say WHAT????(a caption game)

[Catz]

ok ...........so, the idea is that you caption this pic..............and at the end of the week, well vote on the best caption and ill put up a new one.........sorry........no prizes other than the knowledge that youve made your fellow Ringers smile (aint that all warm and fuzzy? lol )

so ill start:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/creatures/orcs/irgimg/orcslastalliance.jpg


say............do these fangs make me look fat??
:catz:

[Illuvatar]

Think maybe we should do this in Games there Catz?

Okay...well..I see it...let me check the settings for this forum.

Here's mine:

"Listen kid! You think a pinch between the cheek and gum is harmless? Just look at what chewing tobacco has done to me!"

[Catz]

ive just moved it......was doing 6 things at once again and put it in the wrong forum lol
:catz:

[Illuvatar]

Okay...all is better now...the image code was turned off for this forum....the nasty ole pic should be viewable bay all now...let the games commence! lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

ooh ok... we sees it now :thumbs:

only caption I can come up with is really not very good at all...

guy in the background: you think your face is ugly?

[Adunauriel]

Ok, great now I can see it..... :thumbs:

"What did you say about my Momma?.....":angry:

[Little Devil]

'Do you think I need some dental floss?'

[Alatar]

lol yay i see it
ok ummmmmmm
" i said call the dentist now!!!!

[Ithielnor]

When I saw it the first thing in my mind was

"My orthodontist charged 20 Grand for this smile"

[A! Elbereth]

"Be fierce! Get it pierced!"

[SindarinGirl]

"What do you mean you're out of double half decaf Capuccino Hazelnut Lattes ?"

[Saruman]

Two ideas:
'Ow! I bit my tongue again. I HATE that.'
or
'I gotta tell you pal, noses and staples don't mix.'

[Rumil]

'Right don't tell me i've got it now, 5 elven rings...erm 2 darven ones... no it's 2 elven rings...'

[Little Devil]

'Why do chicks always do that when they see me? Is there something in my teeth you didn't tell about??'

[TheRingBearer]

"Are the stiches in my nose showing?"

:)

[Aragornfan]

"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!!";)

[TheRingBearer]

"Give us a kiss"

lol

[Adunauriel]

"Ah man, that's like the 100th mirror I've broken this week..."

[SindarinGirl]

So I was playing "Got your nose" with Lurtz last week, and he ripped the d*mn right off my face! Now look at me!

[Sindarin]

ORC: Hey, that Elf has my skin cream!

*Catz, can we submit pictures for the caption conest to you via PM?*

[Catz]

ok time to vote.......ill number each of the captions........just pm me with the number of your choice......the winner will be whoever has the most votes Mon morning (my time lol) :
1. "say............do these fangs make me look fat?? Catz

2."Listen kid! You think a pinch between the cheek and gum is harmless? Just look at what chewing tobacco has done to me!"Illu

3.guy in the background: you think your face is ugly?-Tar Ancalime

4."What did you say about my Momma?....." - Adun

5."Ah man, that's like the 100th mirror I've broken this week..." Adun

6.'Do you think I need some dental floss?'-LD

7.'Why do chicks always do that when they see me? Is there something in my teeth you didn't tell about??'LD

8." i said call the dentist now!!!! Coondron

9."My orthodontist charged 20 Grand for this smile" Ithielnor

10.Be fierce! Get it pierced!"A!Elbereth

11."What do you mean you're out of double half decaf Capuccino Hazelnut Lattes ?"SG

12.So I was playing "Got your nose" with Lurtz last week, and he ripped the d*mn right off my face! Now look at me!SG

13.'Ow! I bit my tongue again. I HATE that.' Saruman

14'I gotta tell you pal, noses and staples don't mix.' Saruman

15.'Right don't tell me i've got it now, 5 elven rings...erm 2 darven ones... no it's 2 elven rings...'Ru

16."Are the stiches in my nose showing?"Ringbearer

17."Give us a kiss"Ringbearer

18."Don't hate me because I'm beautiful!!!"Aragornfan

19.ORC: Hey, that Elf has my skin cream!Sindarin

VOTE!!

:catz:

[Catz]

ok heres the next pic.......and yeah Sindarin, you can
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/celeborn/thumbs/tnceleborngalad.jpg

Celeborn: "trust you to invite a Dwarf"
:catz:

[Alatar]

"Dont you think it is time that we told Gimli that he is our son?"

[Ruby Yavevalar]

I'm not very creative, okay? but here goes!
Galadriel: I can't believe these fake ears fooled those guys again! when do you think they'll figure out that I'm not the real Galadriel?

[Aragornfan]

Galadriel: Ok, honey, remember, just let me do all the talking, alright?
Celeborn: Alllllllllrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttt tttt.

[Ithielnor]

Celeborn: That's not a wig..... Is it? :o

[Adunauriel]

Galadriel: "Why is it that we can't keep the riff raff out of our city?"

Celeborn: "I don't know, your the one who let them in.."

[TheRingBearer]

Celeborn: "DON'T move. There's a bug in your hair!

:)

[Illuvatar]

Celeborn whispers:

I'm not wearing anything under these robes!!":naughty: :naughty:

[Sindarin]

CELEBORN: Galadriel, please stop reading my thoughts between 7 and 9. That's my private time!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Galadriel: Can we stop now, my lord? The mirror showed that I would fall down these steps and Gimli would laugh in my face.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hey can I post a picture too?

[Little Devil]

Galadriel: Don't look at me like that, last time that happened, well you now what happend!

[SindarinGirl]

Celeborn: You ate the last piece of pie again, didn't you?
Galadriel: We'll discuss this later.

[Lyrkalas]

Celeborn: If you can read thoughts so well, baby, read THIS one!

[A! Elbereth]

Galadriel thinking: Stop interrupting me, Celeborn! I'm trying to talk to the pretty hobbits!
Celeborn thinking: Pretty? I don't know about that. The braided-haired one looks a little on the heavy side...

[Alatar]

is this still going?

[Aragornfan]

Originally posted by Coondron:

is this still going?

I hope so; maybe it's time for a new picture!!!!:)

[Herenyë]

Celeborn: Left foot first, right foot second, and repeat again once finished. Am i getting better?

[TheRingBearer]

When do we get the results of the first one? (the orc picture)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Can I post a pict???

[Catz]

whooops.............deepest apologies y'all.......busy week:blush: lol
ok the winner of the first one is *drumroll please* A!Elbereth

and heres the list for the second one:
"Dont you think it is time that we told Gimli that he is our son?"-Alatar
Galadriel: I can't believe these fake ears fooled those guys again! when do you think they'll figure out that I'm not the real Galadriel?-elf river child
Galadriel: Ok, honey, remember, just let me do all the talking, alright?
Celeborn: Alllllllllrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhhtttttt
tttt.-Aragornfan
Celeborn: That's not a wig..... Is it? Ithielnor
Galadriel: "Why is it that we can't keep the riff raff out of our city?"

Celeborn: "I don't know, your the one who let them in.."-Adun
Celeborn: "DON'T move. There's a bug in your hair!-Ringbearer
Celeborn whispers:

I'm not wearing anything under these robes!!" Illu (tsk tsk) lol
CELEBORN: Galadriel, please stop reading my thoughts between 7 and 9. That's my private time!-Sindarin
Galadriel: Can we stop now, my lord? The mirror showed that I would fall down these steps and Gimli would laugh in my face.-Winyael Greenleaf
Galadriel: Don't look at me like that, last time that happened, well you now what happend!-LD
Celeborn: You ate the last piece of pie again, didn't you?
Galadriel: We'll discuss this later.-SG
Celeborn: If you can read thoughts so well, baby, read THIS one!-Lyrkalas
Galadriel thinking: Stop interrupting me, Celeborn! I'm trying to talk to the pretty hobbits!
Celeborn thinking: Pretty? I don't know about that. The braided-haired one looks a little on the heavy side...-A!Elbereth
Celeborn: Left foot first, right foot second, and repeat again once finished. Am i getting better?-Herenyë

ok all there lemme know what you think lol
:catz:

[Catz]

and heres the next one:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/fotr/people/legolas/thumbs/tnlegolasbattle.jpg
and mine is
"ok.........ill ask one more time..........WHERE IS THE HAIR GEL!!!!"

:catz:

[Lady of Mirkwood]

Here it goes.
Wheres my makeup you ugly orcs?

[TheRingBearer]

Here's mine:

"I...don't know...how...much longer I..can hold my...breath"

[Herenyë]

Legolas: Prepare to DIE

Legolas: Okay....Where....is....the.....MIRROR!!!!!!!!

[Ithielnor]

"See Gimli? No B/O!" (sorry :blush: )

[Alatar]

yeah and i think this picture has been going for nearly 2 weeks now.... Catz must be busy:(

[Illuvatar]

Oh, but look closer Alatar.......

The piccy has been changed and Lady Catz has even announced the winner of the 1st caption! lol

[Narisunell]

Legolas: Ya think I can scare them with this face?

Gimli: Man, you need mental help.

[Little Devil]

Legolas: Don't....ever.....call.....me.....ugly.....take... .that.....and that!

[Narisunell]

Elrond: Hey, am I invisble? WHERE'S MY #@*& BODY??

[Alatar]

Originally posted by Illuvatar
Oh, but look closer Alatar.......

The piccy has been changed and Lady Catz has even announced the winner of the 1st caption! lol
:elfeek:But...........it was...............and...............i posted when we were talking about it and..................*scratches head* i think i need a holiday, a very long holiday............*looks at all the posts*........*scatches head again*.....i think i have gone bokers mecry

oh and here is mine

Legolas: It's not small its just cold out here ok:blush:

[Evenstar]

Legolas: I should never have agreed to play musical statues...

[SindarinGirl]

My neck, where the h*ll is my neck?!

[Narisunell]

Legolas: (thinking) maybe if i look like this long enough, the orcs will think i'm just a statue!

Galadriel (somewhere far away listening to his thoughts): no one's stupid enough to believe that!

Legolas: ..................?

Orc: (pointing at Legolas) nice statue....

Galadriel: *mouth drops open and stares at Celeborn in disbelief*

[Alatar]

Legolas: HIT ME YOU CANT HURT ME!!!!
Orc:*BAM!!*
Legolas:*gasps for breath* ummm maybe you can

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN (off) Legolas, this is no time for aerobics!

[Saruman]

'I told you I could hold my breath for longer, Gimli!'
Catz - I have emeailed a (link to a) picture to you. Did you get it?

[Catz]

yeah i did.....ill get back to you by PM about it i hope sometime soon lol
ok the winning caption was dah-da-da-dah-DAHHHHH!!!!
"Dont you think it is time that we told Gimli that he is our son?"-Alatar
and the choices for last week are:
"ok.........ill ask one more time..........WHERE IS THE HAIR GEL!!!!" -Catz
Wheres my makeup you ugly orcs?-Lady of Mirkwood
"I...don't know...how...much longer I..can hold my...breath" Ringbearer
Legolas: Prepare to DIE
Legolas: Okay....Where....is....the.....MIRROR!!!!!!!!-Herenye
"See Gimli? No B/O!"-Ithielnor
Legolas: Ya think I can scare them with this face?
Gimli: Man, you need mental help.-Narisunell
Legolas: Don't....ever.....call.....me.....ugly.....take... .that.....and that!-LD
Elrond: Hey, am I invisble? WHERE'S MY #@*& BODY??-Narisunell
Legolas: It's not small its just cold out here ok-Alatar
Legolas: I should never have agreed to play musical statues...-Evenstar
My neck, where the h*ll is my neck?!-SG
Legolas: (thinking) maybe if i look like this long enough, the orcs will think i'm just a statue!
Galadriel (somewhere far away listening to his thoughts): no one's stupid enough to believe that!
Legolas: ..................?
Orc: (pointing at Legolas) nice statue....
Galadriel: *mouth drops open and stares at Celeborn in disbelief*-Narisunell
Legolas: HIT ME YOU CANT HURT ME!!!!
Orc:*BAM!!*
Legolas:*gasps for breath* ummm maybe you can-Alatar
ARAGORN (off) Legolas, this is no time for aerobics!-Sindarin
'I told you I could hold my breath for longer, Gimli!'-Saruman
PM me with your choice
:catz:

[Catz]

and heres the next one......go for it
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/afirstlook/images/ttt0025.jpg
and heres mine:
"Owwwwwwww go easy!!!.........whose idea was it for us all to have bikini waxes anyway????" :o
:catz:

[Saruman]

'Ah feel good... na na na na na na na.'

[Illuvatar]

'Coooooookie Crisp!'

[TheRingBearer]

'Nothing like a good spot of moon bathing to bring out the finer complextions of your skin'

[Evenstar]

Uruk-Hai: i'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the... oops no rain

[SindarinGirl]

Originally posted by Illuvatar
'Coooooookie Crisp!'

lol roflmao roflmao CRASH!
*SG falls off her chair and lies on the floor in a giggling, twitching heap*

ow lol ow lol ow lol

[Little Devil]

Sauraman: I am your Father.

Uruk-hair throws back head 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'

[Narisunell]

Iluvatar: roflmao roflmao roflmao that WAS HILARIOUS!!!!

ok, here's mine:

Uruk-Hai: Come on, where's the snow?!

[Sindarin]

ORC: (yawning) When's this battle gonna start?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

uruk: zzzZZZ...

Saruman: Oi! Keep your mouth closed when you sleep! Tis' gross!
Lurtz: At least he doesn't drool...

[TheRingBearer]

lol love the star wars style one lol

[Ithielnor]

Orc1:Ahhhh........
:....choooo
Orc2: Gazuenhiet(sp)

[Elleth]

Originally posted by Illuvatar
"Coooooookie Crisp!"
That is so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

[Narisunell]

i'm probably gonna vote for Iluvatar's... twas hilarious!

[HobbitFriend]

"I want my mommy!!!"

[Catz]

ok.........and this weeks winner is......EVENSTAR-Legolas: I should never have agreed to play musical statues...

and heres this weeks choices
"Owwwwwwww go easy!!!.........whose idea was it for us all to have bikini waxes anyway????" -catz
'Ah feel good... na na na na na na na.'-Saruman
'Coooooookie Crisp!'-Illu
'Nothing like a good spot of moon bathing to bring out the finer complextions of your skin'-RB
Uruk-Hai: i'm siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinging in the... oops no rain-Evenstar
Sauraman: I am your Father.
Uruk-hair throws back head 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!'-LD
Uruk-Hai: Come on, where's the snow?!-Narisunell
ORC: (yawning) When's this battle gonna start?-Sindarin
uruk: zzzZZZ...
Saruman: Oi! Keep your mouth closed when you sleep! Tis' gross!
Lurtz: At least he doesn't drool...-Winyaél Greenleaf
Orc1:Ahhhh........
:....choooo
Orc2: Gazuenhiet(sp)-Ithielnor
"I want my mommy!!!"-HobbitFriend

ok thats all of them.......i sense Illu may be ahead here ;)
:catz:

[Catz]

and heres our next one:
http://www.warofthering.net/movies/photos/mostlynewttt/images/aragornstabs.jpg

Aragorn:..........NO!!!........IM leading durnit!!!!

:catz:

[TheRingBearer]

Aragorn: "Lemme get that piece of chicken out from your teeth"

;)

[Little Devil]

Aragorn: I mean the dude was just gonna hit me in the eye, just like this!
Uruk-hai: Man, that's wrong!

[Illuvatar]

Uruk-hai: *In a Pepe Le-Pew voice*
"Oh...my darling....this love we cannot fight! Do not deny me.....kiss me now....let me impale my lovvvve for you upon your scruffy face..."

Aragorn: *Feeling frantic*
"Back! Back! You scary love-sick smelly monster! You want impaled? I'm gonna impale this knife in your ugly eye if you don't stop with this "Oh my darling" slop!"

[A! Elbereth]

Aragorn: "Now, when you wish to slice out their eye, imobilized them, place them on your lap and...."

Uruk-Hai: "Eeaaiiiii!"

[HobbitFriend]

Aragorn: I have told you for the last time... stop stalking me! I've already got a girlfriend!
(haha, Illu's is so funny!)

[orcslayerlotr]

Urak Hai: Come on all I was asking for was a hug.

[Galadriel]

Aragorn: And this is for calling me a greasy haired man.

[Sindarin]

ARAGORN: Eat this banana, it's chock-full of potassium!

[Narisunell]

Little Tiki Torch in the distance: dang. i'm in a caption and they won't even notice me! with aragorn and his girlfriend the uruk-hai... i was made for the camera!!

[Catz]

you put your left foot in,
you take your left foot out,
ypu put your left foot in.
and you shake it all about......

or...

Aragorn: man, Arwen..........you werent kidding when you said you got BAD PMT were you?

:catz:

[SindarinGirl]

Aragorn: Oh, yeah, I see it - it's like a little piece of dirt or something in the corner of your eye. Here, hold still, I'll get it.

[Ithielnor]

Uruk: That knife smells like Lurtz!! :o You didn't?

[Frodo's Love]

Aragorn: "That's my knife! Be warned for the next time."

[Saruman]

Aragorn: Ho ho ho, little boy, what do you want for Christmas?

[Little Devil]

hehehe I like that one. lol ;)

[Narisunell]

i like Saruman's and Ilu's!

is it too late to vote for the last one?

Uruk Hai: (rushing around and sounding like Tweety): I tought i taw a hooman king! I did, I did tee a hooman king!! *slice* *crunch*

[Catz]

ok.........and the winner is......envelope please .................Illu!!!! with 'Coooooookie Crisp!'
(it pays to let the deity win now and then ;) )
ok this weeks choices are......
Aragorn:..........NO!!!........IM leading durnit!!!!-Catz
Aragorn: "Lemme get that piece of chicken out from your teeth"-RB
Aragorn: I mean the dude was just gonna hit me in the eye, just like this!
Uruk-hai: Man, that's wrong!-Little Devil
Uruk-hai: *In a Pepe Le-Pew voice*
"Oh...my darling....this love we cannot fight! Do not deny me.....kiss me now....let me impale my lovvvve for you upon your scruffy face..."
Aragorn: *Feeling frantic*
"Back! Back! You scary love-sick smelly monster! You want impaled? I'm gonna impale this knife in your ugly eye if you don't stop with this "Oh my darling" slop!"- Illu
Aragorn: "Now, when you wish to slice out their eye, imobilized them, place them on your lap and...."
Uruk-Hai: "Eeaaiiiii!"- A!Elbereth
Aragorn: I have told you for the last time... stop stalking me! I've already got a girlfriend! -Hobbitfriend
Urak Hai: Come on all I was asking for was a hug-orcslayerlotr
Aragorn: And this is for calling me a greasy haired man.-Galadriel
ARAGORN: Eat this banana, it's chock-full of potassium!-Sindarin
Little Tiki Torch in the distance: dang. i'm in a caption and they won't even notice me! with aragorn and his girlfriend the uruk-hai... i was made for the camera!!-Narisunell
you put your left foot in,
you take your left foot out,
ypu put your left foot in.
and you shake it all about...... -Catz
Aragorn: man, Arwen..........you werent kidding when you said you got BAD PMT were you?-Catz
Aragorn: Oh, yeah, I see it - it's like a little piece of dirt or something in the corner of your eye. Here, hold still, I'll get it.-SG
Uruk: That knife smells like Lurtz!! You didn't?-Ithielnor
Aragorn: "That's my knife! Be warned for the next time."-Frodos Love
Aragorn: Ho ho ho, little boy, what do you want for Christmas?-Saruman
Uruk Hai: (rushing around and sounding like Tweety): I tought i taw a hooman king! I did, I did tee a hooman king!! *slice* *crunch*-Narisunell

oh and to everyone who has sent in links to pics.......i can use them if they are off your own site, but we prefer not to direct link to others images off their sites ok?.........so just let me know ok? ;)

[Catz]

and heres the next one ;)
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgandalf/images/gandalfbattle.jpg
(apologies in advance to any Jehovahs Witnesses out there........im just kidding :) )
Gandalf: its those darn Jehovahs Witnesses!!!!!
:catz:

[Saruman]

Gandalf: Time to get rid of that pesky strand of hair for good!

[Frodo's Love]

Gandalf: I've told you before that I won't buy anything at the door!

[Ithielnor]

Boromir: You ol' foo. Point that thing some place else.

[SindarinGirl]

I want my senior citizen's discount, NOW! Insolent fool!

[Galadriel]

Gandalf: I am telling you for the last time Biblo, get the heck off my property or start getting use to idea of spending the rest of your life headless.

[Catz]

lol roflmao lol @ SG's one
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

Gandalf: "No, I do not want your new acne care treatment, you dim-witted worm!"
Muffled voice: *mumbles*
Gandalf: "Are you dropping a hint? SCAT! The door says, 'NO SOLICITERS!'"

[Sindarin]

BOROMIR: What is this new devilry?
GANDALF: ...Fangirls...Demons from the ancient world...These foes are beyond any of you...RUN!!!

[Little Devil]

roflmao I love that one Sindarin. lol :thumbs:

[Illuvatar]

Gandalf:

Give.....me....back.....my........Twinkie!!!!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

Gandalf: I hate being woken up this early in the morning, i look simply awful.

[SindarinGirl]

lol Sindarin! lol

[Frodo's Love]

Gandalf: I want my hair-gel back immediately, Wormtongue.

[Alatar]

Gandalf: FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! 1 hamburger with cheese hold the onions
Chick at Counter: So do you want fries with that Mr scary man with big sword?

[Catz]

okey dokey.........and the winner for this week is.........
Aragorn: I have told you for the last time... stop stalking me! I've already got a girlfriend! -Hobbitfriend

and this weeks contenders are:
Gandalf: its those darn Jehovahs Witnesses!!!!!-Catz
Gandalf: Time to get rid of that pesky strand of hair for good!-Saruman
Gandalf: I've told you before that I won't buy anything at the door!-Frodos Love
Boromir: You ol' foo. Point that thing some place else.-Ithielnor
I want my senior citizen's discount, NOW! Insolent fool!- SG
Gandalf: I am telling you for the last time Biblo, get the heck off my property or start getting use to idea of spending the rest of your life headless.-Galadriel
Gandalf: "No, I do not want your new acne care treatment, you dim-witted worm!"
Muffled voice: *mumbles*
Gandalf: "Are you dropping a hint? SCAT! The door says, 'NO SOLICITERS!'"-A! Elbereth
BOROMIR: What is this new devilry?
GANDALF: ...Fangirls...Demons from the ancient world...These foes are beyond any of you...RUN!!!-Sindarin
Gandalf:Give.....me....back.....my........Twinkie! !!!!!- Illu
Gandalf: I hate being woken up this early in the morning, i look simply awful.-Ceri_Bloom
Gandalf: I want my hair-gel back immediately, Wormtongue.-Frodos love
Gandalf: FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! 1 hamburger with cheese hold the onions
Chick at Counter: So do you want fries with that Mr scary man with big sword?-Alatar

so vote for your fave:thumbs:
:catz:

[Catz]

NEXT!!!!
http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrmiscellaneous/images/Balin3.jpg
man........that was some party!!!
:catz:

[Frodo's Love]

I should have known... too much mead...I should have listened to my mum when she told me to behave...

[Illuvatar]

"Ah.....oh jeez........why did they have to drop that big ole book there......of ALL places."

[Alatar]

I suppose this is my punishment for looking at Play-Boy while the others were fighting...........it was worth it:grin:

[Little Devil]

I love that one Ill! lol :thumbs:
'All that chick had to say was No!'

[Saruman]

No. You can't have it. It's MY book. I found it. It came to ME!

[SindarinGirl]

You can have my collection of Guns and Ammo magazine when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

[Ithielnor]

I think I need a hug. Where's Balin when I need him?

[TheRingBearer]

'So that's what the skull and crossbones sign means on strange beakers'

[Ranger]

Man was this book overrated, it bored me to death.

[Frodo's Love]

It took more time to read that book than I expected...so difficult to read Balin's writing...

[Sindarin]

Sometimes the line at the DMV doesn't move at all.

[Astaliel]

Hey, can I put a pic up or not? I gots a good one of Frodo and Sam. :naughty:

[Little Devil]

Really like that one RB. :thumbs: ;)

[Eowyn]

Legolas: Hey gimli look its you.....If you lost some weight :grin:

[SindarinGirl]

lol Sindarin lol That must have been a Virginia DMV after the cutbacks! :rolleyes: It took me 3 hours to get my license renewed, because there were so many folks, the photo machine blew a gasket from overwork. lol

[TheRingBearer]

lol

"Damn vampire curse"

[HobbitFriend]

Must... read.... one... more... pa-.... :snooze:

[Galadriel]

I wish Balin would come back soon. I have been guarding this book for him for over a hundred years and its in better shape than I am.

[Eowyn]

Balin's gonna kill me when he sees the state of this book!

[Sindarin]

RECEPTIONIST: The doctor will see you now, sir. ...Sir?

[Saruman]

lol I like that one! lol

[Elleth]

lol That was great SIndarin! lol roflmao lol

[TheRingBearer]

when do we get the previous results, able to vote for this time and the next piccy. It's been a while now hasn't it?

:)

[SindarinGirl]

Me want new piccy!
Sorry, been seeing way too many "Honeycomb" ads lately. lol

[Sindarin]

"You can have my book, when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers!"

[Mocha]

lol the doctor one was a classic! :thumbs:

[Aragorn's Hope]

Let's say eat and die shall we?

[Laurelin]

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/archerelf/Legolas/twotowerst155.jpg

Where will you be when your diarrhea hits?

[ImDaMom]

roflmao, Laur....great

"OMG- Legolas is DIRTY!!!!"

[ImDaMom]

2 quick ones....
"OMG- those rumors about Frodo and Sam are TRUE???"
or
"Arwen- what are you doing here. And with Gimli?"

[Laurelin]

lol Funny one about Legolas! Or What about:

"Whadda ya mean Eowyn talked to Arwen about me?!"

[Caillach]

"I know Elrond doesn't approve of the match between Arwen and me...but I didn't think he'd send the elven army after me"

or

"Does anyone else feel like we're being followed?"

[Laurelin]

Good one Caillach! lol

[Sindarin]

"Aragorn thought he had seen everything until Gimli proceeded to demonstrate the infamous 'Striptease of Balin.'"

[Caillach]

They're all so good... roflmao

~is laughing uncontrollably~

[Laurelin]

"Aragorn thought he had seen everything until Gimli proceeded to demonstrate the infamous 'Striptease of Balin.'"

I think I'd be shocked too! lol :thumbs:

[Laurelin]

Ok everyone... here's another one for you to caption. ;)

http://img78.photobucket.com/albums/v292/archerelf/PDVD_1282.jpg

[ImDaMom]

"Yknow, I've never been able to blow a raspberry!"
or
"Just saw Shrek 2, and I loved where Puss in Boots made this face while licking himself"

[Laurelin]

Boromir: What do you mean you won't let me take the ring to Gondor??! :p

[Gryffonheart]

"ppt. pppt. Agh! Ah got sumfin on my tongue!! ppt-ppptt!"

or

"bleah! that is one UUUGLY pair of of boxers, Elrond! are those little pink hearts?!! yuck!"

[Feebeefi]

"hmmmmmm Legolas doing The Full Monty"

[Sweet Angel of Mercy]

"Eww, I'm never eating lembas again"
or
"Psst, hey Aragorn, nahnahnah-nah, I'M gonna be the steward of Gondor. Ha!"

[SamwiseAtHeart]

"dude, thats it I'm never licking an iceberg again, my tongue is totally numb"

[LuthienT]

roflmao All of these are great! Let me stick my tounge out and see if I can think better about this "ring" daddy wants. Nope not doing anything. lol

[Aranel]

"ppt. pppt. Agh! Ah got sumfin on my tongue!! ppt-ppptt!"

I love this one!

How about:

"I don't think those were raisins..."

Hmm... I'm thinking bar scene in Desperado...

[Cassandria]

Ash Naz...Gee Gandalf that can really tangle the tongue!

[Laurelin]

Alright everyone... I think we need a new piccie to caption! So without further ado:
http://www.warofthering.net/photoforum/data/507/3538gandalf4a-med.jpg

[LuthienT]

Saruman is being a meany, go get help from the Eagles! lol Oh and do keep out for the trees, I know that last time you ran into a tree, it tooks days to heal!

[Laurelin]

lol Funny LT!

"I wonder if I can convince this moth to fly up to a huge eagle and ask for help for me without getting eatten first?"

[LuthienT]

roflmao Good one Laurelin! lol To eat the Moth or ask for help, that is the question! lol

[Laurelin]

lol

"such a pretty moth, pity I don't have a jar to keep him in..."

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgaladriel/images/galadrielthought.jpg

[Tári Celebrindal]

Galadriel: Nah, he can't be a real blonde. lol

[Cassandria]

"Oh great, all these hunks about and it's the dwarf that falls for me!"

[Laurelin]

lol That's good!!!

[IronHills Dwarf]

"That'd better be the real Ring...."

or

"Um Frodo, try not to dunk it in the drink...."

or

"I wonder if he's really tall enough to see into the mirror...."

[Telumehtar]

"Hm....did I leave the oven on?"
~Telu :flamer:

[ImDaMom]

Wait a minute...is that the infamous "Striptease of Balin " that Gimli is doing???

[Telumehtar]

lol Great, IDM....disturbing, yet hilarious :grin:
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

lol Very disturbing! :elfeek:

[Telumehtar]

lol I love that smiley :grin:
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

Here's a new one for you guys!

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttgollum/images/twotowers102.jpg

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"Eeeek! My mum told me it'd fall off if I did it too much!" :o

[Laurelin]

roflmao roflmao!!!! That is hillarious!!! *falls to floor and continues laughing* lol

[LuthienT]

roflmao That is funny!
(Smeagol) *Oh dear I don't know what to do*
(Gollum)* Think my love, think, get the precious. It's all about the precious*
(Smeagol) *And eat icky orcsss?*
(Gollum) * Yes, no, now you got me confused*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Smeagol:"Where am I and why am I here. I can't remember anything, what year is it and where's my Grandma? I want my Grandma *starts to cry*"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Ok I gotta do this one...

"Oooooh nice...no trickssy hobbitsses can steal the Preciousss from us, now when we've pierced our bellybuttonsss with it, no they can't!"

[Telumehtar]

"Eeeek! My mum told me it'd fall off if I did it too much!" :o
Naughty Ceri!! :nono: Oh, that was funny....my ribs hurt now from laughing! lol lol lol
~Telu :flamer:

[Cassandria]

Ceri, that made me laugh so hard I cried! lol lol That was the best, I don't think anyone can top that! lol

[ImDaMom]

OK Cuiel...that made me laugh WAYYYY to much!! But here's mine.......

"Sam, Frodo! Oops..sorry...didn't mean to intrude! My bad."

[Telumehtar]

Whoa! Disturbing mental pic squinchy
~Telu :flamer:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Hehehehe the minute I saw the piccie the line just surfaced in my brain! lol And don't think for a minute I'm offended by the mistaken identity, I take it your vizion was dimmed from laughing...or summat! lol :grin:

Good one IDM...allthough that IS disturbing! lol

[Laurelin]

Aw yuck IDM! roflmao Bad, bad visual! lol Funny though!

[ImDaMom]

I'm sorry...it was yucky, wasn't it?? lol OK- how about "So THAT's where you've been hiding that ring, Frodo!"

[Telumehtar]

Oh, IDM....squinchy

:trout: to you!
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

EEEWwww!!! IDM!!! roflmao Yuck!!! I'm not sure which one is worse? lol

[Telumehtar]

The second one for sure ;)
~Telu :flamer:

[ImDaMom]

But cmon...you have to admit that they are funny. Rude, but funny! (and if you talk to my friends, they will tell you that they expect far worse from me!!) lol

[Telumehtar]

They are hilarious :grin:
~Telu :flamer:

[Cassandria]

lol Oh MY GOSH IDM! :o lol Yeh they are funny, I'll have to admit! :o lol Whew!

[Telumehtar]

Oh Eru....I'm still laughing!!
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

But cmon...you have to admit that they are funny. Rude, but funny! (and if you talk to my friends, they will tell you that they expect far worse from me!!) lol
How come that doesn't surprise me? roflmao I knew I liked you for some reason! ;)

Ok, sorry this is blurry, but here's another one for you guys:

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotkorcs/images/Gorbag-Approaching-Frodo.jpg

[Cassandria]

"OHHH my GOSH there's elves in there! We're in trouble guys!"

[Cuiel Rilwen]

"Get yer arses off the coach boys and bring the soda pop...yer gonna miss the opening of the miss Universe Contest!

[Laurelin]

lol I totally love to read everyone's comments! lol

[ImDaMom]

I HATE having to pull out the Christmas decorations from the attic each year!

[LuthienT]

roflmao Those are great. "Lets see if I can look even scarier for the rest of the year this year for my new years resolution."

[Laurelin]

Frodo: "I wonder if Sam will freak out when he sees this costume on me?" lol

[LuthienT]

roflmao Sam- "I wonder if Rosie will like the new Orc look that is in season" lol

[Telumehtar]

Orc dude: "Okay, who took my dolly?"
~Telu :flamer:

[Cuiel Rilwen]

lol roflmao roflmao roflmao those are great! lol lol Christmas decorations! lol

[Laurelin]

lol Here's another one for ya! ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/ttthaldir/images/twotowers1192.jpg

"Oh for the love of Eru... he freaking just HAD to hug me!"

[Sindarin]

"I feel safe with you, Aragorn, you have a gentle touch."

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Haldir: Ok when did he last shower?

[ImDaMom]

Haldir- "I hate having to drag his drunken butt home after a night of partying"

[Cassandria]

I hope that is the handle of his sword! :naughty:

[ImDaMom]

Cass, I love you! That is the best!!!! roflmao!!!
I'd like to paraphrase your siggy for this one....

"Men really are amazing creatures...you can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years, they can still suprise you with a pinch!"

(thought of a really naughty one, but I just cant do it :nono: )

[Laurelin]

I hope that is the handle of his sword! :naughty:
OMG!! roflmao That is sooooo funny!!!! lol roflmao Cass, you rock!

[Illuvatar]

Thank you..thank you for the dance.

*thinking*
Jeez...would someone get this clod off me? I am so outta here!

[Feebeefi]

errrr Aragorn, I thought I told you I don't do hugging!

Cass that's hilarious!! roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

[ImDaMom]

Hmmmm...if I reach down really really quickly, I can give him a wedgie!

[LuthienT]

roflmao Cass and IDM, those are so funny! notworthy
Thoughts: Haldir- Why is this greasy guy hugging me?
Aragorn- Oh thank goodness you have come, I thought I would be stuck with just the Pretty elf (Legolas) and I would have to get my nails done!

[Cassandria]

I'd like to paraphrase your siggy for this one....

"Men really are amazing creatures...you can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years, they can still suprise you with a pinch!"

IDM I LOVE what you did with my siggy!!! That is hilarious and soooo true!! lol lol And it kinda goes with the pic! lol lol

[ImDaMom]

Well, that WAS the idea lol After all, this is a caption thread.

How about...."Gee Aragorn, I thought you had gotten rid of your dandruff problem!"

[Telumehtar]

(thought of a really naughty one, but I just cant do it :nono: )
Come on, IDM...it can't be that bad. Okay...yeah it can, which is why I want to know :grin: lol
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

Perhaps IDM would be so kind as to PM me on the naughty caption. lol

[Cassandria]

Ohhhh IDM gotta share with me too! :blush: :naughty: :stomper:

[Telumehtar]

Oh no, I've started a trend :rolleyes:
~Telu :flamer:

[ImDaMom]

OK- I fear I've started a :naughty: trend as well. Let's nip this in the bud, and get back to the pg captions. Anyone have a new pic??? (I have GOT to get this image out of my head lol lol lol )

[Laurelin]

Alright I shall rescue you... I've got one for you guys. lol

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotktheoden/images/lotr2_theodensfinalcharge.jpg

Theoden - WHoA horsie!!!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

I'm not wearing my lucky underware what in the world am I doing out here without it????

[ImDaMom]

I am WAY to old to be doing this!!!

[Laurelin]

...so much for lounging in my chair in Edoras...

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Where are the breaks at?!!! :o

...or rather...

Hey guys...did any of you misplace your sword...I found this stuck into an anvil on a stone...

:p

[Laeriel]

As Theoden was rousing his army......... instant rigamortis overcame him.
.....or.......
Theoden's reaction when his dead wife suddenly appeared before him.

[Cassandria]

Ohhh dang...I gotta itch. :(

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/fotrgimli/images/gimlipipe.jpg

[Cassandria]

Inhale Gimli, inhale...not blow! lol

[Laurelin]

I'm soooo tired of riding with that Elf!

[Cassandria]

It's been stuck there for days...I think it's tangled in the braid! :o :blush:

[ImDaMom]

I yam what I yam... I'm Gimli the grumpy dwarf! (Think Popeye)

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Who stole my beautybag!? :angry:

[Telumehtar]

lol Loved that one Cuiel!
~Telu :flamer:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

I can't believe they managed to smoke TWO barrels of pipe weed before I could even get a leaf of it!!!

[Feebeefi]

WHAT are Aragorn and Legolas doing?

[Laurelin]

Ok, here's a new one for ya! ;)

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/tttgollum/images/twotowers1041.jpg

[ImDaMom]

D'ya think you could KNOCK before you come in the next time??

[Laurelin]

Uh-oh... I've been "caught" again!

[Cuiel Rilwen]

What do you mean I should remove my contactlenses before swimming...I can't see the fish without them! No contacts no dinner!

[Cassandria]

:o Ohhh and I thought I looked bad in a loin cloth! :blush:

[Eyes of Legolas]

Ohhhhhhh sigh, Legolas is sooooo cute!
lol

[Laurelin]

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/rotktheoden/images/rotk_15_09.jpg

[ImDaMom]

All right...who put the whoopee cushion on my saddle???

[Cuiel Rilwen]

Dang those haemorrhoids are such a pain! Someone get me a ring cushion!

edit: lol Hahahaha good one IDM! Seems we think a bit alike...think we're heading for our second childhood with all the toilet humor eh? :grin:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Who told the Elves to start a chorus line?!?!?! And someone pull the Dwarf out of the keg!

[Amithrellas]

"Use the latrines BEFORE you get 60 pounds of armor on, fellows!!

[ImDaMom]

edit: lol Hahahaha good one IDM! Seems we think a bit alike...think we're heading for our second childhood with all the toilet humor eh? :grin:

What do you mean, "second childhood"???? I'm still on my first! lol

[Eyes of Legolas]

"NO you may not ride my horse! Get your own!" lol

[Cuiel Rilwen]

What do you mean, "second childhood"???? I'm still on my first! lol

You're right ofcourse...there has been no intermission! lol