say WHAT????(a caption game)

[JemFinch]

In sleep he sang to me,in dreams he came....
that voice which calls to me and speaks my name...
DANG!!!!
And do I dream again? For now I find
the Phantom of the Opera is there - inside my mind...
AYE!!! NO!!!! MUST!!! STOP!!!!


Aragorn became immensely frustrated after he got the music from "The Phantom of the Opera" stuck in his head.

[Cassandria]

*Cass tries to think of a caption...but her mind is extremely distracted with :drool: thoughts* :thud:

*tries and tries...but can't shake the :drool: thoughts* :thud: Oh maybe I should give up!!! :p

Oh okay...here goes..."Thud?" :blush:

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: Gotta agree with you there, Cass!
We're supposed to come up with something funny with Aragorn looking so soulful and gorgeous? :thud:

How about this... still soulful and gorgeous... but add Arwen and it's potentially funny lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/f071db6c.jpg

There's something about an Aqua Velva man... :naughty:

[ElanorGreenleaf]

Arwen thinks: There's something about an Aqua Velva man...... if only Aragorn used Aqua Velva.

[Saruman]

lol

'You need a shave.'
'Look who's talking!'

[JemFinch]

Arwen: Look, I need to talk to you.
Aragorn: You're seeing someone, aren't you.
Arwen: Well...
Aragorn: Who is it?
Arwen: Does it make a difference?
Aragorn: Yes. I need to know. It doesn't matter to me, I just need to know.
Arwen: Legolas.
Aragorn: I knew it. His glances at you were more than friendly.
Arwen: Look. I know this is hard for you. But think about me!!!
Aragorn: Just go.
Arwen: I'm really sorry, hon. But..but..he's clean shaven!!! I've decided I like girly-men!

[ElanorGreenleaf]

Jem... :lmao:
"Girly-men" hehehehehe

[ImDaMom]

*Aragorn thinking* Hmmm...let's get this over with so I can go hit on that pretty blond Rohan shieldmaiden!

[Laurelin]

:lmao: Yup! Love that one IDM. Reminds me of a conversation we had in Legolas and Aragorn thread... ;)

[Elijah's Girl]

Arwen-Aragorn...you know you needn't have gone to get that wig for me..."
Aragorn-Honey...What wig?"

[ImDaMom]

Hmmmm....I wonder if she knows she has spinach stuck in her teeth?

[Illuvatar]

*Arwen tries the Vulcan Mind-meld trick that her father tought her during a Star Trek Marathon.*

Arwen: "Mind mind into your mind...your mind into my mind"

Aragorn: "Is she reallllllllly trying this again? Sheesh! Does she not understand that I am of Numenor and that...my....mind....wait....what's this? Oh jeez...she's in!! Must protect...must hide...she cannot know..."

*Aragorn attempts to prevent her from discovering that deep down....our beloved Aragorn.....is a Pervy Hobbit Fancier!* :blink:

[Cassandria]

:lmao: Illu!! Your so bad! roflmao Funny, but bad! lol lol

Aragorn thinks: "There she goes again...she can never look me in the eye."

Arwen thinks: "Why does he always have lint in his dimple?" *wonders what his belly button must look like* :o

[Laurelin]

After finally convincing Aragorn to take a bath, Arwen secretly wonders what it would be like if Aragorn actually shaved just once...

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: IDM! :lmao: Illu! :lmao: Cass!

*Arwen's thought bubble - Thank Eru he cleans up well, or I'd SO be re-thinking this "giving up immortality" thing!! :rolleyes:*

[JemFinch]

Leggy sobs as he enjoys his daily soap opera while he folds the laundry.
Legolas: *sniff* She's not good enough for him.

or

Arwen: *sings* Love me, that's all I ask of you!!!!!!!!!!!!! *big sweeping orchestra*
Aragorn: I HATE musicals!!!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Illu!!!

I love that first one Jem!!!lol

[Nibinaraniel]

Arwen: and this, my dear, is why you need to shave more often....
Aragorn: Dang! I lost the bet with Legolas.... I never though women liked a clean-shaven man!

[Lady Arien]

Aragorn: "Your Jedi mind-tricks do not work on ME."
:spider:

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/medium/3942elrond02.jpg

[JemFinch]

The infamous balcony scene comes to life in Middle-Earth:
"Oh Legolas, Legolas, wherefore art thou Legolas? Deny thy father and refuse thy name!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol :lmao: I was gonna do that one! Only I couldn't find the english translation! Good one JemFinch!

[Nibinaraniel]

Plug it in, plug it in. After smelling Gimil post-chili dinner, Elrond wishes Rivendell had a place for his Glade Plug-Ins....

[ImDaMom]

Elrond throws confetti from the deck of the Love Boat

[Elijah's Girl]

*Elrond watching Legolas leave*
Elrond:Oh...Legolas....one day we will meet again....my love....

[ImDaMom]

(bad French accent)= I fart in your general direction, English Peeg dogs (Apologies to Monty Python)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"I'm sorry prince...whatever your name is...you got the wrong address...Rapunzel does not reside in this tower!"

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Cuiel

[Amithrellas]

Idm and Cuiel!!! roflmao lol
"Oooh, I CAN'T stand it when Glorfindel INSISTS on wearing the same shade of lavender as me! REALLY!! It doesn't do a THING for him" *huff*
or
"Wait 'til I find the hairdresser that thought THIS was a good look. I'm SURE it went out with the Elves of the First Age!!"

[Eowyn]

:lmao: I love all the comments so far lol

"Is that..? I think it is! That ranger's with my daughter again!"

[Amithrellas]

roflmao Eowyn! roflmao

[Nibinaraniel]

Eowyn! I love all yer comments, everyone!

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/2950production_408.jpeg
Bilbo has a hissy fit after one too many Elven espressos with Elrond

[Nereid]

:lmao:

[Elijah's Girl]

*Bilbo goes all crazy when he sees Frodo wearing his new elven vest*

[JemFinch]

The affects of mixing coffee with whiskey.

or

Bilbo completely cracked when Frodo would not stop singing the Brady Bunch theme song.

or

If Andrew Lloyd Webber had known what pain he would cause people, including Bilbo, maybe he would not have written the Phantom of the Opera.

[ImDaMom]

I Need My Starbucks....now!!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem!

[Eowyn]

Bilbo's reaction having seen the make over Merry and Pippin gave him.

[Amithrellas]

:lmao:

When Hobbits Go Bad

or

"You sold it to the Sackville-Bagginses??!!"

or

(you made me think of this one Jem lol)
"Frodo, you KNOW how the Elves love to sing -- and you taught them THE LLAMA SONG??!!"

[Laurelin]

Bilbo tries out for the childs role in Poltergeist...

(Amy, I leave posting piccies in this thread in your capable hands while I'm away. :smooch: )

[Eowyn]

The Llama song! :lmao: I love that. I now have images of elves singing it :lmao:

Aranel would like to contribute

Bilbo suddenly remembered where he'd left the pincushion

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Bilbo: "Arrrrghhhh someone help me remove these lenses before my eyes pop out!"

[JemFinch]

The Llama song! :lmao: I love that. I now have images of elves singing it :lmao:


Now I do to!!! :lmao: Oh geeze, that is too much to handle. lol

[Onilalle]

And me!!! :lmao: OMG, that's so weird... And disturbing! :blink: roflmao
Frodo note to self: Must never let Bilbo near instant coffee again. Better still, must not let him near caffeine of any kind.

[Lomegill]

Damn Aragorn!Arwen is MINE!

[Amithrellas]

Bilbo does not find it amusing when Frodo mixes Vicks Vapo Rub into his hemmorrhoid salve as a practical joke :o

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Ami!

Bilbo just found out that he just kissed Legolas instead of Aragorn

(sorry couldn't resist :p)

[Ivanhoe]

Bilbo: Arrrggghhh! Now I look like Ozzy Osborne!!! :rock:

[JemFinch]

Ami! :o :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: Oh gosh, that is just wrong. :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

Once again, a hobbit is amazed (and a little frightened) by Gimli's performance of the infamous Striptease of Moria

[JemFinch]

Bilbo: Hey Frodo, how's this? I think I really got it!!!
Frodo: You know, Bilbo, I don't think it's the greatest idea to imitate Steven Tyler...no matter how hard you try, you just CAN'T make your mouth as big as his.
Bilbo: Darn!!!

[Saruman]

'You were all wrong! I am Darth Sidious!'

or

Not many know that Bilbo auditioned for the part of Large Marge in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure. Needless to say, he didn't get it.

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: :lmao: You guys are too funny!

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/2576wierd_legolas.jpg

"Stop! Thief! That orc grabbed my Mirkwood Mousse for Men!!!"

[JemFinch]

:nono: All wrong Ami, it's "Woody Elf" remember? lol But "Mirkwood Mousse for Men"...hey, that's even better. :lmao:

And Saruman, I love that second one. :lmao:

(voiceover): When will your diahrrea come back?

[ImDaMom]

Wait...no pictures till I've combed my hair!!!!
or
EWWWWWWW Arwen....GIMLI???????

[Elijah's Girl]

Legolas just saw two dwarves swimming ;)

[JemFinch]

The same reaction I had when I saw two guys wearing a g-string. :o Leggy and I have more in common than I thought. lol

[Amithrellas]

Jem! :lmao: roflmao lol :lmao:
Jingle for overactive bladder med?
"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now..."

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Ami and Jem!!!

Legolas-GIMLI! PULL UP YOUR PANTS!!!*thinks to himself I am scarred for life*

[Amithrellas]

EG! roflmao lol

I was thinking more along the lines of "No! You can't have him -- the Dwarf is MINE!!!!"

[Elijah's Girl]

lol

Legolas has just seen Aragorn with Gimli
Legolas-Aragorn...we were meant to be...WE were...not you and that...idiot of a dwarf!
(Forgive me Gimli and all the other dwarves out there)

[ImDaMom]

Or....OMG!!! I'll NEVER go swimming with little hairy women!

[Elijah's Girl]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/lijasgollum3.jpg
Lij just got done putting his new dentures in his mouth...time to do the Werewolf movie!

[ImDaMom]

Here's to HOBBITs who go swimming with little bald women!

[JemFinch]

After his Lord of the Rings stereotype, Elijah Wood decided to get into a whole other genre, and audition to be the next Chucky.

[Ivanhoe]

Elijah is auditioning for Alien 5...

[Onilalle]

Never mind the airbrush, what about my dental plan?? :angry:

[Elijah's Girl]

Lij-So..Andy...do we look like twins now? *holds up an autographed pic of Andy as Gollum*

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/3363gimli_rotk_ee.jpg

Well, I'll be a Balrog dropping... I think Galadriel FANCIES me!... And Celeborn, too!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

oh no I think I forgot to turn off the water back at home!

[Nereid]

Oh, i think the idea of mixing bear and lembas wasn't such a good idea after all!

[JemFinch]

Samwise! :lmao:
Gloin always made his children eat WHATEVER was given to him.

[Saruman]

'I knew the Elf liked me, but not that much.'

It was just too tempting a caption after seeing the position of the arm of the figure on the right. :p

[Nessa the Dancer]

Oh Sami that made me laugh out loud I'm gonna be giggling for the rest of the night now

[ImDaMom]

That elf has a really hot butt! Oops...did I say that out loud?

[Nibinaraniel]

lol

By all that is sacred..... Did I actually say something intelligent again?

[Elijah's Girl]

Gimli-Poor lad! Too bad is belt was burned up in that fire!
*Gimli just saw Merry's behind after he went running with Pip*

[Ivanhoe]

Oh No!!! Kevin! He's Home Alone!!!

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol
http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/3816g.JPG

Latest contestants for "Extreme Makeover"

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Ami!

*Sam is Grima and Frodo is Theoden*

Sam-Itold you nobody would reconize us after our new makeover-the-hobbits makeover!

Frodo-This wig itches and I think I am a lil hungover!

[JemFinch]

The affects of staring at War of the Ring, reading all the posts in the Humor section for hours on end.

or

Theoden and Grima wondered if Lost would ever stop showing reruns.

or

After Grima and Theoden tried out to be the next people in the Swan:
What did they mean by "extreme cases"?

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao I LOVE that Second one!!! (btw its new next week I think)

[Ivanhoe]

Welcome back to our MTV Wannabe... I'm your host Carmen Elektra and these are our two contestants, who are becoming... OLD AND UGLY!!!

[Ivanhoe]

http://www.xeni.net/images/boingboing/gollum.jpg

Yo, gansta rappers!!!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Gollum somehow got the ring back and had snapped into a third personality, Smeagolieo

[ImDaMom]

For the first one....."Do you really think blondes have more fun?"

or

Theoden- "Sing it with me.....'Me, and my shadow"

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao IDM and Sah

Gollum is doing his own way of the mix 'Taters' (lol if you have seen it you know what I mean lol)

[SamwiseAtHeart]

EG lol I watched that this morning lol :rofl:

[Elijah's Girl]

I love 'Taters' lol and Gollum looks like he's jamming to it!

[Erebwen Cristaer]

For the first one:
Santa and his helper went in a new direction this year...

Second one:
Smeagol: It's not a costume! We are the rap-stars now, Precious!!!
Gollum: Being on ME Idol doesn't make you a star! Now, put down the plastic ring, and get back in your monkey suit!

lol

[Amithrellas]

For the first one:
Santa and his helper went in a new direction this year...
:lmao: Erebwen!

Theoden & Grima piccie:
Poster boys for the necessity of beauty rest...

[ImDaMom]

Grima- My lord, you MUST get some rest. Won't you PLEASSSSSSSSSEEEEE turn off the Llama Song??

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: IDM! roflmao lol

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/medium/1646Fiona5.JPG
Hey, Aragorn, heir of Isildur, this Bud's for You! ;)

[ImDaMom]

OK....random drug testing is commonplace. Just pee into the cup.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol lol :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

Not being able to afford a big bird bath, Eowyn practices being Galadriel by using her goblet as a mirror.

[Laurelin]

After having one too many goblet of ale, Eowyn has to hold on with both hands.

[Nereid]

IDM :lmao:

[Amithrellas]

IDM & Laur!! roflmao lol :lmao:

"If you thought my soup was good, wait til you try this!"

[Laurelin]

Ami - lol

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Ami!

After trying to get everyone to eat her soup and wine she made...she finally tried it herself and turned to stone! :O

[Ivanhoe]

Hey Aragorn!!! Come out, come out, where ever you are..! I have a present for you!!! Your favourite soup!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Hey Aragorn!!! Come out, come out, where ever you are..! I have a present for you!!! Your favourite soup!!!
lol!

[Amithrellas]

Time for a new one? :grin:

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/rotk/rotkgandalf/images/RotK0910509.jpg

Oy! What could that Dwarf have been eating? I'm never bunking in the same room as HIM again!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Dang...I knew I should have taken my teddy with me...I can never sleep without him!

[Laurelin]

I really wish Gimli would roll over. His snoring reminds me of Elmer Fudd.

[Elijah's Girl]

*looks at Gimli with sword in hand*

I am going to cut that dwarf's nose off if he snores again!

[ImDaMom]

Note to self.....NEVER eat pepperoni pizza before dinner

[Illuvatar]

OI!!

Note to self....nevvvvvvver evvvvvvver eat ANYTHING that Lady Eowyn offers me again! pfbbt

[LuthienT]

roflmao Illu!
Oh dear, there goes the Elf on another one of his beauty fits, I wonder if he broke a nail again. Oh well, I will just roll over and pretend not to hear him scream at Aragorn. Never mess in the matters of an Elf with beauty fits.

[JemFinch]

*Frodo stroking ring*
*Sam sleep-walking*
*Merry had beans for dinner*
*Pippin tossing and turning*
*Aragorn swinging sword in sleep, narrowly missing Gandalf's nose*
*Gimli snoring*
*Legolas talking in sleep*
Must by more woody elf..no..no..no...don't ruin my hair! Must do nails again...Ah! No! Don't steal my pantiliner! No! Aragorn isn't hot! I am!
Gandalf: Dad was right..I should have gotten into law. :rolleyes:

[Ivanhoe]

*hmmm.......I knew I shouldn't drink it.....*

[ImDaMom]

No matter what I do, everytime I try to go to sleep that bloody Llama song keeps running thru my head!!!!

[Nereid]

JemFinch and IDM :lmao: roflmao

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem,LT,Illu,IDM!!!

[ImDaMom]

This is a good pic!

"I hate this time of night....I can't sleep coz all I keep thinking of are those poor crazy people over at WOTR who keep writing to Dear Gandalf!"

-:gandalf:

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao!!! IDM thats a good one! roflmao

[Cuiel Rilwen]

:lmao: :lmao: IDM I loved that one! lol

[JemFinch]

:lmao: That was great! roflmao
Gandalf: *singing in head* In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came, that voice which calls to me, now speaks my name, and do I dream again? For now I find...the Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind....DANG!!!! I'm so sick of having this stuck in my head! :rolleyes:

or

One sheep...two sheep...three sheep....four sheep...five sheep...six sheep....seven sheep...eight sheep...nine sheep...ten sheep...eleven sheep...twelve sheep......

[Cuiel Rilwen]

:lmao: That first one is hilarious, Jem! I thought of the sheepish one myself but wasn't sure if counting sheep was an entirely scandinavian phenomenon!

[JemFinch]

The Affects of drinking 5 Pepsis right before bed.
Gandalf: Fool of a took! "Caffeine free" indeed!

Thanks, Cuiel. lol I had that song stuck in my head for weeks after I saw the movie, and my mom hummed it in her sleep, it drove my dad nuts I think. lol
lol Nope, it's a non-working American phenomenon as well. lol (I wonder if there is anybody on this planet who actually fell asleep counting sheep. lol I've tried it dozens of times, to no avail. lol)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Too right it don't work...when I was a kid my dad told me that white sheep counts as one, but black only counts as 1/2! So it actually made me even more awake cuz of the maths I had to do, and also several other creatures kept leaping across the imaginary fence and I repetedly had to ask what counts a horse, a cow, a rabbit...you name it they kept comming! No sleep to be had at all! lol

[JemFinch]

Sick with the flu, Gandalf was right tired of eating jello and chicken noodle soup. And the Brady Bunch reruns were starting to annoy him.

Cuiel, that's a great story! :lmao: That's the funniest thing...roflmao roflmao :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

But I would think Gandy would probably be counting
"one balrog. two balrogs. three balrogs"
(and counting sheep does NOTHING but make me hungry for lamb chops)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol I betcha he would! And like Sauron would be counting "one ring...two rings...three rings..four rings...five rings...six rings...seven rings...eight rings...nine rings.....dang I'm still not asleep and now I have to start all over again!" :grin:

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/508/medium/3259TttEE00150.jpg
Aragorn looks around and starts re-thinking his wardrobe choice...
"Hmmm. Gone off to fight against hopeless odds with no helm or mail breast-plates or armour :blink: No wonder Gandalf looks ticked off at me!"

[JemFinch]

Superbowl Sunday in Middle-Earth: The Rohan Riders had just been beaten AGAIN.

[Illuvatar]

*Aragorn decides that he's much too serious for FAR too long and decides to let his prankster self come out and makes bunny ears behind Gamling's helm*

*Note....if that's not Gamling...then it's the other guy! :p

[Elijah's Girl]

*Aragorn looks at Gandalf...who has tolietpaper stciking out of his pants*
~Should I tell him?Or should I let him make himself look like a Fool of a Took?~

[Amithrellas]

Jem! Illu! EG! :lmao: roflmao lol

[ImDaMom]

Aragorn: I have been standing in the line FOREVER!! When are they going to let us in to buy tickets for the Revenge of the Sith???

[Illuvatar]

*The Soldier just behind Theoden's left shoulder*

"Allright you maggots....get it step!! One..two...three...four..hup hup hup...one two three four!"

*Legolas*

"Jeez Louise...there he goes again...we've been marching around in circles for hours! Doesn't this fool recognise an Elven Prince when he sees one?" "Hmmpf...just wait until I tell my Daddy! I mean all this dirt and dust is...is....simply destroying my hair...it will take a week to wash all this out!!" mecry

[ImDaMom]

Leggy- OK...who just farted??

or (based on some old concert going experiences

Leggy- I feel just like cattle going to slaughter....MOOOOOO (everyone else) MOOOOOOOOOOOOO

or

Theoden *thinks to self* Why are they all following me? I'm lost too!!

[Saruman]

Gandalf (disapprovingly): Theoden oughtn't to have had so much to drink last night. He looks about ready to keel over.

Aragorn (from the corner of his mouth): If he does, just ignore it. Though I'll admit it, he does look a little under the weather.

[Laurelin]

Theoden: Maybe if I act casual, nobody will realize we're lost.

[Illuvatar]

*Hooded guy way in the back*

"Kill the Jedi.......all of them*

Oh wait...wrong movie. :p

Sorry....he looks like The Evil Emperor to me! lol

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Illu!

Everyone is in line to use the only port-a-poddy at the Rohirrim Fair

[Amithrellas]

:lmao:

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/thebreakingofthefellowship/PDVD_144.jpg
"Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place!"

[Laurelin]

Aragorn - *wish I had brought my fiber pills*

[ImDaMom]

I'm not sure what's worse...this shield, or the massive wedgie Lurtz just gave me!

or (an old standby)

NOOOOOO....not the infamous striptease of moria again!!

(or another old standby)
Where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?

[Laurelin]

...Eowyn insists that Aragorn try her new stew.

[Nereid]

:lmao: roflmao to all! lol

[Saruman]

Aragorn realises, only too late, that the Dwarven Ruff isn't suited for the Ranger on the move.

[Ivanhoe]

This is even worse than the tie I had to wear on dinner with Arwen!!!

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: This feels worse than it looks!!!

[JemFinch]

Thanks to modern medicine and discoveries, patients are no longer entitled to be pinned down in the dentist's offices. Psychologists everywhere have found that most patients will freak out.

or

Up until this moment, men across the universe never knew what to answer to their wives' age old question: Does this dress make me look fat?

or

Not being able to find any more insults for him, and not going to the Aragorn or Legolas thread in a very long time, Laurelin finally decided she had enough.

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: Couldn't help but think of this (http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/518/323viggo.jpg) Jem roflmao lol

[ImDaMom]

Up until this moment, men across the universe never knew what to answer to their wives' age old question: Does this dress make me look fat?


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

[Laurelin]

Not being able to find any more insults for him, and not going to the Aragorn or Legolas thread in a very long time, Laurelin finally decided she had enough.
Jem - :lmao: lol lol roflmao *wipes tears from eyes* OK! I'll visit the darned thread! :lmao:

[Amithrellas]

Time for a new one? :grin:

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/medium/3557ROTKEE_0110.jpg

"When you're smiling, when you're smiling, the whole world smiles with you..."

[ImDaMom]

Say Cheeeeeeese

or

Excuse me, do you have any Crest Whitening Strips?

[Laurelin]

After looking in the mirror...he begins to think he should reconsider flossing.

[Cuiel Rilwen]

I wonder if Sauron has a good dental plan?

[JemFinch]

Voiceover: Orbit-for sparkling fresh breath!

or

Sauron: You fool! Why won't you answer me?!
MoS: Hey bof! Da peanut butta is sthuck in my mouf! I can't open my mouf!

or

Once again, I cannot emphasize enough that Middle-Earth dentistry was not as advanced as we once thought it was.


Couldn't help but think of this Jem

:lmao: That killed me, Ami! :lmao:

Jem -*wipes tears from eyes* OK! I'll visit the darned thread!

:lmao:

[Elijah's Girl]

Orc-"You really need some mouth wash..."

*MoS smiles*

"....and some dentures...."

[Cassandria]

The black sheep of the Osmond family. lol

[Lady Arien]

"Grey skies are gonna clear up...put on a happy face...."
(Inspired by Laurelin's post :grin: )

[Illuvatar]

Lady A....:lmao:

*In a sick twisted French accent"

"Leggy-Loo...my love.....my only.....gives us a kisssssssssssss" :love:

[Ivanhoe]

Mouth of Sauron: Trick or treat!!!

[Amithrellas]

MoS makes the mistake of playing the negotiation somewhere between Darth Vader and Ray Charles.
No WONDER Aragorn took his head off!

[Sindarin]

MoS: Do I have something in my teeth?

[Amithrellas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/Singingintherain.jpg

"I'm si-i-ing-ing in the rain, just singing in the rain..."

[Saruman]

It looks rather like he's speaking on the phone, holding the bow like that:

'Hello Mother... Yes, Mother, I know I said I'd come home, but I am detained by circumstances beyond my control... Yes, the Dwarf's here... No, I dropped a hint but he said he would love none other than Galadriel... yes, I know, Haldir's here with me now... Don't worry, he's right on the other side of the wall. I smiled at him, but that was it. Now look, mother, I'll be home soon. Don't make a fuss... Stay away from what?... The park? You know I never go there at night. Besides, they caught that man... Alright mother, I'll keep in touch.'

[Laurelin]

...I thought the weatherman said tonight's weather was supposed to be nice?!

[JemFinch]

Ami and Saruman. :lmao: Both so incredibly perfect!!! :lmao:

[Nereid]

"Hey Gimli i think i just spotted your mother down there. You are very alike i have to say."

[Sindarin]

LEGOLAS: The irony! The day I get my hair done, it rains!!!

[Laurelin]

Sindarin-lol

[ImDaMom]

Even in heavy rain, the new mascara from L'oreaelf doesn't run!!

[Amithrellas]

Sindarin and IDM :lmao:

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/1812LOTR-EN08009.jpg

What's this? Love letters, journaled, from Eowyn?!

[ImDaMom]

Hmmm... stew recipies. I know he likes stew.

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao you 2!!

hm...elven love spells...nah don't need that ;)

[ImDaMom]

Hmmm...See Dick Run. Run Dick Run. Yea, I can read this one!

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol

"Hmmm, both of these should be useful -- How to Catch a Ranger Off-Guard, and this -- Men are from Mars, Women are from Valinor"

[Elijah's Girl]

lol roflmao!!!

[ImDaMom]

Hmmm..Chicken Soup for the Elvish Soul.

[Elijah's Girl]

Whats this? *looks at the binding* Father and Aragorn have been snooping around in my diary again!!!

[Laurelin]

:lmao: Those are great everyone! lol I so needed that. lol

[Sindarin]

ARWEN: "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R.R. Tolkien? I thought Frodo wrote this book.

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Sin!!!

[Ivanhoe]

Arwen (thinking): Hmmm... Naughty Little Elven Girls? DAD!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Aragorn in other room : I 'ope she doesn't find that magazine with pictures of only Eowyn...

Arwen : hmm...Rohan love....ARAGORN!!!!

[Sirion]

Ivanhoe! That is great!!! lol lol lol

[Ivanhoe]

I found a great photo, but it's not LOTR related. Think I could put it up here anyaway?

[ImDaMom]

Oh, looks like Leggy left his book out....hmmm..."Male Elves and the Men who Love Them" ??? Wait, what's the inscription? "To my dear friend Leggy, Love your Ranger"
WHAAAAA??????

[Cuiel Rilwen]

ARWEN: "The Lord of the Rings" by J.R.R. Tolkien? I thought Frodo wrote this book.

Hirrrhirrrrrrrrr! lol

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/alongexpectedparty/PDVD_263.jpg

Pip: Wow! like totally rad, man...
Merry: Yeah, dude!
Peter Jackson (angrily): CUT!!!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Merry: I guess we really shouldn't play with matches
Pippin: No man! That was so awesome!

[Elijah's Girl]

*Gandalf just did magic on them with his staff*

Merry-If he can do that with just one word...I'm afraid to see what a complicated one does...

Pippin-HE CAN DO MAGIC!!!!

[Elfdaughter]

(In Midgewater marshes - Aragorn has bent down to put down the stag, with his back to the fire....and let rip)
Pippin: Wow! That was a big one!!
Merry (thinks): I never knew Rangers could be so rude....


((Ahem.. Sorry, sorry!!))

[Nessa the Dancer]

I found a great photo, but it's not LOTR related. Think I could put it up here anyaway?

I think it would be best to keep it to just Lotr pictures there is enough scope with it thanks for the thought though.

Okay I'm unsure as who is who is who here but shouldn't make any difference

Merry: now that's how not to get a free perm
Pippin: No, no that's how to get a free prem let's do it again

[Laurelin]

Merry: "Now THAT is how you barbeque!"

[ImDaMom]

Wow, they DO light up when you light a match!

or

Now THAT's what I call hot sauce!!!

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: ED, Laur & IDM!!!

Mistakes are bound to happen when Hobbits try to go "goth"...

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/medium/3538hobbits234.jpg

[AragoLegOMir]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! :lmao: I have spent wayyyyyy too much time tonight reading these! lol lol lol lol lol TOO FUNNY!

[ImDaMom]

Who IS this strange old hobbit, and why does my daddy keep making me sit thru these stories??

[Laurelin]

I wonder if I should tell daddy that this man has a booger in his nose?

[Elijah's Girl]

Maybe if I look cute enough I can get him to give me some of that cake...

[Amithrellas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/lotr_gal_velky_2001_11_1_9_52_55.jpg

Celeborn ~ ...so you swear you did nothing to encourage the Dwarf's infatuation??
Galadriel ~ Yes! Honestly... (holds fingers crossed in folds of gown) :naughty:

[ImDaMom]

Lady G....did you just fart?
Lady G...no, really....it must have been the dwarf!!

or

Celeborn.....I told you inside...I'M in charge here...not you!

[NeatNicki]

Celeborn - oh, lord, that blasted Fellowship's back again. How do we get rid of them?
Galadriel - Just stay still and don't say anything. And don't make eye-contact! Maybe they won't know we're here and they'll just leave...

[ImDaMom]

OK- as usual, I get evens, you get odds- loser has to sit next to the dwarf at dinner

[Amithrellas]

IDM!:lmao:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/lotr_gal_velky_2002_3_29_12_56_58.jpg

What do you mean these shoulder thingies make me look fat, Dwarf?!

[Laurelin]

Legolas: "NO! It cannot be!" *Gimli doing his strip tease again*

[ImDaMom]

You think HALDIR is prettier? You take that back or I'll make YOU ride with the dwarf!

[Saruman]

Legolas realises, all too late, that he has neglected protection in his first game of Dwarven Rugby.

[Laurelin]

Legolas realized to his horror that he left his sunblock back in Edoras.

[Amithrellas]

"I do TOO have naturally blonde hair!!!"

[Elfdaughter]

*Speaking of the Rohan rider in the background*

"What do you mean, he's looking at me funny?"

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/thebreakingofthefellowship/PDVD_140.jpg

Aragorn realizes nearly too late that drinking and Orc fighting don't mix

[Laurelin]

Aragorn: "...dude...like whoa!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Aragron: "That's it Legolas...I'm never borrowing your hairmousse ever again!"

[Elijah's Girl]

"Dude....that lightening was...awesome!!!" *said in surfer dude tone*

[ImDaMom]

OK..this is my impression of Marilyn Monroe standing over the vent in "The 7 Year Itch"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

:lmao: IDM you're the best!

[ImDaMom]

:lmao: IDM you're the best!

:notworthy: CR! I love these pics!

[Elfdaughter]

"Err....I think I'm going to throw up......"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

He does kinda look like he's gonna.....:o

[Elfdaughter]

lol! I know....

[Elijah's Girl]

"Okay...that is THE last time I smoke a barrel of Longbottom Leaf with Merry and Pippin!"

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: EG and ED! :lmao:

[Sindarin]

Aragorn finds out the hard way: never challenge a cave troll to a belching contest.

[Elijah's Girl]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/merry_pippin03.jpg

Merry-"Pippin...We have been together forever for a long time and I...I have always been there for you and you for I. I love you dearly...

*Pippin thinking to himself* ~I wonder where Legolas,my true love, is.....~

[ImDaMom]

Merry- Here's my ventriloquist act! Would anyone like to ask my Pippin puppet a question? Say Hello, Pip!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao IDM!

*Pippin had 2 barrels of pipeweed in 2 hours*

Merry-Pip...areyou okay?

Pippin-.........

*Merry starts to hug him....Merry had a barrel himself*

Merry-Don't leave me alone pip...

Pippin-Alone...Why alone...alone...

*both just stare*

[Ivanhoe]

"Say, Merry, is that the Staue of Liberty?"
"Nah, that's the Aragornath."

[Sindarin]

MERRY: I heard Lembas bread is actually day old bread from Subway sandwiches.

[Vanadesse]

Pip~ OOoooo! Something shiny!
Merry~ Pip in that light you just look so so sexy.
Pip~ Hey another shiny object!

[Saruman]

Pippin: C'mon, Merry; tell me, like you tol' me before.

Merry: Aw Pip, y'know it off by heart.

Pippin: It ain't the same. Go on, Merry.

Merry: Ah, okay. Well, we gonna get a li'l place alll for ourselves. Ain't gonna be nobody to bother us. An' they'll be a mushroom patch, an' a shed full o' longbottom leaf. An' ...

Pippin: An' I get ta tend the rabbits?

Merry: Yep.

[Elfdaughter]

http://www.theargonath.cc/pictures/merrypippin/merrypippin9.jpg

Merry and Pippin kill some time by learning how to hand-knit.....

[Sindarin]

MERRY: These Orcs are a little too kinky for me, Pip.

[Elfdaughter]

lol! Nice one, Sindarin!

[Amithrellas]

Time for a new one? :huh:

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/theshire/images/PDVD_008.jpg

Mmmmmm, me want cooook-ies

[Ivanhoe]

Oh....cool....a nude-beach.... :drool: :drool: :drool: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:

[ImDaMom]

WHOA! I didn't think elf women DID that sort of thing with dwarves!

or

Frodo can't blink after drinking 10 cans of Red Bull!

[Elijah's Girl]

*Frodo is dazed after being hit in the head with the back of Gandalf's staff*

(I luv this pic lol)

[Vanadesse]

( I love it too. :drool: )
*Vana walks by* Ooo! I like her. She's pretty! lol lol lol

[Laurelin]

Frodo: "Wow! Galadriel! *whispers to Merry and Pip* I didn't know elves could do that!

[Elijah's Girl]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/rotk012.jpg

...and I promised myself I wouldn't cry *sniffle*

[JemFinch]

Pippin feels utterly depressed after coming to the realization that EG has elongated his picture.
:lmao: (I'm joking, EG. :cuddles: )
*cough* Ok...

Pippin watching Touched By an Angel.

or

Well, how would YOU look if Gimli was the only person who ever asked you out?....

[Elijah's Girl]

uh-huh...sure ya are...:smooch:

roflmao I loved that second one!

Pippin is angry at the fact that Legolas just asked Aragorn out and not him...

[Amithrellas]

*Pippin's thought bubble*
I don't care HOW hungry Hobbit this Hobbit gets, I'll STARVE before I touch Eowyn's cooking again *urp*

[Vanadesse]

*evil glare at Denethor* Hmmm I'm a Hobbit! I need more food than him. Heck he didn't even feed me second breakfast. :angry: *mumbles* Eat in front of me.
~Vana~ :frodo:

[ImDaMom]

I'll get that Merry for leaving me here alone with this crazy guy!

[AragoLegOMir]

Hmmmmmmm.......If I stare at him (Denethor) long enough...maybe he will self-combust, and I won't have to run through the streets of Minis Tirith dodging Orcs to find Gandalf.

[Elijah's Girl]

I wonder what that chicken tastes like....I wonder what that wine tastes like....Iwonder what that bread tastes like...I wonder what those grapes taste like....