Skater Elf

[Querarien]

Well, I don't know if I should really have started a thread for this, but I saw this an lmao.

http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?threadid=26640&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

To the tune of Avril's Skater Boy

He was an elf
There was a war
Can I make it any more obvious?
He had to get down
Orcs in his way
What more can I say?

There was a way down
A shield lay where it fell
It'd look really silly, but what the hell
All of the geeks
Stuck up their nose
They couldn't suspend disbelief, y'know?

He was a skater elf
He couldn't believe himself
Here he was sliding down the stairs
He had a pretty face
Shooting arrows about the place
If it wasn't a movie he wouldn't dare...

[Little Devil]

roflmao, omg I love it!! lol

[squirrel]

roflmao LMAO

[Little Devil]

Ok, here's my next part, please no troutings as I'm just being silly :)
Tune to Avril Lavigne

Sorry girls well you missed out,
well tough luck that elf's mine now.
We are more then just good friends,
this is how the battle ends.

He's just and elf and I'm just a girl,
can I make it anymore obvious?
We are in love haven't you heard how rock each other's world.

He's just a skater elf
I said I'll be with you elf,
I'll be right here throughout the war.
I'll be with you wherever you go,
not matter what happens now.
I'll be stuck to you like some glue!!!
roflmao

[lourdelia]

roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol lol LOL

I wonder who came up with that idea in the first place!? See what they've done. :elfeek:

[TheRingBearer]

lol they're both great lol

[Querarien]

yehe, lol, loving the addition

[Polly Sandybanks]

You know.. just because of this thread I can't listen to Avril Lavigne's song anymore without laughing. And I've already heard it twice on the radio today. lol

[Querarien]

tell me about it! I had to make a conscious effort to stop myself from shouting out this version on the bus this morning!

[Ithielnor]

lol that's great. Especially this line
It'd look really silly, but what the hell

[Herenyë]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA roflmao thats me and legolas :loveyou: lol heehee

[Lady of the Rings]

lol roflmao lol Im never gonna be able to listen to that song with a straight face again!

[Little Devil]

Nor am I lol

[Herenyë]

Same here lol hahahahaha roflmao

[squirrel]

I went around all day singing it to my friends, who after a while got very annoyed, though they thought the song was cool.roflmao lol

[Little Devil]

Same! lol ;) love it lol

[Evenstar]

lol lol lol What would Avril say? lol lol lol

[Aerandir]

Weeeeeee! That's funny! Funny funny!

-Aera

[Herenyë]

The song is so funny! *reminds me of Legolas lol*

[Elleth]

That was great! I loved it!! :hooray: lol

[Linwe]

I totally agree Elleth! I thought that the song was funny too!

Linwe :whoohoo:

[Narisunell]

i'm gonna get my class to sing that during lunch... i was listenin to that on my CD player, and i burst out laughing in the middle of the song! twas very very funny! thx!

[Evenstar]

I've just got the piano music to sk8r boi so now i can play it whenever i want! he was an elf... lol

[Narisunell]

hehehee! oh, i luv this song! so funny!

*goes off singing Sk8er Elf*

[Alatar]

lol HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH that was tops manroflmao

[Narisunell]

lol roflmao roflmao i'm gonna print that out now... i'm gonna get hit upside the head a LOT tomorrow!! roflmao roflmao

thank you for showing me this hilarious version of the song!!!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

If i went to skool w/u, I would ask to b the first one 2 hit u, Nari, b4 u start singin. But u appearenltly don't...so....plus, I can't b mean to the plan former of Orli's Army!!!! lol but he song is HILARIOUS!!!!! I think i'm gonna have to follow Nari's example and get hit into lockers etc!!!! hehehe!!! roflmao lol lol That's gonna be what i think of whenever I hear that song, now!!! hehe!!

[Narisunell]

haha! it'd be cool if we did go to school together, ruby! but we don't. :( don't worry, i'd let you hit me first! ;)

anyways, i made up the rest of the song. i'm not sure if it's been written already, but here's MY version with the lines mentioned earlier:

He was an elf
There was a war
Can i make it any more obvious?
He had to get down
Orcs in his way
What more can I say?

There was a way down
a shield lay where it fell
it'd look really silly, but what the hell
all of the geeks stuck up their nose
they couldn't suspend disbelief y'know?

He was a skater elf
he couldn't believe himself
Here he was sliding down the stairs
he had a pretty face shooting arrows about the place
if it wasn't a movie he wouldn't dare!

five years from now the war still goes on
oh my gosh, they're not all alone.
he shoves his sword through the orcs large stomachs
skater elf's rocking up the war

he calls all his friends
they already know
and they all run over to see the show
his ex tags along, stands in the crowd
looks up at the elf that she turned down

he was a skater elf
he couldn't believe himself
here he was fighting off some orcs
he still had a pretty face, shooting arrows about the place
if it wasn't a movie he wouldn't dare!

he was a skater elf
he couldn't believe himself
here he was fighting off some orcs
he still had a pretty face, shooting arrows about the place
if it wasn't a movie he wouldn't dare!

sorry girls, well you missed out.
well tough luck that elf's mine now
we are more than just good friends
this is how the battle ends

too bad that you couldn't see
see the warrior that elf could be
there is more than meets the eye,
i see the soul that is inside.

he's just an elf, and i'm just a girl
can i make it any more obvious?
we are in love- haven't you heard how we rock eacho other's world?

i'm with the skater elf
i said i'll be with you elf
i'll be right here throughout the war
i'll be with you wherever you go
no matter what happens now
i'll be stuck to you like some glue

i'm with the skater elf
i said i'll be with you elf
i'll be right here throughout the war
i'll be with you wherever you go
no matter what happens now
i'll be stuck to you like some glue!

yes, i know some stuff doesn't rhyme, but it's good enough, i think!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

HAHAHAHA!!! Doesn't matter that it don't rhyme!!! I'm printing that, and I'm gonna copy it and post it on ppls lockers!!!!! (after spring break!!) lol roflmao hahah!!!! that's soooo funny!!!! Nari, you should write fo Avril!! ;) lol

[Narisunell]

glad u liked it! took me about 30 minutes. i gave copies to all my friends and some other ppl.... they all liked it! if i ever find a fan-mail adress, i WILL send it to her and ask her to sing it and put it on a cd or sumthin... a special request from all of the ppl at WaroftheRing.net !! lol lol lol

i'm really happy you liked it so much! thx!

[Laleanen]

:rotflmao: I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Narisunell]

Laleanen! so happy you came!! and happy u liked it! (oh, btw, i really wanna see what happens in the LOTR disco party next!! lol :thumbs: )

Sk8er Elf Rocks!!! Woohoo!