The Fake/Cheap Date Thread

[Reflux]

I was reading LOTR actually :p

[Bonos-Girl]

lol of course :p

[Lady Luthien]

SOME RANDOM GUY PLEASE COME IN HERE SO I CAN HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH THEM BECAUSE HEREFARA IS NEVER HERE AND IM REALLY BORED AND HAVE A LOT OF ENERGY...:p

now i prolly scared away any opportunitues...lol oh well

[Bonos-Girl]

whoah...someone in need of the :hyper: smilie i think! lol

[Lady Luthien]

heheeh indeed i am...but i dont use it cause its quite annoying lol ill just use :whoohoo: instead ;)

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Okay, Lorien's back in action! What did I miss! *reads posts* Whoa....lots.... Rad! There you are. Care to share the popcorn?

I'm with LL. Any man care for a date? I'm up for grabs at the moment! roflmao

Sheesh....I can't believe I just advertised like that. :blush:

[Shieldmaiden]

*pokes her head in* Hey guys! Anything interesting happen today? More specifically, has anyone seen Witch King around?

[Ireth]

interesting? hhmm...can't remember :huh:

[Gil Galad]

this sounds liek a jonb for Super Gil*strolls in hin his best pimpin gear* so which one of u fine ladies wants to b first

[Elfdaughter]

Hmm....'SUPER Gil'?????lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

"Super Gil"? Well, we'll just have to see if you can live up to that title. :naughty:

Now, about that date....

[Ceri Bloom]

he he you guys, me and rad haveen't actualy been on a date yet........lol

[Bonos-Girl]

well....me an B never really went on a date as such...we had a double date with Ru and Sg but he had to go to work in the middle fo it...:p

[Elfdaughter]

lol...that's nice!!

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaww, now, Rad, its not nice to keep a lady waiting like that!

[Elfdaughter]

No, it's not....but Rad's like that!!

[Bonos-Girl]

ooh...harsh words there! ;) lol

[Elfdaughter]

Ahh, you know I'm only joking! lol

[Radagast]

Well, Ceri would you care to join me on a date?

[Elfdaughter]

Hey Rada...we've decided you've got to change your avatar!

[Ceri Bloom]

oh rad ;) i thought you'd never ask ;) of course i would :smooch:

[Elfdaughter]

'of curse??' lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaawww... "Love is in the air...."

*Lorien goes off on Frank Sinatra tangent.*

I need a drink. :beer:

[Ceri Bloom]

okay thanks for letting me know ED, i managed to change it:p

i like love being in the air, it makes me feel special :love:

[Reflux]

and everyone remember

You're not retarded, you're special


;)

[Ceri Bloom]

of course luxie, you keep telling yourself that :p lol lol

[Lady Luthien]

aww cuteness

Rada and Ceri's first date :grin:

wow...I have so much stuff to do this weekend...get a homecoming dress, shoes, etc, etc. I have a real date tomorrow night...so i wont be around here much ;)

hope everyone has a good weekend!!

[Reflux]

what is homecoming anyway ^^;;

[Black Rider]

ooh i have our homecoming dance tomorrow.

what is homecoming? i'm honestly not too sure. all i know is that there's a dance at the end of "spirit week" and there's a big football game and today we had our pep rally. it's all rather nauseating to someone like me who hates football, pep, sports in general, and has no school spirit whatsoever. i think that the whole homecoming things is a relic of the 1950's when they were all into that sort of stuff.

[Ash Nagz]

I'm clueless mate... I love football myself.

[RavenWingsofDarkness]

Homecoming is when your team comes home and
plays againts another team in your own school.
umm duh! (I watch to much football and baseball)
GOOOO YANKEES! YOU GUYS KICK SOME SERIOUS
@$$!!!!! lol So I'm obessed.... sue me.

[Radagast]

Ceri, I was waiting for the right moment, dearest....

He he... We wont sue you............yet.

Someone say change my avatar?... Why?.. Sure I can change it but I will only change it for a avatar I can only get if I reach 2000 posts (I think) so the changes wont be soon.....

[OBsession]

Your getting there Rada - I want a different Avatar! Except Nobody is ever on when I am so I never get to post lots and like have a conversation! :mecry:
I need to find a date soon! Being single is good and everything but seriously we need more fellas in here! *stands impatiently*

Heck I'd almost be up for a date with B! :o

[Black Rider]

so that's what it is Raven? i honestly was not sure, nor did i care. our football team is the worst in the district.

oh and your avater isn't SO bad OBsession ;)

i think it would be rather fun to fake date a MALE on wotr lol roflmao roflmao

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaawww, I remember my Homecoming dance days....ahem...no, I'm not sharing....

BR is right, homecoming is when your high school football team plays a special game at home, which is usually followed the next night by a formal dance.

Okay, now what happened to my own prospects for a date?!?! Hellooooo... :p

[Lady Cele]

Hmmmmm "Super Gil"....it that a promise or a threat, Gil? Won't ya come out and play.... :naughty: Hey, Lorien....maybe Rad's mirror will tell you who your "date" will be.... :)

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Hehehehehe :naughty: :evil: ....if I had MY way, you know exactly who would be my date, Cele. No mirror required. ;)

[Ireth]

I love football!! :p
But I think thats because my schools football team is the state champs and we win every game that makes me like it....cause believe me...if we hardly ever won I doubt I'd be this enthusiastic about it ;)

Mirror mirror on the wall....whose the most handsome prince of all????
BELEG STRONGBOW!!!!! :love:

anyways....Go Sooners!!! :jester:

[Beleg Strongbow]

Thank you my sweet Princess. Now, if you would be so kind, your company is requested at the Palace....ahem....unless you have other things to attend to...

[Ceri Bloom]

rad :smooch: ell now seems good doesn't it?;)

thanks luthi that is really sweet :blush:
so who do you want then lorien?? :naughty:

[Radagast]

Yes it does.. :smooch:

So has anyone been to my Mirror lately?

[Ceri Bloom]

no, i have no questions that need answering lol
but i may pop in to admire my reflection......;)

[Radagast]

He he.. I do that all the time myself... lol

[Ceri Bloom]

2 peas in a pod some would say roflmao
hey can i ask you to do something for me??

[Radagast]

Yes of course, what?

[Ceri Bloom]

well i have this other forum that i know, helped make actually lol and me and mell (Fom, you know her right?) are admin's i would be honoured if you joined and helped us :blush: would you? the add is www.elvenfireforums.tk

[Radagast]

My computer wont allow access to the page?

Something about Norton Int. Sec.

[Ceri Bloom]

awww no! ill talk t chis, he's the techno wizz and see whats wrong-he might be mucking around with the colour again lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaahhh, Rad, your mirror is fun and insightful for one so young. ;)

Hehehe, Ceri, right now I'm just waiting to see what guy around here is bold enough to take a wild woman like me on. ;) :cool: :evil: Cele, my partner in crime and havoc reeking, can definately vouch for me.

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh you have a pertner in crime to??? how cool!! i do as well, me and mocha, or varda lol

isn't his mirror great? roflmao ;)

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Definately!! The mirror is so much fun....oh, and you are too, Rad. ;)

I have a few partners in crime on here (Cele, Rho, Goldy), but Cele is my main associate. Hehehehe we're wicked when we put our minds together. :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh it would be fun to see you and cele up against me and mocha, i bet that would have a few *ahem* complications....lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Hehehehe what's life without a few "complications"? It makes things....interesting. ;) :evil:

Ceeelllleeee....looks like we may have a couple more to add to our crime spree or at least the Gutter Bunny club!! Woohoo!!!

[Radagast]

Thank you for liking the Mirror... It will be glad to know that you like it..... lol

[Bonos-Girl]

its a very useful mirror....you're really randommly wise for someone so young....not that i'm any older....but anyway....

[Radagast]

Well I do have Wizard blood in my vaines..................... lol

But thanks!... How old where you BG?... 16?

[Bonos-Girl]

i'm 15...adn you can change your avatar now! lol lol

[Reflux]

yes, change your avy :p
you sed, and I quote

Someone say change my avatar?... Why?.. Sure I can change it but I will only change it for a avatar I can only get if I reach 2000 posts (I think) so the changes wont be soon.....


see! I quote :p

[Radagast]

He he... the one I wanted is a bit posts more up so.. My bad... lol lol sorry Reflux... there ' be no changing avatars this time...

15... what a great age .. lol (Im 15 too) ha ha ha lol

[Lady Cele]

HAHAHAHAHA Ceri....Lorien and I are trouble with a capital T when it comes to being wicked......:wicked: But Lorien is the "master" at the game....the :angel: hasn't quite been beaten out of me yet....

Add the rest of our "gang" in it...Rho and Goldy....and people run and hide..:naughty:

[Shieldmaiden]

Whoa, it's weird finding out people's ages! For some reason I thought you guys were older...not that you sound old or anything... *coughs* Oh, by the way, I'm 16... :grin:

[Bonos-Girl]

once i got told i sounded "wise beyond my years" in the news forum or something ;) lol

[Reflux]

I'm 18 :grin:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Its not polite to ask a lady her age. ;)

MWUAHAHAHAHA I am and always will be the master loon, Cele. ;) :flamer: I'm Gutter Bunny #1 for a very good reason! Mwuahahahaahha

Now, what male is bold enough to take me on? .... a date that is.

[Lady Luthien]

I'm 18 too! What a great age :grin: Legally, I'm an adult ;)

And speaking of dates, where the *** is mine?? I can't get a hold of him and he's supposed to pick me up in an hour and a half but he doesn't even know that yet, I changed the time...:elfeek: I hope he doesn't take long to get ready...


*starts freaking out*

[Radagast]

I'm still 15 !! lol lol

He he Thats cool BG!

A girl once told me:

Originally posted by ????? The mystery girl.. he he
you're really randommly wise for someone so young....

[Tirithel]

Oooh easy questions...I'm 20- for 25 more days! YAAAAAAAAY I'll finally be able to buy my own booze!

*runs around screamingin excitement*

[Reflux]

Rad told me I was 30 :p

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Reflux, why did Rad tell you that you're 30?

[Reflux]

he thoguht I was :p

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Oooohhhhh okay. Was just curious. ;)

[Lady Luthien]

lol from what a pic or just talking to you?

[Reflux]

from my apology :p

[Shieldmaiden]

lol Seriously though, when I first joined this forum I thought that BG was in her twenties...must have been her avatar. :blush:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaaawwww, Reflux, what happened or is that a secret? ;)

[Lady Luthien]

Yea me 2, SM...I was so suprised when I found out she was 15....she doesnt act that young!

[Reflux]

me, rad, and BG all got warnings, whoops lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Oooohhhhh okay. Again, just curious. :p

[Shieldmaiden]

lol Yup, I pretty much had the same reaction as you, Lady Luth! I think that being on forums changes your 'voice,' and you come off 'sounding' different to others, because you never actually meet. The whole personality of people on message boards basically reflects the impression that others get from you...which may or may not be correct. Argh! That sure sounded like nonsense. It made sense in my head, though...just ignore me... :blush: *slinks off to a corner to enjoy her cider*

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Uh oh.....The Mirror has been busted for pervy behavior by Reflux....which begs the following question. How did you know, Reflux? :p

[Radagast]

Yeah.. not so cool ... :(

Its hard to guess ages... but fun!!!!....

Shieldmaiden can I have a sip of that Cider?

[Reflux]

I hooked the mirror up to the web ;)
www.pervyhandmirror.com lol

[Radagast]

Im not gonna argue with you again Reflux..

[Reflux]

I'm not doing this for an argument rad, I'm doing it cos its funny
its not even refering to you anymore :p

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaawww, now, guys, its all in good fun. ;) :p
Rad, darling, you're a good sport. :thumbs:

[Ireth]

how old am I? :huh:

[Reflux]

you tell us that, thats why its called a question ;)
BG's playing atmosfear
wierdness :p

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Cele, come have a drink with me whilst we wait for dates. entdraught :beer:

[Shieldmaiden]

*pours Rada a glass* Here you go! It's the best cider ever. What should we toast to?

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaawww, Reflux, Rad, come out and play some more!! roflmao

[Radagast]

We are playing We are playing... I was only goof'in around Reflux!!!...

[Lady Cele]

Now Lorien...it doesn't take much for me to be feeling no pain....:beer: One will do it....thank you.... Maybe some brave soul will come along and take a chance, my friend...

[Shieldmaiden]

*finishes off her cider in one long swig* Well guys, I've got to be heading out now...Talk to all of you later! :wave:

[Ireth]

I'm 61 :)

[OBsession]

I'm 15! I'll be 16 in 106 days though!

I always thought Rad was 24-25 and I thought BG was about 21-22! lol For some reason I thought Reflux was 16? lol

OB

Ireth are you really 61?!?

[Ireth]

lol no
I'm 16

[OBsession]

lol 16 ok!

It seems that alot of us are only young (well majority) I always thought I was the youngest person and that I was surrounded by 20-30 year olds! lol Interesting!

[Bawax]

i'm only 14, i must be the baby of the group. :rolleyes: :evil:

[Ice Dragoness]

OMG it's B!

*runs over and gives him a big hug*

Well.....I havent seen you in ages......normal reaction...lol

[Lady Cele]

lol I think we have a little bit of every age in here...but who cares, its all in good fun....:thumbs:

[Ice Dragoness]

Yeah and we all learn to act our shoe size instead of our age anyways :grin: lol

[Bawax]

*strolls round marking his territiory and growls a little at the lesser males* lol

oh, helly icey *big hugs and a sly squeeze of the butt*
did you miss me? or have you just been getting bored with the lack of dark corner/pool table action? :evil:

*continues marking territory, whistling while he works*

[Lady Cele]

lol True, Ice...I would be a very happy 7 year old...Lordy, I don't think I can even remember being 7 anymore....:rolleyes:

[Ice Dragoness]

Well a little bit of both, I think my corner is starting to gather cobwebs it hasnt been used in so long :grin:

Want to go "clean the corner out?" :naughty:

[Bonos-Girl]

heya B! lol lol long time no see....

wow...i'm really impressed with the age everyone thought i was! :p

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Ice Dragoness
Well a little bit of both, I think my corner is starting to gather cobwebs it hasnt been used in so long :grin:

Want to go "clean the corner out?" :naughty:

i really would, i think i "marked" the area enough now.

*turns the lights off near the corner and gets a healthy supply of jelly* :naughty:

hello BG, want some hot, cobwebby, corner action? we can make it a party, bring a food group, or booze, thats good too. :)

[Ceri Bloom]

i must be one of the babys of the group..lil old 14 yr old me lol but i bvously make up for it with me mouth :grin:

[Bonos-Girl]

booze is always good...but i think i'll pass on that offer ;) lol

i only turned 15 less than a month ago ceri...whens your birthday?

[Ceri Bloom]

my birthday is in feb, ages away mecry lol thats cool, i think i remember wishing happy b-day.....:p
and i like booze ill have some :grin:

[Bonos-Girl]

lol....well...i'm almost the yungest in my year and it sucks....esepcially since when i do my work experiance i won;t be able to do loadsa stuff cos i won;'t be 16...

[Ceri Bloom]

aawwww poor you lol :( what do you want to do for work experience?? i might be a fireman person for a week! :hyper:

[Ice Dragoness]

ooooh I'd like to be a fireman, except I'd make all the fires to put out lol

[Reflux]

rolf, pyromaniac :p:flamer:
fireman would be interesting
and a quick on topic :p
are their actually any single guys left now?
all you poor ladies lol

[Ice Dragoness]

Yeah but being single is fun, we can have girly nights were we all sit around in our skimpy pj's and get drunk lol :flamer:

[Bonos-Girl]

well...im gonna work somewhere i don;t need to be 16....but for actual proper work experiance...i wanna go work in a hospital or seomthing but i can;t til i#m 16 at my local hospital

[Reflux]

*faints* :drool:
don't give me those kind of images icey lol
and Bg, you know at work experience you can't be a surgeon ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

yeah...but seriously...the hospital wont let you work experiance there unless you're 16 or over..

[Reflux]

thats really sucky :(
kinda wierd rule really, if ur in that year they should let you

[Bonos-Girl]

yep....but i'm gonna work in megazone...hopefully....:p

if not i'll end up wrking in writtle college as an 'animal technician' whatever that is...

[Reflux]

I'm sure Pil would have an answer to that that no-one would want :p
and megazone, ya free games for me lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...dunno if i can get you free games...but i'll try! lol

[Reflux]

course ya will ;)
get me job to :p

[Bonos-Girl]

lol....did you ever think you could just apply yourself?! :p

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Hold on just a hairy-footed minute. Cele, does that mean you and I are the only LEGAL drinkers in this dating pool? Hmmm....
Oh well, would much rather act my shoe size anyway. ;)

[Bawax]

i'm a legal drinker too Lorien, its just my mental age, very similar to my shoe size unfortunately, 11. :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

hehehe so much fun and love lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Good to know, Bawax!! That would make my mental age 7 1/2! Woohoo!! Now...where's my Barbie dolls?

I'm bored....someone come play or drink with me! :naughty: :beer:

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh me me!! pick me!! roflmao that would make me a 5 yr old lol lol lol

:beer:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Yay!! Cool, Ceri, that would make me 71/2, Cele 7, and you 5! Hehehehehe! entdraught

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah!! i wonder what mocha is...:huh: she hasn't been on for a while :(

entdraught

[Reflux]

I'm LEGAL :grin:
*is 18*

[Lady Luthien]

yay Reflux!!

when did you turn 18? Happy B-Day btw :grin:

I'll be 18 in 5 days :whoohoo:

[Reflux]

september 9th ^^
thanks :grin:

[Lady Luthien]

welcome ;)

so....how is everyone??

[Reflux]

bored :p
may go to bed :p
was talking to pil but she went offline without even saying bye mecry

[Shieldmaiden]

Is it just me or are Sundays really slow? Not that I'm complaining or anything...[I don't want to go to school tomorrow! :p]

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Hahaha LEGAL drinker in the US, Reflux, requires you to be over 21. ;) At least you're not jail bait anymore then! :thumbs:

[Lady Cele]

Woohoo, Lorien...I'll join you...but can only have one...more than that I'm liable to do something rather embarrassing...and we can't have that, now can we....lol Awww Reflux, its a good thing your not jailbait anymore...but when your 21st rolls around, we'll help you celebrate...:cool:

[OBsession]

I'm 15 but that doesn't stop me from having a few :beer:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Well, Cele, it looks like there are no eligible males out there willing to take us on.

Come on, let's have a drink and get loony. entdraught :beer:

[Ireth]

I just got back from the movies...I went to go see "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" it was so scary!! I spilled the popcorn and choked on my drink :blush: and then I laughed.....

anyways...where's my date?

[Lady Luthien]

omg

was that not THE scariest movie you've ever seen?? I almost cried in the theater I was so terrified from the grossness and scariness of it...and the whole way home I was shaking, and all the next morning to...that thing messes with your mind! I mean its a true story, it all happened,and the guy has not been caught yet I dont think and the case is still open...:elfeek:

and yes...good question...where is MY date??

[Ice Dragoness]

He went mad so we shot him :grin:

[Lady Luthien]

heheheh...well I hope he comes back to life so we can talk...soo many things to say ;)

[Ireth]

I think tonite around 1 am I'm going to go to my friend Amanda's house (she saw the movie with me) and stand outside her window and turn on a chainsaw and rev it up...I think that would be sooo funny! lol Man, she's gonna kill me....

[OBsession]

I might have to see that movie! I LOVE scary movies!

[Ice Dragoness]

I havent seen a good scary movie since I saw 'The Ring' now that scared the **** outta me!

[Ireth]

lol I saw that the other day on TV...the first time I saw it my friend started crying at the part where the girl crawls out of the TV...it was great :p

[Beleg Strongbow]

As a story...it's not that scary...but the the way it was directed and the cinematography is what makes that movie porbably the most disturbing one I've ever seen!

[Alcarohtar]

"The Ring" is an awesome movie... but it's just a copy of the japanese movie "Ringu". By the way I've seen Ringu 0, 1 & 2. Excellent movies

[Ireth]

Al (can I call you that?) what happens in the second and third Ringu?

'They' was a pretty good movie too...
Oh I so want to see Scary Movie 3 !!!! It comes out this Friday and I'm so gonna laugh my pants off lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Eeewww, I hate scary movies, ever since I saw Poltergeist when I was about 6....you know, the scene where the guy's face starts falling apart? *shutters* :o

[OBsession]

I thought the Poltergeist was great! I loved The Ring and I also liked All the Haloweens! Now any Scary movie that has dolls that move around or inhumane alien type creatures freak, they freak me out! It's not natural! Can you believe I got scared in Chucky??? lol I can sit and watch any other movie with psycho killers but when it comes to Alien creatures - that's it! I snap! lol

*looks in the dark for jeepers creepers and begins to sing Spongebob Squarepants theme for comfort*

OB

[Gil Galad]

i missed too much to start readin over it all, cud someone paprphrase it for me?

[Ice Dragoness]

Talking about scary movies.....me kicking butt on the weekend :grin:

Yeah something like that

[Gil Galad]

actuaklly i didnt think the ring was at all scarey, it justr didnt get to me ata ll

[Ice Dragoness]

The Exorcist freaked me out a bit as well, I'm not really one to be scared by movies

Signs was kinda creepy too

[Bonos-Girl]

the rings just all the ringus squished together isn;t it? i can;t remember....something like that...lol

and apparelntly my mental age..a.ccording to shoe size...woyuld be 5/6 :elfeek:! lol

[Gil Galad]

how do u work that out BG, the exorist was good i have to say

[Reflux]

The ring was all 3 japanese movies put into one ^^

[Gil Galad]

iv herd the japanesse version is good alrite

[Alcarohtar]

Originally posted by Ireth
Al (can I call you that?) what happens in the second and third Ringu?

'They' was a pretty good movie too...
Oh I so want to see Scary Movie 3 !!!! It comes out this Friday and I'm so gonna laugh my pants off lol

Let's see... In Ringu2 Sadako keeps killing people until she is destroyed. Ringu 0 tells how everything began.

[Lorien Greenleaf]

*sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalalalalala I'm not listening....still hate scary movies....

Honestly, I think it all depends on what stage in life you see these things. Like I saw Jaws for the first time as a teen and laughed my butt off....but then, like I said, I saw Poltergeist when I was 6 and had nightmares for months....can't believe I just admitted to that....:rolleyes: :elfeek:

[Evenstar]

I can't stand scary films either - i had nightmares just watching Scooby Doo! :blush:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Now, see, here's the thing. I can watch gratuitous violence like in Gladiator or Once Upon a Time in Mexico....but add that scare factor in there, and I'm finished. :p :(

[Evenstar]

me too :(

though once I start watching a scary film I have to watch it to the end, just so I know what happens! lol

[Bonos-Girl]

wow! i was right...and i've never ebven seen any of the ringus...lol

[Reflux]

about your mental age? lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol....well...that too i guess! ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

Eve you are so like me! lol i hate scary movies they make me feel really really sick *puke* give me a good comedy anyday ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

i like scary movies....the ring was actually veryu scary though....i don;t get it,...interview with the vampire was an 18 and the ring was so much more worthy of that but was only a 15...

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Lorien Greenleaf
Well, Cele, it looks like there are no eligible males out there willing to take us on.

Come on, let's have a drink and get loony. entdraught :beer:

take you two on? :evil: :naughty:

i haven't seen a scary movie for ages, i think i grew out of them a few years ago, they don't freak me out no more. i feel like i'm missing out now. :(

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aawww, I LOVED "Interview"....mmmm....Brad Pitt with long hair and fangs....nice..... :naughty:

YAY!! Bawax came out to play with me!! What shall we play? :naughty:

[Ceri Bloom]

well im glad i don't watch them! lol can anyin explain to me what Psyco is about??

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Lorien Greenleaf
Aawww, I LOVED "Interview"....mmmm....Brad Pitt with long hair and fangs....nice..... :naughty:

YAY!! Bawax came out to play with me!! What shall we play? :naughty:

errr, i think all "strip" games are out of the window after recent tellings off but i think darkened corner strip games work, twister is my fave but we could vote on it. :huh: :evil:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Mwuahaha I'm game for just about anything you can handle. :naughty: Twister is a personal fave of my own, as well. Now...where's that dark corner.... :evil:

[Bawax]

*dusts off the dark corner*

i just hope icey isn't asleep and in a drunken state here. actually....... :naughty:

so, twister it is, can you see the colours in the dark or shall we just guess?

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Colors? Who needs colors? :evil:

Now, wait one minute...who said this was going to be a group effort? I like the one-on-one game a little better. :naughty:

[Bawax]

one on one sounds fair to me. colours are a big help, you don't want me putting my foot on the brown now do you? please don't put your foot down too hard on the purple cause that may be too much for me to take. :grin:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Hahaha that wasn't my foot going for the purple. :p And just how can you see the spinner or are you just making it up as we go along? :naughty:

[Bawax]

making it up?.............. would i? :angel:

ok left hand to pink and is that your hand or did the drunk in the corner wake up and join in? :elfeek: :naughty:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Oh now, don't give me that angelic look. It takes one evil temptress to know another evil tempter. :evil:

lol Nope, that was me. I don't share well, remember? Ah!! You're hands are cold!! :elfeek:

[Bawax]

a bit of friction and they'll be up at body temperature.

right foot to brown..... this could be a tricky move but where theres a will theres a way. lol

oops, it must have been my hand, it was cold, getting a little premature with the moves there. :o :grin:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Well, get frictioning, mister! You're hands are like ice! :elfeek:

Right foot yellow....now this promises to be interesting...with my left foot all the way over there...and your.....oh the sacrifices I make to win. :naughty:

So, have we decided the prize for winning? :evil: When does the whipped cream come into play?

[Bawax]

*friction, friction, friction* i think twister in a hot tub would be easier then all this. :naughty:

right hand to blue.... this is gonna be a challenge but i can't see how i'm gonna lose out here really. :evil:

i don't know where the whipped cream comes into things, i'm always one for living for the moment so it may as well get involved now, we'll just leave the body paint for the winner to o as they please. :grin:

[Lady Luthien]

*smiles B and Lorien*

I feel something developing...

[Ireth]

have you ever played strip twister?? now thats a fun game...especially with a brown haired blue eyed hunk that keeps getting me in the strangest positions :naughty:

I am afraid of clowns now...after I saw the movie 'Killer Clowns' yeah and get this....I went to this cornfield that's a maze in the country and a guy wearing a clown mask chased me with a chainsaw!! I just about gave him a right hook ;)

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Yeah, so do I, LL. :naughty:

Much less room to maneuver in a hot tub.... I like space.

Left hand green...hmm...I fear I'm loosing my grip on the situation....nope, nevermind!

I guess that means the trapeze has to wait for later as well?

Ireth, strip twister? Why do you think we're in a dark corner?

[Bawax]

ok sorry about this LL and Ireth but were having a game on 1-on-1, i think were at a critical period so concerntration is important. lol

left hand to red, you may have to take my weight a bit Lorien, i'm sure you'll find a way to cope with it. :evil:

trapeze? i was happy with a paddling pool of jelly but this is even better. :naughty:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Lady Luthien
I feel something developing...

hang on, was that your hand i felt a while back? :o lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Mmmm...there's ALWAYS room for jello....

Of course that was my hand, silly, unless you have a third one I don't know about. :naughty:

I'm coping just fine, don't you worry about it. I can take what ever you give me. However, getting my right foot to that green spot way over there may now prove a bit difficult....Who touched my ankle?!? :o

[Bawax]

jello could prove to be a hazard if your taking whatever i have to give, still it'd be an experiance none the less. :naughty:

your ankle? i don't think it was me, my hands are occupied right now and i don't think i can reach don there with my old chap. :huh:

Left foot to green, how will i get my foot over you in that position. its worth a go. :huh: :evil:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

I'm always up for new experiences! Its the spice of life.

Believe me, I know EXACTLY where your hands are and don't you move them either. :naughty:

Ouch! I think I just got a burn on my elbow...hmm...your foot is where mine needs to be. Good thing I'm flexible.

[Bawax]

ok right foot to pink, i don't think theres room at the moment, try a bit of cream and it might get in where i want it to.

are you sure that your ok with my weight, i don't like putting such pressures on you.............. still if it means victory and an hour with the whipped cream. :naughty: lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

:o I felt that!

I told you I can handle whatever you give me, and besides, I find it difficult to believe that you don't want to put "such pressures" on me. ;)

Right foot blue....Are you waiting for me to give in? I seem to be much more flexible than you. :naughty:

Just an HOUR?!?!

[Lady Cele]

Hmmmmm what have we here? Seems a rather interesting game of twister if I do say so myself....:naughty: Lorien, Lorien, Lorien......behave yourself...I saw where that hand went.....:thumbs:

[Lady Luthien]

lol...

yes guys...behave...;)

heheh j/k

[Shieldmaiden]

*walks in* :o Oh, dear petra! What's going on here? *shields her eyes* So...*coughs* Hey Lady Luth! How're things today? *pours herself a glass of...what else?...cider*

[Lady Luthien]

lol

hiya shieldmaiden...today was an interesting day....lol boy situation here...the one where you cant tell if hes interested in you or not

[Shieldmaiden]

Aw...well, I hope it works out for you! :thumbs: Today I almost fell asleep in Spanish class...lol I can tell no one will be jealous of my day!

[Lady Luthien]

lol! thanks

[Shieldmaiden]

:)

Well, hand it to me for being a procrastinator...I really should be studying for the stupid PSATs, which are tomorrow...but I'll do it later. It's just not a good time right now! *pouts as her conscience yells at her* Okay!!! I'll start studying in...ten minutes!

*looks around* Um...you all probably think I'm weird for talking to the voices in my head, huh?

[Ice Dragoness]

I procrastinate too much....like today I need to tape something, go put some film in for developing and go clean some paddocks...

And I'm still sitting here drinking coffee saying I'll do it soon...

[Lady Luthien]

im such a procrastinator....its quite bad.
oh well...

[Shieldmaiden]

lol Funny! I do that too [except for the coffee part, coffee makes me jittery :hyper:]. Um, I'm probably dumb for not knowing this, but...what are paddocks?

[Ice Dragoness]

Their like fields where my horses stay....dont worry I ask stupid questions all the time and that isnt one

Like to dad this morning "Wheres the coffee gone?"

"Ummm your holding it in your hand"

Oops

[Shieldmaiden]

Ohhhh...okay! Thanks!

It's okay, Icey...I ask lots of stupid questions too! One time my friends came over to visit, and then they said they had to go now because their mom wanted them to come home, and I asked, 'Where are you going?' :blush: Okaaay...not very bright sometimes...

Well, got to go now...darn stupid studying... *starts muttering under her breath* Talk to all of you later! :wave:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

BEHAVE? What is this word, Cele?

You know I've never "behaved" (such a curse word!) a day in my life! pfbbt :flamer: MWuahahahaha!

Besides, B knows exactly where my hand went. ;) :thumbs:

[Beleg Strongbow]

**...runs in the door out of breathe!!!**

What's happening in here?? People down the road were talking about a game of ...ahem..."Twister" going on in Icey's darkened corner. Is it still going? Can anyone play?? I would be sorley upset if I've missed out! pfbbt pfbbt

**shades eyes and tries to peer into the darkened corner of the room. Sees an indefinable shape of bodies on a Twister mat...**

hhmmm...Bawax...I should have known that you would be up for a game....eeerrr....oh! Lorien....you too? Who else is over there?

[Lady Cele]

Hmmmmm come on over, Beleg...Lorien and Bawax.....are somewhat twisted...... lol I think another game can be arranged....but have you the courage to play with me....:naughty: l

[Ice Dragoness]

I missed out on it too! No fair

I say we start a game of strip poker :p

[Beleg Strongbow]

Well...I don't know what my Princess would say if I joined in with somebody I barely know....I fear that if I was to join in any game where Bawax was involved...I may receive a severe rebuking!! lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

lol Of course you and Cele can join in, Beleg! More bodies always makes for interesting....positions..... :evil:

Oooo watch out for Cele, Beleg....she can play dirty sometimes. ;)

Beleg, don't you worry about Bawax at all.....he's all mine at the moment. :naughty:

[Lady Cele]

Awwww Lorien...it looks like he's afraid to play...what a shame...for he knows not what he is missing...:grin:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Come on, Beleg.....we promise you won't regret it. ;) :naughty: No one ever does..... :evil:

[Beleg Strongbow]

you women aren't backward in coming forward are you!! lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

No, dear Beleg, we're just the type of women that know what we like, how we like it, and are not afraid to go after it. Bawax obviously appreciates that. ;)

[Lady Cele]

How true, Lorien...the days of sitting back and waiting for a man to come "forward" has long come and gone.... :wicked:

[Beleg Strongbow]

hhmm...well...now that I'm at the brink...I'm going to be a mouse...and back off. I don't think Ireth would approve of me getting my body entangled with so many other...ahem...luverly young maidens!

[Lady Cele]

Hmmmmm now where did I put that mouse trap?...

[Ireth]

Wise choice Beleg...very wise choice

*Ireth looks accusingly at Cele and Lorien*
Now you two wouldn't be trying to put your hands on my boyfriend now would you???

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Aaawwww, too bad, Beleg. Its your loss.... it could have been o'so much fun. :naughty: :evil:

Of course not, Ireth. As you can see, I'm a bit entangled with another male at the moment. And what happened to this being a non-spectator sport?

[Lady Cele]

Not at all, Ireth...the little mouse wouldn't come out and play....we we're only going to "borrow" him for a while....we would have returned him in good ....condition....lol

[Ireth]

Borrow my a$$!!! lol

No...I think Beleg can wait till we're out home and then we can play it nekkid :naughty:

*Ireth takes Beleg's hand and leads him to a table to sit and drink* :beer:

oh Icey....still up for that game of strip poker??? You to Cele...

[Lady Cele]

**winks at Beleg** I think the Cat has spoke, little mouse...but thats ok...presently waiting for a "man" to arrive who will take up the challenge...what happens if I win the game, Ireth? What does the winner get?

[Lorien Greenleaf]

"Nekkid"? Is that not why Bawax and I hang out in dark corners? Its not the ambiance, I'll say that. :naughty:

[Ireth]

Well Cele...let's say you win...what would you want??

[Lady Cele]

Hmmmm Ireth...I win...I get Beleg for a day....what do you want if you win?

[Ireth]

*raises eybrows*
Beleg for a day?

[Beleg Strongbow]

Hey! Hang on just a Gosh Darned minute here ladies! Am I suddenly like a 'Trading Card' here? There'll be no swapping of favours around here...begging your pardon Cele, but I couldn't possibly be put up as a prize. It would make me feel.....err......cheap.

[Lorien Greenleaf]

*moves Bawax's arm for a minute*

Now hold on, Beleg. What male would pass up a chance to be with two lovely ladies such as Ireth and Cele? Have you lost your mind, man?! :elfeek:

[Ireth]

Don't worry love....

Cele, I don't think it would be wise to take an elf maidens lover for a day...or for an hour for that matter. I don't share well and the price of Beleg is too high for a mere poker game. I looked past the playful teasing but I will not look past this. I rather lose all the jewels I own than to lose Beleg...even for a day
I suggest you find something else for a prize....

[Lady Cele]

Cheap?....I think not....I would say having two lovely ladies fight in a card game for your "favors" would be rather interesting.... but of course that is up to you....then I bow to your decision, Ireth...tis only fair.

[Beleg Strongbow]

That's nothing compared to what I would lose if the Princess of Neldoreth Forest ever thought I was with another elf Maiden!! :elfeek:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

No worries, Cele....I'm sure you know of another eligible male that would love to come and play with us.

Ireth, Beleg, we meant no disrespect. Cele and I were just out having a bit of fun. That is what we do...we reek havoc together. 'Tis our calling card.

[Beleg Strongbow]

no offense taken fair maidens....of course it makes me feel flattered that two such fine elf maidens such as yourselves would want to get entangled in some 'playful games' with me!! lol

[Ireth]

No apology is needed...just your understanding ;)

anyways....someone should go to another LotR site and recruit some men for the ladies....

[Lady Cele]

Tis true, my friends...we meant no harm...seems that havoc tends to follow us where we go.....but it still would have been fun....you may have lost more than you thought, Beleg...but be happy. It seems, Ireth that you have won without even playing.... Perhaps its a good thing we didn't play, Lorien...the "other" might have had to eat that mouse.... :naughty:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Thank you for accepting our apologies, but it seems you both have also mistaken us. We are in NO need of anyone finding men for us, for Cele already has a suitor as do I within this site. Not to mention our daily lives. We were simply out for a bit of fun and nothing more. :)

[Beleg Strongbow]

oooh!! a bit of "Loosey-Goosey" ? Exciting....

As I said my fair maidens...no apology needed....totally unecessary. In here you try to have fun where you can find it. I know that this is the philosophy of many of the people in here. Ice Dragoness will profess to this!! lol

[Lorien Greenleaf]

Ahem...."Loosey-Goosey"? Is that like finding a piece on the side? lol roflmao

[Beleg Strongbow]

I think so. I remember Robin Williams using that term once. Cracked me up! lol

[Ice Dragoness]

Well why else would I have my own private little dark corner? :naughty: not like it's been used by a great deal of people...I am VERY picky with my Elf toy boys :grin:

[Lorien Greenleaf]

HAHAHAHAHAHA lol roflmao lol roflmao

I'm soooo not going there at this moment, Beleg. I'll get thrown off this site for sure. ;)

[Lady Cele]

Wooohoooo, Lorien...we keep this up and their going to post banners everytime we log on..."Beware: Lorien and Cele are Online".......can't touch that one.... lol lol lol lol

[OBsession]

Cele and Lorien I hope you don't kiss your parents with those mouths! I got some very vivid and unpleasant images in my head during that game of twister! lol

[Catz]

lol typical........i play one lil game of pool, and i get it.........and theyre playing twister!!!pfbbt :rolleyes: lol
nice to see youre back in the swing of things, B hon ;) lol
and if a guys in the FC/T hes fair game the way i see it ;)
no exclusives here ;)
:catz:

[Lady Cele]

lol Thats the way we saw it too, Catz....if your in here....your fair game....Now OB, we're just having fun....wouldn't you like to play twister with a cute guy in a "dark corner".... :naughty:

[Ice Dragoness]

Ahem, MY dark corner pfbbt

*waddles over with a bottle of bourbon and joins in* :naughty:

[Lady Cele]

lol...Ok, YOUR dark corner....but what about the other 3 corners... you can only be in one corner at a time... :wicked: