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Black Rider
January 9th,2003, 04:16 AM
my friend has this biography book of Tolkien, and in it she found this story. it is written by Tolkien in a letter to one of his friends:

A young man wished to purchase a birthday gift for a lady friend. After much meditation and consideration he decided upon a pair of gloves as being appropriate. As his sister had some shopping to do, he accompanied her to a ladies wearing apparel shop. While he was selecting the gloves, his sister made a purchase of a pair of drawers for herself. In delivering the parcels that afternoon, by mistake the drawers were left at his sweetheart's door with a note as follows:-

Dear Velma:- This little token is to remind you that I haven't forgotten your birthday. I didn't choose it because I thought you needed them, or because you haven't been in the habit of wearing them, or because we go out evenings. Had it not been for my sister I would have gotten long ones but she says they are wearing the short ones- with one button. They are a very delicate color, I know, but the lady clerk showed me a pair she had worn for three weeks, and they were scarcely soiled at all. How I wish I might put them on you for the first time! No doubt many other gentlemen's hands will touch them before I get a chance to see you again, but I hope you will think of me every time you put them on. I had the lady clerk try them on and they looked very neat on her. I did not know the exact size, but I should be capable of judging nearer than anyone else. When you put them on for the first time put a little powder in them and they wil slip on easier. When you remove them blow in them before laying them away, as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Hoping that you will accept them in the same spirit in which they are given and that you will wear them to the dance Friday night, I remain,
Lovingly yours:-
John
P.S. Note the number of times I will kiss the back of them in the coming year!

roflmao

Cuiel Rilwen
January 9th,2003, 12:39 PM
lol roflmao This story has been going around the net for several years! Does it say anything in this book about if Tolkien has written it himself, or if it also then was a common story?

Black Rider
January 9th,2003, 11:50 PM
i think it said he wrote it himself... not 100% sure though.