The Fake/Cheap Date Thread

[Arwen Elf]

Heh heh. . . .:batty: This is the thread where you get to "date" other members. Not a serious thing. The only rule is, no grotesque description, etc. *Face of disgust* So, have fun. . . .*evil laughter* Let the date of torture begin!

[Scarpinato]

I'm up for a fake/cheap date lol

[Catz]

O................M................G!!!:elfeek: :o :elfeek:
*catz runs away*
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

lol..i thought we had managed to avoid the whole blind dating (in some peoples case) thing...but i was obv wrong! lol

[SindarinGirl]

Hook me up! Virtual dates couldn't be any worse than real ones!
lol
And, BONUS, I still don't have to go to the movies with anyone!! roflmao

[Galadriel]

Sure hook me up, why not. i mean maybe this will be better than my real dating life. lol

[Yukito]

I'll play!

[Arwen Elf]

So *Rubs her chin like a beard* I suppose you can do one of three things: (I love making rules!lol )
1) "Advertise yourself (in its annonymous Internet glory) here

2) Advertise who you would like to "go out" with here

3) PM the person you would like to "go out" with and "meet" here:flamer:

Other suggestions will be considered. . . .I may force peole together. . . muah ha ha!:Orc:

[Roca Wear]

no sorry .. i dont have to date on the internet, i have ppl in the real world. :p

[Aubrey]

Lol... Lucky...

I don't.

[Roca Wear]

awww well hey if ur a girl come to ny. ;) lol

[Aubrey]

You have a point there...
I live in a rural, Georgia town - I'm from Nevada, though, and totally don't fit. I swear, everyone in this forsaken town know eachother.

I have literally been asked out by one Bucky, two Chucks, and a John-boy. At Walmart. What kinda idiots are they, walking up to some stranger in Walmart and asking them out. Maybe, maybe if they would have been wearing anything but overalls!

Maybe I should move to NY. Or back West, where people's wpm average is above 0.5.

Ugggghhhh....

[Roca Wear]

nah come to ny lol its diff than the ... uhh redneck world. (=-o!) yea we mad cool up here ... but uhh NY has like a target on it's back for osama u know. but im not scared lol

[Illuvatar]

Okay......I believe that the title of this thread is....."The Fake Cheap Date Thread", and in that light, could we please keep this as a "fictional" kinda thing as it was intended to be?

Actual public flirtations, and/or online arrangements to "hook up", are not recommended in this type of environment..

I believe Arwen Elf intended for this to be a "make believe" kinda thing and in that context, this could be quite humorous.

Thanks for your cooperation in this simple but important matter.
lol

Illu

[Bonos-Girl]

lol....well...as long as it's completely fictional:
yes...i am obv blonde with blue eyes..about 5' 8''...erm....not shy at all...and i love sports and am very athletic, but also extremely intelligent...fictional enough for you?! lol roflmao! hehe

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Aubrey
You have a point there...
I live in a rural, Georgia town - I'm from Nevada, though, and totally don't fit. I swear, everyone in this forsaken town know eachother.

Actually Aubrey, it's more likely that they're related to each other! roflmao KIDDING!

Arwen Elf is setting up blind dates? A shadow and a threat are growing in my mind! lol

So I can date (Mr. Bloom's) Legolas here, right? Excellent. :thumbs: And it's the fake me! I'm not too old for him! roflmao Legolas, my love, let's go for a walk in the woods, we'll pack a picnic lunch and a manicure set! :Pukey: ( How come that doesn't make a smiley?)

[Bonos-Girl]

hehe...i have a puking smilie...not a good image! lol

[SindarinGirl]

We now return you to "As the Ring Turns" where Sindarin Girl and the movie version of Legolas are picnicking in Mirkwood.

* Sindarin Girl and Legolas wander through the woods*

SG: So where would you like to sit?
Legolas: Oh, under that tree is good.
SG: Which tree?
Legolas *waving his arm*: That big one.
SG: I'm sorry, which one? There's a dozen big ones over there.
Legolas: *leering suggestively* Yes there are, but I've got an especially big one for you right -------COMMERCIAL BREAK------

Sindarin Girl and Legolas are straightening their robes and picking leaves out of their hair as we find them still in Mirkwood.

SG: I packed some good wine, it's from the Second Age. Is this your scrunchie, or mine, you animal?
Legolas: Uh, mine I think, roar baby! Wine sounds good to me! I'm thirsty enough to join Gimli in a drink of orc blood!
SG: Icky! Oh, Legolas, you're such a drunkard! teeheehee What did you pack for snacks?
Legolas: What else? Lembas! Yum! :grin:
SG: Oh now there's a surprise! :rolleyes: *whispers* If only we had some steaks to go with it.

Thank you for watching "As the Ring Turns". Join us next week when you'll hear Legolas say "Uuuuuurrrrrppppp. Can you hear me now?"

[TheRingBearer]

lol i can only imagine

[Little Devil]

lol, hehe made me laugh

[Arwen Elf]

You guys are sick!lol And Illuvator was right, I thought it would be a little ironic and stuff. Humorous, not serious! Anyway, my fake self is an elfy person (w/o the blonde hair:elfeek: ). Yeah, and I am one of the most attractive beings in the world!;)
Oh, and by the way, I too am from Georgia, and I don't think it's
that bad.:mmmm: I would like it if you could refrain from the stereotypes:blush: . Gettin' a little offensive here (as I do not have any, I repeat any, personal acquantances who fit the "redneck" profile:angry: ) Just thought I would clear that up.:grin:

[Bawax]

Fictional dating? i'll give it a go. :)

i'm a shy and caring workaholic and i like to spend my spare time in the library. :grin:

i must be every womans dream. :cool: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

hehe...just keep telling yourself that B lol!

[Galadriel]

hehe. Lets see I am a tall blonde and very beautiful. I like to pay tennis, go skiing, and like to go to the beach. I also like to go to the movies and spend time reading books.

[Lady of Mirkwood]

i should try this.
Im very friendly Im not blonde i have green eyes and im extremely beautiful.
so that means i´m an elf.
and i would like to date another elf.

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
hehe...just keep telling yourself that B lol!

i will dear.

oh and no need to say anything, i know you'd be first in line to get your hands on me we're it not for the possible public humilation of having to be my snuggle bunny. :thumbs: lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Wait, I'm getting confused. Anyone care to tell if they are male or female? lol

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Tári Celebrindal
Wait, I'm getting confused. Anyone care to tell if they are male or female? lol

isn't it obvious from my animal magnetism?

......

......

ok, i'm male. :blush: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol..and in case you didn't guess...i'm female! lol lol

[Arwen Elf]

If we get more males then we can start! *rubs her hands in malevolent anticipation*:witch:

[Bonos-Girl]

B probably thinks he's enough for all of us...i dare say he's probably right! lol lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

If you havent noticed im a she-elf

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Arwen Elf
Oh, and by the way, I too am from Georgia, and I don't think it's
that bad.:mmmm: I would like it if you could refrain from the stereotypes:blush: . Gettin' a little offensive here (as I do not have any, I repeat any, personal acquantances who fit the "redneck" profile:angry: ) Just thought I would clear that up.:grin:

Sorry, Arwen Elf, I really didn't mean any disrespect to you. It was just a joke. I joke about being a closet redneck all the time, but I can guess that when folks see that you're from Georgia, the preconceived notions jump out. My apologies.

That being said you're not going to set me up with a troll, are you? :blush:

[Rumil]

OK then you can count me in then (Ru being every inch the gent only too ready to oblige;))

[OBsession]

Ummm I don't think my boyfriend will be too happy to know that I have a FAKE internet Boyfriend! But hey what the heck what he doesn't know can't hurt him! I'm in!lol

Details:
Brown Haired, Green eyed, Fair skinned, Female, Tall, not a perfect size eight but close to it! Yeah that's basically me? How bout the rest of you care to share?:)

[Cuthalion]

Alright, I'm in. Male, black hair, green eyes, athletic, good reader, I sing pretty well (I actually have a band), shy with girls though. Oh and I write some poetry once in a while( but in Spanish so don't ask me to write anything).
So, who's gonna set Arwen Elf up on a date, eh?

[Tári Celebrindal]

Spanish! That's interesting! ;)

[Cuthalion]

you think so?I can send you some if you want to...

[Tári Celebrindal]

yeah I think so! that would be nice! :)

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Rumil
OK then you can count me in then (Ru being every inch the gent only too ready to oblige;))

"Every inch the gent"? Ru, your Freudian slip is showing! :elfeek: lol
But seriously, uhh, how many inches are we talking about and how ready are you? :naughty: roflmao KIDDING!! lol

Looks like Tari Celebrindal and Cuthalion are off and running already! ;) heehee

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
B probably thinks he's enough for all of us...i dare say he's probably right! lol lol

would i really say such a thing? :angel:

hey BG do you think you could handle me by yourself? your more then welcome to if you want, i don't currently have a fake internet girlfriend. :grin: :naughty:

i am quite a catch really, i'm quite athletic, i'm shy around women in general and i've apparantly got a cheeky smile or something (I can't recall exactly what was said about me :huh: )

[Scarpinato]

Ok, I guess I'm in so here you go: Male, hazel eyes, 6'1, dark brown hair, likes hockey, writing.... Anything else? :)

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Hey cuthalion can you show us some of your poetry ?
i would understand it .
I´m from Mexico.

[Cuthalion]

O.k. I'll send you a message :thumbs: I use some chilean slang though,but I can explain it. In fact ,I can make some kind of dictionary :)

[Rumil]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
"Every inch the gent"? Ru, your Freudian slip is showing! :elfeek: lol
But seriously, uhh, how many inches are we talking about and how ready are you?

lol smutty elf :o ... that reminds me of a joke... erm... probably not here ;) Well i'm as ready as i'll ever be.... and as for the inches.... :blush: ... i'm a lot of a gent ... if that's what you mean

[Finrod Felagund]

I am the Elf Finrod Findarato Felagund. I like walks in the woods, sculpting and scantilly clad elfmaidens.

I hope Amarie doesn't see this...

[Bonos-Girl]

god things are getting rather dodgy here.....

and yes B...you would say such a thing...in fact i'm starting to think maybe you have said it before...cxan't quite remember though! lol...but even so...i will be your internet girlfriend...if thats ok with you! hehe

[SindarinGirl]

Yay! Bonos-Girl and Bawax: another match made in Valinor! :thumbs:

I'm not smutty, Rumil, I'm just ... preoccupied. ;) lol
Hey, when you' ve been alive this long, you get to the important stuff right away! :grin: So what's that joke? It's not the one about Mrs. Claus at home with the elves on Christmas Eve, is it? :naughty: lol

[Arwen Elf]

The matchmaker has been out, so SindarinGirl, it's okay, I forgive:flamer: Just kidding. . . The first date question, seriously, is what Tolkien race are you most like (as this must involve Tolkienisms and it helps my plan)? You see, with a series of specialized questions, the matchless matchmaker can magically make your cheap date happen!
Question#2: Cheese or chocolate?
Question#3: Evil or good?

With the response to these questions, I can make all of your cheap/fake dreams come true.roflmao I will, as they say, "set you up". . . .:archer: Just call me Emma!

[Rumil]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
So what's that joke? It's not the one about Mrs. Claus at home with the elves on Christmas Eve, is it? :naughty: lol

No though that sounds fun... it's the one about women and paralell parking and has the punch line 'because men keep telling them that this <ru holds up hands 3 inches apart> is eight inches'... go figure. Anyway this is really getting a bit too... ahem.... late night.

So do we answer the race/cheese/evil stuff on here or send PMs?

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Well what´s wrong in here ?
Isn´t there any single elf or what??

[SindarinGirl]

Ooh! Pick me Monty, I'm dressed llike a turnip! lol

Okay Arwen Elf, I'm laying all my cheap fake dreams in your hands. And here I swore I would never love again! roflmao

1. I'm most like an Elf (duh): I really do know how to bowhunt, prefer the woods to any 'civilized' venue, and do not really enjoy being around large groups of humans or dwarves.
2. I guess I'd pick chocolate over cheese, but preferably chocolate over Legolas, all over him. :drool: Sorry, ahem. Unfortunately, Legolas is much too young for me. I need someone more mature by a few thousand years.
3. That will depend on how the date goes. :naughty:

Alright, sister, do Ms. Austen proud! lol

And I happen to be a parallel parking goddess. Just in case that means anything to anyone, she said , whistling nonchalantly.

[Rumil]

lol I hear tuneless whistling... somebody has a guilty conscience ;)

Now as for the questions

1 elf most likely (all that lyricism and nature)
2 cheese for me tend to prefer savoury/spicy :naughty:
3 what was the other one

oh yeh evil/good

sad to say probably good - i'd make a useless super villain - sort of 'muah ha ha ha ha i'm going to dissolve you slowly in acid....... if that's alright with you......... i mean otherwise we could just have a cup of tea or something... do you need to use the bathroom first'

[Ludibunda]

1 - most naturally and simply, Hobbit (books&pipes&maps)
2 - the cheesier the better, even stinky-foot cheese,yummm
3 - do unto others, very, very nice, can only play at naughty just for fun

[Rumil]

There is actually a cheese thread around here somewhere

[Rumil]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
Ooh! Pick me Monty, I'm dressed llike a turnip! lol

BTW do you find this usually works ;)lol

(apologies for double post)

[Ludibunda]

Does cheese still mean cheese? - dairy product, treat yourself to some tasty moldy crumbly with crackers delight

OR

has it evolved into some hotsy totsy sexual induendo that a SHOULD know, but don't?

Cheese is natural, cheese is good. Not everybody eats it, but everybody should!

[Rumil]

Nope this is cheese - the cow/goat produce foodstuff i'm talking about - there are some serious cheeseaholics on this thread. (there's probably a few holics of the hotsy totsy sexual innuendo sort around somewhere too - i don't wanna gossip but the Sindarin Girl...... ;)...jk SG you know i love you )

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Well here it goes.
1.-I´m an elf(best elf riding in Middle-Earth)
2.-Love the chocolate .
3.-Good (but if someone insults Legolas i can be VERY evil)

[Galadriel]

Okay
1. Most like an elf
2. LOVE chocolate
3.Good (most of the time)

[Ludibunda]

I think 3 is a dud question. Who says, "I am evil, bad, & wicked"
(I'll pay for their therapy!)
I think we should atler it a bit - ie.
3. Likes to stay clean/doesn't mind a little dirt or
3. Slow and steady/impulsive and spirited
3. Romantic and sensative/Frolicsome risk-taker

[Bonos-Girl]

wow...people post way too much round here! i didn't post for a day and there are like 3 pages already!
1)i want to say elf....i dunno....probably human unfortunately! lol
2)i like cheese...not keen on dairylea though!
3)EVIL! hehe....not really....good most of the time.....lol

anyways...i've already got B.....as long as he agrees so it doesn't really matter...plus this is kinda turning into the getting to know you thread!

[Rumil]

My understanding is that Arwen Elf is going to 'blind date' match us up...... should be interesting...

[Tári Celebrindal]

Okay, let's see...
1) Elf
2) I love Cheese! Chocolate makes me hyperactive. :)
3) Good during weekdays...and weekends? I never can tell...:naughty:

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Rumil
...(there's probably a few holics of the hotsy totsy sexual innuendo sort around somewhere too - i don't wanna gossip but the Sindarin Girl...... ;)...jk SG you know i love you )

Yeah, baby I know you do. :evilcool: HA! lol See? The turnip thing does work! roflmao
(For you children in the audience, the turnip thing was a reference to the game show "Let's Make a Deal" where the host, Monty Hall, would choose members of the audience to play the game, so they dressed in ridiculous costumes to gain his attention. We now return you to your regularly scheduled topic.)

Arwen Elf said we could pick our own dates, or she'd do it for us.:elfeek: I have every confidence that she'll choose my perfect soulmate and we'll spend the rest of our lives together in communal bliss. No pressure.
KIDDING! :grin:

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
wow...people post way too much round here! i didn't post for a day and there are like 3 pages already!
1)i want to say elf....i dunno....probably human unfortunately! lol
2)i like cheese...not keen on dairylea though!
3)EVIL! hehe....not really....good most of the time.....lol

anyways...i've already got B.....as long as he agrees so it doesn't really matter...plus this is kinda turning into the getting to know you thread!

1) i'd have to be a human, i'm not a fan of pointy ears.
2) neither but i dislike chocolate less. :)
3) Good of course :evil:

how could i possibly say no to you dear and for once i wasn't after the sympathy vote, jez you must have been drunk. ;) :grin: lol

[Arwen Elf]

Ha ha ha, Sindarin Girl! One thing I forgot. . . :blush: Ya might wanna state whether you're male or female. Some names are a bit ambiguous. . . But I can say soon, very soon!

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Hey Arwen elf, i hope you get me a nice elf.
cuz i´m a little shy with boys.

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Arwen Elf
Ha ha ha, Sindarin Girl! One thing I forgot. . . :blush: Ya might wanna state whether you're male or female. Some names are a bit ambiguous. . . But I can say soon, very soon!

Well, if you insist! ;) I really am a biological female. Honest. :grin:

[Bonos-Girl]

nope...not drunk B...just plain stoopid! hehe...only joking...honest! lol

[Ringwraith]

I'm here.

Does my date want to go out to the movies, or for dinner?

[Catz]

awwwwwww BG do you REALLY have to encourage him?
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

sorry...but it's fun! lol

[Cuthalion]

1- I have to say hobbit but with an elven sense of things
2- both (They're food, they're delicious, so why should I choose?)
3- I'm good. I'm even stupid-good. I can't hate anybody,that's my problem. I just get mad for a while and then i get back to normal.
Tari and Lady of Mirkwood: I haven't had much time lately, but I'm sending you stuff pretty soon.
Thanks for your patience.
Yours truly
Cuthalion :)

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Ringwraith
I'm here.

Does my date want to go out to the movies, or for dinner?

A date with a Ringwraith! :elfeek:
"I don't know what's wrong, I was fine when you came to pick me up, but now that I sit near your all-pervading aura of terror and despair, I've lost all enjoyment in life and think I'll just hide under the table."

Wait a minute - an undead horror of pure evil - didn't we go out last year? roflmao KIDDING! :p

Sorry, Ringwraith, but that was too funny to pass up. lol :grin:

[Bawax]

hey Catz, you've had your chance to get your claws into me and let that chance slip, just cause BG has more sense doesn't mean you should try and discourage her. :p lol

alternatively i could take the two of you out together? i have a whole lot of love to give. :evil: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

i haev sense?! thats news!

[Bawax]

yep, you got sense and the best taste in men on the site from what i can see. :thumbs:

*note to self* she didn't say no to a three way date. :naughty: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...depends what gender the other person is! lol hehe

what other men are there on the site?! lol

[Bawax]

yeah, i don't mind either way, i'm content with just a part of your attention dear.

*prepares to re-advertise himself* lol

[Bonos-Girl]

you stopped advertising yourself?!

[Bawax]

well i haven't made any effort in the last few posts, clearly i'm letting my standards slip. surely there must be more women out there wanting to get their hands on me (probably my throat but never mind) :)

[Bonos-Girl]

just ignore the last part of your post and your fine! lol

[OBsession]

Originally posted by Scarpinato
Ok, I guess I'm in so here you go: Male, hazel eyes, 6'1, dark brown hair, likes hockey, writing.... Anything else? :)

You like Hockey? Me Too! Especially street hockey but I don't get it why boys have got to hit you in the shins if you score a goal?:huh:

[Catz]

hmmm.........well, just you remember B, honey......if i grab, IVE got claws ;)........so id imagine your throat would be the least of your worries :o ;) :flamer:
:catz:

[Bawax]

thats ok i don't mind playing rough and anyway, i've got suitable protection, i play alot of sports afterall, i'll be ready when you are sweetheart. :naughty:

[Bonos-Girl]

now thats a scary though! lol

[SindarinGirl]

And Ru thoughtI was getting suggestive! I declare! lol lol

[Bonos-Girl]

i'm worried about my mental state...i only just realised how dodgy the 'i've got suitable preotection' is....whats my problem!? lol

[Arwen Elf]

Aawwww! We have our first match: OBsession and Scarpinato!:loveyou: :Orc: I suggest our Fake/Cheap hockey date. And, since it's WOTR, you get to see Ringwraiths try to knock out Aragorn's teeth!!! Medieval hockey! Come on! I'm on a roll, more males please! lol
Hmmm, now that the kitty has returned, with whom shall I place her?:flamer:

[OBsession]

lol Hmmmmm Ringwraiths on ice!

Don't worry about Aragorn I'll be his protector! :battle:..... and If he happens to get a bruise then I'll be more than happy to be his nurse!:naughty:

[Bonos-Girl]

i thought me and B were your first match....:mecry:...why am i never first for anything!? lol

[Catz]

ok.........now things are getting surreal.......you actually want to end up with B?
*checks BGs temperature*
this is just getting sick *shakes her head sadly ;) ) lol
and im not really here Arwen ;) im just a very vivid figment of your imagination
oh and B ? *gently pats him, claws out just a tad*.....any time sweets ;) :flamer: lol roflmao
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

this is getting sick or i'm gretting sick...or perhaps both!?

i'm fine...really....hehe roflmao

[Pil]

OK...who was it that was six foot one athletic with hazel eyes cos i'm thinking that's my kinda guy! :loveyou: :naughty:

On my advertising front...i'm five foot......six...seven? lol I have blue eyes, long curly copper coloured hair...i like chocolate more than cheese...and i like to write and draw! :)

P.S. BG is never truly fine...believe me! Only joking hon! :p

[Bonos-Girl]

thanks pil...i can always count on you!

you're about 5' 6'' i think..maybe quarter of an inch taller...you're not that much taller than me

[Pil]

I didn't think i WAS taller than you! :huh: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

well....roughly the asme.....and i'm just under 5' 6''.....and i know that for a fact....bono is 5' 6''......anyways......back to the topic...did you find out who the 6' athletic guy was? i can't be bothered to go look!

[Pil]

Neither can i! lol

Hopefully he'll show his face! :) :naughty: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

hehe...why don't you just go look?

[Lady of Mirkwood]

hey he was Scarpinato wasn´t he.?
i really hope more elves show up they´r needed in this thread.
(male elves).

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
did you find out who the 6' athletic guy was? i can't be bothered to go look!

lol lol That's the spirit! roflmao

[Rumil]

Well i'm here, willing, ready and clean.... come and get it!!

[Arwen Elf]

By popular demand, I think I am going to send out B, and SG out on a date to the La Cuisine de Centre-Terre...Tom Bombadil can cook a mean fillet mignon (though as a semi-vegitarian, I suggest lembas à la Elf!lol And the non-existant Catz can be a sort of peeping tom at the next table. *Rubs her hands* Who's the next victim?:evilcool:

[Catz]

lol.......as long as i dont have to pick up the tab ;) roflmao
:catz:

[Arwen Elf]

Hey, that's why it's also the CHEAP date thread! lol

[SindarinGirl]

"By popular demand, I think I am going to send out B, and SG out on a date to the La Cuisine de Centre-Terre..."

Arwen, you're sending me on a date with Bawax?! Can Bonos-Girl go instead? No offense, B, but I think she was claiming you first. And I certainly don't want to stand in the way of "troo luuuv". :loveyou: Kissy kissy! lol

This is so typical! The first date I'd had in months, and it was a typo! mecry

Rumil, will you go out with me on a sympathy date? I warn you though, I eat like Gollum when it comes to steak. Just have the waiter drag the cow by the table and I'll carve off a hunk as it mosies by. Is that a problem? :grin: Or we could go to a theatre and see movies seperately. lol

[Rumil]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
[BRumil, will you go out with me on a sympathy date? I warn you though, I eat like Gollum when it comes to steak. Just have the waiter drag the cow by the table and I'll carve off a hunk as it mosies by. [/B]

lol sounds like fun to me ... of course i will ... but who gets to go first B and BG or Ru and SG or of course we could double date it?

[Lady of Mirkwood]

What about me ?
could you get me a nice elf to go out?

[SindarinGirl]

Thanks, Ru. You're a Prince among Elves! :blush:
Should I wear the turnip costume? ;)

[Rumil]

Hmm let me see ... if you're gonna be eating live cow i think the turnip costume may be a touch risky ... after all we don't want the dinner to get carried away and start eating you :elfeek:... Prince among elves hey .... flatterer! lol It is my pleasure SG

[Arwen Elf]

If you're gonna be eating a live cow, then I think I will recommend Saruman's Kitchen. The Uruk-Hai make an excellent cannibalism entrée!:thumbs: And if I did get it wrong, I'm so sorry! Lady of Mirkwood, I will get to you as soon as I can!:)

[OBsession]

Oooooooh how romantic all the couples coming together!:)

[Catz]

youll have to double date....otherwise it makes it WAY too difficult for me to spy on.........errrr............observe............... ..both groups, and god knows.......i could do with a laugh ;) :naughty: lol
and i STILL think we should get BG checked out first.........
wanting to go out with B.........i just dont know if that constitutes sound mind ;) roflmao
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...i'm not saying whether i'm of sound mind or not.....if i say i'm sane you won't belive me! hehe

if we have a double date then it has to be somewhere that will do veggie dishes...sorry to be awkward!

talking of being veggie and awkward it was awful at the annual scout quiz last night...they give us food and its basiclly always hot dogs so at the beginning they asked if anyone was veggie so i stuck my hand up...and i was the only veggie in a room of about 40 people...everyone laughed....and then to make matters even worse there weren't any veggie sausages left at the shop so i had a roll with fried onions in! lol roflmao....hehe...atually it was quite amusing! and we did win.....

[Rumil]

How about The Revolving Flet at Cerin Amroth famous for Haldir's Dessert Trolly? They do a good steak, a wide variety of Vegi stuff and vintage Miruvor that really packs a punch? Not to mention the infamous troll ballet floorshow and Mithrandir Sound and Light.

[Bawax]

Catz - any time? how about any place? :naughty: :evil:

i'm happy to take you out SindarinGirl, i'm sure BG won't mind, after all there'll be planty of me to share round after Catz has got her claws into me. :elfeek:

its not fair questioning BG's sanity about agreeing to go out with me, you don't go questioning my sanity for going out with her do you? i'm ___ that close to being upset i'll have you know. ;) lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Hey Bawax you should pick one girl,you can´t have both .
Girls give a little respect for you.

[Bonos-Girl]

i was 1st.......but if SG really wants you...then who am i to stand in her way?

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Hey he can´t love two girls .
if he really loved you B-G he wouldn´t go out with her.

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Lady of Mirkwood
Hey he can´t love two girls .
if he really loved you B-G he wouldn´t go out with her.

:blush:

your right, i'm sorry snugglemuffin, i promise i won't do it again. anyway Sindaringirl isn't a patch on how i feel for you.

do we have to have Catz spying on us though? i think we should set her up with someone, anyone brave enough? ;) lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

i would if she was a boy but she isn´t.
I´m really looking fordward to go on a date but i don´t have someone to go with.

[Catz]

heheh but we like to share and share alike here LOM..........and as he said.............if i got thru with him, hed be easy to share out.........if a little messy ;) lol
and BG.........*shakes her head, tut tutting* well you and SG could always flip for him..........if he lands on his head, you have him ;) :flamer:lol
and they cant set me up B...........this is a PG board ;):elfeek: :naughty:
:catz:

[Rumil]

Originally posted by Bawax
Catz - any time? how about any place? :naughty: :evil:
i'm happy to take you out SindarinGirl,
its not fair questioning BG's sanity about agreeing to go out with me

Whoa - steady on cowboy - trying it on with three women at once in front of each other is a shortcut to singing falsetto if ever there was one!! lol

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Catz
heheh but we like to share and share alike here LOM..........and as he said.............if i got thru with him, hed be easy to share out.........if a little messy ;) lol
and BG.........*shakes her head, tut tutting* well you and SG could always flip for him..........if he lands on his head, you have him ;) :flamer:lol
and they cant set me up B...........this is a PG board ;):elfeek: :naughty:
:catz:

it may well be a PG board but i still think you should match yourself up with someone, afterall i'm managing to keep it at a PG level so surely you can too dear. :p

oh and Rumil, i like running the risk and anyway if i'm occupied with three women it'll keep me from making a nuisense of myself elsewhere. wow, i'm almost sounding mature. :elfeek: lol

[Catz]

frankly Ru.....if there wasnt a gaping chasm in front of our B, waiting for him to put his foot in it..........id be worried, cos either he would be feeling sick, or hed be an alien pod person ;)
:catz:

[Bawax]

roflmao fortunate for me i'm thick skinned, a lesser man might be disheartened with all this but i know its just your way of showing how much you lust after me. :jester: :p

[Catz]

well ofc it is..........



and they say im not convincing ;) lol:rolleyes:
:catz:

[Pil]

Originally posted by Scarpinato
Ok, I guess I'm in so here you go: Male, hazel eyes, 6'1, dark brown hair, likes hockey, writing.... Anything else? :)

:p there you are! :)

If Scar comes here soon then we could make this a triple date...catz will be pleased... :naughty: :grin: :p

[Bawax]

Catz will have her work cut out keeping an eye on 3 couples, i'm still hoping someone comes in and sweeps her off her feet. :grin: :p :naughty:

[Rumil]

Originally posted by Bawax
wow, i'm almost sounding mature. :elfeek: lol

lol is that as in cheesy? anyway are we gonna do this four way thing:naughty: ? If so where should we go and when?

[Rumil]

Cats always land on their feet ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

hmm......i don't care where.....and i don't think i ever agreed to a 4 way thing the way you're thinkin! lol

[Pil]

You know you want to! lol Can i join...i'm willing even if BG isn't! lol :p

[Bonos-Girl]

did i say i wasn't willing!?:naughty:

just he shouldn't assume such things!lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Whats up Pil.we miss you in Orli´s Army.

by the way it´s difficult to get a boyfriend in here ,there are few boys .

[Bonos-Girl]

you think i went with B for choice?! (only kidding...love ya really B!)

[Rumil]

Ahem ... I meant of course a double date ... (minds like sewers some people ;))... I guess we need to hear from SG ..... the waiting ..... <sigh>

[OBsession]

Hey Bonos-Girl I need to ask you a question totally off topic!

You know how earlier you said that you only eat veggies well I only eat veggies too EXCEPT I eat chicken! What does that make me?:huh:

[OBsession]

ohhhhh.. pil stole the guy I was keen on!mecry lol

[Arwen Elf]

I was looking it over, and I think, Lady of Mirkwood, I will set you up with Finrod (I think that's his name). See Page 4. Though I don't know about the "scantily clad elf women" thing.:( Maybe you could beat it out of him!:thumbs: I'll come back to you with a date scheme. (And I am semi-vegitarian too, OBsession!) Poor cows and pigs. . .mecry

[Bonos-Girl]

erm....OBsession..i dunno what that makes you...i know what its called if eat fish...you're a vegaquarian....but...eating chicken..hmm..maybe a vegefowlarian!? hehe lol

[SindarinGirl]

Sorry, sorry. I washed my hair, couldn't do a thing with it all weekend! ;)

Okay, so BG & B are going out with Ru and I and Catz is coming to Chaperone, right?
Oh! I promise not to eat my steak raw - I'll wave it over the candle on the table first. lol
Cross me off your list of potential dates, B. :nono: I'm not a flaming chainsaw for you to try and juggle. :rolleyes:

OB, is it "vegavian"? :huh:

[Rumil]

Sounds all sorted to me ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

a flaming chainsaw?! weird! lol

[OBsession]

Hmmmm a vegavian? Never heard of it before! Sounds good though!:)
I don't eat mince, susages, steak, fish, turkey, ham, bacon rabbit or any other meat - just chicken (white meat). My parents call me the imbred of the family! :( - But my friends call me a chicanarian veggie! I don't quite get it but it makes them happy! lol

OB

Also last year I had to go to a slaughter house for SOSE/GEO - Not nice! Theyre were marks on the floor! mecry

[Bonos-Girl]

awww.....that must/ve been terrible...

do you not eat meat (except chicken) for moral erasons, dietry reasons, or just don't like it?

[Bawax]

ok i don't know about the flaming chainsaw but it sounds like potential fun to me. :evil:

one thing SindarinGirl, i know i probably have, but did i try to hit on you as well? (i lose track) :huh: :)

[SindarinGirl]

"i'm happy to take you out SindarinGirl, i'm sure BG won't mind, after all there'll be planty of me to share round after Catz has got her claws into me." Hu-rumph! lol
I think you need a bigger dance card to keep track of all your girlies, B! lol

[Bawax]

Originally posted by SindarinGirl
"i'm happy to take you out SindarinGirl, i'm sure BG won't mind, after all there'll be planty of me to share round after Catz has got her claws into me." Hu-rumph! lol
I think you need a bigger dance card to keep track of all your girlies, B! lol

lol ok you got me on that one but you must bear in mind that i'm trying to even it out because of the large amount of females here. i'm trying to provide a much needed service. :grin:

thats my excuse and i'm sticking to it. ;) lol

[SindarinGirl]

Yeah, that's it, you're doing us all a favor, that's the ticket! lol Good One! lol

[Pil]

Is my potential guy still around? As in...at all...on any forum? Has anyone seen him recently? :huh: lol

[Bonos-Girl]

'a much needed service'? lol...thats a briliant excuse!

[Lady of Mirkwood]

I LOVE MEAT

[Bonos-Girl]

uh-huh? that was random...

and please don't post in capitals, it makes it hard to read.

[Lady of Mirkwood]

just love ,it in Mexico its weird the person that dosn´t eat Meat, we love it here .i couldn´t live without it.:loveyou:
love it. :thumbs:

[Kenzie]

my friend went to mexico recently ... i was lookin at pics and it was really pretty!!!

[Rumil]

<Rumil rushes in looking suspiciously clean, carry elven looking box of chocolates and wearing obviously 'best' clothes>

SG here yet?

[Rumil]

oops wrong thread....

[Keverzwijn]

Ok, here goes. I'll try to tell something about myself and you can try to set me up with a girl here. I'm 17 years old now and I'm from Belgium. I'm extremely smart but not in cocky way. I love loud music like KoRn, The Offspring, Nirvana and Machinehead. Dunno if I'm good or evil, I think I'm a schizo. Sometimes good but sometimes wicked. I don't really talk alot if I don't know anyone, but I'm real honest and I'll say what's on my mind. If you want to I can even post a pic of me, I only have one on my computer, somebody made a picture of me at a houseparty when I was drunk. But it's not that bad. That's it, do your best to find someone. (Between 15 and 18 plese)

EDIt, I'm not really into all this Scapa and Hillfiger bullsh. So you'd have to be reallly nice to stand a chance if you're one of those girls.

[Rumil]

Sorry Kev.. we are on a virtual date...

<ru sets up tables, candles, rare steak for SG and med one for himself (sorry vegie types))

she should be here about now

[SindarinGirl]

HA! Made it! Beat you!

[Rumil]

lol NOT

[SindarinGirl]

Dagnabbit! lol

Darn - I left my chocs in the Bar! :(

But I remembered my drink, hmmm, must examine priorities....

[Rumil]

Sadly SG i've got to dash now :mecry: shall we try and do this again?

[SindarinGirl]

Poo.
Figures... lol

[Keverzwijn]

*feels totally ignored*

[SindarinGirl]

You want the rest of Ru's steak? lol

You're cute, Kev, but too young for me. ;)

* My 500th post! I'll be catching up to Adunauriel any day now! HA! lol*

[Keverzwijn]

Congratulations on you r500th post! Oh no, you're one of those people who are afraid to let someone know who old they are. That probaly means you're old ;) I would like to know your age.

[SindarinGirl]

I'm not afraid to let people know my age, you whippersnapper. ;)

I'm (all together now) 3975 yrs old. lol A Sindarin Elf of the First Age. :p lol

[Rumil]

Sorry to dash earlier SG - hmmm .... i guess my foods gone cold now... rats ...... well we must do that again;)

[Catz]

hmmm.......*catz stretches and emerges from under the table where shes been catching a few Zs* well that was exciting ;)........oooh cold steak........yummm:drool: *sits down and proceeds to polish off the steak and leftover wine*
ahhh Keverz.......dont you know its impolite to ask a lady her age? specially after her first millenia;) lol
so anyone else dating?.......preferably with good wine and nice steaks ;) roflmao
:catz:

[SindarinGirl]

Where did BG & B go? Catz, weren't you supposed to chaperone them? ;)

It's alright, Ru, *sigh* I sometimes have that effect on men. lol

[Bonos-Girl]

sorry....i don't know what happened....i came here and had to go abck 3 pages to catch up what i had missed! lol

when B turns up we could have our virtual date.....then catz'll have someone to spy....i mean chaperone!

[Bawax]

where was we gonna go on our date? i eat like an animal so that could be dodgy. i'm good at pubs, clubs and cinemas though. :grin:

[Catz]

ahhh charming as always hon *adds raincoat to her list of supplies*:rolleyes: lol
:catz:

[SindarinGirl]

Dinner with Bawax = seeing Gallagher live, hmm. roflmao

Note to self: wear PVC jacket if doubling up at dinner with B &BG, and maybe some sort of hat.

[Bawax]

lol you know me dear, suave and sophisticated to the end. ;) lol

[Bawax]

PVC? ahhh, wipe clean i like your style. :naughty: ;) lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol....i don't mind where we go....pubs are good!

[Bawax]

sounds goodto me, just remember i have a habit of staying in them till i very nearly talk a different language. ;) :grin:

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...i don't mind!

[Pil]

I don't think that guy is coming back... mecry

[Bawax]

you'll have to try and learn dolphin speech as soon as you can BG. ;) lol

Pil, i would offer but i know the answer already. *sniffles* :grin:

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Well Kev. whats up????
How are you doing ?:p

[Bonos-Girl]

ok...i know people go weird after drinking...but a series of clicks and whirs?! thats quite worrying! lol

[Bawax]

ok maybe i haven't acheived that yet but i'm sure my brother managed wookie talk and i've got caveman off to a tee. ;)

[Pil]

Originally posted by Bawax
Pil, i would offer but i know the answer already. *sniffles* :grin:

I wouldn't object sharing u...but i think BG would...she's quite taken to you B! lol :loveyou: lol

When i'm drunk it's usually drunken singing that can be hard rather than grunting or clicking... roflmao entdraught

[Keverzwijn]

Hello my fair lady of mirkwood, I'm fine. How are you?

[Rumil]

Finally things are hotting up in here :naughty: .. must be the spring warming the blood lol

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Fine thanks.so yo are from Belgium?

[Catz]

well theres one thing about the drunken caveman grunt.......its a universal language ;) lol
:catz:

[SindarinGirl]

Okay Ru and I are going to try again on Tuesday, 3-11 at 6 GMT. Viva Spring! :naughty: lol
BG & B can you double with us? We're meeting at Mirky's again.
Catz, you free? Or at least available? ;) lol

I'll try to remember my Neanderthal-English/ English-Neanderthal Dictionary. :p

[Bonos-Girl]

yep....i'm fine then....can only stay for about an hour...that should be fine though......do you reckon B will see that post?

[Keverzwijn]

Yeah, I'm from Belgium. The little country where it allways rains. But we've got beer and fries. And chocolat ofcourse!! How's the weather in Mexico? Hot, I presume.

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
yep....i'm fine then....can only stay for about an hour...that should be fine though......do you reckon B will see that post?

Hope so, do you want to PM him, to be more sure?

[Bonos-Girl]

yep..i'll just do that....

[Rumil]

Ahh the tension mounts ... a mere 18 hours to go until the Tolkien date fest of the ... well let's not be too grandiose ... at least the year (so far) ... how ill i sleep tonight? ... <yawn> ...zzzzzz (jk) I'm agog with anticipation.

[OBsession]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
awww.....that must/ve been terrible...

do you not eat meat (except chicken) for moral erasons, dietry reasons, or just don't like it?

I don't eat meat for Moral reasons! Chicken is good only cause well it's not a mamal as such and cause well it tastes good! But for real the slayghter house had the worst smell it was the worst and theuir was dead animals everywhere but I dun wanna make people sick so I'm just gonna say it was gross! Sorry for being off topic people!

[Bonos-Girl]

don't worry....i have this feeling that having a music thing in the summer near a butchers (it was first thing in the morning so they were unloading all the carcasses every time i got there) somehow swayed me to being a veggie....it was gross....

[Bonos-Girl]

ok..it's now 10 past 6 GMT...and erm...noones here....B said he might be a bit late....anyone else (being Ru and SG i think...)

[Rumil]

Hiya BG... i am waiting over in Mirky's Love Bar (kinda appropriate don't you think?)

[Pil]

I'm here....BG invited me! To waitress of course... lol

[Bawax]

hello snugglemuffin. :grin:

sorry about keeping you waiting, was you feeling lonely?

[Rumil]

Hi Bawax

Glad to see you could make it:)

Drink in Mirky's anyone?

[Pil]

What forum is that in?

[Rumil]

Humor ... very nice little drinkery it is too.

[Bawax]

hello Ru.

pil does this mean i can try to chat you up like i do all waitresses? :evil: ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

hiya B...glad you could make it!

[Pil]

B....not while BG is here!!! :nono:

(though we could meet up afterwards! :evil: )

[Bonos-Girl]

omg (makes a little chloe noise here....you know what i mean pil?!)..and i thought you were my best friend :mecry:...i feel so betrayed....lol

[Rumil]

Hmm ... you'll be pleased to here BG that for a few extra silver pieces the bar elves will happily spike B with loyalty potion ;)

[Pil]

Oh will we now....? But that might not be the best thing...for....um...well...not for us that's for sure... :rolleyes:

BG...chloe noise........:o........SO not something that can ever REALLY be described on the net...such a shame....lol

[Bonos-Girl]

..but whos to say who he'll be loyal to?

[Rumil]

always a prob ... r u coming over to Mirky's for pre dinner drinkies?

[Bawax]

:elfeek: sorry BG, i'll tow the line.....ish. :naughty: pil if your a waitress do you have a uniform? lol

see you at 7 pil and i'll be sure to stay away from any loyalty potion, that sounds oh so wrong to me. ;)

[Pil]

You of course hon! :)

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
..but whos to say who he'll be loyal to?

mecry i can't believe you'd ever question my loyalties sweetpea. i'm _____ that close to being upset i'll have you know. ;) lol

[Bonos-Girl]

yes she has a uniform...very much like a nuns..anmd its magical...so erm...she has to act like a nun...very...erm...celibat.....erm...ok..this really isn't working! lol

[Bawax]

oh no, sorry to do this but i have to run i have just got called to work.

i'll make time for another date soon BG and one for you too Pil. ;) lol

have fun without me. :)

[Bonos-Girl]

arrghh...why is my computer so slow...by the time i've read one post and posted 2 more people have replied.....

anyways...from earlier: pil...yes...i am very dissapointed that we xcannot recreate the chloe noise on the web....just one of those things

B..of course i wasn't questioning your integrity or anything...i jus happen to be naturally paranoid and pessimistic! lol

[Pil]

Aw! BG! Your date's running! :(

You...you...evil man! :evil: :nono: :evil:

How dare you do this to my mate! :battle:

[Rumil]

Sorry to hear that B... i'll look after the women for you ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

aww...is that possible? lol

[Pil]

Do we need looking after then...? :naughty:

[Rumil]

lol well surely you'd be the best judge of that ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

that 'ius that possilbe' was directed a B's leaving comment btw...my comp is so slow....

[Bonos-Girl]

has everyone run away from mirkys bar now or summat? lol

[Rumil]

No worries BG... anyone hungry

[Bonos-Girl]

kinda...

[Rumil]

come and join us in Ru's eatery ... opening night doncha know ;)

[Bonos-Girl]

i just did! you should post a menu! lol

[Pil]

That would be so cool! :)

[Rumil]

A temporary menu is now posted ... fuller one to follow (all ideas gratefully received)

[Bonos-Girl]

i love that menu...anyways...time to reschedule our date i think B....i can make most days (not mon, tues or wed from 7.15 GMT though).

[Pil]

Yes...BG's evenings begin at 7:15...lol I'm like...when shall i fone u? She replies, oh whenever....as long as it's before 7:15! :p

[Bonos-Girl]

ok...my evenings? thats kinda a weird way of putting it....on monday and wednesday i have opera (long long story....) and on tuesday i have 'explorer scouts'......

[OBsession]

Monday - Rock Eisteddfod (still can't spell it)lol
Tueday - Tennis Practice
Wed - Homework Day
Thurs - COMPUTER DAY
Friday - Going out with bf/ mates

[Bawax]

You...you...evil man!

who was that Pil me? :evil: surely not i was called away to a high powered meeting, i didn't want to leave. *sniffles* :)

anyway, i looks like BG had fun without me being here. mecry ;) :p

i don't normally know what evenings i have free, i have college every wednasday but i have work all over the place, i'll find a goodtime soon though. :)

[Bonos-Girl]

i hope so....we can't have you running off again! lol

what do you do in college? (don't say study lol)

[Bawax]

Originally posted by Bonos-Girl
i hope so....we can't have you running off again! lol

what do you do in college? (don't say study lol)

largely i sneak off to the pub early and try and chat up the women on the hair dressing courses and the nice lady who gives me free tea. :naughty: lol

the course i'm on is "learning" electrical installation, i've known how to do it for years now but i wanted to get the qualifications so i can do it properly and earn good money. :)

[Bonos-Girl]

" the nice lady who gives me free tea"...hmm.....trying to work out whether thats meant to sound dodgy or just does coes B said it....

[SindarinGirl]

Yeah, you're right BG, that does sound wrong.
Sorry, but I'm starting to to get the impression that your fake date is a dog! ;)

Is Explorers the coed version of Boy Scouts for teens?

[Bonos-Girl]

starting to get the impression?! we've known that all along (joking B...) lol!

scouts all changed last year so the new scouts groups are as follows:
beavers for kids around 7 (?)
cubs for kids about 8-10/11
scouts for 10/11-14
explorers 14-18
network 18-21

cept there are hardly any network grups cos noone 21 wants to be in scouts! lol (scarily we have 2 or 3 that join in explorers though...)

[SindarinGirl]

Well, being a rather generous spirit for the most part, ahem, ;)I've been clinging to the hope that B might show a bit of "restraint" at some point, but alas and alack... lol Careful BG, he'll break your heart! roflmao

Beavers, huh? Our 7 year olds are Tigers. Over here "beaver" has another, "dodgy" meaning (to borrow a term), I guess that's not a rude slang term in the UK? :huh:

[Catz]

largely i sneak off to the pub early and try and chat up the women on the hair dressing courses and the nice lady who gives me free tea.

and he wonders why i have the gravest doubts about them letting him loose on the electrical systems of London:rolleyes: :naughty: lol
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

i don't think beaver has an 'alternate' meaning in UK......in cubs they have 2 main kinda groups they split into - tigers and something else which i can't remember.....lol...nevermind....

[SindarinGirl]

Well, I think it's cool you're involved in scouting, BG! :thumbs:

On topic: I think I can say, without fear of contradiction, that Rumil and I had a fabulous time yesterday thread-hopping.It's the best date I've had in a while - figures it's a Fake! lol

[Bonos-Girl]

lol...well....when B come here and tells me if he can spend ar least moire than 10 minutes without having to rush off (i know its not your fault B) we can organise ours.

[OBsession]

oh everyone is having fun! My boyfriend is at home nursing a sore head thanks to those Ignatius Park Boys! :angry:

He was tackled by three boys today while playin footy today for the interschool final and was dropped on his head! mecry I swear if I get my hands on them there will be hell to pay! :archer: