Gollum Speak Tavern

[Arwen Elf]

We knows you like Gollum, don't we, Precious? Yessss. And so talkses we will, like our Gollum, eh Precious? Yessss. We go off into firsssst persssson plural. Yesssss! Speak like us! Comes down and eats trout, wriggling trout. Find the Precioussss. If you finds the Preciousss, gives it to usss!

Normal: This is the Gollum Speak Tavern. You may discuss anything you like, but it must be in your best Gollum impersination. . .

We likesss it. Yesssss. :thumbs:

[Elleth]

Yessssssss, we thinks it isss a great idea Arwen Elf. We lovesssssss talking like thisssss.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Are we gonna talksssss like thisssssssss all the timesssssssss, my precioussssssssss... lol

[Bonos-Girl]

of courssssssssse my precioussssssss!! lol

[Mirkgirl]

Look my precioussss, look what we have here... a tavern which issss oursss and no one elsssessss... no nassssty hobbitsssess :thumbs:
(disclaimer: I know Gollum is a hobbit, but whatever)

[Frodo's Love]

Oh yessssss, we lovessss the idea of having our own little tavern, yessss, preciousssss! We loves it!
And we wantsssssss juicy fissssssssh, yessss, we wantsssss it! ;) lol

[A! Elbereth]

We likeses to talk like Sssmeagol, yesss, preciouss. We do.

[Arwen Elf]

Lets get some food. Yes, Precioussss. Let us get some food. Let us go to th e ssstream and get some fisssh. . . . *gallops to the stream (somehow there is one outside)* Ah! Fissssh!!!!

[Mirkgirl]

And theressss no Anbornsssessss thiss time my preciousss... just usss and the juicccy fissssshess

[Ruby Yavevalar]

Aaaah, niiiiiice juisssy fisssh!!!!! We doessssn't cook them, like sssstupid hobbitses, does we, presssious? No, pressious, we doesn't sssspoil yummy fisshes!
Can Ruby possst a conversssation she had (literally) with herssself in thissss thread? pleassse, Presssious? we swears on the Presssious that we will be good! Smeagol swears! lol

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Yummmsssss precioussssss... slurpsssss... niiice raaaaw wriggling fishssss...
(seriously, I'm developing a headache with all these sssss lol)

[Bawax]

Does we have nutses in thissss tavern, does we preciousss?

[Mirkgirl]

No worriessss Bawaksssssss no one can ever beatsss you ;)

[Frodo's Love]

We wantsss more fissssh, preciousssss. More juiccccy fissssh indeed. Give it to ussss, yesss... we wantsss it!

[Elleth]

Yesss, preciousss. Juicy sweet fishesssss for ussssssss.

[Bonos-Girl]

i have thisssssss feeling that thatsssssss all that gollum can ssssssssay preciousssss. Fisssssshhhhhh

[Frodo's Love]

What'sss wrong withhhhhh fisssssh? We lovesss it! Yes, precioussss, we doessss. lol

[Elfdaughter]

esssspicialy sssssssalmon, my precioussssss. We feelssss like a ssssnake now, precioussss.....

[Frodo's Love]

Yessss, Sssssalmon, hmmmm preciousss.... we alssso likesss coneyssss... ;) We doessssss...

[Elleth]

Yessss, preciousssss, coneyssss, precioussssss. We won't letsss nasssty hobbit make a sssstew from nice coneysss, no preciousssssss.

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Letssssssss usssss do somethingsssss useful my preciousssssssss... like discussing how we gonna capture thosssse stuuupid faaaaat hobbitsessss for dinner... my precioussssssss *gollum* *slurp*

[Elleth]

yesssss killssss sssstupid fat hobbitssss and takessss the precioussssss! yessss preciousss once they're dead we takesssss the preciousssss.

[Elfdaughter]

But how doessss we killsss them, preciousss?

[Frodo's Love]

We knowsss, preciousss. Sssssshhhhheee can do it, yessss, ssshhhheeee can...... Yessss.... precioussss....Gollum, Gollum

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Aaaaah... to find heeeer... where is sssshhheeeee... my preciousssssssss...

[Frodo's Love]

Precioussss, we musssssst sssssearch for her.... sssssshhhheeee will help poor Sssssssssmeagol, poor, poor Ssssmeagol....

[Elfdaughter]

Gollum, gollum....sssoo, we sssearch for heeeeerrrrrr.....yessss, my preciousssss, we sssearrrrcccchhhh.....gollum.....ssssmegol will ssssearchhhh

[Elbereth]

Pleasessssssss one more gollum wantsssssssss to come inssssssss. Yesssss, we doesssssssss precioussssssssss. We likesss being gollum we doesssssssss. Scaressssssss people when we jumpssss out and screamssss fisssssssssssh we doessssssss my preciousssssssss

[Elfdaughter]

Welcomessssss, Eleberethhhhhh....ahhh, nassssty Elvesssessssss!!

[Elleth]

Yesssssss, nasssssssty elvesesss. Tricksssssy, falssse. Help ussss find her. Then we takesssss the precioussss once they're dead.... gollum gollum.

[Elfdaughter]

gollum...we wonderssss if thissss thread will lassssst, precioussss....lol

[Frodo's Love]

Oh, Ssssmeagol wantsss thhhhisss thhhread to lassst, yessss... gollum, gollum... but we won't allow nassssssty hobbitsssesssss in here, no, precioussss, no hobbitsssessss. ;)

[Elfdaughter]

no, preciousssss, no hobbitssssesssss

[Frodo's Love]

no... nasssty hobbitsssessss have sssstolen thhhhe preciousssss...

[Elfdaughter]

Yesssss, precioussss.....whatssss behind that rock, hmmm? gollum! Gollum!

[Olorin]

(Gollum bursts into tavern)

LOST MY PRECIOUSSSSSS ISSSS LOST!

[Bonos-Girl]

*wonderssssssss if thissss thread'll lassst, not becaussssssse ssshe wantsss it too, but becaussssse theresssssss not really much people can sssay in a gollum voiccccccce (ok....the c sounds like an s there...)*

[Elfdaughter]

Yessss, preciosssss....we agressss we doesssss......

[Ruby Yavevalar]

we wantsssssss it to, though, presssiousss.... (Going to normal talk for just ONE SECOND!!!) Would anyone mind if I posted a a note I wrote to myself in Gollum talk? I wrote myself back too!!! lol Yessss, we thinksssss ssshe isss crazzy!!! Doessss it thinkssss sssso, presssiousss? lol

[Elfdaughter]

sssshhhheeee issss crazzzzy....we have known thissss for a long, long time, precioussss, yessss....

[Ruby Yavevalar]

pfbbt We will get it!!! Kill ED!! (Not really!! lol) calling Smeagol 'crazzzy'!!! heh heh heh Smeagol knowsss what to do!!! **sssneaksss up behind her, and :trout:ssss her!!!!** We got her!!! We got her!!!! But sssseriousssly, ssshould I possst my converssation I had with myssself?

[Elfdaughter]

yesssss.....then we can laugh at you even more, preciousss...lol....*ED sssneaksss back up behind ERC and :trout:ssssss her back....*

[Frodo's Love]

Originally posted by elf_river_child
we wantsssssss it to, though, presssiousss.... (Going to normal talk for just ONE SECOND!!!) Would anyone mind if I posted a a note I wrote to myself in Gollum talk? I wrote myself back too!!! lol Yessss, we thinksssss ssshe isss crazzy!!! Doessss it thinkssss sssso, presssiousss? lol

We wantssss to read the note sssso badly, precioussss. Yessss, precioussss, posssst it, pleassssse...lol
Gollum, gollum...
*runssss out again to catccccch ssssome fisssh*

[Elfdaughter]

Yesss, precioussss....we wantssss it, ERC, we wantsss it....gollum

[Elfdaughter]

aahhh.. thissss thread needssss reviving, preciouss, yessss...

[Gil Galad]

we havnt been here before have we precioussssssss, we likessss it here thou. mmmm i smellsssss ssssssssstout i do. yes my precious stout :beer:

[Elfdaughter]

indeed, gil... there issss lotssss of ssssstout here, preciousssss.......

[Gil Galad]

yes we lovesssss it it we do. precious ssssssssssstout :beer: yesssss it goodsssss for us isnt precioussss

[Elfdaughter]

yesss, precioussssss, it isssssss........ assss issss fishessssessss....gollum! gollum!

[Gil Galad]

sssssssssso EDs how isssss we today?

[Gwaihir]

This isss a nice place, presciousessssssss! We wonders why we hasn't found it before? Yes, we wonders, presciousss!

[Mirkgirl]

Don't you all talk to my precioussssssss, tissssssss only ourssssssss..... fat ssssstupid hobitsssssssesssssssss :p

[Gil Galad]

the ssssssssstouts is my preciousss arent we my preciousssss, we wonts let anyoness elssse have you is mine all miness :beer:

[Mirkgirl]

we will drinksss the ssssstout with a sssssstraw won't we my precioussssssss
*reaches to Gil's stout with a straw*

[Gwaihir]

Yeeeeeeeeessss, precioussss... we wants the stout, yesssss! Give it to us, precioussssssss!

[Elfdaughter]

*nicks Gil's stout* Getsss your ownssssss...... thissssss issssssss mine, preciousssssss, yessssss!!

[Mirkgirl]

hey tisssss my prey...... get another Gil to ssssssteal drinksssssessss from :(

[Gil Galad]

no itsssss mines sssssooo it isss *hissesssssssss viciously at everyone and even the ssssssssssstraw* :beer: :beer: :beer: itssss all minesssss isnt it my preciousss :beer:

[Elfdaughter]

Oh for heaven'sssss sssakessss, my lovesss... *ED rolls in another barrel.* Theressss plenty for all of usssessss, yesssssss...

[Gil Galad]

no isssssssss all minessssss, minesss i tellsssss you hissssssss :beer: :beer: :beer:


ok il share

[Elfdaughter]

Thank you,. preciousss....

[Mirkgirl]

Thankssss.... we promissssessss to be good with the masssster of the preciousssss... yessssss we doeessssss.....

*her evil side jumps to the side and starts making funy faces*

She'll helpsssss ussss.... She doesssssn't caressss for ssssstout... jussssst for blood and fleshessss... She'll throw the ssssstout away... and we'll get it backsss my precioussssss...

[Elfdaughter]

*ED :trout:s mirky* oooh.... fishesssesss, precioussss!!!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*comes in the door*

What's thiss preciousss? Where'sss they all gone my love? What does we have to do here to get thems to come back preciousss? We know preciousssss yess we do *gollum gollum*

MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT"S OURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*waitses for othersss to come*

[Stormcrow]

We are here, we are, precious! Finally, we arrives!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Company! We'ss got company precioussss

We welcomes you we doess preciousss yesss welcome :grin:

[Stormcrow]

Hello, we says, precious...but I needs food. I needs it now. :p

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We'll gets it a nice fisssssh preciousss

:trout: Fissssh lol

Here's it is preciousss eats it eats it!

[Stormcrow]

Do not hits us with it! We must eat it raw and wriggling, not cooking!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We didn't means to hits it preciouss the fissssh wiggledss and hits it on the head. Itss the fissshessss fault. We wouldn't hurt a fly! :angel:

[Stormcrow]

You would hurts us if you wants! But we are famished, precious! We must eats before we grow smaller than we already is! Must eats the wriggling fish!

*eats fish*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We doesn't wants to hurt it preciousss he is too nice. We are famished too preciousss maybe we will go and findsss something sssweet and juicy..

[Stormcrow]

They is too nice to us, precious. They are kind and sweet and true, they is. We must go with you to finds some juicy fisheses.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Maybe we'll finds some rabbitssses, they is young and tender and nicccee. COmes with uss, letsss go hunting to go getss them *gollum*

[Stormcrow]

Gollum! Gollum! Let us go now, then, precious!

*runs out door and down to stream*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*runs to the stream and then to the hills nearby looking in rock crevices*

Preciousss I thinks thisss is a rabbitsss hole, we needs some back up yess we do. COme preciousss and we will catch it!

[Stormcrow]

*runs over to rabbit hole*

Lets gets it then, precious! We'll blocks it and you catch it, yes, precious!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

okey dokes precioussss we're ready jussst getss it out of itss hole and we will catch it *stands at the ready*

[Stormcrow]

*blocks*

Catch it now, precious! We have blocksed it off, catch it now!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*tackles the rabbit and bites it*

*mufled voice* We gots it preciouss we gots it!

[Stormcrow]

Now takes it back to the tavern and serves it up!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*runs into the tavern and starts to munch on the wriggleing rabbit*

Juicy sweet preciousss we likes this rabbitsss yes we does. Oooh lookie what we brought back for stormy preciousss *pulls out a rabbit from behind her back*

Ta da! *gollum gollum*

[Stormcrow]

lol

We is nots hungry anymore, precious. But we thanks you greatly. :)

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We can saves it for later preciousss. NOw we're fed, letsss us dance preciousss. Oh yess Dancing is fun *gollum*

[Stormcrow]

*dances on table*

Yipee, precious!

*table breaks*

Noooo!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*duct tapes the table back together* Good as new preciousss lol

*dances around the room throwing feathers*

[Elijah's Girl]

*comes in slowly with a fish in her mouth*

Where are we preciouss?
Don't be so stupid, preciouss. You are home
What does it mean?
You are with people,EG
People? Hobbitses?
yes,my love, hobbitsess!

*walks around*
Hello...*gollum gollum* Want some fnice and juicy fishes,preciousss?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Sure preciousss. It sounds good. We'll trade you one of our nice juicy rabbitsses for a nice juicy fissssh.

[Elijah's Girl]

Deal *hands over fish and snatches the rabiit greedily*

ooo so delciouss, my love, we loves rabbitsesss, yes we do

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*sings to self*
Catch a fisssh so juicy sweet *gollum*

*eats the fissssh*

[Stormcrow]

Gollum! Gollum!

*still lying on gound after table breakage*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*picks up Storm and places him back on the table and then dances around the table*

Precious!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Stormcrow]

*dances around table with Sammy*

Precious! Precious! Precious!

[Glorfindel]

They fakersss, they. They impersionatersss! it's us who's gollum, my precious, it's us! Gollum!!

*stamps his feet*

Waaaaaaaah!!
*makes the familiar Gollum-move accompanied by the familiar Gollum-scream*

:p

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Precioussss it makes such nasssty noises, we all is Gollumsss round here, Sssmeagols are everywhere, ssso don't makess up such nasssty noisess. It hurtses our ears my preciousss

*dances around some more*

[Naru`vatar]

*snarls and hisses*

yessss....we see lots of smeagolssss here and Gollumsss there dont we.....my...preciousssss?

Yesss yess we do precious my love. Many of our kindssss here. Finally weekend! We love weekendsssss dont we precous. Yesss we do. Gollum, Gollum! And what will we do on weekends my love? Ssssslep for a very very long time in the morning...............................my preciousssssss.........

[Mirkgirl]

My precioussssss entdraught

[Aeliel]

We thinkss it be fun sspeaking like thisss, yess we do, preciousss... Gollum, gollum!

[Glorfindel]

That's all you have to say, my precioussss?! We thinkss you can do better, 'cause you're a part of the big Preciousss. Is it not, my preciousss?

Have gone buying us a new jacketss, my dear. A nice brown one, that fits our eyesess :p

[Aeliel]

What's the big Preciouss, preciousss?

Oh, lucky them! We never findss nice jacketsess, no, our jacketss isss cold and cruel, yess, not fit for winter, preciouss....

[Glorfindel]

the Big Preciouss, my preciouss, is the whole of all us precioussesess, my dear. That's you, us, and themss. We make the Big Preciouss, my dear!

Lucky us, yess! We findss a nice jacketss, for the cold winterss. Gollum!

[Aeliel]

We wishess we had pretty cloak to warm uss, yesss, cold up here. Ssnow and slusssh... Gollum, gollum!
Is there much sssnow where they livess, preciouss? :p

[Glorfindel]

Not anymoress, my dear. Ssome dayss ago, it snowed here in Belgium, but they hav taken it from uss, my preciouss. They thievesss! They stole it from us! Gollum, gollum!

[Aeliel]

They nasssty, yess. Not nice sstealing sssnow from Glorfy, no, not very nice at all, my love. Gollum!

[Glorfindel]

Not really, my dear. We hatesss them, yes we do. They nassty little thievesss.. Luckely we're not like them, are we, my love my preciousss?

[Aeliel]

No, not uss, preciousss. Not trickssy, not thievess... Gollum! We be part of the Big Preciouss, yesss, no wicked people here.

[Glorfindel]

You're right, my dear. The Big Preciousss iss one happy familiess. We survived because of our honestnessss. gollum!

[Aeliel]

Oh yess, very nice be all the preciousess of the Big Preciouss, my love. :) Not like them filthy orcses in Mordor, gollum!

[Glorfindel]

Nooo, those dirty sstinking orcses, gollum! They thieves, the aren't as reliable as uss, my preciouss. We knowss the Big Preciouss is honessst, yesss!

[Aeliel]

Yesss, sstupid orcses! Gollum! It'ss great being part of the Big Preciouss, don't you think, precioussss?

[Glorfindel]

Definitely, my love! Being part of the Big Preciouss meanss being noble, being a great persson, yesss! Gollum, gollum!

the world may be grtefull to usss, my dear. But do you think they are?! No, they disslike usss, those orcses-fanss. They all like the Hobbitsesss, the sstupid fat Hobbitsesss. We hatesss them! Gollum, gollum!

[Aeliel]

What iss it ssaying, preciouss? The world outsside the Big Preciouss dislikess us? Gollum! Perhapsess they just doesn't understands uss, my love. Or perhapss, they just is ssimply fat and ssstupid. ;)

[Glorfindel]

One of the two, my dear. But that makesss clear the Big Preciousss is a Great Order! Hurray for the Big Preciousss!! Gollum!

Now we're away for some minutes, my love. See you later today, my preciousss!

[Aeliel]

Oh, that'ss too bad, preciousss. We musst be off soon too, will be back tomorrow to sspeak to them, yesss. We wishess them a lovely day, yess we doesss, my love.

[Glorfindel]

We will makesss one last post, my love. Goodnight then, my dear. They have the best nightwishesss from usss too, my preciousss!

[Aeliel]

Yess, will be good night in a few hoursss. Nice to ssleep, yes, my love. Ssweet dreams, preciousss!

[Elfdaughter]

What's thisssss, preciouss, what's this, eh? Sleep? No, precious, not sleep, sleep is for nast hobbitses and elveses, yes...we must stay awake all night, we must!

[Glorfindel]

Wut we musst gather our strenghtsss, my dear. Sleep we musst, yess... So we can defeat the nassty little hobbitsess and cruel elvesess, my preciouss! Gollum, gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Sssleepies... preciousss they are silliy sleepiess lol We must stay awake or the Fat one may steal our preciousss my love, we musst keep watch *gollum*

[Stormcrow]

Our precious is the one, needs watching my precious, my love. Needs close watching it does.

*shifty eyes*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*tackles Stormy*

My precious!!!!

[Stormcrow]

Noooooo! Precious!

*precious flies in the air*

We must catch it, we must!

*runs after it*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*sits quitly in a chair* It is silly my preciousss running around trying to catch it lol It makes us laugh :grin: But we likess it my preciousss, they are very nicccce like fisssh

[Stormcrow]

The fishes are the preciouses? We thought the precious was! We thought it, we did!

*runs after fish and eats it*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

The Preciouss is the preciouss *gollum, we just said that fishesss are nice like the Preciousss

[Stormcrow]

Yes, yes the most definitely is, precious! We thinks same! We thinks same, we does!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Oh yess my love... my preciousss

[Stormcrow]

Whats it saying my precious, my love? Whats it saying?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Nothing inportantses, we are jsut happy my preciousss.

[Stormcrow]

We is happy too, my dearestest precious!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*does a creepy Gollumstyle happy dance*

We is Happy!
We is happy!
Dance Dance Dancccce!!!

[Stormcrow]

*dances around the room happily*

Precious! Precious! Precious!

*jumps up and down*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

:grin: Precioussssss! *jumps up and down with Stormy*

Preciousss we is getting tired, tis starting to gets late it is my own, my precouss BIrthday present *sits and rests*

[Glorfindel]

My preciouss, calm down.. Act like we have to act, not like some nassty little hobbitsess!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We are some nassty little hobbitssses so there. Itsss just been five hundredss yearss *gollum*

My preciousssss....

[Glorfindel]

we werenassty little hobbitsess, my dear, yess. But we are not anymore! Gollum, gollum!

[Stormcrow]

Yes, we was too. Once a hobbits, but not again, precious, no.

[Glorfindel]

What'sss that, my dear, my preciouss? One more part of the Big Preciousss? Were we all once nasty fat little hobbitsesss? Gollum!No former elvesesss?

[Stormcrow]

Nots us, my love, no, no. We was hobbits kindses, yes, we was. Gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We likes the hobbitses... just not Bagginsses. We hates Bagginss fro taking our birthdat present, but we likess riddling with hobbitses my preciousss

[Stormcrow]

And then we stabs them out!

[Glorfindel]

And takess it for us! :grin: Those nassty little thievesss.. Gollum! Gollum!

[Stormcrow]

No, my precious, my love, we takes it for US!

*demonic grin*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Preciousss you'ss lookin' ssilly lol

[Glorfindel]

What'sss they saying, preciouss, what'ss they saying to us? :o

[SamwiseAtHeart]

That face is silly, it grinsss funny. We weren't talking abouts you precioussss, but we likess the both of them my preciousss yes we do *gollum*

[Glorfindel]

We takessss it for the Big Preciousss, my love. United we mussst be, my dear. Gollum!

[Nereid]

Whatsss going on in here, preciousss? :p

[Stormcrow]

We are speaking like Gollumses we are, my love. Can they do it too, my precious? Can they do it too?

*looks at Nereid testily*

[Glorfindel]

Whishesss they to joing the Big Preciousss, my love? Do they wantsss to join us? Gollum, gollum!

[Nereid]

Well we wouldn't mind joining you all. It would be a preciousss moment, we thinksss. *gollum*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Yesssss!!!!!!! Nery preciouss is joining uss in here *gollum*

[Glorfindel]

Be welcome eass part of the Big Preciousss, my love! We welcomesss thee! Gollum!

[Nereid]

Thankysss *gollum* We aready likesss thiss place, preciouss.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Have a nice jisssy fissssh precioussss *gives her one*

[Glorfindel]

iss it tassty, my dear, iss it raw? Gollum, gollum!

[Nereid]

*starts munching on the fish*

iss it tasssty? Yes, preciouss, it iss. My dear, we wantsss more fissshys...

[Glorfindel]

Ourses only wissssh to catch a fissssh... wantsss one too, precious? gollum!

*holds out a fish*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Fisssssh preciousss!

*munches on a fisssh and get another for Neri*

[Glorfindel]

they tastesss good, do thay not, preciousss? Gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Yesss preciousss Juicccy sssweet *golum* *munches on the fish some more*

[Glorfindel]

We wantsss some too, my dear! Give some to ussss, gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Hold itss horses preciousss, we'll get it some precioussss


*pulls one out from behind her back and gives it to Glorfy*

[Stormcrow]

May we have one, precious? May we, my love?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Yessss you may, its my birthday present for you *gollum* *gives him a packaged up fish*

[Stormcrow]

lol

Thankyou my precious, my dearest. Thankyou, we does.

*runs of with packaged up fish*

[Glorfindel]

*takes the fish from SaH*

we thanksss you, my preciousss. Gollum.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

They is quite welcome my precioussss, very welcome indeed

[Stormcrow]

Gots anymore goodies, precious? Gollum! Gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

WEe has a left over coney preciousss, a couple of birdses yess, and a mousse my preciouss, does it want one of these my preciouss?

[Stormcrow]

The coney, precious! The coney, we loves!

*jumps up and down*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

They must catch it, itss still alive preciouss *lets the coney go, it runs around the room*

[Stormcrow]

*chases after it*

Come back to us, precious!

[Glorfindel]

Gollum! you have to catch it, my dear, have to runsss likesss it!

[Stormcrow]

*runs likes it*

Is this how, my love, my dear? Is this how?

[Glorfindel]

Yess, my love. But they havesss to be asss fassst as the cony, my dear. Fasster! Gollum!

[Stormcrow]

*runs as fast as legs will carry me*

I thinks I am gaining on it, my precious! Gollum! Gollum! I am gaining on the filthy rabbitses!

[Glorfindel]

Yess, preciousss, yesss! ..... Gollum!! WATCH THE TREE, MY LOVE!!

[Stormcrow]

Nooooooo!

*runs into tree and falls to the ground unconcious*

[Glorfindel]

Gollum! Are they hurtsssed, preciousss?..

[Stormcrow]

*is unconcious*

[Glorfindel]

Waaaa! What'ss they doing preciousss, they can'tsss be unconscious, not you! The Big Preciousss will helpssss thee, to wake up again! Gollum, gollum!

[Nereid]

Whatss happening here? Do they fall unconscious in here, do they, preciousss?

[Glorfindel]

yess, my dear. We're running againssst treesess, yess, we are! gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

oh preciousss *shakes her head* *flicks Stormy on the nose and he comes to*

Wake up sleepie!

[Glorfindel]

We didn't knowsss that way of waking up, preciousss

[SamwiseAtHeart]

lol well I think itss working now my preciousss lol

[Glorfindel]

Isss it, my dear, is it? Gollum!

[Stormcrow]

*wakes up*

Gollum! Gollum! Gollum! We are hurtsed precious! We are hurtsed, we are!

*rubs bump on head*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*kisses the booboo making it all better* You okay preciousss?

[Stormcrow]

Quite okay, precious, quite okay indeed, we is.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Good, now the coney's right over there preciouss and its taking a nap. We are sure that you can catch it my preciouss

[Stormcrow]

*pounces on coney and catches it*

We caughts it, we did! Gollum! Gollum!

*buries it in the ground for later*

[Glorfindel]

:o What'sss they doing, precious?! Ruining a nice coney, are they?! Gollum!

[Stormcrow]

*slowly turns and looks at Glorfy with evil in its eyeses*

It is ours, my love...and we will do what we wants with it! Gollum!

[Glorfindel]

Give it to uss, my love! Gollum, gollum!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Oh preciousss.... Boyss, silly creatures...

[crazymonkey 4 frodo]

Troutses?? We loves troutses, don't we precious??
Yes, yes, we loves troutses gollum, gollum
We've gots it we do, precious.
Yes, yes, only they don't knows it, gollum, gollum
Ssshhh, precious. We don'ts wants to have to gives it to them...precious.
Rights. Quiets we must be, gollum, gollum

[Stormcrow]

*sits in corner watching CM withy shifty eyes*

She is up to something tricksy, my precious, my love...

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*sniffs the air* preciousss we smells something. It smells likesss something ssweet my preciouss something tasstey. They are hiding it from us my love, we needs it. Gets it from her! No my preciousss, we must waits, for the oppertune moment my love. Preciousss we wants the :trout:

[Nereid]

*looks worried around*

Letsss not fight, precioussess. And we shouldn't think of ssstealing either, no preciouss thatsss bad.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We knows my preciousss, but it tempts ups *gollum*

[Stormcrow]

Temptses us too, my love. It calls to us...its ours it is, and we wants it!

*dives over towards CM*

[Nereid]

*quickly stops Storm*

Don't do this, my preciouss. We don't wants to hurt you, you see, you must see.

[Stormcrow]

Gollum! Gollum! I thinks we see, my precious. I thinks we see, my love.

*sits back down calmly*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Alright my preciousss, what ssshall we do now? Oooh we has an idea my love yess we do *gollum* We can go on a journey my preciousss go to finds something.

[Stormcrow]

Oh, good ideas they have, my love! Where must we go, precious?

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We can go back to our homeunder the Misssty mountainss... ssss.... find those nasssty hobbitsess and takes our preciousss from them... ssss.... find ssomething tasstey for ssupper.... or posssibly get away as far as posssible fromm those nasssty elves and their twissted rope that hurtss and burnss

[Glorfindel]

Yesss, my preciousss! That ssounds excellent, my dear! Gollum!

[Stormcrow]

Let us go now, then precious! Let us be gone off to the mountainses, my loves!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Letsss go my loves *packs up a fisssh and starts to leave for this adventure* Co e my preciousss we are going to the cavess!

[Nereid]

We lovess that idea! *joins in*

[Stormcrow]

Oh yes, we loves it we do, yes we do, precious! Let us go now, my precious, let us go to the caves!

*runs off out door*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*runs out the door with Storm and singing her own strange made up song* Here we go a walking preciouss
Singing singing sssinging
Hopping hopping hopping
We wants the sweeet fissssh and darknessss
at the ends of our Quessst
*gollum GOllum*

[Stormcrow]

lol

Precious, you is so silly.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We makes it up as we singsss, I can make a dance to go withs it too my preciousss, I likes to dance randomly lol

[Stormcrow]

Oh, us too, my love!

*starts dancing a little quickstep*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*damces around in a forward moving movement so that he dance is making us go towards the mountainss* Dance dance danccccce!!!!

[Stormcrow]

*dances off towards mountains*

Look at us go, my precious!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We're making progress my precioussss Yess look we are very very close to the mountainssss my love lol

*Dances some more*

[Stormcrow]

*continues dancing*

Watch out for the cliff, my love! :o

[SamwiseAtHeart]

*Trips and gets dangerously close to the edge almost falling off. She grabs Stormy's arm, and he picks me up and pulls me away from the cliff*

Preciousss thankss for saving our lives my love, you iss a good friend :rose:

[Stormcrow]

Only here to help, my precious. ;) Now, here we is at last! The mountains, my love!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

YESSSS!!!!! *does a happy dance and jumps up and down and then starts running towards a cave entrance*

[Stormcrow]

Be careful, my love. We doesn't want it to slip off the cliffses, my love.

[SamwiseAtHeart]

We're careful preciouss..., come, the darkness calls to uss

[Stormcrow]

Yes, calls it does, my love.

*slowly walks into cave with Sammy*

[Elijah's Girl]

*comes into the Tavern with a fish in her mouth*

We're all alone, preciouss! So alone!! But we gots a nice, juicy fish, yes we do preciouss! *munches on the fish*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Preciousss they aren't alone my love. We are here *gollum*

We've been talking to ourselves a lot in real life's my preciousss, its been fun

:gollum:

[Elijah's Girl]

see you are not alone, my love, see peoples come in to talk to us!

We knows, preciousss, she just spoke to us! We aren't deaf *gollum gollum*

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Preciouss, how is they my love? We are curiousss. We sees they have nice fisssh preciouss. We wonders if they will share.
Well lets get our tails over there and ask it... *gollum*

[Elijah's Girl]

*munches on the fish and see the other wants some*

Would they likes some nice fissh? It is very tasty, yes it is preciousss!

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Oh that would be very nice of it my preciouss. Yess we would like ssome fissh since it is offering it. *crawls over and squats next to her*

Thankyou my preciousss

[SamwiseAtHeart]

Hello Preciousss... is anybody here?

We're all alone preciousss oh all alone... *gollum* Where did they go?