Middle-Earth Black Market

[Friend of Maglor]

I plan on flying backl as soon as my mental powers tell me that SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY IN HERE........ or I could just take the stuff myself.................:flamer: hmmmmmmmmm........

[Ceri Bloom]

why not?? just take it, im here so im sure vani wont mind a bit...i hope :p;)

[Elfdaughter]

*oof!* Thanks Tar! *ED staggers out*

[Friend of Maglor]

ok good point, and if she does she can fight it out on swordpoint :flamer:

******takes everything even remotely resembling fire in the entire place*****

[Elfdaughter]

Er, Friend of Maglor...my Dragon's don't really like being held by their tails...nor to my Balrogs come to that...I'd let them go before they get angry.....

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh dear......hay elfy do your pets wanna play with mine and vani's?? :huh: lol

[Friend of Maglor]

ok fine the non living stuff them lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING!?!?!?!? I turn my back for a second and Ceri has gone and told FoM she can raid the fire stores, FoM has been trying to steal Gortheb's fire and you've both been at the BFRM! I ask you, is it too much to ask to just have you two behave? Now. *Vani smooths her apron* Is their anything else you need? (I'd rather give you anything you ask for than let you loose in the store rooms here getting ideas) Here is the Edain blood you asked for, FoM. We didn't have Hobbit blood anyway. *holding a green glass bottle at arms length* Eww, why do we have this and why do you want it? What was the rush for anyway? Nevermind!
Oh, and you are very welcome, ED. Let me know how the matches go!
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

oops :blush: i thought you wouldn't mind vani...besides i didn't think she would take off with everything!!
BFRM is good *staggers around with her bottle*

[Mellow]

hello everyone! :wave:

[Ceri Bloom]

mellow you don't just go round where ever i am!!! verymad cant you just leave some of me alone?? :(

[Luvara]

Hey you guys! What's happening in here? How's Sam? ;) lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Sam has taken a paid vacation and left me to deal alone with FoM, Telu and Ceri. I'm about at my wits end and I can't find the order forms to restock all that fire FoM took. Oh well, I know they're around somewhere. *sigh* Oh, I'm not actually mad, Ceri. Just tired :grin:
So Luv, are you back for a while? Sam will be glad to have you back, he should be returning mid week.

#Vani

PS Mellow, do you know Ceri in real life? Just curious ;)

[Telumehtar]

"deal with" verymad?!? what's that supposed to mean?!?!? :huh:
~Telu :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh mellow should know me...im her freaking sister verymad shes just trying to crash into everything i like and take it over is all mecry :huh:

what do you mean 'deal with'??? :huh: lol

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Sam has taken a paid vacation and left me to deal alone with FoM, Telu and Ceri. I'm about at my wits end and I can't find the order forms to restock all that fire FoM took. Oh well, I know they're around somewhere. *sigh* Oh, I'm not actually mad, Ceri. Just tired :grin:
So Luv, are you back for a while? Sam will be glad to have you back, he should be returning mid week.

#Vani

PS Mellow, do you know Ceri in real life? Just curious ;)

Oooh yes, I'm back! :grin: lol ;) It's great to see everyone again! :)

[Ceri Bloom]

hey luvara want a drink?? *pushes some BFRM into her hands* :naughty: ;) :p lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani lunges across the room, knocking the offered cup out of Ceri's hands* Don't! Have you seen what that stuff does to them?
And I think it is quite obvious now what I meant by "deal with" lol Look at yourselves, offering Luv Bottled Feanorean Raving Madness!!! Humph!
#Vani

[Telumehtar]

hey, i'm not feanorean but i'll take some!
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh no! :elfeek:
*Vani runs and hides in her office before Telu can try some BFRM* I don't want to be around for this!!!

[Telumehtar]

yo ceri! can i get a bottle? ;)
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*shouts from her office* NO!! Ceri, don't! Telu, I really think you're just fine without it, really. I promise, just back away from the BFRM. Please?? Before anything gets broken.

#Vani

[Telumehtar]

broken, maimed, it's all the same thing! *need....BFRM....mwahahaha
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Noooooo! But anyway, Ceri doesn't seem to be about so the world is safe for now. Whew!

#Vani

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
BFRM is good *staggers around with her bottle*
:o **buries face in hands, shakes head, and sighs in disapproval** This is what happens when I get grounded? You guys LET Ceri and Maggy run loose???? Do I have to keep CONSTANT surveilance on those two??? ;) lol jk, you know I love you guys!!!! lol So, does anyone need help? I'm not grounded anymore, but I'm not supposed to get on here for a while.......but I think I can when mom's gone, don't you? :flamer: :naughty: :flamer: lol ;) hehehe, newho.
Oh, and Ceri, be NICE to your sis---she's the only one of her, and I'm sure that some day, in some far, far, far, FAR off time, you will come to appreciate her--it may take me longer to appreciate my lil bro, however. ;) lol **innocent face** NEWHO!!!!! I might not be on for a while, but I'll try for a bit tonight. :thumbs:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hey Ruby! :wave: Nice to have someone around who won't drink BFRM and go haywire. lol
So, what did you get grounded for, anything good? :naughty:
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hey telu no probs i'll get you your own bottle :naughty: *hands telu a bottle of BFRM before abybody can stop her* mawahahahahahah :batty:

ruby if you knew ma sister you wouldn't be saying that, honest! :angel: and we were being kinda good, me and mell roflmao roflmao

we'll be try and be good :wicked: or not ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani stares aghast as Ceri hands over a bottle of BFRM to Telu* Don't say I didn't warn you! *Sparks start flying out of Telu's ears as she turns an interesting shade of purple and smoke rings pour our of her nose* Yeah, I knew it!
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

:wicked: :wicked: mawahahahaha and now my reign will begin :flamer:

[Luvara]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
hey luvara want a drink?? *pushes some BFRM into her hands* :naughty: ;) :p lol

Erm... *backs away slowly* I don't think I dare to!!! lol :rolleyes:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Good decision, Luv! Here, have some apple juice instead :grin:
#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

What is BFRM?

[Ceri Bloom]

BFRM=bottled feanorian raving madness :flamer: the name says it all :wicked: want some??

psst: apple juice is soooooo boring, but scrummy! *licks lips* can have some?? :grin:

[Elfdaughter]

mmmm....I think I'll pass....*ED's Feanorians rush out in front of her, holding out their hands...ED shouts over them...*BUT I THINK THEY WANT SOME, IF YOU HAVE ANY! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

cool yeah sure i have enough...i make it :flamer: *walks through clones handing out bottles* here's one for you, and one for you, and one for you, and one for..........

[Elfdaughter]

lol Great....*ED looks as her clones get drunker...and drunker...and drunker....* I think I'd better go! Come on, you lot....

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani comes in with a big jug of apple juice just as the drunk clones stumble out* Well, at least that BFRM can't go down Ceri's throat now :grin: Here is some juice instead. *Vani hands some to ED and Ceri*
#Vani

[Luvara]

erm, even if you didn't hand some applejuice to me, I took some! ;) :p lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Good, I just han't seen you standing there, sorry!
Yum, I love apple juice. Better than BFRM anyday (not that I've actually tried BFRM) Anybody else want some? Help yourselves.
#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

*well i wonder what would happen if i added BFRM to the apple juice? Ceri wanders outloud*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Don't even think about it! *Vani glares over at Ceri threateningly*

[Ceri Bloom]

*Ceri gets plastered to the wall by vani's stare*
don't worry i don't think i can try from here :p :hyper: lol lol

[Elfdaughter]

lol...Go on...try.......lol

[Ceri Bloom]

key if you say so....*ceri uses her bubbles to pull her down from the wall* ahh now i know i can :wicked:

*adds apple juice to a bottle of BFRM*

[Luvara]

Hmm... This sounds dangerous!! :elfeek:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ceri- grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *Vani pops all Ceri's bubbles and glares at her again*
ED- why do you encourage her??? *Ed gets a glare too*
*Vani dumps out the tainted apple juice and steals Ceri's BFRM and hides it.* There! I know you can make more but at least this might slow you down for a while!

#Vani :p

[Telumehtar]

*Telu chugs bottle, turning various shades of violet and jumping up and down laughing hysterically* :grin:
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Ceri- grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!! *Vani pops all Ceri's bubbles and glares at her again*
ED- why do you encourage her??? *Ed gets a glare too*
*Vani dumps out the tainted apple juice and steals Ceri's BFRM and hides it.* There! I know you can make more but at least this might slow you down for a while!

#Vani :p

*ED ducks out of the way!* lol....'cause it's fun!roflmao Psst! Ceri! *ED throws her a bottle of BFRM that she made one of her clones give up.....*

[Ceri Bloom]

*Ceri catches the bottle in mid air and rolls out of vani's reach*

*cackle cackle* vani why did you have to pop my bubbles? they have feelings you know mecry :p ;)
*adds some more apple juice to BFRM and downs the bottle*Turns vibrant shdes of the rainbow, whilst slowly inflating*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

verymad What am I going to do with you guys? I mean honestly, look at how you are behaving here. Telu, stop laughing, you are going to asphixiate! Ceri, don't you go exploding, I have enough to clean up as it is!! And ED, corrupting your clones to make BFRM. :nono: verymad

#Vani

lol

[Telumehtar]

good idea ED...:idea:
*now turning various shades of blue*
off to hijack a schoolbus full of penguins!!! mwahahaha heeheehee
*still laughing hysterically*
~Telu :flamer:

[elvenrocker]

what the heck is happening? i left for half a day, and this is what happens...

[Ceri Bloom]

yep, its my evil potion making muwahahahahahahahahahaha :batty:

i'm not exploded vani, i'm just right now floating over your head, like a balloon lol is this is what happens eh?!? mawahaha i like it :hyper:

[Elfdaughter]

Hehe! *ED grabs a bottle from one of her other clones, and downs it in one.* So...what happens now?

[Ceri Bloom]

well, since you were like me and downed it, you start turning different colours and go insanely mad for a while :grin:

[Telumehtar]

anybody want some BFRM jello shots? *passes around tray of (surprise) red shots*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

No!! We most certainly do not!
*Vani starts running around like a chicken with it's head cut off*
Look at your selves! What am I going to do with you all when this stuff wears off? *Vani runs off to get an industrial strength vacuum cleaner to start getting rid of the mess, muttering under her breath* I don't know, I just don't know!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

ooohh jello shots!! *ceri looks delighted* now there's something i didn't try ;)

ill take 5 thank you lol lol :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

You know, I sometimes wonder about you guys. Seriously! (well, not so much, actually ;) ) Who would want BFRM jello shots? It's enough to make me sick to my stomach! :rolleyes:

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

*ED looks at Tar, then at the shots. Then lunges at them and takes 5. She downs them...and starts to turn a rather attractive mauve colour. Little lumps appear on her back, which rapidly grow, and become wings!*

Wheee!!!!!! Look at me! I can fly! *She yells, whilst zooming over everyon'es heads, and coming to rest, upside down, on top of the rafters.*

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh i want i want!! *ceri immediatly downs her 5, and sprouts wings whilst becoming a beautiful firey orange*

WHOOHOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :hyper:
(btw guys ill be off for a week, ok? ill see you all in 7 days!!)

[Telumehtar]

*downs rest of shots, turning violet and sprouting wings from her-hey! people shouldn't be allowed to have wings there! ;)* well, now maybe i won't have to do PE...;)
~Telu :flamer:

[Ash Nagz]

Can I have Wormtongue's horse, saddle & bridle?

:ring:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oh my god, is that a sane request amidst all this madness? I do believe it is! Whoohoo!

Well Azh Nagz (btw, I love the name) I can get you the saddle and bridle, but animals come from Yayster's pet shop, or, if you want a clone of a specific animal, try MELI. :grin:
Here is your tack and a box of tack soap as a thank you for breaking up the monotony of dealing with the BFRM addicts around here. lol

And since I see from your posts and date that you are a newbie, here is a nice warm welcome! :wave: Come back and visit soon (and maybe I'll have the jello shots out of here by then. *Vani tries to wrestle the tray away from Telu but Ceri flys over and distracts her while Telu runs away* Drat them!)

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

EDdownsAnother5Shots-whichMayAccountForHerInabilityToWorkTheSpaceBar.

ThatAndTheFactIt'sBroken!!!!

GiveMeAMinAndI'llChangeToAnotherComputer!

[Ash Nagz]

Mae govannen Tar-Vanimelde! Elen sila lumenn omenlielvo!

Thanks for the saddle and bridle. I'll try to get his horse too. ;)

I hope to become a regular poster. :grin:

:ring:

[Ash Nagz]

Just to correct my above post... the word omelielvo is to be spelled (omentielvo) but I can't edit my post for some odd reason.

[Ceri Bloom]

its cos yo can oly edit your post for 15 mins after writing it :( *a dragon flies down from the rafdters whilst here wings are diminshing and b the time she lands on ground, she has returned to the normal, slightly mad elf*

and i enjoyed those shots bring them on telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Don't worry about spelling, Ash Nagz, (AN? Ash? Nagz? Oo, I like Nagz, it sounds like "nags" lol ) none of us can spell worth ****. Especially when the spacebar isn't working roflmao
Ceri, you are never even slightly normal and you are always mad :smooch:

Anything else you need, Nagz?

#Vani

[Ash Nagz]

Hehehehe! :) Nope! I need nothing else.

[Ceri Bloom]

hahahaha roflmao hahahahaah very funny vani :flamer:

[Ash Nagz]

I just read that someone made mention of Jello Shots... If they'll get me good N'drunk then I shouldn't have any but the temptation is so great... Ok! Give me a few. I give in but I'll need a designated rider because my horse will think me an insane idiot if I take the reins.

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh look at that vani.............and we didn't even force it on him, or her lol

are you a woman or a bloke nags?? :huh:

[Ash Nagz]

My name is Chris... sorry bout that...

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah, i just checked your profile.................lol lolfine fine edit it then, i don't mid, but thats the kinda humour we like in here :p

chris, cool name :wave:

[Ash Nagz]

Ta

[Ceri Bloom]

no problemo matey..........oh no i'm not a pirate *closes eyes and turns around......................................and vanishes*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Nagz!!!!! Don't make me get on your case too! Ceri, did you subliminally condition him to drink those jello shots? I wouldn't put it past you :nono: Nagz, a word of advice- don't fall in with Ceri and Telu and all them, they are a little unbalanced if you catch my drift. And have you seen what BFRM does to them? *Vani ducks a trout from Ceri* pfbbt *Vani is not quite quick enough and gets a trout in the cheek* Well, I guess I deserved that. lol

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

Don't listen to him! He's just a *ED mutters something inaudible, and pushes a pint of BFRM into Nagz hands....*

[Ash Nagz]

Looks down at the BFRM and asks, "What is a BFRM?"

[Elfdaughter]

Bottled Feanorian Raving Madness. I think Ceri must have put the recipie into my clones genes, because they're all making it! (well, the Feanorians are, anway!)

[Ceri Bloom]

thank you!!! i'm so proud *tear* its the best suff ever, just don'tdrink a whole bottle at once, that is the only warning i give ;)

*trouts vani again, just for fun then runs*
*takesa swig of BFRM and starts giggling insanely*
psst btw i didn't do anything to nags, he took it cos he wanted it didn't you nags?? (help me out here!!)

[Ash Nagz]

Yea, I took it from waitress Ceri lol

[Ceri Bloom]

muwahahahahaha :flamer: oh goody!! i'm a waitress :batty:

can i serve you anything aelse nags? *grins devilishly*

[Ash Nagz]

-me- moves down the bar... away from devilishly looking waitress Ceri and sits next to his buddy Legolas.

[Ceri Bloom]

*pouts* i can be nice really! *puts on her best angel face and prepares to face nags again*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Don't trust her, Nagz. She is sweet once you get to know her, but I wouldn't trust her as far as I could throw Nahar (my horse clone)

ED- do you think I'm a guy?
Originaly posted by Elfdaughter
Don't listen to him! He's just a *ED mutters something inaudible, and pushes a pint of BFRM into Nagz hands....*
And stop trying to corrupt Nagz, he seems so nice!
#Vani

[Ash Nagz]

-me- takes another sip, sways on my stool and looks at Ceri's pouty eyes, "Awwww poor baby!"

Legolas pats me on the back and says, "Trust Tar mate!"

*Shakes head and takes a good swig of my pint*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thank you, Legolas!
Now if we could only get you to listen to him, avoid Ceri's eyes and stop drinking BFRM... I am the voice of sanity around this place, I swear!

#Vani

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Yes, Tari is DEFINATLY the only sane person in here....that I know of, cuz I'm sure not sane!!!! lol :p Now, please, STEP AWAY FROM THE BFRM!!!!! That means YOU, Ceri!!!! verymad :flamer: or I may have to set both of my dragons on you!!! :flamer: lol :hyper:
neways, sorry I was gone for so long. But I'm back now, so does anyone need anything? :grin:

[Ash Nagz]

I am now ... to drunk to walk. Is that an NFL football game that I hear off in the distance?

"GO PANTHERS!"

Legolas: "What are you on about?"

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Good question! Hey Nagz, can I steal your Legolas for a while? I have been longing for a normal conversation for quite some time! *Vani and Legolas go off and ignore the BFRM drunks staggering around yelling about touchdowns*

Thanks for your support Ruby. :p What have you been up to since I've seen you last?

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde

ED- do you think I'm a guy?

And stop trying to corrupt Nagz, he seems so nice!
#Vani


Er....no!:blush:

And I'm not corrupting him!!! *whispers* Here - try this...*ED passes Nagz a jello shot*

[Ash Nagz]

No! No more shots!

[Elfdaughter]

Ahh...go on....*ED calls her clones over. They grab Nagz, and ED shoves 10 shots down her. She sprouts wings.* lol

[Ceri Bloom]

HEY!! he's not ready for that yet ED!! you have to break him in gently :) *relises Nags from the clones* are you okay?? here take some potion i made up, it a surefire way to get over your drunkness, just don't ask whats in it :batty: *pouty eyes*

RUBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuddles: :smooch: :cuddles: :smooch: :cuddles: :smooch: you haevn't been around for asoooooooooooo long!! :wave: how are you? *Ceri slowly puts her empty BFRM bottle down and backs away*

vani what you mean you cant trust me?? ill cry..........

[Elfdaughter]

And I'll scream! I'll scream and acream till I'm thick!!! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

here, have a BPDH to calm you down ;)

[Ash Nagz]

No potions... No shots... and no more beer!

*Grabs a cork and smacks it into ED.* Gah.... can't stand the bloody scream'en!

[Elfdaughter]

ED doges and laughs. Here then...have a coke. I've found that helps ease the effects of BFRM. And honest, it is just coca-cola. There's nothing else in it. :)

Ceri, what's a BPDH?

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh BODH is bottled pippins drunken happiness :p ruby invented it, and i love it!! :hyper:

and yeah, nage take the coke, really its nothing :batty:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Ash Nagz
No! No more shots!

Yay!! Are you finaly listening to Legolas and me, or are you just tired of turning colors? lol Join the Jello shot /BFRM avoidance club (currently consiting of me and my clones) lol

Ceri- I love ya but, no, I don't think I trust ya. You know how it goes ;) Aww, don't cry

ED- you are a bad person lol lol

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

No I'm not...just shamless! lol

[Ash Nagz]

LOL! I can believe the shameless bit.

I'm listening and I'm not liking this new shade of purple that i've changed... *Ugh... must... not.... puke!* Runs to the loo!

[Elfdaughter]

lol...here, let me help you....honest...;)

[Ceri Bloom]

hahahahaha that soooooo reminda me of Lilo and stitch....."here, let me stop you!" roflmao roflmao so funny!!

i know you don't trust me vani, its just a fact of life ;) :smooch:
GO ED! GO ED!!! :whoohoo: :hooray:

[Elfdaughter]

lol...hehehehehehehehe!!! :naughty: Drat...now I've lost her...

[Ceri Bloom]

now you've lost who??? :(

[Ash Nagz]

Sure ED! Come in the men's loo and help me! :)

[Elfdaughter]

Nagz! Found her!!

[Ash Nagz]

Eh?

[Tar-Vanimelde]

OK, Nagz is a guy. lol

[Ash Nagz]

Do you want prof? I can post up prof for you lot!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hmm, sounds like that might be interesting. What kind of proof? :naughty:

#Vani

[Ash Nagz]

Unzips my jeans... looks down... *I have a digi-cam*

[Ceri Bloom]

meheehhhehhehhehhehhehhehh :naughty: :flamer: excellent!! :flamer: NO!!!! *iamdatingradiamdatingradiamdatingrad* lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

But I'm not! :naughty:

[Elfdaughter]

Eh? Nagz...you had 'female' in your profile before!! Tell me I'm not going crazy......please!!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

well he tried to tell me he was a woman..but then changed it lol

go vani :naughty:

[Luvara]

Ok, ok! lol Maybe we better stop it here... :naughty: ;) :p

Do we have any new customers? :)

[Elfdaughter]

Er...we haven't had any since Ceri scared Nagz off! lol

[Luvara]

That's what I thought... :rolleyes: pfbbt ;) lol

[Elfdaughter]

heehee!! lol

[Alcarohtar]

I'd love to have the Gil-galad's Aiglos. He's the greatest elf of all.

[Luvara]

Ah, a customer! :grin: Welcome!!! ;)

*runs in the back, comes back with Aiglos after a couple of minutes*

Here you go! :grin: *hands over Aiglos*

[Alcarohtar]

Thank you very much Luvara :whoohoo

[Ceri Bloom]

hey i didn't scare him off!! i seem to remember someone chasing him into the bathroom.....lol

oh while i remember can i have an uodate on my bow please?? *hands over a very chipped plain looking wood-elf bow* :grin:

wlecome alca :wave: (ill be nice dont worry everyone :p :grin: )

[Luvara]

You're welcome Alcarohtar! :)

And Ceri, here's your new bow! ;) *hands over a new,shining wood-elf bow*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ceri, I thought you were the one who chased him into the men's room lol
But hey, we have customers anyway (well, one) so I guess you're not that bad for business ;)

#Vani

[Pippin]

Hi all, I've been directed over here from the lab. Having just purchased three actor clones and two hobbit clones, I'm needing some clothes. But thanks to the shopping spree in the lab, I'm running short of money! What are the basics my clones will need?
:grin:
Pip

[Alcarohtar]

What's this all stuff 'bout scared me off and chased me into the bathroom? lol

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Pippin, I'd recomend the supreme clone care package, complete with weapons specific to your character, armour, armour and weapon cleaning kits, extra cloaks and assorted odds and ends such as water bottles, packs, toothbrushes etc. Would you like three?

Al- I think Nagz is the one who was chased into the bathroom, not you


#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah, but i thnk we both managed it vani :naughty: i think i can still hear hoim throwing up lol

thanks for my bow its gorgeous!! :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I do think you're right lol
Poor Nagz! Where is he, I haven't seen him for a while. He can't still be in there...

#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

Hello, Van.....*GASP* so many new peeps (notices that Ceri had roughly a thousand more posts than her.............Lor.......)

I think I am out of elf blood thanx........

[Tar-Vanimelde]

And what would you be using it for? *Vani looks sternly at FoM, then melts* Well, since you haven't been stirring up trouble lately, here you go. 5 quarts elf blood, I hope that is enough, it is all we have in stock at the moment, but I'm ordering more. Geez, you guys really run through the blood! (ugh!)

Where have you been posting so much Ceri? I'm stil trying to break 1000...

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

Ummm...Vani...about setting up shop.... (Hey Ceri...I'm catching up, post-wise!!)

[Ceri Bloom]

yay!!! so many posts!! :hooray: lol
post wise it is the prancinf pony that does it really, drop in some time vani you'll like it ;)

i haven't seen nagz in a while...must be work...lol
MeLL!!!!! heya hun :smooch: wanna share what the blood is for with your twinnie eh?? lol roflmao

[Tar-Vanimelde]

ED!!! So, would you like a workshop? There is a loverly one here with a good view, all yours if you want it!

#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

oOOOOOooooooooOoooooo......yes of course yo are welcome to it Cer, and noIhaven't been a bad girl because i havent been here :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

Thanks Vani!! *ED settles down at her workshop....with lots of bottles of BFRM.....lol *

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh could you do woth some help ED?? :grin: im a hard lil old worker lol

thnx mell :smooch:

[Friend of Maglor]

:smooch:

glad to see the BFRM addiction is spreading :flamer:

so whos new?

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh wel there was this guy nagz, who got sick on BFRM jello shots :flamer:
but he kinda disappeared lol

so vani can i ask you a question?? :angel:

[Friend of Maglor]

jello shots........oh.......could use some of those..........hmmmmmmm........i need a new harp........

*the question hangs in the air**Mell picks up a stick and hits it like a pinata**

[Tar-Vanimelde]

What's your question, Ceri? (Why am I so nervous? lol )

Need anything, ED? *Vani peeks in to say hello, sees the BRFM on ED's table and starts fuming* Why is that stupid stuff so popular?? Argh! verymad

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

*Ed quickly hides the barrel under her desk...* :blush:

I'm fine! I could do with some customers though.....

[Ceri Bloom]

dont be nervous vani! :wicked: all i want ot know is if i'm allowed to set up my experiments tent in here! sheesh lol

i love BFRM!!!! :flamer: you cann never take it away from me! NEVER!!! :wicked:

[Elfdaughter]

Mwhahaha!! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah, well once your addicted........:flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

It's impossible to get off!! lol lol lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

exactly! we really should try and get vani to take some...then she might get addicted too!!!! roflmao

[Ash Nagz]

I never had female in my watchmacallit... thing.

[Ceri Bloom]

prifile m'dear lol, no but you did tell me that you were....then you changed it!! roflmao

[Elfdaughter]

YOU DID!!! Stop lying! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

heh heh calm down ED :grin: mebe you dreamt it?? :wicked:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ceri- you can set up a tent- but you''re on probation, no funny business or you'll be out on your rear! I'm keeping a close eye on you :nono: lol
ED- I'll see what I can do about customers, but keep way from the BFRM!
Ceri- I will never try BFRM, NEVER!!!!! pfbbt
Nagz- hi hi hi, where've ya been my little gender challenged friend? (jk!)

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

lol ok thanks soooooo much vani! :smooch: ill be good i promise :abgel: and ill clean up all the messes.........;)

one day you will try it vani, oneday :p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Nope, never! I've signed a contract with myself on the subject! lol

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

riiiiiight ok vani!! *rolls eyes* i'm sure you'll come round to the idea! lol :wicked:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*indignantly* No I won't! You are a bad influence, you know that? I'm never listening to you pfbbt

Why did you want a tent here anyway? I've been hearing odd noises...

#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

muwahahahaahhahahahah.........ooops maybe that is hurting the case.......c'mon!!!! it means I can put a description up!!! it is a GOOD positive force description!! And who can manage to stay away from BFRM!!! it is impossible!!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I can! I have iron will power, test me if you dare.

#Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

but iron wears with time...............:flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

i told you that i want a tent to do some experiments, and so we don't keep having to borrow/use elvish blood :flamer:

and mell, if you put a zinc covering on the iron....it won't wear near so quickly lol (sorry one chemistry lesson ;) )

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I have a will of zinc coated iron !!! lol
As to the tent, I did know that, you're right. You're not sacraficing anything in there, are you?

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

nope! :angel: seriously i'm not......its just a few chemical experiments :wicked:

thats a new will on me vani!! roflmao

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
heh heh calm down ED :grin: mebe you dreamt it?? :wicked:

I think it was the BFRM....lol

OK Vani... I'll keep away from it...for a bit! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

heh heh BFRM is addictive!! :grin: (my secret recipe ;) )

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Whoohoo! ED is going to actually be the first to listen to me (even temporarily) and avoid BFRM! Aw yeah! roflmao

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

pfbbt lol well she'll come back to us soon! (i hope :p )

[Elfdaughter]

*ED whispers to Ceri* ( You really think I'm keeping off it? I'm just saying that to keep her off my back! lol )

[Ceri Bloom]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH roflmao roflmao
good idea! ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

OOOOOO!!!!! verymad You are all hopeless, you know that!?? HOPELESS!!!

*Vani storms off, knocking over any bottle of BFRM she sees*

lol

[Elfdaughter]

lol...*ED takes a swig of BFRM...*

[Ceri Bloom]

*Ceri jumps out of Vani's way, picking all remaining bottles of BFRM....*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

ED, I was so proud of you, and now look! Falling all over the place. Ceri, I'm blaming this all on you! pfbbt

lol #Vani

[Friend of Maglor]

I created it, but Ceri added the kick!!!! woo hoo we are unstoppable!!!

hey, enough blood, do you have and dragon scales? pretty ones....i am making armor.......;)

~*~:flamer: Rananar :flamer:~*~

[Tar-Vanimelde]

At your service, as ever! *bows*
I have a whole bushel of dragon scales, take as many as you need. You can go through and pick out the pretty ones if you want. Just remember, don't make a mess in here this time! If you need to drill them or anything you can use the back workshop, it's empty.

On a different note- why did you ever create the headache known as BFRM? It is the bane of my existance!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

what can i say mell?? its what i do best!! :grin: i know you blame it on me vani, how many times have you told me?? roflmao

GO ED!! :gofatty: hhmmm mell why did we invent BFRM?? :huh:

[elvenrocker]

im bored :stomper: save me from this evil!

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmm have some BFRM, it will save you from all boredom.........:grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

That might be true, but it will also 'save' you from sanity. Look around at who is drinking this stuff. Argh!
Ceri, I'm glad you know I know it is all your fault! ;)
#Vani

[Thranduil]

The Middle Earth Black Market...I go around WotR looking for weird threads such as this. While I'm at it, I'll pick up my own MBM Frodo's Sting and the archery sets of Legolas, Thranduil, and Haldir. Cool

-Thranduil, King of Mirkwood :rock:

[Elfdaughter]

(ER...Thranduil...I included Sting with the clothes over at the MELI clone labs. Don't worry, I work here as well though!)

[Thranduil]

Thanks! :)

-Thranduil, King of Mirkwood :rock:

[Ceri Bloom]

heya thranduil, you want a wierd thread?? you got the best one right here!!

Vani of course i know!! you tell me alll the time, and how could possible forget?? roflmao

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Maybe I should put up signs, "Middle Earth Black Market, Weirdness Celebrated!"

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

bit rare, but can i get a silmaril? :grin: just wondering if it was possible. theres the one on idril, one in the sea, and one in the earth... the one in the sea is probably easier to find ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Anything is possible for me, and I just happen to have a silmaril right here, plucked from the center of the earth (I have some useful Balrog friends ;) ) The question is, should I let you have something so precious? Hmmmmm.......

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hee hee can i design the sign vani?? *beg* please?? *puppy dog eyes* pretty please??

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well, I'm not sure I should let you, I mean, are you trustworthy? This is a big job, lots of people will see it and all. Hmm... you beg quite nicely but you are a BFRM addict...... oh well. Why not? Just let me see it before you put it up anywhere.

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Anything is possible for me, and I just happen to have a silmaril right here, plucked from the center of the earth (I have some useful Balrog friends ;) ) The question is, should I let you have something so precious? Hmmmmm.......

#Vani

actually, my feanor clone has just invented a silmaril :) I don't know how he squeezed it into his tight schedual.

[Ceri Bloom]

heh heh i need a feanor clone.......maybe i should go and ask for one?
YAY!!! :smooch: :smooch: thanks so much Vani, yes you can see it ;)

[Elfdaughter]

psssst..show me first! We can do two....lol

[Ceri Bloom]

ok! *telepathic message* ok so i'll do one, show it to vani, then out the other one up? :hyper: :p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Sneaker! Don't forget, i can just take them down if I don't approve! ED, you are a bad person lol

elvenrocker- darn, I wanted to see you beg! Oh well, I hope you like your silmaril, and now I have one of my own ;)

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

lol. odd enough.. i dont know how hes coming up with these things :p all this time i thought he was shooting outside with lego...

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Hm, you just have a talented Feanor. He can multitask- shoot and plan how to make a silmaril for you. Handy! lol

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

*feanor walks in and takes a low bow* "hantanyel ;)"
lego: "feanor! stop with the lady charming! we are not yet finished, and besides, you might scare her with your yrch looking face!"
*giggling noises*
feanor: shut up glorfindel!
*glorfindel bursts out laughing*
glorfi: you know.. he does have a point :p
feanor: you're just jealous!
ME: SHUT UP!!! I don't want to witness any kinslaying ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

roflmao Aw Feanor, I think you're cute! Don't listen to what Glorfindel or Legolas say. ;)

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

feanor: *grins* "see... I told you she likes me best"
lego:*pouts*
glorfi: *whispers to lego* maybe... but we can still beat him at archery... :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

:smooch: Course I like you best, of elvenrocker's clones that is. Don't worry Legolas, you have my heart. And Glorfindel, I'm sure you can bet him at archery.

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

glorfi: Of coarse I can :) I didn't just beat the balrog with sword you know! :grin:
lego: stop gloating!

feanor: You can NOT beat me at archery! I happen to have a few thousand years more practice than you *hmph*

glorfi: hah! I didn't whimper and drop my arrow at the sight of a balrog!

lego: I did not whimper :blush:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I know you didn't whimper legolas lol
Glorfindel, I know you are wonderful :thumbs:
Feanor- don't worry, you don't have to be good at everything, I mean you can make a silmaril after all!

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

alas.. that method does not work. nothing does. these boys will keep rambling as is their nature.

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
ED, you are a bad person lol
#Vani

Nope, just morally retarded.:wicked: lol

[Ceri Bloom]

heh heh retarded is such a funny word roflmao roflmao

i love all your clones, can i give em a hug? *hugs all clones*

[elvenrocker]

who what when where how why?

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Are you asking Ceri who's clones she's hugging? Or do you have a different aim for all you questions lol

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

the first ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I'm guessing she really meant all and is hugging everyone's clones, although that would take a while esp if ED is around lol

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom

i love all your clones, can i give em a hug? *hugs all clones*

:elfeek: That'll take a long time.... lol

[Ceri Bloom]

hhhmm *Ceri starts whizzing round in a blur*......................................10hours later...............................* phew!! i hugged everyine's clones :naughty: ca i go sleep now? *falls on the floor snoring*

[Friend of Maglor]

Originally posted by elvenrocker
*feanor walks in and takes a low bow* "hantanyel ;)"
lego: "feanor! stop with the lady charming! we are not yet finished, and besides, you might scare her with your yrch looking face!"
*giggling noises*
feanor: shut up glorfindel!
*glorfindel bursts out laughing*
glorfi: you know.. he does have a point :p
feanor: you're just jealous!
ME: SHUT UP!!! I don't want to witness any kinslaying ;)

heh heh......but I DO.........:flamer:

oh that was the best.....you should really do humor RP..........lol

[Friend of Maglor]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
what can i say mell?? its what i do best!! :grin: i know you blame it on me vani, how many times have you told me?? roflmao

GO ED!! :gofatty: hhmmm mell why did we invent BFRM?? :huh:

oh, and we invented it because I am Fëanor obsessed and desire his livid madness rnning in my veins..........:flamer:

[Laurelin]

Well...since weirdness is celebrated here and you and Ceri told me about this place...I thought I'd drop by! :) Hiya!!! I see there's some BFRM drinking going on in here too. lol

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Maybe I should put up signs, "Middle Earth Black Market, Weirdness Celebrated!"

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

Originally posted by Friend of Maglor
heh heh......but I DO.........:flamer:

oh that was the best.....you should really do humor RP..........lol

thanks :grin: Well, it's basically RP in the other Middle Earth Black Market, though I'm not sure if its spamming or not. Because it doesn't really have a plot, It wouldn't be considered PP either, so I'm at a loss.

[Elfdaughter]

It's just madness!! lol

[elvenrocker]

yes lol fun madness :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Middle Earth Black Market: Weirdness and Madness Celebrated!

Come on in and join the randomness lol
-Nice to see you here Laurelin! Keep away from the BFRM, I clean up in here often enough lol
#Vani

[elvenrocker]

lol. randomness is to be celebrated :) (ai elbereth! everytime i read "celebrate" i read it as "kele-bhrat-ay" hahahaha) lol

[Elfdaughter]

eh?? :confused: Why??

[Tar-Vanimelde]

'cause she's elvenrocker and she's weird and random. Hey, she's in the right place entdraught

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

we're all in the right place ;) wotr is the right place for everyone :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

of course it is!! :p

hey laurelin nice to see you made it :jester: have some BFRM, it'll help you loosen up

*Ceri stretches after being asleep for 10hours* aahhh why is it that i always miss you Mell? :(

[Laurelin]

Cheers Ceri! entdraught :guzzle:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

NOT IN HERE!!!! Lordy, what will I do with you all?

lol #Vani

[Laurelin]

Love ya Vani! ;) lol

[elvenrocker]

lets ban any mind altering substances ;)!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Thanks Laurelin :smooch: I guess I can put up with you lol

elven- I'd try but I think we'd end up regretting it, the addicts can be, well, messy, to put it mildly. I don't want to make them too mad at me ;)

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

or distract them with orlando pictures (for the lovers) and orlando with an arrow through the centre pictures (for the antis) while we scoop up their drinks and hide them away in a secret locked up storage ;) I think I'll get my feanor clone to help me with the locks lmao

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Go for it! Here are copies of all the best Orli pics I could find and a handful of arrows. I'll distract them!
*Vani goes running of shouting about a fire in one of the workshops*

#Vani

[Laurelin]

Won't work Vani and Elven! ;) Besides, I'm not messy, I'm kinda a neat freak. lol :) Now the others I cannot vouch for.

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmm since i make BFRM how will that work?? roflmao

[Laurelin]

Ah, you're the maker of BFRM! IC That explains it all! lol ;)

[elvenrocker]

alright, vani... plan B *whispers something in her ear* ;) mwahahahahahahaha

[Laurelin]

Uh oh, a conspiracy! lol *gathers all BFRM drinkers together and braces for assault* ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Huh? You want to swoop down on them with a dragon, steal Ceri and force her to tell us the recipe then hide all the ingredients? Why don't we just tickle it out of her? *Vani starts tickleing all the addicts indiscriminatly*

#Vani

[Laurelin]

lol, alright Vani...lol lol lol roflmao *gasps for air* roflmao

[elvenrocker]

*sends an army of anti-bfrms on a mission to destroy all the ingredients* ;) buh-bye

[Laurelin]

Quickly Ceri, hide the ingredients!!! ED, where are you? We need your help! lol

[elvenrocker]

*dispatches thorondor on the "quest to destroy the last of the evils of middle earth"* :flamer:

[Laurelin]

*prays reinforcements will arrive* :elfeek:

[elvenrocker]

*dusts hands* done... and.... done. MWAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* haha *looks around* maybe I should go... *is scared*

[Ceri Bloom]

*starts screaming so that Vani will put her hands over her ears*Runs up to Thoronder and whilst Elven isn't looking switches him with another one* :wicked:

yes maybe you should run.........now...........:flamer:

[elvenrocker]

oh... but the ingredients you think you have are also swapped. with what? I can't tell you ;) ehee

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmm I'll just find some more ingrediants then, from my special place..........:flamer:

[Laurelin]

Finally! Ceri arrives!!! :whoohoo:

[elvenrocker]

lol. ceri, if your "special place" is in your pocket, we've already plundered that. ;)