And the award goes to...

[Nessa]

Hi! I borrowed this off of another thread. Its quite fun, if people funnier than I am post. It can be related to the movie or books, it doesn't matter. I'm not sure how to explain it so I'll just post an example:

Best Hair Ever Maintained in Movie History: Legolas

Most Falls Ever Conducted in One Film: Frodo


Terribly not funny, but, well, you get the idea.:)

[A! Elbereth]

(Hey! I think Frodo's helplessness is quite- hmmm - satisfying :naughty:.)

Most 'secret' poses and eye flutters made in movie history: Legolas

The most serious, straight faced, and emotionally impaired being in Middle Eart: Elrond

(Movie related above ^)

[Nessa]

I like his helplessness too, Elbereth, thats why he got an award;)

Most Medicated Elf in Movie History: Ceeellleeebooorrnnnn

[Ilmarë]

Best Thigh and Butt Award - Legolas Greenleaf

[Orc]

Most likely to have his head mounted on a pike outside Orc's blacksmith shop: Legolas

Least likely actor / actress to win an award from the movies: Liv Tyler

Bad hair day award: Lurtz

[Pil]

Best haircut award: BILL THE PONY

Funniest line award: Gimli - NO-BODY TOSSES A DWARF

Largest...body in general....award: HALDIR :archer:...:p

[Nessa]

Awwwww, I wanted a shot at Haldir....., though yours pretty much summed it up :)

Most Impressive Use of Radioactivity: Galdriel

Best Impression of Nails on a Chalkboard: Ringwraiths (Screeeeeeeee....)

Best Impression of Villain from Power Rangers: Sauron

Best Single Line Ever Delivered: "No." - Isildur

Most Amusing Dance Ever Performed: Frodo (I don't want to watch,... but I just can't... help it!);)

[Gil-Galad]

Best prononcation of Mordor (it was sooooo funny) Elrond

Best cuddle Gandalf and Bilbo (ya know, whenb they hug)

[A! Elbereth]

they hug? lol

Best pronounciation of Morgul: Aragorn

Cutest and bravest race: Hobbits!!!!! (sorry couldnt resist! :loveyou:)

[Orc]

Worst Foot Odor: It'a a tie bewteen Lurtz and Gimli

Best Dwarf Toss in a motion picture: Aragorn

[Nessa]

I apologize in advance. ;)

All-around Greasiness Award: Aragorn

[A! Elbereth]

oh hun i dont care! heeh lol

Worst hair style (based on race): Elves!!! (and maybe dwarves)

[Pil]

Come on! dwarves SO should have got that award! I demand a recount! lol roflmao :p

Most accents used: Aragorn/viggo mortensen

Worst fingernails: Frodo/elijah (eww!) pfbbt

Most funny line to say (try saying it quickly like he does in the film): Elrond "scatterd...divided...leaderless :p

P.S. They DO hug! Right after gandalf does his 'conjourer of cheap tricks' speech and bilbo gets all scared...aww! :wiggle:

[A! Elbereth]

oh yes! I remember! my friend laughed at that so i told her to shutup and pay attention lol lol lol No one laughs at a serious part of LOTR! UH UH UH!!!:nono::nono:

P.S. Talking about the hugging...

[Nessa]

Originally posted by Pil

Worst fingernails: Frodo/elijah (eww!) pfbbt



Most Redeeming Features that Detract Attention From Bad Fingernails: Frodo ;)

[Pil]

lol roflmao

True Nessa! We have to remember not to let our eyes wander south when looking at him! :smooch:

[Pil]

NO NO! I DIDN'T MEAN.....! Oh dear... :wiggle: :dragon:

[Nessa]

Oh dear, Pil you've earned yourself an award. ;)

Most Unintentionally Naughty Remark: Pil (shame on you)

:)

[Pil]

:embarras: *Pil shies away from the computer - hating what she put....but secretly loving the award! :p*

Award for largest collection of stubble: Aragorn (Boromir a close second)

Award for most times fataly injured: Frodo (get a bodyguard mate! sam just ain't doin his job! lol)

[Nessa]

Lol Pil! Don't hate it!

Best Impression of Rob Zombie: Gimli

[A! Elbereth]

yay :loveyou:

[Nessa]

Um, why "yay"?

:)

[A! Elbereth]

um, because I liked Frodo's award that Pil gave.........

[Nessa]

Oh, sorry, din't know what you were talking about.

[Pil]

Award for most hidden up fumble with hobbits: Boromir (when he's teaching them to fight!) :naughty: hearnoevil :dragon: :nono:

[Nessa]

Lol, Pil, he deserved that award, that was very clever.

Runner up for most hidden fumble with hobbit: Boromir "trying to get the ring from Frodo" in the woods.. ;)

[A! Elbereth]

Ah yes... I enjoy that part becuase the Frodo looking suspicious and careful makes him look even hotter!! :loveyou: *drool* :loveyou:

Winner for the strangest cry award: Gimli (in Moria when he finds the grave) lol

[Nessa]

I must agree Elbereth, thats my favorate scene in the movie....., um for the range of acting and depth of charactor of course! ;)

Best "NOOOOO.." in the History of Film Making: Frodo

[A! Elbereth]

Ah And I must agree with YOU Nessa.... Frodo really has some great vocal chords there hasnt he? Elijah does a great job making you have GREAT sympathy for his character. mecry Which reminds me:

Loudest shout of destress: Frodo

[Pil]

Aren't they the same? Or are you talking about when he gets stabbed by the ringwraith? :huh: :p

[A! Elbereth]

We're talking about when Frodo cries NOOOOOO when Gandalf falls into shadow.....mecry

[Nessa]

Yes, terribly heart-breaking.

Best Reason to Work Out at the Gym: "Its the ring,....its getting heavier...." ~Frodo ;)

Most in Need of a Carrot: Merry (poor little guy broke his...)

[Pil]

Is so assuring knowing that that little bit of happiness has spread all over the world! lol roflmao

[Dunedan of Dunedin]

The longest and best lip lock in the movie goes to......Arwen and Aragorn!:smooch:

[Catz]

and the best impersonation of a pin cushion goes to.......Boromir
oh, and best butt on a bad guy goes to Lurtz....:naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Pil]

STEELY BUNS
STEELY BUNS
STEELY BUNS
STEELY BUNS
STEELY BUNS!!!!!! veryhappy :naughty:

[A! Elbereth]

Oh my.... :o :elfeek:

[Nessa]

Oh dear. :o

Award for Scariest Post in This Thread: Pil!

You're cleaning up in the award department. ;)

[Pil]

:embarras:

[Kwijibo]

Best found use for those old black drapes leftover from your Hallowe'en party - Nazgul

Best found use for that old conked out blender - Sauron

Most orcs decapitated in one 10min battle - Aragorn

BTW - loved that one about the pincushion roflmao lol roflmao

[Nessa]

Blender! lol Oh, thats brilliant.

Most in Need of a Fitness Program: Sauron (he was quite pot-bellied)

[Catz]

OK.....the award for The Sharpest Mathematical Mind in Middle Earth:rolleyes:.....goes to....the gatekeeper at Bree....
" 'Obbits.....4 'obbits....."

And he also takes out.....Best Impersonation of a Welcome Mat

the gate keeper would be here to accept his awards in person, but hes flat out at the moment :rolleyes: :naughty: ;) lol roflmao
:catz:

[Nessa]

lol roflmao lol

Oh, that was great, poor Harry.... lol

[Black Rider]

Best Manicure: Saruman
Most hot flashes in single scene: Balrog :flamer:

[Lady Arien]

Most Impressive Use of the Wheeze in a Motion Picture: Frodo (fading after being stabbed by the Nazgul)

The Eyebrows Out-Of-Bounds Special Mention: Saruman

Dirtiest Hands In Every Close Up Award: Frodo

[A! Elbereth]

(awww although the wheeze is sooo cute!)

Character who leaves his front door open the most: Frodo

Character in most need of a breath mint or minty gum: The Balrog

[Goldilocks]

All-round scariest charater goes to ....Bilbo (when I saw it on opening night, you could hear the whole theater gasp)

Freakiest Orc goes to ...unnamed Orc in Moria with huge eyes, which freaky smile on his face.

:o

[A! Elbereth]

ahhh yes that orc. My friend gasped at that one heh lol

Most careless with a sword: Boromir - he hurt pippin... or was that merry?:huh:

[Calenhendi]

Best Facial Hair: Gimli.
Runner up: Gandalf.
Honorable Mention: Aragorn.
(Award sponsored by Gillette Razors)

Best Cameo Appearance - Peter Jackson as a man stumbling down a muddy lane in Bree.

Best Use of a Bull Whip in a Motion Picture - The Balrog.

Best River Surfing Non-Professional: The Nazgul.

[Lady Ashley]

I'M DYING HERE! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Best Impersonators of Death in a Film: Nazgul

[Lady Arien]

Surely that would be....Best Use of a Flaming Bull Whip...
heheheh

Best Use of a Bowling Ball as a Seeing Stone: The Palantir of Saruman

[Black Rider]

awh, i think the Best Impersonators of Death in a Film award should have gone to Gandalf, he got the 8 others crying for him. oh well, there's always next year...

[Lady Ashley]

well, I sort of meant the version of Death that is always carrying that scythe and wearing the long black robes...lol

[Nessa]

I get you, Ashley! ;)

Black Rider's a bit on the thick side..... lol (you know I'm kidding!)

[Magickcello]

Most in need of a Nail File:Saruman
Most in need of a Facelift: That hobbit with the rake when frodo and gandalf were riding in the wagon to bilbos house.
Best impression of a rock:Elrond

[Black Rider]

mecry thick
j/k.
omg now i get it,::blonde moment:: i never thought of death being personified like that. makes sense, i suppose. i thought you ment faking their own death, like a whole suicide-gone-wrong thing. lol lol

[Gatsby]

best on screen chemistry - frodo and sam. come on when they were in the boat with the "promise" scene you thought they were going to make out!!

[Little Devil]

ewwwww....I never thought of it like that now I can't watch that scene, gross gross gross

[Nessa]

Grow up, guys. :rolleyes:

[Gatsby]

i'm sorry, i can't help it . i'm sixteen year old american. my mind currently resides in the gutter.

[Gatsby]

nessa can you ever forgive me for my ruanchy remarks????

[Nessa]

Originally posted by Gatsby
i'm sorry, i can't help it . i'm sixteen year old american. my mind currently resides in the gutter.

I am as well, and my mind visits the gutter often enough. ;) Don't worry about it! I wasn't upset with you, you were joking around. It was the 'gross gross gross' comment that bothered me....

But its really not a big deal. :grin:

[Gatsby]

oh i know nessa. i'm always joking, well usually joking around. it's cool don't worry!!
out
gatsby

[Gowpon]

Best demonstrator of "Silence is Gold" : Bill the Pony
Best "Bruises automatically disappear" : Legolas

:p lol :naughty:

[Gatsby]

stating the obvious award - legolas,
they were in moria after pippin made the body fall down the well, they heard the sound of goblins comming and legolas felt he needed to state what everyone else already knew. He's beautiful but not too bright :)

[Lady Ashley]

Indeed!

[Gatsby]

stating the obvious award - legolas,
they were in moria after pippin made the body fall down the well, they heard the sound of goblins comming and legolas felt he needed to state what everyone else already knew. He's beautiful but not too bright :)

[Gatsby]

crimany why did i post that twice better yet how did i do that?
out
gatsby

[Lady Ashley]

lol

[Aragorn'sOne]

Very first character to only smile once in a whole film: Aragorn (does anyone know when that one time is???)

Best scared and confused expression when in danger: Pippin, when the fellowship get arrows pointed at them in Lothlorien

[Gatsby]

for some reason i think it's after boromir dies. am i right or just morbid?
most rolled r's in one sentence: gimli "razor sharp rocks" it sounds so funny, i laugh every time
out
gatsby

[Ranger]

Poor defenseless object award: The pillows in Bree; did they really have to stab them so many times!

[Orc]

Best attempt by a director to appeal to hard core fans:

P.J. for both the stoned trolls and mentioning Bill the Pony's name

[Aragorn's Hope]

Best tearful moments award- Aragorn

Most compassionate award- Boromir

Best dying scene award - Boromir

Best sad face after someone dies award - Legolas

[Tári Celebrindal]

Best use of cooking equipment award: Sam Gamgee :loveyou:

[Ladypain]

roflmao these are all SO funny! roflmao you guys are killing me! *begs for mercy* roflmao

best one to get shot by the most orc arrows: Boromir

best one at talking most slowly: Celeborn (I felt like giving him a kick in the back to make him say lines faster)

best use of a frying pen: Pippin (in the scene when he slaps Nazgul in the shin with it)

[Ladypain]

oh nuts the edit timer was little too short :blush:

most bugged by others with their problems: Elrond ( lol It's like everyone under a sun in ME comes to him with their problems. Oh no! I broke a nail, someone get me a healer...ELROND! lol I would pretend to be a rock too so everyone would leave me alone.)

[JemFinch]

Very first character to only smile once in a whole film: Aragorn (does anyone know when that one time is???)


No, he smiles several times during the movie. He smiles when Helm's Deep is over, and he's with eowyn. He smiles when he sees Merry and Pippin at Isengard. He smiles at the Coronation when Arwen comes. And theres other times. ;)

[Tári Celebrindal]

Best Cross-Dresser: Eowyn lol

[JemFinch]

roflmao Oh geeze, that hilarious, Tari....roflmao
Hottest in a Loin Cloth: Gollum

[Tári Celebrindal]

;) Thanks Jem!

Hottest in a Loin Cloth: Gollum

lol Although I wouldn't mind seeing Aragorn in one too...:naughty:

[Ladypain]

;) Thanks Jem!



lol Although I wouldn't mind seeing Aragorn in one too...:naughty:

roflmao I find it would suit his ranger complexion. roflmao

[ImDaMom]

No, he smiles several times during the movie. He smiles when Helm's Deep is over, and he's with eowyn. He smiles when he sees Merry and Pippin at Isengard. He smiles at the Coronation when Arwen comes. And theres other times. ;)

And he smiles when he first sees Lothlorien.....as they ride out from Edoras and Eowyn and Gimli are talking about dwarf women.....and when Merry and Pippin are dancing on the table in Edoras....greeting Haldir (you are most welcome)....when Gimli is trying on armour....I could go on, but you get the point. lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Best use of bleach in the trilogy - Gandalf the White :gandalf:

[JemFinch]

And he smiles when he first sees Lothlorien.....as they ride out from Edoras and Eowyn and Gimli are talking about dwarf women.....and when Merry and Pippin are dancing on the table in Edoras....greeting Haldir (you are most welcome)....when Gimli is trying on armour....I could go on, but you get the point. lol

Oh yeah, and you could also look at IDM's avatar!!!! lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

He's just happy to be in WotR. ;)

[ImDaMom]

And isn't it a GRAND avatar, JF??? :grin:

[Aragornlover]

Best eyes award: Aragorn (Arn't they lovely!)

This is a good thread. It makes me laugh! Keep it up!

[JemFinch]

None better, IDM. ;)

[Eyes of Legolas]

Best use of the word Potatos...Sam Gamgee "Po-ta-os" LOL This is killing me!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Best Secret Pact Between Two Major Characters : Gimli to Aragorn "Toss me, but don't tell the elf".

[JemFinch]

Lamest Line Award: Legolas lol (A diversion.) roflmao I crack up every time I see it.lol
Understatement of the Year Award: (from the book) the Gaffer, when he says that "my Sam did a pretty good job taking care of Mr. Frodo" lol No kidding....

[Tári Celebrindal]

lol Go Sam! :loveyou:

[ImDaMom]

I presented this award on an Oscar site- Best use of dirt to make an otherwise handsome man incredibly HOT!- to the Makeup artists for Viggo!!

[Laeriel]

Hey, Aragornlover.....I have to disagree with you about the eyes. I think that award should go to Sauron.....except it'd be the best eye award. lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Best Ways to Cook Po-tay-toes : Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew! :chef: lol

[Elrond]

longest fingernails: Sauraman

[LothlorienKiki]

Best use of contacts: Legolas (it varies from scene to scene...quite strange.....
Most likely to appear as the same character in another movie: Dement-I mean, ringwraiths
Highest metabolism: Pippin (so...they eat like, 12 meals a day. And aren't huge. Now, let's explain this please...)
Best glow stick: Sting

[Ewanfan]

Best horse stunt ever: Gimli lol :grin:

[Ladypain]

Hey everyone. :) We all know that Leggy is a winner of the most obvious lines award but I'm curious which one among those lines is the winner for you? For me it's at the end of the first part where they have this shot of Boromir protecting Merry and Pippin and he blows the horn of gondor for help. The very next shot is Aragorn and Legolas fighting orcs and they hear the sound of the horn in the background and Legolas is like, :elfeek: The horn of gondor! :elfeek: This part gets me roflmao each time.