Funniest quotes by the actors.

[Saruman]

Christopher Lee: I'm sorry, I can't get up these goddam stairs properly! I'm sorry, Peter, I can't do it. You see, every time I go up this part, I step on the thing.

Orlando Bloom: Myself and Brett were in this, like, boat, and one of the guys filming grabbed the front of the boat, and stopped us, because we were going downstream, he stopped us to catch us. And I could see that we were, like, sinking, so I was saying, 'leggo man, leggo!' but he was holding on, trying to help us. And, y'know, it's kinda funny, but, Brett was in this, y'know, like, armour. He's in heavy armour, man. That's chainmail he's wearing. And he had this inflatable... thing on his back... lifejacket, thats it, which was meant to blow up if he sank. And I could see that it wasn't blowing up, so I just stuck my hand in there and pulled him out, and he was, like, 'fffwwgltfwb!'. So I was hanging on to this guy, who was going 'fffwwgltfwb!'. And he was like, freaked out man.

Dominic Monaghan: I've seen him (Elijah) go down three flights of stairs, you know, like dudundun, dudundun, dudundun, and then get up, like 'Whoo!'.

Ian Mckellen (in the commentory, at the point where Gandalf says 'Do not take me for' etc): Whooooaaaahhhh....

roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao

What lines made you laugh?

[Lintefaniel]

The whole thing made me laugh!!! The whole movie the behind the scenes and cast chat, I love the whole thing. Let's see, the best ones for me is hearing Dom imitate the other actors. Especially, Christopher Lee and BK....heeeheheee...LOL roflmao

[squirrel]

I must go with Billy Boyd saying "when I was getting ready to go out tehy said when you get to heathrow you'll be travling with this guy called Orlando Bloom" orlando says something and back to Billy " and I see this guy and I think he looks...... elflike"
and when Dom told about the time when John Rhys-Davies took them to a resturant and oredered food that would have fed 35-40 people and when he goes "we'll have nine lobster and fifteen shrimp and so on and so on ... do you have partridge? bring the partridge!" and the time they talked behind each other backs you know? and have you heard the audio commentary? when they tell about the fake name they made up to trick Elijha and they made up rules on the way so that EVERYTHING Elijha said were worng like "no, Elijha you can't double tig a tag and you have to do an elephant impression when you tag Billy...."
my favourites

[Bonos-Girl]

you can edit your post by clicking on the edit button under it

the funniest part i think was the part with viggo and the boat '...save yourself....'!!! lol lol

[Adunauriel]

Sean A. speaking during cast Commentary: "The jealousy I feel twards Orlando Bloom exists on many levels.."lol

[Bonos-Girl]

everyone soing seans helicopter directing!! 'specially dom!!

[Adunauriel]

lol loved that part...lol

How about when they talk about Sean B. hiking to the set, cause he didn't want to fly anymore....lol

[Gatsby]

Originally posted by Lintefaniel
The whole thing made me laugh!!! The whole movie the behind the scenes and cast chat, I love the whole thing. Let's see, the best ones for me is hearing Dom imitate the other actors. Especially, Christopher Lee and BK....heeeheheee...LOL roflmao

where can i find that!
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gatsby

[Adunauriel]

Dom, impersonating C. Lee & J-R D. is in the cast commentary.... He also does J-R D. on the second appendicies... Watch Fellowship of the Cast... all 3 movies are funny....:thumbs:

[Gatsby]

i haven't watched those yet... got the extended version the day it came out but i haven't watched the bloody appendices!
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gatsby

[Adunauriel]

Well, you totally have to watch them..............:thumbs:

[Gatsby]

i think i'll watch them during exams to unwind myself... next week i'm going to be I I <- this close to killing myself... i hate exams!
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gatsby

[Adunauriel]

Well, then the Second Appendacies will definately help you break you tension... It's helarious...........lol Especially the Fellowship of the Cast segments......lol

[Iarfirithwen]

Love the impersonations. One of my favourites is Dom's 'BK' recounting the chess game between him(BK) and Sam:

" "I'd take his bishwop, and then he'd come and he'd try to take my king and I'd take his king!" and he'd run around and laugh and stuff"

Great stuff. As Dom say's brilliant! Yes, also liked Viggo's impersonation of, was it Kieran?, while paddling in the Canoes:
Viggo's Kieran:"Viggo, if the boat sinks, save yourself"
Viggo:'Why's that?'
Viggo's Kieran:"I can't swim"
(Or some such)

[Daisy Gamgee]

And Viggo talking about him and Kieran cooking fish together - Viggo impersonates Kieran by saying something like "i would have cooked it better....in a curry" and all that scene - its great lol

[Lintefaniel]

Originally posted by Adunauriel
lol loved that part...lol

How about when they talk about Sean B. hiking to the set, cause he didn't want to fly anymore....lol

That was not so amusing!! It was rather heartbreaking!! But in a cute and loveable kind of way! But I must say, Dom is my favorite of all of them...."You have to get on your knees and take your trousers down...." Hahaha!! And Orlando when he sees the kids react to the fire works and story telling is too cute!! (in cast commentary);)

[squirrel]

I have seen the fellowship of the cast at least 10 times now. Just love it, they are soooo cute :)

[Adunauriel]

I love it when Orlando talks about the Kids... Plus when he talks about the Fireworks.. But my Altimate quote from Orlando is...

"Lembas, one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown Man." As he calls it. It's his Lembas Comercial....lol

[Lintefaniel]

Yep, terribly amusing...giggle giggle...lol lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

I loved the way he said it too. It was that total commercial sounding voice.. I was totally thinking, "Hey, where can I get some Lembas?";) lol

[Bonos-Girl]

thats a great idea for lotr merch...lembas!! they could sell little cheese cracker things and call em lenbas....ok....i'm getting a bit carried away here!! lol

[Adunauriel]

Yep, but it's an interesting idea....:thumbs:

[Moraneah]

I think we could make millions, or at least a grand or two


Gotta get that recipe.

[legolastheawesome]

check this out. It is so freakin' hilarious!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/tv/_film/newsid_2565000/2565475.stm

[Adunauriel]

Sorry legolastheawesome, but that page didn't come up... You might have typed the URL wrong...:thumbs:

[P.K. Brandybuck]

wow...I haven't watched those yet either!!!!!!

I must go now and do so!!!!!!!!!

P.K. Brandybuck out.

[Adunauriel]

Yes, the 2nd appendicies is a must watch....:thumbs: lol

[P.K. Brandybuck]

okay. I watched it and now have a favorite.

I'm just enthralled by Billy's accent. he's talking about Dom getting a splinter in his foot.
Billy says: "So anytime I see sweat just pouring down his face, I ask him: "Isn't a splentar is it?? Ard you okay??"

[Galadriel]

I love billy accent too.

[Adunauriel]

I loved it in the cast commentary when Billy talks about Dom calling him P*ssy Pants'.....lol

[P.K. Brandybuck]

Man.!!!! I'll have to watch the commentary also!

[Adunauriel]

Everyone should watch the movie with the cast commentary on.... It's just too funny....:thumbs: lol

[Saruman]

With the commentary, during the credits, one of the hobbit actors suddenly says:
I know we should do a commentary, Peter, but did we have to do it butt naked?

[Lady of the Rings]

lol I know! All of those are just too funny! roflmao

I love when in the cast commentary the hobbits are talking about Orlando in the boat and how he is good at everything EXCEPT canoeing.
And they were saying how Orlando called them to look at this new cool move he'd figured out in the boat, then John Rhys Davies has moved and tipped the boat and you hear Elijah saying..."..the look on his face when he realized he was going down..." Brilliant stuff! lol

[Saruman]

That was hilarious! roflmao roflmao
How about this one:
Billy: They are the bosom of companionship.
Dom: Mmm... bosom.
Billy: Did I say bosom?
Iroflmao Iroflmao Iroflmao I

[P.K. Brandybuck]

Originally posted by Saruman
That was hilarious! roflmao roflmao
How about this one:
Billy: They are the bosom of companionship.
Dom: Mmm... bosom.
Billy: Did I say bosom?
Iroflmao Iroflmao Iroflmao I


Hahahaha!! *writing note to self* watch movie with commentary lol

[Saruman]

I'm not sure if it's in the commentary; I think it's in a program called 'Return to Middle Earth'. It will almost certainly be in the TTT DVD, whenever that comes out.

[Adunauriel]

It is from the program "Return to Middle-Earth". I also hope it's on the DVD....:thumbs:

[Nyphistra Silvertree]

I haven't watched everything on the ex-DVD yet.....you're making me realize I need to listen to the commentaries!!

I have to say the funniest thing EVER is Dom describing John R-D at the restaurant...."nine lobsters, fifteen shrimp, twelve filet mignons...."lol roflmao lol roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao ...surprised only one person (I think) has mentioned this one before!!

Loads of other favourites, but here's a few that don't seem to have come up yet:

- Dom and Billy talking about Billy's girlish scream with the fireworks
- Sean talking about how he'd harass Orlando in the boat and acting out the boat spinning around
- Elijah talking about BK beating Sean at chess....something about the way he says 'he kicked Sean's ***! he kicked his ***!' cracks me up
:thumbs:

[legolastheawesome]

I was reading interviews on BBC online, and most of them were about who Liv Tyler(Arwen) thought was sexy.:rolleyes: But Billy's and Dominics was so funny.

Billy : I liked the horses in the film
Dominic: But I thought that one of them kicked you in the bum
Billy: It hurt, but, I still liked the horses

BBC: We had a poll on our website, to see who our members thought were sexy. Orlando got the highest amount of voters. What do you say to that?

Dominic: Screw them!! I mean, in the movie, the last people the audience wants to see die is the hobbits. And I don't care what they think, I think I am VERY sexy.
Billy: Watch in the third movie....WHIZZ an arrow goes straight through Orlando's eye
Dominic: You wouldn't think he's that sexy after that? Would you?
Billy: And you should see him with out his wig
Dominic: Or his make up
Billy: And he smells like elderberries

lol lol lol lol

[Adunauriel]

Dom & Billy are so bad.. There also terribly funny....lol lol

[fivefootrat]

My favorite part is probably when they are talking about Dom's splinter. The story always changes. Once it's titanium and then another it's some other kind of metal. Very cute.

I also like the whole story about Tig. Poor 'Lij. But now I find myself quoting it...hiliarious.

Oh yes..and when they're telling about Billy screaming with the rocket....and when Orli's fussin' over the little kids. And..there's another one that I just had. But I can't remember it....[ponders]
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oh yeah! And in "Return to Middle-Earth" I like when Billy and Dom are in the coffee house and Billy's like, "this is my second breakfast." and Dom says, "We're bringing movie and life..together!" "Billy and I are...together! But not in that way..."
ANd when Dom pulls the tape off of Billy's chest. That was great. Loved that.

Well, when I remember the other thing (that wasn't i t) I'll come back and let y'all know!

Toodles!

[Adunauriel]

Oh, when Dom pulls the tape of Billys' chest.... OMG!!! That looks so painful, but it's just too funny not to laugh at....lol lol ;) lol lol

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

In the extended DVD, 'A day in the life of a hobbit', when Dom and Billy are sitting down eating and Dom's conversation goes:
"The phone rang last night..and..and..there was somebody on..on the other...other end..." And Billy just laughs politely..it's hilarious lol

[Saruman]

In 'cameras in Middle Earth' (which is basically about filming), at Amon Hen, Richard Taylor (who is wearing a hilarious hat) says something like, 'you're killing machines, go forward with the intention to kill; be the best that you can'. Commenting on this is Viggo: 'Richard made this impassionate speech.'
lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol

[Adunauriel]

I like it when just a few words later Viggo says something about hopeing the crew wouldn't mind if he turned and ran away from them......lol roflmao lol I could totally pictue it, and probably would have run too....lol roflmao roflmao :cool:

[legolastheawesome]

Originally posted by Adunauriel
Oh, when Dom pulls the tape of Billys' chest.... OMG!!! That looks so painful, but it's just too funny not to laugh at....lol lol ;) lol lol

Dom: It's only three hairs!!

[legolastheawesome]

This is not something that they said, rather what they did. Sean Bean and Viggo were having a beer, and suddenly, they had a bright idea to kidnap Orlando from his room. So, at about one in the morning Lij hears a cry, and laughing, and he sees Orlando being carried down the stairs, by Sean and Viggo. Elijah laughed so hard. Orlando had a piece of tape loosely put on his mouth, and when Sean takes it off, he said "God, you scared the hell out of me, I couldn't see your faces." Soon enough though, he was laughing with the rest of them.

[Adunauriel]

I like it when Orlando talks about doing the Caradhras scene, and how nasty the fake snow was... Poor guy, he had to act like nothing was wrong... It's funny, but totally sucks at the same time...;) lol

[Lady of the Rings]

I like it in the cast commentary when the hobbits are talking about Elijah's "pressure gas" And either Dom or Billy (Can't remember which one) said that 'it blew a part in their hair' :elfeek: lol Poor lij

Also when Orlando was talking about in the mines of Moria and he had to keep saving Sean Bean from falling and he's like, 'I ended up with a really sore backside, but I gave him quite a few beatings for that ,you can be sure' lol Poor Orli..and Sean ;)

[Adunauriel]

I love that part, when Orlando is talking about catching Sean in Moria.. He says that Sean kept falling on him like he was a soft pillow, and how his backside and the backs of his legs were all bruised... Funny stuff....;) lol lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Are there any websites about these stuff?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Is there a difference between DVD and extended DVD?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

a) yeah, theres lots, i dont have any in my favs, though, so i can't give you links right now
b) yes, theres a discussion on this in the gollum v. leggy thread in i love right now (see this is why i hate to have threads off topic... a discussion on the extended in gollum v leggy. go figure.)
c) please don't double post. use the edit button on the bottom right hand corner. thanks :)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Oh God... not the dwarf..." Orli sounded so funny when he said that. lol

and when Dom and Billy were commenting abt Orli's archery skills. Elijah said Orli was great to ba able to do all that stuff. and the 2 hobbits were like 'No he didn't its CG' 'Just to make him look good' 'he already looks good' 'coudn't look better...'

And the lembas commecial, yes i saw it!!! He sounded so cute when he was doing it. 'I call it my lembas commercial'

[Adunauriel]

I loved Orlandos' Lembas Comercial, that's why I had to put it in my siggy... I also loved it when Sean A. said his jealousy of Orlando existed on many different Levels.. I so wanted to know what those levels were, and are....lol

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

I also loved when Elijah is talking about just after they first meet Aragorn and they are at Amon Sul. Frodo wakes up and goes "What are you doing?!", but Elijah talks about how he said it heaps American and the directors were like..'yes..that was good..but it kinda went "WHAT ARRRE YOOU DOOING!?" lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

The hobbits were real funny :)
Sean Astin said he wanted a bow for a weapon too. lol

[Saruman]

One thing that always makes me laugh is when the actors' accents slip a little... for example, "What're ya doin'! Those Wraiths're still out there!"

[Adunauriel]

The best one for that is when Sean A., talks about saying "Get Down". I just loved that way he said it.. Too funny...lol

[Saruman]

And then all the other hobbits imitate it: 'Get DOWN, man, DOWN!'lol

[Adunauriel]

Uep, but the way Sean said it, actually made m ehtink of Gettin Down...:thumbs:

[Elemmìrë]

I have to say that my fav was in, i think "a day in the life of a hobbit" both when Dom and Billy run around in the canteen and touch the tables and when dom, billy and Elijah all do theyre little behind your back dissing thing...... very funny...as well as in "Return to middle earth" when billy is picking out a CD and says "Its icelandic music...I think they play the nose-flute...Very difficult instrument to master"....actually, the entire Fellowship of the CAst and Day in the life of a hobbit are hilarious!!
Hey legolasisawesome, where was the thing with orlando being "abducted" from his room?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

And when elijah was mimicking Ian McKellan protesting bcuz of the loud music they were playing on the cd player. lol Also when sean astin said to elijah " you can play with my blood clots"

[Ruby Yavevalar]

This isn't off the extended version DVD, or anyhting, I found this on a web site:
Orlando: Vig used to call me 'elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'
Well, I think it's funny!!!!!!!!! :)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

another one off the same site.
Orlando on attempting to read LOTR: I got halfway through the book; and got a little distracted by girls."

[Ilmarë]

Hey guys.. just a reminder form your friendly neighbourhood mod.... please don't put consective posts in... if you can, use the edit button to update the pervious post you made! Thanks.

[Adunauriel]

Ok, Ilmarë we'll try to remember...

I just love it when Orlando talks about reading the books.. Althou I am happy he did finally finish reading them...:thumbs:

[Elemmìrë]

I just watched part of the commentary and have new favs...... and the whole orlando thing from the website about the filthy human......funny too.....but really, the "tig" game is hilarious and at the council of elrond when elrond says "The ring must be destroyed, one of you must do this" and orlando bloom chimes in and says "one of you? why dont you do it yourself man?!" i laughed so hard!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hahaha! The tig game, did I hear correctly that elijah took a year to figure out that it was non-existent?
What website did you find those from, elf_river_child?

[Adunauriel]

The Webisodes are on the Theatrical version of the film... So if you have a copy, you can watch them on that...:thumbs:

I loved Orlandos' comments about the Council scene.. Ok, I'll admit it, I loved it whenever Orlando spoke...;)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ooh, but i seem to haf a prob viewing them on my comp, and my com isn't macintosh.

[Adunauriel]

Oh well, I don't know what to tell you.. Maybe someone else might know what you could do...:grin:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I think its cuz i haven't got broadband, so my comp hangs. darn!

[Adunauriel]

Well, that could be it, but I don't remember haveing to go online to watch them.. I thought they were on the second disk of the Theatrical version....:mmmm:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

But since they are websites, they have to be viewed on the web rite?? ok which option to choose then?

[Adunauriel]

Actually the Webisodes I was speaking of are the Featurettes on the Theatrical version... Sorry if I confused you Winyaél....:grin:

[ImDaMom]

Loved p***y pants. But the whole commentary was great. I liked Dom's comments about the Buckleberry Ferry scene, and Elijah's "Thats pure Harrison Ford". You really got the feeling these 4 guys really had a great time together

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ooh, which means I can't get to view them! But I think the dvd has it too. juz that i have probs viewing them.
I like the part when orli was talking abt the cave troll scene. And he seems to enjoy emphasizing on the word 'disgusting'. Yup i enjoyed the commentaries given by the hobbits. Especially Dom!

[Adunauriel]

I loved how they all took pleasure in giving Sean A. grief about his 'Safety' issues.. It was so funny....lol

[Elemmìrë]

OK yeah...new points to bring up...lol
i LOVE that way Orladno Bloom says Scaffolding in the cave troll scene...omg its so funny...he says it like 3 separate words!!!
And also @ the cave troll scene when Sean AStin is talking about his jelaousy towards Orlando and later near the end.,...priceless

[ImDaMom]

The stories of the elf and dwarf....funny
How Orlando and Sean Bean pushed each other's boats...great
The jealousy of the Hobbits towards the Elf..priceless

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Did you catch Dom and Elijah mimicking their scale double? Now what the heck was his name? I can't remember, sorry, but he's an Indian.
And the tig game too. Elijah took a year to figure out the game was non-existent! And also Sean Bean's phobia of taking helicopter. I can't believe he actually preferred to walk in the mountains. lol

[Adunauriel]

The little Indian scale doubles name is BK, or atleast that's what they all called him... And as for Sean B., hikeing throu the woods, it was beautiful forrestry.. Thou, I think I'd have continued braveing the helecopters...;)

[ImDaMom]

I also loved the bit Elijah, Dom and Billy did when 2 of them would talk about the 3rd- I think its on the Fellowship of the Cast piece. Pretty funny.

[Adunauriel]

Yea, when they were talking bad about one another, funny stuff. I'd almost have believed it, if I ddidn't know they liked eachother so much....lol

[Elemmìrë]

Yeah the talking about eachother is in the "Day in the life of a hobbit" one on the extended....that ones great too

[Adunauriel]

All three of the featurettes in 'The Fellowship of the Cast' are great. I never laughed so much..lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I simply loved "a day in the Life of a Hobbit" cuz of those 4 clowns. lol
And I liked the part when the hobbits were asking the helicopter pilot to do a spin, roll around or something, and Sean Astin was saying that they were crazy.
btw, I had the captionings on so there'll be some kind of subtitle thing to show what they are saying, but it keeps jumping all over the place.

[ImDaMom]

Another great line from the commentaries...at the very end, as the credits wind down, Billy Boyd thanks everyone involved in making the commentary, and then asks "Why did we need to be naked for this? It's gettin quite cold" :lol:

[Galadriel]

I juts love the Hobbits on the commentaries. They are soo funny.

[Adunauriel]

They are, I've never laughed so hard in all my life...roflmao

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yep. Can't wait for the TTT one to come out! But too bad Sean Bean won't be in the cast commentary. He was pretty cool too. :thumbs:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

pretty cool? he rocks my world ;) lol

[Adunauriel]

Poor Tar....:( Well, I'm sure the Cast commentary on the Extended Ed. of TTT will still be very interesting to listen to... :thumbs:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yeah! I can't wait for it to come out!

[Adunauriel]

Neither can I, if it's anywhere near as funny as FotR... I'm sure it will be, but I so hope it's ywice as funny....;)

[Elemmìrë]

I hope Viggo is in the commentary for TTT since he wasn't for FotR, i would have really like to have heard what he had to say!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I'm sure they'll have more things to say, being that the filming process of TTT seems more complicated. lol I think they'll have Viggo do the commentary by popular demand. lol

[Galadriel]

I really hope so

[Adunauriel]

It would be really cool if Viggo got involved in this commentary.. He seems to have a really funny side, and it would be interesting to hear his side on some issues....:thumbs:

[ImDaMom]

I love his story on the Cameras in Middle Earth (or Fellowship of the Cast) when he's describing Keiran on the boat ("I cant swim...I'm even afraid to take a bath). Viggo seems to really find that whole thing hilarious, and he has a great laugh (and smile) :blush:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Oh yup, that was really funny. lol

[Adunauriel]

I loved how Viggo was saying the Kieran told him to save himself... Poor Viggo, he was so nervous after that...lol

[Elemmìrë]

This one isn't so much as funny as totally true....especially with the situation we're in now.....i love it....by far the best quote ever....It's Sam's little speech at the end of TT right before Faramir lets them go.
Sam:"It's like the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even darkness will pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't because they were holding onto something. "
Frodo: "What are we holding onto Sam?"
Sam: "That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for."

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yep that was really meaningful :thumbs: you could post that in those 'fave lines' threads though.
btw, anyone saw the hidden bonus mtv parody?

[Adunauriel]

I've sooo seen the MTV parody.. It's too funny, I loved the fact that they turned the One Ring into a Prince Albert....roflmao

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

yes, I only discovered about it like the day before... :blush:

[ImDaMom]

Made me cry I laughed so much the first time I saw it. How wonderful of PJ to include it on his dvd.

[Lady Melody]

I downloaded it off the net (the censorship here banned it because of 'illicit contents', too much of Jack's butt, I guess lol)

I was rolling off the floor in laughter, I tell you. ^_^

[Adunauriel]

I think one shot of Jacks butt can be concidered too much....lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ooh, the thing can be downloaded off the net? That would give some hope to those who bought the uk version, and the mtv was cut away due to 'illicit contents'. Mind telling me the website?
I totally shrieked at the part when Aragorn said 'you have my sword.' and Boromir said 'This is a gift...' lol lol

[Adunauriel]

I died laughing the first time I watched it... I had to watch it a second time just to hear what they were saying....lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

yeah me too. I had the captions on, but they were jumping all over the place.

[Adunauriel]

I don't worry about the captions, they distract me from seeing the funny stuff going on.. I spend too much attention trying to read them...:grin:

[Meathiel]

The first 3 featurettes on disc two are all great! Especially funny parts . . .
- TIG! Need I say more?
- The Viggo/Keiran boat ordeal roflmao
- When poor Orli cant get Shire out. He says Shrire. Its sad
- Billy thinks the snowflakes are for scale
- Basically anything the hobbits say on the commentary :grin:
- "Dom's an idiot!" lol
- bishwop
- Billy's shreik / He's called me ****yleg since
- After Sean A's big 'industrial cautionary tale' deal Dom goes 'Looks cold up there"
- Any interaction between Dom and Billy
Ya gotta love all the fun lil extras!!! roflmao

[Galadriel]

Oh yah. the extras are just pure fun lol

[Adunauriel]

OMG... Everything you said is just too funny Meathiel... That had to be most of the funniest stuff... But one of my fave has to be at the end of Cast Chat.. When I believe it's Billy askes if they had to do it Naked, and if they could please put their clothes back on...lol roflmao lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

yeah so suggestive :naughty:

[Meathiel]

Oh goodness!
I can believe I forgot the end part! Thats hilarious!
And then theres the whole intellectual conversation at the end. It's like, where'd that come from. Hmmmmm. You gotta love Sean Astin! Only really love Orli and Lij more! ;)

[Adunauriel]

Is it ok if I love Orlando more then Elijah..?.. I know it is, but it's fun to ask..... I still loved it when Orlando talks about the kids listening to Ian Holm telling the story about the Cave Trolls.. He sounded so cute....:thumbs:

[orcslayerlotr]

Yeah, that part in the commentary where there playing that fake game with Elijah that is very funny like someone said,
Dom: If your going to tinc on a tonk youve got to get on your knees and take your trousers off...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I wonder if he did... :naughty:

[Elemmìrë]

Oh he did!!! it was the Tig thing!!Dom was saying a bunch of things like that "Ok is your gonna tag Elijah you have to do an elephant impression and if youre gonna tig billy you have to get on your knees and take your trousers off"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

No I was wondering if he took down his trousers :naughty:

[Elemmìrë]

OH!! lmao.....now we can really tell who's a pervy hobbit fancier lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

gee... but I didn't join the club lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Well... to get back to topic...
These two quotes are regarding a landslide accident Orli and Sean B. were kinda involved in. It's not from the cast commentary... I thought the quotes were pretty funny and interesting lol

Orlando Bloom
'I took a car trip down towards the South Island with Sean Bean. We were filming down there, but Sean's not into flying. And as we were driving, torrential rain started pouring down. You've never seen so much rain. I was videoing it and thinking, 'This is insane.' It didn't stop for, like, 12 hours. And after nine hours of heavy rain, the roads just started to wash away. Then we saw a massive landslide coming right towards us. We spun the car around, but we ran straight into another one, further up the road. So we pulled into this petrol station where there was already a queue of people. And we managed to find a little cottage, where they let us stay. They had to carry us out in a helicopter, in all this torrential rain, which was kind of hairy. Sean was gutted. He'd done this whole drive just to avoid the flight.'

Sean Bean
'I'm not a very good flier, though I'm getting better. It's the turbulence which really gets me. Orlando and I decided to drive and take the ferry instead. The only problem was Orlando's propensity for shopping. He had to stop at every shop to get Christmas presents. It was pouring with rain, so I was saying: 'Look, we've got to get going or there's going to be a landslide'. And sure enough, there was. We turned back to find another one so we were stuck in the middle of nowhere. They sent a chopper to airlift us out - even worse than a Dakota! It was still raining and we were flying through mountain passes and the windscreen wipers were going like mad. I said: 'Can't you just drop us there in that field?', but they wouldn't. I was gripping Orlando's kneecap so hard I must have nearly broken it. He was saying: 'It's OK' but he still takes the p**s out of me for that.'

[ImDaMom]

Where did you get that???? I listened to the cast commentary a few times, and missed that part (the landslide)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

i told ya its not in the commentary. Got it off from some website.

[Elfdaughter]

woah, never come across these before!!

[Lady of the Rings]

i told ya its not in the commentary. Got it off from some website

I got these off the same website:

Viggo Mortensen
'Sean Bean and I made fun of the elves, and they made fun of us. They said we were dirty and smelly and less intelligent and graceful, all of which is probably true. We commented on their vanity: 'Well, when you are done with your nails, we are being attacked.'

Orlando Bloom
'Vig used to call me 'Elf boy', and I'd call him 'filthy human'. As an Elf, I never got a scratch on me, never got dirty. And Vig would come out with blood and sweat all over him. And he'd say to me, 'Oh, go manicure your nails.'

Liv Tyler
They glued the Elf ears on, but they never got all the glue off. So, we would be picking glue out of our ears constantly. I went home to New York, and a week later, I still had all this sticky stuff. I was at a party, picking my ears and going, 'Ooh, sorry.'

Elijah Wood
'I think we lived very Hobbit lifestyles. We were always going to the pub and having a bit of a drink and a meal. Hobbits love to eat, so Hobbits love to drink. We, in some ways, embodied the things that are Hobbity initially, and I think we just became more Hobbity as the project wore on. The Hobbits tended to spend their free time together, so the closest friends that I had on the movie were Billy and Dom and Sean. And Orlando the Elf, who happened to join us as well, much to our dismay. No, he's a good guy. The Hobbits went to Australia...we went to Sydney and checked out the Star Wars set. The Elf joined us. We went on surfing trips a lot. It was a close union of boys.'

[Elfdaughter]

OK..what website? I want to go there!

[Lady of the Rings]

The website is:

www.orlandomultimedia.net/diary/ninediary.html

[Adunauriel]

Some of those quotes are also on various featurettes of either the Theatrical release, or the Extended Ed. of the movie...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yes, its a great place to look at quotes. www.bagendinn.com has a link to that too. Anyway, we'd better get back to topic and start discussing quotes soon, or I'll get ticked off for starting this whole thing abt websites lol

[Adunauriel]

Well atleast you can only get mad at yourself for that....;) lol Back to the funny quotes, are there any that we haven't said yet..?lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hmm... this one isn't by any cast member, but it's abt them... I found it pretty funny lol

Miranda Rivers (casting director)
What was most interesting for me was that each character started to take on personality traits. People who were cast as hobbits were chatterboxes. You put 100 people who you've cast as hobbits together and getting them to be quiet is a major feat. You put a bunch of elves together and you find no one's eating and there's a lot of whinging [complaining] and there's a lot of hair and makeup required. It became a running joke with us. The people who played Uruk-hai, which are the mean 6-foot fighting machines—they actually had this rivalry on set with the elves. They'd call them cupcakes. Because I can guarantee you, if you put the Uruk-hai out there, they'll last all night with no complaining. You put the elves out there and within a couple of hours they'll be going, "I'm too tired! And I need more makeup!" Hobbits were cast by large round eyes and big rosy cheeks. Our favorite adjective became roundy. "Are they roundy?" Round tummies, round cheeks, round eyes.

[Elemmìrë]

Tee hee.....roundy.....thats classic!!

[Elfdaughter]

'roundy' - brilliant! lol 'Cupcakes'! Imagine if someone called you that!

[Adunauriel]

I love that, it's almost classic.. Yet, sounds so true it's hard not to laugh...:thumbs: Brilliant

[Luthien Anwamanë]

Miranda Otto:

As soon as I saw him onscreen for the first time,
they showed me some of the rushes, and they said,
"That's Aragorn."
And I thought, I have to fall in love with him?
That's going to be very easy. No problem.
That one's solved.
And he's also a very wonderful person to work with.
He's a very sensitive, caring person and really
quite quiet and shy.

And another one:

I was constantly saying to Peter [Jackson],
'Couldn't I get up on a horse here and start fighting?
' And he'd say, 'No, no, no, you can't do that now.'
So I often felt like Eowyn.
Like, why don't I get to do anything —
the guys get to do everything.
But I think people will see how that changes in the third film.

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Originally posted by Luthien Anwamanë
As soon as I saw him onscreen for the first time,
they showed me some of the rushes, and they said,
"That's Aragorn."
And I thought, I have to fall in love with him?
That's going to be very easy. No problem.
That one's solved. roflmao that's a good one... I love it! :grin:

[ImDaMom]

Gee....what a hard life that must be, being told you have to fall in love with Aragorn. Miranda....do you need a double to help out??? :naughty: :naughty: :blush:

[Tar-Ancalimë]

I volunteer!! lol... gee I know. How did she manage to make it so realistic? It's not like half the female population is in love with him too ;)

[Luthien Anwamanë]

I agree. To fell in love with Aragorn is very easy.

[Striderfan]

Speaking of aragorn (and of what else, pray tell, would we be discussing if we had the choice? ;) ) I really liked the interview with Viggo on the Extended DVD where he was doing his impression of the Frodo's double in the boat scenes..." 'Viggo, If we tip over–' 'We're not going to tip over' '–Save yourself, I can't swim!' 'WHAT!!!' " roflmao God, that was funny....yeah, I also am volunteering my services for Eowyn's double...not only does she get to fall in love with aragorn (always a job perk :naughty: ), but she's also a very strong character...ahhh...that would truly be awesome! :hyper:

[ImDaMom]

Yes, but Arwen gets to smooch :aragorn: I'll take THAT job, thank you very much :naughty:

[Striderfan]

Hmmmm....you've got a point there ImDaMom... :naughty:

[ImDaMom]

That's why, as I tell my kids, ImDaMom lol

[Saruman]

I just found a funny quote by Christopher Lee, in reply to a question concerning his first impression of PJ: 'Well, I parted his hair, and there he was.'lol

[Meneldor]

haha! I like that one alot!

I agree with what's been said before, some of the things the cast come out with on the commentary have been hilarious!

[Adunauriel]

That's a funny one Saruman, I haven't heard it before.. ;)

[Aragorn's Hope]

Some of my favorites:

Sean bean talking about his death scene and how Viggo tried to keep from crying as he ate. { I might have heard wrong though so can someone tell me if I quoted right?}

Viggo in the boat with Frodo's double

Viggo and BK the mother hen kind of relantionship

I will put more on here later

[Mouth Of Sauron]

IDM, you would have to fight me out of the way to get near Aragorn!!

My favorite quote was by Viggo, when he said, "I was walking down the street, half in Strider clothes, half in my own, going back from a sword rehearsal, trying to remeber the combinations, swinging my sword. When all of a sudden these police cars came swarming around me. There had been some report..."

That cracked me up! lol

[Aragorn's Hope]

Felt sorry for Viggo. Wonder what the report was about? I also liked what Viggo said about his boat ride with Elijah's double. lol Poor guy! Imamge being in a boat with someone who's even afraid to take a bath!!!!! :grin: