LOTR remakes

[Dunedan of Dunedin]

No foul language!
Thats it really and try to have fun!:rolleyes: :elfqueen:

[Dunedan of Dunedin]

K this is my Dr Suess Green Eggs and Ham remake for LOTR, here goes.....

Gandalf: That Sam-Wise Sam! That Sam-Wise Sam! I don't like that Sam Wise Sam!

Frodo: Would you like some bread and jam?

Gandalf: I don't want your bread and jam! I am busy being mad with Sam!
He likes to sneak! He likes to spy! I'll grind him up for Hobbit Pie!

Frodo: Oh don't grind him up for hobbit pie! He's a pretty handy guy. He mows my lawn, he paints my gate. He is my frined, we both are straight!

Da DA! wat do u think?

[Sindarin]

OMG!!! Funny stuff! lol

[Nessa]

Very clever. :thumbs:

[Pil]

V. GOOD! :thumbs: We don't get the dr suess thing in england as much as the americans...it's more of a usa thaaang! :huh: :p

[Aragorn Isildur]

For those of us in England you should be pretty familar with 'Big Brother' and its personality 'Jade'. Well pretty recently theres been a poster circulating about a remake called Lord Of The Ming(ers), its absolutely hilarious.

Aragorn:king:

[Pil]

Lord of the MINGERS???!!!! :o JADE?! Oh the hilarity! roflmao roflmao lol lol :thumbs: :p :dragon:

[Pil]

Where would i be able to find this? :read: :huh: lol

[A! Elbereth]

hahaha lol lol lol Very Clever Dunedan! I must have laughed until my throat was hoarse! lol lol

[Dunedan of Dunedin]

Aww, thanks u guys mecry
have u thought up any new stuff?

[Aragorn Isildur]

Ive seen loads but i just cant think of any :(

Aragorn:king:

[Kwijibo]

If anyone here is a Monty Python fan and has seen the Quest for the Holy Grail film, you'll know the song about the Knights of the Round Table in Camelot. Well I know a parody of that called Orcs of the Land of Mordor. Frodo and Sam look up at the high tower of Cirith Ungol, high above them, when suddenly.....

*ba-dum, ba-dum bum bum*

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We dance along the corridor
We do routines, and cut out spleens,
And attack the good guys' border
We dine here in Cirith Ungol
We eat bread with mold quite fungal.

*dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum da, dum dum dum dum dum dum da, dum dum dum dum daaaa*

We're orcs of the land of Mordor,
We kill when we're given the order
But many times, we're given rhymes,
That are to sing quite poor(der)
We guard here at Cirith Ungol,
And we never, ever, bungle.

*orcs tap-dance along the corridors, play tunes on each other's helmets, etc.*

All are tough and sure ter
Chop up your wife and dorter,
We kill the elves, and men themselves,
Despite the fact we're shorter,
We have fun in the land of Mordor

*an extremely fat orc gets up and sings*

I'm very rarely bored(ur)

*dum dum dum dum dum da-da, dum da-da da-dum, daaaaaa!*

Frodo: No, on second thought, let us not go to Mordor. It is a silly place.

I found that at another place and I thought it was great! :)

[Nessa]

lol roflmao

That is great Kwijibo!

(Your signature is kind of funny, too. lol )

[Kwijibo]

Also, when I was little and on a long car journey we'd pick a topic and make parodies of movie titles to go with them. You can do it too with LotR. For example - Mary Pippins (Mary Poppins) or Dances With Wargs (Dances With Wolves)

Have a go!

Thanx Nessa;)

[Smaug the Smog]

Here is my take from "A Charlie Brown Christmas"


Gimli: You DO think Galadriel is beautiful, don't you Eomer?
Eomer: *silence*
Gimli: You didn't answer me right away. You had to think about it for a minuit. If you really thought she was beautiful you would have spoken right up. I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED! I KNOW WHEN I'VE BEEN INSULTED!

[Dunedan of Dunedin]

laugh out loud! i love charlie brown and that is so funnylol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao lol roflmao

[Smaug the Smog]

Thanks, here is a take from a Disney's Lilo & Stitch trailer I saw:

In Aragorn bedroom at Bree:

Frodo: What are they?
Aragorn: They were men.....I think! But they sound like they were possed by a demon.

[Orc]

Taken from "Robin Hood - Men in Tights" theme song...

We're Orcs
Orcs in shorts
<short shorts>
We roam arround the forest
Storming the Forts
We're Orcs
Orcs in shorts

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Here's from Disney's Snow White:

Galadriel:"Magic mirror of galadriel, who's the fairest one of all?"
Mirror:"Great is thy beauty. But, a lovely maid i see, rages can't hide her gentle grace."
Galadriel:"Reviel her name."
Mirror:"Lips red as the rose, hair black as ebony, skin white as snow."
Galadriel:"Arwen Evenstar."

[Tinwë]

:thumbs:


Hilarous!!!

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Ah, Thanks

[Black Rider]

lol lol those are great!!

[Wilwarin]

How about this?

(Sung to Gilligan's Island Theme)


Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale of Bilbo's magic Ring
That started in the Shire, before there was a king
Bilbo Baggins went away and Frodo got the One
Gandalf came from wandering and told Frodo to run
(and told Frodo to run)


[lightning crash]


The Nazgûl started getting rough and Frodo had to flee
With Samwise and a couple friends they winded up in Bree
(they winded up in Bree)

They finally got to Rivendell
And took up the Great Quest
With Aragorn, and Gandalf too
Legolas and Gimli
Boromir
Meriadoc and Peregrin
The Fellowship of the Ring!

[Wilwarin]

:thumbs: roflmao

I love the "Orcs in Shorts" one! Very funny!

[Pippins-Girlo]

Good one Wilwarin!!! I love the part about Peregrin!!! Very short, just a word, but I still liked it!!! lol

[Pil]

ORCS IN SHORTS! inspired! :thumbs: lol

[Lady Ashley]

oh, gosh, this is hilarious....I love the Gilliagan's Island theme for LOTR! hahahahahahaha that's too funny...

[Wilwarin]

Pippins-Girlo, just so you know, I love Pippin too. I know there aren't very many Pippin fans out there, it's nice to see one. Any friend of Pippin is a friend of mine. (How could you not love Pippin? He's so CUTE!)

[Wilwarin]

Remakes on the Rings verses:


Burger King

Nine Million for Mortal Men who yearn for fries
Seven Thousand for the Dwarf Lords with arteries of stone
Three hundred for the Elves in paper wrappings
One for the Dark Ford in the Dark Drive-Through (I know, doesn't rhyme)

Onion Rings to rule them all,
Onion Rings to find them,
Onion Rings to bring them all,
And in the Oil Fry them.
In the land of Whopper where the burgers lie.



The Sauron Trucking Company

9 rigs for Chicken Hens, doomed to fry,
7 for Quary Loads, made for hauling stone,
3 for fresh baked bread loaves made with rye,
and One Rig for the Big Boss with a built in throne,
on the road to New Jersey where the odors lie.

One rig to rule the road,
One rig that's really fine,
One rig with a doublewide bed
and hauling two trailers behind,
On the road to New Jersey where the odors lie.

[Nessa]

lol lol roflmao lol

Those are brilliant, Wilwarin! I don't know how all of you people come up with such great stuff.

[Smaug the Smog]

I like the Burger King one. lolroflmao lol