say WHAT????(a caption game)

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/1812eowyn_eomer_meduseld.jpg

[Nereid]

Eomer: Okay, was it you who put your stew in my helmet untill you could find a bowl?

[JemFinch]

Good one, Nereid. :)
*Eomer and Eowyn are just the typical brother and sister*
Eomer: Get out of my room!
Eowyn: Why should I?
Eomer: I'll tell Aragorn what you wrote about him in your diary...
Eowyn: Alright, alright..I'm leaving.

[ImDaMom]

If I've told you once, Eowyn, I've told you a million times....keep OUT OF MY SHAMPOO!

[Sindarin]

The infamous Edoras staring contest begins...

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/ttteowyn/images/twotowers687.jpg

Someone in room to Eowyn: "You're not actually making the poor kids eat your stew, are you??"

[Randiriel of Wilderland]

Laurelin,, LOVE that one! roflmao

[Nereid]

roflmao

[*Arwen*Evenstar*]

This looks like fun! Now let me see.....

[Eyes of Legolas]

E: I think I'm going to be sick, she just picked her nose and ate it!

[ImDaMom]

No, I DIDN'T make it! It's Spaghetti-o's, ok?
or

I know I forgot placemats, a nice centerpiece, proper flatware, and a most interesting salad. I'm not Martha Stewart!

[Laurelin]

Compliments of Eyes of Legolas. notworthy

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/Aragorn_goofy.jpg

[Nereid]

Aragorn: Can't you see i'm a little blue on the tounge?? I must be related to the dog race chow chow!

ok, that was bad :trout:

[ImDaMom]

AHHHHHH.....I swallowed some of Eowyn's stew!!!

[JemFinch]

After fighting numerous battles, sacrificing everything he had for his kinsmen, waiting patiently for the woman he loves, breaking a toe, a tooth, and suffering other injuries, Aragorn finally cracked after Legolas refused to stop singing "I need a Hero".

[Illuvatar]

*Look Ma! I'm Gene Simmons from the band Kiss!*

[Cassandria]

lol Oh my oh my!! lol

Viggo just got finished kissing Billy..."Who's next???!!!" lol :elfeek:

[ImDaMom]

Jem, that was GREAT!!! :notworthy:

And Cass....me me me!! pick me!!!

[Cassandria]

roflmao roflmao IDM you seriously wanna kiss that!!??!! lol lol Doesn't he look a little like Charles Manson there? tee hee

[JemFinch]

Thanks, IDM roflmao Oh gosh.....*sees very frightening images of IDM kissing Viggo and getting her tongue cut on chipped tooth, and strangled by very large tongue* :o ACK!!! NO!!!! *starts sputtering* ICK...Someone change the subject!!!! lol

[Eyes of Legolas]

A: Darn that lambas was hard!!!!!!!!!

[Laurelin]

roflmao *wipes tears from eyes* lol

[Eyes of Legolas]

Welcome to the The Happy Ranger Inn, Home of the Break Your Teeth Fried Chicken!
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Arwen]

And Cass....me me me!! pick me!!!

No!!Cass!!!pick me!!!!!!lol

btw this thread is just hilarious!!love it!lol

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/2558s640x480-med.jpg

[Lady Arwen]

Frodo :hey Sam, i was wondering, what must it be like for Sauron to watch everythin wiht just one eye?? dontcha wanna try that?!

[Nereid]

Frodo: Don't look over there, Sam! I'm shoure I just saw Pippin and Rose dating together! :o

[Lady Arwen]

roflmao poor Sam!

[JemFinch]

Frodo: This is much too violent for you, Sam.
Sam: Mr. Frodo! Please! I told you, the gaffer always lets me watch CSI!!!

or

Frodo wanted to spare Sam of the most troubling thing he had ever seen in his life: Gimli doing the Macarena in a g-string. :o

[ImDaMom]

Disproving the old adage....you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

[Cassandria]

roflmao roflmao Leave it to IDM...*thoroughly enjoyed that laugh*

And to add to IDMs..."Must hide that whopper Sam!" lol

[Eyes of Legolas]

Rolf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/poke.jpg

[LuthienT]

Photographer- Turn Aragorn, now pose and look scruffy! That's it!
or
Legolas- (As Aragorn leads the Fellowship) You know I think fan girls are going for the clean look right now.
Aragorn- (turns) You want to say that louder Mr.Elf or do you want me to leave you here tied to a rock?

[Nereid]

i loved that last one! roflmao

[Sindarin]

PAPARAZZI: (off-screen) Hey, Aragorn! Look over here!
*CLICK!*

[Illuvatar]

Allright......allright......who's being Mr. Grabby Hands? Leave my tushie alone!

[Laurelin]

Photographer to Aragorn: Work it...work it! Yeah!

[ImDaMom]

Oddly enough, the photographer aspect was my first thought!!! Great minds think alike, no? (and Illu- you are truly all knowing....just call me Mr Grabby Hands lol lol )

Anyway...my caption.....

OK....who threw the spitball??? Was it you, elf?
or.....Don't hate me because I'm beautiful
of.....Darn...everyone's looking, so I can't pull these pants from crawling up my butt!

[Laeriel]

lol lol roflmao YOU ARE SO FUNNY!
This is Aragorn dancing to wicked sweet techno music. Can't you just see it. lol

[Laurelin]

*music plays in the background* I'm.. to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt...so sexy it hurts...

[Cassandria]

roflmao That was good Laur! lol

Aragorn to Legolas: "What do you mean you don't want to walk downwind of me!"

[Eyes of Legolas]

A: Does my tushie look big in these pants?
ROFL!!!!

[JemFinch]

Aragorn: I'm so sexy. I was born sexy. I look sexy. I feel sexy. I even smell sexy....and no, Elf....it is a scent NOT an odor.

[ImDaMom]

Again, Laur...great minds. I came on here this am to add the "Im too sexy" lyrics! roflmao

[Laurelin]

roflmao I dunno...the music just popped into my head IDM. lol

*music still playing in background* ...and I shake my little tush on the catwalk...

[Laeriel]

lol ...you two are hilarious.... roflmao

[Eyes of Legolas]

How about "Cant touch this?" LMAO, thinka bout it. Oh and yes the "too sexy" song is perfect!

[Laurelin]

lol http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/323gollum.jpg

[JemFinch]

Sam: YOU stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!!
or
Sam: Now, really, you don't need to panick...I was just telling you this for your own good. Oh come on, don't fret...really, don't! Didn't mean anything personal, just that *whispers* I think the ladies like a little more hair...and well, I know this place....
Gollum: More hair?
Sam: Well, maybe just a bit...maybe some botox too! Not as expensive as it sounds....and if Sigourney Weaver can look 20 years younger...so can you!

[Nereid]

lol
Loved the last one ;)

[Laurelin]

Sam: Pull my finger...

(can't take credit for it though... saw it on Eyes of Legolas' website ;) )

[Eyes of Legolas]

Poke poke, Laurelin, you took the words right out my mouth! LMAO! Get it? poke poke?
Roflmao!!!!!!!!!

[Laurelin]

lol *grins* Well I couldn't help meself. ;)

[Eyes of Legolas]

Heehee!

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/legpout.gif

Legolas: "I am not a dumb blonde!"

[Illuvatar]

*sniff sniff* If that mean little dwarf teases me one more time about my braids..I'm gonna.....I'm gonna......TELL MY MOMMY! *sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffff*

[Randiriel of Wilderland]

Illu and Laurelin, Hannon le! (Thank you!) I needed that laugh! roflmao

[ImDaMom]

OK- PJ said to use my MAD face (or is it my 'battle' face? or my 'competition' face? I can never tell the difference)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

What do you mean I can't have deserts until I've finished my dinner!

[LuthienT]

Darn that Aragorn, he got to Arwen first!
Or
I am sick of telling Aragorn to take a bath, what am I, his mother?

[Amithrellas]

Laurelin! lol roflmao
IDM! :mmmm: lol roflmao :mmmm:

"SOMEONE's had their grimy little fingers my Teflon shampoo and special mousse!!"

[JemFinch]

I don't look like a girl!!!! I DON'T!!!! And I'm not as moody as one either!!!! *bursts out in tears*

or

Peter Jackson is such an idiot!!! What does he mean it would be unfaithful to Tolkien to have me, the gorgeous, make out with Arwen?

or

Gimli: Well, Legolas, YOU have split ends!
Legolas: Yeah, well....at least my hairs not frizzy! *bursts into tears*

[Eyes of Legolas]

L: But I dont want you to ride in front! You smell funny! (sobs)
ROFL, what a face expression!

[ImDaMom]

These are great (it's sometimes TOO easy to make sport of Leggy)

"OK- I'm putting my foot down- NO MORE riding with the dwarf!"

[Laeriel]

I WANNA RIDE THE PONY!!!
or
What a cotton-headed-ninny-muggin!! Aragorn stole my ballerina outfit and he wont give it back!! *SOB*

[Cassandria]

'I do not look like a blonde Eddy Munster! Do NOT!'

[ImDaMom]

If you don't quit making fun of me and the dwarf, I'm gonna take my bow and go home!!! nyahhh nyahhh nyahhh

[Amithrellas]

lol

"Go ahead, make my Third Age" (a la Dirty Harry)

[Laurelin]

lol Everyone loves to make fun of my poor Elf. ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/WantACaption.jpg

[ImDaMom]

Hey Sam- do I have anything stuck in my teeth?

[Illuvatar]

Dang it Sam! If you burst into tears just one more time.....I'm...I'm...gonna tell Rosie! :p

[Cassandria]

Good one Illu! lol

'Oh come on you guys, my eyes are not bigger around than my mouth!'

[Laurelin]

Frodo: See Sam, flossing makes a difference.

[LuthienT]

roflmao Good one Laurelin!
Frodo- Sam, next time you chase Gollum around trying to beat him on the head, I will have no choice but to put you in a time out!

[Laeriel]

SAM! What is that in your teeth??!!?!?!!

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/rivendell31.jpg

[ImDaMom]

And he thinks he's :flamer: enough for the elf chick. Just look at how grubby he is and I'm so clean and shiny.

[Illuvatar]

**Ponders** *Hmmpf... I do all all the cool sliding off of Oliphants and down stairs to kill things and still....HE gets the girl! I mean....what does he have that I don't? Jeez...I've got the hair..the looks...imortality...and just check out my big bushy eyebrows! They don't have nuffin on the brows! Hmmmpf I say again!*

[DarkAngel]

hello im DarkAngel..but everyone calls me DA..im new here so umm what ru talking aout?..sorry thats proably a silly question..but o well

[Nessa the Dancer]

They are making up captions for the picture of Legolas above

[Laurelin]

Welcome Dark Angel! Feel free to caption the photos we post. ;)

Illu - lol Good one!

[Amithrellas]

Hmpff -- if Celeborn is a natural blonde, then I'm a Balrog!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol good one Amith!

[LuthienT]

roflmao
Legolas- hmmm.... Hairy Dwarf on my left or hot elvish chick on my right, who do I chose? It is too hard to decide!
(Welcome Dark Angel, feel free to make a funny comment on what you think the Lord of the Rings Character is saying)

[ImDaMom]

roflmao Ami!

"Hmmmm...if that Figwit thinks he's taking any of MY fangirls, he's sorely mistaken."

[Laurelin]

roflmao - Ami, that was hysterical! lol

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/3475beh67b.jpg

[Amithrellas]

notworthy thanks guys... a lucky shot hee hee

In Sean's head...*I like the hugs, but this is making me nervous -- they're after SpongeBob for less!!*
or
"I like you too, Elijah, but I'm not going to move in with you and call you "Master" anymore"

[Eyes of Legolas]

Frodo: "Letgo my Ego!"
Legolas: "You smell what The Elf is cookin?"
Frodo "Sam, my presioussssss"

[Laurelin]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/WantACaption.jpg

[ImDaMom]

Umm, Laur....we've already done this one. :huh:

[Laurelin]

lol lol Oh yeah... oopsie! Ok, sheesh... I'll go find another one. *sulks* lol

How's this one?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v718/eyesoflegolas/sam_spit.jpg

Pucker up!

[Illuvatar]

Come on Gollum...gives us a kiss Precious! :smooch:

[Laurelin]

Gollum to Samwise: No precious... no more rasberries!

[Laeriel]

Sam: "Yeah, right, Aragorn! You can't kiss worth a piece of my old Gaffer's pie!! Last night I saw you kiss Pippin just like this!" *acts it out*
(remember in the appendices?) lol

[ImDaMom]

whhhhh whhhhhh whhhhh....darn- I just cannot figure out how to whistle!
or
*smooch sound* Pippin- you are just such a kiss up to Gandalf!!

[Laeriel]

lol I love it, IDM!!! lol

[JemFinch]

The effects of Sour Lemon Warheads. :o
or
[Offscreen]
Puck: Your servant did follow your orders...I did give out the love potion as you bade me.
Oberon: *hits Puck on the head* You fool!! To Titania that potion was to go..not the halfling!!!!!!!
roflmao (it's from A Midsummer Night's Dream..Those aren't the words from the play..but you get the idea. roflmao)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

hihihihihihihihihihihirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr r! lol

[Amithrellas]

Hope you don't mind if I post one Laur :grin:
http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotraragorn/PDVD_1378.jpg

"Forget Arwen, Aragorn, and look into my eyes... I'm MUCH prettier!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol he does look rather hypnotized! lol

[Laurelin]

Thanks Ami! :thumb: *needed a break* ;)

...and the starring contest continues...

[Cassandria]

As Legolas speaks, Aragorn's mind wanders and he thinks to himself "I wonder if it is the tightness of those braids that cause his ditziness...heh heh 'a diversion'...heh heh."

[ImDaMom]

When I get back to rivendell, you KNOW Elrond is going to hear about sending this elf with me!!!

[JemFinch]

Just as we battle over them, the Ranger and the Elf battle over us.
Aragorn: Laurelin and Mela are ridiculous panti-linered-elf-loving freaks!
Leggy: They are not! They're great people! They think I'm sexy!!!
Aragorn: Not nearly as great as IDM and Cass! They KNOW I'm sexy!!!

[ImDaMom]

:smooch: JF....that was great!

[Laurelin]

Cass - roflmao

[Amithrellas]

JemFinch - roflmao

[Laeriel]

Everyone- lol roflmao lol
Leggy--If I pose like this *poses* do I look like Arwen?? How 'bout this? *poses again*
Aragorn--*thinking*...is this guy serious!? I think I'm gonna be sick....

[Illuvatar]

*Aragron to Leggy*

"Yes my Elf friend...I'm sorry....but that definitely IS a zit!"

:p

[Laurelin]

Illu- roflmao

[Cassandria]

You got it Jem!!! ;) :naughty:

Illu roflmao ...really good one!

[Amithrellas]

Oh Illu!! roflmao roflmao roflmao

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotraragorn/PDVD_1899.jpg

"I really HAVE died and gone to heaven -- he's kissing me!"

[Laurelin]

Aragorn to Boromir: Have I told you how much I love you?

[Cassandria]

roflmao Which one Ami!? lol

*Aragorn wrestles Boromir to the ground*
Aragorn: She's mine I tell you! Mine! She wants me!
Boromir: Okay, Okay you can have her! *thinks to himself, 'yeah right, like she'll want mud!*

[ImDaMom]

If I look really really closely, I can see where the wig is attached to his scalp!

[Cassandria]

roflmao IDM!

[JemFinch]

Sean Bean: There goes my acting career...I audition for Prince Charming, and I end up being Sleeping Beauty!

[Onilalle]

roflmao JemFinch!!! lol

[Nessa the Dancer]

Boromir: uggghhh there's a root sticking into my back, the ground is wet, and your tickling my nose I think I'm going to sneeze could life get any worse?
Aragorn: well the whole idea is that you're not

Boromir: Ahhh right Ahhh ahhhhh aaaaaaachooooooo

[JemFinch]

Aragorn: You know what, I just want to tell you this because I truly care about you...this is not an insult, but I think your roots are starting to show. Really, I've tried the cheap box stuff, it doesn't work. Go to Legolas..I'm sure he'll do your hair for free..he uses the best, most expensive brand..

[Amithrellas]

roflmao roflmao lol

[Laeriel]

lol lol You're so hilarious!!

[JemFinch]

Thanks. ;)

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/4013Alan_Lee_v_pozad_.jpg

[JemFinch]

Aragorn: Gimli, this is the MEN'S locker room...you can find the dwarwish locker room at the other end of the hall.

roflmao And I never noticed those two cameos! lol Alan Lee, and the guy next to him, I forgot what his name was. lol

[LuthienT]

roflmao Jem! Me neither!
Hey Elf, if you are going to change, go into the the other room please!

[JemFinch]

roflmao That's great, Luthien.

For all the time they knew him, Aragorn and the men of Rohan had honestly thought Legolas was male. However, one does not truly know a person until they see them undressed. :o
roflmao

[Cassandria]

:o Jem!!! :o lol lol

Aragorn: What? You don't like our look? It's the new style!

or

*magazine ad - new super model shot for men's cologne* Caption:
For a truly Manly scent try HELMsMEN

[Laeriel]

lol lol roflmao That's hilarious, Jem!!! I love it. :)
I never noticed Alan either. Good observation. :grin: The other guy is Dan Hennah.

When Theoden decided he'd try out his stand-up comedy skills on Aragorn and the gang, this was the response he got.

[Illuvatar]

Aragorn:

"You call THIS chainmail? I specifically ordered mithril! Listen here you Dwarven-armoury-maker-wanna-be... you get your short statured little self back into that armoury and get me what I want before I set that pointy eared Elf onto you again!

And don't you even DARE bring up that business that I am still NOT king!

[Anorlas]

Hmmmm....so he refuses to wear the chainmail? We'll see about that, here DwarfieDwarfieDwarfie....

[Nereid]

Aragorn: Whats this? I thought i said i wanted gold carved into the chanmail!
For crying out loud, I'm to be king! You want your future kind to look like all you crappy people?!

[ImDaMom]

OK- who put starch in the chainmail??? This is gonna chafe like murder!!!

or (I'm reminded of an old commercial for EF Hutton)

When ELF Leggy talks, everyone listens!

[Laurelin]

Gimli to Aragorn: "...yeah, and Legolas called you a sissy."
Aragorn: "What did he call me?"
Other: *stand in disbelieve and await a fight*

[Amithrellas]

lol roflmao

Aragorn and the motley crew of Rohirrim are horrified by Leggy's suggestion that they BATHE before putting on their chainmail :o
or
Momentarily alarmed that the Uruks have exploded another sphere, they discover it's just Gimli with a bout of gas.

[Onilalle]

lol roflmao roflmao Ami!! Those were classic :grin:

[Cassandria]

roflmao Ami, you crack me up! lol

[Laurelin]

roflmao Good ones Ami! lol

[Laeriel]

AMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol roflmao lol roflmao roflmao

[ImDaMom]

Great Ami!!! roflmao

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/3845ttt-posters-024.jpg

[ImDaMom]

Darn.....I broke a nail- Faramir, do you have a nail file??

[Laurelin]

Faramir - aw come on... I was just playing around Frodo!

[Nereid]

Faramir - I told you, putting on the ring would be stupid. It's to small for your finger.

[Illuvatar]

Frodo: Help...help....I'm being repressed!!

or

Faramir: Kneel before Zod!

[Elijah's Girl]

Frodo-Awww Faramir!! This was my new cloak!!! Faramir-Wow...didn't know my nails were so sharp...

[JemFinch]

Dude, Faramir, I swear, I told you I wanted my nails MAGENTA..not purple. I am so going to someone else.

[Laeriel]

Illu and Jem--lol roflmao lol

For all Monty Python fans...
Faramir and his men finally drove Frodo completely mad after screaming "NI!" in his ears for two days straight.

[Nala Greenleaf]

erm.........er........Frodo theres...............um .........that...thing growing out of your ear again...........

i know stop bugging me about it!!! it hurts enough without you commenting on it!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem!
Are you aloud to make more than one? I don't really understand the rules...:blush:

[Laeriel]

All you do is make a funny caption for the pic. And you can make more than one caption.
There isn't really any "rules" besides keep your captions clean, like, no cussing and stuff. :) I think that's all. :grin:

[Elijah's Girl]

ok :grin:
Frodo-Sam! Sam wake up! There's a nasty ranger on you!
Faramir-Hey! Who do you think you are caslling my men "nasty"! We bathe 2 weeks ago!

[Laeriel]

lol ...you got it! :thumbs:

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/514/2803licksword.jpg

[JemFinch]

Ok, this is the absolute last time i'm playing Truth or Dare with Pip.
or
Merry formed a relationship he never had in his life; he finally had enough confidence to make out with his sword.

[Elijah's Girl]

Pip come here! Its made of sugar!! *licks some more*
or
Pipth...nether lick a wallth inth the wither!
(Pip...never lick a wall in the winter!)

[JemFinch]

I love that last one, EG. roflmao

[Laurelin]

roflmao Geez, you guys are quick! lol Jem..I worry about you. lol Funny!

EG, loved that last one too. :thumbs:

[Cassandria]

Mmmmm swords make the best marshmallow skewers! :p

[JemFinch]

roflmao Yes, I worry about myself sometimes. ;)

Merry was the first person to try out "Gandalf's Personalized Ice Cream Bar Shop".
or
"The Fellowship Circus Presents: Meriadoc Brandybuck and the dangerous sword-swallowing trick of the year! Don't try this at home boys and girls!"

[Laeriel]

lol ...ouch.

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/2789cap115-med.jpg

[Elijah's Girl]

(I love this scene)
Boromir-BOOO!
Faramir-*looks like he's frozen* Don't....do....that!!!

[JemFinch]

Boromor: Dad, you shoulda seen it!!!
Faramir: Dad, Boromir stuck firecrackers in my lunchbox!
Boromir: And then he it went boom!
Denethor: Faramir, do not tattle on your brother. I would have loved to have seen that.

How cruel. lol

[Elijah's Girl]

how mean Jem roflmao

[JemFinch]

roflmao Yes, I know..I realized how very terrible that was after I wrote it. lol

[Laeriel]

lol lol but it is sooo what would happen!!! I loved it Jem! :thumbs: :thumbs:

*shows pic of Faramir*
"Constipation kickin' in at all the wrong times? Well, just take Pooper-Smoother, the only constipation medicine for quick relief, and you'll be up on your feet again!" *shows pic of happy Boromir*

....sorry, that was gross. :grin:

[JemFinch]

Wrong, Laeriel. lol Just wrong. ;)

[ImDaMom]

Did he just put another "kick me" sign on my tush???

[Nala Greenleaf]

boromir!!!! stops prodding me n the backside with your sword that really hurts you no!!!:elfeek:

[Nibinaraniel]

Faramir: What did you do to the kingdom, Boromir? Blow it up?
Boromir: Yep! And I blamed it on you...

[Amithrellas]

You know, little brother, Mom loved me better than you, too. Nyah, nyah :p

[Laeriel]

Nibi and Ami--lol roflmao ....poor Faramir... :)

[ImDaMom]

"Ok dad...did you know when Boromir was a kid he stole your horse? And he's been making rather nasty comments about you when you're not around....oh wait....he's here, isn't he??"

[Nala Greenleaf]

there is always the plain harsh reality of of the scene:

Faramir: father! your smiling at me!!! i mean wow its first time you have ever really appreciated me!!!!

Boromir: hey dad!!!

Faramir: oh.........erm.........righti understand now. mecry

lol i have such a dark and horrible sense of humour :flamer:

[Aragorn Isildur]

"But Faramir, you used to love it when we hid Gandalfs hat as children" :o

Aragorn :king:

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol Time for a new one?

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/3475ftttattack16.jpg

"STELLA!!!!"

or "Nazgul? I WANT MY MO-M-M-Y!!!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

With a destinct italian accent Faramir sings opera:

"Save your love my darling...save your loooooove!"

[Nala Greenleaf]

*sings* IIIIIII WIIIIIIIIIIIL BEEEEE YOUR HERO BABY !!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL KISS AWAAAY THE PAAIIIINN!!!!

[Illuvatar]

*to the tune of Oklahoma*

"Ooooooooosgiliath....where the Wraith come screaming down the plains"

:p

[Elijah's Girl]

*posing for a portrait*
Faramir-Are you sure I should be trying to shoot a tennis ball at the flying beast from my mouth for a painting?
Painter-Um....yeah...lets go with that!

lol I hope that makes sense....:mmmm:

[Laurelin]

*at the doctors office* "Say ahhhhh"

[Elijah's Girl]

Nazgul-Oh how I love you,Faramir!
Faramir-AHHHHHH!!!!*runs away*
hehe lol

[ImDaMom]

urgghhhhhhh (gargling sound)

or

(in bad accent) de planes, de planes!!

(ps....great one, Illu! lol And Ami..."Stella" Perfection!!! roflamo )

[Amithrellas]

Illu!! roflmao lol

Next: Gandalf and Pippin are dismayed by the damage wrought by the Winged Beast droppings...

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkgandalf/images/323ganpip.jpg

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Pippin: Oh no Gandalf its a giant threeheaded nazgul!
Gandalf: WHAT WHERE?????
Pippin: Just kidding HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cassandria]

Gandalf and Pip are stunned senseless by the putrid gust of breath by the winged beast. Er sorry it was the wosh of air as Aragorn rode by? :p

[Laurelin]

...and then Gimli did his infamous strip tease.

[Laeriel]

Laur--AAHHHHHHHHH!!!! NO!!! BLIND ME!! roflmao lol

After downing 6 gallons of chili, Gimli cut much more than just the cheese....
Gandalf and Pippin are still recovering.

[Laurelin]

Laeriel - lol Nice one... lol

[Elijah's Girl]

*Nazgul doing the disco*
Pippin-Gandlaf...do they usually do that?
*Gandlaf is lost for words*

[JemFinch]

Gandalf and Pippin are rather embarassed when Frodo finds them secretly reenacting scenes from Charlie's Angels.

[Saruman]

'... And you shake it all about... Gandalf, I'm getting tired, can we stop now?'

[Eowyn]

lol I like that one Saruman lol

Gandalf and Pippin prepare to play dodgeball with the Orcs

[Laeriel]

Jem-- lol roflmao

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem~

[Nibinaraniel]

I like Saru's.......

At the end of all things: Gandalf? What is that bright light at the end of the tunnel?

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/medium/The_guard_of_the_Citadell.jpg

Merry: ...you've been at the ale again, haven't you Pip??

[Nibinaraniel]

Pip: Hey! Guess what? Legolas gave me a whole bunch of candy!!! And I'm not supposed to have sugar! But who cares! WHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs around insanely* (btw, I do this a LOT)

[Elijah's Girl]

lmao I love that Nib!!!

Pip-Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!
Merry-Pip...?
Pip-I have had this many cups of coffee*holds up both hands* Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!Hi!

and

Dom-Billy...why are you smiling like that?
Billy-I just had a botox(sp?) shot and I can't stop smiling for a few more hours!

[Amithrellas]

"Sorry...can't help this look, Denethor... Tower Guard or no, a big weta bug has just crawled up my shorts... Woo-oo"

[Onilalle]

roflmao Ami!!
*in cute Scottish accent* "I've been a naughty little Hobbit!"

[Laeriel]

AMI!!!-- :lmao: :lmao:

[Amithrellas]

thanks Laeriel and Oni :grin:

"So I said to the Elrond, "Go ahead, pull my finger..."

[Laeriel]

lol roflmao :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

OK- sorry bout being late, but the Pip and Gandalf one: Gandalf RUN!!! We're about to be overrun by Leggy's fangirls!!!

The Pippin one: Hoo hoo!!! Eowyn, I never knew you cared!

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/medium/3881Too_cold.jpg

Who's in charged of the darned air conditioner around here anyway??!

[JemFinch]

Pippin: How come Legolas can stand on snow and we can't?
or
Dom: You IDIOT!!! I TOLD you this wasn't going to be a cushy job!!! But no, no, you wouldn't listen to me, would you Billy? Idiot.
Pippin: I could have sworn I signed us up for Hawaii 5-0. Darn it. Stupid agent.

[Amithrellas]

IDM & JF - :lmao:

"Oooh, I love being held by the arms of a big strong man, Merry "
"Yah, right, sure... whatever floats yer boat, Pip :rolleyes:"

or

Pip: I bet that poncey Elf has three layers of fleece under his tunic. "Elves don't mind the cold" my Tookish keister!!
Merry: Yah -- probably been snorting helium the whole trip so he could impress us all with walking ON the snow. Sheesh!"

[JemFinch]

I love it, Ami. :lmao:

[Laurelin]

:lmao: Nice one Ami!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao lol lmao!! Nice ami!

Pip-I told you you should have brought the hot tea,coffee,doughnuts,cakes,apples,eggs,sausage,bac on,tomatoes,and our CLOTHES!!!
Merry-...eh...hehe...."

[Amithrellas]

Aw, shucks, thanks guys :blush:

Pip: "Wait a cotton-picking minute.... is THAT a cup of hot cocoa Gandalf has conjured for himself?"

[ImDaMom]

Hey Pip..looks like you tried that gum that Mr Wonka made with blueberries too!!!!

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/213aragorncostume2.JPG

Aragorn: Mmm.... clearly I haven't impressed her with my little blade.

[Laeriel]

*reads on sword*
"This end up." ....hmm, that's new.

or

Eowyn: Are your eyes crossed YET?
Aragorn: No...not yet. Bring it a little closer...
*gouge*

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Laeriel!

Aragorn:Lets sees which weapon is longer!
(lets say its Eomer lol) Eomer:Okay!
*Aragorn pulls out his little blade* Wallah beat that!
*Eomer pulls out a long lance*
*Aragorn looks like he did when he ate Eowyn's Stew* Well...looks like you win!

((I know its a sword there but you can't see the lance so...lol))

[JemFinch]

I love that first one, Laeriel. lol

*voices going through Aragorn's head*
Honey!!!
Aragorn: What? Who said that?
It's your mother.
Aragorn: My mother? Sheesh, you died a while ago, Ma.
I'm part of your conscious now. What did I always tell you about fighting girls?
Aragorn: It's cowardly, shows no good ettiquette, and isn't a gentlemanly thing to do?
Mmmhhmm.....lower the sword.
Aragorn: Now?
Yes. Now.
Aragorn: Dang. I could have creamed her too.

[ImDaMom]

OK- your's may be bigger, but mine's curvier!!!

[Saruman]

Eomer: Well, you know what they say about women with long swords.

Aragorn: If it's anything like what they say about men with tall towers, I don't want to hear it.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Aragorn: Is that a sword in your hand or are you just pleased to see me?

[Laurelin]

Saruman - :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

NEss....my absolute favorite! :lmao:

[ElanorGreenleaf]

Well kissing her is out of the question.

[Elijah's Girl]

:o another EG lol
lol nice EG
(got to get used to that :p)

[ElanorGreenleaf]

Hey EG,
I just joined a day or 2 ago.
I like/love Hobbits and I like the name Sam gave his first daughter, thus Elanor.
And I like/love Elves and I like Legalos and his last name(?) is Greenleaf. :)
Nice to meet you Elijah's Girl.

[ElanorGreenleaf]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/uploads/4055/bilboring.jpg (http://www.free-dom.org)

ARH!! I just cleaned it 5 seconds ago and it is already dirty again!!!!????

[Saruman]

'Hmm, let's see... 'Do not swallow'?'

[ElanorGreenleaf]

:lmao: That is really GOOD!!! :thumbs:
1000 times better than mine!! lol

[Laeriel]

Saru-- roflmao lol

[ElanorGreenleaf]

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. ;)

They thought I didn't know what this RING was... muwhahahahahaha:evil::naughty:

[Elijah's Girl]

*Bilbo looks at the Ring to find scratches on it*
Bilbo-FRODO!!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU BOUT PLAYING WITH MY RING?!?!?!?!
Frodo-uh....sorry Uncle....
(I can't see the pic so I am going on by your all's post :p)

[ElanorGreenleaf]

It was working earlier.. I wonder what happened?? hmmmm :blink:

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/3543merry_pippin_prancingpony.jpg

Merry and Pip are crestfallen after hearing that Gimli drank all the ale.

[ElanorGreenleaf]

Ummm... lets hope that wench doesn't see us and come over here.

[Elijah's Girl]

Merry-*sniff* I can't believe we ran out of Longbottom leaf...
Pippin-*sniff* We just got it this morning!

[JemFinch]

Merry: I can't believe this
Pippin: I feel like a balrog just spit on me.
Merry: How could the boss do this?
Pippin: I need another ale.
Merry: Me too.
Merry and Pippin were rather bummed when they got back to the shire and found out that they were fired from the Green Dragon Dancing on Tables Clan...and had been replaced by Gandalf and Gimli.

[ElanorGreenleaf]

:lmao: That is Funny!! Replaced by Gandalf and Gimli roflmao

[Laeriel]

lol :lmao: I love it Jem!!

This was the reaction Frodo got when he tried cracking a joke after having one too many gallons of the Gaffer's brew.

[ElanorGreenleaf]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/3543merry_pippin_prancingpony.jpg

Merry and Pip are crestfallen after hearing that Gimli drank all the ale.
That Gimli drank all the ale and smoked all the Longbottom Leaf. hehehe

[Amithrellas]

"Last call" -- the two saddest words when put together, Merry!
Aye, Pip... that they are :(

[JemFinch]

:lmao:

Merry and Pippin became rather depressed when they realized they would never "fit in" with the rest of the cast in Cheers.

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol

"I don't think that mid-rift top with ultra-low fit pants is a good look for Butterbur, d'you Merry??" :blink:
"Remind me to look away next time, Pip! I've just gone off my brew!"

[ImDaMom]

Merry and Pip were dismayed to find out that Frodo once again beat them at quarters.

[Nibinaraniel]

Merry and Pippin were a bit suprized when Treebeard asked them both out on a date

[ElanorGreenleaf]

They were beyond surprised.. I looks like more dumb struck. LOL

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Merry and Pippin were dumbfounded whan Frodo threw the ring out the window and started dancing the Macarena

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/1525azu11.jpg