A LOTR quiz where you answer the questions wrong!

[lotrboarder]

Hear is how you play someone ask a question, Then you answer it WRONG or you make up something then you ask another question for the next person. I'll start.


Q:What does Gandalf keep in his hat?

[lotrboarder]

A: His pipe and his weed
Q:What is a hobbit?

[AlienFX007]

A: Something with which to hold up your hair when you can't find a bobby pin.
Q: What is a little elf made of, made of?

[lotrboarder]

A: Sugar, Spice and nothin nice
Q: Who is the ringbearer?

[Bonos-Girl]

A.someone who carries a holly wreath
Q. who is frodo???

[lotrboarder]

A: a human/ wildabeast.
Q: Why is Sam fat? ( not to affend Sam hes cool, hs funny so)

[Catz]

A:because. just because.
Q: if an elf is trapped all alone in a dark room without a mirror or hair accessories.......can any one hear him scream?
:catz:

[AlienFX007]

A: I've done that several times, and the answer is yes. You put him on loudspeaker and enjoy the display via nightvision cameras. Bwahahahahahaha!

Q: C'mon, I want to know the REAL reason Sam is FAT.

[Bonos-Girl]

a) he has a strict medical condition.
q)what is moria?

[AlienFX007]

A: The drunken demand for the dancing girl at Silver's Pub: "More Rhea! More Rhea!"

Q: Why is Legolas so girly-looking?

[Bonos-Girl]

a)because he has had a sex change (or is that the rigt answer...hmmmm..i'm not sure!!!)

q)why is sting called sting (the sword, not the singer!!!)

[Mirkgirl]

A: cause it is a reforged sword named bee

Q: Why does Frodo never blink?

[Nuraeariel]

A: He's afraid to. No, really! I'm not trying to be funny! ~_^

Q: Why does Elrond wear Arwen's nice purple dresses? (Secret Diaries!)

[Catz]

ahhh a secret diaries reader.....:thumbs:
A:because the blue makes him look dumpy
Q why Haldir?......i mean really.....WHY Haldir?
:catz:

[Mirkgirl]

A: Cause Celeborn expelled every elf looking better than him
Q: What are Arwen's lips made of?

[Bonos-Girl]

a)marshmallow!!!! (sorry...it must be contagious!!)
q)who is sauron?

[Catz]

:grin: lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Illuvatar]

a) The Innkeeper of The Prancing Pony
b) Who/what is Tom Bombadil

[Catz]

A: the president of the Pervy Hobbit Fanciers Club...:elfeek: sorry....just couldnt resist it..... ;)
Q: how many Elves does it take to do a full cut and blow dry?

[Bonos-Girl]

a) 10: 1 do do it and the rest to argue about how pretty it looks.
q)who/what is glamdring?

[Catz]

A: a male elf after his cut and blow dry
Q:which is faster.....a party political broadcast or an Ent explaining what he did on his holidays...in entish....

[XxEvilHobbit]

A:neither. trick question.
Q:what is The West?

[lotrboarder]

A: I think it would be the Ent! Cuz those politic things go on forever, an ent doin a political speech would be even faster.
Q:What is the ring made of?roflmao

My bad take xxevilhobbits question.

Q:what is the west.

[Catz]

A: its what you have left over after youve taken out your favouwite bits
Q:What do you get if you cross Liv Tylers lips with the Creature from the Black Lagoon?

[Bonos-Girl]

a)liv tyler (sorry people!!!)
q) how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Pil]

A: None, he wouldn't bother!
Q: What do you get if you cross Haldir with a marshmallow? (lol)

[Pil]

I CAN'T RESIST! :embarras:

A: An even BIGGER marshmallow/haldir (same difference!)

[Pil]

roflmao

[Catz]

*sighs*...so do we get a question Pil? ;)
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

obviously not!!! come on pil...give us a question...we're waiting!!!

[lotrboarder]

ok ill take over for pil. sorry but i couldn't wait any longer

Q:What language opened the gate to the mines of Moria?

[Bonos-Girl]

a)moriaish obviously
q)where is mount doom.

[Pil]

A: Inside a can of beans (Heinz of course) in my local Tesco! lol

Q: What is the main attraction of Rivendell?

[Bonos-Girl]

a)elronds collection of dresses (oh...sorry...we're meant to answer these wrong???? whoops....)

q)what is shadowfax

[lotrboarder]

A:Saurons butler.
Q:What is an Urak-Hai?

[Illuvatar]

A. An Elf on Steriods
Q. Who is Wormtongue?

[Algamesh]

A. that dude with the insect fettish who works at McDonalds.
Q. Who imprisoned Gandalf at Orthanc?

[Catz]

A: the Orthanc branch of The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Hairdressers
Q: why did Fodo keep showing everyone his ring?

[Illuvatar]

A. Because Haldir had just proposed, and he couldn't have been happier!
Q. Why does Sam love cabbage?

[Miruvor]

A. Because he is a Vergeatarian.
Q. Why does Sam love Bill the Pony?

[A! Elbereth]

A. Becuase he doesnt refuse when Sam wants to come along
Q. Why does Gandalf The Grey become Gandalf the White?

[Nessa]

A. Because white was the in color of the season, and you know wizards have to keep up with fasion.
Q.Why does Frodo need eight companions to take one blasted ring to Mordor?

[Naurind]

A: Oh, it's not that he needed them with him. But he needed a good excuse for their journey. It wasn't just the Ring that was going to get thrown into Mount Doom. :evil:

Q: Whatever ever happened to those two blue wizards?

[Catz]

A: they decided Wizarding just was not a good career option and decided to open a darling little B&B in Blackpool
Q:why do hobbits have hairy feet, but not hairy bodies?

[Kwijibo]

How do you know they don't have hairy bodies?:naughty:

A. Hobbits suffer from a nasty condition called torsular baldness. It's hereditry.

Q. Does the Balrog have wings? :flamer: :batty: :flamer:

[A! Elbereth]

(by the way I have to answer this wrong, so:)

A. No, it doesnt have wings

Q. Why does Frodo flinch when Gimli tries to hit the ring at the Council of Elrond?

[Kwijibo]

A. He was thinking of his poor dead granny who had a Ring just like it ...

Q. Why does Tom Bombadil sing so much?

[Illuvatar]

A. Because his knickers are a little too tight! lol

Q. Why did Sauron create only 9 rings?

[A! Elbereth]

A. Because he could tell the future and wanted all the rings to fit on Frodo's hands after Mt. Doom

Q. Why does Aragorn only sometimes have an accent?

[Miruvor]

A. Because he is an accent re-a-Ranger.
Q. Why does Gollum say 'galumm'?

[Kwijibo]

Originally posted by Miruvor
A. Because he is an accent re-a-Ranger.

roflmao roflmao

Can't think of a good answer though ... :rolleyes:

[Catz]

guys.....can we please try not to put extraneous comments into these question and answer threads, unless youre replying?....it makes it hard for others to see where we are, and breaks up the flow, ok?;) :cool:
:catz:
heres the question again:
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originally posted by Miruvor
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A. Because he is an accent re-a-Ranger.
Q. Why does Gollum say 'galumm'?

[A! Elbereth]

A. Because his brain was fried from the ring and now his vocal cords do not work properly

Q. Why does Legolas always seem to have enough bows?

[Miruvor]

A. Because he knows he will get fly-away hair on long trips, and will need to tie it down.

Q. What exactly IS the Watcher in the Water?


;) Thanks, Kwijibo

[ArwenLiz]

A. A pervy hobbit fancier in disguise bent on having Frodo for himself!

Q. Why is Aragorn son of Arathorn still not king?!

[Miruvor]

A. Because he lost his ticket on the MagLev express train to Gondor, so now he has to walk.

Q. Why couldn't the Black Riders make their horses swim across the Brandywine instead of going all that way around to the bridge?

[A! Elbereth]

A. Because going into the water means their brand new nail polish will chip off! :o

Q.Why was Boromir so rude to Aragorn?

[Nessa]

A. Obviously.... erm, sword envy. ;)

Q. Why must Tom Bombadil sing incessantly nonceasingly?

[Miruvor]

lol

A. Because he knows it's a book and no one can criticize his bad, out-of-tune voice. (I wonder if he sings on the Audio Book).

Q. What can Eowyn possibly do for an encore?

:naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

[Naurind]

A - Defeat the King's witch [of a wife]. :evil: (but then, that might be right) ;)

Q - Why are the Blue Mountains [Ered Luin] called the Blue Mountains?

[Miruvor]

A. That's easy. The Dwarf Geologist who named them was colorblind.

Q. Why didn't Bergil stand Pippin on his head?

roflmao

[Catz]

A: cos hed fall off of course....
Q: so......why did they call him Wormtongue? :elfeek: lol
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

A. When he was only a baby, he would eat all the worms he could find, turning his tongue in gross worm-blood colors! lol (ewww) lol

Q. Why is the ring soooo irresistable!? :naughty:

[Miruvor]

A. Because it's simple and tasteful and goes with everything.
:cool:

Q. What race are Pukel men?

[Kwijibo]

A. They're just normal Men but they're really ill and can't stop vomiting!
Q. How come Shelob's children can speak (Spiders of Mirkwood - The Hobbit) and she can't?

[Nessa]

lol
A. She can! She just wasn't feeling very vocal when she was trying to eat Frodo...
Q. Why were the Riders of Rohan so into there horses?

[Wilwarin]

A: Because they are the only things in Middle-earth that they really have any control over.
Q: What is Lembas, really?

[Miruvor]

A. Lemon bagels.

B. What is the Arkenstone made of?

:mmmm:

[Wilwarin]

A. Plastic
Q. Why to Hobbits eat so much?

[Miruvor]

A. Because each of them is born with a hollow leg.

Q. What is the chief industry of Bree?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. tourism

Q. why are Orcs so easy to kill?

[Wilwarin]

A. Because they were born to die. (I know, lame)

Q. What is Bywater?

[Nessa]

A. H2O with a preferance for both genders. (I most likely shouldn't have said that, someone smack me and I'll get rid of it)
Q. Why is Barliman so forgetful?

[Wilwarin]

Here you go Nessa....:trout:

I'll let some one else answer the question.

[Nessa]

Ouch!!! But I deserved it. :blush:

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. He's not forgetful, he only pretends to be because he's too lazy to bother.

Q. Why does Gandalf have a pointy hat?

[Wilwarin]

A. It holds more stuff that way. It's where he keeps his pipe and weed and probibly a lot of other things we would rather not know about.

Q. Why is the Branywine River called Brandywine?

[Miruvor]

A. The Shire had a short prohibition age when they dumped all the barrels of brandy and wine into the river. pfbbt

Q. Why didn't Fatty Bolger go on the trip with the others?

[Illuvatar]

A. He was too busy with web-site creation. hehe

Q. What in the heck is an Entmoot!

[Wilwarin]

It is a part of Ent anatomy. Which part I'll leave up to you. ;)

[Wilwarin]

Oh yeah, I forgot to ask the next question.

Q. What is Helm's Deep?

[A! Elbereth]

A. Its the inside of a Helmet! lol

Q. Why does Gandalf get Shadowfax?

[Miruvor]

A. Because his toner cartridge is going bad.

Q. Name a useful thing that Sam had in his pack.

[Naurind]

A: A jar of red ink.

Q: Why was it useful?

[I Luv Legolas]

A: He used it to write "I Love you Frodo " on a building
Q: what did frodo think after sam confessed his love to him

[I Luv Legolas]

verymad
come on... somebody answer it!!!
:rolleyes:

[Miruvor]

Well, I don't like the question, but I'll answer. Keep in mind I am giving the WRONG answer!

A. Oh, you doll you! :smooch: :cuddles: :smooch: :cuddles:

Q. Was Frodo really infatuated with Goldberry?

[I Luv Legolas]

i know.. that last question was pretty stupid!!!lol..... :trout:
i'll answer yours though...

A. I do believe he was!!!:smooch: :naughty:

ok...my turn(it won't be stupid this time)

Q. How did Gandalf REALLY get out of the mines after the balrog(is that what it's called? i sort of forget!) pulled him down the hole-thing with him???:huh:

[Miruvor]

A. He fell into an Aquifer and swam out, coming up in the middle of Mirromere.

Q. Where is the Inland Sea?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. In Bree (it's the new pub across the street from The Prancing Pony).

Q. Why do elves care so much about their looks?

[I Luv Legolas]

lol... good one P Sandybanks!!
A. because every year they hold a ceremony and one of the favourite awards given out is "Best Looking Elf"

Q. What is the "Bridge Inn"?

[Catz]

A: its on the other side of town from the Bridge out
Q: Where does Saruman get his nails done?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A: Once a week he puts a wig on and false pointy ears and goes to Rivendell to have his nails done.

Q: What is a mathom?

[Wilwarin]

A. It's a giant hairy beast that roams the plains of Dunland.

Q. Why did Gandalf really change to white?

[Miruvor]

A. After putting too much bleach in the wash, he just said, "What the heck - this is a good excuse for a promotion!"

Q. What kind of tree was the "White Tree".

[Mirkgirl]

A: Nasty Old Willow
Q: Where's ME's most famous resort?

[Lurtz]

A:in the cracks of doom
Q:how does gimli keep his hair so braided

[Little Devil]

A:He and Legolas do each other's hair all the time.
Q:Why does the Balrog pull Gandalf down wiv him?

[Mirkgirl]

A: Cause they never had the chance to finish that monopoly game

Q: What did Galadriel say to Celeborn when the fellowship left?

[Catz]

A: C'mere big boy....:elfeek: lol
Q: Are lembas fattening?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A: Oh yes.. very.. they're worse than chocolate even!
Q: Who taught the ringwraiths to ride?

[Illuvatar]

A: Arwen! lol
Q. Whom does Lurtz serve?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A: The Balrog! Obviously!
Q: From where did Saruman get his palantir?

[Miruvor]

A. At K-Mart in the Dangerous Toys isle. Rated ages 10 - 3013.
His only problem is now EVERYbody's got one!
:cool: :elf: :battle: :archer: :knight: :elfqueen: :dragon: veryhappy :witch: :batty: hearnoevil

Q. What is the Stone of Erech.

[Mirkgirl]

A: Morgoth's fave jewel
Q: Who is Goldberry?

[Miruvor]

A. Sister of Razzberry the Red pfbbt (only female wizard) and daughter of Motzaberry, the mother-river.

Q. Who is Nob?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Nob is Gandalf's hat!

Q. Why doesn't Bilbo own a computer?

[Lurtz]

cuz he likes to keep things simple.

q. why do elves hate dwarves?

[Mirkgirl]

A: Cause they look better ;)

Q: What were the first words of the first female dwarf?

[Miruvor]

A. Gosh this beard is itchy. But at least it's up front where it's easy to braid and tie up with bows.

B. Where are the Haradrim from?
:huh: :read:
:duh:

[Bonos-Girl]

A: my fridge
Q: what is the prancing pony

[Arwen Elf]

A really bad pornography film.:(
Q: Why are the elves immortal.:elfqueen:

[Eowyn]

A: because no-one can be bother to climb the trees to kill them!

Q: what did gollum call the ring?

[Little Devil]

A:Honey bee.
Q: Where is Middle-Earth?

[Galadriel]

A. nit he middle of the ocean.
Q. what was the name of Sam first daughter?

[Miruvor]

A. Poppy

Q. What was the name of Sam's wife?

[Lurtz]

mrs. gamgee

q. who does gollum love?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Elrond.
Q. Has Gandalf ever been married?

[Nessa]

A. Yes he was, but then there was that nasty settlement issue and the restraining order......
Q. Do orcs have redeemability? ;)

[Miruvor]

A. No. Nor do they have credit, nor lay-away plans.

B. Why are the Misty Mountains 'misty'?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Because they're not 'windy'.
Q. The Prancing Pony - which pony is that?

[Nessa]

A. Prancing? The Elvish one of course! :rolleyes:
Q. How did Gandalf defeat the Balrog?

(Miruvor- lol lol lol lol )

[Arwen Elf]

He ate it.
Q: What is a Legolas?

[Lurtz]

annoying.

q. how many dwarves does it take to change a lightbulb>?

[Pil]

a. 7 of course!

q. where did gandalf get his hat?

[Miruvor]

A. At a Camelot pawn shop.

Q. How many tree houses can fit in a Mallorn tree.

[Pil]

a. one for every leaf......they're REALLY big!

q. Where are the paths of the LIVING?

[Miruvor]

A. Ventura Freeway.

Q. How many Wizards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Little Devil]

A. 39
Q. What's a Cave Troll?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. It's a thing that you put in front of your door to keep it open.
Q. What is Middle Earth?

[Lurtz]

really really hot (middle of the earth)

q. how many elves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Arwen Elf]

A:1.5
Q: What does Gamgee translate into?

[Lurtz]

A. little fat guy that cooks tomatoes
q. how many chops does it take to cut lurtz into chunks small enough to fit in a stew?

[Miruvor]

A. Apparently quite a few before he will hold still.

Q. How many Ents does it take to screw in a light bulb, and WHY?
:trout:

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Only one.. because they're so quick that the others won't have time to get there before the first one is done. :)
Q. What will Legolas wear for the premiere of the Two Towers? (and I mean Legolas, NOT Orlando! ;))

[Lurtz]

none.

q. how many times a minute does an elf roll its eyes? :rolleyes:

[Elf angel]

Twice.

Does she-elves wear makeup?

[Pil]

No, they are born with 'maybelline extra length lashes' lol

Do hobbits wear slipper socks when it's cold?

[Little Devil]

No, they just wear slippers.

Does Middle-Earth celebrate christmas?

[Illuvatar]

A. YES! Gandalf dresses up as Santa!
Q. Just what IS a Tricksy Light?

[Lurtz]

something like dixie land.

q. why do elves shoot arrows?

[Elf angel]

To kill mosquitoes!lol

How tall is Arwen?

[Little Devil]

110 metres
what's merry's middle name?

[TheRingBearer]

Sad
How old is the balrog?

[Arwen Elf]

He's going on forty, got a mid-life crises going on!
What does Saruman love most?

[Little Devil]

His nails.
Is Legolas a boy or girl?

[Miruvor]

A. Elves are like Barbie dolls. No sex at all. When you are immortal, you don't need sex. (Just ask Barbie.)

Q. What were those flying things the Ringwraiths were riding on after their horses drowned.

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. moths
Q. where did Frodo hide the ring during the time between the party and his departure from the Shire?

[Miruvor]

A. In the refridgerator.

Q. Who is the mayor of Hobbiton?

(he, he, Mothra! And I have a moth phobia! Was that Godzilla dressed up like the Balrog?)

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Catz.

Q. Where did Saruman get his palantir?

[TheRingBearer]

A. at a car boot sale.

Q. What is an Ent's greatest fear?

[Lurtz]

gimli when he's ****ed off

what is gimli's mom's name?

[Miruvor]

A. Gleamin'

Q. What was Ioreth's profession.

[Lurtz]

waitress

q. how does the balrog die?

[TheRingBearer]

A. By standing on a thumbtack.

Q. What is Sauron's favourite hobby?

[El Ravager]

A: Singing in the choir.

Q: How many times is duct tape and a staple gun used by Legolas in FOTR?

[Elf angel]

1

Who is Elrond's wife?

[El Ravager]

A: Helga, mistress of pain.

Q: How do you kill a Balrog with a leaf and an ice machine?

[Catz]

A: carefully
Q: how many dwarves can you fit into a mini cooper S ?

[Lurtz]

53

[Lurtz]

o wait crud lol (its early ok?) how many times do dwarves use a mini cooper S in ttt?

[Catz]

A: the dwarves decided if its good enough for Haldir its good enough for them so they decide to go to Helms deep...budget style lol ;) lol
Q: what was Gandalfs secret vice?
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

sweet sherry
what ius shadowfax

[TheRingBearer]

A. a grasshopper

Q. What is Saruman's middle name?

[Mathew6]

A;paddy

Q:how old is gimli?

[TheRingBearer]

A. 5466

Q. where was Gimli born?

[Mathew6]

in the hobbit hole at bagend

who is the smartest dwarf?

[Little Devil]

A dead dwarf
Where does Gandalf live?

[TheRingBearer]

A. In a caravan.

Q. Why does Gandalf like Hobbiton?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Because everybody are smaller than him.

Q. Who killed the Balrog?

[Mathew6]

A: gimli throwing a bucket of water at him

Q: who is king under the mountain

[TheRingBearer]

A. Tom Bombadil

Q. What did Faramir really think of his brother Boromir?

[Mathew6]

a:thet he was gay

Q:why is gimli short?

[TheRingBearer]

A. cause he had his legs bitten of by the watcher in the water.

Q. Who is the ring's REAL master?

[Illuvatar]

A. Rosie Gamgee

Q. What makes The Great River so great?

[Nessa the Dancer]

A. White-water rafting, just look at those rapids! Waaay!

Q. What did Frodo have to keep safe and secret?

[Galadriel]

A. his sword
Q. who did Sam end up marrying

[Mathew6]

A:galdriel :)

Q: why does gimli have brown hair?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

A: cuz he dyed it to match Arwens. (hold up... does she have brown hair?)

Q: where is Caradhras located?

[Mathew6]

A:in the alley way of the prancing pony

Q: why does gimli's grandfather have the name groin?

[Lurtz]

cuz back then dwarves were named after what they obsess about

q. how much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Illuvatar]

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!

Please restate your question in the form of an LOTR question.

Thanks

[Lurtz]

o ok lol...ummm....how much wood could a dwarf chop up with his ax?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

no wood, just orc heads... ooops you're supposed to answer these wrong... hee hee Lurtz.

Q. why do orcs hate elves?

[Illuvatar]

A. Jealousy! (of course! lol)

Q. What is TreeBeard's real name?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

hey you're supposed to answer them wrong... lol

A Entwife

Q Why did the Ent cross the road?

[Illuvatar]

Okay...roflmao....

A. To fall down on the other side!

Q. What is Gandalf's REAL source of power?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

A his pink panties

Q why does he wear pink panties?

[Lurtz]

hmmm...cuz he's really a bearded lady!

did gandalf ever have a son?

[Daisy Gamgee]

of course he did - its jean paul gaultier -didn't you know?

why is elrond expressionless?

[Lurtz]

because he is always mad about how dwarves and hobbits still exist.

why does elrond care whether or not aragorn is king?

[TheRingBearer]

A. because he's his real father

Q. Who would Arwen marry once Aragorn died?

[Lurtz]

bob the builder.

who would aragorn marry if arwen died?

[Daisy Gamgee]

ME!!!!!!!;)

was it really an accident that killed her though??

[Tar-Ancalimë]

is that your question?

OK i will suppose it is...

A no, strider killed her.

Q why did he kill her?

[Daisy Gamgee]

because Elrond wouldn't let them get divorced and he wanted to marry me lol

now, should aragorn wear a kilt or top hat and tails for the big day?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

kilt of course... isn't it true nothing is worn under them!!!

Q why did Aragorn take off his kilt?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A Because it was itching.

Q Why did Arwen fall in love with Aragorn?

[Nessa the Dancer]

A. To annoy her daddy.

Q. Why did Legolas take Gimli with him when he sailed over the sea?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

A In middle earth it wasn't appropriate to do what they wanted to do together.

Q then is it appropriate there?

[Little Devil]

A No way!

Q Why wasn't it appropriate there?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

A the valar have higher standards of acceptable ways to show... ah-hem... that... than we do.

Q what did the valar say to legolas and gimli when they came?

[Lurtz]

A. They said "can we join you?"

[Nessa the Dancer]

Hey Lurtz, you need to post another question.

[Lurtz]

hmm...this is interesting...i don't even remember answering that question...must have been one of my friends that i had over...i will figure which one it was later...anyway, the answer is there, here is the question,

q. who did frodo marry?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

A after her husband died he just couldnt resist. you remember those looks he was giving Arwen in Rivendel!!!!

Q did Stider notice?

[Lurtz]

of course not

why does sam like rosey?

[Ranger]

A. Because Bluebell-a was taken!

Q. Why do hobbits like mushrooms?

[TheRingBearer]

A. So they can bribe men into staying away from the shire (sorry i've got a headache :grin:)

Q. What's the main attraction of Bree?

[Ranger]

A. The Cheese.

Q. Why are the Nazgul attracted to the ring?

[Lurtz]

because nazgul want it for themselves

why did gollum bite off frodo's finger?

[Eowyn]

because he was hungry for hobbits!

what did legolas call gandalf when he returned?

[Illuvatar]

A. Because he wanted a chicken-strip!

Q. Why did Eowyn dress up like a man?

[Isiltári]

Eowyn: A. "Silly Wabbit"

Illuvatar: A. She has a thing for trousers.

Q. What did Legolas think of Gimli winning the orc-killing contest at Helm's Deep?

[Nessa the Dancer]

A. He got angry and said it was rigged

Q. Why did Legolas and Gimli decide to become friends?

[TheRingBearer]

A. Legolas has always wanted to live underground.

Q. What was Moria like when Dwarves lived there?

[Eowyn]

A. a tip they never tidyed their rooms!

Q. what was theoden's battle cry!

[Isiltári]

A. "Freeeedooooommmmmmm!"

B. Why did Denethor order the pyre to be lit?

[Mirkgirl]

A: Because he wanted to light his pipe and for a (almost) royalty like him it's impossible to make it without all the fuss

Q: Where is Gandalf's favourite place in ME?

[TheRingBearer]

A. Moria, he was best friends with the balrog really.

Q. What is Boromir's fav hobby?

[Isiltári]

A. Embroidery.

B. What does Pippin think of mushrooms?

[Lurtz]

he thinks they are stinky and taste bad.

how does aragorn know about athelis?

[Tar-Ancalimë]

because he tried to smoke it once
(pssst its athelas)

why does strider smoke?

[Isiltári]

A. Because everyone is doing it.

Q. What is the favorite hobby of a Balrog?

[Eowyn]

snow boarding.

what is legolas' favourite song?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" of course.

Q Why does he like it so much?

[TheRingBearer]

A. because he has a fasination with hobbits.

Q. What is legolas's alternative weapon?

[Little Devil]

A. His pretty face

Q.What happened to Bilbo's cake at his party?

[Ranger]

A. An elf-maiden jumped out and yelled suprise!

Q. Why did Gandalf go to Isengard?

[TheRingBearer]

A. For Saurman's housewarming party.

Q. Why did Gandalf leave Isengard?

[Ranger]

A. The housewarming didn't live up to his expectations.

Q. Why did Gandalf choose to ride Shadow Fax?

[Lurtz]

cuz shadow fiction was taken

who was riding shadow fiction?

[TheRingBearer]

A. His good buddy/rival Saruman

Q. If not Shadowfax or shadow fiction, which horse or creature would he ride?

[Little Devil]

A. A camel, though not sure they have camels in ME.
Q. What is Sting made of?

[TheRingBearer]

A. Plasticine.

Q. What are legolas's arrows made of?

[Aubrey]

A: Plastic, but the feathers double as mascara wands. If you look carefully, you can see the 'Maybelline' symbol on the side....

[Aubrey]

Oops! Question..

Q: What do you get if you cross a Dwarf and an Elf?

[Little Devil]

A. A Dwlf
Q. What does Merry hate?

[Polly Sandybanks]

A. Mushrooms.
Q. Why does he hate mushrooms?

[Lurtz]

cuz they are smelly.

if hobbits are halflings, are there fullings?

[Aubrey]

A:If you put one hobbit on another's shoulders, you have a fulling.

Q:What is the Elves favorite food??

[TheRingBearer]

A. Bangers and Mash.

Q. What is the balrogs favourite meal?

[Mathew6]

A:a glass of water

q: will it show gimli beating leoglas in the two towers?

[Aubrey]

A:Nope! In the movie, Legolas beats Gimli!! (They thought it would be more realistic that way round...)

Q: What would Legolas take with him on a car trip??

:whoohoo:

[TheRingBearer]

A. A hair brush.

Q. Where/how would he get a car?

[Belaqua]

he'd pull one out of gandalfs hat

Q: What would Gandalf ask for in return?

[Isiltári]

A. Collateral.

B. Why do Dwarves fork their beards?

[Little Devil]

A. Their dinner gets tangled in it.

Q.What is the mirror of Galdreial (sp?)

[Aubrey]

A: It's a place for Legolas to check his hair!
Like, just in case one of the six mirrors he carries around in his pockets or pack breaks...ya know... rofl

Q: What ever happened the Balrog??

[Gowpon]

A: It got stuck in a toilet.:naughty:

Q: What will happen if Sam steps on Rosie's feet when he dances with her? (He's pretty clumsy you know.:naughty: )