View Full Version : The What if Game
Lady Luthien
September 9th,2003, 02:14 AM
Ok...in this thread, one person asks a what if question...and the next person responds...then the next person asks another question, and the following one responds..and so and and so on. The more random and creative you are with ur answers, the funnier it will be!
I'll start out...what if Aragorn had taken the ring from Frodo for himself?
(the repsonses dont have to be profound...they can just be silly and nonsensical(my kind of talk :grin: )
Tirithel
September 9th,2003, 03:17 AM
He couldn't have- his fingers are too fat.
What if Legolas's bowstring came unstrung?
Lady Luthien
September 9th,2003, 03:39 AM
(LoL, Tiri!!)
Then he would no longer be able to attract girls and his existence would dwindle to a mere bum. :grin: (j/k i love leggie)
Hmmm...what if Boromir had not died?
Illuvatar
September 9th,2003, 04:58 AM
Then he would have ended up fighting Aragorn.....cause she would've cheated on him with Bori......:p
What if Sam and Galadriel hooked up?
Lady Luthien
September 9th,2003, 05:28 AM
hahaha!
Then their child would be tall and fat with long, curly blonde hair and an Irish accent.
What if Gandalf had accepted Saruman's offer and teamed up with him?
Lady Ashley
September 9th,2003, 05:03 PM
Then Gandalf would have been licked for good because Saruman is a traitor and would never share power. (And then Sauron would have taken over and everyone would not be very happy. Or alive.)
What if Denethor was nice?
Lady Luthien
September 10th,2003, 12:34 AM
Then it would have been much easier for the war against Sauron to have been won, and the book would have been really boring and pointless and Tolkien would have been poor and no one in this forum would be here :grin:
What if Elrond had been a member of the Fellowship that traveled to Mordor?
Nessa the Dancer
September 10th,2003, 01:00 PM
He would have ruined everything....
What if I fainted with shock at seening Illu in Games after all this time and was unable to watch over the forum :o
Okay okay and LOTR one, though you can answer the other one to if you like....I couldn't resist it hehe
What if Tom Bombadil had accidently lost the Ring when Frodo gave it to him to look at?
Lady Luthien
September 10th,2003, 02:38 PM
it doesnt have to be entirely LoTR(as long as its funny...I dont care what its about!!)
First what if result: Then you would have done the same thing as me :grin:
Second: Then Boromir would have run off with it and have become a dark lord and all the world would have come to ruin.
What if Pippin had been extremely intelligent?
Pil
September 11th,2003, 08:07 PM
Then the entire fabrication of the universe would have come undone.........as is my understanding....lol
What if Faramir hadn't married Eowyn???
Lady Luthien
September 11th,2003, 08:09 PM
Then Eowyn would have had a long, bitter life and died an old maid.
What if Aragorn never fell in love with Arwen?
Tirithel
September 11th,2003, 09:15 PM
Then he would have goen for Elrond...he he he...or Legolas
What if lembas got you drunk?
Lady Ashley
September 11th,2003, 11:17 PM
Then the Fellowship would have gotten no where after Lorien...lol
What if hobbits were real?
Lady Luthien
September 11th,2003, 11:48 PM
Then I would be friends with all of them because theyre so cute and funny.
What if Tolkien's world were real?
Onilalle
June 25th,2004, 06:27 PM
Then I would certainly have taken a lil' field trip down to Mirkwood ;)
What if Frodo had actually been killed by the big ugly cave troll in Moria? :naughty:
Mirkgirl
June 25th,2004, 08:19 PM
That pest of a hobbit that goes by the name Samwise Gamgee would have flooded Moria with tears and with some luck drown himself in it. Or he'd follow the silly pony, any way he wont be in the story :) Merry would have taken the ring and we'd have a smart bearer at last. Taken that Pippin would prolly tag along I'd say the journey would be more fun too. Some side effekts like Eowyn becoming a dead no man and Faramir a welldone steak are worth it too :grin:
What if Galadriel refused to give Gimli hairs?
Erebwen Cristaer
June 26th,2004, 01:28 AM
What if hobbits were real?
You mean they're not?!?!?! :o
Ok, ok...
Then Gimli would have stolen three from Legolas in his sleep and forever claimed that they were really Galadriel's, and then he would go crazy, making his way back to Lothlorien after the Ring was destroyed to shave Galadriel's head so he could have ALL her hair!!! lol
What if Faramir had gone to Rivendell instead of Boromir?
Sweet Angel of Mercy
August 12th,2004, 07:47 PM
Then Denethor would be very happy(until Aragorn came at least), Faramir would have died, Denethor would not have shed a tear pfbbt , Eowyn would live sadly ever after(unless she married Bory :o )...
But wait, if Faramir was at Rivendell, wouldn't Boromir be the one to capture the hobbits? Then he would have taken the Ring, and Sauron would have gotten it, and Bory would die anyway mecry , and so all the free folk would become the slave folk, and Sauron would live happily ever after :flamer:
Sorry that was so long lol
What if Shelob had bitten Sam instead? :(
Evenstar
August 16th,2004, 02:10 PM
Frodo would have scarpered, left his friend for spiderfood, collapsed on the slopes of Mount Doom and Sauron would have the Ring and would take over the world. heh heh.:flamer:
What if Frodo's parents hadn't drowned?
A! Elbereth
August 19th,2004, 08:04 AM
Then Frodo would not be half the hobbit he was, you know, being whole and all. He'd be plain and ordinary like the bracegirdles, and therefore would be just like everyone else and wouldn't be adopted by Bilbo and wouldn't have destroyed the Ring and all would be doomed to the ruin of all just because The Ringbearer was never orphaned. :o
What if Gandalf never fell in Moria?
Zoot
August 20th,2004, 04:21 PM
The Balrog would still be alive and would now have reformed his evil ways and started up a charity for homeless hobbits (the HH). :grin:
What if Aragorn had run off with Eowyn? :nono:
The Scottish Elf
September 16th,2004, 09:24 PM
Arwen would have come after him, seeking revenge, finished off Aragorn and left to go with her people, only to find the boat had gone without her. Thus, the was against Sauron would have been lost, and Sauron would have lived happily ever after. Everyone else is not worth mentioning lol just kidding.
What if Bilbo had taken the task of ring-bearer in Rivendale?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 16th,2004, 10:42 PM
Then the ring would have totally consumed him, and the whole thing would have been lost.
What if Denethor did not kill himself, and he met Aragorn?
Cassandria
September 18th,2004, 01:19 AM
He would have realized he is no match with Aragorn in the mirror and would have relinquished the rule. lol
What if Faramir decided to go to Mordor with Frodo and Sam?
SamwiseAtHeart
September 18th,2004, 02:16 AM
Then Faramir would eventually be corrupted and try and take the ring, Sam would have to stab Faramir and then Faramir wouldn't be able to meet Eowyn and Eowyn would still be unhappy as Arwen marries Aragorn, The ring would have more difficulty getting to the mountain because Frodo would have become more clingy to it making him claim it sometime before reaching the Volcano.
What if Gollum had never escaped from the Mirkwood elves?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 18th,2004, 03:53 AM
Then the Nazgul would not have went after Frodo and then there would be not action :(.
What if Frodo and Sam didn't go with Gollum to Shelob's lair, and made it through the Black Gate?
SamwiseAtHeart
September 18th,2004, 04:06 AM
Then Frodo wouldn't have been stung, The hobbits would have been caught and killed and the ring gone to Sauron and he takes over the world and turns it into a realm of evil corruption and darkness.
What if There was no such thing as Moria?
Lady Melanie
September 19th,2004, 06:03 PM
The dwarves would have dug somewhere else and uncovered a greater evil probably.
What if there was no such thing as longbottom leaf?
Tári Celebrindal
September 20th,2004, 12:15 AM
There would be a whole lot less happy hobbits and a whole lot more grumpy Gandalf. :naughty:
What if Arwen decided to leave Aragorn for the undying lands?
Cassandria
September 20th,2004, 02:05 AM
Then Aragorn would have died earlier a lonely unhappy man. :(
What if Frodo got permission to come back to the Shire 20 years later. :mmmm:
Lady Melanie
September 20th,2004, 09:35 AM
he would make Sam a very happy hobbit!
What if Eowyn and Legolas had fallen in love?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 21st,2004, 04:02 AM
Then Legolas and Eowyn would have some beautiful children and Legolas and Gimli probably wouldn't have sailed to the Grey Havens
What if Gimli had stayed with Galadriel in Lothlorien?
Nessa the Dancer
September 21st,2004, 08:27 PM
Eomer would have died at Helm's Deep!
What if Frodo had fallen into the Cracks of Doom with Gollum :o
SamwiseAtHeart
September 21st,2004, 08:45 PM
Then Sam would have jumped in after him.
What if Arwen never gave up her immortality?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 21st,2004, 10:10 PM
Then she would not have married Aragorn and probably would have died anyway of a broken heart :(
What if Frodo was never stabbed on Weathertop?
Lady Melanie
September 21st,2004, 11:12 PM
they would have made it to rivendell a LOT quicker and he probably would have stayed in middle earth at the end.
What if Aragorn accidently cut Legolas's hair off? lol
JemFinch
September 22nd,2004, 04:52 AM
He'd have a temper-tantrum, all of a sudden start kicking and flailing his arms, accidentally kick Gimli, who'd hit him with an axe.
What if Pippin had a southern accent, instead of a Scottish one?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 22nd,2004, 03:13 PM
Then the movie would have sucked :) lol
What if Sam decided not to go with the fellowship because he was scared?
Lady Melanie
September 22nd,2004, 09:53 PM
then frodo would have never made it to mordor.
what if hobbits did not have hairy feet?
The Scottish Elf
September 22nd,2004, 10:30 PM
then they would've had to wear shoes, which would've gotten so worn down by the journey to morder and finally fallen off, that Frodo and Sam wouldn't have made it to Morder and Sauron would win. Also, Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Billy Boyd and Dominic Monaghan would've been a lot happier. lol
What if Gandalf hadn't returned?
Arwen_Evenstar
September 22nd,2004, 10:43 PM
Then everyone would have had to struggle on thier own to understand what the heck was going on and it would have taken too long for anything to get done, and Sauron would have won the war.
What if Bilbo went with the Fellowship?
P.K. Brandybuck
September 22nd,2004, 11:02 PM
If Bilbo went with the fellowship he probably would have died on the mountain.
What if Aragorn said: I'm too old for all this fighting and that place of the dead looks too spooky for me ~~ I'm going back into the woods to do some Ranger stuff..
SamwiseAtHeart
September 22nd,2004, 11:09 PM
Then the Hobbits would have gotten lost and probably captured and killed before they reached Rivendell making the quest not happen and Souron eventually winnin and taking over the world.
What if Gwaihir refused to come to the aid of Gandalf?
Lady Melanie
September 22nd,2004, 11:43 PM
Then Gandalf would have devised another way to escape from isengard
What if elrond didnt have 2 twin sons?
Tári Celebrindal
September 23rd,2004, 10:11 AM
Then Arwen would've been an only child, she would have turned into a spoiled brat and Aragorn would have been turned off by her brattiness and he'd look for someone else to marry. lol
What if Sam came with Frodo to the Undying Lands?
SamwiseAtHeart
September 23rd,2004, 11:37 AM
Then he wouldn't have married Rosie, or dumped her, and wouldn't be the mayor of the shire so many times and would never had children to pass the Red Book down to.
What if Fatty Bolger came with the Hobbits as they left the shire?
Lady Melanie
September 26th,2004, 09:47 PM
They would have probably never made it to bree because they would have been moving too slowly.
What if Sam had never married rosie?
Tári Celebrindal
September 27th,2004, 01:18 AM
He would have died a lonely hobbit...mecry
What if Aragorn decided he didn't want to be king? :o
SamwiseAtHeart
September 27th,2004, 01:31 AM
Then Gondor would not have a king for another long while, Faramir would have gone on to be steward and things would be taken care of until one of Aragorn's descendants decided he wanted the job.
What if there was no balrog in Moria?
Cassandria
September 27th,2004, 02:58 AM
Then all the Fellowship would be dead, cos there were just too many orcs to deal with...and all of ME would be dark with Sauron in power. :( :(
What if Merry and Pip didn't go stealin veggies that day.
Nessa the Dancer
September 27th,2004, 07:58 PM
Peter Jackson would have thought of another way for them to meet Frodo and Sam - I personally prefered the Crickhollow scene
What if Gandalf had been leader of the White Council from the first instead of Saruman?
SamwiseAtHeart
September 27th,2004, 08:48 PM
The ring would hae been discovered earlier and destroyed before Saouron had time to grow so many orcs making Frodo not lose his finger or go through as much trouble getting to Mt Doom.
What if the Hobbits and Aragorn never stopped at Rivendell?
Lady Melanie
September 27th,2004, 10:12 PM
the fellowship would never have been formed and Frodo would have become a ringwraith
What if Pippin had red hair?
Cassandria
September 28th,2004, 12:53 AM
Then all the Hobbit girls would have been crazy about him, making him abit full of himself and that combined with the redhead temper and his curiosity would have spelled DISASTER! lol
What if Frodo decided not to go into the West.
Liv_Tylers_Twin
September 28th,2004, 02:04 AM
Then there would be less beer for Pippin to drink!
What if Hama wasn't killed?
Cassandria
September 29th,2004, 03:14 AM
Then Gamling would still have his beer buddy! :beer:
What if Sauron was Blonde. :o
SamwiseAtHeart
September 29th,2004, 03:35 AM
Then he would have some how messed up his master plan ans still never got the ring and fail even more than he did anyways.
What if the other three wizards showed up in middle earth?
Liv_Tylers_Twin
September 29th,2004, 04:02 PM
There would be a BIG partay!!!
:rock: entdraught :guzzle: :hyper: :beer: :hooray: :p ;) lol
What if..... the Dead Marshes were made of Jello?
Tári Celebrindal
September 30th,2004, 03:27 AM
then it would take the hobbits a long time to leave the dead marshes because they would have discovered they love jello!
what if radagast the brown came with the fellowship instead of gandalf?
Lady Melanie
October 4th,2004, 11:12 PM
Well, I doubt they would have got very far because Radagast would have probably been distracted by the animals
What if Aragorn had a brother?
Cassandria
October 5th,2004, 01:58 AM
Hey then we all could double drool! lol
What if Frodo had brought his dog with the Fellowship? :huh:
Lady Luthien
October 12th,2004, 04:31 AM
Wow...where did this thread come from?? I don't even remember making it :p
Anyway...if Frodo had brought his dog with him then there would have been 10 members of the fellowship instead of nine(sorry not feeling the creative energy tonight lol)
What if the elves never had pointy ears? :elfeek:
Liv_Tylers_Twin
October 12th,2004, 04:57 AM
Okay, it would be 11 members, becuse you totally forgot Bill the Pony, who is the coolest member of the Fellowship!! :cool:
Anywho, if elves never had pointy ears, there would be no point.. literally!! :rolleyes: ;) :p
What if Pippin wasn't a beer addict :beer: and Merry had an obsession with biscuits??
Lady Luthien
October 12th,2004, 05:07 AM
Then Pippin may have had a few more brain cells...(though he still would have been quite dumb :p) and Merry would have been too big and chunky to fit in his britches ;)
What if Arwen had been a blonde?
Tári Celebrindal
October 14th,2004, 08:24 AM
then people would've kept mixing her up with legolas :elfeek: lol
what if sauron wore contact lens?
Lady Melanie
October 14th,2004, 07:52 PM
his vision would have improved.
What if Bill the pony went through the mines?
Amithrellas
October 16th,2004, 05:13 AM
He mightn't have made it across the Bridge of Khazad-dûm mecry
What if Arwen & Aragorn had a falling out after the last boat had left? :elfeek:
Tári Celebrindal
October 16th,2004, 12:46 PM
Then Arwen would have left Middle-Earth, Aragorn would have ended up with Eowyn and Faramir would end up with no one. mecry
What if Pippin was actually the smartest of the hobbits? lol
Amithrellas
October 17th,2004, 03:53 AM
Then Frodo & Sam would still be wandering around, trying to find Mordor lol
What if Aragorn came down with obsessive compulsive disorder? :p
Lady Melanie
October 17th,2004, 05:07 PM
the aragorn fan club would seriously consider disabanding!
What if arwen had gone with the fellowship?
The Scottish Elf
October 17th,2004, 06:31 PM
Aragorn would've got distracted and run off with her, Legolas and Boromir would've had a power struggle to take over, and they wouldn't have reached Lorien before the goblins of Moria.
What if Arwen's brothers had persuaded her to leave Aragorn?
Lady Melanie
October 17th,2004, 10:24 PM
Aragorn and Arwens hearts would be broken and Sauron would have probably taken over.
What if hobbits didnt eat that much?
Tári Celebrindal
October 18th,2004, 02:05 AM
They wouldn't have the strength and energy to go with the fellowship.
What if Tom Bombadil decided to make an album of his songs? :elfeek: lol
SamwiseAtHeart
October 18th,2004, 02:46 AM
Then there would be a whole lot of nonsense singing.
What if Saruman was a good guy?
Lady Melanie
October 18th,2004, 11:33 PM
Sauron probably would have been defeated a lot quicker.
What if Aragorn had an evil side that came out at the worst possible times?
Lady Luthien
October 20th,2004, 02:41 AM
Then he would have stolen the ring from Frodo in his sleep, abandoned the Fellowship, and become an evil dark lord in alliance with Sauron :grin:
What if Legolas had tripped on a rock and fallen off the bridge of Khazad-dum? :elfeek: :evil:
Erebwen Cristaer
October 20th,2004, 02:46 PM
Then Gimli (never having met Galadriel) would have wandered the world alone and miserable forever holding a long blond Elf wig and hoarding lembas bread.
What if Eowyn fell in love with Merry instead of Faramir?
Lady Luthien
October 20th,2004, 07:24 PM
Then they would have had kids with really big hairy feet and good battle skills. o.0
What if Sauron had been really ticklish? :huh:
Tári Celebrindal
October 21st,2004, 02:33 AM
Then Gandalf and Aragorn and the hobbits would've attacked Barad-dûr armed with long fluffy feathers and Sauron would've fled in panic because he can't bear to be tickled...lol
What if Saruman never went to the dark side? :)
Amithrellas
October 21st,2004, 03:49 AM
Then Wormtongue wouldn't have known who to grovel after and then stab :huh:
What if Theoden had recognized Eowyn on the way to Minas Tirith?
Tári Celebrindal
October 21st,2004, 03:56 AM
Then he angrily would have sent her home, mad that she disobeyed his orders. And when they get to the battlefield no one was there to kill the witch-king and Merry would have been killed and the battle might have been lost. :( mecry
What if Frodo succumbed to the Ring and decided early on that he'd keep it for himself?
Lady Luthien
October 26th,2004, 06:32 AM
Then he would have eventually turned into a wraith and all would have come to ruin :(
What if hobbits didn't have hairy feet? :elfeek:
Laeriel
October 30th,2004, 12:11 AM
What if Elves were bald. :elfeek:
Tári Celebrindal
October 30th,2004, 05:48 AM
lol you forgot to answer Lady T's question...(but IMO, if hobbits don't have hairy feet, then they wouldn't be able to walk far without shoes...no cushion for them! lol)
Anyway, to answer yours...if elves were bald, then the main occupation of the elves would be to make beautiful blonde wigs. :rolleyes:
What if Legolas doesn't know how to shoot an arrow? :archer:
Laeriel
October 30th,2004, 08:17 AM
all of Middle-Earth would soon come to peril and destruction. Sorry I didn't answer Lady T's, I forgot. :blush:
What if Orcs had no legs? lol have fun with that one.
Cassandria
October 30th,2004, 01:26 PM
Then they would be rolling terrors! :o lol
What if Treebeard moved to the Shire?
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 12:32 PM
Then all the hobbits would dance in circles all day long with nothing better to do than drink ale, smoke pipeweed, and sing to the trees (excuse me, Ents...), and then they would all fall down because they were drunk and dizzy!!! :p
:wiggle: :wiggle: veryhappy :wiggle: :wiggle: entdraught
What if all the hobbits lived in teepees?
FRODOFAN
November 2nd,2004, 04:40 PM
Then all the hobbits would dance in circles all day long with nothing better to do than drink ale, smoke pipeweed, and sing to the trees (excuse me, Ents...), and then they would all fall down because they were drunk and dizzy!!! :p
:wiggle: :wiggle: veryhappy :wiggle: :wiggle: entdraught
What if all the hobbits lived in teepees?
Then all the hobbits would wear feathers in their curly hair
:p
What if Elves weren't immortal?
Cassandria
November 3rd,2004, 01:42 AM
Then they wouldn't be sooooo clean and perfect! lol
What if Gandalf was young and handsome with a dimple in his chin! :love:
FRODOFAN
November 3rd,2004, 02:57 AM
then Eowyn might have fallen in love with him instead of Aragorn
What if Rosie went with the fellowship?
Tári Celebrindal
November 3rd,2004, 03:12 AM
Then Sam would have been distracted and wouldn't have paid much attention to Frodo, which would end in Frodo having to go to Mt. Doom alone. :(
What if Gimli and Legolas did not become great friends?
Cassandria
November 3rd,2004, 03:14 AM
She would have kicked butt with the Orcs in Moria. lol
What if Frodo was the chubby one. :o
FRODOFAN
November 3rd,2004, 05:24 AM
you both must have posted at the same time so i guess I'll answer both questions-
What if Legolas and Gimlie had not become friends?
welll, they probably would have killed each other at Helm's Deep instead of Orcs.
What if Frodo was the chubby one?
Well, then Frodo would have had an even tougher time carrying that heavy ring around lol
What if Boromir hadn't died and Faramir had?
Lady Melanie
November 3rd,2004, 09:12 PM
eowyn would have married Boromir and he probably would have taken the ring from Frodo and the world would have ended.
What if Aragorn did not have any oathbreakers to call upon?
Tári Celebrindal
November 4th,2004, 03:12 AM
They would be outnumbered because they wouldn't find any other army to help them. :(
What if the Uruk-hai were made with cross-bred orcs and hobbits? :elfeek:
SamwiseAtHeart
November 4th,2004, 03:38 AM
Then they would have been really really hungry eating only maggoty bread on the long march, the would have stopped more and gotten caught by Aragorn Legolas and Gimli.
What if Denothar never had a palantir?
Tári Celebrindal
November 12th,2004, 06:25 AM
Then he wouldn't have been corrupted and he would've been nicer to Faramir!
What if Faramir was actually Boromir's older brother?
Lady Luthien
November 12th,2004, 06:36 AM
Then he would have been more responsible and Denethor would have liked him more and their roles would have been reversed :grin:
What if Frodo hadn't kept the ring on a chain?
Elrond
December 5th,2004, 11:29 PM
he would have lost it and saruman would have found it and taken over the world. what if pippin was the ringbearer?
Laeriel
December 6th,2004, 11:13 PM
He probably would have lost the Ring in a barrel of Old Toby.
What if Grima joined the Fellowship? :huh:
Elrond
December 7th,2004, 02:11 AM
He would be a traitor and Aragorn would kill him. What if Aragorn were an elf?
SamwiseAtHeart
December 7th,2004, 03:06 AM
Then Arwen wouldn't have to give up mortality and Aragron would not have become king making Souron able to take over Middle Earth
What if there were no such thing as Hobbits in Middle Earth?
Cassandria
December 7th,2004, 03:18 AM
Then it would be a sad sad sad Middle Earth. :(
What if Elves were real and around today.
Elrond
December 12th,2004, 11:43 PM
legolas would be able to narrowly avoid missing a squirrel with his car. what if... Frodo was a blonde?
Erebwen Cristaer
February 5th,2005, 02:08 AM
What if Elves were real and around today.
You mean they're NOT?!?!?! :elfeek:
If Frodo was a blonde...all the elf chicks would have found him irresistable, and he never would have volunteered to go to Mordor.
What if Bill the Pony had been happier in Bree than with the hobbits?
Aranel_of_Mirkwood
February 6th,2005, 12:21 PM
He would have run back to bree, dragging Sam, who didn't want to let him go, with him.
Mouth Of Sauron
February 6th,2005, 01:37 PM
You didn't post another "What if?"
*Arwen*Evenstar*
February 8th,2005, 07:13 AM
And I wanted to play!!
Please post a "what If?"
Nereid
February 8th,2005, 07:22 AM
What if Gandalf would have used pink clothes? :o :shhh:
lol
Onilalle
February 12th,2005, 04:19 PM
Then 'Gandalf the Pink' would have saved the day instead :grin:
What if ALL the fellowship had gone to mount doom with Frodo and Sam?
Nereid
February 13th,2005, 01:16 AM
It would have been alot of argument about who will carry Frodo up to mount doom! lol
What if Aragorn would have used a frypan to fight with? :o lol
Onilalle
February 13th,2005, 09:01 PM
Then there would be a rather considerbale number of Uruks with flat faces ;) lol
What if - after Elrond says "it cannot be destroyed by any craft that we posess" - Gimli's axe HAD destroyed the ring in the council of Elrond?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 13th,2005, 09:17 PM
Then there wouldn't have been this thing called the Journey of the ring, and Frodo wouldn't have lost a finger
What if Legolas couldn't shoot a bow?
Onilalle
February 13th,2005, 09:24 PM
Then that troll would have squooshed Merry and Pippin, a Warg would have eaten Gimli and many, many Rohirrim people would have been trampled by an Oliphaunt ;)
What if Frodo had left Sam to throw the ring into the fire instead?
Laeriel
February 15th,2005, 12:48 AM
Sam would've eaten it.
What if Arwen took the Ring from Frodo? :huh:
Amithrellas
February 22nd,2005, 08:58 PM
She would've made Aragorn a really scary wife :elfeek:
What if Galadriel had accepted the :ring: from Frodo?
Cassandria
February 23rd,2005, 02:05 AM
In place of a dark lord, you would have a queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the dawn! Treacherous as the sea! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair! Tee hee lol (I couldn't resist!)
What if Frodo had been the fat one. :o
Nereid
February 23rd,2005, 02:45 AM
The ring wouldn't have fit and he would never had spoiled himself in the prancing pony. :)
What if the pony Billy(Bill?) had followed Frodo and Sam into Mordor? :o
LuthienT
February 23rd,2005, 03:17 AM
They most likely would of been seen and it might of been the end of the journey.
What if Legolas got lost from the other fellowship members in Moria?
Cassandria
February 26th,2005, 02:25 PM
Then he would prove the validity of the curse of the blonde. lol
What if Boromir had been a woman? :p
Ivanhoe
March 26th,2005, 01:56 AM
Maybe Denethor would finally love Faramir, as he would be his only son.
What if Gollum didn't have the piece of cloth around his waist?
Laeriel
March 26th,2005, 04:19 AM
YIKES!!!!! :o :o :o ....we'd all die.
What if Leggy decided to start running around in a pink tutu. lol
Ivanhoe
March 26th,2005, 12:34 PM
Then Gimli would dye his beard yellow.
What if Gandalf would use a fire extinguisher on the Balrog?
Cassandria
March 26th,2005, 12:40 PM
Then the Balrog would not have stayed mad and they would have become friends. :p
What if Sam had refused to get into the boat. :o
Ivanhoe
March 26th,2005, 12:46 PM
Well, he would probably go back home and would live a happy life instead of going to suffer in Mordor.
What if the Hobbits didn't have big feet, but big hands?
Anorlas
March 27th,2005, 09:13 AM
Then there would be a race that spent most of their time doing handstands.
What if the Ents became hasty?
Sirion
April 3rd,2005, 09:26 PM
Hmm... a tough one. Maybe they would finally find the Entwives, have little Entchildren and live happily ever after.
What if all the Rohan horses ran off, leaving their riders alone on the Pellenor field?
Ivanhoe
April 5th,2005, 02:11 PM
They would no longer be the riders of Rohan, but the runners of Rohan.
What if the Mumakil were afraid of mice?
Erebwen Cristaer
April 13th,2005, 12:58 PM
Then maybe the King of the Dead Mice would come and reak havok on the battlefield, while Aragorn & Co. sat back in lawn chairs with umbrella drinks and enjoyed the circus.
What if Aragorn hadn't followed the Paths of the Dead?
Nibinaraniel
April 14th,2005, 11:37 PM
Then Gimili would have never been scared of the wisps of spirits....
What if I (Nibinaraniel) took Gimili's place in the fellowship?
Erebwen Cristaer
April 17th,2005, 03:10 AM
Then there wouldn't have been nearly as many 'Dwarf-tossing' jokes! lol
What if one of the fellowship had had a cell phone?
Nereid
April 17th,2005, 03:15 AM
Then Legolas would have gotten it to call all his fans and the fellowship would never have leaved Rivendell.
What if the Nasguls hadn't been in the Lotr?
SamwiseAtHeart
April 17th,2005, 03:17 AM
Then going to Mordor would have been a lot easier for the fellowship
What if Denothar wasn't so crazy?
Nibinaraniel
April 22nd,2005, 12:48 AM
Then there would be no pyros in the film.....
(TO EC: There would have been MORE Dwarf-jokes!)
What if Sam had eaten Gollum instead of Taters?
Ivanhoe
April 22nd,2005, 11:05 PM
He would have a serious stomach congestion and he would explode from within.
What if Aragorn would take a shower?
Sirion
April 22nd,2005, 11:51 PM
There would be no reason for you to make fun of him, Ivanhoe... :)
What if the Fell Beast became a vegetarian?
Ivanhoe
April 23rd,2005, 07:31 PM
Then the Witchking (http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=341&pos=20) wouldn't say "Feast on his flesh," but "Feast on his herbs!"
What if Eowyn wouldn't manage to kill the Witchking (http://www.warofthering.net/gallery/galleries/displayimage.php?album=341&pos=21) even though she is not a man?
Lomegill
April 24th,2005, 10:20 PM
Then Gondor would fall... :grin:
What if Boromir would take the Ring
Bria
February 17th,2006, 12:40 AM
Then middle earth would have fallen.
What if Sam got rid of Gollum?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 17th,2006, 05:20 AM
Then the ring would never have been destroyed and Frodo would become king of Middle Earth
What if Denothar never went mad?
Bria
February 17th,2006, 05:43 AM
Then he would have pulled himself together for Gondors sake and perhaps come to appreciate Faramir... Big if.
What if Boromir had never died?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 17th,2006, 05:48 AM
He would have stolent the ring from Frodo and all hope for Middle Earth would have been lost
What if Gollum didn't have two personalities?
Arwen Evenstar
February 20th,2006, 06:06 PM
Well, if he was good he would have helped Frodo but when in the Cracks of Doom, to destroy the ring, he'd probably throw the ring AND Frodo into the Oroduin. But if he was bad, he probably would have killed Frodo and Sam. Then tracked down by Sauron and killed. Sauron would then take over the world.
What if Aragorn had never accepted his duty?
LuthienT
February 20th,2006, 06:08 PM
The Merry and Pippin would of been lost to the Uruk Hai, (sp?) and Arwen would of passed over the sea...
Gondor would be crownless...
What if Arwen had joined the fellowship?
Ivanhoe
February 20th,2006, 06:18 PM
Then Aragorn would be in the bushes all the time and the Fellowship would leave them behind. (and thus Aragorn wouldn't be there and exactly the sam would happen as Arwen Evanstar suggested)
What if Eowyn actually wanted Grima?
LuthienT
February 20th,2006, 06:23 PM
Then she would of never fallen for Faramir...
What if Sauron actually did come to trust Saruman?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 20th,2006, 11:35 PM
Then Saruman would have killed Sauron and taken over Middle Earth himself
What if Sam never went with the fellowship?
creativecutie
February 21st,2006, 05:44 AM
Frodo would've kept the Ring and Middle Earth woud've been doomed.
What if Arwen had sailed to the West?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 21st,2006, 03:34 PM
Then Aragorn owuld have married Eowyn, adn the country never brought back together.
What if Merry and Pippin didnt' drink or smoke?
creativecutie
February 22nd,2006, 04:31 AM
They wouldn't be as humorous as they are! (might be a lot healthier though)
What if Eowyn had never gone to fight at Pelenor Fields?
SamwiseAtHeart
February 22nd,2006, 04:14 PM
(according to the movie) Then Theoden would have gotten chewed up by the fell beast (ick)
What if the nine rings for men didn't corrupt?
Arwen~Undómiel
November 5th,2008, 05:26 PM
Then they'd be having a tea party now...
What if Arwen had shown up at Helm's Deep?
SamwiseAtHeart
November 8th,2008, 10:25 PM
Then all the elvish warriors would have fallenn down and died before the battle even started...
What if Aragorn never came to the Prancing Pony to help the hobbits?
Arwen~Undómiel
November 8th,2008, 11:37 PM
Then they'd still be sitting there waiting for Gandalf...or maybe (and that's much more likely..) they would have thought that the wringwraiths were really nice guys that only needed to be loved and went with them to Mordor...(turned out the wringwraiths weren't so nice after all...)
Why did Éowyn fall for Aragorn??
SamwiseAtHeart
November 8th,2008, 11:57 PM
Because of his dreamy eyes and his stubble lol
Why did Gandalf have such a pointy hat?
Arwen~Undómiel
November 9th,2008, 11:52 AM
He wanted to seem taller.
What if Arwen would have sailed to the Undying Lands?
SamwiseAtHeart
November 10th,2008, 06:17 PM
Then Aragorn would brobably have died in battle...
What if hobbits didn't eat all the time?
Fingolfin
November 14th,2008, 10:26 PM
That's an easy one... then they wouldn't be so portly... LOL
What if Sarumon never came under Saurons control??? :blink:
Arwen~Undómiel
November 15th,2008, 11:35 AM
Then he probably wouldn't have had any use for the palantir...
What if Éowyn's stew would have tasted good?
Fingolfin
November 25th,2008, 09:10 PM
Well then Aragorn probably would have fallen in love with her because you know the old saying... "A way to a mans heart is thru his stomach!!!" LMAO!!
What if Merry actually like the Grog??? lol
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