Dating vs. Marriage

[Melian the Maia]

Dating Vs Marriage


When you are dating ...Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ...You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband at all times.

When you are dating...He holds your hand in public.
When you are married...He flicks your ear in public.

When you are dating...A single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad.
When you are married...A king size bed feels like an army cot.

When you are dating...You are turned on at the sight of him naked.
When you are married...You think to yourself "Was he ALWAYS this hairy??"

When you are dating...He hugs you,when he walks by you for no
reason.
When you are married...He grabs your boob any chance he gets.

When you are dating...You picture the two of you together,growing old together.
When you are married...You wonder who will die first.

When you are dating...Just looking at him makes you feel all
"mushy."
When you are married...When you look at him,you want to claw his eyes out

When you are dating...He knows what the "wash basket" is.
When you are married...The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes
storage area.

When you are dating...He understands if you "Aren't in the mood."
When you are married...He says "It's your job."

When you are dating...He understands that you have "male" friends.
When you are married...He thinks they are all out to steal you
away.

When you are dating...He likes to "discuss" things.
When you are married...He develops a "blank" stare.

When you are dating...He calls you by name.
When you are married...He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "she".

[Illuvatar]

lol roflmao lol

Those were great! :thumbs:

I picked marriage for all the above reasons! :p

[Melian the Maia]

I still have my doubts about marriage ;)

[Illuvatar]

Ahh....it's a wonderfull way to live!!

There's one that's are not on your list.....

When you are dating...You have sex whenever you can.
When you are married...You can have sex whenever she wants. :naughty:

[Melian the Maia]

I totally agree with that one ;)

[Roca Wear]

dating

[Catz]

eeeeeek thats my (thankfully ex) marriage in a nutshell
nassssssssssssty lol
:catz:

[Glarawen]

dating just sucks! if ya married it is better cause ya "hooked" and you do make up (usually) if the match is right hey u dont have to worry about the girl next door takin' him cause he isnt tempted

[Sindarin]

I voted for dating. Personally speaking, I doubt I'll ever get married.

Yet who knows? Perhaps the right woman and I will meet one day.

[Arkenstone]

I had to vote living together. After a while, it's like marriage,
but you still have seperate bank accounts! :naughty:

[Bonos-Girl]

i voted for all of them! lol

[Little Devil]

Haven't voted for any, need some thought. lol

[Ludibunda]

I vote for each in sequence! That dating thrill is missed in marriage (occassionally) But that same dating stress is gladly waved goodbye. And if ou don't get it right the first time, you can always go back and forth and back and forth.. Hee! Hee!
My grandmother's on her FOURTH husband!

[Brego]

Well i'm not really an expert on this but i think theres a really big gap between dating and marriage atleast if u live 2gether you know each others little ways, moving in together the day you get married must give you the shock of your lives lol atleast if your just dating you can send them home when you need some space tho :grin:

[Finrod Felagund]

Marriage, esp when it comes to bedroom stuff. The rush of adrenalin is gone but the knowledge you have of each other makes both parties going to sleep with a smile a regular occurrence :thumbs:

[Illuvatar]

WoW!!!

Very well said Finrod.....very well said. :thumbs:

[Rumil]

Originally posted by Ludibunda
My grandmother's on her FOURTH husband!

:elfeek: go granny!!!

[Catz]

thats true Finrod........IF youve made a good choice........if not.........going to bed at all can be a worry ;)lol
sorry.......im kind of off marriange.........lol does it show?
:catz:

[Alatar]

Originally posted by Rumil
:elfeek: go granny!!!
lol roflmao lol mecry lol roflmao :grin: :thumbs: that was so funny lol GO GRANNY GO!!!!!!

[Melian the Maia]

Originally posted by Ludibunda
My grandmother's on her FOURTH husband!



Go Ludibunda's granny!!! lol roflmao lol

[Lintefaniel]

Living together is ok, but the concept of marriage is on a whole different plane for me so I personally don't plan to live with my husband before we're married.....

[Adunauriel]

I picked Marriage, cause that's what I want to have one day.. Someone who will be there for me, and love me no matter what...;)

[Arkenstone]

Originally posted by Rumil
go granny!!!
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Is she from Pasadena?

[SindarinGirl]

Pasadena, ha! lol

Dating - Kick 'em to the curb when they starting doing that thing that drives you crazy (that used to be so cute) when they eat, drive, open the mail or whatever.
You can hang the toilet paper the right way, you don't have to get rid of your things to make room for theirs, you'd don't have to listen to them whine and moan about their job (a-gain) and you don't have to listen to them snore for the rest of your freakin' life.

Peace and quiet. :thumbs:

[Bawax]

i went for dating, i know i've never been married but i lived with my last gf for a while and it was hell. much better when you can go back to your own place and have a bit of time away from them. :)

[SindarinGirl]

Amen, B! :thumbs: