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legolastheawesome
January 26th,2003, 07:04 PM
And do elves get pimples?lol
Saruman
January 26th,2003, 08:15 PM
What about Dwarves shaving their beards?
lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol
Sindarin
January 27th,2003, 03:52 AM
And yet another question arises.

Why do you suppose PJ chose not to show the feet of any Hobbit women in the film? For some reason, I've been wondering about that. :rolleyes:
Lady Arien
January 27th,2003, 06:38 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Maybe there are some thing we just shouldn't see!! LOL
Nala Greenleaf
January 27th,2003, 12:44 PM
do you think an elf would get there hair cut short!!! lol lol
Little Devil
January 27th,2003, 03:01 PM
that would be scary! :efleek:
SindarinGirl
January 27th,2003, 04:04 PM
Only hobbit prostitutes shave their feet. ;)

When you're immortal puberty must last a lot longer, so the acne must be a real b*tch. Somewhere there is a song to Clearasil, the god of 5% Salicylic Acid.


Totally MHO lol
legolastheawesome
January 27th,2003, 05:33 PM
What if Sauran has to use Clearasil?
SindarinGirl
January 27th,2003, 06:05 PM
Maybe that's why he has to wear that mask.
"You will all rue the day you mocked my complexion!" lol
legolastheawesome
January 27th,2003, 08:39 PM
howcome Theóden isn't bald? lol
SindarinGirl
January 27th,2003, 09:13 PM
'Cause then he'd be a Starfleet Captain, not Lord of the Mark! lol
Rumil
January 28th,2003, 12:36 AM
lol i wonder do elves ever go bald?
Little Devil
January 28th,2003, 04:38 PM
That would be seriously weird,ewwww :o :elfeek:
SindarinGirl
January 29th,2003, 02:02 PM
Take a look at Elrond, he's seriously on his way - but many will claim it's because he's only half-elf, and it's the human half going through male pattern baldness!

Now here's a funny thought - It's a type of testosterone that causes baldness, so if elves don't go bald is it because they don't have a lot of testosterone, and wouldn't that explain a lot about them being prissy and swishy? lol

For the record, the elves are my favorite race, have been since I was old enough to read. ;)

Totally MHO
Evenstar
January 29th,2003, 03:29 PM
Is it possible to imagine Legolas without hair?
Orlando Bloom, yes. Legolas, noooooooo!

The elves are my faves too SindarinGirl! :elf:
SindarinGirl
January 29th,2003, 04:47 PM
Sing it, sister! Loud and proud! :whoohoo:
legolastheawesome
January 30th,2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by SindarinGirl
Take a look at Elrond, he's seriously on his way - but many will claim it's because he's only half-elf, and it's the human half going through male pattern baldness!

Now here's a funny thought - It's a type of testosterone that causes baldness, so if elves don't go bald is it because they don't have a lot of testosterone, and wouldn't that explain a lot about them being prissy and swishy? lol

For the record, the elves are my favorite race, have been since I was old enough to read. ;)

Totally MHO

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
Sindarin
January 30th,2003, 01:28 AM
Originally posted by me:
"Why do you suppose PJ chose not to show the feet of any Hobbit women in the film?"

I was watching FOTR earlier and paid extra close attention during the scene of Bilbo's birthday celebration, and did notice the feet of several Hobbit ladies, yet one needs watch really carefully. Although their feet didn't appear as hairy as the mens.

A natural occurence? Or perhaps the Hobbit girls do shave them somewhat. lol An interesting observation nonetheless.
Little Devil
January 30th,2003, 11:46 PM
Hmmmm....have to look out for that one. ;)
legolastheawesome
January 31st,2003, 01:08 AM
Does Rosie shave her feet too? lol