Shampoo

[Aragorn Isildur]

***BREAKING NEWS***

Legolas is to be the new face of Neutrogena 2 in 1 shampoo.

[Pil]

OH..........MY GOD! roflmao roflmao lol lol :elfeek: :elfeek: :o :o

SAY IT AIN'T SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mirkgirl]

Stupid you! Aragorn will be - see what happens if you don't use it ;)

[Nessa]

lol

Aragorn could be the 'before' shot and Legolas the 'after.'

[Arkenstone]

Mayhaps we should get Gimili to be the pitch man for the new
Gillette Beard Trimmer!?!

[Lurtz]

or they could have aragorn in a comercial saying..."want that silky smooth feel on your face? well, i didn't use this *such and such* razor, and now look at me!"

[Catz]

cant you just picture Saruman in a nail salon ad? ;)or maybe flogging Grecian 2000.....lol
and Gandalf in a laundry powder commercial....."one wash in Wizzo, and you too can come back as the White!!!"

ohhh man thats tragic....:rolleyes: lol lol
:catz:

[Pil]

roflmao lol roflmao

I am destinted to laugh uncontollably for the whole of my time in this forum... mecry (with laughter) lol

Boromir could advertise archery... (cheap SHOT i know...oh i NEED to stop the puns!) :archer:

Elrond could advertise wood. lol

Pippin could advertise vegetables...carrots...he he! ;)

[Sindarin]

Legolas could be the spokesperson for a new type of facial cleanser.

Galadriel the spokeswoman for laundry detergent. (How else does she manage to her white's whiter and her bright's brighter?)

[Catz]

how about Lurtz pushing heavy duty hair gel....i can see it now...
*cheezy voice over, with a background shot of Lurtz causing mayhem*
"and just how does a busy Uruk Hai, keep that elegant upsweep??
thru a busy day of murdering and mayhem?....
Why, he uses "SLIME" hair gel!!!!
*shot of Lurtz grinning into camera, holding up a container of hair gel*
"sets solider than an Elf dipped in melted marshmallow!!!"
*camera stops rolling but not before we see the producer trying to stop Lurtz eating the hair gel*

:rolleyes: lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Black Rider]

and one MOST obvious:
Sauron for visine "gets the red out"

besides, he's much cooler than Ben Stein

[A! Elbereth]

hahahahaha.....ha..haha..ha...h-a...roflmao lol lol

[Pil]

Ok...the sauron thing's beyond me... (and me - luv bonos-girl) :huh: :( :p

lol lol lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol lol lol lol

*we're rolling around again...and bonos-girl is singing 'we're off to see the wizard'...pil backs away slowly* lol

Lurtz...hair gel...oh the horror...! :batty:

[Black Rider]

lol lol lol lurts & hair gel, thats so gross! lol lol

Gimli as the new Home Depot spokesperson perhaps?

[Narloth]

Galadriel could be on an ad for L'Orien! shampoo. (sorry, couldn't resist the pun)
I liked the one about Lurtz.

[Ilmarë]

No...i think Legolas would have to advertise the L'Oreal stuff. Why??? Because he's worth it!!!!lol lol lol

[Catz]

lol roflmao roflmao lol :thumbs:
:catz:

[Catz]

and the Uruk Hai in ads for the Dental Federation lol lol

heheh or Lurtz in ads for Stairmasters lol lol "How does the busy Uruk Hai of today get his BUNS OF STEEL!!!???":elfeek: :naughty:
:catz:

[Aragorn Isildur]

How about Frodo advertising 24hr mascara? ;)

:king:

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

How about Legolas for Acne produces?

[Ilmarë]

Legolas ....advertising acne products?????? I think not!!! He is His Royal Gorgeousness....and is definitely NOT in need of anything for his skin..... except a few over-zealous fangirls:naughty:



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[Catz]

lol lol i volunteer Ilm....lol roflmao roflmao
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[Ilmarë]

You and me both Catz!!lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol

:elfqueen:

[Pippins-Girlo]

I think Sam should addvertise Strawberry Bubble Bath (The Secret Diaries). lol

For all of you who don't know, I'm a new user!

:loveyou: I love Pippin!!!

[Catz]

Nekked hobbits and strawberry bubbles :elfeek:......maybe id better get that ice pack ready again.....hehehe that could overheat some members here:elfeek: :naughty: lol roflmao lol
Hi there Pippins-Girlo.....have you posted in the Welcome forum yet?.....please do.....it'll give us a chance to welcome you properly:grin: :cool:
:catz:

[Nessa]

*ahem* Catz, exactly what members were you referring to? ;)

Hi Pippins-Girlo! Have you ever heard of the Hobbit Worship Thread? :naughty: ;)

Regarding the topic, Sam and Frodo should have a bubble bath commercial together.....

[Catz]

TWO nekked hobbits!!!!:elfeek: lol roflmao roflmao
:catz:

[Pippins-Girlo]

Thank you guys for the welcomes!!!:) Alright, I'll go to the welcome thingy. lol

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

You don't get it, that's why he's addvertise for acne products, because his skin is so clear. (Actully that make-up, but you all probebly know that.)

How about my signiture? I'm new, I want to know what you all think. So, your opinion?;)

[Illuvatar]

Well first of all .......

Hail!! And Welcome to you!! You may want to go to the Welcome Forum so that folks can welcome you properly.... :p

As for the the sig....

Check in the Announcements forum and you'll find some brief guidlines, basically four lines or less is requested.

Hope you enjoy your time here and have fun!!

Illu:cool:

[Catz]

what about Legolas for Magimix (food processors)...
He slices!!!! he Dices!!!!....but WAIT....theres MORE....comes with his own hair care line.....:naughty: ;) lol
:catz:

[Pippins-Girlo]

Guess wut... I LOVE PIPPIN!!!! He should advertise... umm.... umm.... I dunno. I just wanted to bring up his name. lol

[Pippins-Girlo]

Maybe Galadriel should advertise Mirrors, and sinks, and toilets, and bathroom supplies and stuff.lollollollollol

[Lurtz]

pippin and merry should advertise their own line of fireworks!

[Sindarin]

The Balrog should advertise lighter fluid.

Or possibly "Bull's Eye" barbecue sauce. lol

[Sindarin]

Saruman can be the spokesperson for press-on nails. :)

[A! Elbereth]

Sam can have his own cooking show - Herbs and Stewed Rabbit being on his first show! ;) lol

[Sindarin]

Frodo as spokesperson for an anti-depressant.

[Nessa]

lol lol lol

Oh, no! I have nothing to add, sorry :blush: , I just had to say thats darn funny. roflmao

[Pippins-Girlo]

OMG!!! You guys are sooooooo funny!!! I especially like Lurtz's because it has to do with PIPPIN!!! lol

[Pippins-Girlo]

I like all of yours, too!

[Sindarin]

Boromir as spokesperson for an acupuncture clinic.

Okay, that wasn't so funny. *Sindarin quietly walks away*

[Pippins-Girlo]

lol lol lol roflmao

[Nessa]

:o That was wrong! (But funny.......lol lol lol )

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by Sindarin
Frodo as spokesperson for an anti-depressant.

Poor thing :(

[Nessa]

Cheer up, Elbereth! :grin:

Imagine dear Frodo on Prozac........

[A! Elbereth]

That actually makes me sad, because of the fact he would need it to be normal (lol)

I could be his prozac!... ok that just sounds wrong! :o :elfeek: lol

[Nessa]

It certainly does.... :o

But intiguing. ;)

[Sindarin]

How about...any Hobbit advertising for an all you can eat buffet. :beer:

[Sindarin]

Eowyn advertising for a women's rugby team.

[Sindarin]

With the Palantir, Saruman could start his own phone-in psychic line.

GANDALF: How do you know this? SARUMAN: I have seen it...

[Magickcello]

lol hey Sindarin, that gives me an idea.....
With her mirror, Galadriel would make a pretty good fortune teller!
galadriel:for the mirror shows many things...things that were, things that are and some things that have not yet come to pass

[Sindarin]

lol

[hydra]

How about sam getting a cooking segment at a tv show

"WOK WITH SAM G."

lol

[Pil]

lol lol lol FAB! :thumbs:

Elrond could advertise fast drying paint...as in...this is how your face stays if u watch SLOW drying paint dry...

[Catz]

be nice Pil :nono:
besides Elrond has already been snaffled for the Elvish Toupee manufacturers campaign...
"Has that high forehead recently taken over your whole head?
try an Elven hairpiece"

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by hydra
How about sam getting a cooking segment at a tv show

"WOK WITH SAM G."

lol

I mentioned that one earier, but you made it sound funnier lol


How about Sam on a gradening show. The 'new' Martha Stuart :elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o

"Its a good thing!" lol

[Lurtz]

or how about gandalf for floor polish (to get this one, you must go to the part in FOTR movie where gandalf and saruman are fighting)

[hydra]

Originally posted by A! Elbereth


I mentioned that one earier, but you made it sound funnier lol


How about Sam on a gradening show. The 'new' Martha Stuart :elfeek: :o :elfeek: :o

"Its a good thing!" lol

Oh i did'nt read the whole thread sorry about that:huh:

[hydra]

How about Elrond image model for pony tails

Elrond would be saying:

ELROND:"See how my elastics hold my hair? so thight not a strands falls to my face...
(scene from the last alliance flashes on the screen)
ELROND:and it's so thight it pulled my hairline backwards!
(camera focusing on his forhead)
ELROND: making my forehaed another type of weapon; 'shield your eyes!' (Elrond focused his forehead in an angle that the rays of the sun reflects on his forehaed; blinding the orcs)

Voice over: Elrond hair accessories making you look good and prepared for any battle anytime...

roflmao roflmao roflmao

[Lurtz]

ha ha ha ha ha i am laughing too loud, everyone is asleep!:shhh: :jester:

[Pil]

Originally posted by hydra
How about Elrond image model for pony tails

Elrond would be saying:

ELROND:"See how my elastics hold my hair? so thight not a strands falls to my face...
(scene from the last alliance flashes on the screen)
ELROND:and it's so thight it pulled my hairline backwards!
(camera focusing on his forhead)
ELROND: making my forehaed another type of weapon; 'shield your eyes!' (Elrond focused his forehead in an angle that the rays of the sun reflects on his forehaed; blinding the orcs)

Voice over: Elrond hair accessories making you look good and prepared for any battle anytime...

roflmao roflmao roflmao

OH MY GOD THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOO HI-LARIOUS!!!!!!! :thumbs:

[hydra]

:jester: :jester: :jester: :flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :dragon: :dragon: :dragon:

[Little Devil]

This is soooooo funny lol lol lol lol lol lol :grin: :grin: :grin: roflmao roflmao

[Pil]

Haldir NEEEEEEDS to advertise a weight loss program...it HAS to happen!

[Little Devil]

Yeah, Hildir advertising Slim Fast lol

[Tinwë]

He could be the "before" photo, Legolas could be the "after" :jester:

[Little Devil]

That's good!!! lol lol lol

[Sindarin]

lol

[Sindarin]

Gandalf could advertise for bird seed. After all, he does ride on the backs of giant hawks.

[Gowpon]

Airline commercial perhaps! lol

[Catz]

heheheh yeah .......Maia Airlines.....Try our Gwaihir economy flights!!!!:rolleyes: lol
:catz:

[Sindarin]

Now with complementary peanuts. lol

[Sindarin]

The current inflight movie is "The Fellowship of the Ring".

No surprise there. :)

[Little Devil]

lol lol lol Now with seatbelts!

[Lurtz]

and on that airplane would be arwen, in a flight attendant's outfit, showing people how to put on their masks and fasten their seatbelts

[Tinwë]

They could fly Frodo to Mt. Doom so he could drop the ring in from the air! lol Elrond could be the pilot ;)

"Attention passengers, we are now flying over Mordor, if you look to your right, you can see Mt. Doom in the distance."

Of course, he would say "Mordor" all weird like he does in the movie ;)

[Catz]

yeah.....and to save time we could chuck Arwen in with the damn ring....heheheh :naughty: you never know......she might be able to parachute with those lips:o lol roflmao lol
:catz:

[Little Devil]

well u never know! lol lol lol roflmao roflmao
:evil:

[Smaug the Smog]

How 'bout a hobbit for that fake butter stuff. (they could use it too)

Or Gandalf the White for a Mask and Wig advetissment. (considering how Gimli thought he was Sauraman in Fangorn Forest)

[Arwen, Elven Princes]

Gandalf for plastic surgery.

[Lady Ashley]

The Balrog could advertise charcoal!