The Very Secret Diaries!?!

[Undomiel]

Ok I really need help-I've read The Very Secret Diaries of some of the characters before and I wanted to show a friend, but the ones I found on the site were much, much shorter than the ones I've read beforemecry -what's going on????:huh:

[Lady Galadriel]

Did you go to this (http://diaries.diagon.org/) site...or another one?

[Undomiel]

yeah that was the one i went to-the diaries for Aragorn and the rest of the fellowship were way longer in the first ones i read

[Undomiel]

Yeah that was definitely the one i went to. The first ones that I read were much longer than those (altho i hadnt seen the Arwen, Ringwraith, Gollum and Sauron ones beforelol )

[Pil]

They're newer...i'm a COMPLETE FAN of these diaries...they bring me SOOOOO much joy! lol roflmao notworthy :thumbs:

I actually spent time putting all the events into a chart which lined up their happening so that you could see what each of the characters thought or were doing at the same time.

For example...gimli's first day, DAY ONE, begins a few days before the council of elrond...while gandalf's DAY ONE is when he meets up with frodo in the shire.

It's not complete yet...but i'm gonna finish it sometime in the holiday! veryhappy

[Aldarion]

hehehe i've been a fan of those for a while nowroflmao :thumbs:

[Undomiel]

Yeah they are amazing. the only bad thing is that weneva i watch the film now i hav to try so hard not to think about them. i have to look away rite at the end wen Frodo walks off screen and Sam sorta looks after him in a lusty way. lol i cant help seeing it that way now. i really loved the Ringwraith No. 5 one. v. amusinglol

[Pil]

THE GAP OF ROHAN!!!!!!!!!! THAT HAD ME IN TEARS!!! mecry with laughter roflmao lol roflmao

[Polly Sandybanks]

I can't read those anymore!!! Whenever I read the books now I picture Arwen as some sort of female Schwarzenegger. And I can't it.. but I'm just like Undomiel, about Frodo and Sam.

I love the diaries!! They're great! But they get me all confused. :)

Ah.. I HAVE to read them again!! NOW!!! *runs to read them*

[Undomiel]

They r just addictive. It was a bit annoying tho coz i showed my boyf. them and then we were watchin da movie l8r and he cudnt stop laughing. I agree that Gap of Rohan is just classroflmao
Love Merry's carrot as well, v. amusing. In fact they are all downright hilarious.lol roflmao lol roflmao

[Goldilocks]

I want to get a t-shirt made up that says: 'I'm a Pervy Hobbit Fancier' on the front and 'Sam will kill me if I try anything' on the back. What do you say? lol

[Polly Sandybanks]

lol roflmao lol

That's a great idea Goldilocks! :thumbs:

[Catz]

my favourite has to be "still prettiest one in Fellowship.....GO ME!!!!" lol lol
:catz:

[Pil]

Originally posted by Goldilocks
I want to get a t-shirt made up that says: 'I'm a Pervy Hobbit Fancier' on the front and 'Sam will kill me if I try anything' on the back. What do you say? lol

IT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!! :thumbs: :hooray: veryhappy

I find legolas' one a bit lame.....i liked aragorn's 'still not king' and i liked gimli's beard being conditioned...hehe! :evil:

[Goldilocks]

Well, I was thinking of making up a bunch of different ones. I know a guy who does that kind of thing with t-shirts. The backs could be different, according to what you want. For example:

*Sam will kill me if I try anything
*Still not King...
*Still the prettiest. GO ME!

lol

[A! Elbereth]

Originally posted by Goldilocks
I want to get a t-shirt made up that says: 'I'm a Pervy Hobbit Fancier' on the front and 'Sam will kill me if I try anything' on the back. What do you say? lol

hahaha OMG! I love that Idea! I could probably make one myself... hmmmm lol lol lol

[HobbitFriend]

roflmao T-shirts! that's a great idea!
I like the "Sam will kill me if I try anything" and "Still the prettiest... Go Me!" but if i was to choose ... i'd pick the Sam one. lol or "Everybody's hitting on me! Cannot cope!" lol lol

[A! Elbereth]

I like the "everyone's hitting on me" one... I think I will get a t-shirt prints maker very soon! ;)

[Undomiel]

I think "nope, still not king yet" definitely the funniest thing. or what about : orcs killed: countless thousands-v.good :)

[Mirkgirl]

I have the feeling those diaries must be kept secret.... in the room with soft walls (home of the author, I suppose)

... still not Queen verymad

[Tieno]

I love those diaries! They are so funny!

Aragorn (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Aragorn.gif)
Arwen (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Arwen.gif)
Boromir (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Boromir.gif)
Elrond (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Elrond.gif)
Frodo (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Frodo.gif)
Gandalf (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Gandalf.gif)
Gimli (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Gimli.gif)
Legolas (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Legolas.gif)
Merry (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Merry.gif)
Pippin (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Pippin.gif)
Samwise (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Samwise.gif)
Saruman (http://users.pandora.be/tieno/Saruman.gif)

I found these a couple of weeks ago on some site.

[A! Elbereth]

Yes, these are quotes from The Very Secret Diaries lol

[Pil]

Cool...they're really great summaries of the characters...i think i may put Merry's page onto a t-shirt...u know...everyone take their fav character... :huh: :loveyou: :hooray:

[Undomiel]

They missed out the Gap of Rohan in Arwen's.:( other than that these r v gud. I may just have to save them!!

[Pil]

:thumbs: I asked my mam to get me the t-shirt done...but she said i'm not allowed to walk around with a top with pervy on it...just let her try and stop me! lol

[HobbitFriend]

lol i gotta find somewhere to get it done.... then i'll get one for my friends and we'll all wear them to the theatre when TTT comes out! ...Can't wait for the comments... *a little old lady: "Pervy Hobbit Fancier?! Kids these days!"* roflmao

[legolaslover]

They have cups, shirts and boxers of them too. They are reallly weird looking though.roflmao

[Black Rider]

"Just opened Christmas pressie from Sauron. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty ring!"

yes, go black rider

[Bonos-Girl]

i want one with 'gold ring SO tacky' on the back...ha ha ha

[Goldilocks]

I found these, and if you like 'The Secret Diaries', you should enjoy these. Now, for those who don't read a lot of fanfic, a 'Mary Sue' is the female heroin in so many fanfics (not just LOTR) who are utterly perfect and boring in every way. With that cleared, read and enjoy! I, myself laughed so hard I cried!

Oh, and be sure to leave comments, as I know Kelly would really apprechiate it. I am not Kelly, but I know her. You do not have to be a member to leave a comment.

http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=733255&chapter=1

[Undomiel]

lol that was definitely worth reading

[Pil]

MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME READ IT! *pil grabs large cricket bat and looks evily at the monitor* :evilcool:

[Bonos-Girl]

calm.....calm.....don't do anything you might regret pil......

[Little Devil]

Hehe! lol lol

[Lady Melody]

How to get the diaries man?

[Catz]

Lady Galadriel posted a link to them in this thread Chibi....the second post i think...
we did have a link to them in the links section of the site, but i think thats still down after the server shift
:catz:

[Bonos-Girl]

just look on a search engine..they have a shorter version here (http://www.orlandobloom.co.nz)

[Lady Melody]

Thanks!