Middle-Earth Black Market

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani takes out the earplugs she was wearing* What? what's going on? Did it work?

[elvenrocker]

eheeehehe... yes. yes it did. :)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Yay! BFRM free zone, until they figgure out a way to make more that is :p

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

what do you mean figure out a way?? hello!!!!!! all i do is get more form mell!!! duh! roflmao roflmao

[Laurelin]

*places order with Ceri for more BFRM* lol

[elvenrocker]

*steals the order forms and breaks the printer. takes all the paper and writing utensils on her way out.* :grin:

[Laurelin]

HEY!!! Come back here with those! lol I wasn't finished. pfbbt ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmm no matter, al you have to do is tell me, then I'll remember!! roflmao roflmao all sorted then? ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

No! Why must you all make my life so difficult? Btw

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh thats today? yeah happy thanksgiving everyone!!

because we love you vani :smooch:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

yah, I know ya love me, otherwise you wouldn't put up with my nagging lol Just like I wouldn't put up with your smoke rings if I didn't love ya back :smooch:
While I'm on that topic, can you change the batteries in the smoke detectors for me? You guys have been setting them off so much their batteries are dead ;)

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh okay! :grin: ..................

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all done! :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Wow, thanks, that was quick! And you didn't fall off the ladders or anything! You want a job? You can be the fix it person! lol

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

okay!! that would be well fun!! official fix it person, :grin: please can i have the job? please? please? please?

[elvenrocker]

lol. or maybe the "hotness" of the clones really set them off ;) :flamer: lol

[Elfdaughter]

*ED sneaks back in...hiding a lot of...something...under her cloak.....* :naughty:

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmm i wonder what ED has? *fake inerest* Real interest* ooohh i DO wonder now!

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
okay!! that would be well fun!! official fix it person, :grin: please can i have the job? please? please? please?
Of course you can! *Vani hands Ceri a set of keys* Here, these will let you into all the rooms except the restricted ones, which, quite frankly, I wouldn't trust you in :p Just fix anything that seems to need it. And fixing does not include things like making the fountain out front run with BFRM instead of water, or rigging the doors to dump water on people or anything, OK? :nono: If I see you being crazy I'll just change the locks! Oh, here is your name tag, it says "Ceri Bloom, official fix it person"

#Vani

[Laurelin]

*sneaks off with ED*...heh heh heh

Happy Turkey day to all of you (sorry I'm a day late)! See you when I get back in a week. :smooch:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Bye laurelin, where are you off to? Never mind the delay, happy thanksgiving to you too!

I trust none of you! Put the BFRM down!!!

#Vani

[Laurelin]

*sneaks off with bottle of BFRM for the road* Don't worry...someone else is driving! lol ;)

I'm off to Honduras for a scuba diving trip! *desperately seeks warm weather* :grin: I'll miss you all! :smooch:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Wow, have an amazing time! We'll miss you, be sure to let us know how it went when you get back!
*Vani steals the BFRM and replaces it with a disposable camera* Take lots of pictures, and avoid the BFRM :grin:

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

haven't visited in a while. all is well i hope ;) and no bfrm in my sight (im fine with you people drinking, as long as i dont see you drinking it) :p

[Ceri Bloom]

BFRM........hmm yummy........bye Laurelin! have fun!! :wave:

YAY!!!! I have a job!! okay now lets see what this key can let me into.....:flamer: *swig*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Crash* *tinkle* *BOOM* *bits of detritus come rolling down the hallway*

CERI, what are you doing back there?!?!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

ahem....nothing! :grin: :angel: *Vani comes to inspect* go away! I'm doing nothing!! really! *pushes Vani out the door and locks it after her*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Don't forget, I have the master key! Oh well, nothing important is in that room anyway, and I guess if you stay in there it limits the disaster area in the long run. lol

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

*takes a peep in the room* whoa! *jumps on a fluffy couch and turns on the tv*

[Elfdaughter]

*ED peeks in...* good...no Vani..... *and rolls in a dozen barrels of BFRM.* :naughty:

[Ceri Bloom]

heh heh what can i say? it's now my little BFRM zone, thanks Vani!! you're the best :smooch:

[elvenrocker]

hey! *taps the "no bfrm" sign hung on the ceiling*

[Elfdaughter]

*Which ED quickly takes down and hides.* lol

[Ceri Bloom]

yay!! go ED ;)

right now, i think we should go out and serve before vani gets suspicious muwahahahahaha :flamer:

[elvenrocker]

*gasps, and taps on the large wall which is painted with a "NO BFRM" sign* :p *issues invincible robots to snatch bfrm bottles*

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Elfdaughter
*ED peeks in...* good...no Vani..... *and rolls in a dozen barrels of BFRM.* :naughty:
I don't know whether to laugh or cry! You guys (Ceri and ED, not you, elven, you're on my side) are horrible! No BFRM in here!!!! *Vani sends in Pharazon and Gortheb to get rid of whatever BFRM elven's robots miss*

#Vani (I love you all :smooch: )

[Ceri Bloom]

well well well what have we here? *Ceri trips over a deads robot, and then turns around and kicks it on the pile of other dead robots*She unleashes Loki and Torog to coutner Vani's pets*

*sneaks off to make more BFRM*

[Elfdaughter]

*Hithui and Tain also help in the massacre of the robots, whislst she calmly paints over the 'NO BFRM' signs.*

[Ceri Bloom]

good good, all seem to be back to normal :p

[Elfdaughter]

Yip...with extra BFRM!!!

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah! :hyper: all's well and good, and hopefully one day Vani will learn to not try and stop us ;) :p

[Elfdaughter]

lol...poor Vani!

Oh yeah, Ceri, what's your forum adress?

[Ceri Bloom]

heehee yeah poor vani :cuddles:

i will give you my forum address as soon as it's back online, recently we lost all our data mecry

[Elfdaughter]

Ah, no! Good luck getting it back.

Hehe...You enver know, we might actually convert Vani one day! lol

[Ceri Bloom]

haha like that will ever happen, after her big stands, i dont think she will ever try it!! lol

thanks, when mell turns up online it hopefully will be back up ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I will never be converted! (what do you mean big stands? Oh, like the time I turned purple from yelling and ran around stealing all the BFRM? well, maybe :blush: ) but as to trying the wretched stuff...Never!! I have a will of iron, remember? (Zinc coated lol) *Vani ropes off the room as a BFRM area* While I'll never convert, I may give in slightly. You guys can wreak havoc in there, but only in there, ok? Maybe this will help CONTROL THE MADNESS IN HERE!!!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

well it's a start vani, we'll make an addict out of you yet lol lol ;)

yay!!! we are free to drink BFRM ED!! :hooray:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Only in here! Remember that!!! And I am in no way shape or form on my way to becoming an addict! lol You, however, are a lost cause. As is ED. pfbbt

#Vani

[elvenrocker]

*slips a little something into all the BFRM bottles*

*whispers to vani* when they all fall asleep, we have 5 hours to drag them out and steal all their top secret ingredients ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

yeah, if you knew what the top secrest ingrediants are!! :flamer: and i haven't writtne them down so pfbbt

oh and since tou said that, I'm not drinking this particular batch of BFRM, and neither is any one else!! roflmao roflmao I'll just go make some more :p

[elvenrocker]

oh fine :P i'll just get you when you aren't looking/reading.

[Ceri Bloom]

hhmmm since i have an armed bodyguard, how will that work?? roflmao :p

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Even if it doesn't knock you out, elven ruined a batch of BFRM, which sounds good to me! Keep going lol

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

hahahahhaahahaha :flamer: very funny vani lol must go and update the next batch with a special formula :wicked:

[Laurelin]

Aiya! Hi all, I'm back from Honduras!!! Heh heh heh... And lookie what I brought with me *whips out several cases of BFRM* I missed ya all!! entdraught

[Elfdaughter]

YEAH!! *Hugs laurelin* Welcome back! :entdraught:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

How was Honduras, you lucky duck? We missed you :smooch:
In case you didn't read the backlog, I've created a BFRM zone in a back room where you guys can go to party, but only back there! No more trashing the whole place.

#Vani

[Laurelin]

Aw, shucks! *loves all the affection - and returns it*
:smooch: to Vani Even though BFRM is banned 'cept in the back room ;) The trip was nice underwater for the most part and very wet on land. lol Confused? Lemme explain...I'm a scuba diver and it rained the whole time I was there! Oh well. I can't have everything now can I?? lol

:smooch: to ED

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Only in here! Remember that!!! And I am in no way shape or form on my way to becoming an addict! lol You, however, are a lost cause. As is ED. pfbbt
i'm surprised you didn't say me too....mecry

hey, toss me a bottle!
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

Here ya go Telumehtar!! entdraught *hands fresh bottle over*

[Ceri Bloom]

ooohhh me me me!! :hyper: i'm totally gonna need some :hyper: :hyper:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Sorry sorry sorry, I didn't mean to leave you out of the addicts list, Telu. Here, is this better?

Vani's official Bottled Feanorian Raving Madness Addicts List
Telu
Ceri
ED
Laurelin
(am I forgetting anyone else? Wow, you guys make quite a stirr just the four of ya lol)

#Vani

[Laurelin]

*hands bottle to Ceri* Aw, Vani...I'm not that much of an addict! ;)

[Telumehtar]

:grin: perfect!

*chucks zucchini at Vani*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Oi! ( ooh, I like the way the ! looks next to the i. teehee) *Vani throws a rotten tomato at Telu* Why are tomatoes so often the rotten vegetable of choice?
Laurelin- yeah, ya are. ;) lol

#Vani

[Laurelin]

*sits stunned for a moment* Hmm, maybe you're right! lol And to think that I'm fairly new here and I STILL made the list...ouch! roflmao

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I bet ED, Telu and Ceri think of it as an accomplishment. I'm still grieving over your tragic corruption mecry
#Vani

[elvenrocker]

Well... back to clones? is anyone wanting a clone? please?! this place has gone to the dogs, or might I say BFRM addicts? ;)

[Elfdaughter]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde


Vani's official Bottled Feanorian Raving Madness Addicts List
Telu
Ceri
ED
Laurelin


#Vani

Hey, how come I'm third?? pfbbt Not fair! verymad

[Laurelin]

Yeah, afterall, you and Ceri are the ones that corrupted me! lol ;)

[elvenrocker]

the "ring leaders"

[Tar-Vanimelde]

:rolleyes: lol Ok, fine, here:
Tied for first = Ceri, ED, Telu
a close second = Laurelin

ER- this is the Black market, after all. What did you expect?

Bye everyone, I'll see you in two weeks. Enjoy your holiday! :wave: Don't miss me too much ;)

#Vani

[Laurelin]

I hope you have a great holiday Vani!! We'll miss you. :wave:

*turns to ED, Ceri, and Telu* :wicked: Heh heh heh...while the cats away... *hands out bottles of BFRM* ;)

[elvenrocker]

wait... whos going where for the holidays?

[Elfdaughter]

Yeah.. thanks Laurelin!!

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
I bet ED, Telu and Ceri think of it as an accomplishment. I'm still grieving over your tragic corruption mecry
#Vani
but of course! *tosses bottles to Laurelin and the other addicts*
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

Sweet!!! Thanks Telu. *chugs down previous bottle and opens new one* hiccup* :entdraught: Ah, the color purple... lol lol lol

[Ceri Bloom]

seems like everything is normal around here...and vani when u read this why wasn't i a big big big first since i invented the stuff?? :p ;)

i am gona for a week and there is not even two full new pages...wow!! lol lol

[Telumehtar]

oh yeah, i forgot you invented this...*glances thoughtfully at bottle*
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

*grins and sips some more from the bottle* :grin: I too forgot...oops ;)

[Elfdaughter]

*ED takes a massive slurp* But you did put the recipie into my Feanorians....

[Ceri Bloom]

so? they cant add anything to it though :p i can :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

lol..oh, I wouldn't know... they've been practicing....

[Ceri Bloom]

well they better not have been!! *glares at all the clones of ED's she can see*

[Elfdaughter]

*which is about three. and who hide themselves very well* Well, Ceri, don't you want BFRM on other sites?

[Ceri Bloom]

i wold love it on other sites, just unadapted!! lol lol its mine i tell you! MINE!! my preciousssss...........yess...........my precioussss........

[Telumehtar]

hey, anyone up for some of my clones' special BFRM? kind of different though, it has pepperspray and vodka.
~Telu :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh i think we need a complete change from BFRM now :p what say i invent something new? any suggestions? since i have the tent :p

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

erm i was told to say hello here....... :angel:

[Ceri Bloom]

hey DI!! :hyper: yeah you made it!!! :hyper: okay now ED how shall we introduce our little inncoent friend to BFRM?? :flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

inncoent?!? i shall take that as an insult!! :hmppf:

[Ceri Bloom]

heehee believe me, you're innocent until you've tried this stuff,, but we have to wait for the gang to turn up :)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*regrets every coming to this thread* gulp, w-w-what do you do here??

[Ceri Bloom]

oh not a lot :angel: but really it wont hurt, really! we just gotta wait for the other addicts to turn up! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA :flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

lousy other addicts.... disappear when you need them most...... :p

[Ceri Bloom]

exactly!! But you have to meet them to understand.....:batty:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

understand what the hell BFRM means!!

[Ceri Bloom]

aahhh sorry it mean Bottled Feanorian Raving Madness :p answer your question? :grin:

[elvenrocker]

oh no! not this again :p

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

okay... so basicly what my brother must drink... oh-no wait thats diffrent mixtures of spirits...

[elvenrocker]

well.. they only drink it here :p dispite pleas from me and vani

[Ceri Bloom]

eerr and Orli's army and the anti army thread, and the for the one's that dont like legolas and the gollum pitiers welcome.......heck we drink it everywhere!!

Di you have an older bro? how old?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

four actully..... but two i just call my brothers cos i know them so well and they practicly live at my house lol. the one i was refering to is 17 but all the other are 16... except rigby who is turning 17 in a few weeks.... he-he you should hear the rigby song... that timothy wrote.... (the 17yearold one)

[Ceri Bloom]

ack too much confusion!! *faints*wakes up aain* okay let me get this straight...... ~ .........you have two non brothers who just happen to practically live at your house, and two real brothers.....one who is 16 and one who is 17? did i get it right?? *pants*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yip totally..... :grin:

[Ceri Bloom]

oh i get it!! cool, so then BFRM is nothing like spirits, its completely and totally non alcoholic, but gives kinda.....kinda the same effects...........

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

but tims crazy any-how.... you can see by his web-site!!

[Ceri Bloom]

oohh he has a website? show me!!! :)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

http://www.geocities.com/mayonnaiseglass/ look for "the rigby song" but just genrealy read it all...... oh and when reading "the rigby song" be remided he's NOT GAY!!! HE'S JUST WIERD....

[Telumehtar]

hey, diamond! have ceri and laurelin made you into an addict yet? hope they have; there aren't enough of us to convert vani to BFRMism. yet. :evilcool:
~Telu :flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

well not yet.... but it's not like i'm going any-were :grin:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Noooooo!!!! Don't!! I have enough on my hand with just the four of them I also don't have time to stay and pursuade you now, but please, nooooo!!!!!
I leave and this place goes to the dogs! ERRRRRGGGHHH! pfbbt

#Vani (don't forget, I love you all :smooch: )

[Ceri Bloom]

aaww hiya Vani!! :angel: we weren't doign anything unhealthy really! :grin: ( :smooch: )

heya Di right now.....drink this slowly until you get used to it....the funny feeling in your body is totally normal...and colour change is normal too, dont worry *hands Di her first bottle of BFRM*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*drinks bottle* squinchy verymad :o veryhappy whoa

[elvenrocker]

whoa. thats quite a way to describe it

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

why thanks veryhappy

[Laurelin]

Go Diamond, go Diamond... :whoohoo: *hands her another bottle* :entdraught: ;) (Love ya Vani - :rose: )

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Harumph. You are all dispicable! (I love you too- else I wouldn't protest so much ;) )
Di- man, you gave in quick! I have no hope for your eventual redemption. *sigh* Just don't make too much of a mess if you start spouting smoke rings or exploading or floating or sparking...

#Vani

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

why? was it bad for me?!? opps.....

[Laurelin]

It's all good Diamond!!! Drink up hon ;) :naughty:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mmmmm, *licks tongue* *shakes head* sorry it should be licks lips... lol.
my brother just said that i shouldn't stay up late seeing drunk people (him) cos it will corrupt my "innocent" little mind!! he-he roflmao... no clue.... no clue lol

[Laurelin]

Ah, another one corrupted by us BFRM drinkers! :naughty: *gives Vani a pitiful look of innocence* ;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

could i have another one?

[Laurelin]

Sure Diamond!! *hands her new bottle* :guzzle:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

:guzzle: mmm, this beats the rum.....

what no..... i'm not giving up rum..... who said that?

[Laurelin]

lol Who said you can't drink rum with it?? ;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mmmm, good idea. *helps herself to another bottle, swoops out some rum, and then pours into one glass* .............. *drinks*............ *falls over*.......... *gets back up* wow that was good!! here try some...

[elvenrocker]

eurgh! middle earth black market has turned into a pub!!! :(

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

only a little one ;)

[Ceri Bloom]

erm i wouldn't try it with rum if i were you....being the co-maker i have tried every possible mix and it's not pretty.......

BUT!!!!! I HAVE COME UP WITH ANOTHER DRINK!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU WILL ALL FEAR ME NOW!!!! :flamer: (this is the part where you ask what it is)

[Laurelin]

*hiccup* Aw...now you tell me Ceri! *hiccup* Though I kinda like it! Thanks Diamond! lol

Ok...Ceri...what is the drink you've created? Is it good?? :elfeek:

[Ceri Bloom]

oh heck it's good!!! :hyper: i spent all night inventing it, and it sure as heck has the kick that BFRM has ;) muwahahahaha so the drink i have created is very special........and very new........and no one must mix it with anything or change it at all, it's very unstable you hear me?? All you guys must promise me that you won't do that before i out it on the shelves okay?? YOU MUST PROMISE!!! MEHEHEHEHEHEHE :flamer:

[Laurelin]

OH, ok. *looking dejected* I promise. *crosses heart* So, um, can I taste it?? :hyper:

[Elfdaughter]

Aw, do we have to? OK, I promise. *Crosses fingers behind her back* What is it?

[Laurelin]

Yeah, Ceri...what is it? We wants to know :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mm, wat is it? i promise i won't mix it.... *keeps rum behind back for when ceri leaves* ;) (j/k)

[Laurelin]

Heh heh heh!!! Not that we're conspiring against you Ceri, but, um, I guess we're um conspiring! lol lol lol

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Tar-Vanimelde
Di- man, you gave in quick! I have no hope for your eventual redemption. Just don't make too much of a mess if you start spouting smoke rings or exploading or floating or sparking...

or sprouting wings from odd places and cackling madly, that's normal too.

ooh, are we conspiring against ceri? someone fill me in here!
~Telu :flamer:

[Ceri Bloom]

eerr no way I'm giving it to you now!! mecry why do you think all those Teleri clones got to be dead? Because they tried mixes of my new drink......so if you want to die...go ahead, be my guest. Just don't come running to me once you done it.

*Ceri starts tiping the bottles of the new drink down the drain*The mixture is a funny brown colour,and does not look tasty*

[Elfdaughter]

*ED turns to Laurelin and grins...she pulls one one of Ceri's bottles out from under her cloak...* Just one I 'rescued'....I'll give it to my clones first... they're brilliant at diagnosing and remaking drinks....

[Laurelin]

Excellent ED!!!! *watches goings on* :)

Oh, come on now Ceri... we're just kidding! *kinda* ;)

Telu - We were experimenting with BFRM and Rum. Then Ceri came up with a new drink but told us NOT to mix it with anything. Everything has gone arwy from there! lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

arr, come on.... i won't die i'm allready dead in most other threads... lol

[Ceri Bloom]

believe me it's not pretty, and if you don't give that back right now ED, i won't tell you what it is, I'll put a ban on all drinking of BFRM, and join Vani........i'm not kidding around guys i mean it mecry the teleri clones are really messsed up mecry

[Laurelin]

Oh now hang on there Ceri...no taking away BFRM!!! YOU got me hooked on it so you can't take it away...I'll cry! :mecry: :mecry: Its WAY too much fun. Please, please, please don't take it away? :mecry:

*shoves ED* (j/k) See what you've started ED?? ;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yea, give it back, i only just got started with it mecry

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Woah! Am I going crazy with all the BFRM fumes? Ceri saying she'll join me? Man, I am totaly confuzed, what is going on? I thought i was going to have to yell at everyone over this new drink, and now Ceri is (possibly) coming to her senses! I'm going to have to see how this plays out! *Vani locks herself in a bullet proof observation room with a clipboard, taking notes*

#Vani

[Laurelin]

Telu, ED, Diamond...we gotta do something here or we're going to loose BFRM to the "anti's".

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Victory is in the air! But I must not be too confident, I must keep Ceri on the side of reason. Ceri, my love, don't go back to the dark side! I am here, offering you a hand out of the depths of your addiction! I am here for all those who seek to purify themselves. (hm, am I coming on a little thick?)

#Vani

[Laurelin]

Just a bit, Vani dear. ;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*starts potrolling around handing out pro-BFRM leaflets*

[Laurelin]

Here Diamond, what a great idea...let me help you with that. *starts helping pass around leaflets*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mabye we should on the air with 79 reasons to keep BFRM...... naa, it wold cost to much. *carries on with handing out leaflets*

[Laurelin]

I guess we could start a fund raiser...then we could air it (if we have enough supporters that is)? *grabs another stack of leaflets*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yes i'll put in my sig ;)

[Laurelin]

There we are...I added it to my sig too! lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

i wonder if any-one will listen to us, i certainly hope they do!!! come on ED and telu, join the Pro-side lol

[Laurelin]

Yeah!! And Ceri, dear, where are you?? You can't abandon us. :mecry:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

come on..... you know can't live without it :(

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I certainly could! And I thought you both were so nice in the beginning...... mecry

#Vani

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Laurelin
Telu, ED, Diamond...we gotta do something here or we're going to loose BFRM to the "anti's".

definitely....any ideas?

and i'm already on the pro side Di....gonna have to change my sig though!
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Ahhh! I'm being overrun! No, get away all you BFRM drinkers, shoo! (hi there Telu, nice to see you) Go on, get out of my nice clean black market. Hmm, that sounds a bit odd, doesn't it?

#Vani

[Telumehtar]

just a bit (nice to see you too! have a fun holiday?)

*takes leaflets from Di and starts tacking them to a nearby bulletin board*
~Telu :flamer:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

NOT IN HERE YOU WONT! *Vani runs over and starts ripping down the leaflets, tacks and bits of paper flying everywhere* (Yes, I had an excelent holiday, I visited my sister who I hadn't seen in months. And you?) No posting pro BFRM stuff around here, no sir. I'll have you all out of here in two shakes of Pharazon's wings!

#Vani

[Elfdaughter]

*ED hitches the basket full of leaflets onto her Eagle's legs, who flies as high as he can, then tips the basket upside down. Leaflets fly everywhere.....*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*Di is up on big float driving down the street* SUPPORT BFRM!!!!!!!!

[Elfdaughter]

*ED is on Hithui, attaching more leaflets to the huge Eagle's legs.*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*starts pinning leaflets to billboards in other stores

[Elfdaughter]

*ED hurries over to MELI....*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

i wonder if any-ones really listening? :hmppf:

[Tar-Vanimelde]

I certainly hope not! How many are there of you people now? Five? Grr, you do make enough of a racket for a whole army of orcs. Why can't you just take a break and leave BFRM alone? :nono:

#Vani

[Telumehtar]

what reason do we have to quit?!?! no, i'd much rather go completely nuts. (my holiday was okay, by the way; my aunt died suddenly so we didn't do much holiday-ish stuff.)

*grabs stack of leaflets and tries to climb on Eregian's back; rolls eyes as Balrog sneezes and shoots sparks into vani's hair. flies away to put up fliers in other threads*
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

lol.... Vani, don't forget, I've roped in my Guards to help out here....

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*throughs rope into sky and is now flying about hanging from a rope thats tiyed to something that fyling about up there*

[Elfdaughter]

*ED reaches down and heaves Di up onto Hithui's back. Then she unties the rope from Hithui's leg.*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

whoo..... save BFRM!!!! *strokes Hithui* sorry did that hurt?

[Laurelin]

Wow! Everyone's been busy whilst I was away. (Yesterday was my birthday)

Telu - sorry to hear about your aunt. :( :rose:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

:birthday: HAPPY BRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTH DAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR LAURELIN, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!

[Laurelin]

Aw, thanks Diamond! :cuddles:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

pleasure :grin: hey... how did you get up here?

[Ceri Bloom]

well people i have come back to find mayhem has set in....what do you think Mell would say if she could hear you now? mecry I'm just sorry to say that if this nonsense doesn't stop i will have to ask Vani, or possible Adun to officially ban BFRM mecry so CALM DOWN OKAY?? and in all this madness i have now lost all my GSB and the contents as well, thanks for that guys :(

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Telu- What do you mean you're putting up fliers in other threads, I have enough on my hands here! You can be such a pain sometimes! *Vani glares at Telu with hands on hips until the sparks in her hair finaly get her attention and she runs off to find a bucket of water* (I'm so sorry to hear about your Aunt, that's always hard. I hope you are doing ok, here's a hug and a flower for you)
Laurelin- Happy birthday! May you see many more, and may they all be filled with the love of friends. :rose:
Ceri- Hey, I like the sound of this! Not that you're upset of course, but you seem to be on my side. What brought about this change of heart?

#Vani

[Adunauriel]

OFFICIAL MOD NOTE:

Ok all I've been informed of problems due to BRFM.. I must now ask that it come to a stop, or my next action will be to close this thread.. As this isn't the course of action I want to take.. I will hope that you all will calm down and return this place to order.. This thread will now return to a Black Market, but BRFM is no longer available to sell.. Nor is it going to be permitted in The Citadel...;)

Sorry to have to crack down like this, but order must be kept..;)

Adun:rose:

[elvenrocker]

YAY! I missed chatting on this topic! I'm glad order has finally been restored. Thank you :grin:

[Telumehtar]

Thanks Vani. And yes, I plan to start campaigning in other threads any day now....

:birthday: Laurelin! Here's a nice bottle of my special BFRM to celebrate.

~Telu :flamer:

[Adunauriel]

Telu, I have specifically asked that talk of BRFM be stopped.. So please do so...

[Telumehtar]

oops. sorry adun; i didn't see your post about that! :blush:
~Telu :flamer:

[Adunauriel]

It's ok, but now that you have, please follow it.. Things with BRFM have just gone too far...;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

all-right i sopose it has:(

[Elfdaughter]

Oh, all right...... Sorry Adun....

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yea sorry.....

[Elfdaughter]

So... anyone want any clothes? I've just made some new ROTK outfits....

Oh, and there's a sale on the FOTR outfits at the min.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks upset* i don't think i will...

[Laurelin]

Thanks Vani and Telu for the birthday wishes!

Sorry Adun. :( (re: BFRM)

[Elfdaughter]

Maybe if we change the name she won't notice ....

I've just got some stock in!

[Evenstar]

guys I think you should stay off the drink ;) don't even risk changing the name.

So what products have you got in stock then ED? :)

oh and :birthday: for yesterday Laurelin!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

mabye you can change it but i'm not taking that risk... sorry :(

[Laurelin]

yeah....me neither.

So..what do you have in stock ED?

Thanks Evenstar! :rose:

[Elfdaughter]

Well, let's see... I've got some Gondorian and Rohirrc armour in, Aragorn's horse blanket (the one with the Tree of Gondor on), the banner Arwen gives him, Arwen's wedding gown, Frodo and Sam's Orc armour, umm... I think that's it so far.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

how much is that horse blanket?

[Elfdaughter]

Half price to you, di!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

thank-you... i think i'll take it *hands ED money* i don't sopose you have a horse to match?

[Elfdaughter]

Sorry, I think you'll you have to ask Vani about that - I just do clothes.

[Ceri Bloom]

Yeah, I seem to remember Vani borrowing the clone machine from MELI ;)

Vani, I will pm you okay? ;) :p

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

okay, do you have any horses i could get please Vani?

[Telumehtar]

Ceri, Di, ED, and Laurelin: do you guys think we should start a BFRM (last time Adun, i promise!) craziness thread??? just so we don't have adun mobbing our houses with pitchforks and torches....

wait, you can get horses here?!?!? cool!!!!
~Telu :flamer:

[Adunauriel]

MOD NOTE:

There will be no BRFM Craziness thread.. IF one get's opened it Will Be Closed, and Deleted.. I have Banned BRFM from anywhere in The Citadel.. So if you do open a tread dedicated to BRFM it better not be in here..:nono:

[Telumehtar]

sorry again, adun. thought you just banned it from MBM (yes, i know i'm a complete idiot.)
~Telu :flamer:

[Elfdaughter]

*ED nods...*

[Evenstar]

Telu you're not a complete idiot! otherwise you wouldn't like LotR! :p

ooh how much is Arwen's wedding gown ED? :hyper::hyper:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yea your not a complete idiot... :)

[Ceri Bloom]

lol how about we stick to less..........rowdy drinks now?? roflmao

sounded like a good idea Telu apart from the whole BFRM thing......you know.....;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

we could always make a new drnk but not go crazy over it this time ;) like healther new BFRM lol we'll call it HNBFRM lol

[Ceri Bloom]

or we could make one that is more like normal alcohol? with no crazy ingrediants? you should see what did go into BFRM....honestly!! lol roflmao it's a right mess in my tent, I'm telling you ;)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

lol, yea i mean like a COMPLETELY new drink with a COMPLETELY new name, but the same effects, well heather effects but kind of the some....

[Ceri Bloom]

welll we'll absolutely have to clear everything with Adun first.........but maybe it's possible :grin:...................

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

*looks pleadingly at Andun* it'll be healther......... :grin:

[Elfdaughter]

*ED perks up.* Did someone say HNBFRM?? Oh, and the wedding gown's full price, I'm afraid, as I haven't gotten around to making any more yet, but don't forget, loyal customers (and staff) get discounts! lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

yes, now all we need is Anduns aproval *looks pleadingly at Andun again*

[elvenrocker]

I think the only way it will get approval is if its a normal drink with normal side effects, which are none besides the fact that your thirst is quenched.

[Tar-Vanimelde]

So BFRM is banned and MBM is flooded with posts? How random. Hm, as to horses... well, if you want real horses I think you have to go to Yayster's pet shop, but if clones will hold you over, I can do that. Shout out if you want a clone!
(Ceri- I emptied my inbox, if you want to pm me again feel free :blush: but if it was about clones don't worry)

#Vani

[Telumehtar]

we could create a new drink and go nuts in somewhere other than the citadel....that's what adun said anyhow. but maybe we should invent something else (non-liquidy) to make us go crazy, hm?
~Telu :flamer:

[Adunauriel]

Well I will let you know that if you create a new drink and go crazy somewhere else.. You'll probably find yourself in the same situation again.. So I would reccomend that you all forget the drinks for now...;)

[Elfdaughter]

Hey Vani... can I get a clone of Asfaloth and Shadowfax? I think they got overlooked somehow....

[Evenstar]

So how much is the dress ED? :hyper:

I saw the Aragorn and Arwen barbies in London the other day and they were £89.99! :elfeek: just for a pair of dolls!

[Ceri Bloom]

i have been in corespondence with the legendary FoM recerntly, and this is what she has to say about whats been going on ~

**suddenly appears in holographic form from the land of elves being tortured by midterm exams and democratic liberal head editors***

.................................................. ...........

**********UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE..........TRUE BFRM AND ALL ITS MOCKERIES ARE WITHDRAWN FROM THIS SITE AND TAVERN ETC UNTIL MY OFFICIAL RETURN**********

***wow..........that felt really good......I can go face the editors now......** (she asked me to put this in for her lol )


but on the other matter, vani i will pm u soon, and telu, it's never gonna happen, sorry :)

[elvenrocker]

*dances the prohibition dance*

[Ceri Bloom]

lol very good Elven ;) but I'm hoping FoM will come back soon...i iss her sooo much! mecry

[Telumehtar]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
Telu, it's never gonna happen, sorry :)

i know, it's just so hard to let go!! mecry mecry mecry jk
~Telu :flamer:

[Laurelin]

Hi everyone...sorry I've been away. :blush:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

could i have a shodowfax clone then please?

[Ceri Bloom]

hey Laurelin!! :wave: I'm afraid that i think i missed your birthday...so here's a belated one! :birthday: :rose: and a rose for compensation ;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

*Vani steps forward, leading three horses*
ED, here are your Asfaloth and Shadowfax clones. Even though they are clones, they still need to be treated and cared for like regular horses. May they be fine friends to you!
Di, here is your Shadowfax. I hope you like him!
Anyone need any tack or horse feed...?
Where is Mell, btw?

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

Mell has given up on WoTR, cos she thinks she has missed too much mecry I'm still convincing her to come back though :)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Well, tell her I miss her and she will always be welcome here!

#Vani

[Ceri Bloom]

I will try, but she's barely online as it is! mecry i can never talk to her on AIM, and she doesn't really reply to my emails properly.......but incase she's reading this....this is for her....NO ONE CAN EVER USURP YOUR POSITION TWINNIE!!!!! (sorry long story ~ every one else lol lol )

[Laurelin]

Thanks Ceri! :cuddles:

Vani...can I get a horse too?? :blush:

[Adunauriel]

Originally posted by Ceri Bloom
**********UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE..........TRUE BFRM AND ALL ITS MOCKERIES ARE WITHDRAWN FROM THIS SITE AND TAVERN ETC UNTIL MY OFFICIAL RETURN********** Ceri, I edited out most of your letter from FoM.. I don't feel it was appropriate for her to have that posted throu you.. She didn't need to be calling anyone names..;)

As for this particular portion, which I've quoted.. You can tell her that NO form of BFRM will be allowed back into The Citadel... Original, or Other...;)

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Originally posted by Laurelin
Vani...can I get a horse too?? :blush:
Who do you want? I personally suggest Nahar, if you can't think of one, he's Orome's horse (if I remember correctly)

#Vani

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

thank-you for my shodowfax clone. do you have one of the nagul horses clone?

[Laurelin]

Sure I'll take one Nahar! Thanks for the suggestion! :)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

oooo, and do you have any black cloaks in stock *looks around evily*

[Laurelin]

I would like to have one of those nice Lothlorien cloaks and helps hide you. Do you have any of those?

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

oooo, those rock like ones?

[Laurelin]

yeah!! :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

cool. may i ask what your pupose is for them?

[Laurelin]

Don't know. I just want one! lol ;)

[Elfdaughter]

Oooh... can I get Nahar as well? Just been looking through my 'little' list of clones, and I haven't got them. Laurelin... here you go... one Lothlorien cloak. Oh, and a Nazgul cloak for Di.... (Er, can I ask what for?)

[Laurelin]

Fantastic! Thanks Elfdaughter. :)

[Telumehtar]

ooh, nazgul cloak! *evil smile* can i get one too?
~Telu :flamer:

[elvenrocker]

It's winter time! I need to get some warm winter wear for my clones. They're itching to go outside and snowball fight. Feanor, Glorfindel, and Legolas, I believe you have their measurements.

[Tar-Vanimelde]

Telu- since it's not for your clones (I hope) I'll get that Nazgul cloak for ya (otherwise you'd have to wait for ED- as you will, ER, sorry) *Vani hands Telu a heavy bundle wrapped in black paper*
And ED, here is a Nahar clone for you! I hope you like it!

#Vani