Lord of the Rings MadLibs!

[Wilwarin]

I don't know if this should go in Games or Humor......Mods, you can decided, and move it if you have to.

Anyway, I have been making LotR MadLibs and I wanted to try some of them here. So, you guys tell me some words when I ask for them, and I am going to take a little section of one of the books and then replace key words in it with the words you give me. When it is all done I will post the whole thing here for you to read. They are really funny!


OK, so my first one is going to be called "Encounter With Faramir".

Someone think of an emotion, any emotion will do.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Great idea Wil lol
I think that this is better of in Humour though.
If Orc or Catz disagree then I will soon see it it back again lol
Over she goes....

Oh and BTW

Emotion: happy

[Wilwarin]

OK, that's fine. I wasn't sure.

Thanks for that.

The next one is a verb.

[Elbereth]

How about screaming?

[Wilwarin]

OK, good one!

Now, to make this go a little faster.......

I need 2 nouns, a verb and an adjective.

[Ithielnor]

2 nouns:
dinosaur and egg!

[SindarinGirl]

verb: Sneeze

I have a cold. :(

[Galadriel]

adjective: Funny

[Tári Celebrindal]

now i'm excited. what happens next?

[Wilwarin]

OK, good!

Now I need:

one noun
one adverb
two adjectives
one verb (make it something you can do to someone else)

[HobbitFriend]

noun: book

[Galadriel]

Adj: pretty

[Illuvatar]

Verb: slice

[HobbitFriend]

adj: deranged

[Tári Celebrindal]

adv: efficiently

[Wilwarin]

Those ones are really good! This is turning out quite funny so far. Wait 'till you guys hear it!

OK, I'll ask for all the rest now, just to get this overwith!

2 different places (gerneral places without given names)
6 nouns
2 different life forms (people or animals)
2 verbs
one adverb
3 adjectives
3 different people (their names)
one occupation

OK, I think I got them all. After this it will be finished and I can post it here for you to read!

[Illuvatar]

noun: rock

[Galadriel]

Place: beach

[Lady Ashley]

place: meadow
noun: child

[HobbitFriend]

adj: crunchy
noun: moose

[Adunauriel]

2 different lifeforms: bird & fish

[Tári Celebrindal]

noun: rope
verb: hopping
adjective: slippery

[Galadriel]

Noun: stick

[SindarinGirl]

Job: ditchdigger
Person: Amelia Earhart
Verb: gasp

[HobbitFriend]

adverb: noisily
noun: snow

[Adunauriel]

Person: Bill Clinton

[Wilwarin]

Good guys! I just need one more person to be able to finish it. I ended up not needing to use "ditchdigger" because it works without it this time.

I still need the name of one person.

[Illuvatar]

Last person: Courtney Love

[Tári Celebrindal]

hooray!!! it's completed! i'm holding my breath for ths, wilwarin! :)

[Wilwarin]

OK, here it is! I hope it's funny!

This is taken from TTT book.

"Sam Meets Faramir"

"Patience!" said Farmair, but without happiness. "Do not scream before your master, who's egg is bigger than yours. And I do not need anyone to teach me of our dinosaur. Even so I sneeze a funny book, in order to judge efficiently in pretty matter. Were I as deranged as you, I might have sliced you long ago. For I am commanded to slice all whom I find on this beach with the Stick of Gondor. But I do not slice birds or fish needlessly, and not noisily even when it is noisy. Neither do I gasp in meadows. So be comforted. Hop by your master and be silent!"
Sam hopped heavily with a chrunchy rock. Faramir turned to Frodo again. "You asked how the child of Amelia Earhart is slippery. Mooses of slipperiness have manny ropes. Courtney Love oft brings snow to near kindred 'tis said. Bill Clinton was my brother."

OK that's all. Was that funny? I know some parts of it don't make any sense. But oh well.
Would you like me to do another one? Or would someone else like to try?

[HobbitFriend]

roflmao haha "Were I as deranged as you, I might have sliced you long ago" lol

[Adunauriel]

lol lol It was funny, you should keep it up....:thumbs:

[Galadriel]

lol lol loved it can't wait for the next one.

[Olorin]

funny

[Olorin]

Originally posted by Olorin
funny lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

lol lol lol
encore!!! :thumbs:

[Daughter of Gondor]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
Bill Clinton was my brother."


roflmao

[HobbitFriend]

okay, so who's going to do the next one??? :)

[Ithielnor]

Bill Clinton?!!! What a suprise. lol

That is good Wil. Do another.

[Wilwarin]

Well, I can. Since I happen to have one all ready to go. But someone else can do one if they feel up to the challenge.

If no one else want's to go, then I'll just start:

Give me 2 verbs, one noun, and a verb that describes a sound (yell, cry etc.)

You know? I think I'll just ask for all of the words I need all at once, that way it will save time and posts. So, including those posted above give me the following:

3 verbs
3 things
2 verbs that describe a sound
2 places with names (in M.E. or not)
5 adj.
1 person from M.E.
2 people (in M.E. or not)
a number between 10 and 100
1 adverb.

OK, after I have all these I will be able o post the finished MadLib :thumbs: Then some else can try.

[Ithielnor]

A place: Narnia (Ok different writer ;) )
number: 37

[Galadriel]

M.E person: Legolas

[Tári Celebrindal]

thing: skateboard
adj #1: petrified

[SindarinGirl]

Things: blender, toothbrush
Adjectives: sweaty, green

"Hop by your master" - that was great! lol

Thanks Wilwarin! notworthy

[Elbereth]

To describe a sound
um
caterwaul (please check spelling!)
screech

[Daughter of Gondor]

Adj. discordant
Thing butcher knife

[Wilwarin]

These are great guys! Almost done, here is what I still need:

4 verbs
1 place name (in M.E. or not)
1 adverb
2 people (in M.E. or not)
1 adj.

[Tári Celebrindal]

adj: spine-tingling
verb: splutter

[SindarinGirl]

Place Name: Bora Bora
People: Thor Heyerdahl, Carmen Miranda

[Daughter of Gondor]

Verb: liquify, detangle

[Wilwarin]

OK, most of those were good, but I need a different verb besides "detangle" that one just won't make any sense in this MadLib, and they're not as funny if they don't make a LITTLE sense!

Also, can I have a different name other than Thor Heyerdahl? That one's kind of hard. Preferably only a first name. Actually, one from M.E. would work better here.

[Tári Celebrindal]

ME name: Groin

[HobbitFriend]

verb: skip, chase

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Tári Celebrindal
ME name: Groin

Oh, tell me Tolkien did not really name someone after that body part! lol

[HobbitFriend]

lol i don't think he did; as far as i know, there's only a "Gloin" (with accent on the 'O' ;) )

[Wilwarin]

Perhaps that was just a typo? I'll use Gloin anyway.

OK, I still 3 words before it's done:

1 adv.
1 sound verb
1 adj.

This one I think is funnier than the first one so far! lol

[Daughter of Gondor]

adj: resilient
sound verb: *not sure what you mean but* snorted ?

[Galadriel]

Adv. Lightly

[Tári Celebrindal]

Wait :o !!! It's not a typo! There IS an ME person named Gróin! I swearsssss on precioussss...

*takes deep breath* He has two kids, Óin and Glóin, and Glóin was Gimli's father which makes Gimli Gróin's grandson! :whoohoo: roflmao

well anyway, here's an adverb: splendidly

[SindarinGirl]

Groin! Oh dear, how unfortunate. lol

In the Silmarillion, I keep reading about the hill of Tuna, and I can't help but laugh. lol

Oh! On topic: Let's hear the MadLib! And who's doing the next one? :whoohoo:

[Tári Celebrindal]

Yes, I know! I wonder if Groin's parents weren't glad when he was born roflmao
No wonder Gimli's that way...lol

Well, Wilmarin? Let's get it on!

[Daughter of Gondor]

Where did you come accross the name of Groin?

[Tári Celebrindal]

I can't remember where exactly...:( Maybe in the hobbit...or lotr...oh no...i'll have to look for it... :read:)

[Wilwarin]

OK, sorry! I wasn't able to get online yesterday. Is it alright if I just keep the name Gloin? Since it is funnier with that name, and since most people have never heard of Groin. But you can read it Groin if you want.

OK, here is MadLib # 2!:


"Frodo Confronts the Nazgûl at the Ford of Bruinen"

Suddenly the Rider spurred his horse foward. It skipped at the water and reared up. With a great effort Frodo spluttered and brandished his skateboard.
"Go back!" he screeched. "Go back to the land of Narnia, and liquify me no more!" His voice sounded green and petrified in his own ears. The Riders halted, but Frodo had not the toothbrush of Legolas. His enemies laughed at him with discordant and resilient luaghter. "Come back! Come back!" they called. "To Bora Bora we will take you!"
"Go back!" he caterwauled.
"The Blender! The Blender!" they snorted with spine-tingling voices; and immediately their leader chased his horse forward into the watter, followed lightly by 37 others.
"By Carmen Miranda and Gloin the sweaty," said Frodo with a last effort, lifting up his skateboard, "you shall have neither the Blender nor me!"


lol there you go guys! Now someone else do one!

[Ithielnor]

"followed my 37 others" omg that's some big odds. lol

[Galadriel]

lol

[HobbitFriend]

roflmao Frodo's got a skateboard?! :elfeek: hahaha i liked "The Blender! The Blender!" lol "you shall have neither the Blender nor me!!" *jeesh... with 37 people running after Frodo (with his skateboard ;) ) you'd think he'd just give them the blender ;) lol roflmao lol

[Galadriel]

Well you never know he may have become pretty attached it it. lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Ahh...it's worth the wait...lol

my tummy hurts...roflmao

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Can I have a go? the main thing is to compile some words and swop them with an extract from the book right? Here goes, I need:
3 nouns (any nouns)
1 noun (type of person)
1 noun (a type of clothing)
1 noun (something that can come out from your mouth)
2 nouns (place)
6 verbs
1 word of exclamation
1 adjective (describing legs)
1 name (Middle Earth character)

[Tári Celebrindal]

something that can come out from your mouth: saliva
1 adjective describing legs: hairy

[HobbitFriend]

3 random nouns: mug, door, computer

[Wilwarin]

Oh good! I get to play now!

a M.E. character: Strider

a type of person: baby

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hey sorry, ME charcater can't be Strider, u'll know why when the madlib comes out.
So now I still need
1 noun (a type of clothing)
2 nouns (place)
6 verbs
1 word of exclamation
1 name (Middle Earth character)

[Glarawen]

how 'bout:
1 noun (a type of clothing): tights
A verb: sky diving
1 name (Middle Earth character): Gollum
lol lol these have been funnie so far...... lol

[HobbitFriend]

1 word of exclamation: Gadzooks! lol

[Elbereth]

Other verbs: rowing, horse-riding, fishing and if possible, doing yoga
hope that helps!

[Tári Celebrindal]

HobbitFriend: Gadzooks?

lol roflmao lol roflmao

I can't wait to see how that one would turn out...

[HobbitFriend]

lol like my contribution? ;) This Mad Libs is gonna be great... "I can feel it in the water. I can smell it in the air..." :p

[Glarawen]

Much that once was is lost; for none now remember it (sorry had to it is one of my favorite lines) but I agree lol this is going to be REALLY good ;) they all have

[Tári Celebrindal]

what else do we need to complete it?

[HobbitFriend]

2 places i think... :)
1 Place: New Zealand

[Tári Celebrindal]

1 more place: Moria

[Glarawen]

Is that it? lol this ones gona be funnie

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

haha i'm sorry but i still need
1 noun (feeling)
1 noun
1 verb (to do with legs)
2 names (cartoon characters)
1 body part

1 just realised some words didn't quite fit, and i suddenly got some new ideas

[Glarawen]

1 body part: butt (sorry just saying the word is funnie)
2 names: Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck

[HobbitFriend]

1 noun: Penguin

[Tári Celebrindal]

feeling: itchy

[Wilwarin]

Or if you don't want to do "but" as a body part, then do "nose" (just an option)

[Glarawen]

good one what is left?

[Wilwarin]

Oh no, I'm in suspense! Is it finished yet?

[Glarawen]

who is making this anyway!?

[Galadriel]

I don't know but I hope we find out soon. lol

[Isilgorn]

3 verbs: smite, spawn, ventalate maybe?

[Isilgorn]

errr............i was on page 1 >_<

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yoz! Sorry ppl, been caught up with sch work, so i couldn't come online for 2 days. Anyway heres madlib #3. Those words in red are your contributions (some are slightly modified to fit the text), i think you guys can pick them out. The paragraph was originally extracted from Flotsam and Jetsam (Pg. 549).

'Now let us take our computer here for a little!' said Aragorn. 'We will sit on the penguin and do yoga according to that 'Yoga for Idiots' CD-rom, as Gandalf says, while he is skydiving elsewhere. I feel an itchiness such as I have seldom felt before.' He wrapped his grey tights about his butt and smote his hairy legs. Then he burped and sent from his lips a dribble of saliva.

' Gadzookssssss ' said Gollum, 'Strider the baby , we wantssss to go fishingssss...'

'We shall not go fishingssss... I mean, fishing. We shall continue with our yoga.' said Aragorn. 'And I am not a baby. I am Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and I belong both to Moria and New Zealand.

Ok, that was it. Hoped you enjoyed it. Thanks for your contributions, pple, but i couldn't used some of them cuz they didn't quite fit in. The 'burped' was contributed by myself in the end, and FireKnight6, though you meant to contribute smite for the 1st one, i used it anyway. (changed it to smote).
btw, why was Gollum with Aragorn?

lol

[Glarawen]

HAHAHAHAHA that is a good one.....

[HobbitFriend]

Originally posted by Winyaél Greenleaf
btw, why was Gollum with Aragorn? lol
lol it might have been one of those flashback scenes where Gandalf (i think) was explaining how he had searched everywhere for Gollum and how he had sent Aragorn to find him. That's when they found out that Gollum had been to Mordor. ;)
btw... nice mad-lib! lol

[Galadriel]

Hmm.. Gollum with Aragorn thats a twist. It was great. lol I enjoyed it immensly.

[SindarinGirl]

What an absolute HOOT! lol
Who's doing the next one? :thumbs:

[Glarawen]

here is a better question: Who Wants to go NExt?

[Tári Celebrindal]

lol lol lol roflmao

[SindarinGirl]

A huge round of applause to Wynael - That was really great! :hooray:

[Tári Celebrindal]

Gollum said Gadzookssss!!! lol
:angel: i died from too much laughing... roflmao roflmao

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Haha, thanks a lot. I enjoyed myself too. lol And yes, who wants to go next??

[Wilwarin]

lol That was really funny! I laughed out loud! "he wrapped his gray tights about his but and smote his hairy legs" lol lol lol


Yeah, who wants to do the next one? I'll another one if no one else wants to.

[Glarawen]

Who does want to go next? I know I dont have a good one right now. Can it be an excert from the book

[HobbitFriend]

i think it's supposed to be an exerpt from the book. Would you like to try the next one, Glarawen?

[Glarawen]

oh no you will have to give me some time before i try to do one..... ;)

[HobbitFriend]

haha okay... i don't really have time right now to do one either... anyone else up for it??

[Wilwarin]

I'll do one, since I have one ready.

OK I need:

- one type of clothing (the more specific the better)
- 14 adjectives (yes, you read right!)
- 2 general things
- Object # 1
- part of Object # 1
- Object # 2 (something that can move or has moving parts)
- part of Object #2 (something that can move)
- verb discribing the movement of the part of Object #2 (confused yet?)
- one piece of furniture
- one room in a house
- a race of people (fictional)
- one color
- 3 verbs
- one hat or other thing you wear on your head
- one body part (be nice)
- one verb having to do with eyes
- one name of a group of things (cookie crumbs, chunks of ice, etc.)

OK that's all, that's a lot really! Maybe I shouldn't have listed them all at once. Oh well! Have at it guys!

[Wilwarin]

Oops! I forgot one!

- one person, animal or occupation (one or the other, not all three)

[Glarawen]

how bout:
one verb having to do with eyes: see
a race of people (fictional): elves [i hope this isnt ratting on them]
- one person, animal or occupation: snake
one color: um how bout green

that is quite alot there but u have a lot of things!!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Object 2: Hamster (Do you consider it an object?)
Part of Object 2: Whiskers
Verb for object 2: Twitching
Thing you wear on your head: Bonnet
One body part: Toenail
Object 1: sneakers
Part of object 1: shoelaces
1 adjective: suave
1 room in house: Toilet

That's a really long list you have!!! I can't wait to see the outcome!

[SindarinGirl]

3 verbs: hop, belch, strain
one name of a group: (spark plug) wires
piece of furniture: footstool

[Tári Celebrindal]

Adj 2 & 3: sparkling, horrible

could you tell us the remaining words we have to mention, Wil?

[Kwijibo]

Ooh! I know these! I did one once that came with something about Gollum leaping like a slug - if you're interested, I'll post it!

Type of clothing - Odd spotty sock :)

BTW - Can I try the next one?!?

[Wilwarin]

Yes, Kwijibo, you can do the next one after this one is finished. I think we should just keep this thread for the making of new MadLibs. I have two dozen other MadLibs I've made that I could post here, but that would get kind of confusing I think. That's just my opinion though. Maybe we could create a thread just for completed MadLibs?


Here's what I still need guys:

- 11 adj.
- 2 things (one of them MUST be smaller than a cat)
- I need a different body part. toenail won't work.
- I need something else for Object # 1 (could also be a large animal, but doesn't have to be)
- 2 parts of Object # 1


I think that's all.

[Galadriel]

1 adj: greedy

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Obj 1: Polar Bear
2 parts of obj 1: paw and ear
body part: tongue
3 adj: furry, comical, hysterical

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Winyaél Greenleaf
Object 2: Hamster (Do you consider it an object?)
Part of Object 2: Whiskers
Verb for object 2: Twitching


I take it you have hamsters? ;)

adj: mad(as in crazy), strange, short, tall, huge/titanic...how many is that?ummm... embarrassed, stupid, hidden(i.e. hidden treasure), ummm...if you can't use any of these, sorry!! but that should cover the last few adjectives.
If not...

[Elleth]

Here are some adjectives for you Wilwarin:
secretive
irresistible
colorful
bogus

[Wilwarin]

OK, good, I have more than enough adj! I still need 2 objects.

Also "tongue" won't work either. I need a body part that's not so....I don't know...obscure? (you'll see why when the MadLib is finished.)

[Wilwarin]

Oh, almost forgot. I also need something that is on a polar bear's face.

[Wilwarin]

OK, I also need a different verb. One of them doesn't work. Since verbs are so hard to fit in right give me few different types to choose from.

[Glarawen]

somin of a polor bears face: his nose
a verb: huh i aint sure by what ya want so how about the different kinds by hey i will try: skip, sleep, run, or jump??!? will any of those work?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Body part: elbow

[Elleth]

Here are 2 objects for you:
newspaper
microwave
Hope these work!

[Glarawen]

what else do you need to finish it?

[Wilwarin]

OK.......some of those verbs work, but I still need two more, I'll be more specific: I need a verb that is something a newspaper can do (but not something that you can do to a newspaper).
Also a verb that is something wires can do.

Plus I need two more adj. Then I will be done!

[Glarawen]

elecotrocute (wires can do)
fishy
and smelly (adj)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Something a newspaper can do: flap in one's face

[Glarawen]

that is it right? lol i think this one will be funnie!!!

[Tári Celebrindal]

*breathlessly waiting in anticipation* :grin:

[Wilwarin]

OK! Wow that was a hard one! I hope it pays off! Here it is, MadLib # 4! (your contributions are in red)

"Meeting King Théoden"

Now the four companions went forward, past the smelly microwave burning upon the long footstool in the midst of the hall. Then they halted. At the far end of the house, beyond the footstool, facing north towards the toilet, was a polar bear with three paws; and in the middle of the polar bear's face was a stupid, dirty nose. Upon it sat a man so mad with age that he seemed almost an Elf; but his green hair was huge and colorful and fell like electrocuting wires from beneath a smelly comical bonnet set upon his brow. In the centre upon his forhead flapped a single fishy newspaper. His beard was twitching like hamster's wiskers at his elbows; but his eyes still saw with a greedy light, glinting as he gazed at the strangers. Behind his polar bear stood a woman clad in an odd spotty sock. At his feet, belching at the polar bear sat an irresistible figure of a snake, with a horrible suave face and strangely lidded eyes.


OK, next! I don't want to do one for a while!

[Galadriel]

That was really good. :thumbs:

[HobbitFriend]

roflmao haha i love MadLibs!

[Elleth]

lol Ha Ha! Good job, Wilwarin! :thumbs:

[Glarawen]

I love it!!!! You did good!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
who is next?

[Tári Celebrindal]

that was wonderful, and so surprising how the words fit real well!!! lol roflmao lol roflmao

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! Poor King Theoden's been utterly mutilated! lollollol

[Tári Celebrindal]

not to mention HUMILIATED! lol roflmao roflmao lol

[SindarinGirl]

That was Fab-u-lous! roflmao
Poor Professor T! Good thing he doesn't know what we're doing to his works! ! :grin:

Who's doing the next one? I can get one going tomorrow unless someone else wants to.

[Glarawen]

haha who is next? i would go but i really dont have the time...... didnt someone say they had one?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I thought you guys said you wanted a separate thread for complete Madlibs? I shall start one 1st alright? not a madlib, I mean. I shall just post the completed ones there 1st. There are currently 3 now.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

In future, those who completed your madlibs, pls post them in the new thread! Thanks!

[Wilwarin]

OK, I posted MadLib # 4 in the Completed MadLibs thread. So who's next? I know someone said they wanted to go next, but I can't rememebr who it was and I'm too lazy to go back and look.

[Glarawen]

so do i. i want to do one but i dont have the time or one set up yet but im working

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Alright, then someone else should have a go first and when that someone is done, I suppose glara will be ready? lol

[Glarawen]

maybe. *shyly* lol yeah i prob will but first we need to find some body!!!!

[Wilwarin]

OK, I felt less lazy today and I went back and looked. Kwijibo said that she would like to do the next one. Anyone care to PM her and tell her it's her turn?

[Glarawen]

i will ok?

[Wilwarin]

OK. :thumbs:

[Glarawen]

i did it yesterday. i told him/her to pm me or come to this thread so they woundnt lose the chance. (sorry i am bad with names and i once called sindarin a "she" and he was rather upset with me [and for good reasons.....])

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Well, I used to think Sindarin was a 'she' too, cuz I just assumed most lotr fans are crazy fangals, but i see that I'm so wrong. lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

:elfeek: you mean to tell me sindarin's a he?! :elfeek:

lol lol lol

erm...I think we need a new madlib now...;)

[Glarawen]

i think were going crazy!!!!!!!! we...... need........madlib........NOW!!!!!! lol i will try to find one byez

[Narisunell]

madlibs! fun! i like madlibs! if only we had one to work on... i read the completed ones and i was rolling on the floor laughing, which isn't good considerings it's 12:30 A.M. here... oops! i'll keep checkin back to see if there'r any madlibs to work on... ttyl

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Tári Celebrindal
:elfeek: you mean to tell me sindarin's a he?! :elfeek:



Bwahahaha!!! I remembered I was in this rpg game and he was in it too, and I was typing 'she' all the way until one fine day I decided to look up his profile and I'm like 'whoops' when I saw the word 'male'. Hope Sindarin doesn't visit this thread. lollol

[Glarawen]

Oh god nether do i! lol at least he may be houmored that a bunch of bright wonderful girls are talking about HIM!!

[Narisunell]

oh, gosh, that'd be horrible for the rest of you! yea, Glara, he'll probably think it quite funny! i know i would if i found a thread where a bunch of guys were talkin bout me cuz they just found out i wasn't a boy! lol lol lol lol

SOMEONE PLZ GIVE US A MADLIB THING TO WORK ON!!!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yes quickie quick or this'll end up becoming an 'oh my! Sindarin is a 'he' ' thread. lol I submitted one before already. lol

[Glarawen]

lol I am still trying to work on one sorry!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ok, don't worry take your time, at least we know someone's doing it. lol Good luck on that one! :thumbs:

[Wilwarin]

Jee, this thread is in serious need of a MadLib! (All of you thought Sindarin was a girl! lol That's funny, I never thought that.)

OK, since it's been a few days and no one has started a MadLib I will! Just to keep this thread busy!


I need:

- 8 adj.
- 2 adj. discribing the looks of someone
- 1 number blow 10
- 1color
- 1 emotion
- 1 adverb
- 1 body of water
- 2 body parts (external)
- 1 object (small enough to hold in your hand)


That's all for now. There will be more later.

OK, now it's time to make MadLib...... # 5 is it?

[Elleth]

Thank you Wilwarin! We needed a Madlib badly. This thread was getting way off topic! lol Here are some words for you:
Color: turquoise
Number below ten: seven
2 body parts: elbow, chin
Hope these help you out. :thumbs:

[Galadriel]

Emotion: Excited
Body Of Water: English Channel

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

1 object: heart-shaped keychain

(don't forget to post completed madlib in the new completed madlib thread! :thumbs:

[Tári Celebrindal]

A new MadLib! A new MadLib!!! :hooray: :hooray: :hooray:

2 adj describing someone: horrifying, disturbing
1 adverb: graciously

[Wilwarin]

That was 2 adj that discribe the look of someone—like........specific. Their facial features or whatever. I'll keep those other two though and use them somewhere else.


What I need still:

- 2 different races of people
- something that can go fast (make is as long as you want. The lnger the funnier)
- 2 verbs
- 1 verb that is something you can do to someone else
- 1 verb that has to do with sight
- 1 thing small enough to hold in your hand (something that is roughly round would work best. heart-shaped keychain won't work, sorry!)
- 8 adj.
- I also need a different body part besides chin. Something that we have more than one of.


OK, that's all for now.

[YayBoromir!]

1 verb that is something you can do to someone else - whack
body part - arm
1 thing small enough to hold in your hand - hazelnut

[Statch]

2 verbs: drip and ooze

[Narisunell]

2 different races of ppl: how bout... dwarf and hobbit

8 adjectives: chubby, horrific, horrendous, fuzzy, wet, scary, smelly, and purplish!!

finally another madlib! what do you mean by

something that can go fast. (make it as long as you want. the longer the better)
?
i don't understand

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Well, here's a tongue twister:
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
A peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper
Where is the peck of Pickled Pepper Peter Piper picked

Would that be something you had in mind about the something that can go fast??

[Narisunell]

oh, i'm all tongue tied now..

i verb that has to do with sight: scanned

[Tári Celebrindal]

Weel, if you still need 2 adjectives to describe a specific look:
pock-marked, oily

[Wilwarin]

OK, sorry I wasn't specific enough about the thing that can go fast. I meant something that can move fast, has moved fast at one time, or something like that. For instance, the first time I did this Madlib with a friend he picked "The wolf that ate the Silmarill from Beren's hand". So pick something like that.

OK, what I need still:

- a type of fish
- two verbs (sorry Statch, those ones won't work! They have be something that a person can do)
- I also need a few more adj. Some of those ones won't work. Some that aren't so long, and some that are a little more friendly)

I think that may be all after that.

[Elleth]

Type of fish: clownfish
Verbs: sing, backflip

[HobbitFriend]

adj: friendly ;)

[Glarawen]

what do we need now?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

adj: esctatic

[Wilwarin]

OK, I just need a few more adj. One that describes the physical look or texture of something. Then I need three or so adj. that don't have anything to do with emotions (ie. "disturbing", "scary", "sad", etc.)

I still need something that can move fast. I know, make it something in Middle-earth. But make it long, like don't just say something like "a warg", say "The wargs that attacked Bilbo and the Dwarves in the forest". Do you get what I mean now? Or am I hoping for too much?

After I have those things then I will be done I think.

[Tári Celebrindal]

Pippin when he saw mushrooms in the forest.

Will that do?

[Elleth]

Here are some adj: gigantic, fluffy, and sparkly

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Texture: Slimey

[Wilwarin]

OK......guess what?...........It's finished! *Yay!*

Here it is. This is from the Hobbit, and it is when we first read about Gollum. (Your contributions are in red)

MadLib # 6

"Deep down here by the smelly water lived scary Gollum, a pock-marked oily creature. I don't know where he came from, nor what he was. He was Gollum—as horrifying as horror, except for seven turquoise, round, estatic eyes in his horrendous face. He had a slimey boat, and he rowed about quite graciously on the English Channel, for English Channel it was, wet and gigantic and purplish and sparkling. He paddled it with chubby elbows dangling over the side, but never a ripple did make. Not he. He was scanning out of his excited hazelnut-like eyes for clownfish, which he grabbed with his Dwarvish arms as quick as Pippin when he sees mushrooms in the forest. He liked meat too. Hobbit he thought good, when he could get it; but he took care they never found him out. He just whacks them from behind, if they ever do backflips alone anywhere near the edge of the water, while he was singing about.

There it is, I hope it was worth all this wating! Now someone else do one!!!!! PLEASE! ;)

[Galadriel]

that was reall good. Good job :thumbs:

[Wilwarin]

Well thank you!

[YayBoromir!]

lol Wilwarin that was great! Really funny! MadLibs rule :thumbs:

[Wilwarin]

Thanks, but all you guys are the ones who made it funny!

[Narisunell]

oh, that was hilarious! i'll make one up. i've got time! and does it have to be like a paragraph from the book? plz clear up those thigns for me and i'll get started!

[HobbitFriend]

roflmao when they're alone doing backflips... May this be a lesson! Never do backflips near the English Channel alone!! roflmao lol roflmao and then if you hear singing you're in REAL trouble! ... "where once was light......" lol aah.... that was GREAT!

[Narisunell]

plz answer my questions about the madlibs! someone! i wanna get started ASAP on the new madlib!

oh yes, Hobbit friend, NEVER do backflips alone near the english channal... BEWARE OF THE SINGING!!! lol lol lol roflmao

[HobbitFriend]

lol that was brilliant! haha and as far as your question goes... i'm not positive, but i'm pretty sure that you take a paragraph from the book and take out different words .. a noun here, adjective there... ya know? ;) That makes sense anyway, and those kind tend to be the funniest :thumbs:

[Narisunell]

ok, i'll work on that!

[HobbitFriend]

go for it! :thumbs: i can't wait to see how it turns out! :naughty: these are so much fun ;)

[Narisunell]

ok, here's what i need:

1 Character
5 nouns
2 color words
1 adjective with 'less' as a suffix
1 adjective
1 verb
1 noun that is pretty
1 simile
1 kind of toy

that's all!! have fun!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Pretty noun: Legolas? Ok I'm juz kiddin' for that one lol Blue roses (love them!)
simile: As easy as pie
Character: Pippin

[Tári Celebrindal]

Toy: Mr. Potato Head
Adjective with "less": priceless

[Wilwarin]

5 nouns: stone, fish, fork, necklace, hand

[YayBoromir!]

2 colour words: red, yellow :thumbs:

[HobbitFriend]

adj. w/"less": priceless ;)

[Wilwarin]

HF, that's the same one that Tári just did! Did you mean to do that?

[Statch]

1 verb: fly

[HobbitFriend]

Originally posted by Wilwarin
HF, that's the same one that Tári just did! Did you mean to do that?
woops :blush: wasn't paying attention.....
I'll do a "regular" adjective then (i don't think anyone has done it yet...) Adj: infinitesimal

[Galadriel]

Your never paying attention when your having a great conversation with me lol
1 adjective Fat

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

What else?

[WaterBubble Elf]

~*~ how about these?~*~
2 nouns..... Legolas and Aragorn
Verb....... Shot
Adjective..... hairy

[HobbitFriend]

Originally posted by Galadriel
Your never paying attention when your having a great conversation with me lol
1 adjective Fat
Um... Galadriel... what exactly did you mean by this? lol it's Mr. Disorganized, isn't it ;)

[Galadriel]

lol yah likes that going to happen
Can't wait for the new madlib

[Glarawen]

what do we need adj: smelly

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Is the madlib completed now? Nari's got everything she wants!

[Narisunell]

ok, as a simile, that won't work. i need a simlie using the word 'like' as in:

and ____ that looked like ____

ok? but other than that, i think those'll all work...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

is there such a simile? :o
chocolate that looked like dung.
I invented that by the way. lol

[Narisunell]

okay, i g2g edit this so i can put in the colors.... gimme a sec...

yea, Win, there IS such a thing.

this might not be great, but i tried, so forgive me if u don't like it!!

Hardly had Pippin hidden the light of the fish when she came. A little way ahead and to his left he saw suddenly, issuing from a red stone of shadow under the cliff, the most loathly shape he had ever beheld, horrible beyond the horror of a fork . Most like a necklace she was, but huger than the great hunting beasts, and more terrible than they because of the evil purpose in her priceless eyes. Those same eyes that he had thought daunted and defeated, there they were lit with an infinitesimal light again, clustering in her out-thrust head. Great horns she had, and behind her short stalk-like neck was her huge swollen hand , a vast bloated bag, flying and sagging between her legs; its great bulk was yellow blotched with livid marks, but the belly underneath was pale and luminous and gave forth a stench. Her legs were bent, with great knobbed blue roses high above her back, and hairs that stuck out like chocolate that looked like dung , and at each leg's end there was a Mr. Potato Head.

how was that? did ya like it? i liked the end.... that was from 'Shelob's Lair' in TTT. hope ya enjoyed it!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

you're supposed to post this at the completed madlib thread! lol post it there now.

[Wilwarin]

Hey yeah, I thought the end was funny! Good job! "and at each leg's end there was a Mr. Potato Head". lol I can see that in my nind's eye!

[Galadriel]

I thought it was good.

[Glarawen]

bravo! it was good!

[Narisunell]

glad u all thought so... i'll go post it at the Completed Madlibs section now...

Wilwarin- yea, that was my fave part... that'd be really funny!

[Wilwarin]

Doesn't anyone else have a Madlib? I've done 5 out of 7 of these things, I want to see some more done by other people! Come one guys, I know one of you has a Madlib up your sleeve!

[Narisunell]

yes, i must agree with Wil. someone has GOT to have one!

[Wilwarin]

Anyone?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ok, I'll be brave and do one more. lol In the meantime, someone had better be preparing for a madlib too. lol

I need:
2 ME characters
2 nouns (objects)
3 verbs
2 types of clothing
1 noun (feeling)
2 adjectives

Here's where it gets complicated:
1 simile containing a verb and an object
('verb' like 'object') [can be just anything you think up, no need to be of the standard similes that we use. The verb CANNOT be an action verb!]

1 noun and a related simile
('noun' 'verb' like 'noun') [meaning that we need 2 nouns and 1 verb]

1 phrase that describes a type of sound [don't have to tell me what the sound is]

that's about all!

[Glarawen]

3 verbs
Bounce
Bob
Blink

[Galadriel]

2 ME characters
Galadriel
Faramir

[Wilwarin]

Yay, a new Madlib!

2 types of clothing: hoop skirt, jockey shorts (are those too goofy?)

[Elleth]

I'll try your similes.
Verb and object:
was like sunshine
Noun and related simile:
pigs smell like wood

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Verb and object:
was like sunshine

Erm... Elleth, where's the verb? lol so it'll be 'verb' like sunshine.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Winyaél Greenleaf

I still need:

2 nouns (objects)
1 verb (bob does not fit in)
1 noun (feeling)
2 adjectives

1 simile containing a verb and an object
Elleth, you just need to add a verb to your simile, or someone can help her.

1 phrase that describes a type of sound [don't have to tell me what the sound is]

[Elbereth]

object nouns: vase, carrot
does irritatingly loud ringing sound help at all or am I misunderstanding?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Elbereth
object nouns: vase, carrot
does irritatingly loud ringing sound help at all or am I misunderstanding?

Yes it does help. :thumbs: But you have to type 'irritatingly loud ringing sound of noun' So you need to supply one more noun. :)

[Wilwarin]

Would this simile work?

smelled like a skinned Orc hide.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

I still need:

1 verb (bob does not fit in)
1 noun (feeling)
2 adjectives

1 phrase that describes a type of sound [don't have to tell me what the sound is] (Elbereth, you have to alter yours by stating the noun, or someone can help her too)

By the way, I've decided that 'Pigs smell like wood' wouldn't work. Ok, here's how the exact phrase goes: 'verb' before his eyes like 'noun'.

Now c'mon, you guys can do it! Who's going to do the next madlib by the way?

[Glarawen]

I am still trying to do one i was going to do one about Shelobs lair after someone went and that was part of the madlib i was going to do! so i got to find something.....

1 verb: skip

[Wilwarin]

OK, how about____danced before his eyes like a ballerina.
Does that work?

[Wilwarin]

Win?.......where'd you go? Is the Madlib done yet?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

No! I'm quite surprised that no one gave the 2 adjectives and the noun(feeling) :o
and the phrase that describes sound ain't valid either. Elbereth hasn't altered hers!

[lourdelia]

noun: despair??
adjectives: regal, terrible, blue
sound: like a whisper on the wind

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ok, i think these will do, will try to compile it soon. Thanks pple!

[Wilwarin]

Oh good, I can hardly wait!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

okz i posted it up already.

[Glarawen]

where? i dont see it???

[HobbitFriend]

it's in the "Completed mMadLibs" thread :thumbs:

[Wilwarin]

It's a good one too! lol

So.....who is going to do the next one? Come on, some one out there must want to. It's not hard...really!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Thanks Wil! lol
Who's doing the next? Someone said she'd start working on one while I was doing mine. Now who was it?

[Glarawen]

*peaks around from a corner and timly raises her hand* Yeah it was me give me couple minutes and i'll be back i gotta find that sheet.................

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hee... did you misplace it? I misplaced mine in the midst of compiling my madlib. I was so angry! verymad I had to find the page from lotr and copy out everything again!

[Glarawen]

i am working on it it was 2 sheets and i lost the first one! :verymad: (i write really big. bad habit of mine....) as soon as i finish it, i will be on prob will be in 2 days lots of homework tonight (but dont even go there......... ugg! :wave: bye!

[Wilwarin]

Oh good! We'll be here waiting! ;)