Fortunately...Unfortunately

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunatelly Leggy landed on a lonely island in the middle of the Passific and by the time they rescued him he was the second elf after Cirdan to have a beard

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunately a plane of random people and a pilot (dur) were passing by and saw leggy and picked him up!!!! (and they cleaned him up with a shave and new clothes!) (and the plane is 100%safe!!!)

[Inwë Carnesîr]

Unfortunately, when the plane landed someone threw a bomb at it and it exploded

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Leggy somehow escaped

[Mirkgirl]

Unfortunately he wanted away from planes bombs and people so we'd need a new main character ;)

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy rode off into the sunset with all his clothes intact.

[Nala Greenleaf]

unfortunately the horse suddenly died and fell into a fire with Leggy on top!!!!

:flamer::flamer::flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately the fire went out as soon as he landed

[Inwë Carnesîr]

unfortunately his when he fell the back of his pants ripped

[Mánalinya]

fortunately, he had a second pair underneath (just in case it gets cold).

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly(depending on how you look at it;) ) they were ripped too and he had no spareslol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately he bumped into death on the way home

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fotunatly Death had a spare pair that he could have ;)

[Nala Greenleaf]

unfortunately death wanted his soul in exchange!

(how come i'm getting the Unfortunate sides of this tale!!! i dont want to harm Leggy!)

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fortunately he stole the pants when Death had his back turned and then killed him *if that's possible*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately death came back to life....

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Leggy was able to call a cab and took off before Death could catch him again.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately they were chased by loads of evil satin worshippers. mwahahaha

[Eowyn]

fortunately legolas had his bow and arrows to hand and shot them all.

(and did you mean satan or satin? bit of a difference lol )

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

err sorry. :blush:
unfortunately a mad pig ran across the road and stole his bow and arrows

[Eowyn]

don't worry i think satin worshippers is funny lol

fortunately glorfindel rode in and rescued legolas (well he has to rescue someone :rolleyes: )

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately it turned out to be some girl who is only mentioned once or twice here when they made a movie of this.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately she wasn't a fan of his

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately theworld turned upside down and he fell towards the sun.....

[Nala Greenleaf]

fortunatly a a meteor crashing down to earth picked up Legolas and he crash landed back home without a scratch (if thats possible)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunatly it's not possible lol

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunatly he was sort-of OK(i guess thats a fair compromise)

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately Leggy's hair got burnt to a crisp.

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunatly he was able to grow back his gorge hair with his amazing elf powers!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly it grew back Green

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Galadriel showed him the magic in a bottle to make it pretty blonde again...lol lol lol

[Nala Greenleaf]

Unforunately it turned his hair a rancid pink!! lol

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the pink was only temporary and it soon turned blonde again!

[Samwise2]

unfortunately it was only blonde for a short while and everytime he got it wet it change to all the colours of the rainbow

[Feebeefi]

Fortuantly it doesn't rain very often;)

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately it started to rain right at that moment

[Feebeefi]

fortuantly he had an umbrella

[Mirkgirl]

unfortunately it had holes

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, Gandalf happened by and gave Leggy's hair an ualterable spell so that it retains it's natural form –
brown and wavy (Orli makes a lovely GQ cover lol)

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately the rain made Gandalf's hair all frizzy.

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fortunately he had hair spray and fixed it

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Saruman had a hand in that rainstorm, and Gandalf's head sprouted snakes!

[Nala Greenleaf]

fortunately everyone thought that the snakes suited him! lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately they ate his skull

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fortunately after they are his skull they all died and Galadriel gave him something to fix it

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately it was to late and gandalf died

[Nala Greenleaf]

fortunately he came back as Gandalf the White! :grin: YAY!!

[Feebeefi]

unfortuantly his white robes became very dirty and he became Gandalf the Black

[doleniel]

fortunately, he had bleach, so he could be Gandalf the White again

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Leggy jumped in a mud puddle and splattered mud all over Gandalfs newly bleached robes

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately leggy enjoys jumping in puddles of mud (he's a child underneeth)

[doleniel]

Unfortunately the mud puddle very deep and he got stuck

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly he had lots of fun swimming in it

[Feebeefi]

unfortuantly he couldn't swim and drowned

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately a lifeguard revived him

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly the lifeguard fell in love with him

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly Legolas didn't mind too much

[Inwë Carnesîr]

Unfortunately I did so, bye bye lifegaurd!

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately I jumped in there and saved him myself...lol

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately for Lady Cele, it was Sauron the Deceiver, pretending to be Legolas for all these many pages (and so, deserving of all the nasty bits) lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he was killed by gandalf (never to return)

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly he did ;)

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, he didn't :wiggle:

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately he had a sister that was just as bad and she had a major crush on Leggy...lol lol lol

[Feebeefi]

Fortuantly he also had a crush on herlol ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately a group of carol singers rocked up at that moment

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly they ran away when they saw Sauron's sister;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Saurons sister shut them up before they got very far!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatlely they got to kiss in the end...... (well UN to leggy lovers) ;)

[Inwë Carnesîr]

unfortunatly as soon as they kissed she turned into a frog

[Nibinaraniel]

fortunately (for Nib), the real Leggi came in with a big heart-shaped box of chocolates for Nibinaraniel!!!!! YAY

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for Nib, the chocs had all melted into nothing in the heat.

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Cele rode in on her horse, swooped Leggy up and rode off with him..lol

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly he fell off and broke his arm

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunatley Di came and healed them all, then made thousands of leggy clones for all leggy lovers!!!! and ofcourse ended up marrying pippin :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately LM stole Pippin away from Di. Well Fortunately for her. hehe

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Cele knew which was the original Leggy and took him away and hid where LM was hiding with Pippin.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortuantly Fee found them and stole Pippin and Leggy:grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly fee gave pippin back to his wife :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Pip ran back to LM! Yaaahhhhh!!!!!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly when he was SOBER (sorry) he came to his senses and went back to DI :grin: lol

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately he got drunk again and came back to LM!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he decided having a relationship with some-one else was wrong so he went back to his favrite one :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for Di, he had lied to her and was really in love with LM.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he was only kidding

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately he was also lying about kidding!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly he went mad and killed mel lol. well unfortunatly really :grin:

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly(fortunatly for me:grin: )he saw Fee and ran back to her in love to join her and Leggy

[Inwë Carnesîr]

Fortunately we all found out that Leggy and Pippin had a very numerous amount of brothers the same age and same personality, so everybody got a brother

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Mel came back as a ghost and haunted Di until she killed herself

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly Di quite enjoyed the company ;) oh and she got the real pippin (seen as she WAS married to him)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Di only liked the company after she killed herself and didn't get Pip.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly Di and L M had a great time being dead cos they could follow pippin every-where without him knowing ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for us, Pip found someone new

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly it wasn't a man lol

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately it wasn't a woman either!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he was so sad that di and mel had died that it was a ghost ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for Di, the ghost he was dating was LM!

[Feebeefi]

Fortuantly Fee came along and kidnapped Pippin and took him to her castle with Leggylol :thumbs: :flamer:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for FB, LM haunted her castle. hehe!

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately Cele knew the right spell and popped into the castle, snatched Leggy and popped back out before anyone knew what happened..:grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortuantly Di came and killed pippin so that they could be together.

[Nibinaraniel]

Firtunately, Nib saved Leggy from the mess and married him!!!!

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately Nib didn't realize she had married a clone because Cele had snatched the original Leggy and had him hidden away...:grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly leggy got free and was alowd to choose who he really wanted as a spouse. he chose lady cele ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately a medic saved Pips life so he didn't die!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly he died when the medic head was turnd ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Galadriel brought him back to life. yah!

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly he didn't remember anything that had happened so he fell for Fee and married her(YAY!!!!):grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunatly fee turned him down

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately he decided he wanted to stay single to stop ppl fighting over him

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately it didn't last long Fee got him back...:grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Fee decided that she didn't like Pip after all

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately that was true so Pip developed a crush on Lady Melanie and decided to chase her...:grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Lady Mel didn't mind at all!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee was absolutly devastaed about loosing Pip that she got over him quickly and kidnapped Frodo to make him jealous then killed Pip(sorry Pip I love you really)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

i thought he was allready dead, i killed him.... any-way lol

fortunatly he and di got recarnated and since he WAS married to Di they got back together :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately LM crashed the wedding so they neva got married

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly they'd never really got divorced any-way so they were already married

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately they where married by a false priest so it wasn't a legal marriage (the first one)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

frotunatly they had had a second one before this that ws perfectly legal

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately it was against Pip's values to get married more than once

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunaltely he was o.k with it because the first one wasn't a proper marrage

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately he only said that to please Di and he really wasn't o.k with it

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly they got married any-way and when they kissed they turned to stone and that could not be broken.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately they remained that way for 10000 years. Meanwhile LM had discovered Pip's younger brother(OK, OK, i know he dosent have a younger bro)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly they got put on display as a honory statue in gondor lol and pippins younger brother turned out to be alot nicer then pippin.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately for anyone but LM, LM married Pip's younger brother

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatly pips younger brother (garry) was alot taller then pippin lol

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately LM found out he wore boots with 4inch heels.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM took a shrinking potion and shrank herself to the same size as him ( what kind of name is Garry for a hobbit?)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately when mel asked garry to change his name he refused ;) (i don't know i couldn't think of one)

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly he changed it to Bobby instead(couldn't think of a decent hobbit name)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately LM couldn't think of anything at that moment to say!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately she could later on

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately Lady M was still tongue tied when Bobby the Hobbit asked her to pass the lembas...lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunatley she could hear well enough to hear him ask and she passed him the lembas

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly another hobbit nicked the lembas while she was passing it to himlol :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he ate too much lembas and got stomach ache.

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately he was making a "hobbit" of himself and kept eating them...lol

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he over hobbited himself and rolled down the hill

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately he landed in a field of thorny bushes

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he was wearing thick clothing

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately it all came off during his fall down the cliff

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he was blessed with thick skin as well!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately it all got torn in the thorns any-way!!

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately he was a natural healer

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately he wasn't a very good one

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately a really good healer came along at that moment and healed him.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately he fell back into the thorns when the healer rode away

[Lady Melanie]

Fortuantely he was just stupid and not worth our time talking about him

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately we did any-way

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately we got on to a new subject

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately it was about ourselves

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately that was usual so noone minded!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately we changed the subject to death.

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately LM then changed the subject to ROTK

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately we can't get our hands on the characters in ROTK lol

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly we can get our hands on their clones which are just as nice:grin: ;)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately clones dont suffice for the real thing!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately we can always dream

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly we know Dreams aren't real(sigh!)

[Lady Melanie]

Fortuantely Dreams can come true!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately these perticuler ones won't :(

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fortunately maybe we could one day meet them

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately we'll be dead by then...

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately we will come back as ghosts

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they won't see our beautiful facesmecry

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fortunately we can always be with them, because they will prolly be ghosts too!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately there will be loads of other people who like them too :(

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately War members are bigger fans so we get first crack at them....I get Eomer...lol lol lol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately mels gonna get pippin :(

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly I get Frodo and Aragorn(RESULT!!!!!!!!!!!!):grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Feebeefi can only have one!!!! *hugs Pip*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately mel is happy :grin:

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee is very unhappy coz she can only have one so decides to marry them both

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately they didn't mind

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly all Aragorn and Frodo fans DID mindlol

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately there were other extremely fine :knight:s around that we could have...:grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately knights arn't as good as them :(

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly when they take their helmets off we see it IS them!!(Frodo's mine!!)

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately many will fight you for Frodo, Fee...lol lol lol But I claim King Eomer...:drool:

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately King Eomer loves Lady Cele

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately i'm changing the subject back to legolas, because he just bumped straight back into the grim reaper

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the grim reaper wasn't looking for Leggy!

[Lady Cele]

Unfortunately he found Gimli instead.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately gimili is expendable

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly he wasn't looking for Gimli either.He was looking for someone even cuter

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he was looking for frodo roflmao

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly he couldn't find him coz Fee hid him away so he went to find Pippin(sorry Pip:( )

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he relised killing some-one not on the list was wrong and killed Frodo cos death can find every-one.

[Feebeefi]

unfortunatly Fee got in the way and was killed and came back to haunt Di forever and be Frodo's guadian angel mwahahahahahaha:flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately death brought Fee back to life and killed frodo before she could stop him :p

[Feebeefi]

unfortunatly (for Di) he killed one of my Frodo clones and then came back and killed Legolas.
Frodo lives!!!haahaahaa

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately death never gets it wrong and it turned out to actully be frodo... (sorry.... but really get over him)

[Feebeefi]

Why do I keep getting unfortunatly:rolleyes:

Unfortunatly Fee's and Frodo's soul's are connected so she goes whereever Frodo goes and where Leggy is going at the moment:flamer::flamer:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

why do i always get fortunetely..... hmmmm, you take my next turn.... mwahahaha :batty:

[Feebeefi]

fortunatly death let Fee and Frodo go and they went and got married. aaaaaaaaaaah!!!! and he let Leggy go too and took Gimli insteadlol

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately he decided to take leggy anyway and tear him to little little bits..... then decorate his room with leggy's intestines *pukes*

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly it was Leggy's annoying twin brother so everyone threw a party:grin: :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

unfortunately death came to the party as himself, but no-one know's it's him cos he's diguised as himself!!!!

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM changed the subject from death to the adventures of Pippin. *sigh*

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately the two collided :(

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly LM saved Pip(GO LM!!):grin: :grin: :grin:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately death now had a grudge against Fee :(

[Lady Cele]

Fortunately there was more of us than there was of death and we fought him off...:battle:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately only the people who death killied could see death

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee could see him and took him out!! YEAH!!!!:grin: :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately before Feebeefi could get him he killed the rest of us!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately he pityed us and let us live again

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately he kidnapped us instead

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately he let us go

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately Di underestimated death!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately Death is actully quite kind.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately death was only kind to Di

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee came and saved everyone!!!! (apart from Dilol)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately death vowed to return one day...

[Samwise2]

Fortunatey they had a long time of peace and had plenty of time to plain for death's return and where ready for anything to come.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately Di joined deaths forces and changed her name to Die... mwahahaha :batty:

[Samwise2]

Fortunately di (die ) and death where not as strong as they would like to be and have top wait for a year or 2 before they can make plains on how to get their revenge .

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately they got Fee to join them too (after-all the pay is exellent)

[Samwise2]

Foruntely for us we had a hold over fee as someone saved fee's life and was still in their debt and had to forfill it before they could do anything bad to other people.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately Fee wanted to come with us and being the amazing fighter that she is fought away every-one holding her back.

[Feebeefi]

*reads previous posts and raises eyeborws* Intresting

Fortunatly Fee the amazing fighter turned goos again and fought back Death and Die and banished them for good:grin: :grin:

By the way Di did you mean that, about being a good fighterlol :thumbs:

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately for the rest of you working for death for a few days made Die a billonare and she changed her name back to Di and lived in a mansion :p

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Di is so nice we all went to her mansion and was given an army of Pip clones in exchange of us sharing her wealth and she accepted:p :grin: :p

[Aranel]

Unfortunately the Pip clones were bought from a disreputable company, not MELI, and so they all turned out to be psychopathic...

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately she liked them all the same

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they didn't like her:p

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM took them under her wing and taught them how to be good

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately Di decided not to keep them any-way (but she still let every-one share her wealth)

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately her wealth was vast

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately death appeared there again

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately this time LM cheated death!

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately he was only there for the money back :(

[Lady Melanie]

fortunatley Di decided money isnt everything and gave it back.

[Aranel]

Unfortunately she then got a parking ticket and couldn't afford to pay it

(You own Scabbers??!! NOOOO that's so wrong!)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Frtunately death was actully quite nice and offered to pay it for me

(whats wrong with her owning scabbers? I gave him to her)

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly in price of paying for the ticket Di had to be his slave forever(sorry:( )

I want a RAAAAAAAAT!!!mecry mecry mecry

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM came and rescued Di!

(Ill see if I can find you a rat Feebeefi)

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately when Di got back she didn't have a rat to give Fee :(

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee is a patient person;)

[Elfdaughter]

Unfortunatley, ED sat on the rat Di was about to give Fee

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately LM is getting one for her... (and from me :grin: )

[Elfdaughter]

Unfortunately, LM is offline...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately we can just give Fee the rat when she's gone :batty: mwahahaha.... (just kidding, wouldn't do that)

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee got upset when she found out ED sat on her rat(poor little rat)mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry

[Elfdaughter]

Fortunatley, ED found out that she hadn't sat on it, it had just ran out of the way.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly that made Fee more upset thinking about a lost little ratmecry mecry mecry mecry mecry

[Elfdaughter]

Fortunately, Ed put her hand in her pocket, and found it there....