The Round Robin Game!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ok, this game is basically like the Three Word Game. Just that i find the 3 word thing a huge constraint.
Anyway, here's how to play the game for those who don't know:
I will start off the story with 10 words (ok, maybe not that 10 words is very flexible too:p ) and the next person can only continue with 10 words or less. So you don't have to use 10 words but pls restrict yourself to max of 10 words.
Anyone can continue the story (must involve largely lotr characters) but refrain from posting multiple replies cuz you will probably finish a large part of the story all by yourself and that would defeat the purpose rite? And must try to let the plot connect together nicely so anyone can make some sense out of it.
And no offensives or slandering of any lotr character!
Enjoy yourselves!

;)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

So i will start here:
One day, Frodo was taking a stroll around Hobbiton when

(see, not more than 10 words! Next person continue pls)

[Little Devil]

suddenly Sam jumped out and shouted 'Boo' Frodo screamed

[Sindarin]

Relax, Mister Frodo, replied Samwise. It's only me.

[TheRingBearer]

"Anyway I have come to warn you about the evil

[Evenstar]

donkey that is hiding just round the corner.'

Frodo said, '

[SindarinGirl]

I wish this donkey had never come to me.

[Galadhrim]

I wish I could have had a monkey instead.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Suddenly Gandalf appeared from nowhere and shoved a monkey into Frodo's

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

hey all! err... this is of no relation to the game. Anyway, I was thinking of compiling all the stuff that you have written so that when it is sort of complete I shall post it on the fanfiction bulletin and you can all take a look at it. I think the story started off pretty well so keep up with it everyone! :thumbs:

[SindarinGirl]

back pocket.

"There you go, ready for your trip now?"

[Evenstar]

'Well,' said Frodo, 'It would be great if I had

[Lady Ashley]

a friend like Sam going with me." "Of course I'm

[Galadriel]

going with you" said Sam.

[Nessa]

Merry and Pippin sprang up from nowhere, yelling "You'll need

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

two intellectually inclined hobbits for such a ...quest...thing...whatever

[Illuvatar]

, and you know it would be really great if we

[SindarinGirl]

knew where the h*ll we're going and why."

[Evenstar]

'Well,' said Gandalf, 'why don't you ask

[Galadhrim]

the important-looking brown-haired Elf standing in the corner?'

[Little Devil]

Elrond came round and said ' Well, I'm a little busy

[Nessa]

tweezing my eyebrows and polishing my circlet but

[Sindarin]

I'd be happy to go with you because

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Excuse me," Legolas interrupts, "but shouldn't I be the one

[Nessa the Dancer]

to go on this quest, after all I

[SindarinGirl]

know the best pick-up lines and can get you

[Evenstar]

a mirror and hairbrush any day.'
'But,' Elrond said, 'I

[Lady Ashley]

can 'forsee' the future, though that doesn't help much

[Nessa the Dancer]

because I cannot forsee very far. In fact I

[Nessa]

can't even tell what I'll be having for lunch today.

[SindarinGirl]

"Do we have to take an elf, Gandalf?" pleaded Frodo.

[Nessa the Dancer]

'Yes' answerd Gandalf 'becuase Elves come in very handy when

[Nessa]

you're in need of a manuacure or a massage.'

[Little Devil]

'That's right' said Legolas, showing off his manicured nails. Frodo

[Nessa]

was quite jealous, as his own fingernails were rather

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

dirty and crooked cuz he chewed them everyday.

[Nessa]

Before he could request one of Legolas' famous manicures,

[Evenstar]

another elf rode up on a horse.
'Hi,' said Arwen, '

[Little Devil]

'Go away!' snarled Legolas 'I'm the prettiest here!' flicking his

[Nessa the Dancer]

golden hair over his shoulder, and scowling at Arwen.

[Nessa]

Arwen ignored him, knowing that her own raven hair was

[A! Elbereth]

the silkiest and shiniest thing since golden rings, and put on a smile. She strode to

[Nessa]

Frodo, who was the handsomest of the lot so far,

[Galadhrim]

and said: 'Hey, handsome, you don't mind if I

[Nessa]

join your little group, now do you?'

[A! Elbereth]

Frodo took a step back, taken back by her gregariousness, then spoke with doubt,

[Nessa]

"Of course you can come!!!! Who needs Legolas?!"

[A! Elbereth]

"Hey... but I am so pretty!" Legolas stammered, and then gave his best pose, his eyeslids fluttering. "see?"

[Nessa]

"I see your point," said Frodo, considering. "All right

[Little Devil]

you can both come!' Then a weather-beaten Aragon stumbled

[Nessa]

drunkenly in their direction, hiccuping and brandishing an empty bottle

[Little Devil]

at Legolas, shocked by his behaviour Legolas gasped and squealed

[Nessa]

. Arwen was furious. "Aragorn son of Arathorn, etc., etc., you

[Little Devil]

son of a *****!' Gandalf and the hobbits looked at

[Nessa]

her in shock. Legolas continued to squeal. Finally

[Little Devil]

Aragon got over being drunk, after Frodo splashed cold water

[Mirkgirl]

'Are we rea..." Frodo could not finish because

[Little Devil]

Sam decided to dance, everyone stared at him

[Nessa]

in awe, because he was actually quite good. Frodo began

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

to stare with such fascination that Sam blushed and stopped.

[Mirkgirl]

'Why did you stop?' asked Frodo disappointed. Gandalf replied instead

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hey everyone! This the compilation of the past 50 over posts by all you wonderful people. I haven't changed any of the contents, only spelling mistakes and punctuation. I will be doing compilations for every 50 posts to facilitate easier reading so the story doesn't get out of hand :jester:
Ah... another thing. Does everyone really think Legolas is sissy? He may be pretty but... well... :p
Anyway, thanks for participating and pls continue to contribute your lines. We'll make a great story! (I hope lol)

Compilation for past 50 plus posts:

One day, Frodo was taking a stroll around Hobbiton when suddenly Sam jumped out and shouted “Boo!”. Frodo screamed.

“Relax, Mister Frodo,” replied Samwise. “It's only me. Anyway I have come to warn you about the evil donkey that is hiding just round the corner.'”

Frodo said “I wish this donkey had never come to me. I wish I could have had a monkey instead.”

Suddenly Gandalf appeared from nowhere and shoved a monkey into Frodo's back pocket.
"There you go, ready for your trip now?"

“Well,” said Frodo, “It would be great if I had a friend like Sam going with me."
"Of course I'm going with you" said Sam.

Merry and Pippin sprang up from nowhere, yelling "You'll need two intellectually inclined hobbits for such a ...quest...thing...whatever, and you know it would be really great if we knew where the h*ll we're going and why."

“Well,” said Gandalf, “why don't you ask the important-looking brown-haired Elf standing in the corner?”

Elrond came round and said “Well, I'm a little busy tweezing my eyebrows and polishing my circlet but I'd be happy to go with you because…”

"Excuse me," Legolas interrupts, "but shouldn't I be the one to go on this quest, after all I know the best pick-up lines and can get you a mirror and hairbrush any day.”

''But,” Elrond said, “I can 'forsee' the future, though that doesn't help much because I cannot forsee very far. In fact I can't even tell what I'll be having for lunch today.”

"Do we have to take an elf, Gandalf?" pleaded Frodo.

“Yes,” answered Gandalf, “because Elves come in very handy when you're in need of a manicure or a massage.”
“That's right,” said Legolas, showing off his manicured nails.

Frodo was quite jealous, as his own fingernails were rather dirty and crooked because he chewed them everyday. Before he could request one of Legolas' famous manicures, another elf rode up on a horse.

”Hi,” said Arwen.

“Go away!” snarled Legolas, “I'm the prettiest here!” flicking his golden hair over his shoulder, and scowling at Arwen.

Arwen ignored him, knowing that her own raven hair was the silkiest and shiniest thing since golden rings, and put on a smile. She strode to Frodo, who was the handsomest of the lot so far, and said: “Hey, handsome, you don't mind if I join your little group, now do you?”

Frodo took a step back, taken back by her gregariousness, then spoke with doubt, "Of course you can come!!!! Who needs Legolas?!"

"Hey... but I am so pretty!" Legolas stammered, and then gave his best pose, his eyelids fluttering. "See?"

"I see your point," said Frodo, considering. "All right, you can both come!”

Then a weather-beaten Aragon stumbled drunkenly in their direction, hiccupping and brandishing an empty bottle at Legolas. Shocked by his behavior, Legolas gasped and squealed

Arwen was furious. "Aragorn son of Arathorn, etc., etc., you son of a *****!”

Gandalf and the hobbits looked at her in shock. Legolas continued to squeal. Finally Aragorn got over being drunk, after Frodo splashed cold water.

“Are we rea..." Frodo could not finish because Sam decided to dance. Everyone stared at him in awe, because he was actually quite good. Frodo began to stare with such fascination that Sam blushed and stopped.

"Why did you stop?" asked Frodo disappointed.

Gandalf replied instead

[Little Devil]

'Because he needs to be excused off you go Sam, Aragon

[Evenstar]

will continue with the tango.

[A! Elbereth]

At this Aragorn brightened up, and spread his arms out with a smile, "The tango! I have always

[Nessa]

enjoyed the dance of passion!!!" "Shouldn't we be going?" asked

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Frodo.
"Where to? :huh: " asked Pippin.
Just then, Gimli came running

[Mirkgirl]

without pants. Legolas stared at him and said: "Hey, mate,

[Tar-Ancalimë]

lookin' good! you're just in time to come. don't you think I'm prettier than Arwen?'

[A! Elbereth]

Gimli gaped at Legolas, and then cleared his throat politely, 'I'm not one to know what is pretty and what isn't unless it's mithril,' he said with a wink, 'Why don't you ask

[Mirkgirl]

Gandalf, wizards know everything.'
'Yeah, I should... wait... where is Gandalf?'

[Tar-Ancalimë]

just then, Gandalf came running up. 'sorry im late, i was

[Mirkgirl]

playing chess with Saruman... That censored won AGAIN!!!"
"He cheated AGAIN

[A! Elbereth]

!?" Frodo exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air. "Gandalf, next time you loose to Saruman I don't want to hear anything about it!"

As that was said a large hiccup echoed behind them - It being none other than

[Mirkgirl]

Aragorn, who had found a bottle of vodca and was

side note: wasn't this 10 words per post max?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

getting so drunk that Arwen got mad and started slapping

(yes 10 words is the max. pple, pls read the rules in front. Its more fun when there are word constraints. I juz posted the compilations of 50 plus posts in the previous page so do take a look if u want to know what has been going on. by the way, i thought Gandalf was already present?:))

[Mirkgirl]

the poor king with a trout. The trout reminded Sam

(hey Im following the rules... what's wrong with me today? ;)... btw... you're right it's more fun that way... now Im agreeing with someone... not my day for sure....
About Gandalf - you never know with an istar (actually he disappeared for a quick game with Saruman))

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

of Smeagol who suddenly appeared, snarling "We gotsss taterssss... stupidsss

[Mirkgirl]

tartersssss they tasssste bad, you cheated usss, yesssss my precioussss"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Taterssss? What on middle-earth is that? New kind of elf-bread?

[Evenstar]

At this all the elves looked shocked and started

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

getting uptight, especially Legolas, who thought he could bake great lembas.

[SindarinGirl]

"Taters," said Sam, very annoyed. "Po- ta-toes?"
Frodo rolled his eyes.

[Little Devil]

'Shouldn't we be on the mission? he asked, so they

[A! Elbereth]

all agreed and began to set out towards

(Sorry about the 10 words thing - I feel so stupid now :blush: )

[Evenstar]

Moria, but suddenly around the corner there came

[Lady Ashley]

a Balrog! Legolas cried, "Ai! Ai! A Balrog is come!"

[SindarinGirl]

"'A Balrog is come?' No, you say 'Here comes a Balrog'.


Okay, it's 11 words, sorry I know, trout me if you must. mecry

[Little Devil]

' God, your such a bimbo Lego' said the still drunk

[Galadhrim]

Aragorn who was at the time hopelessly trying to

[Nessa]

snuggle Legolas, who looked something like Arwen in the dark.

[Galadhrim]

'There, there, honey, don't struggle,' said Aragorn, 'you know...

*roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao @ Nessa's line*

[Cuthalion]

...I can be gentle" and Legolas said "I know...

[Little Devil]

you want it.' suddenly Boromir came in

[Nessa]

covering his eyes and shouting, "Enough of all this

[Little Devil]

disgusting behaiviour!' But really Boromir really did want to

[Nessa]

join in, but he didn't want to compromise his masuclinety.

[Mirkgirl]

Arwen got tired tired of drunken royalties and snuggled Boromir.

[Nessa]

In the midst of all the rabid snuggling, Frodo shouted

[A! Elbereth]

'Where is Gandalf!?'

And there, only twenty feet away stood

[Evenstar]

the triamphant Balrog!

'You don't always win, Gandy!'

Then Frodo

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

cried: "GANDALF!!!!" as Gandalf plummetted downwards.
Everyone jumped at the shrillness

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

1st compilation of 1st 50 posts at http://www.warofthering.net/forums/vbulletin225/upload/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2625&perpage=15&pagenumber=5

2nd Compilation: 50plus to 101 posts
Gandalf replied instead “Because he needs to be excused off you go Sam, Aragorn will continue with the tango.”

At this Aragorn brightened up, and spread his arms out with a smile, "The tango! I have always enjoyed the dance of passion!!!"

"Shouldn't we be going?" asked Frodo.

"Where to? " asked Pippin.

Just then, Gimli came running without pants. Legolas stared at him and said: "Hey, mate, lookin' good! You're just in time to come. Don't you think I'm prettier than Arwen?”

Gimli gaped at Legolas, and then cleared his throat politely, “I'm not one to know what is pretty and what isn't unless it's mithril,” he said with a wink, “Why don't you ask Gandalf? Wizards know everything.”

”Yeah, I should... wait... where is Gandalf?”

Just then, Gandalf came running up. “Sorry I’m late, I was playing chess with Saruman... That censored won AGAIN!!! He cheated AGAIN!”

“!?" Frodo exclaimed, throwing his hands in the air. "Gandalf, next time you lose to Saruman I don't want to hear anything about it!"

As that was said a large hiccup echoed behind them - It being none other than Aragorn, who had found a bottle of vodca and was getting so drunk that Arwen got mad and started slapping the poor king with a trout. The trout reminded Sam of Smeagol who suddenly appeared, snarling "We gotsss taterssss... stupidsss tartersssss they tasssste bad, you cheated usss, yesssss my precioussss"

"Taterssss? What on middle-earth is that? New kind of elf-bread?”

At this all the elves looked shocked and started getting uptight, especially Legolas, who thought he could bake great lembas.

"Taters," said Sam, very annoyed. "Po- ta-toes?"

Frodo rolled his eyes. “Shouldn't we be on the mission?” he asked, so they all agreed and began to set out towards Moria, but suddenly around the corner there came a Balrog!
Legolas cried, "Ai! Ai! A Balrog is come!"

"A Balrog is come? No, you say 'Here comes a Balrog'.”

“God, you're such a bimbo Lego” said the still drunk Aragorn who was at the time hopelessly trying to snuggle Legolas, who looked something like Arwen in the dark.

"There, there, honey, don't struggle,” said Aragorn.
“You know... ...I can be gentle" and Legolas said "I know you want it.”

Suddenly Boromir came in covering his eyes and shouting, "Enough of all this disgusting behaiviour!'

But really Boromir really did want to join in, but he didn't want to compromise his masculinity. Arwen got tired of drunken royalties and snuggled Boromir.

In the midst of all the rabid snuggling, Frodo shouted “Where is Gandalf!?”

And there, only twenty feet away stood the triumphant Balrog!

”You don't always win, Gandy!”

Then Frodo cried: "GANDALF!!!!" as Gandalf plummetted downwards.

Everyone jumped at the shrillness

[SindarinGirl]

of Gandalf's cries. "He screams like a girl." slurred Aragorn.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Gandalf landed neatly on his feet, and glared at Aragorn.

[Galadhrim]

"That was utterly uncalled for!' he said, as he reached

[Nessa]

for the telephone to call Aragorn's Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Does your sponsor supply ent-brew?" asked Merry.
"Where are we

[Evenstar]

going to find some if they don't? I'm addicted.'

[Eruanne]

'Why not ask the ents' Pippin said, as some ents

[Evenstar]

decided to join the fellowship.

[Lady Ashley]

Treebeard hoomed and Quickbeam shouted, "Look! Our hobbit friends! Hail

[Mirkgirl]

Frodo mumbled "We'll never go if it countinues this way" :(

[SindarinGirl]

Disgruntled and feeling left out, Frodo slipped back into

[Eruanne]

the back round to speak to sam in private so

[Nessa]

they could think of how to get everyone moving, finally.

[Evenstar]

someone decided it would be quicker without the elves. :elfeek:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Arwen, Legolas, Elrond, I see some tangles in your hair!"

[Lady Ashley]

The Elves shrieked and ran away, leaving the rest of

[Evenstar]

the fellowship laughing like hyenas, until they realised

[Eruanne]

they did not know the way to Mordor so they

[Lady Ashley]

asked a Nazgul for directions, tho he shrieked, "You

[Saruman]

should ask the gaunt green naked fellow, who has followed

[Galadhrim]

you around for aaaaaaaaages, you twits!"
"Ah," they said, "We

[Nessa]

didn't notice him!" And went on their way to Mordor.

[Little Devil]

they met the pesky Legolas again. 'I'm back!'

[Herenyë]

...and ready for Action baby! Like my new Outfit? Got it from.....

[Nessa]

The Gap of Rohan! Leather makes my bum look so

[Herenyë]

BIG!!! D**n....i never notice how big it makes it look....wonderful (sorry two words isnt that much right?)

[Galadhrim]

Aragorn *rolling his eyes*: "Could we please

[Nessa]

go on before the other self-conscious elves catch up?"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

So they continued. Suddenly, Pippin said he was hungry AGAIN.

[Little Devil]

Gandalf got really mad and screamed 'Fool of a Took!!'

[Nessa the Dancer]

This did not help matters very much, and Pippin

[Galadhrim]

sat down under a tree and started sulking. He said:

[Evenstar]

'no one likes me. Except Merry. In

[Little Devil]

bed.' Merry was very shocked and decided to ignore

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Pippin. But the rest of the fellowship were such busybodies

[Herenyë]

that Legolas developed a tangle and Boromir shot himself three

[Galadhrim]

times in his left foot before he managed to

[Little Devil]

grab Pippin around the waist! Frodo was very mad and

[Nessa the Dancer]

started shouting at everyone. Gandalf then raised his staff and

[Saruman]

, forgetting what to do, promptly put it away again. Frodo

[Little Devil]

hit everyone on the head! Then he said' We

[Saruman]

should replace Boromir's left foot, before he gets too angry,

[Evenstar]

Boromir said, 'Nothing will ever replace my foot.'

[Little Devil]

Frodo then said' I think we should go as the Nazgul

[Evenstar]

are coming round the corner with a scary-looking knife.

[Herenyë]

and Aragorn says....Im scared! Hold me Boromir! and Boromir says

[Nessa the Dancer]

'You've got to be kidding, I'm scared, you hold me!'

[Herenyë]

Aragorn says with embarrassment Boromir! What are you trying to.....

[Lady Ashley]

say? Jerk." Aragorn then stopped being a pansy and drew

[Nessa the Dancer]

his sword to defend everyone. Unfortunatly, he didn't notice that

[Turin]

he held the hilt in his hand, yet no sword was to be seen because...

[Herenyë]

what he thought was a nazgul it was actually bill

[Mirkgirl]

the pony in black... Sam laughted and said "If he

[Evenstar]

thought that was a black rider he needs

[Mirkgirl]

a palantir" "A Palantir?" asked Aragorn hiding something behind his

[Little Devil]

back, Merry then ran up and snatched the

[Mirkgirl]

the round pack... *Gandalf was suspicious* "What's this, Aragorn?"

[Little Devil]

Aragorn giggled sheepishly, Frodo whispered 'God he's like a girl!.

[Mirkgirl]

but Aragorn heard him... Arwen felt the storm rising and

[Galadhrim]

decided to run for cover. "Better safe than sorry," she

[Nessa the Dancer]

gasped as they dived into the nearest hobit-hole.

[Herenyë]

Arwen said once they are in the hole,'Oh no!....I

[Aubrey]

will get you, my pretty! And your little dog Toto, too!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Frodo gasped. "If you want him

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

you may take him!!!"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

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3rd Compilation 101 posts to 167 posts

Everyone jumped at the shrillness of Gandalf's cries.

"He screams like a girl." slurred Aragorn. Gandalf landed neatly on his feet, and glared at Aragorn.

"That was utterly uncalled for!' he said, as he reached for the telephone to call Aragorn's Alcoholics Anonymous sponsor.

"Does your sponsor supply ent-brew?" asked Merry. "Where are we going to find some if they don't? I'm addicted.'

'Why not ask the ents' Pippin said, as some ents decided to join the fellowship.

Treebeard hoomed and Quickbeam shouted, "Look! Our hobbit friends! Hail!”

Frodo mumbled "We'll never go if it countinues this way"

Disgruntled and feeling left out, Frodo slipped back into the back round to speak to sam in private so they could think of how to get everyone moving, finally someone decided it would be quicker without the elves.

"Arwen, Legolas, Elrond, I see some tangles in your hair!"

The Elves shrieked and ran away, leaving the rest of the fellowship laughing like hyenas, until they realized they did not know the way to Mordor so they asked a Nazgul for directions, and he shrieked, "You should ask the gaunt green naked fellow, who has followed you around for aaaaaaaaages, you twits!"

"Ah," they said, "We didn't notice him!" And went on their way to Mordor.

They met the pesky Legolas again. 'I'm back!...and ready for Action baby! Like my new Outfit? Got it from The Gap of Rohan! Leather makes my bum look so BIG!!! D**n....i never notice how big it makes it look....wonderful…”

Aragorn *rolling his eyes*: "Could we please go on before the other self-conscious elves catch up?"

So they continued. Suddenly, Pippin said he was hungry AGAIN.
Gandalf got really mad and screamed 'Fool of a Took!!'

This did not help matters very much, and Pippin sat down under a tree and started sulking. He said: 'no one likes me. Except Merry. In bed.'

Merry was very shocked and decided to ignore Pippin. But the rest of the fellowship were such busybodies that Legolas developed a tangle and Boromir shot himself three times in his left foot before he managed to grab Pippin around the waist! Frodo was very mad and started shouting at everyone. Gandalf then raised his staff and, forgetting what to do, promptly put it away again. Frodo hit everyone on the head!

Then he said “We should replace Boromir's left foot, before he gets too angry.”

Boromir said, 'Nothing will ever replace my foot.'

Frodo then said' I think we should go as the Nazgul are coming round the corner with a scary-looking knife.”

Aragorn said “....Im scared! Hold me Boromir! And Boromir said 'You've got to be kidding, I'm scared, you hold me!'

Aragorn said with embarrassment “Boromir! What are you trying to say? Jerk." Aragorn then stopped being a pansy and drew his sword to defend everyone. Unfortunately, he didn't notice that he held the hilt in his hand, yet no sword was to be seen because what he thought was a nazgul it was actually bill the pony in black...

Sam laughed and said "If he thought that was a black rider he needs a palantir"

"A Palantir?" asked Aragorn hiding something behind his back, Merry then ran up and snatched the round pack... Gandalf was suspicious.

"What's this, Aragorn?"

Aragorn giggled sheepishly.

Frodo whispered 'God he's like a girl!.

But Aragorn heard him... Arwen felt the storm rising and decided to run for cover.

"Better safe than sorry," she gasped as they dived into the nearest hobbit-hole.

'Oh no!....I will get you, my pretty! And your little dog Toto, too!
Frodo gasped.

"If you want him you may take him!!!"

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[SindarinGirl]

"You can have him for $3.99 a pound," bargained Frodo.

[Tári Celebrindal]

Aragorn frowned. "A bit too much," he growled.

[Evenstar]

'Hey, calm down Aragorn,' said Frodo as

[Tári Celebrindal]

Arwen cautiously climbed out of the hobbit-hole.

[Little Devil]

When she was out, Arwen saw a huge

[Herenyë]

flowing mirror and it showed that she has a big

[Lady Ashley]

pair of lips, which required a lot of lipstick, but

[Aubrey]

There was no lipstick in Middle Earth, so she used

[Herenyë]

something she found in the hobbit hole and starts to...

[Tári Celebrindal]

pucker up. But then Legolas appeared and

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

accidentally spilled vodka (stolen from Aragorn) all over her.

[Tári Celebrindal]

"NOOOO!" Arwen wailed. "Aragorn! Look what that stupid elf did!"

[Evenstar]

Aragorn ignored her and started to lick the vodka-covered

[Tári Celebrindal]

Arwen. "Stop!" Gandalf thundered.

[Eruanne]

Arwen, started to look at Aragorn in a different way

[Tári Celebrindal]

"I didn't know you liked vodka..."

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Vodka? What's that? Does it taste better than ent-brew?"

[Galadhrim]

...asked Pippin. 'If so, I want a pint!' he shouted.

[Evenstar]

'That's far too precious to waste on you Pippin!' shouted

[Saruman]

Gandalf, muttering, 'fool of a Took' several times. However, because

[Evenstar]

no one was watching Pippin carefully the Took managed

[Eruanne]

to nick a cup or to of Vodka and drink

[Herenyë]

it and Arwen getting paranoid backed up and knocked the

[Tári Celebrindal]

the staff out of Gandalf's hand.

[Galadhrim]

'Fool of an Elf!' Gandalf shouted, 'watch where you...'

[Tári Celebrindal]

are going!!!" Legolas gasped. "But I didn't do anything!"

[Herenyë]

Gandulf says ," Arwen! Your Stupidity is contagious that Legolas....

[Tári Celebrindal]

thinks he's you!" He sighed. "This is hopeless."

[Aubrey]

"But I've got hiiigh hopes! Yes, I've got hiiiiigh hopes! High, apple pie in the skyyyyy hopes!"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

the hopelessly drunk Aragorn sang. Meanwhile, the Balrog that they forgot...


Aubrey, pls keep to the max of 10 words. (see rules on 1st post) You can exceed by perhaps one or 2 words, but not more, because that would definitely spoil the fun of the game. Believe me, it's more fun when there are word limitaions! ;)

[Evenstar]

was having a mood swing and decided to

[Herenyë]

try on some of his new outfits! and Sam was

[Galadhrim]

left alone to fight him for his new shirt and

[Tári Celebrindal]

Boromir stomped off because everyone was ignoring him. Suddenly...

[Little Devil]

the Ring started to shine and whisper 'Frodo' everyone stared

[Herenyë]

cuz hearing the whispers irritated everyone and they decided to

[Tári Celebrindal]

to wear earmuffs the rest of the trip.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Meanwhile, orcs were tailing them but since Legolas was wearing earmuffs

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Link for 3rd compilation http://www.warofthering.net/forums/vbulletin225/upload/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2625&perpage=15&pagenumber=12

4th Compilation:

"You can have him for $3.99 a pound," bargained Frodo.

Aragorn frowned. "A bit too much," he growled.

'Hey, calm down Aragorn,' said Frodo as Arwen cautiously climbed out of the hobbit-hole.

When she was out, Arwen saw a huge flowing mirror and it showed that she has a big pair of lips, which required a lot of lipstick, but there was no lipstick in Middle Earth, so she used something she found in the hobbit hole and starts to pucker up. But then Legolas appeared and accidentally spilled vodka (stolen from Aragorn) all over her.

"NOOOO!" Arwen wailed. "Aragorn! Look what that stupid elf did!"
Aragorn ignored her and started to lick the vodka-covered Arwen.

"Stop!" Gandalf thundered.

Arwen, started to look at Aragorn in a different way. "I didn't know you liked vodka..."

"Vodka? What's that? Does it taste better than ent-brew?" asked Pippin. 'If so, I want a pint!' he shouted.

'That's far too precious to waste on you Pippin!' shouted Gandalf, muttering, 'fool of a Took' several times. However, because no one was watching Pippin carefully the Took managed to nick a cup or to of Vodka and drink it and Arwen getting paranoid backed up and knocked the staff out of Gandalf's hand.

'Fool of an Elf!' Gandalf shouted, 'watch where you are going!!!"

Legolas gasped. "But I didn't do anything!"

Gandalf said ," Arwen! Your Stupidity is contagious that Legolas thinks he's you!" He sighed. "This is hopeless."

"But I've got hiiigh hopes! Yes, I've got hiiiiigh hopes! High, apple pie in the skyyyyy hopes!" the hopelessly drunk Aragorn sang.

Meanwhile, the Balrog that they forgot was having a mood swing and decided to try on some of his new outfits! Sam was left alone to fight him for his new shirt and Boromir stomped off because everyone was ignoring him. Suddenly the Ring started to shine and whisper 'Frodo' everyone stared. Because hearing the whispers irritated everyone, they decided to wear earmuffs the rest of the trip.

Meanwhile, orcs were tailing them but since Legolas was wearing earmuffs

[Mirkgirl]

he couldn't get on display again. But Gimli, who

[Galadhrim]

thought earmuffs made him look too girly decided to

[Evenstar]

throw them in a fiery mountain.
'GIMLI!' Arwen screamed,

[Mirkgirl]

the power of master Elrond, my father, was in these

[Tári Celebrindal]

earmuffs! How dare you cast it into flames! You will...

[Evenstar]

be forced to

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

replace them!"
"Orcs!" Gimli, without his earmuffs, could hear the troop tailing

[Little Devil]

in front of them! Everyone ripped of the earmuffs and

[Mirkgirl]

stared at the orcs.
Legolas cried "I just did my hair

[Tári Celebrindal]

two minutes ago! If any of you orcs mess it up...

[Saruman]

I'll mess up yours!'' At this, the orcs decided to

[Little Devil]

leave them and pick blackberries. They all sighed with relief

[Mirkgirl]

and Legolas used the pause to fix his make-up

[Tári Celebrindal]

Meanwhile, Pippin followed the orcs. "I'd like some blueberries, please."

[Nessa the Dancer]

This took the Orcs by suprise, and they

[Eruanne]

did not know what to do. They could give them

[Evenstar]

selves up to the demanding hobbit, or

[Nessa the Dancer]

they could smother him with blueberries. Finally they decided that

[Galadhrim]

running away might actually be the smartest thing to do.

[Little Devil]

Pippin then went to eat berries, but Gandlf wanted to

[Tári Celebrindal]

have some himself. "Gimme, gimme, gimme!"

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"you sound like a scratched recorder, old man!" said Gimli.

[Tári Celebrindal]

Gandalf blushed. "I do that when I crave for blueberries."

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

"Blueberries are nothing! Look at these rainbowberries, I made them...

[Evenstar]

from blueberries and dye,' said Frodo.

[Galadhrim]

"Oooooooooh, they're SO pwetty!" shouted Gandalf. "Can I...

[Tári Celebrindal]

make one too?" Aragorn gushed while tugging Frodo's

[Herenyë]

pants. Legolas then thought that Aragorn doing that is quite

[Tári Celebrindal]

embarrassing for Frodo. "Stop!" Frodo said. "I'm not wearing any..."

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

belt..."
Legolas shot at the zipper to make the pants stay on

[Tári Celebrindal]

while Aragorn kept on tugging. "Argh!" Sam screamed. "What

[Little Devil]

are you doing to the blackberries?' Frodo tugged his pants

[Herenyë]

up and quickly spanked Aragorn. Aragorn enjoyed the spanking which....

btw the spank if meant to hurt him ;)

[Tári Celebrindal]

made his nether regions rosy...not that anyone would notice.

[Galadhrim]

Unfortunately, the spanking didn't do any good. So Sam...

[Herenyë]

decided to kill him because he (aragorn) tried something with Frodo....

[Galadhrim]

and it was actually quite a dangerous thing to try...

[Herenyë]

and that is why Pippin decided to go after Merry but....

[Tári Celebrindal]

Boromir interfered. "Let us not fight," he said diplomatically.

[Lady Ashley]

Sam sighed, realizing Boromir was right. So he shouldered his

[SindarinGirl]

roto-tiller and waited for Aragorn to stop snivelling

[Little Devil]

as Frodo spanked him quite hard. Then at the Prancing Pony,
(sorry it's just one more word :blush: )