Bah Ha! Humorous What-Ifs!

[Orofacion of the Vanyar]

What would a elf-dwarf mix look like?

Did Smaug ever get heart burn?

If so, did he ever ignite his flatulance?

Did the Nazgul walk around naked?

Did any of the Faladhrim fall out of their tree?

Why weren't elves all retarded due to inbreeding?

What did Sauron actual do the whole time in Barad-dur? Ping-pong? Solitaire? Finger Painting? Or maybe he wrote in a journal.

Anybody have anymore?

[Catz]

Naked Nazgul???????:elfeek: :elfeek: :elfeek:
and they call me sick.......:nono:
Oro.......youre a sick, sick lil puppy.......:o lol lol lol
:catz:

[Kwijibo]

What if Aragorn had got off with Eowyn instead of Arwen?

[Pil]

lol :thumbs:

What if Frodo was the lovechild of Bilbo and Lobelia? *shudders* :o

[A! Elbereth]

:o pfbbt :elfeek: THAT WAS WRONG...roflmao

[Catz]

but funny....lol roflmao lol
What if Sadowfax had chucked Gandalf off and he'd hit his head and suffered from amnesia and ended up peddling hair care items to the Elves and...........:embarras: whoops...got a tad carried away there....:elfeek: lol

well.....you get the idea....;) lol
:catz:

[Sindarin]

What if the moth who was delivering Gandalf's message from Isengard was eaten by a bird of prey?

[Pil]

BIRD OF PREY???!!! lol (answer to my pm!) :( :angry:

the gandalf thing...HIIII-LARIOUS...roflmao

bonos-girl and i have no what-ifs currrently up our sleeves...or hiding anywhere else for that matter... lol

[Pil]

OK BONOS-GIRL THOUGHT OF ONE!

What if....pippin ran away with merry...and the carrot...and sam...(and something else i won't mention...naughty bonos-girl!) :nono:

But funny anyway... lol

[Kwijibo]

lol Like the Gandalf one, catz! lol

What if Legolas broke his left leg when he prancing about on the snow (secret diaries) on Caradhras and then the right one when he was dancing about in the Plains of Rohan?

[Narloth]

What if Frodo gave the Ring to Pippin? I can just see him staring at it. "Oooh, shiny!" hehe

[A! Elbereth]

hahahaha lol

What if Aragorn really did try something!? roflmao (inside joke: Secret diaries) lol

[Ilmarë]

Sam would kill him if he did;) lol lol roflmao roflmao roflmao lol

[A! Elbereth]

hahahahaha lol roflmao lol hahahaha!

[ArwenLiz]

What if Gandalf's hat wasn't pointy?

What if it really was the Xylophone of Gondor? *shudder*

[Gayahithwen]

These are fun! What if Haldir had slipped on his bow? (ok, not that good, but I'm a very little bear with a very little brain.. or something)

[TheRingBearer]

What if the Balrog had escaped from Moria and headed towards the Shire!!

:flamer: :flamer: :flamer: :evilcool:

[Magickcello]

lol
what would aragorn say to arwen if he fell in love with Galadriel......"I cant marry you-I love your grandmother!" :naughty:

[Catz]

well its better than "i cant marry you , i love your Grand FATHER!!!" lol
:catz:

[A! Elbereth]

lol lol lol bwahahaha @ Catz! lol

[Tinwë]

What if Gimili ran away with Galadriel?

[Lady Ashley]

oh dear me...*laughs* What if...Peter Jackson actually got everything proper and correct?!

[Lady Arien]

What wouldv'e happened if all of those stairs leading to the Bridge of Khaza-Dum were replaced by elevator?

What if Gandalf started walking in his sleep while on top of the tower of Orthanc?

[Wilwarin]

What if Aragorn had gotten killed by orcs instead of Boromir?

[Magickcello]

lol @ catz

what if haldir wasnt PUDGEY??
what would legolas do if he got a cold and he started to sound funny....Ai! Ai! A bowllwag! A bowllwag!
ok those werent funny, but all the same!

[Lurtz]

what if (in the movie) the belching sound that came out from the balrog when the orcs ran away was really GIMLI belching?lol

[Catz]

What if Gandalf miscalculated when leaping off Orthanc onto Gwahiir...and missed......ooooops!! :o
you can just hear it cant you...
Ooooooooodaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmnnnnnn
ouch!!! lol lol
:catz:

[hydra]

What if Elrond wear shades !lol

ooh! that would be Matrix in Middle-Earth!

"Welcome to Rivendell Mr. Anderson"



lol

[Sindarin]

Funny one, Hydra. lol

[Magickcello]

lol but the agent deal wouldnt be complete without the suit.....how out of place!
he truly needs a face lift....I think his forehead fell over the rest of his face-hey who knows what impersonating a rock can do to your face!

[Sindarin]

What if Frodo was happy for once?

[Pil]

lol lol mecry lol lol

*must....continue....breathing...*

[TheRingBearer]

What if Saruman was a hippy lol

[Catz]

you mean he wasnt???? :elfeek:
with those robes and that hair????? lol lol
:catz:

[Lady Ashley]

roflmao roflmao lol :jester:

[Sindarin]

What if instead of walking to Mordor, the Fellowship simply flew on the backs of giant hawks, and Frodo could've tossed the One Ring into the fires of Mount Doom while soaring over it?

Hey, their mission could've been over in one day and they'd still make it home in time for tea. lol

[Lady Ashley]

hahaha!!

[Sindarin]

Yet for that storyline to work, we would have to forsake the entire LOTR concept itself. :elfeek:

[Pil]

Well....some film makers aren't bothered by that concept... :evil: :blush:

What if the dwarves had dug a tunnel to mount doom...saving the trouble of walking ABOVE ground... :thumbs:

[Lurtz]

what if frodo had his coat of mail on weathertop, and didn't get stabbed by that blade thing, and could lead a normal life? mecry :boohoo:

:king:

[Sindarin]

What if Frodo stopped drawing attention to himself, and keep the One Ring in his coat pocket for once.

I mean, he revealed it in front of the Nazgul on Weathertop.

[Lurtz]

true

[A! Elbereth]

lol lol lol lol funny moments..... hehe lol lol lol lol

[Little Devil]

What if Legolas wasn't in the Fellowship and Elrond went instead.:)

[Sindarin]

Then we would need a stimulant to stay awake through the film. lol

[Little Devil]

v.v. true :snooze:

[Kwijibo]

What if this had happened?

Boromir: Give me the Ring!
Frodo: Ok
Aragorn (who over heard): D'oh!

Ok, it's not a funny scenario, but the Homer/Aragorn cross is quite
interesting ...

[Little Devil]

What if the Fellowship got hungry and they could go to the local Mcdonald's?
I like the Homer/Aragon thing lol

[Lurtz]

you could call him homergornroflmao

[Lady Ashley]

:rolleyes: lol roflmao