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Evenstar
January 5th,2003, 07:51 PM
This is a condensed version of the Two Towers movie that I found on another site on the net. It contains a few swearwords but not many, and it is VERY FUNNY. If you haven't seen the Two Towers yet, don't read it coz it's got big spoilers. I didn't write this, someone else did. I just thought other people would like to read it.
Rating: PG13
http://www.libraryofmoria.com/humor/thetenminutetwotowers.txt
roflmao
Tell me what you thought of it!
Saruman
January 5th,2003, 08:25 PM
Hilarious! roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
I found one for FOTR:
http://flyingmoose.org/tolksarc/theories/two_hour.htm
I didn't write it.
Little Devil
January 6th,2003, 03:21 PM
roflmao lol :jester:
Querarien
January 6th,2003, 09:57 PM
seen both of those before, love the first one particularly, made banner grafix for it and all.
TheRingBearer
January 12th,2003, 05:43 PM
lol They were so funny, especially the Two Towers one lol lol
Polly Sandybanks
January 12th,2003, 09:58 PM
lol lol I love those!!
Tári Celebrindal
January 16th,2003, 10:42 AM
my family is now ready to throw me into a mental institution. i think the shrieks of laughter emanating from my room has frightened them enough. thank you very much, evenstar!
Aranel
January 23rd,2003, 12:37 PM
they were great! roflmao lol Had to send the link to all my mates!
Aragorn's Latest Lay
January 23rd,2003, 01:27 PM
Excellent stuff.roflmao roflmao mecry so good! roflmao
Rumil
January 24th,2003, 12:56 AM
LOVE IT lollollol
Dawn Noelle
January 24th,2003, 12:59 AM
LEGOLAS: I almost had a facial expression from the joy of it!
roflmao
SindarinGirl
January 24th,2003, 08:26 PM
lol I even like the parody of TTT better than the parody of FOTR. lol

Fab-ulous! :thumbs:
Little Devil
January 25th,2003, 10:16 AM
Really smart ppl who think of stuff like that, or there just silly. ;)
Elleth
February 22nd,2003, 09:54 PM
those were hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao
Lady Melody
February 24th,2003, 04:07 AM
Cute =)

But not enough to send me laughing hysterrically... but hilarious indeed =)
Elvenwanderer
February 24th,2003, 04:47 PM
omg you guys, I almost fell off my chair lollollollollollollollollollol
Linwe
February 25th,2003, 12:18 AM
:whoohoo: I love the 10 minute two towers! It is funny!
Narya
February 27th,2003, 03:31 AM
dude rollin on the floor laughin my *** off! that is hilarious! the fellowship one is really funny too!!!
Narisunell
February 28th,2003, 03:13 AM
not enuff to make me laugh like an idiot, but very hysterical! specially TTT one... 'I almost had a facial expression.' that was very...erm... observannt for whomever wrote that! he almost never smiles... lol lol
Lady Ashley
February 28th,2003, 05:45 PM
*laughs uncontrolably*

I found that one at Ninecompanions.net....me and I friend nearly died o' laughter! hahahahahahahaha
Melian the Maia
February 28th,2003, 08:30 PM
*rolls on the floor laughing,then pees in her pants*

Oh my,that was embarrassing :blush:
Ruby Yavevalar
March 4th,2003, 07:54 AM
roflmao roflmao rolfmao that is hilarious!!!! congrats to whoever wrote that!!! and whoever put that link up here--i am eternally greatful!!! :notworthy: those are really great!!! lol lol lol lol
Luvara
March 10th,2003, 03:08 PM
roflmao they where great!!!! roflmao I loved the TTT- version!!! lol
Periantari Andruil
March 19th,2003, 07:26 AM
The TTT version was just...lol lol lol...
they just love to exaggerate frodo and sam being gay don't they?

hey has anyone read "Bored of the Rings"? it's a parady of Lotr... should be pretty good...
Evenstar
March 19th,2003, 07:48 AM
Yeah I read the beginning of it and it was very funny
Luvara
March 19th,2003, 02:52 PM
where can I find it? :huh:
Woodland Gal
March 23rd,2003, 05:15 PM
omg thats is sooo funny!!!!!

but a bit sketch....
Evenstar
July 20th,2003, 10:24 PM
http://www.libraryofmoria.com/humor/thefellowshipoftheringallslashallthetime.txt
I just found this. It's by the same author, but it's a fellowship one, and it takes advantage of EVERY slashy moment in the film! and adds some, when there aren't any to take advantage of. lol
Aravail
July 21st,2003, 04:59 PM
ive seen the 10 minute two towers one and the fellowship one before biut theyre even funnier the second time! roflmao
Ereinion
July 21st,2003, 05:08 PM
roflmao That's so great! Thanks for sharing,Evenstar!:thumbs:
" An elf, a man,and a dwarf walk into the Riddermark..."lol It IS my favorite! lol
Evenstar
July 21st,2003, 07:00 PM
LEGOLAS: Listen, you. He may be a filthy miserable *****, but he's MY filthy miserable *****, and he's YOUR future king, so watch your
***!

i love that bit! lol
Goldilocks Underhill
August 21st,2003, 10:29 PM
Oh_my_Gosh!!! That was... :o
I even can't find the words! You know hat Bilbo used to say : 'Oh, what business is it of yours what I do with my own things?!'
Erm, no, that was something else I believe...
:blush:
Elfdaughter
September 29th,2003, 11:09 AM
Brilliant! Really good!
Feebeefi
September 29th,2003, 09:50 PM
Those were great Evenstar!:thumbs: