Fortunately...Unfortunately

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee couldn't think of a name for her beloved rat

THANKS ED!!!!!!!!!! *hugs ED*

[Elfdaughter]

lol

Fortunatley, ED could....Hærfæst - it means autumn, since he's as brown as fallen leaves.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee couldn't type that on her keyboardlol

[Elfdaughter]

lol fortunately, ED knew that Fee would come up with a name in her own time! lol

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly ED over-estimates Fee's brainlollollol

[Elfdaughter]

lol lol lol lol forutunatley, ED knows that YB is good at coming up with names!

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately LM cut into ED's and FB's conversation.

[Feebeefi]

fortunatly they didn't mindlol

[Elfdaughter]

unfortunately, that meant that they had to swap!!! lol

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately a change in subject was needed...

[Elfdaughter]

uortunately ED had fencing on her mind

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM was really upset because she now has an extra rat which she got for Feebeefi, to discover that she already has a rat, so she was happy to take on ED in fencing!!!

[Elfdaughter]

:fight: Unfortunately, ED is trained, and easily beat LM.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Feebeefi's rat got squashed in the process so LM could give her a new one

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately Di demanded that the rat be from her too*

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee accepted the rat happily from LM and Di and called it after them.........Lady Diamond(it's female):grin: :grin:

THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aranel]

Unfortunately the RSPCA came along and confiscated the beloved rat

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately it was the wrong rat.

[Elfdaughter]

Unfortunately, ED was putting her foil away, and stabbed the rat.

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Lady Di survived!

[Elfdaughter]

Unfortunately, she had a huge bruise on her back. lol

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee's magical animal powers mended her back!:grin: :grin:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately a curse came over ED for wanting Lady Di dead

[Elfdaughter]

Fortunatley, ED's an elf, so she managed to remove the curse.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the curse only tricked ED into believing it had left

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee removed the curse from her:grin: ;)

[Elfdaughter]

lol

Unfortunately that meant that the spell caster could cast no more spells. pfbbt

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunatley Fee then realised that ED had tried to kill her rat and put the curse back on

[Elfdaughter]

You're doing fortunately!! lol

FORTUNATELY the spell could ony be used once!

[Lady Melanie]

I posted like 30 seconds after you! How was I supposed to know!

Unfortunately that was an old wives tale

[Nessa the Dancer]

That sometimes happens hehe

Fortunatly this particular Old Wife was actually right

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly it didn't work

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately Di came back on and made everything better :grin:

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly she couldn't mend Fee's broken heart:(

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Fortunately she could bring Lady di back to life!!! (what with being so closly linked with death)

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately Lady Di wasn't the same

[Samwise2]

fortunately there are some good doctors and we took di to see one and he placed di into a hospital where di could get some rest and medication.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they wouldn't let Fee see Lady Dimecry mecry and couldn't find a doctor to mend Fee's broken heartmecry mecry mecry mecry mecry

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately Lady Di recovered pretty quickly and was soon her old self again and played a lot with Scabbers!

[Samwise2]

unfortunately di only had a short recovery and was place back into hospital for a short time and it made fee cry again (sorry fee)

(I hate doing unfortunately )

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Lady Di went to hospital to have little rats(Scabbers is the dad)that were adorable!!!!:thumbs:

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately one didn't make it. mecry

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly the other 9 did!:grin:

[Glorfindel]

Unfortunatly a cat ate one of the nine mecry

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly it choked and cughed it back up(alive and well):thumbs: :grin: :grin: :grin:

Anyone want a rat?

[Glorfindel]

Unfortunately their house was destroyed by a hurricane

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately they claimed from insurance!

[Elfdaughter]

Unfortunately, they couldn't find a new home...

[Evenstar]

Fortunately there was a convenient forest and they all made flets (like the elves do!!!) or are they called talans? :huh:

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly there was a big hurricane and it blew them all down:( :(

[Aranel]

Fortunately a friendly hobbit donated his hobbit hole (as he was moving to Rohan)

(And I think they're called flets...)

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly it wasn't big enough for Fee and all her pets and clones:(

[Aranel]

Fortunately they were able to dig an extension

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly when they moved in it collapsed on Fee:( :( :(

[Aranel]

Fortunately, she was dug out by a brave little hobbit with big blue eyes and curly dark hair...

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly it wasn't who Fee hoped it waslol;)

[Aranel]

Fortunately he was friends with Frodo and introduced him to Fee!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly it was Frodo's secret brother:( :( :(

[Aranel]

Fortunately the real Frodo appeared and asked for Fee's hand in marriage!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly(why do I keep getting these?lol)a loony fan of his came rushing along and statted to beat up Fee:(

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately Pippin came and beat up the fan.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly(for Pip and us)the fan kidnapped him and took him away:( :(

[Aranel]

Fortunately he escaped with the aid of an eagle

(And I kept getting the unfortunatelys before!)

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly orcs shot the eagle and it crashed with Pipmecry mecry mecry mecry mecry :( :( :( :( mecry

[Aranel]

fortunately all eagles come equipped with parachutes

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they had holes in them:(

[Aranel]

Fortunately the backup parachutes were fully operational

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Un fortunately the back up parachutes were still on the eagle.

[Mirkgirl]

Fortunately another eagle saved him at the last second.

[Aranel]

Unfortunately it was an evil eagle

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee shot it down;)

[Aranel]

Unfortunately it wasn't quite dead...

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Fortunately, she had hit a wing, so it couldn't fly.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

Unfortunately Pippin and the fan fell to their death cos the eagle died mecry

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee knows first aid so she ran and saved Pippin :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, he had fallen so far that he was crushed to complete oblivion and beyond aid, so he died anyway. :(

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly we found out it was a Pippin clone and the real one came along!:grin:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, he had seen his dead clone and went into shock.

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly he was then surrounded by gorgeous women(us:grin: ;) )and he recovered quicklylol :thumbs:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, it was beginning to get dark and none of them had any food or shelter.

[Eowyn of Ithilien]

Fortunately, there happened to be a small shack nearby, so those gorgeous women started to drag Pippin towards it.

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, they didn't know there was a mud sinkhole right in front of them on the way, and they all fell in, except Pippin, and started drowning. *Help me!!!*

[Samwise2]

Fortunately the sink hole was only so deep and they all droped out onto a solid floor and a path which they follow and it brought them out on the otherside of the shack , merry called out to pippin to wake up and to come over to where they are standing, pippin snap out of the trance and ran over to where standing and they all started to walk away from the shack, pippin looked behind to see that the shack was nothing but a pile of rottening wood with grass all over it .

hope it not too long

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, a giant horrible monster with many eyes lived in the rotting pile of wood with grass all over it that might pass as a shack, and the screams of the women who had been trapped in the mud sinkhole had awakened it. Now it came out and grabbed Merry, meaning to take him back to it's hiding place and eat him.....

[Aranel]

Fortunately the animator suffered a cardiac arrest and died before he could finish animating the monster...

Ahem. Sorry, went a bit Monty Python there. Withdrawal symtoms...

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly the monster was still very horrible and dangerous

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately LM then appeared and destroyed the monster.

[Evenstar]

Unfortunately the monster's mother wasn't too happy about that.

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately the monsters mother hadn't been drawn either

[Aranel]

Unfortunately an evil mastermind had a cunning plan for acquiring some cells and ink with which to animate the monster's mother

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee nicked all his ink

[Aranel]

Unfortunately this made him rather angry and he plotted to get revenge

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee has lots of bodyguards that protect her and her friends

[Samwise2]

unfortunatly they found a way of getting their revenge,they planted a spy in the home of fee and they reported that a 8.00 at night they have their dinner so they plan to put sleeping powder into the food and then attack them.

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee knew about this and planned a fake *sleep* so they could attack them

[Samwise2]

unfortunatly fee was very tired from all the dancing and dining that she feel into a deep sleep and didn't hear the attack start

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee's hobbit army turned up in time and killed a lot of them

[Aranel]

unfortunately the survivors regrouped and reinforcements arrived in the form of an orc army!

[Eomund]

Fortunatley hobbits did the same and startred firing arrows

[Aranel]

Unfortunately the orcs had really good shields

[Eomund]

Fortunatly a catapult destroyed most of them in time.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly the ones left came and tried to kill Fee:(

[Samwise2]

Fortunatly for fee her knight in shinning armor came along and killed all the orcs and drove all the others away.
The knight got down off his horse and the hobbits and fee stepped back with fright as the knight removed his helmet , they all gasped with delight as it was the old gaffer with a big smile on his face.
They had big party in the shire and the party trees was lit up in many colour's, there was endless food and music for all

[Eomund]

Unfortunatley orcs fired the knight full of arrows.

[Aranel]

Fortunately he was wearing a mithril shirt (which he may or may not have borrowed from Frodo) and was unharmed

[Eomund]

Unfortunetly mithril shirt was destroyed by golden flames.

[Aranel]

Fortunately they had a fire extinguisher to hand, and the orcs had no more arrows

[Evenstar]

Unfortunately the orcs then managed to kidnap Fee and demanded a ransom.

[Eomund]

Fortunetly they said that wanted 1 gold coin and that was such a little ransom.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they found out Fee has a lot of people who love her and demanded a LOT more:(

[Eomund]

Fortunatley Fee escaped... lol

[Aranel]

Unfortunately, whilst running away, Fee ended up in a fire swamp populated by Rodents of Unusual Size

(Sorry - watched the Princess Bride last night! lol )

[Eomund]

Fortunatley it started to snow.....

[My Preciousss]

unfortunately, fire swamp+snow=boiling water! Fee was scalded...OWWW :elfeek:

[Eomund]

Fortunatley soon weather started to freeze... (it was about -28 Celsius) lol lol lol

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee got stuck in a load of ice and got hypothermia

(Thanks you guyslol)

[Eomund]

Fortunatley sun came out and melted the ice and Fee felt better...

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly the sun went in and it started to rain and Fee caught the flu

[Samwise2]

Forunatly fee was well loved by all her friend's that she got the best treatment by all and was getting better as the days went by

[Eomund]

Unfortunetly many of her friends died....

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately the evil ones only died!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they were only clones and the real evil friends turned up to kill Fee:( :( :( :( :(

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately they mistook a clone of Fee for Fee and killed it instead!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunalty that was Fee's faveourite clone who could do anythingmecry mecry mecry mecry mecry mecry

[Aranel]

Fortunately Aranel was on hand to make a brand new, identical replica clone from MELI!

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the clone didnt last very long

[Samwise2]

Fortunately they still had the sample of the clone and could test it to see why it failed , and where able to make a brand new clone of mel.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly they couldn't find out what went wrong:(

[Eomund]

Fortunatley they could make a new clone again if needed.

[Aranel]

Unfortunately Aranel got a cold and had to go to bed, so was unable to hang around to make clones :( :sneezy:

We hatess being ill preciousss!

[Eomund]

Fortunatley Aranel cured of everything and strted to make clones.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Aranel still wasn't completely well and germs got into the batch

[Eomund]

Fortunatley at last Aranel got so well as it hadnt been ill....

[Aranel]

Unfortunately she then had to prepare 2 scientific reports a presentation and a seminar, and had no time to make clones

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Aranel's friends jumped in and helped her;)

[Eomund]

Unfortunatley they were all killed....

[Inwë Carnesîr]

fotunately she had lots of other plans, and they could come help

[Samwise2]

Unfotunately not all her plain went the way they where ment to and she had to think them , which took her all night to do and she so tired the next morining she didn't hear the people calling her , and they went away thinking she had left to put the plain into affect.

[Feebeefi]

Luckily Fee is clumsy and tipped over her sleepijg body which woke her up

[Eomund]

unfortunatley someone threw a rock into her head and she fainted... lollollol

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee brought her round

[Eomund]

unfortunetly fee also fainted......

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately only for a few seconds

[Eomund]

unfortunatley then again for 3 years...

[Diamond of Long Cleeve]

fortunately the doctor was wrong and it was only for two years

[Eomund]

unfortunatley the doctor was still wrong for all his patients died...

[Lady Melanie]

fortunatley the doctor was arrested for malpractice. :nono:

[Samwise2]

unforunatley the doctor got away and dissapeared out of the sight of the elves and this left the company feel as if things where falling apart

[Hunter]

fourtunutly another doctor appeared out of no where and saved the day! ;)

[Evenstar]

unfortunately he wasn't a medical doctor

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately he knew something about medicine

[Hunter]

unfortuneatly it was death medicine from a letal injection :rolleyes:

[Evenstar]

Fortunately someone found an antidote.

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately it was the wrong antidote!

[Hunter]

fortuneatly the poison+the antidote made a cure! :)

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately a snake popped out of nowhere and bit frodo

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly it wasn't a poisonus snake

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately another poisonous snake appeared and bit Legolas

[Samwise2]

Fortunately because elven blood of legolas ,the snake vemon has no effect on him and he was able to give froddo a drink of a elven medication to help with the snake bite, and after they both sat in near the water fall and ate and talked.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly Frodo fell under the waterfall and got soaking wet.

[Eomund]

fortunatley the forest was burning so he could dry himself...

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately their clothes caught on fire

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunalty they both fell under the waterfall and so the fire in their clothes was put out.

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately there was a water monster in the water

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly it was a nice water monster

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately the water monster (although nice) ate their clothes

[Samwise2]

Fortunately for them they had a fresh supply of clothing , to which they quickly got dressed and then found the water monster something better to eat then clothes

[Lady Melanie]

Unfortunately the spare clothes were soaking wet

[Eomund]

Fortunatley the forest was still burnin...

[YayBoromir!]

I didn't know this thread had been going on for so long! ^_^

Unfortunately a flaming branch creaked, and was about to fall on top of them...

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately it hit the water instead of them

[Samwise2]

unfortunaley as the branch fell it took the bag of clothes with it , and all they could do was watch it float dowm the river hooked on the branch

[Eomund]

fortunatley they had a ship to follow it...

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately their ship sprung a leak..

[Eomund]

fortunatley the whole word was burning and that had dried all water on earth...

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately for Eomund his last statement was not true!

[Xgurl]

fortunately they found another ship..

[Eomund]

unfortunatley it was leaking...

[Xgurl]

fortunately they reached land...

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately it was inhabitaded by cannibals

[Eomund]

fortunatley they had many weapons...


(unfortunatley no gunpowder...)

[Hunter]

ufortuneatly they were all plastic swords and guns! :p

[Xgurl]

fortunately they had pointy sticks...

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately the points broke off the pointy sticks

[Xgurl]

fortunately they found some razors

[Samwise2]

Unfortunately they didn't have any rope to tie the razor's to the sticks

[Lady Melanie]

Fortunately gandalf was with them so he just zapped them on

[Hunter]

unfortuneatly gandalf zapped aliens into the atmosphere! :mmmm: :blush:

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately they were friendly aliens!

[Samwise2]

unfortunately there was a very nasty aliens who was able to mix a hate potion which he sliped into the nighty meal and once all the other aliens ate it they turned nasty and started to attack the people of middle earth.

(and by the way how did we go from cannlbals to aliens )

[Lady Melanie]

(no idea)
fortunately gandalf drove them off

[Hunter]

unfortuneatly they jumped on gandalf and tore him the shreads :o

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately they only tore his clothes to shreds and not him!

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Fee arrived on the scene with a load of people trying to kill her

[Samwise2]

Fortunatly for fee there was also some of her where friends coming up from over the hill to help fight off all the people trying toi kill her

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, there was a ravine in the way that none of them could leap over and it would take them hours to climb down and back out again.

[Onilalle]

Fortunately the ravine suddenly turned into a path for some reason and they were all able to walk across.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly when they were halfway across the path turned back into a ravine and they fell down it.

[Erebwen Cristaer]

*Yeah! I finally get a "Fortunate" turn!!!*

Fortunately, there was an invisible bridge in the ravine (like the one in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade), and they were all able to cross in safety! :)

[Samwise2]

unfortunately for them there was another ravine just a few metres away and they had to walk 40 miles to the next bridge that was guarded by a very nasty orch who hated everyone.

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Fortunately, the evil orc had been watching too much Monty Python and aspired to be just like the Black Knight, so the most he could do was nibble at their ankles as they passed by. lol

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately another band of really evil orcs appeared over the horizon

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Fee had a laod of chocolate so they went back to kill their evil masterlol

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately the chocolate ran out on the way back

[Samwise2]

Fortunately fee had some magic gummi bears in her back pac, which she threw at the evil orcs , which thet grab up and stuffed into their mouth but what was magic about them once the orcs placed them into their mouths they started to swell up causing them to throw themselfs on the ground grabing at their throat trying to get the gummi bears out and while they where doing this fee and friends got away.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the magic effect of Fee's gummi bears lasted only a few minutes and after that a very big bunch of very angry orcs went after Fee and her friends.

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly they had gained a lot of waeight from the sweets so they were really really slow

[Mettare]

Unfortunately Fee & Friends didn't know that gummi bears' magic had lasted only a few minutes and that the orcs were after them, so they sat down to have a picnic.

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately the orcs couldnt find them after they sat down in the long grass

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly being the idiot she is Fee poked her head out of the long grass and was seen by the orcs

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately the orcs didnt have very good eyesight and didnt see her

[Mettare]

Unfortunately their hearing was better than their eyesight and they could hear Fee & Friends laughing.

[Lady Melanie]

Welcome Mettare!
Fortunately it wasnt the friends laughing it was a group of faeries

[Mettare]

Thanks! veryhappy

Unfortunately Fee & Friends had also heard the faeries laughing and stood up from the long grass to see who's there, so that the orcs who had moved closer to the laugher could see them despite their very bad eyesight.

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly Harry Potter arrived and lent them his invisability cloaklollollollol

Welcome Mettare!! :wave:

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the orcs had Marauder's Map. :evil:

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately buckbeak the hippogriff arrived and the friends were able to escape from the orcs on him

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the orcs had a helicopter.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly it was broken

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Buckbeak was ill so he had to set dpwn near the orcs

[Mettare]

Fortunately the orcs were too concerned with repairing their helicopter to notice that.

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately they were quite good mechanics and fixed the helicopter before the friends could get away

[Samwise2]

Fortunately for our friend, one of their aparty found a part for the helicopter and they put it in there pocket so when the orcs took off in the heilcopter they only got a short distance and the fell out of the sky and crashed into the tower of Orthanc and caused a big fire which made Saruman very mad at them.

[Feebeefi]

Unfortunatly Saruman found the friends

[Mettare]

Fortunately he just wanted to invite them to a dinner-party in Isengard.

[Lady Melanie]

unfortunately someone had stolen all the food

[Vorneniel]

fortunatly the thief were found with gold that they had recently stolen, so the friends could buy lots more food

[Mettare]

Unfortunately there were no shops open in the neighbourhood.

[Vorneniel]

fortunatly, they were able to hitchhike to the nearest town with a shop...

[Samwise2]

Unfortunatly it was a pubis hoilday and all the shop where shut up for the day and the nearest shop's where across the sea

[Feebeefi]

Fortunatly the agles owed them a favour so they flew them accross the sealol

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the shop-keeper there refused to sell them any chocolate. mecry

[Lady Melanie]

fortunately they didnt want chocolate at that moment

[Vorneniel]

un fortunatly, that moment didn't last long enough

[Mettare]

Fortunately the shop-keeper was happy to give them chocolate for free. lol

[Samwise2]

unfortately the chocolate was off it was all white and crumbly amd when they tryed to break off any it just fell to bits

[Mettare]

Fortunately there grew two chocolate trees near-by, one of which produced dark chocolate bars and the other one white chocolate bars. :grin:

[Samwise2]

unfortunately the chocolate was sour and tasted like mud and when they ate it they choke on it and had to run to the nearest stream and wash their mouyhs out before they where sick everywhere.

[Mettare]

Fortunately the water of that river tasted like and had the some effect as miruvor. veryhappy

[Samwise2]

Unfortunately the water was frozzen solid and they had to use a axe to break but they left most of the weapons at the top of the path as they where to heavey to carry everywhere

[Mettare]

Fortunately while they were trying to figure out how to break the ice, spring came and the ice melted itself.

[Eomund]

Unfortunatley the spring brought a rather nasty tornado with it and much melting water...

[Samwise2]

Fortunatley for the group they had a magic cape that they all hid under from the tornado and the ice water from the river .

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the strong wind blew their cape away.

[Eomund]

Furtunatley they had a new one...

[Mettare]

Unfortunately before they could hide under it, the REALLY strong wind blew them away.

[Eomund]

Fortunatley, the wind stopped blowing...

[Mettare]

Unfortunately by that time the wind had carried them away to an unknown location.

[Eomund]

Fortunatly they had a map...

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly it wasn't a map of the unknown location