say WHAT????(a caption game)

[ImDaMom]

Whew!! That is the LAST time I let my horse eat beans!!!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol

[Laurelin]

Aw now WHO missed the latrine??!!

[Cassandria]

"All right you guys...quit playing keep away with my helm and give it back! Awwww Gamling...don't do that!!"

[Eyes of Legolas]

LMAO!

Aw now WHO missed the latrine??!!

[ImDaMom]

Hey- How come I have to wear this heavy armour, and this guy behind me gets to wear a t shirt and jeans??? Where's my agent???

[Laurelin]

A new one for ya's. ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrceleborn/images/fotr_138.jpg

[Amithrellas]

I s-s-said "Take a B-A-T-H!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Waddaya mean ya forgot to bring that barrel of Longbottom Leaf!?

[Eyes of Legolas]

I'm not going to tell you again, No you may NOT brush my hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[Laurelin]

I am to a natural blonde!!!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol good one Laurie! :grin:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

haldir: Your fly is open

[ImDaMom]

I am NOT going to tell you again...get that dwarf AWAY from my wife!!!!!

[Eyes of Legolas]

Rolf good one!

[Laurelin]

roflmao Good one IDM.

[Nessa the Dancer]

WHERE did you hide my TEDDY BEAR???

[Cassandria]

lol That is a good one IDM! :thumbs: lol

'Come on tell me the truth...do you like my eyeliner?'

[ImDaMom]

Remember..the pointy side goes towards the orcs. The dull side, the "handle" is what YOU hold.

[Laeriel]

Announcer: Welcome to the Middle-Earth staring contest!! We have been waiting all day for a champoin, but Aragorn and Celeborn seem to be pretty tough competition.
*five hours later Aragorn and Celeborn sit with their eyes duck-taped open*
Announcer: ummmmm......let's just call it a tie.

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkelrond/images/RotK-0045.jpg

[Amithrellas]

I think YOU were the one to put Balrog droppings in my lunchbox!!

[ImDaMom]

You're getting sleeeeeeepy. Sleeeeeepy. Here's my hypnotic suggestion......You will NOT see my daughter again!

[Lady Luthien]

Aragorn! I did not think that as Gondor's king you would stoop so low as to send forth such a foul odor from your buttocks!

[Eyes of Legolas]

LMAO!

"Grrrrroowwwwwwwwlllllll"

[ImDaMom]

OK- explain to me how THIS got into the pillow next to my head.

[Amithrellas]

I KNOW we don't have disposable razors in Middle Earth -- but you could use THIS to shave with!! You're meeting the King of the Dead, for chrissakes, first impressions make a difference!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Mirror mirror on the wall whos the fairest of them all? And don't you dare answere Legolas!

[Amithrellas]

I do NOT look like Agent Smith!

[Laurelin]

MIS-ter Anderson... I mean Aragorn... lol

[ImDaMom]

See? Mine is TOO longer than yours!!

[Laurelin]

Ok, here's a chance for *cough*IDM*cough* I mean all of you to take advantage of captioning this one. lol

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttlegolas/images/twotowers1093.jpg

[ImDaMom]

This one just amazes me with possiblities....lol

How about "Ewwww...what IS that in your teeth?"
or "Do the words "bad breath" mean anything to you?

[Illuvatar]

lol....yea....this one's for you Mom! :p

"What? What do you mean we're out of hairspray? You'd best be kiddin me!"

[Lady Luthien]

roflmao this will be great :p

"But but...how dare you suggest I'm wearing color contacts! My eyes have always been this unbelievably bright!!"

[ImDaMom]

It is but a shadow and a thought that you love. I cannot give you what you seek!

[Lady Luthien]

roflmao lol lol IDM you always have the best ones...I swear I fell off my chair laughing at that!! :p

[Laurelin]

roflmao *wipes tears from eyes* I knew this piccie would bring out the best in IDM. lol

[ImDaMom]

WHAT??? I have to ride with that dwarf AGAIN????? What did poor Leggy ever do to you??

ps- thanks to all for your appreciation of my less than normal sense of humor!! Just so you sort of understand me, my father (80 years old next week) was posing for a friend's advertising company as a fisherman, holding a large fish (something about finally catching 'Big Red' with the company's fishing lure)- My brother sent the picture back to us with the caption "Yes...its a nice fish. Very juicy. Very sweet, my precioussssssssss" So sadly, the obsession runs throughout the family

[Tári Celebrindal]

IDM - now that explains your sense of humor! lol your family rocks! :rock:

"Why Gimli, you've grown taller!...Ooops, sorry Aragorn. It was the beard. I'll just go get my glasses." :grin:

[JemFinch]

"I can't believe it, Aragorn. We've always been friends.....how could you accuse me of being "blonde from a bottle"?"

[Amithrellas]

What do you mean "stop playing around shield surfing" -- I was FIGHTING! It's just because I stay CLEAN while I do it, isn't it??

[ImDaMom]

"I can't believe it, Aragorn. We've always been friends.....how could you accuse me of being "blonde from a bottle"?" Cute, JF....very cute!! lol

[JemFinch]

Thanks. ;) As someone said, there are oh soooo many possibilities.......lol

[ImDaMom]

Thanks. ;) As someone said, there are oh soooo many possibilities.......lol

Must have been a very wise person, JF!!!! lol

[JemFinch]

Yes, it was. ;)

Leggy: And it's my time of the month, and I'm feeling miserable, and you don't care about me, do you?

[Laurelin]

roflmao Oh Jem that was great! :thumbs:

[JemFinch]

Leggy: And I'm bloating up as big as an oliphaunt!!!!!!!
Aragorn: That's all right!!!! Oliphaunts are cute!!!
Leggy: Oh no....*bursts out sobbing*

Thanks, Laurelin. :)

[Tári Celebrindal]

roflmao

JF! You crack me up! (Uhhh...Leggy...too much information! :elfeek: )

roflmao

[Lady Arwen]

Legolas: Aragorn, you must be kidding, right?what do you mean by we've been invited to dine at Edoras and Eowyn is going to cook some stew for us??!!

[ImDaMom]

Wait- let me get this straight- YOU get the hot elf chick and I get the DWARF?????

[Lady Arwen]

*rolls on the floor in tears laughing* IDM that is too much!!!!!lol!!!!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol lol

[JemFinch]

The best yet, IDM....oh my word, that's so funny......lol roflmao

[Eyes of Legolas]

Legolas: What do you mean, my fly is open?

LOL! :lol:

[Laurelin]

lol *wipes tears from eyes* Ok since we're having so much fun with Legolas... I'm sure you guys will come up with something funny for this one too! :grin:

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotklegolas/images/lotr2_legolascomfortsaragorn.jpg

[Cuiel Rilwen]

If this is your resting pulse you should most definately join a gym!

[Lady Arwen]

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

[ImDaMom]

Duck ....duck...GOOSE!!

or

I know we wanted the dwarf to take a bath but now I know far more about dwarves than I ever wanted to!

[Lady Luthien]

lol lol

Do not fear, Aragorn. We are alone here, no one will see us.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Aragorn: I forgot to tell Arwen that I love her when we left!!

Legolas: aww its ok you'll get to see her in the third movie.

[Laurelin]

Legolas: It'll be ok Aragorn...the horror of seeing Gimli naked will diminish in time.

[Amithrellas]

If that dung is from the Uruk-hai, Merry and Pip are in bigger trouble than we thought!
or
"Aragorn, is that your toe over there, stuck in the helmet that you were kicking?"

[Lady Luthien]

Legolas: It'll be ok Aragorn...the horror of seeing Gimli naked will diminish in time.

roflmao roflmao roflmao that's too funny, Laurelin!!

[Laurelin]

lol Thankee! ;)

Cuiel - lol Good one!

[Laeriel]

*snort* This is the awesomest thread!!
Here's some.....
*Aragorn looks at Legolas' shampoo as it's oozing out of the bottle*
*Legolas' hand gradually moves closer and closer to Aragorn neck* *he starts "strangling" Aragorn*
Legolas: THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO NEVER MESS WITH MY SHAMPOO!!!!

or

Legolas: Oh good Eru, please tell me that you did not just swish that bug.

one more

*Eowyn walks up and sets 2 bowls of stew beside them* *they both jump back in horror* *Eowyn leaves....seemingly oblivious*
Aragorn: If she makes me eat the "stuff" again, I swear on the grave of Elendil that I will surrender my life to Sauron.
Legolas: I'm right behind you.

[Laurelin]

Laeriel - roflmao Oh that last bit... roflmao roflmao roflmao *wipes tears from eyes* lol

[ImDaMom]

Good one, Laeriel.

Leggy- It's ok Aragorn. I'm sure Gimli knows you didn't mean to.
Aragorn- It's just that this new sword is so long, I didn't realize Gimli was standing so close!

[Laurelin]

*diet cokes nearly comes out Laur's nose* lol roflmao Nice one IDM! :thumbs:

[Amithrellas]

lol
It's O.K, Aragorn... Just thank Eru you're not the one sailing away with the Dwarf into the West! :rolleyes:

[Laeriel]

roflmao *snort* *cackle insanely* Yup, this thread rocks! :rock: lol

[Laurelin]

Ok... time for another one:
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkmerryandpippin/images/323toppsvictory1.jpg

[Nessa the Dancer]

Merry and Pippin sing: If you're happy and you know it put your cup on your head

[Cuiel Rilwen]

-I've read somewhere that beer makes your hair healthier!
-Isn't it a bit weird tho...to pour it on our heads...instead of into it? :rolleyes:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Pippin: Did you know this is the lates fasion?

Merry: I know isn't is just so cool????

[Laeriel]

Merry and Pippin's version of a conehead.

[ImDaMom]

Hey Pip- if we act REALLY stupid, maybe they'll let us stay here in Edoras and drink instead of going to fight!!

[Cassandria]

Merry: Hey Pip, do this! HAHA! I put super glue on the bottom of your mug!

:rolleyes:

[Tári Celebrindal]

Merry: Guess what, Pippin? That's not a pint!
Pippin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/images/fotr_screen01.jpg

Galadriel: I can't believe this is Cubic Zirconia! :elfeek:

[ImDaMom]

OK...I paid for a French Manicure, and THIS is what they gave me?? I don't THINK so!!

[Eyes of Legolas]

What??? That's all I get? *pout* I was hoping for bigger!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Beam me up Scotty!

[ImDaMom]

So where's this great "ring of power" that I was promised?

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrbilbo/images/bilbofrodoclose.jpg

[Laeriel]

After having one to many rounds of ale, Frodo and Bilbo became drunk beyond compare. Not long after, they set Gandy's fireworks cart on fire........along with Gandy. :elfeek:

[LuthienT]

roflmao, That is brillant Laeriel! lol Hey, I did not catch on fire! :hooray: Now where's the ale?

[ImDaMom]

Bilbo and Frodo snuck through Rivendell until they discovered a secret window into Arwen's dressing room !!

[Laurelin]

Frodo to Bilbo: Bilbo, you're right! Elves really do dance naked when they're drunk. lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol good one Laurie! :grin:

Wow them elvish girls really can shake their booty! :naughty:

[Laurelin]

lol Cuiel, I just luv ya. You totally crack me up! :smooch:

[Sindarin]

In a state of drunken glee, Frodo and Bilbo release hundreds of mice at the feet of unsuspecting Hobbit lasses.

[Tári Celebrindal]

roflmao That's a great one! roflmao

[Cassandria]

Ha! What did I tell you Frodo...it's always a good laugh to look under Lobelia's skirt! :o :shhh: lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

:elfeek: Oh Cass, you're getting as bad as IDM!!! :elfeek:

roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Cassandria]

LOL lol What can I say, she's rubbed off on me! lol lol

[ImDaMom]

And I take that as a compliment! notworthy Thank you all for your kind thoughts!!! roflmao

[Laurelin]

Cass you are getting as bad as IDM...me likes! lol ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/tttwormtongue/images/twotowers624.jpg

[ImDaMom]

OK, little Grima...come sit on Santa's lap, and tell me what you want for Christmas!

[Laurelin]

Theoden: Dude... you really shoulda been at the party man!

[Cassandria]

Oh PLEASE Grima, don't let Eowyn make us soup again!

[Laeriel]

Grima: Alrighty Theo, just hold on for a little longer. The undertaker is on his way.

or

After having one half-spoonfull of Eowyn's "stew", something "curious" happened to Theoden. :o

[Tári Celebrindal]

Theoden: I think Eowyn is trying to kill me...

[Saruman]

Grima: Honestly, my lord, you really need to stop watching this rubbish. It's practically turning you into a zombie.

[Laurelin]

roflmao Good one Saruman!

[ImDaMom]

This is Theoden....and he needs a makeover!

[Amithrellas]

lol IDM & Saruman both! roflmao
Grima: I say SACK the royal hairdresser! Look how great the wizard looks -- and HE's back from the dead!

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkeowyn/images/RotK-0076.jpg

[SamwiseAtHeart]

After five hours of a staring contest, Eowyn was beginning ro falter

[ImDaMom]

While most people were ok with the scruffy look, Aragorn's breath was starting to affect those close to him

[Laeriel]

Aragorn finally got really fed-up with Eowyn always stuffing her stew down his throat. So he gave her a taste of her own medicine.

lol ...I keep doing things on her stew!

[ImDaMom]

"I could understand the elf lady, but the dwarf? You cannot be serious!!"

[Tári Celebrindal]

Aragorn: I'm sorry Eowyn, but Legolas is blonder than you'll ever be.

[Illuvatar]

"Listen...I know you're going to be a King and all....but would you puuuuullleeeeaassseee get your big arse boot off of my foot!!"

[LuthienT]

roflmao Maybe if I give him the sad puppy eyes he will stay.

[Lady Luthien]

roflmao

"I am sorry Eowyn, but I already have pledged my love to Faramir. I am to beocome the White Ranger of Rohan, where same-sex marriages are legal."

[ImDaMom]

Lady L- fine avatar there!! :drool: We'll have to start chatting to keep these wonderful pix together!! lol

[Lady Luthien]

Thanks, IDM! Indeed we must! lol I want to know where you find pics of him smiling...I searched and searched and found none at all! :p

[ImDaMom]

Few and far between...but there're always good ones over at viggophile.net

[Laurelin]

Ok, here's one for you Ranger lovers to comment away on lol :

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/tttaragorn/images/twotowers113.jpg

[ImDaMom]

(Can't I just sit and stare at this? lol lol )

Here goes....." 7,8,9,10.....ready or not, here I come!!"

[Laurelin]

No IDM, you can't lol ...that's why I posted a lovely piccie just for you in the Legolas vs Aragorn thread. ;)

Aragorn: I bet I really have Legolas and Gimli wondering what the heck I'm doing.

[ImDaMom]

No IDM, you can't lol ... mecry


"OK- who's the twit that superglued my cheek to the rock while I slept?"

[Amithrellas]

*joins IDM in sitting and staring* :drool:
:loveyou:
Oh right...caption... :loveyou: Thanks Laur! lol roflmao

Aragorn: If I don't find a better surface to sleep on tomorrow, I'm so over this hobbit chase!

or "I REALLY miss Arwen --- Even this hunk of granite is starting to look good!"

[Cassandria]

Gosh, I've never had such desire to lay in the dirt! lol

'Honest Legolas, the chicks really go for the grungy look...now 1,2,3 roll!' :o

[LuthienT]

lol Hey Legolas, you better come over here and try this, it is so much fun! Hey look I see horsey dudes!

[Laeriel]

Aragorn found that sleeping outside on a rock was more at-home than all the luxeries and splendor of Minas Tirith.

[Saruman]

'Snails really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month; and yet after a hunded years, they can still surprise you.'

[ImDaMom]

lol lol, Saruman!!! Very good!

[Laurelin]

Well...since there are so many Aragorn lovers here, why not... lol

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkaragorn/images/2058lotr-aragand.jpg

[LuthienT]

Why are all the chicks checking out Gandalf? I thought they liked the scruffy look. I guess white is the new scruffy look.

[ImDaMom]

I don't know WHY he's applauding...we've all seen Gimli's famous striptease of Moria act before!

[Laurelin]

Aragorn: I've heard rumor about Gimli, but I never thought that Gandalf... :o

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Aragorn: Gandalf don't move... there's a humungous bug on the back of your head

[ImDaMom]

"OK- while he's occupied, I can slip away to visit Eowyn......"

[Illuvatar]

Gandalf:

Hava.....na gila havvva....na gila hava....na gila hey hey hey!

*Sorry if it's spelt wrong...but you get the gist. :p

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/tttsaruman/images/twotowers930.jpg

[ImDaMom]

"Whoa!! Hobbits really ARE amazing creatures!"

(ps...not bad spelling there, Illu! Hebrew does not translate letter for letter to English, so you're pretty safe no matter HOW you spell it)

[Amithrellas]

"No wire hangers!!"

[Laurelin]

Saruman see's Gimli naked...

[Saruman]

'I thought I told you, Peter, no blasted spiked wheels!'

[ImDaMom]

Wait- those orcs aren't supposed to breed in PUBLIC!!

[Illuvatar]

How dare you bloody Uruks plug up the toilet in my tower!!!!

[Amithrellas]

Saruman realizes too late that Pip & Merry have his Longbottom Leaf :naughty:
or
Mistakenly asking Lurtz for a show of strength, Saruman receives massive wedgie

[ImDaMom]

WHAT??? My name is Giggles Bubblepants?????

[Cassandria]

lol lol GOOD one IDM! lol

Ewww how would you like to be his dentist! lol

"Ith the tooth in fwont, doc."

[Illuvatar]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaaaaro Figaro Figaro Figaro!!!

[Laurelin]

Illu... I worry about you. lol ;)

[ImDaMom]

What's wrong with adding a little culture around here? :thumbs:, Illu. I wanted to put "Kill the wabbit..." but thought no one would get it.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigaaaaro Figaro Figaro Figaro!!!

lol lol lol roflmao

[Illuvatar]

What's wrong with adding a little culture around here? :thumbs:, Illu. I wanted to put "Kill the wabbit..." but thought no one would get it.

lol....

Oh...there are sooo many cartoons that can be placed with this one. :p

Let's see..... ummm.....

TURN OFF THAT LIGHT!

or

Sufferin Succotash!

or

Silly Rabbit...tricks are for kids!

[Laurelin]

What's wrong with adding a little culture around here? :thumbs:, Illu. I wanted to put "Kill the wabbit..." but thought no one would get it.
Oh no I totally love "...kill the wabbit..."!!! roflmao lol *falls to floor laughing*

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrsam/images/PDVD_059.jpg

[Laeriel]

*as Frodo and Sam stand there sopping wet*
Sam: I just couldn't hold it in any longer, Mr. Frodo....you will forgive me....won't you?"
*Frodo throws Sam out of the boat and paddles away*

[ImDaMom]

OK, I'll admit it...the dreadlocks were the wrong look for me!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Sam: I lied, Mr. Frodo. I didn't fix the hole in this boat.

[Telumehtar]

Sam, pouting: But you said you liked the wet look, Mister Frodo.
~Telu :flamer:

[Saruman]

The ride on the River Rapids at Alton Towers had inevitable consequences; the one person on the ride who had forgotten his overcoat had been the one to become wet.

[ImDaMom]

No, Mr. Frodo- I'm not the one who needed a bath- it's ARAGORN who needs one!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Yes I do want to have a golden ring of my own mr. Frodo...but there just aren't anymore down there! Don't be so mean, can't I look at yours just for just a little while?

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/ttteowyn/images/twotowers576.jpg

[Illuvatar]

It was my toy....my one and only favourite toy....a cutsie wootsie little Leggy dollie...and...and....it's GONE!! WAAAAHHHHHH!!! mecry

[Telumehtar]

Where will you be when your laxative starts working?
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

I can't believe Legolas said I was a dishwater blonde.

[LothlorienKiki]

Why do I always attract all the weirdos?

[ImDaMom]

I just cannot abide yet one more viewing of the infamous "striptease of Moria"!!

[Cassandria]

I don't understand it...how can that many people spill their soup?

[Telumehtar]

lol Nice, Cass ;)
~Telu :flamer:

[ImDaMom]

Wait...you mean he's my COUSIN???

[Tári Celebrindal]

:o :o :o

Oh IDM, you never fail to amaze me! lol

[Telumehtar]

That was hilarious *is crying I'm laughing so hard*
~Telu :flamer:

[LuthienT]

roflmao But Aragorn, I thought you liked the soup.

[ImDaMom]

What do you mean I have to wait until tomorrow to get my ee dvd????

[Cassandria]

"My EE DVD was scratched!!!"

(I know I would be crying over that!!! Poor IDM!!!) :(

[ImDaMom]

Grima, you have GOT to do something with your breath!

[LuthienT]

lol IDM!
http://www.ninecompanions.net/gallery_pics/TTTPICS/LEGOLAS/ttt_legolas_helmsdeep_2.JPG

Sorry if its a bit small, I only just figured out how to post pictures. :blush:

[Saruman]

Legolas looks on in strange and rather malicious satisfaction as his dwarf bodyguard slaughters a group of fangurl-hai.

[Feebeefi]

"Look Mum! After 2,000 years of practise I've killed my first orc!"

lollolSaruman

[LuthienT]

roflmao Fee and Saruman!
I can't believe my hair still looks this good after killing all these orcs. I have not even broken a nail!

[Nessa the Dancer]

LuthienT is that piccy hotlinked from another site? I'm afaid that if they don't specify that their webspace can be used then I'll have to make your piccy into a link.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Or perhaps Luthien can save it to her pc and then upload it to the photoforums...and then I'm sure Nessa will fix it!

[Bane of Lunazra]

'ello there! ;)

[Sindarin]

Ever since the battle of Helm's Deep, Legolas was never the same and was subsequently institutionalized.

or

"Look at me, I'm insane!!!"

or

"Orcs! Orcs everywhere!"

[LothlorienKiki]

I don't know if this will work, but I hope it will.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/tangerinekiki/blahblah.bmp

If not, quite sorry about that, and I do realize it is now very small...o.O. But here is my submission anyway:

Director off screen: Ok, one more time, from the top!
Legolas: Orbit, for a good clean feeling, no matter what!

[Sindarin]

Middle Earth product placement:

LEGOLAS: Lothlorian hair gel, for the Elf whose constantly on the go!

[Amithrellas]

Sindarin! roflmao lol

[Laurelin]

Hi guys, I'm back! :wave: Sorry I've been away for so long. I loved all the posts; you guys totally crack me up. lol Here's a new piccie for ya. ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkeomer/images/rotk_15_01.jpg

[Nessa the Dancer]

*If I move my queen over there, Aragorn will be in checkmate*

[ImDaMom]

Man, that soup Eowyn made really upset my stomach!!

(and one last one for the Leggy pic- "You mean I WON'T have to wear a blond wig in my next movie????" )

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Danged pantyhose-elastics...there it goes sliding down again!:rolleyes:

[Saruman]

'But, Uncle...'
'No 'buts', Eomer. Now tie those laces. Use a double knot this time, boy.'

[Amithrellas]

Eomer is left in a permanently squat position after wearing too much heavy armour for too long

[Sindarin]

EOMER: (in deep contemplation) Hmmm... How many licks does it take to get to the tootise roll center of a tootise pop?

[Amithrellas]

lol roflmao

"I don't get it... I'm MUCH cleaner than Aragorn, but he's got all the women!!"

[ImDaMom]

OK- Just ONE MORE horsey ride for the hobbit!

[Laurelin]

Eomer: "I really could have used some exlax."

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkaragorn/images/Rotk0880426.jpg

[Saruman]

'Do you wish you could have teeth as white as mine? Then buy new Lorien Colgate for that extra elven sheen.'
Lorien Colgate: for the Ranger on the move.

[ImDaMom]

Gandalf- "Aragorn- Saruon's been destroyed, you've wed Arwen and have been named King of the Reunited Lands. What are you going to do next?"

Aragorn- "I'm going to Disneyworld!"

[Laeriel]

Until you experience the clean, fresh feeling that "Ranger's Potty Paper" gives you, you'll never smile like this again. So go buy a pack of quilted leaves.

[ImDaMom]

Gee, I should visit these elvish "gentlemen's clubs" more often!!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

IDM you crack me completely up! lol lol lol Disneyworld hahahahaha! And that last one isn't any better! roflmao

[Illuvatar]

*snigger snigger* If only these guys knew what I'm really wearing under this chain mail! *snigger snigger*

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol

"Those Rohirrim know their stuff -- even after a long day on horse back, this hemorrhoid cream still brings relief!"

[Laurelin]

Good one Illu! lol

Here's another one for yous!
http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrbilbo/images/bilbosmokes.jpg

[Illuvatar]

Whoa......duuuuuddddeee.........good weed! :cool:

[ImDaMom]

Man, I could really go for some m&m's

[Laeriel]

Out of jealousy for the rest of Bilbo's pipeweed, Gandalf gives Bilbo a spell of "rigamortis."

[ImDaMom]

Bilbo- Wow- look at those marvelous fireworks!
Gandalf- Just one problem, my dear friend- I haven't set any off yet!!!

[Laurelin]

lol Here's one that I'm sure you'll all enjoy. This is an easy one! ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/3236leggim.jpg

[Amithrellas]

Legolas, about to lose his legendary Elven cool :mmmm: after getting stuck with a motion-sick Dwarf who can't hold his mead! entdraught

[Nereid]

"Just typical. Aragorn has Eowyn behind him while i get an stinky dwarf! verymad"

my first try, be nice :grin:

[ImDaMom]

OK- the next guy who makes a crack about the dwarf on my back gets an arrow thru the eye!!

or

OMG- WHO did my hair this morning? Even the dwarf's looks better today!

[Cassandria]

lol lol Good ones!

*Grumble* I thought dwarves were supposed to be small...he takes up half the horse!!! squinchy

or

*Snif* Ooooohhhh don't tell me!!! :angry:

[Laurelin]

"if Aragorn says one more thing about us looking "cute" together I'm gonna put an arrow in his heart!!"

[SamwiseAtHeart]

"What did that Orc just say about me???!!!!!!"

[ImDaMom]

*ok...pg17 version coming up*
Gimli- that BETTER BE your ax poking me!

[Laurelin]

lol roflmao

Legolas: Hey, watch where you put your hands already!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

*ok...pg17 version coming up*
Gimli- that BETTER BE your ax poking me!

*sniggers* I knew it would be you to do that one IDM!

[ImDaMom]

It's a dirty job, but someone HAD to do it! lol (and I could have gone much worse than pg17 :naughty: That picture just leaves so much opportunity!

OK -clean one now....."OK, PJ-my fans expect more than me just riding with this dwarf! Where's my big action sequence?"

[LuthienT]

roflmao IDM!
Legolas- Something stinks, and I know it's not me!

[Laurelin]

lol All good ones! roflmao But then that piccie does have lots of opportunity. I'll try to find another good one. :grin:

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/tttgimli/images/twotowers698.jpg

[ImDaMom]

You mean you SHAVED with this knife, you pointy eared elvish princeling?

[Nereid]

"Dah, you never seen any dwarfs 'poking nails' knife?"

[Cassandria]

mmmmm tastes like butter. :)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"But I DID wash my hands already!"

[Illuvatar]

Hey you....yea you...I've just tangled with Wargs...danced with Orcs in a mine....a mine...and to top it all off, I've been sitting behind this fruity smelling Elf on the back of a horse.....now I'm hungry...would you mind flappin your gums somewhere else? :p

Or....

You'd better stop a looking at this food...it's mine....mine I tell ya!

[Cassandria]

lol lol Oh Ilu! Thanks for the good laugh...great way to start the day! lol lol

[ImDaMom]

Look- I can use this knife for food, or for the next person who makes a comment about me and the elf!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol lol everyones being funny today!

[Eyes of Legolas]

G: I can't beieve it's not butter! :-p

[Laurelin]

roflmao Good one EoL! :thumbs:

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkfaramir/images/2382lotr-trotk-35.jpg

[ImDaMom]

7-8-9-10......ready or not, here I come!!!
or
(Faramir jumps back against a wall) OMG-I didn't know Gimli was in the shower!!

[Laurelin]

roflmao That was good. lol

[JemFinch]

Faramir and his pal are shocked when they overhear Eowyn and Arwen having "girl talk".
Eowyn: And Faramir....he's a totally awesome kisser.
Arwen: Well....I kissed his friend, and he practically bit my tongue off....

Faramir: She was NOT supposed to say that.
Soldier: Darn!

[Laeriel]

Faramir: DO NOT go out there!! I just saw my father frolicking around in a Teletubbies costume!!!

[LuthienT]

roflmao Those are really good!
Faramir- Is this the part when I jump out or is that the Elf's job?
or
Faramir is in shock after having seen orcs dance around in pink dresses.

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrarwen/images/PDVD_691.jpg

[Laurelin]

No comments for poor Arwen. Aw... well ok. Here's another one for you then. I was thinking someone could have said... "If that Eowyn doens't leave MY Aragorn alone..." lol

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkgandalf/images/Beleg_Saragorn_gandalf.jpg

[ImDaMom]

psst...Gandalf....they prefer having dollar bills stuffed into their pants!

And for the Arwen one....
Me me me...pick me to ride with the hobbit!!!!

[Saruman]

'Honestly, for a Maiar, you really do have a vulgar sense of humour, don't you?'

And for the Arwen:

In the midst of the battle, Arwen came to a realisation: she had forgotten her sword.

[ImDaMom]

Arwen-
My first endorsement! "Secret- keeps me dry and persperation free even in the toughest situations! Strong enough for a Ranger, but made for an elf!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

for Arwen: Does anyone have some Kleenex...this hobbit is drooling all over the place!

for Aragorn: Oh no I knew it...the minute the music starts he wants to do the chicken-dance!

[IronHills Dwarf]

Gandalf: "I'm so smart to have signed those Hobbits to the Mithrandir label last year...."

[Laurelin]

*sits laughing* Those are good guys! :thumbs: I have it easy...I just post the piccies, sit back and wait. veryhappy

[Telumehtar]

psst...Gandalf....they prefer having dollar bills stuffed into their pants!!
roflmao That was hilarious, IDM!!
~Telu :flamer:

[Eyes of Legolas]

G: If your happy and you know clap your hands!
These are so funny! LOL!

[JemFinch]

*Aragorn and Gandalf watch American idol on tv*
Gandalf: She's such a good singer, don't you think?
Aragorn: Mary Roach? Are you kidding? I think your love of the halfling's leaf really HAS gone to your mind... :grin:

[Telumehtar]

lol Oh, my ribs hurt ;)
~Telu :flamer: