing in had no stereo! It was like watching it on a big screen but hearing it from a TV!)

[Lintefaniel]

One line that I mishear everytime even now, from FotR is when Gandalf first arrives in Hobbiton and is asking Frodo about Bilbo. He says, "so, how is the old Rascal?". But I'm telling you if I hadn't watched it in caption and subtitles I could swear he says,"So, How is the old Bast**d?" Perhaps it's only me....;)

[Little Devil]

hehe....lol lol I guess it does sound a little like it.

[Polly Sandybanks]

I'm pretty sure now that Theoden says "leechcraft". It was translated as leechcraft in the subtitles as well.

One thing though.. I still don't know the exact word that Sam says at the beginning, but to me it's always sounded like "what is that orange stink?" and that just doesn't seem right. lol
But since I don't know which word he's actually using, I always hear it like that.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

i think he says 'what's that 'orrid stink?' ...which makes sense lol

subtitles? subtitles? where are you getting subtitles?? lol

[Elbereth]

In FOTR Celborn says something along the lines of "eight there are here but nine set out from Rivendell" and I was so sure he was speaking in elvish!!! duh
Weirder still in the Battle at the beginning of FOTR we here Elrond shouting commands and thought I heard "Hold your lines" and "fire the arrows" but he was speaking elvish. Recently I found out that that is what he says!!! I was beginning to think I had seen too much LOTR and was cracking up slightly
Sorry if quotes aren't exact but I haven't rewatched FOTR for ages (but now have extended version!"!!!!!)

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol Yes.. 'orrid makes more sense. :)

And I know exactly what you mean Elbereth. There have been a number of times when I've watched Arwen and Aragorn talking and I've been so busy listening to what they were saying, and I was so sure that they were speaking english that it took me a while to realise that I didn't actually understand what they were saying lol. And by then the subtitles of it were gone already.
And I've also thought that I heard people say things and then I've realised that they were speaking elvish and weren't saying that at all. lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

uh..something interesting jsut occured to me and this is the thread to put it heh...

in your sig, polly, i though pippin said 'its the last thing hell expect' ... so whos mishearing this, you or me? roflmao

[Wilwarin]

I just saw TTT again yesterday and I remembered some lines that I had originally miss heard, but have since been enlightened.

Just before Treebeard takes Merry and Pippin to the Ent Moot I thought he said: "The ancient troubles of Elves and Men for a very long time." I thought that made no sense, but I was like "ok, what ever"!

This my brother heard wrong EVERY TIME until yesterday: Treebeard: "I told your limbs to the Ent Moot". I guess he thought that that was a phrase the Ents use or something, since they have limbs........??

My sister heard this: Gimli: "We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous in uncuth countries."

Oh, and on the topic of Elvish.......My brother thought that when Legolas says "They run as if the very whips of their masters were behind them" he was speaking in Elvish because he couldn't understand a word he said! He saw it three times thinking that, until one day he asked me what Legolas says in that scene (knowing that I know Sindairn he thought I could translate it for him, since there weren't any subtitles) I quoted the line for him and he said "oh, is that what he says?"

[Wilwarin]

Oh and by the way, Tar. I heard "It's the last thing he'll expect", so it must be you!

[Polly Sandybanks]

Yes.. Tar.. you're right. I thought he said "least" every time until yesterday when I saw it again and I heard very clearly that he said "last" and I thought "uhoo.. I'd better go home and change that sig". So that's what I'll do now. ;) lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ok i think misheard lots of lines in FOTR because firstly i'm a Singaporean and I can't really understand their accent at times especially since I watched it on VCD and there are no subtitles... and secondly, I have a poor ear... haha...
so i made a blunder in the first part when frodo told gandalf "you're late" i heard "you're dead" (go on, laugh all you want...):jester:
I shall try to think of more misheard lines...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ok, and for "fly you fools" i heard "fry you fools".

[Lady of the Rings]

When Arwen tells Aragorn that she chooses mortal life, I thought she said:
Arwen: I choose..immortal life..

I seriously thought this is what she had said,until somebody from this message board quoted that line.
Cause i was gonna say..:huh:

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol It's funny how wrong things can get when you don't hear properly. :)

[Madeleine]

When I first got the extended version on dvd I decided to watch it without subtitles.
When the fellowship is getting ready to leave Lorien and Legolas takes a bite of the lembas bread I thought he said:
"Lemp pasket"
I was wondering about what that meant for the rest of the movie, then i figured out he said Lembas :grin:

[Little Devil]

Or he could have said, Limp Bisket! ;)

[Madeleine]

Yeah, that would have been cool lol

[Galadriel]

Originally posted by legolas86
Ok, and for "fly you fools" i heard "fry you fools".

When I first watched it that what I thought he said too.

[Wilwarin]

Someone said they heard Sam say "what is that orange stink". My brother heard that too, though he also thought he said "it smells like there's a nasty bug nearby."!

The first time I saw TTT, at the end when all the orcs are running from Helm's Deep I thought Théoden yelled "Retreat! We have victory!" I thought, What!!!! Why retreat if you have victory!

[Polly Sandybanks]

That was me, Wilwarin. And I heard "it smells like there's a nasty bug nearby" too.. I guess it's hard to hear what Sam says sometimes. What exactly does he say?

[Little Devil]

I think it's 'it smells like there's a nasty bog nearby' ;)

[Tar-Palantir]

I have listened to Théodens "leechcraft" line many times now. It is ABSOLUTLEY leechcraft, not witchcraft, that doesn't make much sense.

Your leechcraft would have had me crawling on all fours like a beast.

Tell all your sisters that they were right ;)

[Elbereth]

When they say "Hail Theoden King" I heard "how thinking". I guess I was confused cos I was expecting "Westu Theoden Hal"

[Elfdaughter]

In the FOTR soundtrack, on the first track (about the 44 second mark) I hear 'I long to be there'... odd? Hmm...

On Track 13 "The Bridge of Khazad Dum"at the 3:14 mark, it really sounds like the male choir is singing "Who's got salami? Who's got salami?"

[Lady Cele]

These are great....In the FOTR at the Council meeting when Legolas jumps to his feet to defend Aragorn....Aragorn raises his hand and says "Havo dad, Legolas"....the first time I heard it I thought he said "Have a bath, Legolas".... lol

[Ereinion]

roflmao OMG, Lady C! lol Thats amazing! And not like he couldn't use one.... lol

[Radagast]

I thought at first that Gandalf said to Frodo... "So how is the old, Bastard?...... of course he is saying Rascal....

[Melian]

In FotR, when Legolas says "crebain from Dunland", I was sure that he said "graboids from Dublin?. lol

[Ereinion]

Originally posted by Radagast
I thought at first that Gandalf said to Frodo... "So how is the old, Bastard?...... of course he is saying Rascal....

lol That's exactly what I heard.... roflmao

[Pippin]

Originally posted by Elfdaughter
On Track 13 "The Bridge of Khazad Dum"at the 3:14 mark, it really sounds like the male choir is singing "Who's got salami? Who's got salami?"

LOL!! roflmao
That is too funny! Pardon me while I clean my drink off the monitor! ;)

Can you hear it during the movie, too, or is the action too loud? I might have to go buy the soundtrack just to hear that...
:grin:
Pip

[Ereinion]

roflmao Just listened to it, and it does say "Who's got salami".... lol

[Elbereth]

I'll have to listen to that!

[Anunil]

Speaking of Track 13 on the LOTR soudtrack "The Bridge of Khazad Dun," the part just before Aragorn (in the movie) tells Frodo to "Lean Forward," I swear the chorus is singing "Timber, Timber." Also, the first time I saw TTT and Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are in Fangorn forest, and Aragorn says to Legolas "What do you see" in elvish, I thought he said "Bikini." But, maybe that's just me. ;)

[Evenstar]

lol yes now you mention it, it does sound like bikini! roflmao

Well Orlando might have been wearing one under his elf costume!

talking of soundtracks, in track 11 from TTT (I think its called the Leave Taking) when the music sounds a little bit like the music at the start of Many Meetings, listen to the singers. I think they sing Peredhil but I might be wrong. I often am :p

[Feebeefi]

I think it sounds like that as well!!! And the bikini as well.Maybe he does say it.*writes note, must watch TTT with subtitles*roflmao lol

[Nala Greenleaf]

On FotR the part when Sarumans spys (the crows) look for the fellowship. when Legolas shouts out what he see i thought he said crapin from dunland!! i was sooo confused!!lol

[Elfdaughter]

NALA!!! lol Of all people! lol :nono:

[Wilwarin]

lol It does sound like Aragorn says "bikini" lol though of course, he actually says "man cenich?", which means "what do you see?" But you guys knew that already didn't you?

[Aravail]

heyy y'all nice thread VERY funny lol
i will think of one soon.. havent watch any of the movies in a while :elfeek: shame on me! lol

[Lady Luthien]

In FoTR, when they are in Moria, and the orcs are about to attack the fellowship...Gimli stands up and this is what I hear, "Let them come! They will see there is yet one dwarf left in Moria who still drinks blood!"

when actually....it was still draws breath...lol it took me like a year of watching it to figure that out 0.o

[Quenya]

Ok, this was when I saw the movie the first time at the cinema - before I was hooked on LotR:

- Legolas: "Crebain (sp?) from Dunland!" = Crebain from Dublin!

- Whenever Legolas was mentioned, I thought he was called "Leg -less"

Tehehehe

[Wilwarin]

Actually Lady Luthien, I think it is "Still draws blood". So you weren't that far off. (Or is it me that's off? lol)

[Feebeefi]

I just watched TTT (again)today and have any of you seen that car advert with that football player.You know that va va voom ad??Well when Treebeard and Merry and Pippin first meet i thought he said that!!
Also there's this other advert and this person goes"heelo moto"but it sounds like she is saying "hello mordor"roflmao That's what i thought she said coz i wasn't listening properlylol :blush:

[LegolasGreenleaf]

My neighbor thought it was Run you fools.

[Pil]

I think it's still draws breath.....hmm....*ponders* :p

[Lady of the Rings]

Hmmm..yeh, I thought it was 'still draw breath' too...but maybe we are wrong? :huh: :p

[Elfdaughter]

It is 'Still draws breath'...From the transcript of FOTR:


< Legolas tosses weapons to Boromir and Aragorn to help blockade the door. Fellowship draws out their weapons Gimli leaps atop Balin's tomb and brandishes his axe >

Gimli: Aarrgghhh!!! Let them come! There is one dwarf yet in Moria that still draws breath!

< Orcs begin breaking the door down. Legolas and Aragorn shoot at them through the holes in the door. The orcs break through and the battle begins. The Fellowship engages the orcs >

[Wilwarin]

OK, guess we were both wrong. It still sounds like he says "draws blood" though.

[azimaith]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
OK, I remembered some more:

When Faramir asks Sam if he is Frodo's body gaurd I though Sam said "his gaurdian"!

My brother thought Gimli called Aragorn "Manny" in TTT, when actually he said "Laddie"

Here's some more from my brother:

Saruman in FotR: "You shale taste vengence!"

When Gimli tells Legolas in TTT "Let him go, lad. Let him be" He didn't understand the first line and thought he was speaking Elvish! He thought he said "Un golad" or something like that! Then he thought the line after that was the translation!

OK, my sister thought Théoden said to Wormtongue: "Your leachcraft would have me walking on all fours like a beast!"

That's all I can remember right now.

He did say Your leechcraft would have me walking on all fours like a beast.

Leechcraft is a name for the primitive medieval practices of doctors who used leeches to clean out "bad blood." Theoden is basically saying that Grima's help would have had him on all fours like a beast.

[Wilwarin]

Yes, I do realize that now. The first time I heard it though, I thought he said "witchcraft". Twas the second time I heard it I found out he really did say "leachcraft".

[Aragorn's Hope]

Oh my Eru!!!!!! lol When one of the hobbits got hit with Boromir's sword I keep thinking he says oh S...it!!!! Also that's what Aragorn looks like he is saying when a warg comes at him! Am I going crazy or did you notice this too?

[Rhiannon]

When I went to see the Fellowship and the crebain from Dunlan(Sorry can't spell it....) were flying over and Legolas yells, my sister says: "Crackot from Dumbland!" and starts laughing hysterically. I just looked at her strangely and asked her how she got crackpot from Dumbland out of that. lol

[Zoot]

My friend thought that when the hobbits are in the Prancing Pony and Pippin asks Merry "What's that?!" and Merry says "This, my friend, is a pint", she thought he said "This is my friend, a pint!" :rolleyes:

And Aragorn's hope, I always think that!! Usually I say that bit for them when I'm watching it he he he... lol :shhh:

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

I took one of my younger sisters to see RotK and when Theoden is riding through the encampment he shouts, "Where are the Riders from Snowbourn?". My sister said really loudly, "Guys on snowboards?! Where is he gonna get guys on snowboards? It isn't even snowing, how are they going to help?" I shushed her and explained everything. ;)

well, another one of my sisters was wondering what Pippin said when Gandalf told him to go back and get out of the fighting. Pippin says, "You called us out to fight." my sister thought he said, "The soldiers don't know how to fight."

[Tar-Vanimelde]

lol not really a mis-heard line, but more a sort of mis-interpreted line....a friend of mine, at the council of Elrond scene (you have my sword, and my bow, and my axe....) looks at me and says "how can he carry all that?" roflmao I had to explain that it was figurativly meant :p

Gandalf at the brigde of khazad-dum: "follow, you fools!"............wouldn't that have been interesting? lol

#Vani

[Laeriel]

My brother thought the name of the kid in Helm's Deep that Aragorn talks to was "Alice, son of Hamelmyer" when it's really "Haleth, son of Hama, my Lord" roflmao

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

my mom thought that he said, "Hallas, son of Mama-mine." lol she was pretty confused.

[JemFinch]

When I went to see the Fellowship and the crebain from Dunlan(Sorry can't spell it....) were flying over and Legolas yells, my sister says: "Crackot from Dumbland!" and starts laughing hysterically. I just looked at her strangely and asked her how she got crackpot from Dumbland out of that. lol

At first, I thought it was "Dredlocks from Dublin." lol lol That's even worse.

[Arriel Ohtarwen]

My sister had her friend convinced that the in some part in TTT (Sorry can't remember) Gimli says "Oh Crap" when he is really just grunting, and I think they still may have her fooled...

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

have you ever seen the Engrish TTT captions? those are absolutley hilarious!!!

[Elfdaughter]

I want to see those now...

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

I think the site they were on was told to take them off, so they did. But I haved them saved to my computer. And, I've found another site that has them up.... here (http://public.www.planetmirror.com/pub/engrish/ttt_captions/00-20.htm). :shhh:

Also, here are the FotR engrish captions... here (http://users3.ev1.net/~eekfrenzy/captionspage/badfotrcaptionsx.html).

[Elfdaughter]

*ED collapses laughing* Oh, that's TOO bad!!!! lol lol lol

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

aren't they though!!! I about died when I read them! and it was at three or so in the morning so I had to muffle my laughter.... I just love them! lol

[Laeriel]

roflmao roflmao lol
I DIED LAUGHING!!! As my mom walked by me when I was reading them, she gave me the wierdest look! It was hilarious.

[Elfdaughter]

lol - yeah, I know!!!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

man, those made my day...................so what's with them, anyways? I mean, the movies are IN ENGLISH..........why are there english subtitles? I never got that

#Vani

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

lol Well I'm glad everyone's enjoying them!

Vani, I think that the movie was translated into Russian, and then translated back into English. And so that inbetween all the translating, the grammar, idioms, etc., got mixed up and these were the result.

I just love them! :p

[Laeriel]

Alright, I've got another one.
I always thought that in the beggining of RotK, Eowyn says, "My stew, Aragorn, ha!"
When she really says something in another language..........I still haven't figured it out. lol
I know it's slightly confusing, but it was funny.

[Eyes of Legolas]

LMAO! lol
my mom thought that he said, "Hallas, son of Mama-mine." lol she was pretty confused.

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

Alright, I've got another one.
I always thought that in the beggining of RotK, Eowyn says, "My stew, Aragorn, ha!"
When she really says something in another language..........I still haven't figured it out. lol
I know it's slightly confusing, but it was funny.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
lol lol lol lol

Poor Eowyn!! Especially with her reputation with stew!!

She says, "Westu Aragorn, hal." Or something like that. It means, "Be thou, Aragorn, well."

[Laeriel]

oh! Thanks for clearing that up for me. I may have wondered about that till the day I died!!! lol Yes, we all know what kind of stew Eowyn makes. :elfeek:

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

You're welcome Lae! *shakes head* Poor Eowyn!

[Laeriel]

Yes, poor Eowyn. That scene had me rolling on the ground before the end!! roflmao

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

*giggles* I felt so sorry for Miranda. When I was watching the commentary and that part came up, she wails: "Oh NO!! Not the stew scene!!"

[Laeriel]

lol I know!! It was funny though. I loved all of Viggo's expressions in that scene.

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

lol lol YEA!! The little bitty grimaces! Oh gee, that was funny!

[Laeriel]

yes yes.....and the dumping of the soup onto the ground/his hand. That was hilarious!!! Definitely had me cracking up. lol

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

OH yes!! *laughs* lol lol

[Lady Luthien]

roflmao Are you KIDDING me?? How dumb can those sub-titles people possibly be?? Not only have they badly mispelled it and missed key words, they don't even know elementary grammar!! lol Why couldn't they have just copied it from the script??
But anyway my personal favorite is one that I cannot repeat here lol but it was when Gimli was SUPPOSED to say "bring your pretty face to my axe"...however it turned out to be quite different lol This one is great too "You round to the ladies of the wood. You can't not go back." lol lol Those were two funny..I think my suitemates think I'm insane after seeing me crack up at my computer screen like that :p

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

I can't pick my favorite!!! They're all sooooo hilarious!!

Yeah, I know, why can't they just copy the script....maybe the way they said it was different, like the words were placed differently and so when it was translated back into English, it was all just messed up!

That's like what it is in my language, i.e....If I were to say, "Sakit ang akon chan/tian." If I were to translate it, it would be, "My stomach hurts." But a direct translation would be, "Hurt is my stomach." So maybe it was that way with the Engrish captions.

[Lady Luthien]

Yes, but...wasn't it originally written in English?

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

Yes, it was English. But it was translated into Russian, and (I suppose) shown in Russia. But then when someone went in and translated it back into English, it was just messed up. The grammar was different and words were switched aroud.

[Mouth Of Sauron]

The lines I misheard was-

Gandalf in FOTR "There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one ended to his will." erm - he wanted to die?

Boromir in FOTR "Make for the Gap of Rohan and take the worse road to my city!" So is it worse than being on this mountain while someone is trying to bring it down?

[Heart-of-a-Hobbit]

*giggles* yes, on my first viewing too, I misheard lots of lines!! But after watching the movie more, I did figure out what they were saying!

[Mouth Of Sauron]

The first time I saw FOTR and TTT was on DVD - so I watched the films, someone would say somthing, and I'd think 'What???' but then remember I have subtitles! Ah, subtitles, what would I be putting in the Games thread 'For all movie memorizers' if I didn't have them. Well for one thing - Sauron WOULD like to die!

[Itarilde Telrunya]

My dad is horrible with not understanding what people say. The first time we rented FotR was the first time he saw it. We were at the part just as Legolas shouts, "Crebain! From Dunland!" My dad just has to go and ruin the suspense with this:

"What? Rabbis from Dublin?"

[Laeriel]

lol roflmao That's hilarious!!!

[Jenny Chen]

Wow! I've got one!
This is not a misheard line in the movie, but a misheard conversation in real life.
This morning a colleague of mine said: "My husband was back from Congo yesterday".
What I heard was: "My husband was back from Gondor yesterday.

[Mouth Of Sauron]

You think about LOTR too much! Well I do, most things that are said to me I can relate to LOTR in some way!

[Jenny Chen]

One more:

Yesterday my father watched ROTK_EE English version. When he heard "Denethor", he said: "What? Dinosaur?"

[Laeriel]

lol ....I love it! roflmao

[Onilalle]

I thought in FOTR when Gandalf said "It is pity that stayed Bilbo's hand" it sounded like "It is pretty, the state of Bilbo's head"

[Laeriel]

lol That's funny! It took me several times of watching that scene before I figured out what he said. :grin:

[Onilalle]

Me too!! In fact I had to look it up! lol

[Jenny Chen]

Yesterday when I read a English language astronomy album (I'm Chinese), I found Uranus has a moon named "Miranda". When the name still reminded me of Miranda Otto, I mistook a Saturn's moon "Mimas" for "Minas" (Tirith).

[Pallndo]

Clever, lol, clever lol

Once when i was listening to the prologue of the FotR I heard that whoever hse is in the beginning of that, said. 'Men and elves marched AGAINST the Last Alliance' what hadn't happened.:wink:

[JemFinch]

My sister just told me that when she first saw RotK, when Eowyn hands Aragorn the goblet and says "Westu Aragorn Hal", she thought that Eowyn said "My stew, Aragorn, here." :lmao:

[Mouth Of Sauron]

hmmm.. he wouldn't really want that then would he? lol

[Tiniwiel]

im sure he wouldnt....
well in a lesson in geography abt the estancias in south america there was mention of places like...Sul Minas which made me start daydreeming again which was bad cuz i got 80 on 100 :( in the xam

[Lady Nenya]

My sister thought Aragron was saying, "Legolas get the map" in FotR right after the fellowship gets out of Moria. But he is actually saying "Legolas, get them up." lol

[Tiniwiel]

lol ...get the map....i dout he would need one

[Elfdaughter]

Get the map...lol! Oh, I like that one!!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Get the map. lol fun times! lol There were a few that I misheard when i first saw FOTR, but I can't remember right now......:(

[Tiniwiel]

a friend of mine was watching FotR for the first time n thought that Merry was Mary so after watchin the whole thing she goes "Um that funny guy, why was he called Mary? he was a guy right?" i swear i have never laughed so hard she was so confused lol
when i saw FotR in the council of Elrond aragorn says "Havo dad Legolas" i thought he said "Have a dad Legolas?" n i sat wonderin how that fit in :blink:

[Feebeefi]

The first time I saw FOTR, during the council of Elrond when Boromir says to Frodo "You carry the fate of us all little one" I thought he said "You carry the face of us all little one" roflmao

When I watched it again did I realise my mistakelol

[Tiniwiel]

lol roflmao ....it does get funny

[Elfdaughter]

lol! Oh dear....

[Lady Nenya]

One line I misunderstood was said by Aragron in Moria right after the troll was killed.

I thought he said, " You should be dead. That spear would have skewered a wild boy. lol

[Rhiannon]

Just the other day me and my sister decided to watch all three movies, have a marathon of sorts, and at the part where Bilbo's giving his speech in FOTR my sister starts quoting him and she says 'beans Bilbo beans!' I mean I start cracking up roflmao. She didn't understand what I was laughing at for like the longest time and then I'm like they're saying 'speech Bilbo speech, not beans.' and then we had a laughing fest, it was great. :sigh: I love those moments :loveyou:

[Laurelin]

The line that Legolas said "Crebain from Dunland!" my hubby thought he said "Grapevine from Dubland!" :lmao:

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Here are a few I misheard:

1. "Gremlan from Dunland!" -Legolas ("Crebain from Dunland!")
2. "Aye you fools!" -Gandalf ("Fly you fools!")
3. "He has fallen into shadow." -Galadriel ("He has fallen in the shadow.")

That's a few for right now...I'll remember more later...I know it!!

[Periantari Andruil]

This thread is great.
lol
lol
great quotes, everyone!!! :thumbs:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

hehe....a wild boy....sorry, I'm a bit late...but that's ok, right? ;)

[Lady Nenya]

lol Ya I thought it was quite wierd when Aragron said that. When I first watched it I was wondering why he thought it was so amazing that the troll could have skewered a wild BOY. And then :idea: I figured it out. :p

[Ruby Yavevalar]

lol it's ok, we all have moments. :grin: **pats you on the back**

[Lady Nenya]

Aww thanks Ruby. lol

[Stormcrow]

My friend, who had never read the books, at first thought that on the bridge of Khazad-dûm, Gandalf says "Help me, you fools!" before he falls. lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

hehe...stupid non-fans....then again, I have no room to talk--I didn't read the books until after I saw TTT and my lil bro, who had read the 1st two, wouldn't tell me who "she" was. I was so annoyed at him. So I eventually picked up the Hobbit, and finished that by the next day, and started on FOTR. I think you all know where it goes from there. ;)

[Lady Nenya]

Oh yes I know where it goes from there. ;)
Well I too was in the process of reading the TTT when the TTT film came out but I hadn't gotten to the She part yet. So luckily my sister was kind enough to tell me that the she was a spider but I figured the rest out from the books. :)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Ah, so you have nice sibs. ;)

[Lady Nenya]

lol I guess you could say that. ;)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Well, nicer than mine, anyways. ;)

[Lady Nenya]

lol I'm sure your sibs are nice too

[Ruby Yavevalar]

not usually, he's not. actually, he generally doesn't talk to me. But I'm not going into stuff he and his friends have said to/about me.....there's a lot of that, and it's WAAAAY off-topic!!! lol

REVIVAL OF AN OLD THREAD!!!!!!!!......sorta.......