the alternative fellowship thread

[Bawax]

who would you put in the worst possible fellowship of the ring?

i'd have to include gollum for entertainment as ring bearer and probably have Denethor there to take Gandalfs place when he fought the balrog, denethor would be piling wood round his feet goading the balrog into torching him. ;)

[Nessa]

lol!

Sauron's disembodied eye, Saruman, Gollum, Denethor, Boromir, Pippin, a couple of orcs, and Arwen. ;)

[HobbitFriend]

hahaha i liked the Denethor thing bawax lol
lemme see... Gollum and Denethor :thumbs: Saruman, Wormtongue, Theoden...
~What's wrong with Pippin, Nessa!! :( i like Pippin!

[Nessa]

Pippin's a darling! But usefullness is another issue....;)

Don't hate me! I wasn't entirely serious, I've argued for Pip lots of time, but I like making fun sometimes too.

[HobbitFriend]

Okay then :) but i don't think Pippin was ALL that useless.....:huh: but i see your point ;)

[Polly Sandybanks]

I know SOME people would like to put Elrond and Legolas and Haldir in there too. :)

[Pil]

The fight over the mirror would be disasterous for the quest...hehe... :evil:

I can see sam roasting haldir over a fire when they run out of food...anyone else manage imagine this? lol :dragon:

[Nessa]

I'd rather see Celeborn go first.....Can you hear that elf *sizzle*?

Now that I think about it I'll remove Pippin from my alternate fellowship, wouldn't want the poor (useless;)) little darling with all those meanies.... I'll replace him Celeborn, and while I'm at it I'd rather see Haldir roast then Arwen, wouldn't want to **** off Aragorn. :)

[HobbitFriend]

good... you took out my "usless" Took... lol ;)

mmm all this talk of roasting elves is making me hungry! :naughty: :elfeek:

[Bawax]

i don't think pippin was that useless, there could have been much worse persons in his place, barliman butterbur for one or how about fatty bolger. :)

i think my final worst nine would have to be

1. Gollum - part time ring bearer
2. Bilbo - part time ring bearer as well, itd creat some interesting discussions between the loony and the thief.
3. Saruman
4. Sauron
5. the Balrog from moria
6. Boromir
7. Wormtongue
8. Denethor, he could cuddle up and keep warm with the balrog. :)
9. the Witch King

[Pil]

FATTY AND PIPPIN ARE NOT USELESS! Their names should NOT be being mentioned in this thread! :angry: :batty: verymad

Read FOTR and ROTK again peeps!!!!!! :thumbs: lol :wiggle:

[Nessa]

Calm yourself Pil! You of all people should know I love Pippin, and he does have redeeming qualities... he did some stuff I guess.... its not as if I added Merry to the list... what would you have said then? ;)

[Pil]

1.Definitely barliman...old fat bloke...BOUND to provide endless days of entertainment!
2.Sauron...constant mick takes of maybelline mascara would be extremely comical!
3.Balrog...guaranteed to fire up any conversation! :flamer:
4.Elrond...you need someone with no emotion that can't fight back to your mick taking!
5. Arwen...enough said.
6.Haldir...well...barliman and he could do aerobics together...oh the horror... :o
7.The scary creature thing from the lake outside moria...does anyone else see the resemblance between it and einstein in the film? lol
8.Lobelia...guaranteed to drive people mad!
9.Gollum...sss...preciousssss....hehe!

I know this is supposed to be the WORST fellowship thread, is uppose my post is more of...how funny COULD the war of the ring become? Fights over makeup...spandex...i can see it all now... roflmao

[HobbitFriend]

uh oh... look what you started with Pippin Nessa! ... see, i TOLD you he wasn't useless! lol and bawax... Fatty wasn't useless either! (there's a whole other thread on him explaining all this ;) ) hehe... no arguments... i don't think anyone Tolkien included was necessarily "useless" they each had their part. Now Glorfindel... why was he even mentioned???roflmao (just kidding everybody!)

[Nessa]

I should have known the mass rioting that would ensue with mention of old useless Pippin..... But I'm Just Kidding!!!!!

I could argue his importance for hours! (Fatty, I'm not so sure about...) But I'd really rather just make fun of him and get all you people riled up. ;)

[Aragorn Isildur]

Hmm...

1)Gollum
2)Thranduil - for letting Gollum get away
3)Shagrat
4)Elrond - purple dress in tow...
5)Haldir - Plenty of meat on him for those lean spells
6)Cave troll
7)Wormtongue
8)Crow from Dunland
9)Gollum's other half Smeagol

[Bawax]

another interesting addition to the "team" could have been Shelob, no one would have slept with that thing in their company. :)

[Kwijibo]

Right, I'm gonna make a fellowship that's gonna have LOTS of bickkering -
1. Gandalf
2. Sauman
3. Uruk
4. Uruk-Hai
5. Goblin
6. Sauron's disembodied right eye
7. Sauron's disembodied left eye
8. Gollum
9. Bilbo

I'd like to see that lot get further than the Barrow-Downs! If any are dead by the time they get to Moria, I have some replacements - Smaug and Glaurang, a Balrog with wings and one without, several roudy Elves and Dwarves ... :wicked:

[TheRingBearer]

Well if your looking for the most unlikely fellowship to complete the task of destroying the ring forever then I would go with...

The 9 Nazgul (with the king as the ring bearer)

:evil: :flamer: :grin:

[Bawax]

yeah i guess the nazgul would be pretty good in making the fellowship fail.

i personally think Elrond was evil, look at the facts.

1. he sends the ring to where the dark lord Sauron is currently living.

2. he makes a guy who's 3 feet tall take it there with three of his friends.

3. he sends that damn guy who's been pestering him about marrying his daughter.

4. he sends the old Wizard who sticks his nose into things that on't have much to do with him.

5. he sends a dwarf, no elf really likes the dwarves.

6. he comes up with a plan to send one from each race, elf, dwarf, men and hobbits, so rather then sending one of his own people he sends the stupid fairy-elf from Mirkwood and some unfortunate guy who wandered all the way from Gondor.


:grin:

[Catz]

lol lol lol roflmao lol lol lol *gasps*lol lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Tinwë]

The Witch-King wouldn't be a good fellowship member ;)




-Tinwe :elfqueen:

[Black Rider]

i think Richard Simmons would be a far more productive member of the fellowship than Boromir, he'd be a great motivator...

roflmao ::laughs at the thought of Richard Simmons in Moria in red short shorts::

pfbbt ::cringes at the thought of Richard Simmons in red short shorts::

[Bawax]

how about bill the pony as ring-bearer and his fellowship could consist of, shelob, smaug and 6 hungry orcs. poor old bill wouldn't make it out of the council of Elrond. :)

[TheRingBearer]

lol