Movie quotes THANK GOD they didn't use!

[Elfdaughter]

OK, this is where you use a movie quote from a well know film in LOTR. Umm, I know I'm not making much sense, so i'll give some examples to start the thread rolling!

Aragorn (after decapitating Lurtz): Not the time to lose one's head.
Legolas: No.
Aragorn: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Legolas: No.
Aragorn: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Legolas: Hmm.
Aragorn: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Legolas: Okay, that'll do.
Aragorn: Okay.
Austin Powers.

Witch-king: Mordor, we have a problem.
Apollo 13

Frodo: Come on! You're the Council Of Elrond for Christ's sake! You're the ones who come up with this !!!!! Why I bet you have a bunch of guys sitting around somewhere right now just thinking !!!! up, and somebody backing them up. What's your contingency plan? Your back up plan. You've gotta have a back up plan.
Elrond: No, we don't have a back up plan.
Armageddon

Gandalf in Moria: I just want to apologize to Sam's mom, and Pippin's mom, and Merry’s mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them here. I was the one that said ‘keep going South.’ I was the one who said that we were not lost. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I know what's out there. We are going to die out here! I am so scared!
The Blair Witch Project

Frodo: Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge bridge.
Aragorn: Yep.
Frodo: Large sharp jagged rocks at the bottom?
Aragorn: Most probably.
Frodo: Bring it on.
The Emperor's New Groove

Frodo to Boromir: You want the Ring... YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE RING
A Few Good Men

OK, that's enough from me! (Oh yeah, you can use quotes from TV programmes too!)

[Luvara]

lol they're great!!! I can't come up with anyone now...

[Narisunell]

um...

Troll: Trolls are like... like onions!

Gimli: They smell?

Troll: NO!

Gimli: Oh, yea, you leave em out in the sun too long and they start sprouting little white hairs!!

Shrek

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Aragorn: No one asked your oppinion, you filthy little Elf!

Arwen: :o

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Sauron: Can't we all just... get along?

The Planet of the Apes
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Arwen: Who are you?

Aragorn: Just your friendly neighborhood ranger!

Spider-Man

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Gandlaf: Who told you about the Balrog?

Frodo: That thing has a name?

Gandalf: Sure he does! I bought him off Radagast down at the pub and lent him to Sauron to guard the--- No more questions! Don't ask any more questions!

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone

[TheRingBearer]

Gollum to Smeagol: You talkin to me? You talkin to me. Well i'm the only one here. So you must be talkin to me

Taxi Driver

:grin:

[Little Devil]

hehe, they're great. I loved the Austin Powers one.

Aragon to Arwen: Do I make you horny?randy?
Arwen: Behave. :naughty:
Again Austin Powers,it's so funn, I love those films.

[Elfdaughter]

lol! They are brilliant!

Frodo to Sam: What do you mean, gone?
Sam: I'm sorry sir, nothing could survive that!
Frodo: So...you mean we've got no poppadoms left at all?
Sam: Worse yet, no lager!
Red Dwarf

[Narisunell]

Galadriel: I'm going to be a mistress of the world, I'm going to be a mistress of the world... *continues on for about ten more minutes*

Celeborn: Enough! *slaps her across her faace*

The Master of Disguise
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Arwen to Aragorn: You don't want to marry me.

Aragorn: I don't?

Arwen: No, you don't. The truth is, I gave my heart away ten years ago. *turns and looks at Frodo*

(I dunno why I used that. probably cuz I felt like doing sumthin from that movei)

Sweet Home Alabama (if you haven't seen it, you should rent it! great movie)

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Sauron to Frodo: I want you to be a sacrifice.

Frodo: A sacrifice?

Sauron: *nods head with a creepy smile on his face*

Scooby-Doo
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Aragorn: *does many fancy little sword movements* I call that my Kung-Pow Chicken!

Shanghai Knights

[Elfdaughter]

Sauron: I am the writing on the wall the whisper in the classroom...
Frodo: *whimper*

Candyman (A very, very, very scary film!)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hey Cool! I can't think of any right now. I shall post when I've gotten my hands on some movie scripts!

But I did happen to dig this out

Legolas: (at Caradhras) I can walk on snow, look at me, I'm gorgeous! I'm sexy, I'm hot, I'm everything you're not!

~Bring it on

[Elfdaughter]

lol!

[Narisunell]

funny, Win! lol lol roflmao

Gimlil: *picks up a cup of who knows what in Moria* *takes a drink* Tastes like ****

Legolas: It IS ****

Gimli: :o

Austin Powers

**Edited for content**

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Haha! Austin Powers seems to be very popularly quoted

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Gandalf to Bilbo : It's time to lay back, drink some beer and smoke some weed!

~Dazed and Confused

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Aragorn : I spoke with Mama - she was so happy she
cried - she wants you to have her wedding gown - it's white lace.

Legolas: (steeling himself) Aragorn I can't get married in your mother's dress. She and I - we' not built the same way.

Aragorn : We can have it altered.

Legolas : (firmly)Oh, no you don't! Look, Aragorn - I'm going to level with you. We can't get married at all.

Aragorn: Why not?

Legolas: Well, to begin with, I'm not a natural blonde.

Aragorn: (tolerantly) It doesn't matter.

Legolas : And I smoke. I smoke all the time.

Aragorn: I don't care.

Legolas : And I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Aragorn : I forgive you.

Legolas : (tearfully) And I can never have children.

Aragorn : We'll adopt some.

Legolas : But you don't understand! (he rips off his wig and says in a lower voice) I'm a MAN!

Aragorn : Well... nobody's perfect...

~Some Like It Hot (1959)

[Elfdaughter]

lol! I love that last one! That's brilliant!

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Ah the old ones are the best. It's a hilarious film. If you haven't seen it, give it a try. Marilyn Monroe at her best!

[Elfdaughter]

I've seen it!

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Elrond at the eponimous Council

-What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?

~She's All That

[Glarawen]

You guys these are all so funnie. lol I am trying to think of some, i just aint that creative. :(

[Narisunell]

(Arwen's going out on her first date with Aragorn)

Elrond: *sob* I want you to wear the stomach!

Arwen: :rolleyes:

Elrond: *puts this giant vest on Arwen that makes her look pregnant* Now remember, every time you kiss him, just imagine wearing this under your halter top!

10 Things I Hate About You

[Little Devil]

heheh roflmao, that bit is so funny from the film. I laugh if that really happened. lol

[Narisunell]

who were you talking to, Little Devil?

If you were talkin to me, i agree! that would e really funny!

[Little Devil]

I was talking to you, Narisunell.;) 10 things I hate about you good movie, but don't like Heath Ledger. pfbbt

[Narisunell]

??? who's heath ledger??? don't answer, i'll look at the movie credits or look that name up on the internet.. on with the sayings! oh, and call me Nari, plz. it's SO much easier.

Galadriel: Hard to see, the dark side is. The Dark Side clouds all.

Star Wars

(wouldn't it be hilarious if Galadriel started talkin like yoda?!)

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Legolas : This calls for some really tiny knickers! (just before leaving for the Council of Elrond to which he hears Aragorn has been invited)

~Bridget Jones Diary

[Narisunell]

funny, ALL!!!

Gandalf: This is great! We can stay up late, swap scry stories, and in the morning, I'm makin waffles! Where do, uh, I sleep?

Elrond: verymad OUTSIDE!

Shrek

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Arwen : I was made for lovin' you baby, you were made for lovin' me!

Aragorn : The only way of lovin' me baby is to pay a lovely fee!

~Moulin Rouge (The Elephant Medley)

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Gandalf and Bilbo just before the party.

Gandalf : Who's "Joe Potsmoker"?

Bilbo : Oh, that's my alter-ego.

Gandalf : Wait, I thought that was MY alter-ego.

Bilbo : No, you're "Smokey McPott."

~Dude, Where's My Car?

[Narisunell]

Sauron: Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful Phrase!

Saruman: Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passin fase!

(and so on and so forth... how dreadful it would be if i said the whole thing! lol lol roflmao )

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Elrond (during the eponimous Council session as the races start to shout at one another)

-Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

~Dr Strangelove -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Nice one Narisunell! lol
roflmao

[Narisunell]

ops, in my last post it was from The Lion King! sry!

Aragorn: And he was like What? and i was like Later On! *turns around and sees frodo and sam* Wassup Dog? and Dog?

Sam: Keepin it real!

scooby Doo

edit: glad you liked it, Aragorn's Lates Lay! mind if I call you ALL? or some other nickname? u can call me nari

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

ALL is fine, it's what most people do for speed and that. ;)

And Nari is much easier to type...

Legolas : So what's your tale Mother Goose? Where ya from?

Galadriel : Oh all over!

Legolas : Omnipresence. I like that in a woman!

~Me, Myself and Irene

[Narisunell]

cool...

umm.. tryin to think up movie quotes here... i'm thinkin...

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Try here:

http://www.atlyrics.com/quotes/

Might find something there.

A.L.L.

[Narisunell]

wow! thx!

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

It ain't the biggest selection out there but just do a search for "Movie Quotes" on google.com or somewhere and you're bound to come up with something.

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Ringwraith: We're them! We're they! We are... the men in black!

Aragorn : You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good!

~Men in Black

[Narisunell]

Gollum: (after promising to do as they say) what do you need?

Sam: rope!

Gollum: ok, rope! anything else?

Frodo: yea, three double cheeseburgers with everything on them!

Sam: no onions on mine!

Frodo: and an apple turnover!

The Lost World: Jurassic Park

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Bilbo: Oh the nerve of those dwarves! Inviting me down there-- and one such short notice! Even if i wanted to gol, my schedule wouldn't allow it. 4:00- wallow in self pity; 4:30- stare into the black abyss; 5:00- solve world hunger- tell no one; 5:30- Jazzercise; 6:30- dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00- wrestle with my self loathing; I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, i could still be back in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling, and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!

The Grinch

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Frodo: Hey, what's goin on here? Who's the monkey?

Arwen: Aragorn's gone back to challenge Scar!

Sam: Who's got a scar?

Arwen: No, no, no, no, it's his uncle!

Frodo: The monkey's his uncle?

Arwen: NO! Aragorn's gone back to challenge his uncle to take his place as king!

Frodo and Sam: oooooooh!

The Lion King

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

tee hee! Like it. lol

[Narisunell]

glad! i got em from that site. i have seen these movies.. i just forgot the quotes! ops!

Gimli: If me be returnin, the bosses do terrible things to me Teewwwwible things!

Aragorn: Do you hear that? *a rumble is heard in the distance*

Gimili: Yeah

Aragorn: That is the sound of the thousand terrible things headed this way.

Legolas: If they find us, they will crush us, grind us into tuny pieces, and BLAST us into oblivion!

Gimli:Hmm.... yousa point well seen.

Star Wars Episode 1

[Elfdaughter]

Wow! I've just spend the last 15 mins reading all of these, laughing my head off! Well done!

Sam in Mordor: Frodo, you speak the Black Tongue?
Frodo: A little, but only one sentence.
Sam: Well, let me have it, mate!
Frodo: Ya vei lublo.
Sam: Ya vei lublo. Ya vei lublo. What's it mean?
Frodo: I love you.
Sam: I love you! What bloody good is that?
Frodo: I don't know, I wasn't going to use it, myself.
The Great Escape

Aragorn: I am your king!
Boromir: Well, I didn’t vote for you.
Aragorn: You don’t vote for kings.
Boromir: Well, how’d you become king then.
Aragorn: The Dark Lord Saurun, at the mouth of the Crack of Doom, held aloft the One Ring, when MY Father smote it from his being, with this SWORD! That is why I’m your king!
Boromir: Look, demented lords dwellin’ in lava pits distributin’ possessed trinkets is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some fanatical pyrotechnic ceremony.
Aragorn: Be Quiet!
Boromir: Well, you can’t expect to wield extreme executive power just ‘cause some fiery ghoul through a ring at you.
Aragorn: Shut Up!
Boromir: I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor, just because some charred spectre had lobbed a haunted bit of jewelry at me, they’d put me away.
Aragorn: Shut Up! Will you shut up!
Boromir: Ah! Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Aragorn: Bloody peasant!
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

lol lol lol That's was fab ED! Loved it. Fits soooooooooo well! roflmao

[Elfdaughter]

lol! Thanks! I LOVE Monty Python! I'll try and do some more!

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Aragorn : You don't need a leader, you're all individuals!

Pippin : I'm not!

~Monty Python's Life of Brian

[Elfdaughter]

Saruman (to Orc army): A new Power is Arising!
Orc at the back: Speak Up!
Fellow Orc: Shhh!
First Orc: Well, I can't hear a thing. Let's go to stoning.

Elf at Helms Deep fires arrow at Orc prematurely. Orc falls.
Orc: Oi, lay off, we haven't started yet!
Aragorn: Who threw that? Come on, who was it?
Elf: Sorry, I thought we'd started.
Aragorn: Go to the back! Always one isn't there. . . .

Pippin at the drowning of Isengard:
I'll have two stones, two with points, and a packet of gravel . . .

At the Golden Hall:
Hama: Throw him to the floor, suh?
Theoden: Oh, yes! - throw him to the floor.
(Hama throws Grima to the floor)

All Monty Python

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Theoden after his release from his curse : Rewease Gwima!

Rest of the court : (stifled giggles)

~(again) Life of Brian

[Elfdaughter]

The Princess Bride

Eowyn: “Hello. My name is Eowyn of Rohan. You killed my uncle. Prepare to die, foul dwimmerlaik!”

(On the Anduin, Sam catches a glimpse of Gollum)
Sam: “You sure nobody's followin’ us?”
Frodo: “As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable! No one in the Brown Lands knows what we've done, and no one in Mordor could have gotten here so fast. ...Out of curiosity, why do you ask?”
Sam: “No reason. It's only... I just happened to look behind us and something is there.”
Frodo: “Probably some local fisherman, out for a pleasure cruise, at night... in... eel-infested waters...”

Mouth of Sauron: “Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is ‘Never get involved in a land war in Eriador,’ but only slightly less famous is this: ‘Never go in against a Dark Lord when death is on the line!’ Hahahahahah-ergk!”

Minstrel of Gondor: “I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have four fingers on your right hand?”
Frodo: “Do you always begin conversations this way?”

(At Cirith Ungol)
Frodo: “Who are you? Are we enemies? Why am I in this tower? Where is the Ring?”
Sam: “Let me ‘splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. Sauron is going to take over the world. All we have to do is get to Mount Doom, destroy the ring, and make our escape... after we get past the orcs.”
Frodo: “That doesn't leave much time for dilly-dallying.”

Boromir: “Go away or I’ll call the Brute Squad!”
Cave Troll: “I’m on the Brute Squad.”
Boromir: “You are the Brute Squad!”

Frodo: “Who are you?”
Strider: “No one of consequence.”
Frodo: “I must know...”
Strider: “Get used to disappointment.”
Frodo: “'kay.”

Aragorn: (finding Pippin’s broooooooooooch) “They are alive, or were an hour ago. If they are otherwise when I find them I shall be very put out.”

(Entering Mordor)
Sam: “We’ll never survive!”
Frodo: “Nonsense! You're only saying that because no one ever has.”

Sam: “Frodo, what about the S.O.U.S.'s?”
Frodo: “Spiders Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.”

Strider: “No one would surrender to the Dread Ranger Estel.”

(Frodo flips through A Hobbits Tale by Bilbo Baggins)
Frodo: “A book?”
Bilbo: “That's right. When I was your age, entertainment was called books! And this is a special book. It was the book I wrote down all my adventures in, and I used to read it to the elves. And today I'm gonna read it to you.”
Frodo: “Has it got any sports in it? ”
Bilbo: “Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, goblins, trolls, chases (that weren’t in the original) escapes, true love (in the appendix) made up languages... ”

Lurtz: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.”
Aragorn: “You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.”

(Aragorn and Arwen smooch on the bridge.)
Audience: “Wait, wait. Is this a kissing movie?”

Sauron: “Get back, Witch!”
Witch King: “I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!”

Or, alternatively:

Celeborn: "Get back, elfwitch!"
Galadriel: "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife!"

But I like the first one better. lol

Nazgul: “A word, my good sir. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a Shire nearby? A Bagginssss?”
Hobbit in Top Hat: “There is nothing nearby... Not for miles.”
Nazgul: “Then there will be no one to hear you scream!”

Galadriel: “Have fun stormin' da dark tower!”
Celeborn: “Think it'll work?”
Galadriel: “It would take a miracle.”

Merry: “True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice STB - sausages, tomatoes and bacon, where the bacon is nice and crispy.”

Got a bit carried away, there. lol

[Elfdaughter]

People of Gondor: The King! The King!

Elrond: Now you listen here, he's not the King, he's a very naughty boy!

People of Gondor: Who are you?

Elrond: I'm his 'father' that's who!

People of Gondor: Behold his father! Behold his father! Hail to thee, father of Aragorn! Blessed art thou Elrond! All praise to thee, no and always!

Elrond:Ohhh, now, don't think you can get around me like that. He's not coming out, and that's my final word. Now, shove off!

People of Gondor: No!

Elrond: Did you hear what I said?

People of Gondor: Yes!

-Monty Python's Life of Brian

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Saruman : Start spreadin' the news!
Ah'm leavin' today!
I want to be a part of it...
Mordor! Mordo-or!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

OH MY! Elfdaughter! are you a movie freak?

[Elfdaughter]

ummm....

[Aranel]

Haldir (and the elves of Lothlorien):

"We are the Knights who say NEE! Keepers of the sacred words 'nee', 'ping' and 'noowom'. You must bring us a shrubbery!"

Frodo when Boromir tries to steal the ring:

"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed!"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[TheRingBearer]

Gandalf: Do you expect me to talk?

Saruman: No Mr Gandalf I expect you to die!

Goldfinger

[Ithielnor]

Love the Princess Bride ones ED! lol

Arwen/Glorfindel: I came to rescue you.
Aragorn: Some rescue!
~Starwars II

Eowyn (to Grima): I'd sooner kiss a cave-troll!
~Starwars V

Frodo: This may sound really strange but I don't think that thing is dangerous!
Sam: Really? Great! let's keep it. I always wanted a pet. That could throttle me.
Frodo: No, but how would it be if we just took him along as a guide?
Sam: Frodo, I would like to think that given the cercumstances I have been extremely forgiving up till now but that is a horrible idea.
~Monsters Inc.

(on Mt. Doom)
Sam: You have arrived not a moment to soon. What's the plan?
Frodo: Get me in to the Chambers of Fire.
Sam: The Chambers of Fire?
Frodo: Right! It may be the key to whole plan. Get it?
Sam: Got it!
Frodo: Good!
~The Court Jester

Gandalf (on the bridge of Khazad-dum): I'll be back!

[Gatsby]

just so this is said... The Life of Brian in my opinion is better than the Holy Grail... these are wicked funny you guys! lol
out
gatsby

[Luvara]

Aragorn: What's his name?
Arwen: Aragorn. I named him after his daddy.
Aragorn: He's got a daddy named Aragorn just like me?
Jenny: Aragorn, you are his daddy!


Forrest Gump

[Narisunell]

wow! you've done quite e bit! well, here goes! btw, those were all wicked hilarious! lol lol

Frodo: :beer:
Aragorn: Did you drink that?
Frodo: Yeah.
Aragorn: That's nitroglycerin.
Frodo: :o
Aragorn: Don't move, don't breathe, don't do anything. Except maybe pray...
Galadriel: *jumps out from the trees behind Frodo* BOOM!
Aragorn and Galadriel: lol lol lol lol
Frodo: verymad

Atlantis, the Lost Empire
~*~

Sam: Oh joy, blisters! *said sarcastically*
Frodo: I got blisters ON my blisters!
Aragorn: You don't wanna KNOW where I got blisters...
Frodo and Sam: :o O_O

Dinosaurs
~*~

Aragorn: Our new home!
Arwen:.... and it comes with a POOL!!! ^_^

Dinosaurs

~*~

Elrond: How many numbers you got?
Galadriel: Oh, I got numbers comin outta my ears. For instance, 10.
Elrond: Ten?
Galadriel: Yeah, that's how many months old my baby girl is.
Elrond: You got a baby girl? O_O
Galadriel: Yeah, Yeah, sexy, huh? How bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, 8 is the age of my son, 2 is how many times I've been married-- and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars i have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, i'm gessin zero is the amount of times your gonna call it!

Erin Brockovich (good movie, i think)
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ttyl

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Ooh tricky one there Gatsby. Life of Brian better than Holy Grail?

Possibly I guess. It certainly works more effectively as satire. However, sometimes you just need the automatic comedy weapon firing off a constant stream of silliness. And for that... we have the Holy Grail.

Bilbo : My legs are grey, my ears are gnarled, my eyes are old and bent...

~Life of Brian

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Aragorn (at Helm's Deep)

-They may take our lives... but they'll never take...... OUR ACCENTS!

~Braveheart (possibly a slight misquotation....;)) )

[Elfdaughter]

Elrond: Arwen, it's a little nippy out, you might want to put on a cloak.
Arwen: Dad, it's okay, I'm kinda warm.
Elrond: Still, there's a chill in the air and you've never been in this climate region.
Arwen: Dad, I'm fine.
Aragorn: Arwen, it is kinda cold out.
Arwen: It is?
Aragorn: Yeah.
Arwen: Alright, thanks, I'll get my cloak.
~ Father of the Bride

[Luvara]

lol that's good!

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

Merry (singing about Gandalf after the balrog appeared)

Merry : When danger reared it's ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled...

Gandalf - I didn't

Merry - He chicken out and buggered off...

Gandalf - Oooh lies!

~Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Tári Celebrindal]

Gandalf to Pippin: Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with ... molecular structures.

Arwen: You found me beautiful once...
Aragorn: Honey, you got reeeal ugly!

-- Army of Darkness

[Narisunell]

funny, Tari!! lol lol lol lol rofllmao

[Tári Celebrindal]

Glad you liked it! :)

Frodo: IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!

Aragorn: You really do love hobbits, don't you?
Boromir: Only if it gets cold enough.

Elrond: I heard hobbits in there, Gandalf. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around.
Gandalf: I never bring my work home with me, sir.
Elrond: Oh yeah. What's all this hobbit food for?
Gandalf: Fiber.

--Ace Ventura Pet Detective

[Elfdaughter]

lol! brilliant!

[Little Devil]

Sam giving Frodo a massage.
Sam: How's this?
Frodo: Lower
Sam deepens voice: How's this?

Austin Powers. ;)

[Narisunell]

lol lol roflmao these are all brilliant!!! i'll come back with some more later!

[Elfdaughter]

Aragorn: Boromir is dead!
Legolas: No he's not. He's just resting.
Aragorn: How can he be resting when he has three arrows in his body pointing in all directions!?!
Legolas: Don't you see that's why he's resting. He needs to recover his strength!
Aragorn: Now look here! He's dead! DEAD! (starts to slam Boromir’s head against the tree) BORRY! BORRY!!! He's dead!
Legolas: I don't believe it! (kicks Boromir) See! He moved!
Aragorn: Of course he moved you kicked him!
Legolas: No I didn't…
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Boromir pierced by arrows: Message for you, sir.
Aragorn: Brave, brave Boromir! You shall not have died in vain!
Boromir: Um, I’m not quite dead, sir.
Aragorn: Well, then you shall not have been mortally wounded in vain!
Boromir: I-I think I could pull through, sir.
Aragorn: Oh, I see.
Boromir: Actually, I think I could come with you, sir.
Aragorn: No, no sweet Boromir! I will send help as soon as I have accomplished a daring and heroic task in my own particular…(sigh)
Boromir: Idiom, sir?
Aragorn: Idiom! Farewell, sweet Boromir!
Boromir: I’ll, uh, I’ll just stay here then. Shall I, sir?
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Gimli: Let us not go to Lothlorien. ‘Tis a silly place.
Monty Python And The Holy Grail

Haldir (catching Gimli writing ELDAR BEDI NA VÂR! In Lothlorien): No, no! You got it all wrong! Eldar, that's Quenya, you idiot! The rest of the sentence is in Sindarin! Besides, Quenya is forbidden here! What's the word for 'elf' in Sindarin, hmm?
Gimli: Umm. E-edhel?
Haldir: Edhel. Right! That's the singular form. Now what's the plural?
Gimli: Edhil?
Haldir: Exactly! Then what do we have here... bedi. That's the infinitive for 'go'. But what we need here is the imperative. Come on, what's the imperative?!
Gimli: Eh... bedir?
Haldir: No! That's the present tense! By Ilúvatar, don't they teach you anything these days!? (grabs Gimli by the beard) You can do it! The imperative...?
Gimli: Aargh! Bado! Bado!
Haldir: That's right! Now, then. Na vâr. Bâr is the word for 'home', right? And what is the original stem word for it? Mbâr. And do you know what that means?
Gimli: Eh?
Haldir: Oh, for cry out loud...After the preposition na you would expect the initial 'b' of the object to mutate into a 'v', UNLESS the stem of the object begins with 'mb', in which case...?
Gimli: I-it mutates into...
Haldir: Yes...!?
Gimli: Into... eh... mâr...?
Haldir: Exactly!! And there you have it: Edhil bado na mâr, 'Elves go home'! Now write it on the wall for a ten thousand times!!
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

Gimli: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the elves ever done for us?
Monty Python’s Life Of Brian

[Aranel]

That is so good Elfdaughter! roflmao
lol lol lol

Gandalf: You cannot pass! You must answer these questions three, ere the other side you see
Balrog: Alright then
Gandalf: WHAT is your name?
Balrog: Balrog!
Gandalf: WHAT is your quest?
Balrog: To kill you
Gandalf: WHAT is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Balrog: A Lothlorien or a Shire swallow?
Gandalf: I don't know!

*Flies off bridge of Khazad-Dum screaming*


Monty P and the Holy Grail

I like them both the same i think. Life of Brian has a better ending.

[Tári Celebrindal]

Aragorn: Arwen, my density has bought me to you.
Arwen: What?
Aragorn: Oh, what I meant to say was...
Arwen: Wait a minute, don't I know you from somewhere?
Aragorn: Yes! Yes! I'm Aragorn, son of Arathorn! I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
--Back to the Future

Arwen: Happy anniversary, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Arwen, we broke up 2 months ago!
Arwen: Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?
Aragorn: Well it does actually, that's what breaking up is.
-Wayne's World

Aragorn: [to Frodo] How's it goin' Frood-dude?
--Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Frodo: Yeah! The probate! Bilbo had a problem with HIS probate. He had to take these big pills, and drink lots of water!
Gandalf: Not prostate, you idiot! PROBATE!

Pippin: We hobbits may act idiotic, but we're not stupid.
--Who framed Roger Rabbit?

[Elfdaughter]

lol! They're REALLY good!

Boromir: I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just ‘Crewman Number Nine.’ I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the movie who dies to prove how serious the trilogy is! I've gotta get outta here!
Aragorn: You're not gonna die on the planet, Borry.
Boromir: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Aragorn: It’s, uh, uh---I don't know.
Boromir: Nobody knows! Do you know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die one movie in.
Aragorn: Borry, you have a last name.
Boromir: DO I?! DO I?!?! For all you know, I'm ‘Crewman Number Nine’!
Galaxy Quest

Aragorn: You're just going to have to figure out what it wants. What is its motivation?
Gandalf: It's a Balrog. It doesn't have motivation.
Aragorn: See, that's your problem, Big G. You were never serious about the craft.
Galaxy Quest

Aragorn to Celeborn: It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one.
Galaxy Quest

Sauron: Where are you going with those fireworks?
Mouth Of Sauron: Well, WK’s steed got super-accelerated coming out of the black gate, and it, like, nailed the atmosphere at Mark 15, which, you know, is pretty unstable, obviously, so we're gonna help Wormtongue guide it on the vox ultra-frequency carrier and use Elvish candles for visual confirmation.
Sauron: Uh, all right, dinner's at seven.
Galaxy quest

[Tári Celebrindal]

Elrond: They're orcs! They don't get organized!
[cut to an orc meeting, in total chaos]
Lurtz: ORDER! ORDER!

Grima Wormtongue: What is it?
Saruman: It's an orc machine, you idiot. Orcs go in, pies come out.
Grima: Ooo! What kind of pies?
Saruman: Apple.
--Chicken Run

Sam: The Sacksville-Bagginses are the least of your worries right now, believe me, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: What do you mean?
Sam: Well, I mean that for nearly three thousand years Sauron has been searching for the lost ring. It's not something to be taken lightly. No one knows its secrets. It's like nothing you've ever gone after before.
Frodo: [laughing] Oh, Sam. What are you trying to do, scare me? You sound like Gandalf. We've known each other for a long time. I don't believe in magic, a lot of superstitious hocus pocus. I'm going after a find of incredible historical significance, you're talking about the boogie man. Besides, you know what a cautious fellow I am. [throws his gun into his suitcase]

Arwen: You're not the man I knew ten years ago.
Aragorn: It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

Gandalf: Meet me at the Prancing Pony. Be ready for me. I'm going after that Nazgul.
Frodo: How?
Gandalf: I don't know, I'm making this up as I go.
--Raiders of the Lost Ark

[Aragorn's Latest Lay]

roflmao !!!!!!!

great stuff Tari!

[Aranel]

Well, since Elfdaughter did all those Galaxy Quest ones, here's some more...

Aragorn: Where are you going?
Boromir: To see if there's a pub!

At council of Elrond:
Random speaker introducing Legolas: Give him a big hand, he's Elvish!

Great film! lol

[Eowyn]

lol a great actor spoke those lines and I can see another using them (eg.sean bean!)

[Narisunell]

Legolas: Where'd you learn artificial perspiration?
Aragorn: Rivendell, Elf.

Orc: I'm on a diet. No toxic waste.

Honey, I Shrunk the Kids

Legolas: The rules of hair care are short and infinate. Any Elf would have known!

Legolas: And last week I saw Arwen at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly horrid angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!

Legally Blond

Arwen: I've never seen a human this close before. Oh- He's very handsome, isn't he?
Elrond: (looking at Frodo) I dunno. He looks kinda hairy and slobbery to me.

The LIttle Mermaid

[Glarawen]

lol LOL!!!!!!!!!!! i LOVE that little mirmaid one!

[Elfdaughter]

lol, me too!

PERSUASION

~ Aragorn (at the Shards of Narsil): Elves with grudges are the very best preservers of antiques.

~Eowyn: You presume to know me.
Wormtongue: In my heart I know you intimately.

~Elrond (to Arwen): He had no fortune, no connections. It was entirely prudent of you to reject him.

~Bilbo (to the Ring): I tried to forget you . . . I thought I had.

PRIDE and PREJUDICE

~Aragorn: Elrond, in marrying your daughter, I should not consider my self as quitting that sphere. She is a Lady, I am a King. So far we are equal.

~Elrond: I am most seriously displeased.

~Eowyn: I am determined that nothing but the deepest love could ever induce me into matrimony.

~Frodo: I shall conquer this, I shall!

~Gimli (to Galadriel): In vain have I struggled, it will not do. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.

~The Gaffer (Sam joining the Quest): I blame those Baggins'! There must have been some great neglect on their part, for he is not the sort of boy to do this sort of thing if he had been properly looked after!

MANSFIELD PARK

~ Galadriel (to Frodo): Surely you and I are beyond speaking when words are clearly not enough.

~ The Ring: I have no talent for certainty.

~Warning Label on Box of Legolas Posters: Beware of fainting fits. Beware of swoons.

~Galadriel: Well, Celeborn is always suffering near-fatal fatigue.
Arwen: From what?
Galadriel: Usually from embroidering something of little use and no beauty... not to mention a healthy dose of limpë every day.
Arwen: Your tongue is sharper than the shards of Narsil.
Galadriel: The effect of education, I suppose.

~Frodo's Parting Words to Bilbo: Think up lots of stories for me and eat hundreds of tarts.

~Frodo (After hearing Bilbo's story of how he found the Ring): I often wonder that history should be so dull, for a great deal of it must be invention.

~Faramir: What? A compliment? Heavens rejoice, she complimented me!
Eowyn: I complimented your speeches, Faramir, keep your vambraces on.

~Denethor: Run mad as often as you choose but do not faint.

~[To Rosie as he is leaving on the Quest]
Sam: I hope... I hope you know how much... how much I shall... write to you...

~Eowyn: A woman's pointless existence is even more contemptible than a man's.
Faramir: Arguable. But it need not be your lot. You can live out your days in comfort... with me.
Eowyn: I know.
Faramir: You do?
Eowyn: Yes.
Faramir: Is that a yes?
Eowyn: Yes.
Faramir: Is that the yes I have heard a hundred times in my heart but never from you? Oh, Eowyn... You will learn to love me. Say it again.
Eowyn: Yes.

~Frodo (To Boromir, on Amon Hen): Your keen adaptability to change Elrond's commission to your own gain sends a chill through my heart. A chill. Happily planning parties with the Dark Lord's Ring. You shush your King like a dog at your table, and then you attack me for following my own, infallible guide concerning matters of the Ring. All of this leads me to believe that the person I've been forced to travel with for many months has been a figure of my own imagination, not you Boromir, son of Denethor. I do not know you, and I'm sorry to say, I have no wish to.

~Random hobbit: Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.

~Galadriel was married on Saturday. In all important preparations of mind she was complete, being prepared for matrimony by an inability to return home, the desire of power, and contempt of the man she was to marry. The bride was elegantly dressed and the two bridesmaids were duly inferior. Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business.

~Faramir: Eowyn, you have created sensations which my heart has never known before.
Eowyn: Please.
Faramir: There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
Eowyn: Faramir, do not speak nonsense.
Faramir: Nonsense?
Eowyn: You are such a fine speaker that I'm afraid you may actually end in convincing yourself.
Faramir: Eowyn. You are killing me.
Eowyn: No man dies of love but in song.

~Legolas (Reunited with Gimli at Helm's Deep): We seemed very happy to see each other, and I think we actually were a little bit.

~Faramir: Eowyn, you really must begin to harden yourself to the idea of.... being worth looking at.

~Frodo (at the Grey Havens): It could have turned out differently, I suppose. But it didn't.

~Denethor: Faramir! You will do as I say!
Faramir: What, and do as you do? Even I have principles, sir.

EMMA

~Frodo (to the Ring): I walked through the rain! I'd - I'd walk through worse than that if I could just hear your voice telling me that I might, at least, have some chance to destroy you.

~Ioreth: It left us speechless, quite speechless I tell you, and we have not stopped talking of it since.

~Bergil: You must be happy that she settled so well.
Ioreth: Indeed! One matter of joy in this is that I made the match myself. People said Lady Eowyn would never marry, and what a triumph!
Bergil: Triumph? You made a lucky guess!
Ioreth: Have you never known the triumph of a lucky guess? Had I not promoted Faramir's visits and given encouragement where encouragement was needed, we might not have had a wedding today.
Bergil: Then please, my dear, encourage no one else. Marriage is so disrupting to one's social circle.

~Faramir (Questioning about Boromir): Was he handsome?
Frodo: Many say he is.
Faramir: Was he agreeable?
Frodo: He was in no way disagreeable.
Faramir: Was he a man of information?
Frodo: All his statements seem correct.

~Sam (After Mt. Doom): Gandalf, if I have not spoken, it is because I am afraid I will awaken myself from this dream.

~Ioreth: I do not profess to be an expert in the field of fashion (though my friends say I have quite the eye) but I can tell you, there is a shocking lack of satin!

~Elrond: One does not like to generalize about so many people all at once, Gandalf, but you may be sure that men know nothing, whether they be six-and-twenty, or six-and-eighty.

~Sam: Not one in a hundred men have "gentlehobbit" so plainly written across them as Mr. Frodo Baggins!

~[Boromir nicks Pippin while fencing]
Merry: Try not to kill my cousin.

~Elrond (About Isildur): The Ring working on a weak mind produces every kind of mischief.

~Gandalf (to Pippin): Better be without sense than misapply it as you do.

~Aragorn: Thank you for being so thoughtful.
Ioreth: No - thank you for thinking I am thoughtful.

~[About Lobelia Sackville-Baggins]
Bilbo: Barely gone a few MONTHS and she tries to buy my house!
Frodo: I saw her in town. She seemed-
Bilbo: Vulgar? Base? Conceited? Crass? She actually seemed pleased to discover that Mr. Took was a gentlehobbit. I doubt he'll return the compliment and find *her* a lady. She proposed that we form a *musical club*. Is it possible that Mr. Sackville-Baggins met her while doing charitable work in a mental infirmary?!
[sighs] There is only one thing to do with a person as impossible as she.
Frodo: What?
Bilbo: I must throw a party for her. Otherwise everyone will feel at once how much I dislike her.

~Arwen (After the marriage): Now I need not call you Lord Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur, wielder of Narsil (the blade that was broken) and now Andruil (the blade that was reforged), Strider, Estel, Elessar. I may call you *my* Lord Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isildur, wielder of Narsil (the blade that was broken) and now Andruil (the blade that was reforged), Strider, Estel, Elessar.

~Pippin: How fascinating that any discordancy between us must always arise from *my* being wrong.
Gandalf: Not fascinating, but true.

~Arwen: Are your horses just washing their feet or are the darker forces at work here?
The Nazgul: The latter, I'm afraid. Something's happened to the ford, and we're being swept away.
Arwen: You'll just have to leave here then. Buh-bye.

~The Gaffer (At Sam and Rosie's wedding): Must the church be so drafty, Sam? It is difficult to surrender one's soul when one is worried about one's throat.
Frodo: Perhaps some tea and cake would revive you, Mr. Gamgee.
The Gaffer: Cake! Surely you're not serving cake at your wedding, Sam! Far too rich, you put us all at peril! Where is the apothecary? I'm sure he will support me!
Frodo: Ah, he is over there, Mr. Gamgee, having some cake.

[Elfdaughter]

And ANOTHER list!!!!!!!!! lol
SENSE and SENSIBILITY

~Luthien/Arwen: To die for love. What could be more glorious?

~Gandalf: Frodo has always wanted to travel.
Sam: I know. He's heading to Mordor shortly. I'm to go as his servant. But only on the understanding that I am to be very badly treated.

~Gollum (to the Ring): My heart is, and always will be, yours.

~[Gandalf and Frodo are baiting Bilbo, who is hiding.]
Gandalf: I wish to check the position of the Anduin. I've been told it is in the East Farthing.
Frodo: No! You're quite wrong, for I believe it is in Belfalas.
Gandalf: You must be thinking of the Brandywine.
Bilbo: The Brandywine!
Frodo: Of course, the Brandywine! Which, as you know, starts in -
Gandalf: Dagorlad, and ends in -
Frodo: Angmar.
Gandalf: Precisely. Where the lembas come from.

~Frodo: All I want, all I've ever wanted is the quiet of a private life, but Gandalf wants me to destroy a Ring.

~Galadriel: Celeborn is the sort of man everyone speaks well of, but no one remembers to talk to.

~Gandalf (About Denethor): Whatever his past actions, whatever his present course... at least you may be certain that he loved you.
Faramir: But not enough. Not enough.

~Frodo: What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering? For months, Sam, I've had this Ring pressing on me without being at liberty to discuss it with a single soul. Having it forced on me by the very person who sheltered me when I was young, and was the closest thing to a father I've ever known. I have endured its siren call again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Middle-Earth forever. Believe me, Sam, had I not been bound to silence I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you.

(All of the above are from movie adaptations of Jane Austen novels, just in case you didn't know...lol)

[Narisunell]

very, very good!

and i'm glad ppl liked the Little Mermaid one! :thumbs: ;)

[Luvara]

Ed, another long (and good) post, hehe...;)

[Tári Celebrindal]

Legolas: Is this made from real lemons?
Gimli: Yes.
Legolas: I only like all-natural foods and beverages, organically grown, with no preservatives. Are you sure they're real lemons?
Gimli: Yes.
Legolas: I'll tell you what. I'll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Elf cookies. Do we have a deal?
Gimli: Are they made from real Elves?

--Addam's Family

[Aranel]

Ah, Elfdaughter, an Austen fan after my own heart! Mmm, Mr Darcy! :loveyou:

Aragorn to Boromir: There's an arrow in your butt!

Merry (looking at Orthanc): Do you think he's compensating for something?

Orc: It'll grind your bones to make its bread!
Pippin: Actually, that's elves. Hobbits, now we're much nastier. We'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin, squeeze the jelly from your eyes... actually it's quite good on toast

Pippin: Hobbits are... like onions
Legolas: They stink?
Pippin; Yes - no!
Legolas: Oh, they make you cry?
Pippin: No!
Legolas: You leave 'em out in the sun and they go all brown and start sproutin' little white hairs?
Pippin: No! Layers! Hobbits have layers! Onions have layers, hobbits have layer. You get it? We both have layers
*silence*
*Legolas sniffs onion*
Legolas: You know, not everybody like onions. Cakes! cakes have layers! Everybody loves cake!
Pippin: I don't care what everybody likes! Hobbits are like onions
*silence*
Legolas: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. You ever meet a person you say "hey, want some parfait?", they say "Hey no, I don't like no parfait"
Pippin: NO! You dense, irritating little Moriquendi! Hobbits are like onions, end of story. Bye bye... see you later.
*silence*
Legolas: Parfaits may be the most delicious things in the whole of Middle Earth

Shrek

[Narisunell]

funny!!!

Aragorn: Come one now, Boromir! Admit it! You've always looked up to me!
Boromir: Yes, but it's not much of a view.

Faramir: The 'weak link in the chain'. That's what he called me.
Eowyn: Well, you ARE rather pathetic.

Faramir: Tell me, Boromir, why is it every time you do something I'm the one in trouble?

The Prince of Egypt
~*~

Boromir: Never send a hobbit to do a man's job!

The Planet of the Apes
~*~

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Gah! I love all those lollol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Saruman: Hello Wormtongue. Make anyone cry today?
Grima: Sadly no. But it's only 4:30.

Legolas: Where'd you come from, planet loser?
Aragorn: As opposed to planet "look at me, look at me".

Gandalf to Saruman: Has the fact that you're completely psycho managed to escape your attention?

--10 things I hate about you

[Narisunell]

ah! Tari! Loved em! i love 10 Things I Hate About You! That's such a good movie!

Aragorn: You know, It's not everyday you find somebody who'll flash someone just to get you out of a Council!

Eowyn (to Aragorn): (said sarcastically) Am I really that transparent? I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Frodo: *taps Sauron on the shoulder and punches him*
Sauron: S*** , Frodo! I'm doing a nose spray add tomorrow!
Frodo: That's for makin my nose bleed. *knees him in some place quite private* That's for my friends. *pushes him over* And that's for Middle-Earth!

Elrond (to Arwen): My insurance does NOT cover PMS!

10 Things I Hate About You

[Eowyn]

lol I like the Eowyn one! lol

[Narisunell]

glad ya liked it!

[Luvara]

Great, Nari!!! I just love 10 Things I Hate About You!

[Tári Celebrindal]

[one of Sam's mushrooms is lodged in the door]
Legolas: What's this?
Sam: Hobbit Fighting Muffin
Legolas: That's not funny. A friend of mine once took a Hobbit Fighting Muffin to the chest. He went home in four ziplock baggies.

Aragorn: Flip your hair.
Legolas: What?
Aragorn: Flip. your. damn. hair.
--Charlie's Angels

Legolas: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Aragorn: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Legolas: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Aragorn: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Legolas: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Aragorn: I would go for the 7.
Legolas: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Aragorn: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Legolas: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Aragorn: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Legolas convulses]
Legolas: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Aragorn: That -- good point.
Legolas: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Arwen when it's clearly Eowyn time, baby.

Aragorn: I think I still want to look her up.
Legolas: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts?
Aragorn: You said she was a real sparkplug.
Aragorn: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous.

Elrond: Mordor? What's she doing in Mordor?
Aragorn: Well, you've heard of mail-order brides? Well, they go that way too.
Elrond: What, are they desperate? She's a whale!
Aragorn: You can't forget, it's an orc culture, Elrond. They pay by the pound over there. Sorta like, um, tuna.
--There's Something about Mary

[Glarawen]

lol LOL these are all sooooo funnie

[Elfdaughter]

lol! I'm out of ones for the min, but..

Gandalf in moria:
I'll be back!

[Elfdaughter]

Gimli: This quest is so simple even an ELF could do it.
Legolas: Can I do it?
Gimli: Of course you can not.
---------The Simpsons.

Sauron: No pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater...than magic rings.
----------Dogma

Gandalf (to Frodo): You cannot leave everything to Fate, boy. She's got a lot to do. Sometimes you must give her a hand.
-------Ever After

[Elfdaughter]

Boromir: You want to explain the math of this to me I mean, where's the sense in risking the lives of the eight of us to save one guy?
Gandalf: Anyone wanna answer that
Legolas: Hey, think about the poor bastard's mother.
Boromir: Hey, Leggy, I got a mother, you got a mother, the elf-lord has got a mother. I'm willing to bet that even the wizard's got a mother. Well, maybe not the wizard, but the rest of us have got mothers.
Saving Private Ryan


Aragorn: Oh my God. They killed Gandalf. The bastards.
South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut


Frodo looking in Galadriels mirror: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
Spaceballs


Galadriel: Do you guys like lembas?
Legolas: Yes.
Gimli: No.
Legolas: Yes.
Gimli: No.
Legolas: I love lembas, (looks at Gimli) and so do you.
Gimli: Yes.
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home


Balrog: Your powers are weak, old man.
Gandalf: You can't win. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
Star Wars

Ok, I'm out!!

[Aranel]

The Fellowship walk into Moria

Aragorn to Gandalf: You're a genius!
Gandalf: Yes, I will go down in history as the man who opened a door!

Ever After

[Tári Celebrindal]

Aragorn: Do you want to lose weight or are you looking to increase strength and flexibility as well?
Legolas: I want to look good naked.

Legolas: At least I'm not ugly!
Aragorn: Yes you are. And you're boring. And you're totally ordinary. And you know it. (That's a sad one! :( )
--American Beauty

Legolas: Separately we are flawed and vunerable, but together we are the masters of our sexual destiny.
Glorfindel: [imitating dubbed martial-arts dialogue] Their tiger-style kung fu is strong, but our dragon-style kung fu will defeat it!
Haldir: Guys...
Legolas: The Shaolin masters of Middle Earth must unite! Fight! And find out who is number one!
Haldir: GUYS! I'm serious!

Arwen: What's my name? SAY MY NAME, *****!
Aragorn: Michelle! Michelle!!!
--American Pie

[Narsil's weilder]

Aragorn: "Never stop fighting til the fight is done!"
Sauron: "What?"
Aragorn"You lost!"

The Untoucables, great flick.

[Little Devil]

Sam: Frodo, if something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing.

Frodo: Mmmm....Lembas.

The Simpsons

[Narisunell]

lol lol those are all so funny! and i'm glad ppl liked my 10 Things ones!

[Elfdaughter]

Yeah, I loved the Simpsons one!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Sauron to Saruman: You're probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps even looking at those nails thinking, "God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure."

Eowyn: I'm a busy girl. I've got exactly four days to break up a wedding, steal the bride's fella and I haven't one clue how to do it.
--My Best Friend's Wedding

[At Helm's Deep...we all know that scene ;) ]
Legolas: I can fly!
Gimli: That wasn't flying, that was falling...with style!

Frodo to Gollum: You are a sad, strange, little man. You have my pity. Farewell.

Elrond: Look, we're all very impressed with Arwen's new toy.
Aragorn: Toy?
Legolas: T-O-Y, toy.
Aragorn: Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Middle Earth Ranger".
Elrond: The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool elves present.
--Toy Story

[Elemmìrë]

lol...all of em are great!! but im SHOCKED nobody's done this one yet:
Entire fellowship as theyre leaving Rivendell
*all link arms*
We're off to see the wizard!!
~*~Wizard of Oz

Legolas:Swing away
Aragorn:*puzzled look*
Legolas: Swing away Aragorn!
~*~Signs

Arwen to Pippin: for god's sake Pip put your pants on! You're my lawer not my dentist!!
~*~Will and Grace

Aragron:it's time for an *** whoopin'!
~*~Signs

i'm tryin to think of more...to be continued!

[Lady of the Rings]

lol All of those are great! roflmao

(When facing the Balrog)
Gandalf:This is bad.
Aragorn: We've had bad before.
Gandalf: This is worse.
~The Mummy Returns~

Galadrial:You're cuter than I thought. I can see why she likes you.
Aragorn: Who?
Galadrial Not too bright, though.
~The Matrix~

(After Aragorn falls off the cliif in TTT)
Eowyn:This is for Aragorn, when you find him. [She gives Legolas a long kiss.]
Legolas: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me...
~Toy Story 2~

Legolas: That's it, no more Mr. Knife guy.
~Wild Wild West~

[Elfdaughter]

lol! I love the Wizard of Oz one!

[Glarawen]

lol u guys are good!!!!!!!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Gah!!! The toy story 2 one is good!!! lollollol

[Narisunell]

AH! the Toy Story ones are hilarious! loved the Wizard of Oz one, BTW!! i dunno if this has been done, but:

Frodo: I've got a feeling we're not in The Shire anymore, Sam.

the Wizard of Oz

[Elfdaughter]

lol, brilliant!

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

Arwen to Aragorn: You think I'm gorgeous... You want to kiss me... You want to hug me... You want to love me... You want to smooch me... You want to hug me.
~ Miss Congeniality~

Balrog: I've never lost a fight!
Gandalf: Except to a crippled old man just now.
~ The Mask of Zorro~

Boromir to Pippin, when teaching him how to fight: Do you know how to use that thing?
Pippin: Yes! The pointy end goes into the other man.
~The Mask of Zorro~

Ringwraiths: We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start. All that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing the Ringbearer to me.
Aragorn: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger [He does.] ....and you leave us alone
~The Matrix~

[Ithielnor]

And ofcourse...

Elrond: Goodby Frodo Baggins
~Matrix

can't remember if this was done yet

Lurtz: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.
Aragorn: You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
~the Princess Bride

[Narisunell]

ah, those are bloody brilliant!

glad ppl liked the old classic WoZ one! umm... i can't think of any right now. :(

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Galadriel is sending the fellowship off.
Galadriel to Frodo: May the Force be with you.
~Star Wars (any sequel)

[Catz]

Aragorn to Lurtz: my name is Aragorn son of Arathorn........you killed my friend........prepare to die-the Princess Bride

Arwen to WK at the Ford: do you know what happens to a Nazgul when its hit by a flash flood?
the river rises and sweeps away the ringwraiths
Arwen: the same thing that happens to anyone else-X Men

Frodo to Tom Bombadil(after he suggests they "run naked on the grass") : couldnt wait to get my shirt off again hunh? -X Men
(ok so its not actually in the movie.......but i couldnt resist ;) lol )

:catz:

[Lady of the Rings]

roflmao

Boromir to hobbits: I know what you're thinking, 'cause right now I'm thinking the same thing. Actually, I've been thinking it ever since I got here: Why oh why didn't I stay in Rivendell?!
~The Matrix~

King Theoden to Aragorn: We have the element of surprise. What does Saruman have? [They look down from the wall of Helm's Deep]
Aragorn: He has 10,000 really ugly Urak-hai
King Theoden:I was just coming to that....
~Wild Wild West~

Aragorn: Gimli tells me beauty is on the inside
Legolas: That's just something ugly people say.
~Liar Liar~

Saruman to Urak-Hai: Some of you are going to die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
~Shrek~

[Elfdaughter]

lol! That Wild Wild West one really fits!

[Glarawen]

hahahahahahahahaa I LOVE the Wild Wild West one and all the others! I really like them i wish i could think of these when watching other movies..........

[Aranel]

At Mount Doom...

Sam: if you don't throw that ring into the fire, you'll regret it. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life.

Sam: The problems of one hobbit and One Ring to rule them all don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world!

Casablanca

Also at Mount Doom...

Sam: Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me-

Sam and Frodo deciding what to do with Gollum...

Sam: I think I have a plan here. Using mainly spoons, we dig a tunnel under the hill and release it into the wild.
Frodo: Spoons?
Sam: That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon - too expensive. Giant slingshot - too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse - too Greek!

Monsters Inc.

[orcslayerlotr]

Legolas:I...I..Ah...Do..Don't. Wa... Want..tt...to..k-kl...kill..tthe.or...orc (Shooting Arrow to kill)
Aragorn: Ta Ta Today Legolas.

Billy Madison

[Tári Celebrindal]

Aragorn: I think we better split up.
Legolas: Good idea.
Gimli: Yeah... we can do more damage that way.

[When Aragorn falls from the cliff...]
Theoden: Aragorn has gone bye-bye, Legolas... what've you got left?
Legolas: Sorry, Theoden, I'm terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.

[Last march of the Ents]
Treebeard: We came, we saw, we kicked his ***!

Legolas: Listen! ... Do you smell something?

Arwen: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Aragorn: What a crime. :naughty:

--Ghostbusters

[Aranel]

(Boromir: They have a cave troll)
Aragorn: This is no time to panic
Boromir: This is the perfect time to panic!

Aragorn to Frodo: You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity

Pippin: Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser?
Gandalf: It's not a laser, it's a little lightbulb that blinks!

Toy Story

[orcslayerlotr]

Aragorn:So can you hack into Mt. Doom
Legolas: Im going to need alot of archery tapes and Lembas bread.

The Core :thumbs:

[Galadriel]

These are soo funny

Legolas: Hey Fordo! I lost a ton of Lembas on that Destroying the Ring disaster of yours. What a bloody shambles that was. You could smell the stink all the way back in Mirkwood.
Sam: Nice meeting you
~The Replacements~

Pippin: Does it ever itch or hurt, like it's still there?
Frodo: Yes, it hurts.
Pippin: But they gave you a a one way all expensive paid to the Gray Havens for it, didn't they?
Frodo: I'd rather have the Finger.
~My Dog Skip

[Narisunell]

ah! these are so funny!!!!

the Hobbits: something tells me we're going to regret this.

ok, ok, so it's not from a movie... but it's from a HP poster! ha!

[Glarawen]

uh i dont know if this has been posted but.........

Gollum: Do u know the Muffin Man?
Frodo: The Muffin Man?
Gollum: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!
Frodo: Yes strokes chin) i know the Muffin Man__who lives on Durey Lane?
Gollum: Well she's married to the Muffin Man.
Frodo: The Muffin Man?
gollum: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!!!!!!
Frodo: she's married to the Muffin Man........ mmmmmm
~~~Interuption~~~
Sam: Sire!

~Shrek

uh how was that i really like all of yours!

[Lady of the Rings]

lol Those are excellent! :thumbs:

*After their weapons are deflected by the "White wizard"
Legolas : What do we do now?
Aragorn: Running would be good.
~Godzilla~

Frodo: What are you doing?
Samwise: I'm going with you.
Frodo: No you're not.
Samwise: No? Let me tell you what I believe. I believe that destroying the ring means as much to me as it does to you. I believe if you are really serious about getting in to Mordor, you are going to need my help. And since I am your gardner and best friend, if you don't like it... I believe you can go to hell. Because you're not going anywhere else.
~The Matrix~

Arwen: Why did you kiss me?
Aragorn: I don't know, I was about to go on a dangerous mission and possibly not return; it seemed like a good idea at the time
*Arwen storms off
Aragorn: What? What did I say?!
~The Mummy~

Frodo: Faramir! I did something horrible!
Faramir: Did you lose the ring?
Frodo: No.
Faramir: Did you try and kill Sam?
Frodo: Yes.
Homer: But the ring's okay?
Frodo: Uh-huh.
Faramir: All right then.
~The Simpsons~

[Galadriel]

Pippin: I'm Robin Hood, man. I steal from the rich and give to the needy.
Merry: You mean the poor.
Pippin: No, I mean the needy. 'Cause brother, we need this palantir
~Gone in Sixty Seconds~

Aragorn: Arwen tells me beauty is on the inside.
Legolas: That's just something ugly people say.
~Liar Liar~

(Elrond talking to Aragorn)
Elrond: I will be watching you and if I find that you are trying to corrupt my Arwen, I will bring you down, baby. I will bring you down.
~Meet The Parents~

[Arwen needs Aragorn's signature on divorce papers.]
Aragorn: So you want the papers?
Arwen: I did ride all the way out here for 'em.
Aragorn: They're signed and ready.
Arwen: Good, good. Let's see 'em.
Aragorn: Do you need them right this second?
Arwen: Well, it'd be nice.
Aragorn: What's the urgent urgency? You act like you're getting married. Arwen: I am.
Aragorn: [after a shocked pause] Wow.
Arwen: Yeah.
Aragorn: Is it Legolas?
Arwen: Legolas.
Aragorn: Wasn't there a Legolas in there somewhere?
Arwen: No, there's only been Legolas since you.
Aragorn: Boy, not much for browsing are you?
~twister~

[Glarawen]

lol that one above is funnie!

[Nessa Isilra]

lol these are funny

[WaterBubble Elf]

Aragorn: Do u love me?
Arawen: Yes.
Aragorn: Will you do something for me then.
Arawen: Anything.
Aragorn: Will you marry me?
~*~ A Walk to Remember ~*~

[Elemmìrë]

OK i have a good one....i just thought of it!!! and BTW, all the above are hilarious!! good work guys!!

*when Elves come at Helms Deep and Legolas practically jumps on Haldir*

All Elves including Legolas and Haldir *swaying back and forth*: Matchmaker matchmaker make me a match! Find me a find, catch me a catch!"
~:*:~Mrs. Doubtfire

[Elfdaughter]

Sauron to Frodo: And what makes you think YOU can defeat me?

Frodo: Because, unlike SOME people, I can speak with a ME accent!

Bad, I know!

[Glarawen]

Elfdaughter, where did that come from? dont remember that from any of the movies i have seen.

[Eowyn]

It was from Robin Hood: Men in Tights

OK, how about...

Haldir and elves of Lothlorien *singing* "We're elves, we're elves in tights! Tight tights! We go around the forest looking for fights!
etc etc
We maaaaaaaaaayyyyyy look like pansies, but ......."

OK, so I've forgotten the rest! (Same film)

Frodo to cave troll: I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!
(Later)
Pippin: Why a spoon, cousin?
Frodo: Because it's dull, you twit, it'll hurt more!

Aragorn to Arwen: You - my room, ten o'clock-
Aragorn to Eowyn: You - ten forty-five. Bring a friend

Courtesy of the wonderful Alan Rickman ( :loveyou: ) in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

[Elfdaughter]

Like it!
Here's a few pathetic ones that are probably only funny to me:

Gladiator:
Gandalf, explaining to Frodo about One Ring and Sauron:
What he did in life echoes in eternity.

Boromir: If he won't give me the ring, it means he doesn't respect me, and if he doesn't respect me how can he ever love me?

Gandalf: There was once a dream that was middle earth...

Legolas: What did I tell you hobbits about shooting?
Hobbits: Aim small, miss small.
The Patriot

Aragorn: Home! Home! Gondor!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Legolas: There's a monster outside my room; can I have a hairbrush?
Signs

Merry, Pippin, Sam: You know what could really help you sort out these important issues?
(Frodo looks confused)
MPS: FINEST WEED IN THE SOUTHFARTHING!
Frodo: Awww…you guys…
Zoolander

Legolas, after leaping onto his horses back, watching Gimli trying to do the same...and failing.
'Man, dwarves can't jump!'
Robin Hood, Men in tights.

Legolas- I want a Mallorn-wood, Elf-Hair Strung super pull action Bow and Arrow!
Galadriel- No, honey. You'll shoot your eye out!
-A Christmas Story
Boromir: My brother...
Aragorn: I have a brother? I HAVE A BROTHER!
Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves

Saruman: Bring him to me unspoiled. FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I WILL HAVE SOMETHING PURE!
Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves

Legolas (looking at the orcs outside Helm’s Deep): How many?
Aragorn: 10,000.
Legolas: 10,000?
Haldir: (further away) How many?
Legolas: 50! (to Aragorn) He can't count anyway.
Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves

Sorry - Ive had to think these up on top of homework - aaaggghhh!

[Ithielnor]

Sam: Ok I think I got it. Useing mainly spoons. We dig a tunnel under Mordor and drop it into the fire.
Frodo: Spoons?
Sam: Ok. That's it. I'm outa ideas. Giant catapult, to expensive. Thorondor and his clan, to conspicuous (inside joke there). Enormous wooden Oliphant, to greek.
~ Monsters Inc. ~

Merry: How we doin'?
Pippin: The usual.
Merry: That bad huh?
~ Swars VI ~

[Glarawen]

hehehe hahahahaha those aresome good ones! i cant think of any right now

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

Pippin to Urak-Hai: Hey, you don't know what its like to be treated like a freak! ...Well, maybe, you do.
~Shrek~

'The White Wizard': I bring you love!
Aragorn: It's bringing love, don't let it get away!
Gimli: Break its legs!
Legolas: No! Wait!
[Shines torch on White Wizard to reveal Gandalf]
Gimli: Argh! It's a monster! Kill it, kill it!
Legolas: No, stop! It's not a monster, it's Gandalf!!
Aragorn: Ahhh, it's Gandalf!. Kill it, kill it!!
~The Simpsons~

Aragorn to Gimli after he tells him to lower his axe: 'Gimli, not every situation requires your patented approach of swing first, swing later, swing some more and then when everybody's dead try to ask a question or two.'
~Wild Wild West~

[Narisunell]

lol lol all hilarious!

ok, i just thought up this. it might only be funny to me, but i've got LOADS of quotes from this movie:

Frodo: Excuse me, who are you?
Gandalf: Gandalf the Gray, keeper of keys and grounds at Orthanc. 'Course, you'll know all about Orthanc.
Frodo: Sorry, no.
Gandalf: Blimey, Frodo. Didn't ya ever wonder where yer mum and dad learned it all?
Frodo: Learned what?
Gandalf: It's the ring, Frodo.
Frodo: The... the what?
Gandalf: The Ring. And a thumpin' good un', i'll bet, once it's trained up a bit.
Frodo: But, but it can't be... the... The Ring! It's just... a ring. Just a ring!
Gandalf: Well, than if it's just a ring, did it ever make something happen? When you were angry, or, or scared?
Bilbo: I swore when I took him in I'd put a stop to all this rubbish!
Gandalf: (points staff at Bilbo and a pig's tail grew out from him)
Well, we must be off. Unless ya'd rather stay, of course.
Frodo: *hurries out of the house*

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's (Philosopher's) Stone

[Luvara]

it's gr8 Nari! :thumbs:

[Narisunell]

thx!

[Elleth]

hehehelol! that was hilarious Nari!!! roflmao lol

[Luvara]

where do you ppl get everything from?? :)

[Narisunell]

wow. i didn't think it was that great! glad some ppl liked it!

luv Aragorn- movies we've seen, a website mentioned a while back, ya know. stuf like that! :thumbs:

[Luvara]

jeez, I tried once, but... nah, nothing for me!! lol much better to read yours!!:thumbs:

[Narisunell]

come on, try sumthin! it'll probably be good! if it's stupid, all the better! i could use a good laugh... pick any movie and look for some quotes!

[Glarawen]

well i find it hard to find good quotes and lots of movies i watch u guys prob never heard of.................. i am watching Erin Brockavich (i cant spel) tonight so i might get some from that.......

[Narisunell]

Erin Brockavich is a good movie. i posted some quotes from that a while back. it was about the numbers in the doctor/guy's office! good luck! and more than likely i'll come back this saturday with TONS of HP2 quotes. :grin:

[Glarawen]

(at the end of E.B.)

Aragorn: Did they ever teach beauty elves to say sorry?
Arawen: studders
Aragorn: Because u SUCK at it! (smiles and walks out)
Arawen: (stays at door for a while and then says softly "thank you"

[Aranel]

Originally posted by Narisunell
more than likely i'll come back this saturday with TONS of HP2 quotes. :grin:

Yep, me too! Getting it first thing Friday morning, but won't be watching it till evening as going SHOPPING!! In the outlet village... :whoohoo:

here's one to be going on with...

Aragorn *looking at Boromir full of arrows* : He's still alive... but only just...

Erond: Let's see, curly hair, vacant expressions... you must be hobbits

HP and Chamber of Secrets

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

Lurtz: WAIT!
Aragorn: You object to losing your head?
Lurtz: Yes, I like it where it is!
Aragorn: Then tell me where they (the hobbits) are, and maybe you can keep it a while longer!
Lurtz: I don't know where they are.
Aragorn: And if you did?
Lurtz: I wouldn't tell you...
Aragorn: I admire your courage, Lurtz. You might have made a great Urak-hai. But now we'll never know - will we?
~The Three Musketeers~

Legolas: I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote back home.
Urak-hai: Oh. Well, that's good.
Legolas: But I'm not at home, am I?
~Toy Story~

Aragorn after falling down with the ladder at Helm's Deep: I can fly!
Legolas: That wasn't flying...that was falling with style!
~Toy Story~

Aragorn: You killed my father!
Sauron: No Aragorn, I am your father.
~Toy story 2~

Wormtongue: Well let's just hope Aragorn will always be around to save the day.
Aragorn: Don't worry...I will be
~Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets~

Aragorn to Arwen: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah...um...I must go.
~Toy Story 2~

[Ceri Bloom]

i take it u either like toy story or have been watching it recently lady OTR??? hehehe i thought they were reely kewl!! :thumbs:

[Aranel]

Boromir trying to take ring: AVADAAAAA!!!!!
Sam: Boromir shall not hurt Mr Frodo!

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Hehe! Naughty Lucius....

[Saruman]

Aragorn: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Lurtz: Tis but a scratch.
Aragorn: Scratch? Your arm's off!
Lurtz: No it isn't.
Aragorn: Well what's that then?
Lurtz: I've had worse.
Aragorn: Liar!
Lurtz: Come on, ya pansy.
(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Saruman (as Mr. Burns): Excellent...
Wormtongue (as Smithers): Oh, sir...
(The Simpsons - I know, it's not a movie...)

[Glarawen]

Saramon: Frodo Baggins! We meet again.
Frodo: Saramon.....
Saramon: Yess, You see what I have become? See what I must do to survive? Become an eye... a mere parasite.
Frodo: stares
Saramon: together we'll do extrodenary things just give me the RING!!!!!
Frodo: NEVER!!!!!!

HP year 1

[Ruby Yavevalar]

HAHAH!!!! those are funnny!!!!!! lol hahah!!! I'll be back later, when I think of one!!! ;) lol

[Tirithel]

"Surely this is one of the mearas, unless my eyes have been cheated by some spell."
-Legolas, TTT

Okay so it IS in the movies, but honestly, when I heard Orli say that cheesy line, I for one burst out laughing. Anywho, continue with the cheerful satire. Brilliant so far!

Gandalf rides up to Helm's Deep with Eomer in the nick of time:

Gandalf: "HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!"

-The Goonies

[Elemmìrë]

Aragorn to Eowyn "Im sorry I was so rude before, it was just so hard for me to be nice because i was on the verge of exploding in my pants"
~Anger Management

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

i take it u either like toy story or have been watching it recently lady OTR??? hehehe i thought they were reely kewl!!

Yeh, i was going through a Toy Story stage lol I'm glad you liked them :thumbs:

Elrond: This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Aragorn: He's dead?
Elrond: Yes.
Aragorn: And my mother?
Elrond: She died of pneumonia while -- oh, you were away!
Aragorn: My three brothers?
Elrond: Died of the plague.
Aragorn: My dog Pogo?
Elrond: Run over by a carriage.
Aragorn: My goldfish Goldie?
Elrond: Eaten by the cat.
Aragorn: My cat?
Elrond: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Aragorn?
~Robin Hood:Men In Tights~

Legolas: You're late.
Aragorn: A thousand apologies, O Patient One.
~Aladdin~

Ringwraith #1 : He's got a sword!
Ringwraith #3 : You idiot -- we've ALL got swords!
~Aladdin~

[Amoraq]

lol Those are great!!! roflmao

[Mocha]

Hope no one wrote this one...
*talking about their new tatoos*
Aragon: Sweet! What does mine say!?
Legolas:Dude! What does mine say!?
*they go on like this for a while then they get fed up woth eachother*
Aragon:SWEET! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!!
Legolas:DUDE! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!!?
*a few seconds later, Aragon and Legolas get thrown out of the store*

Dude where's my Car?


I :loveyou: that part! hehe :grin:

[Lady of the Rings]

lol Thats funny! lol

Gandalf to Saruman: I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
~The Cable Guy~

*After seeing the Balrog*
Aragorn : It's official; I'm never sleeping again.
~End Of Days~

Gimli: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?!
Legolas: Man, nobody understands the words that come out of your mouth.
~Rush Hour 2~

Aragorn to the Ringwraiths: You'd be amazed what you'll agree to when you're on fire.
~End Of Days~

*Legolas spots an Orc on the ground, laughing.*
Legolas: Where is he? Speak up!
Orc: Hehehe, seems like your friend took a little tumble off the cliff.
Legolas: Oh, yeah. Nice try, Bucktooth.
Orc: You calling me a liar?
Legolas: I didn't say that.
Orc: You were thinking it.
Legolas: [to Gimli] I don't like this guy. He reads minds.
~Ice Age~

[Tirithel]

YEAH! I love Ice Age! I was trying to think of a good quote from it but, alas, I couldn't come up with one. Oh wait- I've got kind of a weak one.

Frodo is about to "Break the Fellowship" at the Falls of Rauros

Frodo: Hey, Rise and shine everybody! Huh? Merry, Pippin, Leggy, Uncle Aragorn? Where is everybody? Come on, guys we're gonna miss the wa, the wa, the war.

...They left without me! They do this everytime! Why?! Doesn't anyone love me? Doesn't anyone care about Frodo the Hobbit?
...All right, I'll just go by myself.

[Elfdaughter]

Good one!

[Glarawen]

ice age is a good movie and so are those quotes!

[Tirithel]

Frodo: You could have died trying to save me.

Aragorn: That's what you do in a fellowship; you look out for one another.

Frodo: Oh, thanks.

Pippin: I don't know about you guys, but we're the wierdest fellowship I've ever seen.

~Ice Age~

I watched that movied the other day and was really brimming over with good ones but now this is the best I could come up with. Sorry! :(

[Nameless Eye]

Aragorn(noticing Legolas at the council of Elrond):That's not a woman...it's a man, man.

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

[Glarawen]

lol that last one was MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!

[Elfdaughter]

Veerrrrrryyyyy mean! lol

[Lady of the Rings]

Extremely mean! lol

*Looking out at approaching Urak-hai
Aragorn: God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates urak-hai...
Eowyn: Urak-hai eat man. Woman inherits the earth...
~Jurassic Park~

Arwen: Do you like my new dress?
Aragorn: What ever takes the focus off your head!
~Liar Liar~

Legolas: You know, I have made a career out of waiting for you to show up.
Gimli: You know, he does have a pretty good--
Aragorn: It's so important to your future that you don't finish that sentence.
~The Lost World: Jurassic Park~

[Hobbit]

Very, very mean lol

roflmao I like those M'Lady lol very good! :thumbs:

Arwen: "Aragorn!" "Oh Aragorn, I love you! But we've only got fourteen houers to save the world!"
~Flash Gordon~

The fighting Uruk Hai: "We're not killers, dispite what the undertaker sais."
~the Godfather 1~

Gandalf: "Allright listen up! I'm mister White,
you're mr Blue *points at Aragorn*
you're mr. Brown *points at Boromir*
you're mr. Orange *points at Gimli*
and you're mr. PINK
Legolas: Why am I mr. PINK!!!!?
Gandalf: Becouse you're a softy (the actual quote probably won't make it through the censor lol)
~Resevoir Dogs~

[Tirithel]

Heh heh heh- you naughty little hobbit! Good one!

[Nameless Eye]

"According to the map we've only gone 4 inches." - Pippin
~Dumb and Dumber~

[Lady of the Rings]

I like those M'Lady very good!

Glad you liked them :thumbs:

*To Arwen
Aragorn: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny
~The Mask~

Gandalf: If Saruman is not stopped, he will kill the King and release his Urak-hai army.
Aragorn: I take it that's not a good thing?
Gandalf: He'll wipe out the world!
Aragorn: Oh, a wipe-out-the-world ploy
~The Mummy Returns~

[Amoraq]

lol Those are very good. lol

Nice one's m'lady, Hobbit, and Nameless Eye. :grin:

[Lady of the Rings]

lol Hobbit and Nameless Eye those are great :thumbs:

Legolas: You'll never guess what Aragorn just asked me!
Gimli: "Can I borrow a comb"?
~The Princess Diaries~

Arwen: Aragorn, do something for me.
Aragorn: What?
Arwen: Take a bath
~The Princess Diaries~

*At Helm's Deep
Legolas: We're your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.
~The Santa Clause~

Aragorn: Those Urak-Hai are taking over the world... that's so mean.
~Scooby Doo~

*To Merry and Pippin
Urak-Hai #1: I've gotta bag of... uh... hamburgers for you. All you have to do is to come out into the dark shadowy part of the woods where no one can see you...
Pippin: Okay!
~Scooby Doo~

*Being chased by Balrog
Gandalf: This is, like, the opposite of what I wanted to do today!
~Scooby Doo~

[Caligula]

These are all from Spaceballs.


Saruman (to Gandalf): Evil will always truimuph because good is dumb.


Saruman (after taking Gandalf's staff by pretending to make a truce with him): I can't believe it! You fell for the oldest trick in the book!!


Aragorn (after noticing that the Uruk-hais have picked up their pace): They've gone into.... ludicrious speed.


Eh.... the best I could come up with.... they were funny in Spaceballs!!

[Nameless Eye]

Bilbo to Gandalf:Oh, come right in. Don't let the fact that my door is closed dissuade you in any way from entering my house [office] ~Beverly Hills Cop II

Arwen to Aragorn:Captain, being held by you isn't quite enough to excite me

Hobbit coming home from a journey:Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! ~Empire Strikes Back

:Hobbits [Dogs] and Men[cats], living together. Mass hysteria
~Ghostbusters~

[Narisunell]

haha! loved them! i watched Treasure Planet recently, sonow I've got some quotes!

Arwen: (to Aragorn when he arrives) Love to chat, tea, cake, the whole shabang, but i haven't the time.

Gollum: (to Frodo) I know you don't like touching, but get ready for a hug, cuz I'm gonnna hug ya!

from HP2:

Aragorn: Boromir?
Boromir: That's right, Aragorn. And that's not all that's new this year.
Legolas: That's Arwen! How'd you get her?
Uruk Hai: A gift, from Denethor.
Boromir: Unlike some, my father can afford the best!
Frodo: At least no one else in the fellowship had to buy their way in! They got in on pure talent!
Boromir: No one asked your oppinion, you filthy little hobbit!
Legolas: Eat slugs, Boromir!!

Elrond: What does this mean, Gandalf?
Gandalf: It means that Sauron has indeed returned. The Fellowship will have to be sent home. ( :o )

[Amoraq]

Good one!

The fellowshio sent home! :o

[Celebrían]

Aragorn: "I hate the ring. A terrible thing, the ring. Hate. I'm using the word "hate", here, about the ring."
-From "As Good as it Gets"

Gollum: "I'm me, too!"
-From "The Matrix: Reloaded"

Elrond: "Can you take this ring and destroy it?"
Boromir: "Surely you can't be serious?!"
Elrond: "I am serious....and don't call me Shirley!"
-From "Airplane!"

[Lady of the Rings]

lol Excellent! :thumbs:

*When he decides to take the ring
Boromir: I'm just like you. I want everything!
Legolas: [Pointing an arrow at Boromir's head] Would that include an arrow from this bow?
~The Matrix Reloaded~

*Legolas doesn't know if Aragorn is an imposter
Aragorn: It's me!
Legolas: Prove it!
Aragorn: You're a girl
Legolas: Okay
~X-Men~

Legolas: You going to tell me to stay away from your girl?
Aragorn: If I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl.
Legolas: Well, then I guess you've got nothing to worry about, do ya, Aragorn?
Aragorn: It must burn you up that a man like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Legolas -- stay away from my girl.
~X-Men~

[Aranel]

Arwen (on Aragorn): He's not a child!
Elrond: No, he's not that smart. He's only a man

Move Over Darling

[Amoraq]

lol Wonderful!!! lol

[Evenstar]

gandalf: But you might try to kill me.
Balrog: I'm not going to kill you.
Gandalf: I said you'd try.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider

[Narisunell]

luv em all!!

Amoraq- (abt the one i put where the fellowship gets sent home) but the question is, to who's home? lol lol ;) ;) :grin:

[Lady of the Rings]

lol

Frodo: Ok, Mr. Elrond, let's say that we actually do make it to Mordor. What's it gonna be like there?

Elrond: 200 degrees in the sunlight, minus 200 in the shade, canyons of razor-sharp rock, unpredictable gravitational conditions, unexpected eruptions, things like that.

Frodo: Okay, so the scariest environment imaginable?

Elrond: Yes

Frodo: Thanks. That's all you gotta say, scariest environment imaginable.
~Armeggedon~

[Narisunell]

i dunno if these have been used. i just recently watched The Matrix. (luved it! :) ok... so maybe i watched it because it had Keanu Reeves in it... tis not my fault my friend showed me a pic of him one day!!!)

Frodo: What does that mean?
Gandalf: It means buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, cuz Kansas is about to go bye-bye.

Elrond: (he was the one who said this, too...) Mr. Baggins, it appears you have been living a double life. In one, you are Frodo Baggins, Respectable Hobbit of the Shire. You read, you pay your gardener, and you... help your Uncle take out his garbage. IN the other life, you go by the codename 'HottieHobbit'. You are responsible for breaking every law we have law for!!!

[Nala Greenleaf]

Galadriel Arwen and Eyowen: we're hot chicks

Legolas: yes we are!!

(dud wheres my car?)

[Nala Greenleaf]

Legolas to Aragorn: you can paint with all the colours of the wind.

(Pocahontas)

[Narisunell]

Nala! luved the first one!!! i didn't understand the second one, though...

[Tirithel]

(Fellowship talking about going through Moria)

Gandalf: Frodo, the dwarf found a short cut!

Frodo: (looks at massive cliff and churning dark lake) No thanks, I choose life.

Gimli: MOVE, HOBBIT!

~Ice Age

Just had to get that one in there.

[Enelya Tasartir]

Originally posted by Aragorn's Latest Lay
Elrond (during the eponimous Council session as the races start to shout at one another)

-Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!

~Dr Strangelove -or- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

i love it, and i love that line, irony in its greatest form (great quote to use for english)

[Narisunell]

haha! all great!!

[Elfdaughter]

Brilliant! I love the Ice age one!

[Glarawen]

i love them all! they all made me laugh...

[Celebrían]

Gollum to Smeagol: "If we join we can win. If we win well then we'll have what none of us have ever had before.....a Preciousssss of our own."

-from "Braveheart"

[Elfdaughter]

That's good!

Frodo: Mordor? I'm going to go