Middle-Earth Black Market

[Elfdaughter]

Well...let's see....YES!!! Gil..look at my sig! I've got clones of EVERYONE! Win...I'll lend you some Orcs. And Uruck-hai, if you need them. Don't worry, I've got them fully trained now!

[Gil Galad]

how do u go about training Orcs ED?

lets c cud i get a Fingolfin Clone please

[Elfdaughter]

With difficulty! It's all to do with this...*ED holds up her elven bow and quiver....* for some reason it puts the fear of the gods into them....lol Oh, and er...you'll need to go to the MELI labs for clones....

[Gil Galad]

haha, dam i got lost agian, well il need weapons and armour for him, so il order a sword and sheild and armour please

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

RUBY!!!!!!!! verymad if you don't get back here soon, Sam's not gonna recognise you and you know what that could mean! :nono:

Hey Luvara, thanks for the help. Ah... the Dark Tower is almost half done. Say, if you're interested in getting a permanent job here too, just do up this application form ;) Oh and a couple of orcs/uruk-hai from ya would be great, ED! lol

A sword, shield and armour for Fingolfin? No prob, Gil. The armour's similar to those of the other 7 elves so they'll all look uniform :thumbs: and here's the shield and sword. Managed to carve some nice elven runes on them ;)

[Luvara]

a job? :grin: yes!:thumbs: *fills in the form* is this ok?:grin:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Oh yes, perfect! lol
Now you have access to all the equipment here. :thumbs:

But you and Ruby had better not be messing around here :nono: lol

[Luvara]

Promise!!! :whoohoo: *waits for her first job* :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well Luvara, since you did such a good job with my Orlando clone over at MELI, can I get a mithril shirt? I'll be your first customer twice!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

That seems like your first job for you, Luvara! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

het thnx 4 a cupl of gr8 knives win....can i place anuva order plz??
yer? ok than can i have a mithril plaited bridle for Arod?? u no he doesnt like anything but the best!!

[Luvara]

job! :whoohoo:

ok:
Vani, here's your lovely mithril shirt! :grin:

Ceri, here's you'r mithril plaited bridle for Arod! Hope he'll like it! :thumbs:

[Gil Galad]

thanks Win, thats great they fit him perfectly. is there anything i can do to help out roiund here

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Very good, Luv, you're doing a great job lol
Ah... now I can take a rest and twiddle my toes while Luv does everything. lollol J/K!!!!!!

Hey Gil, of course they fit perfectly. I'm an old hand at that lollol
Hmm... what would a mighty elven lord like you want to do to help out around here? ;)lol

[Gil Galad]

well im always on the look out for ways to help maidens such as urself Win

[Luvara]

Win, the Dark Tower is ready now!! :thumbs: *luv and her clones put it down in front of Win* Is it ok? :blush:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Hey!?!?! Wut can I do to help? Sorry I haven't been on in awhile, my mom's kinda been keeping me away from the internet for a while. verymad I think she talked to my keyboaring teacher, he's been giving us so much work, it's nearly useless to even have this up in the background. :( but I manage to get in a few posts a day!!!! lol so...need any help anyone?

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thanks for my gorgeous shirt, Luvara! I definitely know where to get all the middle earth stuff I need. ;)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Oh, hey, Sam, can I get the key to the.....What? oh, fine, be that way!!! just give me the keys b4 you take your stupid nap!!! :angry: **mumbles as she gets the keys from sam** Thnx!!! **is suddenly happy again** lol anywho!! Let me....**hear sounds of the machinery inside being worked with** Here, Sam, I'm paying for a dress of Arwen's and Saruman's nail care kit. lol Yes, I made them properly don't worry about me so much, I know how to work this stuff!!! :angry: he gets on my nerves, sometimes. **heard from inside** have a nice day!! :o oh, uh, thank you sam!!!! you too!! **in a good mood again** ok, got abit carried away there....but....

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Ah, good, Ruby's back. lol Yes, Luv, the Dark Tower is excellent. Now all we have to do is wait for Saruman to claim it. It sure takes up a lot of space in the backyard, and it certainly blocks away the view of the clear, blue sky from the window. lol

Well, Gil, don't think I need any help from you for the moment since my two able assistants are here, but just feel free to hang around here. lol

[Gil Galad]

i will do Win, oh il be needing repairs done to the armou of mu clones, they r taking some heavy blows in the raid

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

yes, I know that lol
By the way, I thought they said you were kidnapped?? :o

[Gil Galad]

well i kinda went up to the fotress of the enemy on my own(it wos my fingolfin clones idea) but itd take more then just a few(hundred ) orcs to kidnap me

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

That's true. lol Those rumours were frightening, but that was my only source of info since I wasn't at the battle plains myself :(

Ok here's the mended armour. Curufin's was beyond repair, so I got him a new one ;)

[Gil Galad]

thanks Win, itl keep them in good sted

[Luvara]

so you're back Ruby? :grin: that's wonderful!! ;)

Anyone wants anything? :grin:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

yeah, I'm back...for now....who know's when I may dissapear again? lol I guess my mom and my keyboarding teacher determine that. :rolleyes: pfbbt they won't let me get online very oftten....:( then again, that's what sneaking's for, innit? lol lol anywho.....Oh, you know what, I do want sumthin, come to think of it!!! lol Ceri made me think of this one. :blush: anywho....A mithril plaited bridle for Asfaloth? and for Bill? (no, not bill ferney, I think I told you that b4, so make it for the PONY!!) lol hehehe.....anywho...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

lol Make those yourself lol
You're working here, aren't you? :p
Nice to see ya again, Ruby! :smooch:

[Luvara]

lol yep, you do work here! lol

[Saruman]

Wow, very nice tower you've made here! I certainly get my money's worth! Here's an extra 100, for the speedy production.

[Luvara]

aw, thank you! *bows* hope you'll like it! :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

If I want a horse do I ask here or at MELI?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Thanks a lot, Saruman! :grin:

If you want a Pet horse, go to Yayster's petshop. If you want a duplication of horses in Lotr eg. Brego, Asfaloth... you can get 'em here ;)

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Hello, everyone!!! :wave: I'm back, Sam!!!! **blows a kiss to Win's Sam clone** Soooo....can I help anyone? :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well, I'm not sure. I want a Nahar clone, he's a Valar's horse from the Silmarillion. Can I get that here? Please, Win? :grin: If so, I'll also need tack for him, mithril, of course!

[Tirithel]

Oooooh, I got one! Hey Win, can I get a copy of Turin's Anglachel? It's my favorite sword! Pleeeeze? PLEEEZE can I can I? :beg: :beg: Shoot! No smilie for that! lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

lol lol well, you don't need to beg, anyway!!! lol Here ya go!!! here's your sword. **hands Tiri the sword, well wrapped, and a nice looking sheath to go with it.** :grin: you didn't ask for the official sheath, so I made my own for ya. ;) Well, here ya go!!!!
Tari, here's Nahar, I really had to sweet-talk Sam into letting me get him!!! lol I ended up haveing to bribe him--I get to make supper, and second breakfast for a week. pfbbt anywho, here's his mithril tack, too. :thumbs: very beautiful, if i do say so myself.
Soooo...Can I help anyone else?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

lol haha, it's good to have 2 assistants. I can just sit around and slack lol j/k!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:nono: now, win, you mustn't "slack"---rather, relax, slacking means you're not even trying to check on things every once in a while.....which is obviously not what you're doing!!!! lol so you're relaxing. lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ok yes, it's good to relax lollol Nice to see ya around too lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:thumbs: that's better, Win!!! lol :wave: see ya!!! :smooch:

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Ruby
lol lol well, you don't need to beg, anyway!!! lol Here ya go!!! here's your sword. **hands Tiri the sword, well wrapped, and a nice looking sheath to go with it.** :grin: you didn't ask for the official sheath, so I made my own for ya. ;) Well, here ya go!!!!
Tari, here's Nahar, I really had to sweet-talk Sam into letting me get him!!! lol I ended up haveing to bribe him--I get to make supper, and second breakfast for a week. pfbbt anywho, here's his mithril tack, too. :thumbs: very beautiful, if i do say so myself.
Soooo...Can I help anyone else?

lol are you still having problems with Sam? lol poor Ruby! ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

thanks mucho luv arod luvs it sooooo much he wont let me take it off!!!!! thumbs up 2 u!! :thumbs:

[Luvara]

thanks Ceri! :grin: I'm glad you liked it! ;) Do you want anything else?

[Ceri Bloom]

erm yer actually if u dont mind!! cud i have a small saddle 2 go with it?? i no arod doesnt like them but it wud b jst 4 special outings!!

[Luvara]

of course! :grin: which colour?

[Tirithel]

Originally posted by Ruby
well, you don't need to beg, anyway!!! Here ya go!!! here's your sword. **hands Tiri the sword, well wrapped, and a nice looking sheath to go with it.** you didn't ask for the official sheath, so I made my own for ya. Well, here ya go!!!!

*Tiri takes sword, almost drops it as Ruby lets go.

WHOO! Kinda heavy! Oh well I'll just have to start lifting weights or something. Thanks! Off to change my signature now!:grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Ruby

Tari, here's Nahar, I really had to sweet-talk Sam into letting me get him!!! lol I ended up haveing to bribe him--I get to make supper, and second breakfast for a week. pfbbt anywho, here's his mithril tack, too. :thumbs: very beautiful, if i do say so myself.

Gorgeous, thank you ever so much. Sorry about all the trouble with Sam. You (or Win) could bring him over to MELI for counseling, ya know. ;)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

What?! There's nothing wrong with my Sam! *hugs Sam protectively* lol He's just a stick-in-the-mud, that's all! lol Or maybe he's being cunning... :naughty:

[Tirithel]

Ah, more clone counseling...maybe that's what I'll do after I finish school...

[Ceri Bloom]

um cud i have it in pale grey 2 match his coat colour plz?? thnx hun here's a sample of his coat so u can match it perfectly, cos i no u can!!!!!!!
also jst 1 more thing.....um.....cud i have sum more hand made arrows plz?? it seems i leggy n the twins used all mine whilst shooting ppl in Mirkwood!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Winyaél Greenleaf
What?! There's nothing wrong with my Sam! *hugs Sam protectively* lol He's just a stick-in-the-mud, that's all! lol Or maybe he's being cunning... :naughty:
lol actually, he's just not very trusting of such avid customers as I am--he thinks either that i'm incompetent, or that I'm gonna steal something. He's getting better, though!!! :thumbs: lol

Ceri--hi! :wave: anywho..ah, yes, I get to work with the saddles!!!! :whoohoo: lol anywho. let's get to work on this, shall we? **takes sample, inspects it closely, runs inside, then runs back outside carrying a beautiful saddle that perfectly matches his coat.** here ya go!!! Arrows? Ah, I think.....yes!! **reaches inside for a moment and hands Ceri a rather large bundle of arrows** :thumbs: Win keeps a pretty big stock of these, they're in popular demand these days. ;) lol need a saddlebag to carry 'em all? lol ;) jk!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

well yer now i think bout it cud i have a sadddle bag. it wnt b easy 2 get these all the way bak2 mirkwood 4 leggy without 1!! also can it match the saddle plz???? oh yer thnx its gr8!!!!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

lol hehehe, yer, sure I can match it!!!! here ya go!!!! :thumbs: it's made out of the finest leather, with mithril clasps. It's sure to stay closed, and the clasps wnt ever rust, should you accidentally leave it outside. ;) not that you would do sumthing that stupid!!! lol ;) jk!!!! anything else?

[Luvara]

hey Ruby, you stole my customer... pfbbt j/klol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

*sits around drinking a lovely glass of miruvor while she watches her 'partners in crime' bickering over their jobs*

[Luvara]

Winster, aren't you supposed to work too? :rolleyes: :p j/k lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Luvara
hey Ruby, you stole my customer... pfbbt j/klol
too bad!!!! pfbbt to ya too!!! lol jk jk!!!

Originally posted by Luvara
Winster, aren't you supposed to work too?:rolleyes: :p j/k lol
appearently, that's wut we're here for! :rolleyes: Sam, you've got one LAAAAAZY mistress!!!! lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

lollollollol
Aah... it's good to be lazy. lol Isn't it good that I ain't vying with you guys for the customers? lol

Hmm... but hey, I do do some work too. lol I just sorted out that new shipment of leather that came in this morning.

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Can I get some gold horse shoes for Nahar? pretty please and thank you!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

ooh... time for me to get my lazy butt off the cushion and get to work lol
Golden horse shoes for Nahar you said? Here you go. They're pretty comfy and will protect Nahar's hooves well. ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ohh, they're absolutely perfect, thank you! :hooray: :whoohoo: :hooray:

[Luvara]

oooh, so Win is working! :o :naughty: lol j/k

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well guys, I have to say goodbye for a while. :wave: I'm leaving the country on the 4th and I'll be without internet for a MONTH! mecry I'm going to miss everybody, but I'm be back as soon as I get home. mecry :wave: don't have too much fun without me!

[Tar-Ancalimë]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
don't have too much fun without me! lol... we'll try but prolly not succeed ;)

j/k lol... hope you have fun!! we'll miss ya :wave:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Originally posted by Luvara
oooh, so Win is working! :o :naughty: lol j/k

HEY! What's that supposed to mean? *pouts* lol

Bye Tar-Vani! Have a great time!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:wave: hi everyone, and bye vani!!!!! :smooch: we'll miss ya!!!!
:o Win??? working?!?!?!?! lol jk!!!!! lol well...can I help anyone else?
Oh, Win, since you're actually up for once, could you get me Leggy's tunic from the Council of Elrond? And Araggy's, too? :grin: please? I'm taking a lazy lesson from you!!!! :flamer: lol jk!!!!! jk jk jk jk!!!!! lol anywho.....

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Why can't you do it yourself, you lazy git? pfbbt lollollollol

All right all right. Here ya go. Leggy's brown velvety tunic and Araggy's black (it's black right?) tunic. Hand-sewn by Samwise Gamgee. Perfection guaranteed :thumbs:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:cuddle: :smooch: Thnx soooo much!!!! :smooch: luv ya!!! **yells into shop** Thnx, sam!!!!
Anywho....does misssstressss want anything? lol ;) jk!!! But, does anybody else want anything?

[Ceri Bloom]

Originally posted by Luvara
hey Ruby, you stole my customer... pfbbt j/klol

hey now now ladies no need 2 fight!!
:thumbs: hehe only j/k i no u both luv me n each other!!

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yes Ruby, you may get me Frodo's mithril, Elven brooch, Galadriel's Nenya, Sam's cooking set, Gil Galad's Aeglos, Aragorn's Anduril, Boromir's shield, Elrond's eyebrows, Legolas' braids, Gimli's beard... LOL Just kiddin' lol
heehee... nope, I don't need anything. for the moment... :naughty:

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
hey now now ladies no need 2 fight!!
:thumbs: hehe only j/k i no u both luv me n each other!!

yeah right! :rolleyes: j/k lol

Ok, so now's Ruby lazy too? What about me? *pouts* I can't do all the job! :p J/K ;) lol

[Elfdaughter]

Now now, children! lol

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Winyaél Greenleaf
Yes Ruby, you may get me Frodo's mithril, Elven brooch, Galadriel's Nenya, Sam's cooking set, Gil Galad's Aeglos, Aragorn's Anduril, Boromir's shield, Elrond's eyebrows, Legolas' braids, Gimli's beard... LOL Just kiddin' lol
heehee... nope, I don't need anything. for the moment... :naughty:
Hey, we can all do with Leggy's braids!!!! lol ;) jk!!!! Hey.....**looks closer at the list** you copied my list of stuff!!!! I already have half of that stuff!!!! lol ;) jk!!!:p lol jk jk!
And, yes Ceri, we luv ya!!!!! :smooch: at least, I do! **gives luv a strange look** ;) jk!
Soooo......doesn't anyone need anything??? :(

[Luvara]

Yep Ruby, we do love ceri, but you? :rolleyes: j/k lol :smooch:

[Stone Drake]

Uhm, what was the name of Boromir's blade?

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Heh... I have no idea :blush: Don't think it was ever mentioned.

[Finrod Felagund]

Any chance of getting Tuor's axe Dramborleg, Fingolfin's Sword Ringil, and any coat of maille worn by a First Age Elf Lord (Just not Feanorian)?
TIA

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Certainly! :grin:
Here's Dramborleg and Ringil. And as for the coat of mail, will one belonging to Elu Thingol do?

[Ruby Yavevalar]

**sounds of the machines being used are heard from inside**
**later, Ruby yells to Sam** Sam, I'm paying for some stuff I made for myself. What? Oh, I made Leggy's tunic from Lothlorien, Bilbo's gold ink, the pillows the fellowship used in Lothlorien, and the chairs from the council.
Originally posted by Luvara
Yep Ruby, we do love ceri, but you? :rolleyes: j/k lol :smooch:
:o :o mecry mecry Wiiiiiin, luv's being mean to me!!!! mecry lol jk!!! ;)
Stone Drake, i dunno the name of Boromir's sword, but if you want, we can make it for you anyways. :grin:

[Luvara]

so you're telling win? pfbbt j/k lol

[Aravail]

i just came across this thread:
could i have galadriel's phial and legolas's archery set? thanks ;) :grin:

[Luvara]

Of course! ;)
*Saaaam! can you make Galadriel's phial and Legolas's archery set, please!*
Ah, here you go! :grin: Have fun! :thumbs:

[Ereinion]

How cool! I never saw this thread too....Now,can I buy Aiglos for my beloved High King? And an extra sheild for dearest Man of Gondor?

[Aravail]

thanx for the stuff :grin: :)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hey everyone! I'm back! How has business been?

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Luvara
Of course! ;)
*Saaaam! can you make Galadriel's phial and Legolas's archery set, please!*
Ah, here you go! :grin: Have fun! :thumbs:
Hey!! verymad I'm the only one who can harass Sam into doing things!!! lol ;) jk!!!

Ere--sure! Here's Aeglos, with a mithril-plaited point. ;) we make only the finest here!! And a shield for Boromir, again, mithril-plaited. :thumbs:
Can I help anyone else? :grin:

[Ereinion]

Thanks Ruby!:whoohoo:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:thumbs: no problem!
well, if nobody else wants anything, I'll get myself Boromir's gauntlets, Sam's Elvish rope, Eowyn's Necklace, Eowyn's White Dress, and Saruman's lamps. :grin:

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Ruby
Hey!! verymad I'm the only one who can harass Sam into doing things!!! lol ;) jk!!!

Ere--sure! Here's Aeglos, with a mithril-plaited point. ;) we make only the finest here!! And a shield for Boromir, again, mithril-plaited. :thumbs:
Can I help anyone else? :grin:

Hehe, I can too! :naughty: :p lol j/k Sorry gal! :grin:

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

hey you guys, if you're up to date, you'll know I won't be around too often so I'm leaving you both with the ownership of this shop. Take care and don't fight! lol And don't bully Sam!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

WHAT??? Win, you're leaving? :mecry: You are leaving MEBM to Ruby and Luvara? I'll keep an eye on them (and Sam for you) (psst, can I get a mithril necklace for Win as a won't-see-you-a-lot-but-not-really-goodbye-present somebody?)

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Hey, just popped in a for a couple of minutes and I've noticed that Luv and Ruby have been skiving!!! verymad Delay in delivery of goods. The nerve of it!! verymad lol

Thanks Tar-Vani, I appreciate your thoughts. and the next time i come in, the necklace had better be ready. :nono: lol

[Luvara]

you're leaving? :( and you're leaving it to us? :naughty: :grin: thanks hon!! :smooch: here's your necklace! ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh, it's pretty! Can I get one for me?

[Luvara]

Of course! :) Here's one, just for you! :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh, thank you! *puts on new necklace and beams at self in mirror* I have never been disapointed by MEBM work :thumbs:

[Telumehtar]

can i get one of merry's daggers? and a beryl too if you've got em...

[Luvara]

we've got everything! ;) here's Merry's dagger and a beryl too! :thumbs:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Hellllllloooooooo!!!!!! Sorry I was gone for so long, I was grounded and didn't have a chance to get on....:( But Ishould be able to get on more often....next week.....I'm gonna be busy all this week, and the Irish Picnic's this weekend....:( I'm gonna miss you guys all this week, too!!!! mecry But!!! I am on right now, so if I can get anyone anything in the next few minutes, I'd be glad to help!!! :grin:
If not.....I've always got a few more things in mind for myself!!! :naughty: :flamer: **sees look on Win's face** jk!!!!! ;) lol

[Telumehtar]

can i get a ring of barahir, aragorn's anduril, and Eowyn's sword??? thanx

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Ruby
Hellllllloooooooo!!!!!! Sorry I was gone for so long, I was grounded and didn't have a chance to get on....:( But Ishould be able to get on more often....next week.....I'm gonna be busy all this week, and the Irish Picnic's this weekend....:( I'm gonna miss you guys all this week, too!!!! mecry But!!! I am on right now, so if I can get anyone anything in the next few minutes, I'd be glad to help!!! :grin:
If not.....I've always got a few more things in mind for myself!!! :naughty: :flamer: **sees look on Win's face** jk!!!!! ;) lol

Me and Sam are happy to have you back, Ruby! ;) :smooch:

FFF, here's the Ring of Barahir, Aragorn's Anduril and Eowyn's sword! :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I know that Nahar is a horse of the Valar and all, but I'm not so good at this whole bareback thing. Can I get some tack?

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Luvara

FFF, here's the Ring of Barahir, Aragorn's Anduril and Eowyn's sword! :thumbs:

Ooops!! I meant Telumehtar!! :blush: :grin: wait, that's the same person, isn't it?

and Vani, here's some nice tack to your horse! :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thanks muchly. ;) *puts lovely new tack on Nahar and goes for a long ride with Fingolfin*

[Telumehtar]

yup luvara itz me! illu asked me to change my name
~Telu :flamer:

[Telumehtar]

hey can i get frodo's mithril coat? (ireth and beleg r after my blood...) :archer: :battle:
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Why did you have to change your name? (I do like the new one)

[Friend of Maglor]

I FINALLY FOUND THE THREAD!! (sorry to interupt)

I am supposedly too aggressive to be bearing arms, but I HAVE to ask if you Maedhros' sword, the one that was taken from him at Thangorodrim.

And any shield ever used by my namesake!!

[Luvara]

Since Ruby isn't here... Telu, here's Frodo's mithril coat, and FoM, here's Maedhros' sword and a shield! ;)

[Friend of Maglor]

hurrah... and Luv.... I kinda have an aentire army (sorta) to supply... so I need archers guards armor, the banner of the Sons of Feanor, and three mithril coats for elven swordsmen....

[Ereinion]

Hmhm...Swordswomen...:grin:

[Friend of Maglor]

*bows* of course

[Luvara]

Originally posted by FriendofMaglor
hurrah... and Luv.... I kinda have an aentire army (sorta) to supply... so I need archers guards armor, the banner of the Sons of Feanor, and three mithril coats for elven swordsmen....

Ooh! Of course! ;) *Calls for Sam to help her* *Comes back after some minutes* Phew! ;) Here you go, everything you ordered! :thumbs: Hope you'll like it! :grin:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Hey, wut's up? Can I help anyone? No? Well then, I'll get a few things for myself, then......such as.....Aragorn's Elvish dagger, Boromir's Horn of Gondor, and...**giggles** Legolas' Hair Care Kit!!! lol ANywho.....**gets herself these things**

[Luvara]

Ruby, how come you're never here when Sam and I need help? :rolleyes: lol j/k ;) Anyone need help? :grin:

[Friend of Maglor]

yes, thank you for your help, do you sell bottled emotions? Like Fëanor's raving madness? Or do I have to start that thread? lol

[Tar-Ancalimë]

oh kaay... and you'd want it because? lol... no, no, no don't start a new thread... um I'm sure whoever is running this thread nowdays will be glad to help you :)

[Friend of Maglor]

lol!! why not? potions lotions and bottled emotions!!! ever wanted to weild a bow like legolas, a sword like eowyn? well we have the answers!!! roflmao

[Friend of Maglor]

Oh great, now I have been encouraged.... look out!

*walks of muttering "potions, lotions, and bottled emotions...." that might work*

[Ruby Yavevalar]

you know what, FoM? We gots those things!!!! lol here's Fëanor's raving madness, in a bottle. What, Sam? Oh, ok. Sam told me to tell you to drink it slowly, only a teaspoon at a time. And not all at one sitting!!! verymad ;) jk!! But, there's instructions on the bottle. ;)
Anyone else?

[Friend of Maglor]

*looks wicked, hides in corner and downs whole bottle* :flamer::flamer::flamer: WOW!!!! thats effective.... strong desire to go kill something..... I will be back for more of this, never fear!!!!!! :flamer: *eyes turn red*

[Ruby Yavevalar]

verymad verymad verymad verymad I TOLD YOU NOT ALL AT ONE SITTING!!!!!!! verymad verymad verymad verymad
**Suddenly, Ruby's eyes light up as she remembers something** :flamer: ah, well, I guess he didn't read the label to find out what happens if you do drink the whole thing at once!!! :flamer: **everyone watches as FoM's face suddenly turns red, then green, then orange, then blue, then red again, he falls down, gasping for air, clutching at his throat. When he finally gets enought air to speak, he says one word--"water!". When luv gets him some, FoM spills half the pitcher down his front, and when he opens his mouth to take another gulp of water, green flames shoot out of his mouth. then Ruby calmly walks over to FoM, pours a syrupy blue liquid into his mouth, and, after he swallows it, FoM is cured!**
See why I told you not to drink it all at once? :nono: Shame on you!!! ;)

[Friend of Maglor]

BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD!!!
And I still want to kill somebody....... eyes still demonic red........
Ack, I LIKE TURNING COLORS!!!!!!!!!

Whoa, hangover.... why am I seeing flaming ships...??

[Tar-Vanimelde]

That's what you get, trying to be like Feanor! Next time listen to Ruby (I can't believe I just said that!) Don't worry, I'm sure the effects will wear off...eventually...maybe....if you don't have any more.......

[Friend of Maglor]

*looks at Tar is disgust* "if I don't have anymore?" riiiiiiight, like I'm gonna behave like a nice little girl, and REALLY, if it werent for the red eyes, could you even tell when I am on that stuff and when I am not?! :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

yo peeps is there ne1 in??ok i need sum steel/mithril arnour 4 arod (my horse) plz!! i need t 2 b really tough cos im gonna b in battle alot now!! lol also can in get sum more green feathered arrows plz?? i need green 2 match my quiver!! ;)

[Friend of Maglor]

yay, shes getting supplies!! (private jubulation)

[Ceri Bloom]

yep i need a small practise archery target as well plz!!

[Friend of Maglor]

and I will take twenty gallons of that BFRM for myself and Ceri please..

And dont bother to include directions :flamer:

[Shieldmaiden]

*looks around craftily*

Excuse me, may I please purchase Eowyn's sword [not sure if it has a name...] and her shieldmaiden outfit [the one with the brown vest thingy]? Also, I would like her necklace and brown coat, if it's not too much to ask. :)

[Ereinion]

Hey there,MBMers!:grin: I need a sword please! Something nice,preferably NOT from Gondolin.....If you can't fing anything,then I'll take Boromir's sword.if you have one :)
Thanks!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Who is in charge here anyway? If you need more workers to meet the demand, I'll do it! But until then, you people will have to wait for a true employee to get here and help you.
FoM, if you do not take the instructions and you continue to drink BFRM, you must sign the following statement saying you will not hold MEBM responsible for your actions while under the influance and you hereby accept all responsiblity for any damages to yourself or others due to the use of the product BFRM. X________________

[Friend of Maglor]

i make my own now.... but i could do with the extra


signs---------mellondil

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*scratches head* does that count? Is that your name?
*does a double take* YOU MAKE YOUR OWN??!?!?!?!? *runs for cover*

[Friend of Maglor]

ya thats what Maglor clls me......very sweet of him too.......

and oh yes.... me and Ceri do more than just BFRM :flamer:
we have our OWN little private line of goods.......

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I just saw that on some other threads.... (it took a long time to read because of all the babble) and did you see that Nari might be starting to take BFRM? You should have to k\have a lisence (sp?) to make that stuff!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:o :o :o :o Luuuuv!!! Where are you????? Sam? **affirmative yell from inside** Whew!!! I thought I would have to take care of all you guys by myself!!!! lol ;) jk!!!
Anywho....Ceri, here's your steel/mithril armour for Arod, and 1500 green feathered arrows to match your quiver!
FoM--No!!! verymad You guys cannot have twenty gallons of BFRM!!!.............at least, not unless you promise to be a little more responsible with it--for example, only use it right before a battle!!!! Like it says on the bottle!!!!!! :rolleyes: some ppls!!!!!:o :o :o :o Well, PLEASE tell me you called my lawyer and got the copyright?!?!?!?!? At least???? And that you will sign this agreement stating that you will use all the line of Bottled Emotions (little copyright sign) and your own stuff with extreme caution, and only before a battle. X_________________
And, Ceri, you better sign, too!!! X_________________
Whew!!! Anyways, back to customers!
Ere, here's Boz's sword! Hope you like it!
SM, here's Eowyn's sword, and her shieldmaiden outfit!!! :grin:
And, Vani--Yes, we could prolly use a hand around here, ask Sam for an application.
Anyone need anything else? :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

oh ruby u r soo getting2 responsible these days. once apon a tym u wud be drinking it witht the rest of us, but alas that tym has past... mecry prety plz dont make me sign?? and thnx 4 all the arrows and the armour!!

[Ereinion]

Thanks Ruby!
Woohoo! I'm armed and ready for battle! :knight:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Y'all are soooo welcome!!
And, Ceri, since when am i too responsible too not be drinking with u guys!!! lol I just don't want u to get hurt! :flamer: unless, of course I'm the one doing the hurting!!! lol :flamer: ;) jk!!!! I luv u too much to hurt ya!!! :smooch: :cuddles: And you hafta sign if u wanna get that much extra BFRM!!! :nono: otherwise, ur gonna hafta rely on the stuff u and FoM make! in which case, i would like it if you signed neways, just to make sure you are careful! Oh, and all members of OA? I'm putting afew gallons of this stuff in the Army's thread, so we can use it b4 battle. But, just to make sure it's not abused, I'll be the only one who knows where it is, and I'll move it after each battle, so nobody will EVER know where it is!!!!! lol **evil laughter** ahem...anywho.....Can I help anyone? :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

ritey ho i spose id better sign then hadnt i? havent perfected the improved recipe yet so i cant make ne more

here X MrsCeri Bloom

that satisfy u?? and i no u wud drink with us i wos just messing with u!! and dont worry we wont gethurt, not with u around!! u look after us ok reely :thumbs:

erm yer u can help me...can i have a decent sword plz? it can be ne thing as long as its elvish and is quite light but tough and indestructable ok? thx hun i no u can make 1 4 me :wiggle:

[Ruby Yavevalar]

:hooray: Yaay!!! she signed!!! now we just gotta get maggy to sign......:huh: oh well!! lol
Ok, let's see here.........**Starts measuring Ceri's hand, waist, arm length, ect, and mumbling to self** Mm-hmm.....yeah.....alrighty then! **stops measuring, and goes inside, where sounds of the machines are heard. Suddenly, Ruby emerges.** Here you are, Ceri! A beautiful mithril/steel Elvish blade with a lovely mithril sheath and a leather belt with a mithril clasp. Notice that the blade looks slightly like Arwen's blade in FOTR, but yet, slightly like Andruil, as well! **does a POTC bit by balancing the blade near the hilt on her hand** Ok, Ceri, ur gonna hafta tell me what Orli said then.....it's been a while since I saw the movie!!! :blush: Except....."Perfectly balanced!" newho, here's the sword, sheath, and belt!!! :grin: neone else?
Oh, Ceri, have u checked ur PM's yet?

[Ceri Bloom]

yer i checked them all rite!!!!! :thumbs: thnx so much for the blade its BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! it will look even more gorgeous in battle MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! :batty: ahem sorry bout that, by the way, i have now invented a more powerful version of BFRM that will be ur secret weapon, period. tee hee

i cant tell wot he said cos i wos 2 busy staring at him 2 notice wot he said..isnt he soooo fit?

[Ruby Yavevalar]

ok.....Ceri, I'll admit, I was only half listening, myself!!!! :blush: :drool: ooooooh sooooooo fit!!!!! Such a HOTTIE!!!! :hyper: :drool: Oops!!! **cleans up the mess she made**
Ahem!!! Anyone else need anything?

[Shieldmaiden]

Yay! Thanks for the sword and the dress, Ruby! :thumbs: They're great! Exactly like the originals! Thanks again!

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Well of course!!! ;) We only make the finest here!!!! :thumbs: glad you like them!
Anyone else? :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hey Sam, can I get an application to work here? I promise to be nicer than Ruby (pfbbt) lol
*sam hands an aplication out through window*
*five hours later* geez, what do you guys need to know all that for? Ok, well, Sam says I can use the machines now, so I'm here to serve you! *stands around waiting for orders or anyone to talk too, really*

[Friend of Maglor]

I WILL NOT SIGN!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

er..........ya Ruby we make our own now, and how DARE you let the OA use it!! OK, Cei is in it so i wont fussss.. but come on its FEANOREAN lololololololololol


NOW MY ARMY HAS ARMS HORAY!!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

uum ruby can i get sum of that pippin drunken happiness stuff?? i really liked it!!!! hee hee

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I can get you some!! *runs over to sam to ask how to use the potions machiene* *CLANG* Ouch! *BOOM* *CRASH*
*tinkle*
Ahem. Here you go! (maybe I should have read the manual first. :p )

[Friend of Maglor]

ha .right.
eri, I have discovered how to juice clones!!!! So dont worry about bottled emotions. :naughty:

[Ceri Bloom]

hey thnx Tar its tastes beta if u believe that tee hee :hyper:


Ok Mell thnx 4 the heds up

[Friend of Maglor]

bows

[Ceri Bloom]

ritey oh ppl can i get sum general sup's plz?? i need 5 gallons of Dragon's blood and 100 pints of pure alcohol plz :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well, I don't know. And what will you be using it for? *stands there with hands on hips. Then thinks again* never mind, I don't want to know, really! Then I can claim ignorance when something blows up or someone dies. So here you go, 5 gallons of Dragon's blood and 100 pints of alcohol. and a complementary wheelbarrow to carry it in :grin:

#Vani#

[Luvara]

"5 gallons of Dragon's blood and 100 pints of pure alcohol "????? :o :o Vaaaniiii!!!! :rolleyes: You GAVE her all that??? :o *sighs* Here I come back to my work and Ruby have started a... a... Well,well... lol j/k ;) lol

[Friend of Maglor]

hee hee, notice the shiny liquid *displays bottle* nooooo touchie......noooooooooooo touchie.......

[Telumehtar]

no touchie?!? why do i have a feeling that won't stop you FoM???
~Telu :flamer:

[Friend of Maglor]

HEHEHE, tELU M'DEAR, EVEN I AINT GONNA DRINK THIS STUFF....... I DONT HAVE A VIOLENT DEATHWISH, I JUST GO IN FOR THE HEADTRIPS...........

HEY, I LIKE ALL CAPS.... IT WAS AN CCISENT THOUGH

[Telumehtar]

c'mon...just take a little... *rubs hands together in an impression of mr. burns* eeeeeeeeexcellent! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
~Telu :flamer:

[Friend of Maglor]

now you KNOW its poison dont you? :rolleyes: evil Telu :flamer: evil is cool!!

[Telumehtar]

that's why this smiley is evilcool! :evilcool: literally!!!! and there's nothing wrong with evil...
~Telu :flamer:

[Friend of Maglor]

i have no intentions of leaving Maglor to visi Maedhros thank you..... i dont want to know what a disembodied Feanor looks like *shudders*

[Telumehtar]

mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
~Telu :flamer:

[Friend of Maglor]

you. are. evil. *gasp* MAEGLIN would be there.... eeeeeeeeeeeeeew................ not touching it.......... do you want this in your wine someday?!?!?!?!? :pbbft: gosh..... how do you spwll that??? :rolleyes: lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Luvara
"5 gallons of Dragon's blood and 100 pints of pure alcohol "????? :o :o Vaaaniiii!!!! :rolleyes: You GAVE her all that??? :o *sighs*
I know, I know, I'm sorry! notworthy I just got carried away by the prospect of having some work, no matter what it was. :blush:

#Vani#

[Ceri Bloom]

thanks vani, dont worry its only 4 my poison experiments on the clones! MAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! and u think ur evil?? well u aint seen nuffin, *** n check out the LAFA sum time, we have evil fun there!!!
oh yer i like the wheel barrow btw its all pretty and colourful!!
well if Mell wont touch that stuff gimme sum!! i want try it plz?!?!?!

[Friend of Maglor]

* very stern Supreme Commander voice* Ceri, you do not know what this is do you....... :nono:

this is a particularly historic bit of poison , made of ingredients I consider almost sacred.... there is a loooong story behind it which I will not tell here because this isnt my thread, back to Dagornar!

[Ceri Bloom]

no but u dont no that i have invented an antidote that will cure u of ne thing, and i want 2 see if it works on that as well plz let me get sum??? :idea:

[Telumehtar]

yes, FoM, i am evil...i admit it...*shakes head sadly*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Yeah. We knew that. A long time ago.

[Friend of Maglor]

hehehehe, youre in good company :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

yep especially now im here *casually puts arms around mell and attempts to strangle her*

what? i sed i was evil :flamer: j/k j/k lol luv u reely!!! lol

[Telumehtar]

Yeah. We knew that. A long time ago.
who, me? *attempts to shove Vani into a manhole mysteriously appearing closeby*

hehehehe youre in good company :flamer: :flamer: :flamer:
~Telu :flamer:
i'm renaming this thread the Evil Haven

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ahhhh, save me!!! *shouts from the bottom of a deep, dark sewer tunnel*
is there any non evil person/elf/other around to save me?
*sits and twiddles thumbs after trying to escape the sewer with no sucess.*
Grrrr. See, I knew I shouldn't have delivered that dragon blood and alcohol. verymad
Then again, if I get out, I will be with them again. maybe I should stay here lol

#Vani#

[Ceri Bloom]

hey since u were so kind and served my the goods...ill help u out ;) and i will defend u if it cums down 2 that :thumbs: ;) lol
*throws down Caranar and shouts 'bring her up!' the phoenix soars out with Vani on her back*

thats better! *dusts Vani down* take sum of this. it'll help afta the flight! :p

and also, now can i have a pair of bellows plz?

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Wowzers, thank you Ceri! I feel oh so much better now that I'm back in the sunlight. :wiggle: For your services, here are my best bellows, in a complimentary gift box *bows, then goes over to thank Caranar*

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hey ur welcome vani, and Caranar says thnx 2 :thumbs:

nice box its so cool! these r nice bellows...ill just go test them....

[Telumehtar]

*pout pout* now i have to think of other evil stuff to do to you guys...*cackles*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*cowers behind the large desk in the front office*
what did I do to deserve all this evil energy being directed at me? Hey, judging by the population around here lately, if you do anything mean to me you won't get anything made for you or your evil friends/allies/co-conspiritors/fellow delinquints. pfbbt So there! lol And anyway, Ceri said she will defend me!
Where are all the sane, non evil people besides me?
*looks around forlornly*

#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

ummmmmmmmmmm I dont think I count.......... squirms away from Ceri trying to stangle her and tries to knock her over, resulting in a prolonged struggle in which it looks like daggers would be drawn..........

hehe, no really we're a pleasant pair of twins :rolleyes: .....havent you seen how Elladan and Elrohir almost killed each other that one time.......... or was that just me and Ceri who saw that............. hmmmmmmmmmm lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

prob just me and u mell!! lol nce 2 c u around again! and dont worry i havent got my dagger on me so ill just use this iron bar ive found.....lol j/k

yer i dont count either vani but ill come and stand next to u so that NO ONE can hurt you!! lol u should reely think about getting yourself a tiger or summat to protect you!!

[Friend of Maglor]

hehehehe, or a phoenix...

but Ceri will have some trouble protecting you if she is trying to strangle me at the same time........

[Ceri Bloom]

well u no, my split personalities can do just that....split up!! so i can do them both at the same time!! but i suggest a big cat for vani, as it will probably do a better job, or maybe a winged horse. that could be arranged lol

and the bellows work really well thnx :thumbs: ;)
will u guys on here check out my poem? its in the poetry corner and its called 'always and never' coz i want to know what you think!!

[Friend of Maglor]

hehehehehe...

sure im going over right now!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

wkd!!

right now ive made myself jealous! can i get a pair of wings for Arod please? not full time ones, just detatchable ones so he can wear them for festivals etc...

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
but i suggest a big cat for vani, as it will probably do a better job, or maybe a winged horse. that could be arranged lol

and the bellows work really well thnx :thumbs: ;)
will u guys on here check out my poem? its in the poetry corner and its called 'always and never' coz i want to know what you think!!
Now that you mention it, I guess I should mention that my Orlando clones can be very protective of me, so watch out when they are around (which is most of the time. They were on holiday when Telu attacked me.) But maybe I should get a tiger or something for when they are away, especially if I am going to be hanging around you guys. Where is Yayster's pet shop?

I'm going over to look at your poem now, Ceri!

Here are Arod's wings, I think they are the right size. Take good care of them (hah, yeah right, knowing what you can get into lol )

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

well its nice to no u trust me vani ;) of cors ill take care of them! lol coz if i didn't arod couldn't fly mecry then we'd all be laffing ducks wouln't we? lol :jester:

yasters pet shop is the the prancing pony forum..have fun! :p

[Friend of Maglor]

hehehehe, do you have any elf blood btw? :batty:

[Telumehtar]

fine, FoM, don't ask me....:rolleyes: *pack of Telu's clones jump on FoM then tie her up and leave her stranded*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Elf blood!?!?!?!? And where am I supposed to get elf blood? Geez, why do I even try? *storms off, bumps into an old, locked cuboard, which opens, dropping a bottle of elf blood into Vani's hands*
Eeeewww!!!! Here, take it! *tosses bottle to Mells* I don't want to know where that came from. :elfeek:

Of course I trust you, Ceri, I just don't want to have a broken pair of wings back in two days because they took a long time to make. But would I have made them if I didn't trust you?

Where are the normal people? And the normal requests? :p
I have to get over to Yaysters....
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

there are no normal people here vani, we scared them all away!! dont worry arod wouldn't let me break them he loves them 2 much roflmao

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Good to know! And in case anyone was wondering, I'm debating between a wolf and one of Farmer maggot's dog's over at Yayster's. So beware of tormenting the poor little worker. Speaking of which, any orders? *hopefully looking around*
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

sorry vani i just come i here 2 chat normally, did u no u guys r really friendly in here?

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Yeah, yeah. Ok, that's fine. I see how it goes. pfbbt Well, at least you come to chat. :grin:
#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

*breaks flimsay little ropes and becomes unstranded*

thanks Vani

mwuwawawawawawawahahahahaahhahahahaha :batty: :batty::batty:

[Ceri Bloom]

man mell u r so evil!! heh heh just like me!!!

vani-pfbbt pfbbt (only j/k ;) )

[Friend of Maglor]

yay evil!! you know what i wanthis for Ceri....... or you should **gives her twin an evil grin*** to the labratory!!!! muwahahah

[Ceri Bloom]

away to the lab MAWAHAHAHAHA evil genius time :batty:

(ont worry we will be back vani, or maybe you should worry!! :angel: )

[Friend of Maglor]

muwahahaa *****starts headbanging to "Make You Dance", switches to "Fireproof" now THIS is my pyro song, yeah!! :rock:

[Ceri Bloom]

of course, i have no idea what songs you are talking about!!!!

[Friend of Maglor]

you should!!! I gave you the link to one........ here is the other........
http://www.pillarmusic.com/home/index.html
click on the lil box that says fireproof ;)

woooohoooooo!!

[Ceri Bloom]

deff a good pyro song mell lol rock on :rock: :rock:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*takes up customary cowering position behind desk* Luckly Baras, my new, vicious dog from Yayster's is here. So although you may assault my ears, I will be protected from bodily harm.

And yes, I worry about you next orders (vut do you notice I'm not leaving? There must be insanity in my family. Or I just like you guys!)

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

well it must be insanity!! heh heh heh nah i think u just like us guys too much!! and how cud you not, with all the charisma in the room :angel:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

That must be it roflmao
I must admit, this is a fun place to be *goes over and makes a floating mithril bookstand for the bathtub so she can read the red book without getting the pages wet* Ooo, this is nice! I should have made one of these before! Anyone else want one? I can whip one up in no time :grin:
#Vani

[elvenrocker]

well, back to the topic. i would like an orlando bloom please :P

[Telumehtar]

*Telu twiddles thumbs, thinking of a way to get around vani's dog and do other evil deeds...*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Elvenrocker- sorry, wrong thread. You want Middle Earth Labs, Inc. (I actually just saw you there, so you know that :p ) But if you need supplies, here is the place to be, and I am the one to help you! *bows*

Telu- Heheehehe, Baras is valiant and unlikely to let anyone get around him. I have you foiled! :evil: (uhoh, I am starting to feel more evil just hanging around you, ahhhhh!)
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

well i no a way to get round him!! il just sing to him, he cant resist that!! :)

and ill take on eof those floaty thingys they look cool!! :p

[elvenrocker]

ooOoooh... then maybe i should stock up on some lotr garments for me and my new legsie :) give me what comes to mind. make sure its flexable and not tight so that we can run through fields together singing songs ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ceri- Baras is NOT fluffy, he has one head and doesn't fall asleep to music. Good try though! Here is a Mithril Bathtub Bookstand and I even etched your name on the side in elf runes. Voila!

elvenrocker- here is a lovely dress for you in blue eged with silver. It is tougher than it looks so don't worry about it as you run through the fields. Let me know if it needs adjusting or anything. For Legolas I made a black outfit that should be perfect for frolicking, not too fancy or too plain. (I had my clone be the model so it should be all correct And I know it looks quite nice!)

Hope everyone is happy!
#Vani

[elvenrocker]

ahh... beautiful :) *fits it onto my legolas clone* mmm...

[elvenrocker]

i was just thinking. this, scientifically speaking wouldn't work, cause if you clone, the end result is a baby clone. they zygote is planted into a female, which means it cant come out fully grown.


but anyhow.... :grin: *plays with his hair* aww

[Ceri Bloom]

well its not like they actually really make them is it elvy? and you know you can just edit your last post instead of double posting...its spposed to help keep this thread cean, but i dont know...
and thanks for the bookstand vani it loks so cool!! and i love the elf runes, it give it the hint of the middle-east lol aww doesn't balas even dance to music? he's gotta do something other than protect you! :flamer:

[Telumehtar]

Telu- Heheehehe, Baras is valiant and unlikely to let anyone get around him. I have you foiled! :evil: (uhoh, I am starting to feel more evil just hanging around you, ahhhhh!)
#Vani

that's my goal in life-to convert others to EVIL mwahahah lol just kiddin...or maybe not...
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I'm guessing not. But who knows what is going on in that head thing of yours. It must be a dark, lonely place lol

Baras dances, but even when he does he keeps an eye on me :p He does lots of stuff besides protecting me, but he is always within a whistle call.....
I also just got an mini balrog. Gortheb, say hi to everyone. Everyone, this is Gortheb. He is a little shy, so be nice to him, please! (and ignore the blue flames, he isn't trying to scare anyone right now)

Glad the bookstand and clothes were up to par! I'm happy now :wiggle:

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

aaww how sweet! hello gortheb nice to meet you! :wave: can he play with my dragon and phoenix vani? please pretty please???

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Sure! I think that is just what he needs to start feeling more at home with me. I hope he gets along with Caranar and Loki, by the way, I know Caranar *seeing as I was saved from a deep, dark hole by him/her* but I don't think I've met Loki. Still, Gortheb can come over for a while as long as nobody gets burned! (three fire creatures together could be pretty dangerous :elfeek: ) *sends Gortheb off to visit Ceri with a bottle of aloe*
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

ooh! aloe vera right?? ;)

and yes ill take some the armour you said i could have please :grin: i lurve being unbeatable! especialy with one of my friends :)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I know! It is so much fun. *runs of and hand beats a suit of armour for Ceri to match own* Here it is! Note the silver inlay of a phoenix and balrog on the chest plate. I thought that could be our symbol, since I have a balrog and you have a phoenix. And what could beat a phoenix/balrog/Ceri/Vani combination? (I've added a phoenix to my chest plate)

I realize that you, as a potions master, could probably mix up some very nice burn salve, but Gortheb likes the smell of aloe vera

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hey cool thanks vani!! it looks weel coool and i love the symbol, we should totally put that on all our stuff lol :jester:

i love the smell of aloe vera too!! but i do actually have a potion especially for burns ;) but i think aloe vera would work better anyway!! :hyper: :rock:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Aloe Vera has become my new best friend with Gortheb around lol. How are Loki, caranar and gortheb getting along?
Oh, and if you give me back the mithril bookstand I can put the phoenix/balrog on it too :grin:
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

oh right, or course here is the bookstand vani :wiggle:

yeah, they seem to be getting on fine! Loki is waging battle, and look! they've got the fire proof blocks out! how cute! *looks adoringly and the scene*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh, take pictures! I am making a scrapbook and I'd love to have some pictures of Gortheb with his friends. :grin:
*Vani etches the phoenix/balrog on Ceri's bookstand* Here ya go! Oh, and here are some treats I got at Yaysters for Gortheb, I'm sure he wouldn't mind sharing lol
#Vani

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
I'm guessing not. But who knows what is going on in that head thing of yours. It must be a dark, lonely place lol#Vani

not lonely; all my personalities keep wach other company! i have a truck driver who's runnin from the FBI after droppin acid and hijacking a schoolbus full of penguins...a schizophrenic who has a weird cake fetish (trust me, what he does with it is NOT pretty)...and a monkey named maurice who likes to peel bananas with his toes and shove them down people's throats while doing the funky chicken and singing 'voodoo' by godsmack.
~Telu :flamer:
PS GODSMACK RULES ALL BABY! I'M GOIN TO THE CONCERT!!!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I've missed you, Telu! :smooch:
I don't even want to ask about all the cake fetish/ acid/ monkey stuff roflmao

What concert are you going to? Who the heck is Godsmack? *cowers* don't trout me, I am just musically retarded lol

[elvenrocker]

geez lego, you're sure demanding. *gets nudged forward* ok! ok! my lego lost some items to screaming fangirls the other day and i would like to purchase some replacing gifts:

and elvish comb *leggy whispers "dont forget the fine inscriptions. very important!"*
some wine (yes, he carries some in his pocket)
and scissors to even his hair (some crazy fangirl cut an lock of his braid. he was mad for days)

[Telumehtar]

Godsmack's a heavy metal band...they kick ***
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

lol...hey, can I get some rugby uniforms please? Um...I need about 199,824 of them... and that's 999,12 in red, and 999,12 in blue please! Thanks!

[Ceri Bloom]

what the heck doyou want with all those uniforms elfy :elfeek: thats alot of clothes!! lol

Vani im talking pics as we speak, aren't they so cute :p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by elvenrocker
geez lego, you're sure demanding. *gets nudged forward* ok! ok! my lego lost some items to screaming fangirls the other day and i would like to purchase some replacing gifts:

and elvish comb *leggy whispers "dont forget the fine inscriptions. very important!"*
some wine (yes, he carries some in his pocket)
and scissors to even his hair (some crazy fangirl cut an lock of his braid. he was mad for days)

Here is an elvish comb complete with inscriptions, *Vani bows with a flourish and gives Legolas the comb for inspection* a new pouch of wine, and a loverly pair of hair dressers's scissors, to match the comb. I hope everything is satisfactory! ;)


Originally posted by Elfdaughter
...hey, can I get some rugby uniforms please? Um...I need about 199,824 of them... and that's 999,12 in red, and 999,12 in blue please! Thanks!

199,824 rugby uniforms coming right up! *Vani runs off and the sound of looms is heard coming from a back room. after a while, the buzz of sewing machiens replaces the clack of the looms. after several minutes, silence falls*
*Vani staggers out, pulling a large wheelbarrow*
Here *gasp* 99,912 blue rugby uniforms *Vani hands them to ed* and here are 99,912 red. If they don't fit, bring them back and I can do some adjusting. Oh, and here are 199,824 helmets and pairs of cleats.
Why did I ever suggest this? Oh well, it will be good or the orcs. :)

*Ceri shows Vani some pictures* Awww! They are so cute! Remember, jsut send Gortheb home when he gets to be too much. ;)

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

*legolas looks at the items with (stroking galadriels bow scene) intrest*

"hannad le"

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani looks frantically for her elvish dictionary* Drat where could it have gone? Well, you're welcome! lol
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hey he's good for now vani :grin: ;) is there anythign he's allergic to? :(

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Not that I know of, so if you find anything be sure to let me know. lol Why do you ask?

[Ceri Bloom]

cos im thinking dinner times etc...i know thta caranar is allergic to blonde elf's but i didn't know if gortheb was :huh:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ah. So it's not because he is sneezing fireballs or anything. Good. lol Well, serve him whatever you like, it sometime seems like he is a garbage disposal :grin:
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh thats sounds good, caranar never finishes her dinner, so mebe he can help.......lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Yup, Gortheb is always finishing Baras' meals, whether Baras thought he was done or not! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

hahaha sounds like him!! oh i took some more pics, here ya go :thumbs:

[Friend of Maglor]

Hiya Ceri..... heh yall

i need two pints of mortal blood, Edain preferably, dont go giving me hobbit's

and fire, bottled fire, liquid fire, powdered fire, every form you've got

[Ceri Bloom]

melll??? would you please like to tell me what the hell you need that lot for????????? :rolleyes: lol

[Friend of Maglor]

I am decorating the castle :batty: liqid flame is containable but will be sufficient to make it look like our fortress is Hell :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

oohhh that sounds good...you knoe since you've been gone, ive kinda developed my evil nature a bit.....:batty:

[Friend of Maglor]

good a need to flare mine up again....... :flamer: let us toast to old l=times... with a good ol bottle of BFRM in Dagornar :batty:

[Ceri Bloom]

ooh ya baby now your talking my languagr :flamer: *crunches bottles with mell,then downs 1/2 bottle*

[Friend of Maglor]

starts towards the caslte...... looking like she is ringed with smoke........:flamer: this is going to be fun

[Ceri Bloom]

you do know that you haven't got everything yet don't you?? or are you veing a little over keen?? :huh: roflmao