The "Sticky Situation" Game

[YayBoromir!]

Here's something a bit different from Mad Blab ;) Welcome to the Sticky Situation game! :grin:
OK, here's how it works:
You get an item (or two items) and a situation, and you have to use the item(s) to get around the situation.

For example:
Item: Stick of butter
Situation: A burglar is climbing through your window

Possible solution:
Use the stick of butter to make the burgler trip and fall so you can get him arrested.

Please keep the items and situations within reason - maybe we can even get some LoTR things in here! ;) Try and make the solutions as funny as possible!

OK, I'll start it off:
Item: Pair of socks
Situation: Trapped in an elevator

[SindarinGirl]

Wave the pair of socks under the smoke / gas detector, until the alarm goes off and the rescue workers come. lol

Item: A dead goldfish

Situation: A flat tire

Good Luck! lol

[Bonos-Girl]

stick the goldfish to the puncture..and erm..blow it back u again yourself!

situation: stuck in the middle of nowere

item: lollypop

[Miruvor]

Cool game.

Answer. Lick the lollypop until it's wet and shiny, then use it like a mirror to reflect the sun back into the sky, so a passing Cessna will see you and send the National Guard.

Items: A compass and a transister radio.
Situation: You just realised your family is hungry and you don't have anything for dinner.

[SindarinGirl]

Use the compass to crack a "brace of conies" on the head, then rewire the radio to create a spark on some nearby brush and cook them over an open flame.

Items: a bag of manure
Situation: you're being attacked by a shark

[Elvenwanderer]

dump the manure on the shark, and see if he goes for it (or runs away)

item: a toilet bowl brushy thingy

situation: your computer breaks

[TheRingBearer]

Yeah, cool game
um, rewire your computer using the toilet brushes's hair. :grin:

item: a tv remote

situation: your car breaks down.

sorry its my first go, lol

[Galadhrim]

Bang on the engine with the remote until the engine starts running again.
Well, at least that's what I'd do... lol
Cool game! :thumbs:

item: your favourite CD

situation: lost in the woods

[Gatsby]

use the reflective side of the cd and the rays of the sun to signal planes

a loon (the bird)

your best friend is trying to steal your boyfriend
out
gatz

[Lady Ashley]

Command the bird to drop 'bombs' on the girl. (and peck out her eyes!)

Item: Boromir (can they be people?)

Situation: hemming your wedding dress ;) lol

[YayBoromir!]

I don't know what Boromir would be doing at my wedding :rolleyes: but I would get him to use his sword as the needle (hey, what else is there if all that's there is him?) Wouldn't work too well though lol

Item: A balloon and a shovel
Situation: WoTR has been overrun by spammers

[Galadhrim]

Hit the balloon with the shovel, so that the result is a loud BANG which chases away all the spammers.

Item: A box of matches
Situation: It's pouring, and you don't have an umbrella

[Gatsby]

trade the box of matches for an umberella (i took the cheap way out)

a combact (a make up thing you know?)

your house is attacked by the teenaged mutant ninja turtles
out
gatz

[YayBoromir!]

Build the combact really, really big, climb inside it, and use it to scare away the Teenaged Mutant Hero Turtles.

Item: An empty box
Situation: Your parents have said you can't go to watch RoTK. :o

[Galadhrim]

When your strength grows 234 times bigger because your seeing RotK is in danger, put the parents in the box, close it, stash it in the basement, and go see RotK.

Item: a coin
Situation: trapped in an elevator, and the 'alarm' button isn't working

[Miruvor]

Use the coin to tap out S-O-S in morse code on the metal door, until some passerby hears you.

Items: Pencil and paper

Situation: You just fell overboard while sailing of the coast of Hawaii.

[Elvenwanderer]

swim to the coast of Hawaii, then use the pencil to write out your name on the only island of cannibals (why do you think they didn't want you off the boat?)

Items: A dog leash, and a bag of bagel chips.

situation: a tree is falling over onto your house in the middle of a desert

[SindarinGirl]

Eat the bagel chips for strength, wrap the leash around the tree and PULL the tree in the other direction.

Item: a paper clip
Situation: your house is on fire

[Evenstar]

use the paper clip to unlock a window so you can get out and phone for help.

Item: an empty coke can

situation: you're being attacked by orcs

[YayBoromir!]

Pull hard on the ring of the coke can, and rip the top off. Then use the jagged edges of the coke can as a weapon against the Orcs.

Item: A photo of a dog and a tennis racket
Situation: You want to win a 100m sprint.

[SindarinGirl]

Use the photo of the dog to illicit sympathy from the other runners by saying it was your dog's dying wish that you win this race, the ones that don't fall for it, you smack with the racket and knock out cold.

Item: a bag of popping corn

Situation: you've been cornered by a rabid raccoon

[TheRingBearer]

Throw the pop corn over the racoons and when they turn, you leg it

Item: a spoon

Situation: You've run out of food and only you and your hiking partner are left in a mountain cave, freezing to death.

[Igtica]

Jump onto the spoon and use it like a snowboard to ski right the way to the bottom of the mountain where food an heat await.

item: packet of unmade jelly

situation: A poisonous spider has just bitten your arm in the middle of the forest and there's no-one around but your faithfully pet parrot.

[Miruvor]

What is unmade jelly? Is that like Jello? i will assume it is jello.

Use the parrot's beak to slice into the bite. Then feed the jello to the parrot until he reguritates it. Then use that as a salve to draw out the poison.

Item: a bottle of Evian water.

Situation: You locked yourself out of your house and it's freezing outside.

[Igtica]

Wait till the water in the bottle freezes, break the bottle in half using your amazing strength or the axe in your open shed, and rub the two bottle pieces together to start a fire. The fire can then be used to burn down the door!

By the way Jelly is jello, but what i ment by unmade was like when you buy it in those little cubes, or a powder. Anyways...

Item: Bag of your cat's lovely puke! (nice aren't I)

Situation: Your on a rock that is balancing on the point of a large mountain. Moving can cause the rock to lose its balance, and you will fall with it down that steep edge.

[YayBoromir!]

Turn the bag of puke over, so all the puke falls out... (nice...) Then jump off the rock, using the empty bag as a parachute to get to the bottom lol

Item: A watch and a keyring
Situation: You climbed a tree and can't get down.

[Galadhrim]

Throw the keyring at a passer-by. When you miss them, throw the watch at the next passer-by. After getting their attention, get them to help you off the tree or call the fire brigade for you.

Item: candle
Situation: you can't remember where you parked your car

P.S.
Yay, your solution was quite... ew... lol

[Lady Ashley]

Ummm....if it's dark, light the candle to see by and walk around until you find your car!

(btw, YayBoromirm, I was making fun of Boromir with my other situation...lol he would be the pincushion for your pins to hem the dress, heehee!)

Items: A sponge and a stapler

Situation: you are being attacked by angry hobbits

[Astaliel]

You threaten them with the stapler, then tell them their is weed in the sponge and throw it far away. then, run!

Items: a dead horse head and a trash bag

Situation: Your house is on fire.

[YayBoromir!]

Why do I always get the best items to work with? :rolleyes: lol
Ok, put the horse head in the trash bag and swing it to smash open the window so you can escape.

Item: A Joystick
Situation: Your football goes over the neighbour's fence and you want to get it back.

[SindarinGirl]

Offer the joystick to the neighbor in trade for the football and if he doesn't accept, shove the joystick up his rear end to distract him and go get the ball yourself.

Item: a tire iron

Situation: you're lost at the North Pole (that expedition was not planned well) ;)

[Lady Ashley]

use the tire iron to kill a polar bear or any other critter to eat them until someone finds you or you somewhow make it back.

Item: computer and a rubber duck

Situation: your house explodes.

[Miruvor]

Yowee!
Use the rubber duck as a sympathy crutch. You can boo hoo to him all you want - while sitting at the computer at the library searching for a high paying job so you can buy a new house and also, taking care of the insurance claims on the old one.

Item: A Hang Glider.

Situation: You are at a prom and find your date flirting with the prom queen. (Or king, depending on your gender)
pfbbt

[YayBoromir!]

Climb up via a ladder to the top of the school stage, with the hang glider. Then shout out really loudly "I'll save you from his (or her) vile clutches!" and hang glide down, grab your date and glide out an open window lol

Item: A calendar and a cat
Situation: You're in the cinema and the people behind you are talking really loudly and are throwing half-chewed sweets at you (hey, it happened to me once :( )

[Astaliel]

You hold up the calendar and tell them, "Today is national Chase the Cat day!" and realese the cat, which runs out of the theater! :)

Items: ruler, computer mouse.
Situation:You are in the middle of nowhere and a herd of angry buffalo are chasing you.

[Little Devil]

Use the computor mouse to scare them, by making it run at the herd, if fails jump on one and guide it using a ruler. ;)

Item: Hairbrush
Situation: Your stuck in a tree.

I like this game. lol

[Miruvor]

Use the hair brush to make yourself pretty so you can attract a passing Fireman and coyly persuade him to help you down out of the tree.

Item: A torchere lamp and a step-stool.
Situation: Your hateful cousins are coming over for Easter dinner and you don't really want to see them.

[YayBoromir!]

The night before they come round, use the step stool to reach a high window and climb out, using the lamp so you can see your way around in the darkness. Find somewhere to hide until they're gone.

Item: A model car and a fork
Situation: You're at the premiere of RoTK and you want to get your favourite actor's attention lol

[Galadhrim]

Scrape the model car with the fork, making an :elfeek: sound. lol

Item: an old shirt
Situation: you're driving, and you run out of gas

[Astaliel]

Shred the shirt into little ity-bitty pieces and add water to the shirt pieces. Use the mixture as gas.

Item:eraser, pellow.
Situation:There is this annoying girl in front of you that won't stop talking about makeup, boys, and herself!

[YayBoromir!]

Tap the girl on the shoulder and show her the eraser. Make sure it is dark so she can't really tell what it is. Tell her it's an amazing new brand of lipstick that does wonders for you, stuff it in the pillow and throw it far, far away so she goes and gets it :p

Item: A hole punch and a microwave
Situation: Stranded on a desert island, you see a boat in the distance, and want to get its attention.

[Astaliel]

Throw the hole punch at them, but they don't see it. Put some sand in the microwave untill it catches on fire, then they rescue you!


Items:cardboard box, an bowling ball
Situation: Boromir is trying to steal your ring!

[Gatsby]

well naturally i would hit him over the head with the bowling ball, stuff him into the box and mail him to pakistan

a banjo
the president is missing, and it's up to you to find him!
out
gatz

[Sindarin]

While searching for the president, play the banjo so he can locate you.

Item: A bag of flour.
Situation: You're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the freeway.

[Little Devil]

Throw the bag of flour so it burst and goes everywhere confusing everyone, then barg in front and found a way and then your free!

Item: A piano
Situation: You really don't want to go back to school

[Gatsby]

quickly learn to play the piano REALLY super well so everyone thinks your a genius and don't need to go school

a stool
your trying to convince a guy to give you a piggy back ride
out
gatz

[Galadhrim]

Climb on the stool, and jump on the guy's back, thus forcing him to give you a piggy back ride. lol

Item: a teddy bear
Situation: members of the anty-Leggy army have kidnapped your brother because they thought he was Legolas

[YayBoromir!]

Tell them the teddy bear is a Legolas voodoo doll, and throw it over the horizon. While they run to get it, rescue your brother (note: I have nothing against Legolas ;) )

Item: A lightbulb and a telephone
Situation: You haven't revised for an exam and you're desperate to pass - but the exam's in 10 minutes!

[Little Devil]

As they do in cartoons the lightbulb goes 'ding' above your head with a quick idea, use the telephone pretending to be your mom calling in sick for you, so you don't have the test.

Item: A pencil and a picture
Situation: Your being chased by a crazy dog

[Miruvor]

Roll up the picture and swat him on the nose to subdue him, then give him the pencil to chew on while you scam on outta there.

Items: A telephone and a stapler.
Situation: Your best friend got into the college you wanted to attend, but you didn't.
verymad

[SindarinGirl]

Go to your friend's house, staple their mouth shut, use the phone to call the dean of the college, pretend to be your friend and then tell him to shove his stinkin' college.
I guarantee there'll be an opening on the admission list!

Item: A frying pan and a rope
Situation: You have to help your best friend travel on foot across the world to destroy an indestructible ring of power, avoiding capture by demons and inumerable evil minions and save the world from being overrun by evil.
lol

[Little Devil]

Hmm...ok use the frying pan as a weopon when danger is near also to cook food, and lasso the rope and climb into the fearful pit to destroy the evil ring.

Item: A clock
Situation: The girl behind you wont shut up about herself. ;)

[Lyrkalas]

Clock her!

Item: Hard-boiled eggs
Situation: Making a presentation to a group or class but you're not prepared.

[Little Devil]

Pretend your presentation is on bolied eggs and just hand them out to people!

Item: A towel and a piece of chocolate
Situation: You broke your mom's best plate.

[YayBoromir!]

Give your mum the chocolate to distract her, then wrap the plate up in the towel, and take it outside to the trash. If she asks where the plate went, tell her you don't know... :rolleyes:

Item: An Easter Egg :grin: and a candy cane
Situation: You just realised you don't have enough money for the bus

[Rumil]

Stuff the easter egg up your jumper and use the candy cane as a walking stick - convince the bus driver that you are a pregnant leprechaun about to give birth and get him/her to give you a ride for free, of course!

How about ?

A cheese flan/Trapped on top of a burning building

[Evenstar]

you let the heat make the flan go hard and then you use it as a parachute.

object: a hat and a cheeseburger

situation: you get caught by the police with a gun in your handbag

[SindarinGirl]

Um when the cops not looking, put on the hat as a disguise and point in a random direction when he asks where the girl with the gun went. Give the cheeseburger to a dealer to hurry up the lisence process so when the cops catch up, you can show them you're lisenced to carry!

Item: a pair of y-fronts

Situation: you're being stalked by an axe murderer

[Rumil]

Persuade the axe murderer that you think he has a possible career modelling mens underwear for a cheap catalogue. Ask him to try on the Y-Fronts. When he puts his axe down to do, grab the axe and hit him with it.

Item: A possum

Situation: On a date with a huge boil

[SindarinGirl]

roflmao ow- I've think i've burst something roflmao

*SG slides out of her chair onto the floor in a big crumpled heap, gasping for breath*

[Little Devil]

Dump him or even better hit him with the possum. lol

Item: Old socks

Situation: Your in a middle of a desert. with only a cricket to eat

[SindarinGirl]

Put the cricket in the sock to use as bait to catch lizards to eat.
Dig in the sand til you find some mud from a spring, use the other sock to strain the water.

Item: a broken pencil
Situation: stranded on a ship with a looney sea captain with no sense of direction and no crew

[Lady Ashley]

you threaten the captain with the pencil until he gets you home.

Item: koala

situation: you're stuck in an insane asylum.

[YayBoromir!]

Give a detailed speech on the koala and its natural habitat so they believe you're not insane anymore and release you from the asylum.

Situation: You work in a block of flats and you open the window, but accidently fall out and are grabbing onto the window ledge with just one hand

Items: A compass and The One Ring

[Miruvor]

Throw the compass away, slip the ring onto your free hand and command a nazgul to ride up just below your window so you can drop down behind him onto the horse. :evilcool:

Items: A spark plug and a jug of Kool-Aid.

Situation: School is out and you want to go to the beach, but neither you nor your friends can drive.

[SindarinGirl]

Pour the jug of Kool-Aid over someone's engine, shorting out the plugs, then offer them a new one if they'll take you to the beach.

Item: a bottle of hand lotion

Situation: Your computer is broken and you've got a 5 page report due tomorrow.

[Igtica]

Well you break the computer into tiny pieces and write the letters of the essay in the tiny pieces...mosiac style using the lotion to stick them together.

Item: a box jellyfish

Situation: Your stuck in a room with no windows, doors, no exit or entrance what so ever. You really need to get out as nature calls!

[YayBoromir!]

You whack the jellyfish onto the box to chop it into two halves, and two halves make a "whole" so you climb out of the hole and rush to the toilet! lol Had to use that one!

Items: a ferret, and a dustbin

Situation: You're trying to get to Middle Earth roflmao

[Rumil]

Carefully train the ferret to induce a highly suggestable trance like state through complex hypnotic dancing. Turn the bin upside down and sit on it watching the ferret dance whilst thinking about ME until you are fully hypnotised and slip into Middle Earth in your own unconcious mind. Durrh ;) lol

Hmmm ... how about

item: a set of spoons

situation: being caught in the path of an enraged stampeding rhinocerous

[Samwise2]

Use the spoons to dug a hole and hide in it and then sharpen the spoons to fight off the rino's that fall in .

Item: locked house and windows
Situation : you are in your underwear and the only place to is the dog house with a rapid dog.

[Miruvor]

Take off your underwear and use it to muzzle the dog. Pick up the dog house and throw it at the kitchen window of your house, then climb in through the broken window, VERY CAREFULLY, using the dog house as a step up.

Items: An eraser and surf board.

Situation: You are hiking through the woods (with your surfboard) on the way to the beach, and you scare up a skunk who sprays you with his perfume.

pfbbt

[YayBoromir!]

Quickly cover yourself with the surfboard to avoid the stench, then throw the eraser near the skunk so it is distracted. Then run off while you still can! lol

Items: A rose and a matchstick
Situation: You're on a huge rollercoaster and you suddenly realise you shouldn't have gone on, and you want to get off! Only problem is, it's starting moving!

[Igtica]

Hey this is a hard one as I really love roller coasters and would never find myself in this situation but aww well.

Chuck the matchstick at the cars wheels,so it sticks in the wheels, and so making it jolt to a stop. Then parachute out using the rose as a parachute (great air resistance!)

Item: A rubber chicken
Situation: Your stuck in a sinking ship, that has just hit the ocean floor. There seems to be no way out as there's water everywhere. Fear sinks in as the air trapped by the capsized ship is running out!

[Lady Ashley]

punch a hole in the rubber chicken and with the air that's inside of it, shoot to the surface!

Item: a staple gun and a computer mouse

Situation: you are being attacked by a raging horde of Mongols!

[Igtica]

Well take the staple gun and fire the staples at the Mongols, so rendering them almost helpless, then knock 'em out by swing the computer mouse at 'em ;)

Item: Your old faithful teddy
Situation: You've accidentally slipped into the shark enclosure at the aquaruim, and now you can't climb out as the glass sides are too high and frictionless. the only problem is the sharks are eyeing you hungarily!

[Miruvor]

You've got me here. Me and Teddy are as good as dead. The only question is which one of us will go first. The only hope is that someone will see us and feel sorry for Teddy and fish us out.

(Why is everyone picking such dangerous situations as of late?
My, my, we are a morbid crowd. )

Since I am now dead:

Item: A staff.

Situation: You are at the gate of heaven, but you cannot remember the password.

[Galadhrim]

Wait for St. Peter (Is that what he's called in English?) to open the door, than threaten him with the staff to let you in. lol

Item: An empty glass
Situation: You're stranded on an island

[YayBoromir!]

Collect some wood and focus the light from the sun through the empty glass, lighting a fire. Use the fire to attract attention from a passing boat. lol

Item: A fork and a duster
Situation: You're secretly tracking the Fellowship. They get attacked by the Watcher in the Water and the Moria entrance is blocked by rubble. How will you continue your journey? ;)

[SindarinGirl]

Use the fork to help you climb over Caradhras - Saruman doesn't care if you go over, just them. Make a pair of wings from the duster, and glide down the other side of the mountian, beating them to the exit. Then lie in wait for them to come out.

Item: a straw and a manhole cover
Situation: Aliens have kidnapped you for scientific experiments.

[Igtica]

Show the aliens the straw, which fascinates them. Then jump on the dustbin lid and airboard to safety.

Item:A bag of sweets you found in your pocket and a tennis ball
Situation:You've been shrunk to a tiny size, and need to find a way to become the right size again. Maybe swimming in the ocean that is the garden pond wasn't that good an idea....nice fishes..

Opps I killed Miruvor :o...sorry about that! Erm *gives Miruvor elixer of life so that Miruvor can continue to play *

[YayBoromir!]

Scatter the sweets around as food for the fish, then sit on the tennis ball and float to the top of the pond, trying to attract attention, so people can help you get back to normal size again.
(I actually did some research to make sure tennis balls float lol)

Item: A printer and a shirt button
Situation: There's an earthquake and the building you're in collapses around you, leaving you in a small pocket of air and not much time to escape.

Hmmm...elixer of life...may I have one for Boromir? :grin:

[SindarinGirl]

lol YB, you are taking this waaay too seriously! ;) lol Tennis balls float! Who knew?! That's great!

Use the toner cartridge in the printer to grease yourself up so you can slip through the cracks to the surface. Drop the button, it's bulk you don't need.

Item: a picture of a dog and an unpopped bag of microwave popcorn.
Situation: you're on a window-washer's rig and the cables are snapping. snap, snap, snap

[Igtica]

Well I'd use the dog picture, to reflect the light on the bag of popcorn. The heat would make the popcorn pop, and so creating that bouncy landing you need below, as you start to fall. Phew safe !

Item: Bar of soap you happen to be holding
Situation: Your a waiter in a busy restaurant and your holding piles of plates in your hands which are all about to fall. Your boss won't be pleased if ya break those dishes!

Hmm I think I may have some Elixer left over here *hands YB! the rest of the Elixer of life*

[Galadhrim]

Since you can't stop it, let the dishes fall, then when your boss starts chasing you, drop the bar of soap, so he slips on it and falls, meanwhile you run for your life!
I'm sorry, that's all I could think of... lol

Item: a toothpick
Situation: Mocha's cafe is closed for the day, and you can't get in :elfeek:
(If you're not Mocha's customer, any other cafe that you really really love will do... ;))

[Miruvor]

Well, I would say, sit on the curb and pick your teeth and twiddle your thumbs until the next morning when it opens. At least you will be the first in line.

Items: A dictionary and a sandwich

Situation: You are late for your own wedding and it's still ten miles away.

[Bonos-Girl]

find someone with a mobile phone, ask to make one call and if they won't let you confuse them with long words from the dictionary until they let you to confirm that you are actually gonna turn up. then hike back eating the sandwich for energy.

items: sunglasses and a straw hat

situation: you have AIDS and you have no money to buy medicine and you will die in a few days otherwise. (i know its not a very nice situation but i'm not very imaginative...)

[YayBoromir!]

Put the sunglasses on and leave the straw hat on the ground, and sit in the street pretending to be blind, so people will put money in the hat. When you have enough money, go and buy the medicine.

Item: A broken CD of awful music and some wood glue
Situation: You forgot your friend's birthday present and you're in the car on the way to their party. You need to get them a present ASAP.

[Mocha]

Use the Wood Glue to enscript great calligraphy on the CD and give it to the brithdays girl/boy :grin:

Item: A Matha Stewart Magazine and a hammer.
Situation:You're in the bathroom when you suddenly find out that you're out of tissue and can't find anyone near you.

[Miruvor]

An Obvious best use for a Martha Stewart magazine - Start tearing it up into 4x4 inch sheets.
Use the hammer to knock yourself on the head for forgetting to refill the roll when you saw it getting low.

Items:

Sizzors and a chocolate cake

Situaltion: You are driving down a long empty stretch of Hiway 66 in Arizona in the summer, your air conditioning went out, and the chocolate cake is melting all over the front seat.

[Bonos-Girl]

eat the chocolate cake...use the scissors to cut it up! simple!!

items: an amplifyer and bass guitar
situation:you are stuck in the middle of a huge town and need to get home within 3 hours but you live an hour away by car an dyou have no money or anything....

[Igtica]

Plug in my amp and go mad on the guitar, silencing the whole town and bringing everyone to a stand still. Then grab a taxi, wake up the driver, and allow him to drive you swiftly through the silent streets. Wow home in an hour with time to spare!

Item: Horn of Gondor

Situation: You've no weapon not so ever, and your surround by every enemy...from orcs and goblins to Sauron himself. You've blown the horn already, but there is no one to help. Your on your own.....

[YayBoromir!]

Play the Horn, changing the notes by moving your hand in front of it. The suggested tune is "Lurtz's Lullaby", a rhythmic beat which is used often in Mordor to lull screaming Orcs to sleep... if Sauron can't resist the soothing melody, point to the left, shout "it's a three headed Ringbearer" and run off when he turns to look! lol

Item: Bookends and a turtle shell
Situation: You trashed your room when you knocked over a can of paint, spilling it all over the floor. As you went to pick it up you somehow managed to knock the bookcase over, and the result is a disgusting mess of books and paint... your parents have just heard the noise, and are coming upstairs to investigate... :o

[Mocha]

Throws the bookends on the floor, hold the turtle shell and start yelling at it when my parents reach my room...accusing the so called "turtle" of doing such a mes...lol

Item:Glue stick and a cookie
Situation: you're walking down an alley when a guy comes over to you, pushed you on the wall and starts hitting you...

[Lady Ashley]

Offer him a cookie to stop hitting you, but if that doesn't work, shove the gluestick in his eye and run away.

Item: a radio and a Silmaril (a magic Elven jewel)

Situation: you are dueling with Morgoth, Sauron, Darth Maul, Darth Vader, the Joker and Mr. Freeze all by yourself! Yikes!

[Miruvor]

Blind them all with the Silmaril, then throw the radio so they will follow the sound thinking its you. Then scram outta there in the other direction.

items: A pocket PC and a glass Christmas tree ornament.

Situation: Your goldfish just had babies and all the babies are deformed and can only swim upside down. This is very disconcerting to you and you are freaking out.

[YayBoromir!]

That cracked me up, Miruvor, when I read your situation lol Great idea!
Take the pocket PC to a shop and exchange it for lots of counterweights. Then come home and tie the counterweights to the goldfish so they all swing round to face the right way. Lure them over using the Christmas ornament as bait! lol

Item: a wet rag, and a pencil sharpener
Situation: You just drilled into a water pipeline in the road by mistake, and water is gushing out of a hole in the ground.

[Miruvor]

Thanks - and you solved the problem exquisitely, I must say!

Use the rag as a warning flag to mark the hole in the road, then use the pencil sharpener as a whistle to beckon all the kids in the neighborhood to come play in the water. :thumbs:

Items: A microphone and a garter snake.

Situation: Your 'bad seed' of a sister put your favorite music CD in the microwave to see what would happen to it, and your folks won't let you strangle her.

[Lady Ashley]

Put the snake into her room and make the microphone amplify the snake hiss and scare your sister!

Item: a ship and a plastic innertube.

Situation: you're stuck in the middle of rush-hour traffic.

[SindarinGirl]

Use the innertube as a giant slingshot around two lamposts, and launch the ship to plow through the cars. Repeat as necessary.

Items: a modem and a tiny umbrella from a tropical drink.
Situation: You've been transported to the Jurassic Era and are being inspected by a hungry pack of Velociraptors.

[Mocha]

Put the umbrella in my mouth and play dead, that way they won't see me giggling as they sniff me :grin: then use the umbrella which later turns out to be a time machine and go back to the present!



Item:A gun and a dagger
Situation:Trying to babysit a 5-year-old.

[Lady Ashley]

Think about killing yourself (or the kid) but decide to use them on the robber that just suddenly came into the house...

Item: your best friend and your worst enemy.

Situation: you are currently being tickled mercilessly by a giant turkey!

[Hobbit]

You ask your best friend for aid and together you lift the giant turkey from the ground and then you turn him on your worst enemy so the turkey will start to tickle him and then you and your friend can escape.

Item: a camara, a ropeladder and a rope

Situation: You need to rescue a friend, who is trapped behind a stonewall but you're discovered and an enemy tries to overrun you with a tank while he watches you with his head outside the tankhatch so you can't escape out of eyesight!

[Mocha]

Grab the camera and take a picture of the enemy, with flash of course, which would turn him temporarely blind.....climb up with the ropeladder....stand on the wall and pull my friend up with the rope...go down the ropeladder...and go with my friend to the mall for a sundae ;)

Item:a Banana and a rubber band.
Situation: Three words: Science School Project :o how will you do it!?! (Note: you only have 10 minutes before the teachers comes in)

[YayBoromir!]

When they ask you to present your project, put the rubber band over the banana and propel it across the room. Tell the teacher it was a project on propulsion lol

Items: A bag of sugar and a tin of paint
Situation: You're trapped at the top of a burning building and the fire brigade haven't arrived yet, but they won't get there in time... :o

[Miruvor]

Disolve the sugar in the paint until you have a sticky mess, then dip your hands and feet into it so the paint webs between your fingers and toes. Now act like a flying tree frog and jump to the next building over, glombing on to it with your pretty pads.

Items: a glass of ice tea and a ticket to a Broadway play.

Situation: Your grass needs cutting so bad that the cat gets lost in the yard. Beware! - You haven't seen that cat for days, but now your neighbors are threatening to turn you in to the City Codes inspectors if you do not cut it today.

[Mocha]

lol @ Yay

Drink the glass of ice tea to give me more energy (note that I need any more than I already have lol) then use the ticket as a grass mower and finish up the job just in time for me to go to the broadway play! TA TA! *bows*

Item:A feather and a picture frame.
Situation: Mom is going to run into your room in mere seconds to yell at you after getting the report card....what shall you do!?

[Elvenwanderer]

Use the feather to cover up the scores, and frame it, so that it cannot move. Doesn't take long, I do that every ten weeks.

Item: a piece of paper
Situation: You are floating in the middle of the Pacific Ocean

[Lady Ashley]

wave it around as best I can because it's a really big peice of paper so planes will see me!

Item: a model airplane.

Situation: you are being attacked by the Ringwraiths (yikes).

[Igtica]

Give the ringwrath's the model aeroplane, and whilst they are working out how to use it run as fast as your legs can carry you....phew safe!

Item: A photo of your aunt and uncle

Situation: You've been caught by giant spiders and your trapped in their sticky web...that big spider's smile doesn't look pleasant!

[Rumil]

A tricky predicament indeed, I would show the spider with the unpleasant smile the picture of my aunt and uncle (who funnily enough also have unpleasant smiles). This would cause the spider to wonder who had the most unpleasant smile and rush to the bathroom mirror to check it's smile for unpleasantness. While it was away I'd use the reflective surface of the photograph to attract the attention of a rescue party or, in the unlikely event of there not being a rescue party at hand, I would attract the attention of a massive, giant-spider-eating, bird.

a game of travel scrabble

caught in a meltdown at a nuclear power plant

[SindarinGirl]

Throw the letters on the ground to distract other people as you push through the crowd to get out first.

An eraser refill and a plastic Pikachu toy from a Happy Meal.

Stuck in a field in a hailstorm

[Igtica]

Get my brill Pikachu toy to thunder all the hailstones, so getting rid of them, whilst I erase a hole in a hill, so creating a cave to shelter in till the hail goes!......I didn't think you could get Pikachu in a Happy Meal.....unless your in Japan!?...but they were promo cards...er....anyways..

Item: Gameboy Advanced SP with Pokemon Sapphire cart (seeing as Pikachu was chosen)
Situation: Your surrounded by a pack of Wolves of Isengard! They're looking at you with an unpleasent glint of hunger in their eyes.........how are you gonna get out of this one?

[YayBoromir!]

Turn on the Game Boy and show them a picture of your Mightyena. They'll be so scared that they'll all run off to look for food elsewhere lol
Methinks we're getting a little too specific here... hehe!

Item: A pillow and a metronome
Situation: Your money just got stuck in the vending machine - it swallowed your change! Plus, the chocolate bar you selected hasn't come out properly and is still hanging there. lol

[Igtica]

ARGH...I hate when this happens...Use the metronome to hypnotise the machine into giving your money back! As it falls over from the dizziness of the effect allow it to fall onto your pillow. The fall releases your chocolate bar, and after you stand the machine back up you can go offf munching it happily......now all i need is a metronome and a pillow next time that happens!

Item: Jellyfish and some chopsticks
Situation:You've fallen into a very deep hole, and the sides are so smooth it makes it impossible to climb out. You need to get out or you'll miss picking up your Pizza, after 10 ,minutes waiting it'll be gone! :(

[Ithilraen]

tie the chopsticks to two of the longest tentacles it has. place one stick into the floor on one side of the hoe and put the other stick on the other side (streching the jellyfish). step onto the jellyfish and bounce on it like a trampoline until you get enough height and spring to bounce you outta the hole.

item: purple permanent marker
situtation: even though your parents told you not to sit on the 5000 year old antique chair you did, and broke it.

[Miruvor]

(I didn't know the ancient Cretans had chairs.)

Use the marker to make a sign saying "Please adopt me!" Hang the sign around your neck and put you self out on the curb until someone comes by who will collect you. (Hope your new family has stronger furniture.)

Items: scotch tape and hedge clippers.

Situation: You are sitting on your front porch and some homeless person walks by and sits down on your steps to rest. What should you do.

[Igtica]

Tape the homeless person up, so they can't move then tape the hedge clippers onto their back. Next hang the homeless person on the telephone cable above. Yay not sitting next to you now and they have a new home! Result!

Item: a pad of post-its (sticky labels)

Situation: Your in a pie eating contest, and things aren't going too well. Your falling behind your opponent by a couple of pies, and are feeling to sick to eat any more. You have to beat this guy, who seems to have a bottomless pit for a stomach...but how?

[SindarinGirl]

Hide the post-it's in their pie so they eat the notes and throw up, getting disqualified.

Item: a small tube of Jergens hand lotion

Situation: You've burned the pot roast and you're family is waaaaiii-ting.

[Igtica]

Use the hand-lotion on the roast, so soothing away all the burns. Ta da! feed it to the family..

Item: Rubber Duck
Situation: Your boat's been pulled into a cyclone, The pull is too great there's no way to escape...help!

[SindarinGirl]

Cling to the rubber ducky to stay afloat until the cyclone calms down.

Item: a box of girl scout cookies

Situation: You're mountian climbing and the ropes have just pulled loose from the brackets, leaving you clinging to the cliff face..

[Ithilraen]

take the cookies out and try and lure the biggest bird that comes by to take it. Then grab onto the bird and fly to safety.


items: matches and a box of crayons

situation: your little 3 year old sister climbed a tree and now can't get down.

[YayBoromir!]

Lure your sister with the crayons (bright, colourful things lol) whilst throwing a lit match into the tree. When the branch breaks that she is sitting on, catch her as it falls, returning her to safety.

Item: A trumpet and a Minidisc player
Situation: You want to audition for a role in a top movie, but you've got a terrible cold.

[Mocha]

Put the trumpet on my head as a hat and walk around the place while pretending to be singing around merrily...that would get me a few directors with lots of movie choices! :grin:

Item:A happy meal
Situation:A reptile is running after you and no, it doesn't want the happy meal, it wants you! :o what shall you do?!

[SindarinGirl]

Eat the happy meal for energy, and climb a tree (big lizards aren't known for their tree climbing ability). Aim carefully and bonk it on the nose with the toy, and when that runs it off (big lizards aren't known for their patience while getting bonked on the nose), climb back down.

Item: A chinese fortune that says "Try something new today"

Situation: You're stranded on a desert island.

[YayBoromir!]

Wrap up the Chinese fortune into a cylinder shape, and swim out into the ocean using it as a makeshift snorkel until you find land or a ship. And you get the added bonus that you tried something new lol

Item: A rubber and some plant seeds
Situation: You lost your one-of-a-kind One Ring that they actually used in the movies, which you won in a once-in-a-lifetime competition! :o

[Miruvor]

Spread the plant seeds around your room as food to attract a pack rat. After the pack rat creates a nest and collects everything it can find, follow it to it's nest and recover your ring (Leave the rubber (?) there - not touching THAT with a ten foot pole).

Item: a back pack and tweezers.
Situation: You are at summer camp and are doing a 'ropes' course, but the rope bridge is swarming with red ants and you hate ants of ANY kind, but you have to get to the other side so as not to lose face.
:p :p :p :p

[Ithilraen]

take the back pack and repeatedly hit the rope bridge until all the ants have fallen off. then walk across.

item: fork and matches
situation: you won tickets to see the premiere of RoTK ~PLUS~ after party passes. but the ppl manning the door think that your tickets are scalped tickets and won't let you in.

[YayBoromir!]

Light the match and throw it into a paper bin, setting the contents alight. The bin should keep the fire contained, so everyone should be safe. Tell the doormen that there's a fire. If they don't believe you, threaten them with the fork lol

Item: A boring book and some parcel tape
Situation: You are being held hostage with several other people in the top floor of a building.

[Aranel]

Read aloud from the boring book until your kidnappers fall asleep. Then tie them up with parcel tape and escape with your fellow hostages!

Item: A banana and a bag of chocolate coins

Situation: you are being hunted down by the Nazgul!

[SindarinGirl]

lol Miruvor, in the UK a "rubber" is a pencil eraser! Not what you were thinking! lol
Check this out: http://users.ox.ac.uk/~worc1648/slang.html
You know how in the US a "shag" is a type of dance? It means something totally different over there....lol

Okay, eat the banana, throw the peel behind you, and _don't_ stop to watch the Nazgul slip and fall into a big pile, even though it would be an absolute riot! While they are trying to get untangled and back on their fell beasts, eat the chocolate coins, and twist the foil wrappers into ring shapes, scatter them around and then run for it. By the time the Nazgul figure out none of the wrappers are the One Ring, you'll be safe in Lorien!

Item: a highlighter marker, and a Valentine's day card.

Situation: you have two flat tires, and no spare.

[YayBoromir!]

LOL - there's the culture gap! Sorry about that! Of course I meant the eraser type lol ;)

Throw the highlighter marker at a passing car, so the bright colours catch their attention. Then, show them the Valentine's Card so they think it's for them, resulting in them giving you a lift to somewhere you can hire a pickup truck lol

Item: Car keys and a wall plug
Situation: You're scuba diving and you get caught on something, and your air is running out...

[Miruvor]

SG and YB - Of course I suspected it was different than what popped into MY mind, but I thought it would be golashes or something. So now I know a new 'English' word, - along with shag (yes, i saw Austin Powers and figured that out.) and 'football' (soccer).

Oh yeah, use the keys to pry yourself loose and the wall plug as a paddle to get to the top more quickly.

Items: a ream of paper and lipstick.

Situation: You are at a rock concert and getting ready to faint from the heat of all the people standing on their chairs and shouting.

[SindarinGirl]

Yeah, Miruvor, everyone knows Austin Powers "shag", but I didn't know it was a dance til I went to the Outer Banks a few years ago - I thought it was just a type of carpet! lol

Use the lipstick to write a short obscene note, using one piece of paper per letter, so the band can read it, and get hauled up onstage. Bonus! You get to go backstage!

Item: a tire iron, and a glazed doughnut.

Situation: You're on a whitewater rafting trip and your guides and gear just got swept over board.

[Miruvor]

:) Oh yea, shag carpeting - I vaguely remember that (ugh!) but I would first have thought of that old haircut we all used to have - a shag cut.
pfbbt

OK, well, first, eat the donut before it gets soggy (for energy) then use the tire iron to wedge the raft up against a rock, thereby stopping your forward motion. Wait till the guides (and gear) catch up and pull them back into the boat.

Items: Your puppy dog and a bag of popcorn.

Situation: You are at the bus stop in a heavy rain storm with no shelter anywhere nearby and the bus won't arrive for 20 more minutes.
:sneezy:

[Igtica]

Feed the puppy dog all the popcorn, then hold its leads as it speeds off. Wa hey, better than a bus and much quicker! You'll be there before there is a chance of getting wet.

Items: A smiley badge and a bottle of washing-up liquid
Situation: The tyres on your car have all been punctured, and your in the middle of nowhere. Your starting to wish that you hadn't left your mobile at home! You have no way of contacting anyone, and it does look like there's a sign of anyone for miles around!

[Evanstar]

It just so happens the smilie badge is big enough for you to sit on... so you sit on the smilie badge and use the diswashing liquid as lubricant to slide on... just so happens your on the top of a hill so you slide down till you spot someone that can help you

Item: A toothbrush and rollerskates

Situation: Eowyn is trapped in Minas Tirith as its set a light by Orcs and you have to rescue her...

[YayBoromir!]

Soak the toothbrush in water and flick the water at the fire to put it out as you go along. Put the rollerskates on and use them to get through quicker so the fire doesn't spread any further while you're in there! lol

Item: An Aragorn poster and a top hat
Situation: You've been captured by cannibals on a desert island and are currently roasting in a pot of boiling water. Better hurry, you're starting to smell good...

[Aranel]

Show them the picture of Aragorn. They will be so afraid of him (whether this is due to his fearsome, warlike and manly *cough* visage, or his need of a bath, I wouldn't know...) that they will run away
Put on the top hat and saunter away, feeling rather pleased with yourself. The top hat can be further used as a boat to escape the island

Item: A Latin dictionary
situation: You have accidentally killed your friend's hamster

[Lady Ashley]

Say a Latin prayer over it.

Item: dish soap and Orlie Bloom. *grin*

situation: you are hanging off a cliff.

[SindarinGirl]

What a way to go! :drool: lol Look - I'm going to heaven before I die! roflmao
Squeeze the dish soap all down the cliff face, and let go and slide down, like on the vert ramp at the skate park, seeing if we can do the deed before we get to the bottom, cause the adrenalin rush will be a huge turn on! :naughty: lol

Items: a bottle of water and a box of Kleenex (tissues).

Situation: you're racing in the Daytona 500, and the brakes have given out.

[Elvenwanderer]

use the water to glue the tissues together and then use the exhaust to bake them into bricks... place behind tires

items: a (broken) cd case and a ball-point pen

Situation: a tree is falling down from the wind storm

[YayBoromir!]

Use the pen to hold up the tree lol and support the pen using the two sides of the CD case to hold it up. Call the fire brigade while the tree stands up for a few more minutes...

Item: A piece of wire and a skipping rope
Situation: You're trying to defuse a bomb which will blow up in approximately 10 seconds. 10...9...8...

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Tie your legs up with the rope so you won't be tempted to run away. Tie the skipping rope to the bomb and and swing the bomb + skipping rope up and down and hopefully the fuse thing will erm... drop off...

Item: a jug of ale and a bag of ice
Situation: Pippin and Merry are having the fiercest fight that you ever saw in your life.

[Evanstar]

to stop them fighting throw the bag of ice on the floor so they'll fall overlol ... then give them the jug of ale which will help them get over it and become jolly again.

item: a dictionary and a lump of clay

situation: your grandmother is boring you to death with the same old stories... you have a party you really want to get to but she won't let you leave so you have to sneak out... (as quick as shadow you mussst be:shhh: )

[Miruvor]

Easy one. Keep interupting your grandmother saying you have to look up each of her words in the dictionary - thereby boring her to death until she leaves the room. Then smear the clay on the bottom of your shoes so you can sneak out without squeaking. ( though you'll have to remove the shoes at the end of the driveway so they can't track you.)

Items: a trash can and a hairbrush.

Situation: You and your friends are climbing around in some bluffs at night in the moonlight just for fun, but your best friend trips on a old gravestone and awakens a ghost.

[Aranel]

Lure the ghost into the trashcan using the hairbrush as bait.(of course the ghost will have messy hair - it's just come out of a grave, for Eru's sake!)
Turn the trashcan upside down, thereby trapping the ghost inside...um, you hope!

Item: A Nimbus 2000
Situation: you have to take an exam on 17th Century French literature. If you fail (or skip the exam) the world will end... (don't ask me how, I'm the one setting up the problem, alright?!)

[SindarinGirl]

The Nimbus travels so fast you can travel backwards in time (hey, your problem is just as silly :p ) so visit 17th century France (trying not to be burned as a witch, or forced into prostitution) and meet the authors, talk to them about their work and then travel back to the exam and answer everything right.

Item: a wad of used chewing gum, an airsickness bag

Situation: You're stuck in 17th century France after interviewing several authors because your Nimbus 2000 isn't working correctly. ;)

[YayBoromir!]

Use the wad of chewing gum to stick together the broken parts of the Nimbus 2000 and then zoom back to the present time, using the airsickness bag to slow it down like a drag racer.

Item: a chocolate wrapper and an advent calendar
Situation: A gust of wind has blown you off the side of a huge cliff!

[Telumehtar]

Possible solution: u use the advent calendar as a makeshift parachute while using the candy wrapper to brush dirt off ur shirt as u fall...ok i can't make up a good ending...itz official...

oh yeah... gotta give whoever posts next a situation!!! forgive me, i'm a blonde!

Items: an old smelly shoe and a bag of pasta noodles
Situation: you're trying to smack someone in the head with a book but find that your pantsleg is caught in your locker door.
(yes, that actually happened to me. but without the noodles and shoe!)

[Miruvor]

I'd say that OTHER guy was pretty lucky. But if it's a must, here goes.

Throw the shoe at the person, who will swoon and faint due to the awful smell. Use some of the pasta pieces to pick the lock and open the locker. Go over and bash that guy with the book while he is unconscious (perfect time, since he won't hit back.)

Items: a bottle of coke and your car keys.

Situation: You are planning to go out to watch the total lunar eclipse tonight, but the sky is clouding up.

[YayBoromir!]

Stick the car keys through the bottom of the coke bottle, and use it as a makeshift telescope, using one of the shiny keyrings as a mirror. lol

Item: a tube of toothpaste and a ruler
Situation: you just jumped out of a helicopter and your parachute doesn't work.

[Evanstar]

use the ruler to dig around in the parachute backpack until the parachute finally opens... but you've left it too late and know its going to be a hard landing so you put the toothpaste on the bottom of your shoes so you can slide when you hit the ground and therefore land safely...

item: hairdryer and sticky tape
situation: your on a cruise ship when it starts sinking and there's no life boats left for you

[Winyaél Greenleaf]

Use the sticky tape to patch up the hole in the cruise ship so water will stop leaking in and use the hairdryer to air-dry all the water on the ship.

Items: Weights, rubber bands
Situation: Your lovely straight hair curls up while you were sleeping (don't ask why) and now you've ended up with a head of entangled curls. You need to get your hair straightened quick, before your friends arrive for your birthday party in a half hour!

[Evenstar]

errrr...
sell the coke to someone so that they loan you a rocket and use your car keys to start the engine.

items: a spoon and a fluffy toy cat

situation you are being attacked by a mad dog

[Nessa]

who feels bad for gollom when he dies in the third one

[A! Elbereth]

Solution: throw the fluffy toy cat to distract the dog and hit it on the head with a spoon lol

items: Goldfish crackers and a gum wrapper

Situation: Your refridgerator magnets don't work

[Miruvor]

Aaaah. Who needs goldfish and gum wrappers stuck on your refrigerator anyway!
Tie the magnets to your kid's party balloons as weights, so they won't fly away. Put one goldfish in each compartment of your ice cube trays to make decorative ice cubes. Tape the gum wrapper upside down on your refrigerator and write on it "PARTY TIME" ! ! !
Invite friends.

Item: a ruler and a screwdriver (the metal type.)
Situation: You want to go see fireworks on Memorial Day, but you drew the short straw and have to work that night.

[YayBoromir!]

Stick the ruler into the wall of your workplace, and move it about a bit, dislodging some cables behind the wall. Then, tell your boss that there's a problem with the wall, and use the screwdriver to try and pry it open. Pretend to get an electric shock and lie motionless on the floor. The boss will see the cables so he/she will think you really did get an electric shock lol
Then get up and tell them that you think you need to go to the hospital to get it checked. But go to the fireworks instead :p

Item: A vase and some sun cream
Situation: You're paying for an item at the supermarket and you realised you don't have enough money. You desperately need this item as your friend is waiting for their birthday present outside which you forgot to buy!

[Evanstar]

Quickly put the vase over the cashier's head so they won't be able to see... then as your making your getaway squirt the sun cream behind you so if anyone is trying to chase you they'll slip and fall over... run out side and give your friend the present (while you both are running away I might add)... Kids stealing is bad so never ever do it hmmm kay.....

Item: mouse trap & pillow
Situation: your in a hot air balloon and the hot air machine gets stuck so more and more hot air is filling the balloon sending you higher and higher into the sky...

[Celebrían]

Solution: Aim the mouse trap at the balloon at a place on it that can be reached and set it off, quickly place the pillow over the hole,and control the flow of air by moving the pillow on and off the hole.

Items: a frisbee and a wheel of cheese
Situation: You are stuck upside down on a roller coaster.

[Lady Ashley]

throw the frisbee down to bonk someone on the head so they'll get you help. Eat the cheese while waiting to be rescued.

Items: a lunch and one bullet.

Situation: you're in Vietnam during the Vietnam War and you're under attack.

[YayBoromir!]

Open the lunch and use the banana inside as a shovel to dig yourself a shelter. Give the rest of the food to your comrades as an energy booster. If the enemy gets close you can tie the bullet to a piece of string which tied the lunch together and swing it around to use as a makeshift weapon.

Item: A pink bow and a microphone
Situation: Your train stopped between stations and you're in the middle of an underground tunnel in the pitch black train, with no way out the windows.

[Hobbit]

You attach the microphone to an arrow and at the front of the train you shoot the microphone towards the next station with your pink bow and you scream for help to the people at the station.

Item: A Silmaril, A blanket and a lasso

Situation: You're on your own in a dark basement filled with angry dwarves with axes who are really upset by some of the comments you made. You're surrounded by the dwarves and the door is locked and you've got no tool to open it. (hint: your Silmaril is the only light in the basement)

[Aranel]

Use the Silmaril to light the room, throwing the blanket over the dwarves' heads so they cannot see. Use the lasso to steal an axe from a dwarf, hack the door open and peg it away as fast as you can.

Item: A computer mouse
Situation: you are trapped on the second storey of a building, and there is only one window

[Celebrían]

Solution: tie the cord of the mouse to a pillar in the room and lower yourself out the window.

Items: a feather and a coat hanger
Situation: Your stuck in a traffic jam on the highway, and the warning light for fuel has come on in your car.

[Aranel]

Use the coat hanger and the feather to construct a flying device (OK so you may need the brains of Leonardo da Vinci for this, but... ;) )and fly out of the jam


Item: A small sandwich
Situation: You have to feed a crowd of hungry schoolchildren

[Celebrían]

Solution: pray for a miracle, and the food suddenly becomes enough to feed the children......sounds a lot like the "Feeding of the Five Thousand", huh? lol

Item: an egg and a boot
Situation: you're stuck on top of Mount Everest and need to get down....:naughty:

[Evanstar]

Put the egg in the boot and then hold it close to your body... the warmth will incubate the egg and a giant bird will hatch and fly you down to safety off the mountain.

Item: hammer nad paint
Situation you've just ripped your sisters favourite top which you borrowed without her knowing... if she finds out she'll kill you and you don't have enough money to buy a new one

[YayBoromir!]

Paint the top in whichever colour it was originally in, then hammer the rip together and hope the sticky paint holds the two sides together... lol and then hope she doesn't notice!

Item: a slinky and a Boromir action figure
Situation: you got stuck in the vent at the bottom of the swimming pool and can't move. You only have a few more minutes until your lungs fill with water...

[Evenstar]

Wave the Boromir action figure so that people above you will see the ripples and come to see whats happening
(I don't know what a slinky is!)

Items: a squeaky dog toy and some cat biscuits

Situation: You're abandoned on Mars with only thirty minutes more oxygen

[Celebrían]

Solution: poke a hole in the toy and qucikly place it to your lips, and us the air inside to breathe with, then throw the biscuits at the space shuttle flying by, and get yourself rescued.

Items: a can of Spam and a fountain pen
Situation: You're stuck inside of Mt. St. Helens, and she's gonna blow!!!! :o

[Evanstar]

Eat the can of Spam which gives you a huge burst of energy so you climb out and escape just before the mountain blows.... then you write about you wonderful adventure with the fountain pen sell it to a publisher.... it becomes a best seller

Item : socks and a bowling ball
Situation: you've missed your plane which you had to get on because you have an important audition on the other side of the country. The next available fight is in 6 hours and you can't wait that long because you'll miss your audition.

[Aranel]

Clean the bowling ball with the socks! Hey, who would have guessed, it was in fact a Palantir, but so dirty you couldn't tell.
Conduct the audtion via the palantir, using the socks as props if required, or just to keep your feet warm (you may get cold feet... *cringes at really bad pun*)

Item: An imaginary friend
Situation: You have lost your car keys

[Lady Ashley]

you talk to your imaginary friend until you remember where the keys are.

Item: hammer and your research paper.

Situation: ants attack your picnic.

[SindarinGirl]

Use the hammer to smash the ants, and the research paper to fan their smooshed little carcasses far from your picnic and enjoy!

Item: a photo of Nelson Mandela and an oil drip pan.

Situation: You see your signficant other having dinner with another man / woman after calling off your date because he / she was soooo sick.

[Evanstar]

Show the photo of Nelson Mendela to the person youre significant other is having dinner with and tell them this is a photo of your love child so they'll get so freaked out they'll run away... Then use the oil drip pan to knock some sense (very gently of course) into your significant other and then tell them that they are dumped... ( Note: no partner was hurt in the making of this sticky situation) ;)

Item: handcuffs and toilet paper
Situation: you had an exam this morning but totally forgot... if you fail this exam you lose your scholarship

[Lady Ashley]

toilet paper your house and put yourself in handcuffs. You tell the teacher that someone toilet-papered your house, leaving you in handcuffs....they'll take pity on you.

Items: a clock and Treebeard

Situation: you've been given the One Ring to destroy. *shiver*

[Elbereth]

Maybe I'll try that handcuff trick?

Get Treebeard to carry you to Mordor, squashing countless orcs as he does so. Use the clock either to through at a nazgul to confuse it or as a weight so the One Ring falls accurately into Mt Doom.

Item: A disconnected telephone
Situation: a hoard of rampaging orcs just turned up in your back garden

[Evenstar]

Pretend the telephone is connected and tell the orcs you're phoning the police/the middle earth protection agency. They're so thick they'll believe you and run.

Items: an old loaf of bread and 2 odd socks

Situation: Gandalf has fallen off Khazad-dum (the fool!) and you have to persuade the fellowship to go on.

[Evanstar]

Tell the fellowship that Gandalf gave you these incase anything ever happened to him... The old loaf is a magic loaf which gives you amazing strength and energy... the odd socks are surprise surprise also magic those who wear them shall always have Gandalf by their side..awwlol

Item: a cuddly toy and mouth wash
Situation: your lost in the dead marshes and your food is running out

[Evenstar]

Drink the mouth wash to sustain you and use the toy as bait for a nazgul who will carry you off to Sauron where, hopefully, he will feed you!

Items: a pie and three pairs of sunglasses

Situation: Elrond wants you to join the Fellowship and you have to pursuade him not to make you.

[YayBoromir!]

Put the sunglasses on and give them to a couple of others - and tell him "I'm sorry Agent Smith, we're from the Matrix. We cannot join the Fellowship because we have duties back home." If he still insists, bribe him with pie. lol

Item: A jar full of jam and a piece of rope
Situation: You're at the zoo when a lion breaks out of its cage and starts chasing you.

[Evanstar]

Put the full jar of Jam on the end of the rope with the lid open... I know Lions don't usually like jam but this one is special and it goes crazy for it... run to the cage the lion escaped from and put the jar of jam inside and as the lion goes inside pull the rope so the jar will be on the other side of the cage... run around and shut the door... :thumbs:

Item: blank cd and a stapler
Situation: you've locked yourself out of your car and you miles from anywhere with no one around... but you don't want to smash the window or anything like that because it your brand new 150, 000 BMW

[Nala Greenleaf]

use the shiny side of the CD to attract the attention of a plane if the dont notice fire thhe staples at them until the plane crashes.
then the police will find you a take you back to a city towing your car with them then sooner or later freedom or life sentence in jail!lol

item:shuttlecock and an annoying little brother.

situation:your stuck in the middle of nowhere surrounded by a wall of fire!

ok i have to admit that can be quite hard!:flamer:

[YayBoromir!]

Throw the shuttlecock into the wall of fire, hoping it will catch alight and alert the attention of an aircraft. If that doesn't work, get your annoying little bro to scream as loudly as he can to echo off the rocks and alert somebody. lol

Item: A brick and a car engine

Situation: You are in a shop when someone robs the shopkeeper and runs off. The police arrive and arrest you as the culprit.

[Celebrían]

Solution: use the brick to knock the police senseless, throw the engine on a bicycle just outside, and head for the hills!

Items: a twist-tie and toenail clippers

Situation: You're on an airplane that has gone into a nose-dive and you have only a minute before you hit the ground!