Middle-Earth Black Market

[Shining Girl]

Yesh I'm fine thankyou, just my head keeps cracking in 2, nothing to worry about! *shows Shine a row of Legolas bow sets* take your pick!


Thanx. Where I can practice?

[Ceri Bloom]

no problem Shine!! If you go through that door *points* there should be a practise court, with targets :) YOu can move them to different distances, or I can have Same and Pippin here do that for you? ;)

Craze ~ not a problem! coming right up ;) Here! authentic hand crafted Sting, and Narsil, complete with scabbards. The Palantir's are in the basement, hang on......*returns hefting a sturdy box* be careful with this thing okay?? it can be dangerous, and we as a company accept no responsibility for any Evil people taking over your mind :flamer: enjoy! :wicked:

Eruanna ~ sure right away honey! They're over there on that shelf *points* take your pick :batty:

[Eruanna_Minyatur]

thank you! thank you! thank you! :) :)

~*Eruanna :elfqueen: :legolas:

[Ceri Bloom]

no problem!! just make sure u recommend us okay :flamer: i dunno why, but we dont seem to do much trade as we used to :flamer:

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Thanks Ceri.:cuddles: *looks at swords and Palantir* Evil? Take over my mind???:blink: Mmmm, I don't think so....that's not quite possible...however, thank you for the warning. :yahoo::whoohoo: *Jumps for joy about new "gifts"*

[Shining Girl]

no problem Shine!! If you go through that door *points* there should be a practise court, with targets :) YOu can move them to different distances, or I can have Same and Pippin here do that for you? ;)


Thanx! :smooch: *try it* WOW! It's awesome!!

[Peppyy]

*comes in, watching the beautiful non-legal market, simply looking around* oH, I would like to buy something.... Can I do it here? *smiles, knowing the answer is as obvious as it could be*

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

*looks at Palantir* Ooooo, pretty...nice "golden" light inside....ooooo, ahhhhh.lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Peppy--yes, of course you can buy something! We're a black market, we can get you just about anything related to Middle Earth you can think of! What would you like? :grin:

[Peppyy]

Oh, I would like Beleg's bow and Anglachel... And do you have a replica of a Silmarill, because I think it would be hard for you to find a realy one...? Oh, and Nazgul's cloak, the Witch-king's sword and his helmet..... What do you have of this things? :hyper:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

**bows** of course, we can get you all those things! Let's see**looks over list and items**....Beleg's bow, Anglachel, a Silmaril replica (kinda impossible to get a real one, now's the trees are gone!), a Nazgul's cloak (I happen to have one myself, as well), the Witch-King's sworda and helmet...**hands them to you** here ya go! Anything else? Just ask! If you'll go over there, **points** Sam'll tell you how much. I promise it's pretty cheap, considering the quality. ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

no problem Carze and Shine! stick around, we can have a mini tournament!! :hyper:

:flamer: hey Rubes, nice of you to drop in ;) :batty:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Yeah, finally, huh? ;) lol
OOH!!! TOURNAMENT!!!!! :hyper: WOOT!!!!!! lol **points to self**easily excited. Never coulda guessed, I bet. :p

[Peppyy]

Oh, thank you, all that stuff is great! *puts on the Nazgul cloak, Beleg's bow on her back, Witch-king's helmet and puts the belt for the sword on her, and lifts the sword* Where could I find a man willing to fight with me? I need some training... *evil smile ;) *

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Training? Why, right through there, you'll find Aragorn waiting to train you up. Or, if you'd rather have a certain other person train you, we can arrange for that, as well. ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

lol yup! being the BMB we have a few owed favours floating around :wicked:

oooh yay tournament! it'll be just like LAFA all over again!! :hyper:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

...LAFA???? :huh:
newhos.....YAY!!! TOURNAMENT!!!! :hyper: lol

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Nobody would be scared if I experimented with the Palantir here would they???:naughty: Cause I'm curious...and just looking at it...doesn't satisfy it enough. So if anyone is scared that something bad will happen...duck!

*pulls out Palantir* Ready?? *looks around to see who's still standing*

[Ceri Bloom]

*jumps up and down* TRY IT TRY IT!!!! :grin: hehe no worries, if it destroys the place it'll make our work easier! lol we're erm....redecorating at the moment :wicked:

LAFA ~ the army that Mel started up when she wa around...ill find it for ya, i wonder if we could re-found it? ^_^ us lot, out in the open.....we could even move our tournament there!!! :hyper:

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Okay!!! *holds hand in the same position as Saruman and commands to see the Pelenor fields* Just as a test. Hey LOOK!!! *holds up the Palantir for everyone to see what's going on* Wow...it talks too. Who is this??

"Sauron...I have a mission for you...." *looks at Palantir* Uhhhhhh:-/

[Shining Girl]

Can I have pink lens? :beg:

[Ceri Bloom]

dont worry Craze...they are pre-recorded ;) oooh perdy though! *is entranced by the Pelennor fields. Snapping out of it, she asks*

Hey shine, whats up? what kinda pink lens you after? :flamer:

[Shining Girl]

Fine, thanx! :flamer: Ummm... like... ehhh..... I dunno...... :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

how about you step into our new machine?? :angel: all you do is step in, visualise what you want, and then we can get it for you!! ^_^ sound good? :flamer:

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Is it supposed to get warm??? Cause it's starting to steam....:-/

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*wanders into the black market* Hello there. I haven't been in here before (kinda strange I think. I don't know why I haven't) So this is the Black Market, you can get anything LOTR related?

[Ruby Yavevalar]

how about you step into our new machine?? :angel: all you do is step in, visualise what you want, and then we can get it for you!! ^_^ sound good? :flamer:

Really??? When did we get that? :huh: oh well, sounds cool. :grin:
SamwiseAtHeart--yes, anything LOTR related. As well as some things that aren't, but if you say that a LOTR character owned it, then it is. ;) lol
So what can I get ya? :grin:

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Wow... so much to choose from. Do you think i could possibly get Sting, and maybe an elven leaf brooch and cloak?

[Ruby Yavevalar]

You can have all those things, sweetie. ;) **hands you a package wrapped up with great care** There ya go! Sam'll help you out with how much, and training, if you need it. :grin: Anything else?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*puts on the cloak and brooch happily, and holds Sting*
I feel like I can really get that evil Shelob like this :grin: *giggle* I think I'll be ok for now :grin: *takes a few swings with Sting*

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Wow, you look good!!!! :thumbs: If you want to practice, we have a practice field you can use. Right through there **points** Always open, just like the market. ;) Only the practice field is a little more reliable, staff-wise; the clones don't run off like us. :rolleyes: lol

[SamwiseAtHeart]

All RIght!! I've been looking for a place to practice :grin: thanks :hyper: So I jsut practice with a random clone that is in there?

[Ceri Bloom]

hey!! im not the one who disapears for days at a time *glares at Rubes, then hugsher* welcome back honey!! :grin:

hehe its a cool machine isnt it?? and Craze.....no it shouldnt be steaming.........

[Ruby Yavevalar]

So I jsut practice with a random clone that is in there?
Unless you have a preference as to who you want to practice with, then yeah, basically. :grin: So have at it!!!! If you'd like, you can practice with a different clone every time until you figure out who you're most comfortable with.
Ceri--You have, too, before!! Neither of us have room to talk, there. lol But I was reffering to myself, anyways. ;) **hugs ceri back**

[Shining Girl]

how about you step into our new machine?? :angel: all you do is step in, visualise what you want, and then we can get it for you!! ^_^ sound good? :flamer:

:flamer: lol Ofcourse! ;)

[SamwiseAtHeart]

All Right! :grin: *sees an Aragorn Clone and decides to practice with him*

All right there ready to practice? *he nods*

*There is a bunch of clanging sounds coming from the practice field and then SaH comes back in looking severely thrashed*

That was fun :grin:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

roflmao You know, maybe it'd be safer to practice with one of the hobbits first. Like pippin...if you can catch him before he sneaks off the the Green Dragon....:whistle: ;)

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*fixes herself up* I had fun though with Aragorn despite losing horribly lol Maybe I'll practice with Sam. Maybe that will be good.

*goes back to the field pulling out Sting and engages battle with a fiesty Sam clone*

*sounds come from the fiels, it sounds more even that with the battle with Aragorn. Blades clang upon blades, a pot exchanged with a pot. The fight goes on very long until suddenly both the Sam clone and SaH come back out from the fiels hugging eachother*

That was an awesome fight wasn't it Sam?
Sam: Indeed it was Miss, I'm glad we called truce, it would have gone on forever.
Yep :grin:

It looks like I've found my perfect match ;)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:yahoo: Yay!!! Someone for Sam to fight with and not beat the pants off of!!!! ;)

[Shining Girl]

Like this color lens! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

lol! no problem.....the machine is picking that up nicely...YAY IT WORKS!!!!! *bouncy*

*wraps up the pink lens* here y'are Shine!! :hyper:

*hugs Rubes* i know hun, I know! :rolleyes:

[Shining Girl]

*wraps up the pink lens* here y'are Shine!! :hyper:


Thanx! :smooch: Very very best friend Ceri!! :cuddles:

[Ceri Bloom]

YAY!!! i got a new best friend :smooch: and thanks for doing my hair! :hyper: *pats hair* it looks gorgeous :grin: *huggles Shine*

[Shining Girl]

huggles back* You are very welcome! :)

[Ceri Bloom]

hhehehhehehe :hyper: oh dear, i gotta stop chocolate binging, its bad for my ADHD (not that im ADHD at all :P )

[Shining Girl]

:hyper: Interesting! :hyper:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

HI PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm back!!!!!!!!!!! :wiggle: :hyper:
so, what's up? doesn't seem that lots has gone on in here...but I figured I might as well ask. lol this is the first time in a long time that I've been the only one up and still been online while all the lights in the house are off. :flamer: I miss doing this!!!! lol
so, anyone need help? :grin:

[Shining Girl]

I need a pirate costume??? :beg: :hyper:

[Ceri Bloom]

lol!! pirate costumes coming right up!! I take it you want all the accessories and such already attached (we got your parrot, your eye patch, your sword, and your compass that doesnt point North ;) )

Rubes ~ i did that for the first time a couple of weeks ago...its soo creepy! my house is so old everything creaks and such :lmao: i kept getting the shivers! :hyper:

OH ANNOUNCEMENT! just thought i'd let y'all know im gonna be away for a week, starting tomorrow...so dont cause too much michief without me!! :P

[Ruby Yavevalar]

lol I know, when I first started doing it a few years ago, I kept seeing things. Then again, I swear my house is haunted. not like real bad, but there's something there.
:o NOOOOOO!!!!!!! :( I'll miss you!!!!!! :cuddles: :smooch: :grouphug: **biiiiiiig huggles!!!!**
hmm.....can someone help me get a gypsy costume for me to wear on Saturday? lol Like a real costume? Not an e-costume. :p lol jk!!!

[Shining Girl]

Have I taht pirate hat?? And I think that parrot doesn't like me...

Parrot: RAAAK!!! STUPID!!!

:hmppf: That wasn't great...

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Awww, poor Shine!!! **huggles** We can give you a diff parrot if you want one that likes you? And Sam can have that one. ;)

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Hey...do you guys happen to have any Narya's??? I'd like one if possible....

[Ceri Bloom]

but of course we do!! I'll give you one when you tell me where Shining Girl went and why her userarea got deleted, or at least as much as you know mecry

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Ceri, Shining Girl was Nelluska. The mods deleted her becasue she wan't supposed to come back when she was banned in the first place. Its kindof sad :(

[Ceri Bloom]

ooooooh mecry thats harsh :(

but i guess now Craze gets what she wants!!! ^_^

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Thanks Ceri. Awesome. That's so sad to hear about Shining Girl...why was she banned?? *pats Ceri on the shoulder and hands her a tissue*

[Ceri Bloom]

Im not sure why she got banned :( *hugs Craze*

what was it you wanted? *dopey look*

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:rolleyes: Sheesh, Ceri-keep up!!! She wanted Narya. :rolleyes: sheesh! :p
**hands cm4f a beautifully dwarven-made box with Narya in it** Keep the box, it's for if you decide you'd rather display the ring instead of wear it. ;) Need anything else?

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

No. Thank you so much Ruby. Wow...that's awesome. An Elvish ring in a dwarven box...sweet...I like that. Awesome. *squeeze hugs Ruby and Ceri* Thank you so much.

[Bria]

Could you make me Hadhafang the Sword of Arwen?? I could really use it!:fight:

[Bria]

*twiddles thumbs*
:huh:

[Ceri Bloom]

eek sorry Bria! me and Rubes do occasionaly leave for a couple days....well Rubes for weeks, but its all the same!! :grin:

Of course you can have her sword, lol what do you really need id for?? *hands Bria a beautiful sword, with a gold and silver scabbard inlaid with sapphire gems.* you like? :)

Rubes ~ im sorry i dont have a big capacity for memory!! :grin: :smooch:

*hugs Craze back*

[Bria]

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!!!!! *gives the sword a experimental slash then holds it out* Perfectly balanced!

I'm with the Gondorian Cavalry and were going on a mission to clean the orcs out of some nearby areas. Sorry for my earlier impatience:blush:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

No problem, completely understood. :thumbs: i mean, you kinda needed it. lol I'm just sorry we couldn't make it faster--Ceri and I tend to disappear. we should have a disclaimer about that. :p And, yes, i sometimes disappear for weeks, but I have internet problems in my comp class lately. :rolleyes: stupid server.....so if I disappear again, that's the problem--and i haven't been able to get on that much at home, either.
Sorry guys!!!!
Anyone else need anything? :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

lol i think we should definitely put that in our siggys Rubes :grin: ....ooh sorry bout your problems darling! *huggles* it sucks when that happens, i know :)

Is everyone loving my new avatar???? veryhappy

[Ruby Yavevalar]

OMG, ceri, I ADORE you're new avatar!!!!!!!!! g2g, stupid christmas parades!!! pfbbt blech....hopefully I'll be back more often tho....

[Ruby Yavevalar]

GAH!!!!!!!!! Where'd all the people go????? :( Ceri??? **looks around the empty room and calls for Ceri** Helloooooo???? **echos** :( **is sad**

[Ladypain]

*runs in looking like there is a pack of santa's elves are chasing after her for borrowing a present from north pole ahead of time* lol Hi everyone. I finally managed to fight off the exams. Now I need to buy presents! Lots of present. I need...:blink: What exactly do I need. Any suggestions? :grin:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

hmmm......who all do you need pressies for? I'm open to suggestions, myself. ;) lol

[Ladypain]

I don't even know who they are for. Myself maybe? ahh that too but I was looking for something for my WotR friends. veryhappy For someone like Ithildiel, ES, Laur...etc. lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

...well, I'd say something pretty, shiny, and elvish. ^.^ If you think of anything, we're right here for all your ME needs!!! :grin:

[Ladypain]

lol I was thinking along the same lines but I wonder, if I post here and someone comes in and sees. :-/ That would be a bit early. I actually have few specific ideas in mind. First of all the nice shiny Earendil Light. I'm sure Lady Galads won't mind. :p A couple of invitation tickets to archery competition in Lothlorien would be nice as well.

[Ruby Yavevalar]

alrighty, here ya go!!! **hands 'em to ya, gift wrapped** there are removable tags so you know what they are, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone what you got. :shhh: ;) Just don't put who they're for, and no one'll be the wiser. :p

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Gak, sorry bout the double post, but I just wanted everyone in here to know this:
I'm gonna be gone for a few days!!!!!!
So if you want anything immediately, tell Sam, he'll get it in for ya. ;) If you can wait a while, then I shouldn't be gone forever. :p lol Or at least, I'll try not to be. :whistle:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

[Ladypain]

:o Wait just one blasted little moment! What happened to this thread? I :love: it! It looks like the people in charge of this marketing thing went away. Maybe we should hire new staff. lol Anyway, how can we possibly forget the perfect place to buy unaccounted for rings or power, swords and palantirs?! lol

[Amroth]

I'll take Glorfindel's archery set?

*cough*

And a ring of power, if you've got any handy. :angel:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

This thread NEEDS reviving!!!!!!! **does the equivalent of thread CPR & saves it**

Look at this mess!!!!!! SAM!!!!! What have you been doing?!? nevermind, just help me clean this place up! **starts cleaning, with Sam at her side, then returns to the counter** Alright, sorry about your wait, Amroth. Alright, let's see...Glorfindel's archery set, check. Extra arrows, check. Extra bowstring (just in case), check. There's that...
Now, as for the One Ring, we've only got imitations. They do everything but corrupt you with power. ;) Alright, that's everything! if you need anything else, please, don't hesitate to ask!

:grin: Now, who's next?

[LuthienT]

OMG it's Ruby! *Tackles* How are you hon?

Ruby I am here and reporting for duty ma'am. What needs to be done? Just say the word and I am on it!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

**stands back up and dusts herself off** I'm great, LT, how are you? :grin:
**looks around** Well...we seem to have very few customers, so I guess we should keep cleaning... **looks uneasily at the mess in the back** :o yikes! Wanna help me with that disaster area?

[LuthienT]

Sure! I would be happy to! *Whistles and Summons Clones* Let's get to work! Don't worry Ruby, this place will be spotless in no time, good thing I have all those LT clones still!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Alright!! :thumbs: for getting LT clones! lol
**looks around as LT and her clones are cleaning.** Hm. Still no customers? :(

[LuthienT]

Don't worry m'lady I am sure that they will come in due time!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

**nods** Yeah...
until then...
**pulls out a box labeled "hallow'een!"** DECORATIONS are in order!!!!! :grin: :hyper: