say WHAT????(a caption game)

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/2693rotk0003.jpg

I'm king of the world!!!... oops, wrong movie :blush:

[Saruman]

'I'm doing it, Gimli! I'm... I'm flying!'

[Elfdaughter]

"See Gimli - I DON'T have sweat patches!!"

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: roflmao lol too funny!!!Especially given the dirty Ranger vs pristine Elf arguements lol

"I'm telling you, the Orc's scimitar was thi-i-i-i-is big!"

[Vanadesse]

A Legolas Yoga Class.
Ahh feel your chest expand. Be concious of your breathing. Now the face the sun pose. Oh yea feel your sou lget happier. Yea that's it now the archer stance....

[ImDaMom]

Ami- :lmao:

"I have GOT to get some sun on my face....I'm so darn pasty! "

(and the one with Pippin....."Use the Force....Denethor-give Pippin the food....give Pippin the food")

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao IDM and Ami!!!!!

GIMLI!!! TURN OFF THAT FAN!!! (lol I dunno it was the first thing to come to mind)

or how about a better one

*is doing his own interpretation of the ballet Swan Lake*

[Saruman]

(That first one's great, Elijah's Girl! lol)

Expecting Gimli to catch him, Legolas falls back dramatically, only to find himself lying on the ground and looking up at a Dwarf in hysterics.

(It somewhat reminded me of that exercise where you fall back and are caught by your companion.)

[SamwiseAtHeart]

In a game of cowboys and indians, Legolas dramatically dies as he is shot by the cowboy

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"I need a hug...someone...no not you Gimli...anyone else hug this elf!"

[Elfdaughter]

lol!!! Oh you lot are too good!

[Túrinqualië]

Look Gimli no hands!!!

[Amithrellas]

One word... keep it clean out there, folks! This is Frodo after all ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/502/3074naked.jpg

It was that stupid Dwarf's idea of a practical joke!!! Please untie me, Sam

[Laurelin]

:lmao: ah the possibilites...until Ami told us to behave that is. :p

Frodo gives his best shot at replicating the last Houdini stunt.

[Elijah's Girl]

*sighs* okies Ami...;)

~This was not Frodo's idea of the cops and Robbers~

[ImDaMom]

(reference to Young Frankenstein) "Wuff!" (is that clean enough?? lol )

or

I'm lying here, half dressed, tied up, filthy, hungry and altogether miserable, and you show up without even lembas???

[Vanadesse]

(Oh gosh he's hot!!) Hmm :blush: anyway.
Ewe! Sam what did the orcs do to you??
Nothing its just me.
Oh woops!
~Vana~ :frodo:

[Amithrellas]

"Wuff" :lmao: IDM!!!

I didn't make it in to the Chippendale's dancers with this routine? Wow! :o these judges are tough!

or

I heard about parties in Rivendell getting out of hand, Sam, but this is ridiculous!

[Elijah's Girl]

Time for another one?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/ttt0731.jpg

"Is Gollum supposed to be able to bend like that?!"

[ImDaMom]

Oh no....not another Striptease of Moria!

or

Aragorn and Gimli??? Ewwwwww

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao IDM!

*Frodo just saw Gollum and Smeagol talking sweet to each other*

or

~Why did Sam have to be so mean? I mean..*sniff* its not like I meant to take the last of the water...~

[Vanadesse]

Sam and Gollum? I never would have thought. Ewey he's not good for him. Sam was supposed to be with me not Gollum. I think I'm gonna be sick!!
~Vana~ :frodo:

[Elfdaughter]

lol!!!! OK, time for another one?

http://www.compleatseanbean.com/lotr-1.jpg


*Silence descends on Moria as the brave fellowship make they way through the mines. Suddenly...Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh htttttttttttttttttttttttt!!*

"OH, Gandalf!!!"

[Arsolath]

Legolas: what the heck is that ugly thing? :blink:
Borimir: thats my mom! verymad
Aragorn: Legolas, I think you should run... :duh:

lmfao roflmao :lmao:

[Elijah's Girl]

(For the Frodo one I just posted...~Should I tell Gandalf that his fly is open?~ :p)

*walking through Moria and a orc comes up to them,toots,and runs away*

[JemFinch]

The Latest Remake of Charlie's Angels.....

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem!!!

[Elfdaughter]

The Latest Remake of Charlie's Angels.....

:lmao: hehehehe!! Nice one!

[Sindarin]

LEGOLAS: If we stand really still, maybe the cave troll will ignore us.

[ImDaMom]

Leggy- Well at least the gaffer has the good lighting on me, and not those 2 dirty humans!

or

The three remaining waited anxiously to hear who would be the runner up, and who would wear the "Mr. Middle Earth" crown,:king: and who would be Mr. Congeniality.

(and Jem, as I was staring at the pic, all I could think of was Charlie's Angels....great minds think alike! lol lol )

[Vanadesse]

Boromir~ I can stare the longest!
Legolas~ No I can!!
Aragorn~ No I'm the king...I can stare better than you lesser people.
Boromir~ Fine whoever can kill the orc with hi sglare wins. Ready GO!
~Vana~ :frodo:

[JemFinch]

I thought of the Mr. Congeniality thing too, IDM! :lmao:


After funding was significantly raised, the spokesperson for the International Confederation for the Advancement of Marshmallow Men was given the right to bodyguards....

[ImDaMom]

On the Charlies Angels note...

Aragorn: OK- I"m the smart, Kate Jackson type. Boromir here will be the brave Jacklyn Smith type. So that leaves Leggy as the vapid, blond Farrah Fawcett one!

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: IDM & Jem!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/DVDPlayerScreenSnapz025.jpg

"'Eyes of an Elf', my tuckas... I've got to get Gandalf to change my prescription. These contact lenses are killing me!
If I squint any harder, I'm going to burst my braids!"

[Saruman]

Legolas demonstrates his full emotional range.

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: too funny!

[ImDaMom]

HMMMM....If I squint JUST RIGHT, Gimli looks pretty good!

or

Leggy does his Clint Eastwood impression

[Elijah's Girl]

Legolas proves he can beat Elijah Wood at a staring contest

[Nereid]

Legolas is actually trying to look angry.

[JemFinch]

Saruman. :lmao: And I loved the Clint Eastwood one, IDM. :lmao: All great! roflmao

Leggy's eye exam:
P.....E.....E......is that a P or an E?

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol very funny everyone!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/Aragornunconscious2.jpg

Whoa! Okay, I'm ali-i-i-ve, but I think I've fallen in love with Brego!! :blink:

[Arsolath]

Why is life so hard! They always make me choose, pipeweed or tobbacco. I don't think I can go on like this!

[Elijah's Girl]

Aragorn has now relized that water rafting is not as fun as it looks

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"Dang...my dirty ranger look was just perfect and then that silly warg had to go drag me off a cliff and into a river!"

[ImDaMom]

It seems that no matter how long I lie in the sun, I never really get a good tan!

or

Oh, looky...that cloud looks like a little ducky!

or

Y'know PJ, if you want me to recreate the famous scene in "From Here to Eternity" I'm gonna need Arwen on top of me!

[Amithrellas]

:rolleyes: I'm surprised Laurelin hasn't chimed in on this one!? lol

Lost layer of grime... clean all over... body... going into... shock :blink:

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Ami :p

This is Viggo's reaction to Elijah throwing a bucket of water on him as he fell asleep on the set :p (which I doubt he would but still lol)

[Illuvatar]

"little ducky" :lmao:


*wonders* Where's that darn life alert thingy when ya need it? Oh yea....that bugger of an Orc ripped it off me neck!"

Help!!! I've fallen and I can't get up!

[ImDaMom]

:lmao: :lmao: Illu!!!! I've fallen...... :lmao:

[Ivanhoe]

Well, since I've fallen down into a river, I might as well be less stinky and more clean...

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao lol :lmao: Illu!!!

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/tttfrodo/images/twotowers1074.jpg

I'm SICK of lembas!!

[ImDaMom]

No, Peter, I will NOT do one more take!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Where is my Triple Mocha Latte already?!

[ImDaMom]

"I....just want to rock and roll all night, and party every-day!" OK- How'd that do for my KISS audition?

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol IDM & EG!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

*Frodo's reaction to Pippin taunting Frodo by acting like Bilbo yelling at him to answer the door several times*

[Vanadesse]

Ugh!! I didn't know Gollum could bend that way!! I think I'm gonna be sick!!!
~Vana~ :frodo:

[Nessa the Dancer]

Frodo:Rrroooaaaarrrrrr!!!!!...there was that scary enough?"

[Amithrellas]

If I have to walk thru Shelob's Lair, I WANT BOOTS!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao you all!

I WANT MY GANDALF!!!

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrgandalf/images/PDVD_2140.jpg

I want my MTV!!!

[ImDaMom]

I TOLD you....NO mayonnaise on my hamburger!!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Frodo...HOW many times do I have to tell you NOT TO LET PIPPIN SMOKE PIPEWEED?!

[Saruman]

(whispered) I see Oathbreaking people...

[Amithrellas]

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrboromir/images/PDVD_1371.jpg
I can't believe I'm going on a dangerous quest with four halflings, a pointy eared prima dona and a flatulent Dwarf!

[ImDaMom]

If that stupid elf breaks into "I Feel Pretty" one more time, I'm going to slap him!

or

If I use the Force, I can will these fools into giving me the ring! Ooops, wrong film.

[Cassandria]

Boromir begins to feel faint as the fumes from the Elf's hairspray overpowers him. :naughty:

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Cass!

Boromir's reaction from Legolas hitting on him :p

[Amithrellas]

you guys! roflmao lol

"Whoa! need a moment... *mutters* can't believe I'm not going to rule Gondor"

[Vanadesse]

omg not now...I tink I have a pimple above my eyes..uh jeez
~Vana~ :frodo:

[JemFinch]

Darn these monthly headaches.
or
After a rough night, Boromir couldn't stand hearing Legolas and Gimli play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" one more time."
or
Boromir's scar hurt. (Here's to all HP fans out there. roflmao Blasphemy, I know. ;) )

[Ivanhoe]

"I'm all confused. Is there an Island or not?"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Darn these monthly headaches.
or
After a rough night, Boromir couldn't stand hearing Legolas and Gimli play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" one more time."
or
Boromir's scar hurt. (Here's to all HP fans out there. roflmao Blasphemy, I know. ;) )

Hahahahahahahahaha! lol lmao those are all great Jem!

Boromor at the psycic test card game: Wait...wait....I can see a shape now...don't tell me...it's a ring!

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: That's perfect Cuiel! roflmao lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/lotr_gal_velky_2001_10_19_9_52_9.jpg

Gandalf discovers he can't trust a fool of a Took not to put too much soap in the washer!

[JemFinch]

Ami, that's brilliant. :lmao: Looks just like soap! roflmao

On a typical Canada day, Gandalf decides it's time to take a small vacation to Tahiti.
or
The day Gandalf auditioned for The Day After Tomorrow.

[Elijah's Girl]

*Gandalf has just learned never to go skiing with only a staff*

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Gandalf: That's it, I'm too old for freestyling!

[ImDaMom]

For the LAST TIME.....I do NOT belong at the North Pole!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao IDM!!!

[Peppyy]

After Saruman's spell which made the snow so sticky that Gandalf the Grey couldn't get rid of it, he had no choise but to become Gandalf the White!

[Amithrellas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/azz64.jpg
OH, NO!!! :o not a bathtub! Nothing puts fear in a Ranger more than the prospect of having a wash

[ImDaMom]

Very funny, Ami!!!

-Is that mayonnaise? I specifically said hold the mayo!!"
or
-Oh look, a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. Wait a minute- is that GIMLI in a thong??"

[Cassandria]

And to add on to IDM's lol

"Gimli! You are a woman??!!!"

[Amithrellas]

Gimli in a thong :lmao:

No!! there's roaming wireless charges using the Palantir?!?!?
I never would have rung up Sauron if I knew that!

or-

Eowyn's cooking again?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Aragorn just saw something strange happen between the elf and the dwarf...

[Illuvatar]

lol...

And to follow Cassie...

"Arwen.....you're....a......a.....MAN??? Noooooooooooooooooo!"

[Durin's Bane]

"Aw, crud...I wish I'd never opened Eowyn's hope chest!"

[ImDaMom]

To follow the theme from V's visit to the Daily Show...

Are those SNAKES in my water??

[Elijah's Girl]

roflamo and to follow all of your ideas....

"Wait all of you are...are WOMEN?!" ~What have I signed up for?...~

[Amithrellas]

To follow the theme from V's visit to the Daily Show...

Are those SNAKES in my water??
:lmao: roflmao :lmao: roflmao :lmao:

[ImDaMom]

(with apologies to Orli fans.....well, not really ;) )

OMG....first you make me watch Troy, then Kingdom of Heaven and now Elizabethtown??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao lol roflmao

[Amithrellas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/grimabanishcopy.jpg
Signed, sealed, delivered... I'm yours...

[Nessa the Dancer]

Can you believe it? I've won something at last!

[ImDaMom]

Read the fine print....I get custody of the chick in green if anything happens to the old dude

[Elijah's Girl]

Grima-*pushes the paper in Aragorn's face* See? See? I am more important than you!! Nananabooboo! :p

Aragorn-*rolls eyes*

[ImDaMom]

Here are the instructions, and it states very clearly that you MUST unplug the hairdryer before you get wet, or you end up looking like me!!

[Nessa the Dancer]

roflmao I love that one Mom!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol lol :lmao: Good one Mom!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao lol Thats great, IDM!

[JemFinch]

Had to point this out: lol
Did anyone notice that the print on the paper says, "Let it be known that Grima Wormtongue has saved a lot on his horse insurance." ?
:lmao: :lmao:

Ok...

Entirely sick of playing Wormtongue, Brad Dourif decides to go to the next step:
sign a contract for Playboy Magazine.

[Saruman]

David Blunkett's replacement gloats at his resignation.

(I never noticed that sentence on the scroll! It's a nice touch. lol)

[Amithrellas]

Did anyone notice that the print on the paper says, "Let it be known that Grima Wormtongue has saved a lot on his horse insurance." ?

hee hee... snuck that in there with a mind of the Geicko insurance advertisement lol

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrothercreatures/images/PDVD_216.jpg

Ugh! your breath smells bad to-day... ha-a-a-a-a-a-li-to-sis

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Frodo: Why what big teeth you have...

[Elijah's Girl]

Elijah: Wait...wait...Where is Sean at?? I cannot act with a bloody troll!

[ImDaMom]

Why did PJ go and hire that Serkis character? Just watch my King Kong impression!!

[Bria]

cavetroll: I brushed can you tell?

[ImDaMom]

Darn, that pizza was HOT!!!!!

[JemFinch]

Orbit! For a sparkling white smile!

or

At way too young an age, Frodo realizes what women look like without makeup.

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: Good ones, Jem!

http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/albums/fotrboromir/images/PDVD_1378.jpg

Oh yeah? And I say the Elves have this many brain cells... nyeah, nyeah!

[Elijah's Girl]

Look! Mippin and Perry gave me this *in high pitched voice* much pipeweed and this *high pitched again* much ale!! *laughs*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

"And then the dentist told me to open my mouth like this ans say 'AAAHHH'"

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao! I just pictured that!!

[LuthienT]

Boromir- I am this close to having a breakdown, do you know how hard it is to put up with a pretty-boy elf all day with his so called obvious and anooying comments!

[Nereid]

See? I do have a piercing in my tongue. You cant see it? It is very small *gestures with fingers* but it IS there!

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: Good one, Neri!!! (love the dressed up dragon, btw ;) )

I came THIS close to bagging the Balrog by myself... really!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao! Those are great, you 2!

I saw it! I saw Frodo's finger! It was this big I am telling you!

[Nereid]

:lmao:

And I'm glad I can be funny sometimes lol ;) And thansk for the dragon comment, even tho i've changed it now

[Mithwen]

Boromir: See, I can do sign language. "Oh help me Valar!"

[Feliath]

Boromir: Its really quite simple. See? Just curve the looong finger over to the shoooort finger- and you made a circle!

[Illuvatar]

"I'm telling my horn does TOO work! You just hold it up to your mouth like this and blow!

Here...lemme show you....

Ummm...uhh....wait....where is my blasted horn???

PIPPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ImDaMom]

(searches for a funny yet pg caption)

ok ok ok..

Here's my famous ventriloquist act....wait, where's my puppet????

[LuthienT]

:lmao: IDM!

See, I can make a ring with my fingers! See it's magic! Betcha the elves couldn't even do that! ;)

[Nereid]

"Ok, ever since the hobbits fell of their normal size horses, my face got stuck in this grimace and I have no 'tiny' hint on how to get rid of it!"

Ok, that one was bad lol When does a new pic come up? :p

[Elijah's Girl]

How about this one?

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/tttlegolasscreen22.jpg
(PG please :p)
Legolas: I feel pretty, oh so pretty *singing to himself while looking in a mirror*

[Nereid]

lol that pic and comment cracked me up!

Legolas: I bet the dwarf cant beat my so handsome posé!

unsure on the spelling there... lol

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Oh Neri! That is tooo perfect! :lmao:

Legolas:Shoot! I forgot to put on my beautiful wig *hurrys and puts it on*

[LuthienT]

Legolas: I am going to be the hunkest model of middle earth! See! *Poses* I am going to be in all the magazines!

[Nessa the Dancer]

That look is really evil lol

Legolas: I'm prettier than Aragorn, yes I am I am!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Legolas: "Maaaaan do I have an itch...someone scratch me I can't reach!

[Nessa the Dancer]

lol Cuiel that is priceless!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Cuiel That is great!

[Telumehtar]

Legolas: Wait, wait...okay, my butt is still like granite. We can keep going now.
~Telu :flamer:

[Elijah's Girl]

Does this outfit make me looks fat?

[Amithrellas]

Darn arrows are always getting caught in my braids!!!

or

When I find out which Hobbit put chewing gum in my quiver....

[Elijah's Girl]

MUST Pippin always rearrange my arrows when I finally get them the way I want!?

[Nereid]

Can you dare put up a new pic in here if you find one that is funny? :huh: :p

[ImDaMom]

(think of the song) I'm too sexy for my bow, too sexy for my bow

or

Look at this six pack! Even that dirty Ranger can't beat these pecs!

[LuthienT]

roflmao Good one IDM!

Legolas: This is my pose for the Elven beauty contest!

[Elijah's Girl]

Gimli, do you think this is my good side?
Gimli: erm...uhh...hmmm...

[ImDaMom]

We've all seen the infamous striptease of Moria, but now, for the first time on ME Idol, the Bellydance of Mirkwood!

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao! IDM that is so perfect! roflmao

[Illuvatar]

*Just to follow IDM's lead*

Leggy-Loo to Gimli

Check it out buddy....got my navel pierced in Edoras. Top that Mr. I Wear Fancy Braids in My Beard! pfbbt

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Illu!!

Okat let's have another go at a new piccie ;)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/frodowall.jpg

YOU ATE MY CHOCOLATE!!! GRRR!!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

lol oh thats good. It's especially good becasue right now my mouth is full of chocolate lol lol

[ImDaMom]

That's IT!!! The next time you mention the infamous striptease of Moria, I'm going to cut off your beard!!!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Elijah: Okay, PJ, this is enough...
PJ: No I need more tears!!
Elijah: NO MORE TEARS!!

[Elijah's Girl]

Okay Here is a Revival picture ;)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/Aragorn_rare.jpg

[based on an old cartoon I posted in the PF my very first day here :p]
Who's been playing with my sword again! It is full of hair gel...LEGOLAS!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Aragorn: Do you honestly think I'm going to carve a pumpkin with this? You must be joking!

[Elijah's Girl]

Viggo: You call this a sword?! Its rubber!!
PJ: Hey...we're on a budget...work with me!
*Viggo tears up*: But it's rubber!!

[JemFinch]

Gimli...the striptease? You have left me with no choice.

[Elijah's Girl]

That elf has flirted with me for the last time...FEEL MY AWFUL WRATH!

*Frodo and everyone go bug-eyed*

[Ladypain]

....This is a good sword boy. (Private thoughts: we're screwed)

[Elijah's Girl]

Here is another:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/Eomer_dg.jpg

Eomer: *To Gimli and Legolas's drinking game*
Haha! I'm glad I'm not a part of that

[Saruman]

(This caption is adapted from a greeting card I once received.)

The cheery smile was wearing thin, and the queue was building up. When would Eomer admit he had glued his wrist to the tap?

[Elijah's Girl]

Whoah I think I had too many of these...I think I just saw my sister laughing with the dwarf!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Who spiked the beer?

[Gil Galad]

"Ok lads, Did you here the one about the dwarf, the Elf, the Ranger, and the Wiz...... uh eh never mind"

[Macilien]

I wonder if they realize yet that I've only been drinking water.

[ImDaMom]

THis is the last time I give the dwarf a shot with a 10 beer chaser!!

[Nereid]

*Eomer watching Eowyn offering Aragorn a piece of her stew*

~Haha, so glad that's not me! Oh wait, she's coming over. Stay cool, don't let smile fade! Keep smile up!~

[Amithrellas]

Can I post a new one?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/Amithrellas/LotR/MoS.jpg

"Aw! You think? My mom always told me I had a pretty smile"

[Elijah's Girl]

Aww Shucks, Aragorn. I never knew you was the sentimental type!

[Gil Galad]

do I have somethign in my teeth?

[Amithrellas]

EG & Gil ~ roflmao :lmao:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

What do you mean I have plaque? I brush my teeth every night...

[Amithrellas]

roflmao

"Got milk?... no, Got chocolate milk?... no, no, Got Orc blood?"

[ImDaMom]

(photographer) OK now, Voice....work the camera....give us a smile...oh that's great...cmon now, work it.....there's the money shot! That will DEFINITELY make the cover of "Mordor GQ"

[MrsDeShiro]

"Give me a kiss!"

[Fingolfin]

Women can't live with'em.... Pass the beer nuts! :grin: Just kidding ladies!

[MrsDeShiro]

It's the new Mouth of Sauron Karoke Machine. Only $199.99 at a retail store near you. Get yours today.

[Elijah's Girl]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d164/_theriddlebox_/LOTR8.jpg

Eowyn: EOMER! How could you?! :p

[MrsDeShiro]

Grima: That Saruman is going to be trouble.
Eomer: I'll take care of him.

[Amithrellas]

Eomer - "Okay. WHO poked me in the butt with their spear??"
Grima thinks to self - "Wow. These horsemen don't kid around when they kid around!"

[MrsDeShiro]

Eomer: WHO'S LAUGHING DURNING OUR TAKE!
Grima: How unprofessional.

[Dragonfriend]

Eomer:While i distrct him, you go for the donuts.
Grima:Do you want coffe with those?

[Elijah's Girl]

New Picture!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y37/Frodo_my_love/LOTR-Boromirsmiling.jpg

Boromir: Awww! I feel so loved! :p

[MrsDeShiro]

Boromir: Hehe. Hehe. I'm going to kill you for that Faramir. I told you I hate surprise parties.

[Dragonfriend]

Boromir: You know, with the sun shining like that, i can see right Through Galadriel's dress.:naughty:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*he giggles* You know... I probably shouldn't have eaten that last mushroom

[BelovedCaptain]

*laughs to self* Ha! the Dwarf did fall for the Elf Queen!

[Elijah's Girl]

*smirks* I knew Aragorn had some moves :p

[Frodo's Pearl]

Heh, that reminds me of the time when I went to Troy...

[ladyofthelight]

What they don't realize is that my clone will take over for me when we get to amon hen.

[Nessa the Dancer]

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d94/Nessa-the-Dancer/LOTR_TWO_TOWERS_SE2E_D1-0.jpg

Theoden: Gandalf you really tell the most awful jokes

[ImDaMom]

Theoden: "OMG..here he goes again with 'I fought the balrog' and 'ooooo...I'm Gandalf the WHITE now'. Will he EVER get over himself?"

[BelovedCaptain]

Gandalf~"And so, after my horrible fight with the Balrog, Galadriel gave me something called Tide for washing clothes. It's got something called bleach in it and...."
Theoden~"Oh, how interesting.....*snore*"

[MrsDeShiro]

Gandalf: You should really meet my niece. She's got a great personality.
Theoden: *moans*Gandalf, not another blind date. Last time you set me up with a Balrog.

[Annawen]

Gandalf introduces Theoden to his candidates for the role of the king's cheif counsellor to replace Grima....

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Gandalf: Really, go on... pull my finger.
Theoden: Why, oh why did I choose Gandalf as my court jester?

[Frodo's Pearl]

Theoden: Look Gandalf, why don't I just take an asprin for my headache?

Gandalf: Nonsense! I shall make it go away with my wizardy powers! *Booms* HEADACHE HEADACHE, BEGONE I SAY!!

Theoden: *Moans* I think you've just made it worse.

[BelovedCaptain]

Theoden: Can't we just stop now, Gandalf?
Gandalf: Nonsense! You haven't even begun to see the new armor I got you! Next!
Theoden: *siiiigh*

[MrsDeShiro]

Theoden: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.
Gandalf: Is it 5?

[Frodo's Pearl]

Ian: So, I wake up to this horrid music, and Elijah and Dom are already up, and I'm like, "HHHHEEEYYYY!!! Turn that awful music off!!!" And they're like--

Bernard: Ian, would you please shut up? I'm trying to go over my lines.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Ian: How was your weekend? I had a wonderful time, well, no actually I didn't, I had a go at surfing, fell off and got a mouth full of salt water yuck! Do you go surfing?

Bernard: Ian shut up, I want to get this scene finished today if posible

[Elijah's Girl]

Gandalf: Now do you see why you never give the hobbit's sugar?

[Frodo's Pearl]

(Continued)
Theoden: Yeahh... (There goes my hall).

[Amithrellas]

Gandalf as ME realtor: "I know there's no pool, but the massive stonework means the hall will stay cool in the summer ;) There's a 100 horse stable and plenty of room for guests. You can always relocate the dung pile so that it's downwind of anyone's room. That's the name of the game in real estate... location, location, location! lol But if this doesn't suit, I've got a quaint listing down by the Entwash..."

[Frodo's Pearl]

Gandalf: I told you and told you not to move your queen there, but did you listen to me? No! You just went right ahead, and moved your queen there, and from then on, the game was Merry's. Don't come crying to me if you lost fifty dollars to him. It's not like I didn't warn you...

[MrsDeShiro]

Gandalf: Let me sing your headache away. "So tell me what you want. What you really really want..."

[Frodo's Pearl]

Gandalf: Oh please?? Just one more time?
Theoden: *Grumbles* Oh all right fine. One two three four, ready of not, here I come.
Gandalf: HEY! No fair, you didn't even give me time to hide!

[JemFinch]

Gandalf: And would you believe it? Someone accidentally called me Dumbledore! DUMBLEDORE! Can you believe that?

[Amithrellas]

:lmao: That's priceless, Jem! lol

[Elijah's Girl]

roflmao Jem that's brilliant!

[Frodo's Pearl]

Gandalf: Okay, so the Yankees didn't win. There's always next season!
Theoden: Would you SHUT IT?? Can't you see the AGONY I'm in?? Oh, the SHAME!!!
Gandalf: (Hm, maybe I ought to get into baseball..)

[MrsDeShiro]

From my sweetie.

Theoden: I can't believe I lost my throne.
Gandalf: I told you. Never play poker with a hobbit.

[Frodo's Pearl]

Gandalf: Well, now we know just how strong super glue can really be!
Theoden: Would you PLEASE just figure out a way to unstick my elbows from this chair!

[JemFinch]

Having missed out on the office Christmas party, Theoden was forced to hear second-hand accounts of Gimli's Striptease of Moria.


:grin:

[ImDaMom]

Oh, the famous Striptease of Moria...how I've missed that! lol lol lol


Gandalf- You see what happens when you let PJ celebrate his birthday in Edoras?
Theoden- Please. Just get someone to clean up the mess!!

[JemFinch]

IDM! I haven't seen you around in a long time. :smooch:

I had forgotten about the striptease until a few nights ago when my sister and I read a bunch of these captions. I was crying I was laughing so hard. lol

[Frodo's Pearl]

Gandalf: Now you know what happened to all the Halloween candy.
Theoden: How was I supposed to know how fast Hobbits can change into different costumes?

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Théoden: Please tell me you did not put superglue on my chair while I was using the bathroom...
Gandalf: I just wanted to show you how mean it was to tell me how boring my story with the Balrog was!

[Elijah's Girl]

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e194/Shanerthespy/rings.jpg

[Nessa the Dancer]

Legolas: I...said...don't...call...me...Pointy-Ears!

Great piccie EG! I've got that pic on my bedroom door hehe

[Elijah's Girl]

lol Why thank you, Nessa! I have this pic on my door too lol Except you probably don't have Frodo half covering him up ;)

Legolas: How many times do I have to say it: I'M NOT A GIRL!!!

[Frodo's Pearl]

Legolas: Hey guys, come here! Look at this tiny inch-worm on my bow!

[MrsDeShiro]

Five bucks says I can take Gandalf's hat off his head and not cut a single hair. Any takers?

[Arwen~Undómiel]

Legolas: Okay, give back my hair products and nobody gets hurt!

[MrsDeShiro]

You have to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya? Punk?