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Eomund
July 22nd,2004, 11:27 AM
Fortunately they had another...
Mettare
July 22nd,2004, 03:50 PM
Unfortunately that unknown location was on no map.
Eomund
July 22nd,2004, 04:39 PM
Fortunatley they found a drawn map on the ground
Mettare
July 31st,2004, 09:46 PM
Unfortunately then came a breeze and blew the drawing away.
White Lady of Rohan
August 1st,2004, 12:57 AM
Fortunately they took a picture.
Feebeefi
August 1st,2004, 03:55 PM
Unfortunatly they realised it didnt have any film in
White Lady of Rohan
August 2nd,2004, 03:16 AM
Fortunately it was digital.
King Elessar
August 2nd,2004, 08:08 AM
Unfortunately they found the camera had no memery card.
Evenstar
August 2nd,2004, 03:14 PM
Fortunately a passing chimpanzee sold them a new one.
Mettare
August 2nd,2004, 03:29 PM
Unfortunately there was no free space on that one for more pictures (but there were indeed very cute pictures of the chimpanzee and his family veryhappy )
Feebeefi
August 3rd,2004, 09:36 PM
Fortunatly they managed to delete them to make room for new pics
Mettare
August 6th,2004, 12:09 AM
Unfortunately they had to delete some of those very cute pictures of the chimpanzee and his family. mecry
Feebeefi
August 7th,2004, 09:51 PM
Fortunatly they didn't mind
Cassandria
August 8th,2004, 07:18 PM
Unfortunately by this time the map had been walked on and erased.
Mettare
August 9th,2004, 06:16 PM
Fortunately they liked it there. veryhappy
Feebeefi
August 9th,2004, 08:31 PM
Unfortunatly so did a group of Orcs who were passing
Mettare
August 13th,2004, 06:16 PM
Fortunately those were the good orcs. lol
Cassandria
August 15th,2004, 01:58 PM
Unfortunately they were hungry which made them bad again. :o
Feebeefi
August 15th,2004, 07:22 PM
Fortunatly we had lots of food to give them :grin:
Mettare
August 16th,2004, 06:27 PM
Unfortunately they were still hungry after eating all your food. :evil:
Feebeefi
August 16th,2004, 08:25 PM
Fortunatly there was an apple tree nearbylol
Mettare
August 17th,2004, 08:54 PM
Unfortunately it didn't have any apples. :rolleyes:
Feebeefi
August 17th,2004, 09:07 PM
Fortunatly Fee had magic dust which she sprinkled onto the tree and it grew apples again
Mettare
August 18th,2004, 01:25 AM
Unfortunately the orcs ate too many apples and that gave them all a terrible stomach-ache, and they blamed Fee for that.
Feebeefi
August 18th,2004, 08:19 PM
Fortunatly Fee had medicine to make them better
Mettare
August 19th,2004, 11:44 PM
Unfortunately a huge pink angry-looking spider came out of the woods that moment.
Cassandria
August 20th,2004, 02:36 AM
Fortunately as big as it was, ain't no "pink" spider that lives that's dangerous. :)
Zoot
August 20th,2004, 04:04 PM
Unfortunately it wasn't actually pink (and therefore safe), it was in fact the deadly evil green spider, died pink in an effort to attract tourists. :boohoo:
Feebeefi
August 20th,2004, 10:50 PM
Fortunatly it was lonley and came to make friends
Zoot
August 20th,2004, 11:52 PM
Unfortunately you weren't in the mood for making friends so you told it to go away, and it got very angry with you.
Mettare
August 21st,2004, 12:57 AM
Fortunately it was so lonely that instead of killing and eating you, it took you to its lair to drink a cup of tea together. lol
Zoot
August 21st,2004, 03:25 PM
Unfortunately the tea was... POISONED!!!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!! :evil: :flamer: :wicked:
Mettare
August 21st,2004, 09:57 PM
Fortunately they wanted sugar in their tea and sugar quite accidentally neutralized the poison. lol
Eomund
August 22nd,2004, 10:11 AM
Unfortunatlety somee poison (more effective one) flew in the air and landed in the tea
Zoot
August 22nd,2004, 01:05 PM
Fortunately at that moment a large fly flew into the lair and the spider became pre-occupied with trying to digest it, giving you the chance to get away.
Mettare
August 22nd,2004, 08:21 PM
Unfortunately they liked the cosy lair of the spider and were fond of tea, so they didn't leave.
Eomund
August 23rd,2004, 03:38 PM
Fortunatley the spider was killed by the fly...
Aranel
August 23rd,2004, 05:57 PM
Unfortunately the fly found that it liked killing so much that it went on a killing spree
(Zoot - great quote! :thumbs: )
Zoot
August 23rd,2004, 08:02 PM
(Ta. It's funny 'coz it's true... :grin: )
Fortunately the fly had a certain degree of moral dignity and would only kill spiders.
Mettare
August 23rd,2004, 09:57 PM
Unfortunately its eye-sight was bad and it mistook everyone in that lair for spiders.
Eomund
August 24th,2004, 11:52 AM
fortunatley it flew into the wall of the lair and died.
Zoot
August 24th,2004, 01:15 PM
Unfortunately all its fly friends came to mourn it, and they thought you had killed it, and they started to attack you. :o
Feebeefi
August 24th,2004, 09:53 PM
Fortunatly Fee explained what happened and they listened and understood and invited everyone for tea
Zoot
August 24th,2004, 09:58 PM
Unfortunately all the tea you had been drinking made you feel ill. :(
Mettare
August 24th,2004, 11:02 PM
Fortunately the flies were your friends now and gave you a very special elixir that cured all the illnesses of the world. veryhappy
Zoot
August 25th,2004, 10:20 AM
(lol)
Unfortunately the elixir's side effects included making your ears grow to seven times the size and turning your nose green. :o
Elráwien
August 25th,2004, 10:11 PM
Fortunately, now that your ears were so big...you could hear everything that was being said about you.
Zoot
August 26th,2004, 12:33 AM
Unfortunately... you heard the flies whispering mean things about your green nose and you flew into a wild rage. :angry: lol
Elráwien
August 26th,2004, 09:04 PM
Fortunately, the elixir also contained a compound which soothed the wild rage in you.
Aranel
August 27th,2004, 12:26 AM
unfortunately, it made you so calm you attempted to befriend monsters
(and perhaps form a Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms etc... ;) )
Elráwien
August 27th,2004, 05:49 AM
Fortunately, you were so calm, the monsters were confused.
Aranel
August 27th,2004, 03:31 PM
Unfortunately, when they got confused they tended to attack people at random
Zoot
August 27th,2004, 05:33 PM
Fortunately the person they randomly attacked wasn't you. :grin:
Elráwien
August 27th,2004, 05:46 PM
Unfortunately, the person they attacked was so angry that he took you hostage and brought you forth to his king.
Nessa the Dancer
August 27th,2004, 09:57 PM
Fortunatly the king was in a good mood and let you go
Elráwien
August 28th,2004, 07:40 PM
unfortunately, when he let you go - he didn't notice there was a huge gaping hole beneath you - and you fell through!
Feebeefi
August 28th,2004, 08:58 PM
Fortunatly you landed on a pile of cushions
Elráwien
August 29th,2004, 09:07 AM
Unfortunately, you also landed on a foul-smelling orc (who was sleeping on the cushions.)
Zoot
August 29th,2004, 05:36 PM
Fortunately he stayed asleep so you could creep away. :snooze:
Mettare
August 29th,2004, 05:54 PM
Unfortunately the door of the orc's bedroom was locked.
Cassandria
August 29th,2004, 06:33 PM
Fortunately you found an open window and hopped right out of it!
Amithrellas
August 29th,2004, 07:05 PM
Unfortunately, right into a troop of Uruks marching below the window at the time :o
Elráwien
August 29th,2004, 09:58 PM
Fortunately, you had on your cloak of invisibility, so they couldn't see you.
Zoot
August 29th,2004, 10:39 PM
Unfortunately one of the Uruks stepped on the hem of your cloak, and it fell off, and they could all see you!! :o
Cassandria
August 29th,2004, 10:42 PM
Fortunately you also had the one ring and quickly slipped it on your finger became invisable and ran away. :hooray:
Zoot
August 29th,2004, 10:44 PM
Unfortunately when you put the ring on the ringwraiths came for you!!
Sweet Angel of Mercy
August 29th,2004, 10:46 PM
Fortunately, you had a handy torch and bucket of water nearby. ;)
Elráwien
August 30th,2004, 01:15 AM
Unfortunately, the bucket of water broke and all the water splashed on the torch, thereby putting it out!
Cassandria
August 30th,2004, 02:50 AM
Fortunately you knew a spell to cast upon the ringwraiths that scared them far away.
Amithrellas
August 30th,2004, 03:02 AM
Unfortunately, Saruman saw your antics, knew just where to wait for you and cast a spell! :o
Mettare
August 30th,2004, 06:53 PM
Fortunately Gandalf came and reflected the spell back to Saruman. lol
Elráwien
August 31st,2004, 02:50 AM
Unfortunately, Saruman was carrying a mirror which cast the reflected spell back upon you and turned you into a frog.
Cassandria
August 31st,2004, 03:01 AM
Fortunately there was a lake nearby and you swam away!
Elráwien
August 31st,2004, 03:29 AM
Unfortunately, when you were in the middle of the lake, you changed back into yourself and began to sink!
Nessa the Dancer
August 31st,2004, 10:29 AM
That's mean lol
Fortunatly an eagle swooped down and rescued you
Eomund
August 31st,2004, 11:05 AM
Unfortunatly the eagle forgot how to fly and fell into water...
Elráwien
August 31st,2004, 06:30 PM
Ness the Dancer "That's mean" lol he he he lol (Well, it was Saruman's spell after all!)
Fortunately, Gandalf's spell also included the ability to breath underwater!
Cassandria
September 1st,2004, 01:16 AM
Unfortunately, Deagol hadn't come by yet and the ring was there to distract you as you realized the lake was really a fierce river.
Elráwien
September 1st,2004, 01:46 AM
Fortunately, you managed to grab hold of the ring and body surf your way to the riverbank.
Amithrellas
September 1st,2004, 05:35 AM
Unfortunately, the ring slipped back off your finger to the bottom of the river & a squadron of fierce Orc archers was there waiting for you on the edge of the water :o
Eomund
September 1st,2004, 08:05 AM
Fortunatley there were about 10 ithilein Rangers nearby...
Elráwien
September 1st,2004, 07:27 PM
Unfortunately, they had all forgotten to pack their arrows!
Cassandria
September 2nd,2004, 03:40 AM
Fortunately the Orcs took lousy aim and missed you giving you just enough time to swim to safety! :hooray:
Elráwien
September 2nd,2004, 05:17 AM
Unfortunately, when you climbed the riverbank to safety, the ringwraiths spotted you once again!
Nessa the Dancer
September 2nd,2004, 10:14 AM
Fortunatly they were on the other side of the river
Cassandria
September 3rd,2004, 01:04 AM
Unfortunately they were on the winged beasts!
Elráwien
September 3rd,2004, 03:00 AM
Fortunately, you were able to escape into the nearby woods.
Nessa the Dancer
September 3rd,2004, 12:41 PM
Unfortunatly the big bad wolf was waiting for you there
Mettare
September 3rd,2004, 12:56 PM
Fortunately he promised not to harm you if you help him escape the big bad hunter. lol
Cassandria
September 3rd,2004, 02:53 PM
Unfortunately the big bad hunter came through the trees and was there to face you both down. :o
King Elessar
September 3rd,2004, 06:52 PM
Fortunately He forgot his gun
Elráwien
September 3rd,2004, 08:14 PM
Unfortunately, he knew how to stun people (and wolves) and make them frozen with fear when he started singing!
Tári Celebrindal
September 4th,2004, 11:58 AM
Fortunately one of the wolves he used to stun appeared and bit him on the ankle.
Elráwien
September 4th,2004, 11:01 PM
Unfortunately, when the wolf bit him on the ankle, the wolf broke his tooth and was now so mad that he turned on you!
Cassandria
September 6th,2004, 07:26 PM
Fortunately you only received a bruising from being gummed! lol
Elráwien
September 8th,2004, 12:11 AM
Unfortunately, the shock of it all made you forget what you were doing here in the first place.
Cassandria
September 9th,2004, 02:49 AM
Fortunately so did everyone else and you were able to go on your way! :grin:
Elráwien
September 9th,2004, 03:48 AM
Unfortunately, just as you were leaving, an Orc spotted you!
Lady Melanie
September 9th,2004, 09:35 PM
Fortunately you had your weapons with you so you could defend yourself
Cassandria
September 10th,2004, 02:05 AM
Unfortunately you forgot they fizzled away from stabbing the witch king last week.
Mettare
September 11th,2004, 10:52 AM
Fortunately the Witch-King got better and didn't sue you for murdering him. lol
Lady Melanie
September 11th,2004, 10:23 PM
Unfortunately his scars never went away
Elráwien
September 12th,2004, 09:50 AM
Fortunately, you had a scar-removing cream in your bag.
Lady Melanie
September 12th,2004, 04:53 PM
unfortunately there wasnt enough and he still had some scars
Tári Celebrindal
September 12th,2004, 09:07 PM
fortunately legolas appeared and lent you his extra-strength scar-removing cream. :rolleyes:
Lady Melanie
September 12th,2004, 11:15 PM
unfortunately he had used it all up on himself
Tári Celebrindal
September 14th,2004, 03:25 AM
fortunately by that time the witch-king decided that the scars are new fashion statements and the rave was soon picked up by orcs and uruk-hai all around.
Lady Melanie
September 14th,2004, 04:16 PM
unfortunately a hoard of photographers then pitched up to photograph the new trend and the orcs ate them all
Cassandria
September 15th,2004, 01:40 AM
Fortunately they also ate the cameras which destroyed the pictures you didn't want the world to see and gave them indigestion so they laid down and groaned giving you time to slip quietly away...whew! :shhh:
Elráwien
September 15th,2004, 06:41 PM
Unfortunately, you slipped away so quickly and quietly that you found yourself lost in the deep dark forest!
Lady Melanie
September 15th,2004, 10:51 PM
fortunately all the beings in the forest were friendly
Cassandria
September 16th,2004, 02:23 AM
Unfortunately they were too friendly and smiled too many creepy smiles, giving you the willies! :o
Lady Melanie
September 16th,2004, 11:19 AM
fortunately you walked through the forest quickly
Elráwien
September 16th,2004, 08:19 PM
Unfortunately, you walked through the forest so quickly, that you found you had doubled back and ended up in the middle of the forest again!
Lady Melanie
September 16th,2004, 08:28 PM
fortunately this time you met gandalf who walked out of the forest with you so you were safe
Tári Celebrindal
September 17th,2004, 02:28 AM
unfortunately the two of you kept walking and walking and finally gandalf said, "okay, where are we?"
Lady Melanie
September 17th,2004, 09:41 AM
fortunately you had a map of middle earth on you
Elráwien
September 17th,2004, 10:17 PM
Unfortunately, when you had dropped it in the river, it got all wet and was now illegible!
Lady Melanie
September 17th,2004, 11:41 PM
fortunately you had found your way before you dropped the map
Tári Celebrindal
September 18th,2004, 07:04 PM
unfortunately you forgot where you were supposed to go, and gandalf is getting impatient with you.
Mettare
September 18th,2004, 07:49 PM
Fortunately your randomly picked direction took you far, far away from Gandalf. :grin:
Lady Melanie
September 18th,2004, 08:54 PM
unfortunately it also took you to some urak-hai
Tári Celebrindal
September 18th,2004, 11:02 PM
fortunately they just had their mid-day snack.
Lady Melanie
September 18th,2004, 11:36 PM
unfortunately they were still hungry
Eomund
September 19th,2004, 08:27 PM
fortunatley they had no weapons
Tári Celebrindal
September 20th,2004, 02:04 AM
unfortunately the leader of the uruk-hai band realized they could use their hands to torture you!
Cassandria
September 20th,2004, 02:13 AM
Fortunately you had been standing too close to Legolas when he sprayed his teflon and soooo you were too slippery for the uruk-hai to do much harm. :)
Lady Melanie
September 20th,2004, 09:33 AM
unfortunately they were wearing teflon proof gloves
Elráwien
September 20th,2004, 10:27 PM
Fortunately, the gloves were inside out!
Lady Melanie
September 20th,2004, 11:17 PM
unfortunately they were double coated gloves
Cassandria
September 21st,2004, 02:04 AM
Fortunately for you, they had to put them on which took too long and you got away! :hooray:
Lady Melanie
September 21st,2004, 11:16 AM
unfortunately they hopped on motorbikes and chased after you
Elráwien
September 22nd,2004, 07:13 PM
Fortunately, the motorbikes all ran over very sharp twigs. The tires all simultaneously punctured and went flat, leaving you to run away safely!
Lady Melanie
September 22nd,2004, 09:49 PM
unfortunately the urak-hai pulled out skateboards and proceeded to skate after you.
Tári Celebrindal
September 23rd,2004, 05:07 AM
Fortunately you spied a hoverboard hovering in the bushes, and you jumped on it and sped away!
Mettare
September 24th,2004, 06:05 PM
Unfortunately the hoverboard took you back to Gandalf who was very angry at you for leaving him alone in the scary forest. :rolleyes:
Nessa the Dancer
September 24th,2004, 10:47 PM
Fortunatly he eventually saw the funny side of it
Elráwien
September 25th,2004, 09:40 AM
Unfortunately, not before he cast a spell of silence on you!
Lady Melanie
September 26th,2004, 10:15 PM
fortunately you knew sign language and was able to communicate with gandalf
Tári Celebrindal
September 27th,2004, 01:16 AM
Unfortunately gandalf doesn't know sign language and he thought you were flipping him off!
Cassandria
September 27th,2004, 03:00 AM
Fortunately Gandalf has a sense of humor and was rolling on the ground laughing! lol
Elráwien
September 27th,2004, 08:53 AM
Unfortunately, the ground was full of rocks and Gandalf hurt himself when he rolled over a particularly sharp one and blamed you for making him laugh in the first place!
Lady Melanie
September 27th,2004, 10:59 PM
fortunately you were saved from gandalf's wrath by the arrival of the hobbits
Cassandria
September 29th,2004, 03:17 AM
Unfortunately Pippin ran into Frodo, who ran into Sam, who ran into Merry who ran into you, who ran into Gandalf really making him:flamer: and mad!
Elráwien
September 29th,2004, 08:55 PM
Fortunately, Gandalf had to tend to his wounds (ouch) that he forgot what he was mad about!
Mettare
October 1st,2004, 07:59 PM
Unfortunately he still remembered who he was mad at.
Elráwien
October 2nd,2004, 02:13 AM
Fortunately, he didn't care anymore and decided to make tea for everybody.
Tári Celebrindal
October 2nd,2004, 03:42 AM
Unfortunately the tea ran out before Gandalf could give Pippin some.
Cassandria
October 2nd,2004, 03:45 AM
Fortunately Pippin much prefers pints. :)
Erebwen Cristaer
October 2nd,2004, 04:57 AM
Unfortunately, there wasn't an inn or tavern anywhere closer than a full day's walk!
Elráwien
October 2nd,2004, 05:04 AM
Fortunately, Sam had some potatoes with him... and he knew an ancient recipe for making potato tea.
Erebwen Cristaer
October 2nd,2004, 05:24 AM
Potato tea, huh? lol
Well, unfortunately, the potatoes had already gone bad and sprouted, so he only had enough potato for half a cup of tea, which wasn't nearly enough to satisfy Pippin who had missed Elevensies. ;)
Elráwien
October 3rd,2004, 06:49 AM
Fortunately, Merry had a bag full of really good potatoes so Sam was able to make potato tea after all!
Cassandria
October 3rd,2004, 01:51 PM
Unfortunately the potatoes gave them a craving for chips, but they had no oil. :(
Evenstar
October 3rd,2004, 09:40 PM
Fortunately Frodo found a bottle of oil lying discarded at the edge of the road.
Mettare
October 3rd,2004, 10:24 PM
Unfortunately it was motor-oil. lol
Elráwien
October 4th,2004, 02:09 AM
Fortunately, it was edible motor-oil! lol
Cassandria
October 4th,2004, 03:21 AM
pfbbt lol lol
Unfortunately the edible motor oil was used and dirty! lol pfbbt :o
Tári Celebrindal
October 4th,2004, 03:55 AM
Fortunately Merry remembered he had brought a bag of cooked chips! :thumbs:
Nessa the Dancer
October 4th,2004, 03:40 PM
Unfortunatly they were burned to charcole
Elráwien
October 4th,2004, 10:03 PM
Fortunately, the smell of charcoal made Sam think about searching the nearby woods to see if they could find something else to eat!
Lady Melanie
October 4th,2004, 11:40 PM
Unfortunately he ran into a group of hungry wargs instead
Cassandria
October 5th,2004, 01:55 AM
Fortunately they slipped on their drool and he got away! :shhh:
Tári Celebrindal
October 7th,2004, 04:39 AM
Unfortunately he slipped on their drool as well and couldn't stand up because it was all sticky.
Nessa the Dancer
October 7th,2004, 04:06 PM
Ewwwwwwww yuck pfbbt
fortunatly it started to rain at point and all the drool washed away
Tári Celebrindal
October 8th,2004, 11:20 AM
lol
unfortunately the light rain quickly turned into a deluge and the hobbits are in danger of drowning! :elfeek:
Mettare
October 8th,2004, 10:31 PM
Fortunately they found a very nice and cozy tree-house nearby. veryhappy
Lady Melanie
October 8th,2004, 10:41 PM
unfortunately it had no roof
Aranel
October 8th,2004, 11:27 PM
Fortunately they found a waterproof tent lodged between two branches
Lady Melanie
October 8th,2004, 11:43 PM
unfortunately the branches were really thin and soon they had almost bent over from the strain
Aranel
October 8th,2004, 11:47 PM
Fortunately the wind got up and blew the rainclouds away
Cassandria
October 9th,2004, 02:48 AM
Unfortunately it also blew them out of the tree! :o
Tári Celebrindal
October 9th,2004, 07:25 AM
Fortunately they were able to turn the tent into a makeshift parachute and they floated safely back on the ground.
Mettare
October 9th,2004, 07:11 PM
Unfortunately it was wet there. :rolleyes:
Aranel
October 9th,2004, 08:44 PM
Fortunately they were dressed warmly so the wetness didn't make them cold
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 9th,2004, 09:17 PM
Unfortunately, their feet got all wet...and we all know hobbits hate wet feet!! lol
Aranel
October 9th,2004, 09:48 PM
Fortunately a friendly and helpful Ranger arrived to give them some fluffy, hobbit-feet -sized slippers
Lady Melanie
October 9th,2004, 10:48 PM
unfortunately the ranger was actually evil and was planning to kill them in their sleep.
Tári Celebrindal
October 10th,2004, 07:07 AM
Fortunately the hobbits lookes so cute asleep that the ranger's heart melted and decided he'd cook for them instead. lol
Lady Melanie
October 10th,2004, 09:40 AM
unfortunately he was a really bad cook
Cassandria
October 10th,2004, 02:17 PM
Fortunately Hobbits will eat anything. :)
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 10th,2004, 08:28 PM
Unfortunately, the ranger's food was so badly cooked...not even hungry hobbits could eat it!! lol lol
Tári Celebrindal
October 11th,2004, 01:33 AM
Fortunately the ranger figured out that his food tasted horrible so he promised the hobbits to bring them to the nearest inn and feed them there!
Cassandria
October 11th,2004, 01:35 AM
Unfortunately Eowyn was the cook there. lol
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 11th,2004, 10:08 PM
Fortunately, she has developed a massive allergy to cooking spice and utensils, so Eomer was doing the cooking that day! lol
Lady Melanie
October 11th,2004, 11:06 PM
unfortunately the hobbits had no money to pay for the food
Tári Celebrindal
October 14th,2004, 08:33 AM
fortunately Eomer liked the hobbits and said they could have a meal for free!
Lady Melanie
October 14th,2004, 07:46 PM
unfortunately the hobbits ate too much and couldnt move!
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 15th,2004, 09:00 PM
Fortunately, a party of dwarves was passing through nad they had mining trolleys with them, so they offered to carry the hobbits in them! lol
Tári Celebrindal
October 16th,2004, 06:24 AM
unfortunately the trolleys were filled with sharp minerals and they kept poking the hobbits. :(
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 16th,2004, 05:14 PM
lol Fortunately...the hobbits used their Lorien cloaks as makeshift pillows!
Mettare
October 16th,2004, 05:55 PM
Unfortunately the dwarves took them to a mountain inhabited by a dragon. :grin:
Nessa the Dancer
October 16th,2004, 10:31 PM
Fortunatly the dragon was friendly
Tári Celebrindal
October 17th,2004, 05:42 AM
Unfortunately the dragon remembered Bilbo and remembered he wasn't friendly to hobbits! :elfeek:
Lady Melanie
October 17th,2004, 05:27 PM
fortunately he didnt feel like hobbit that day
Tári Celebrindal
October 18th,2004, 01:56 AM
Unfortunately Pippin accidentally stepped on the dragon's tail!
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 18th,2004, 07:32 PM
Fortunately, Pippin wasn't very heavy, so no real harm done! :p
Lady Melanie
October 18th,2004, 11:30 PM
unfortunately sam, the plump hobbit then fell over the dragons tail.
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 19th,2004, 01:48 PM
Fortunately, he didn't land on it!
Lady Melanie
October 19th,2004, 11:34 PM
unfortunately he landed on the dragon who was standing right next to the orignal dragon and that dragon wasnt very happy at all...
Erebwen Cristaer
October 20th,2004, 02:53 PM
Fortunately, the dragon had a dinner date with another dragon that night, and hobbit wasn't on the menu, so the dragon flew off and left the poor hobbits alone.
Tári Celebrindal
October 21st,2004, 03:02 AM
unfortunately, the hobbits did not know how to get out of the cave for the dwarves have left them there.
Amithrellas
October 21st,2004, 03:21 AM
Fortunately, one of the Hobbits had learned from Gandalf that when all else fails, you can follow your nose and thyey escaped from the cave ;)
Tári Celebrindal
October 21st,2004, 05:57 AM
*that's a good one, ami! lol*
Unfortunately, when the hobbits got out of the cave they realized that they didn't know where in Middle Earth they are!
Nessa the Dancer
October 21st,2004, 05:12 PM
Fortunatly they saw someone they could ask.
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 21st,2004, 09:40 PM
Unfortunately, it was an elf and was also, well...lost! lol lol
Tári Celebrindal
October 22nd,2004, 02:50 AM
*would that be a blonde, arrow-shooting heartthrob elf we're talking about? :rolleyes: lol*
Fortunately, the elf has lots of lembas bread.
Amithrellas
October 22nd,2004, 06:07 AM
Unfortunately, the elf only had lembas bread (and more lembas bread...) lol
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 23rd,2004, 02:55 PM
*would that be a blonde, arrow-shooting heartthrob elf we're talking about? :rolleyes: lol*
Hem...however did you guess??? :shhh: :blush: ;) Want to guess his name? :p lol
Fortunately...he was a good hunter-or became one to avoid trhe constant nagging of the hobbits!! lol
Samwise2
October 23rd,2004, 03:58 PM
unfortuntely the constant nagging of the hobbits had got sooooo much, that he started to yell and throw things around hiting each with a big thud causing them to shut up for a while
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 24th,2004, 01:51 PM
Fortunately, he calmed down soon enough! lol And decided to abandon the hobbits as soon as he found his way back to Mirkwood! :p
Lady Melanie
October 24th,2004, 10:52 PM
unfortunately the hobbits followed him and he could not throw them off his trail.
Erebwen Cristaer
October 25th,2004, 01:35 AM
Fortunately, he knew a very good place to hide...
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 25th,2004, 11:48 AM
Unfortunately, the hobbits were able to track him down!
Samwise2
October 25th,2004, 12:15 PM
Fortunately he was able to get the elves to distract them so he could slip away on his horse and left them behind in mirkwood
Lady Melanie
October 25th,2004, 11:03 PM
unfortunately the hobbits caused havoc in mirkwood!
Samwise2
October 26th,2004, 02:37 PM
Fortunatly as he was no longer in mirkwood he missed out on the yelling
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 28th,2004, 05:48 PM
Unfortunately, he got to hear the...EE* from daddy Thranduil when he came back! lol lol
*Extended Edition lol
Lady Melanie
October 28th,2004, 11:43 PM
Fortunately he didnt have his hearing aid in at that moment.
Tári Celebrindal
October 29th,2004, 01:21 AM
Unfortuantely he could see how red daddy Thranduil was getting. verymad
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 29th,2004, 01:57 PM
Fortunately, elves do not normally get strokes or heart attacks when very upset, so he didn't really worry too much! :grin:lol
Lady Melanie
October 29th,2004, 11:02 PM
unfortunately elves do get very upset when their sons pretend they cant hear them!
Tári Celebrindal
October 30th,2004, 06:48 AM
Fortunately one of the hobbits (they were still there) ran in front of Thranduil which distracted him.
Ithildiel Noldoran
October 30th,2004, 08:22 PM
Unofrtunately-for the hobbits-Thranduil was so upset that he ordered them to be thrown into the dungeons for distracting him! :elfeek:
Samwise2
October 31st,2004, 07:36 AM
fortunately Thranduil had a forgiving heart aand forgave the hobbit telling them , "you must leave here and go home " to this the hobbits agree and they packed there things and headed home with a song in their heart.
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 1st,2004, 11:14 AM
Unfortunately, his lenience did not extend to the behaviour of his son and he had him confined to quarters for pretending he couldn't hear him! lol
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 12:17 PM
Fortunatly, his son knew the guards well, so they let him go free.
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 1st,2004, 12:39 PM
Unfortunately, this resulted in Thranduil's punishing the guards, as well-when he found out what they had done! ;)
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 12:47 PM
Fortunately, Thranduil went easy on the guards, as they had saved his life from one of those horrid Mirkwood spiders the year before....
*shiver*
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 1st,2004, 01:09 PM
Unfortunately, he wasn't as easy on his son, who had persuaded the guards to disobey him and he put him back in confinement!
*hate spiders...shudders along with Erebwen**
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 01:16 PM
Fortunately, the worst punishment he could think up for his son at the moment was a day's confinement in his room, which gave him time to do his hair and freshen up for the next series of manic events.... :grin:
Cassandria
November 1st,2004, 01:37 PM
Unfortunately he ran out of teflon and had an "AAAKKK" attack.
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 01:53 PM
Fortunately, at that moment, his father forgave him and brought him more....
Cassandria
November 1st,2004, 02:01 PM
Unfortunately the spray can was defective and exploded all over him and everything else sticking him to the drapes where he could no longer move. lol
Erebwen Cristaer
November 1st,2004, 02:14 PM
Fortunately, the Hobbits (still running amuck in Mirkwood) happened to be passing by and they cut him free. :grin:
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 2nd,2004, 01:48 PM
Unfortunately-and despite their rescuing him from a fate worse than death,lol-he wasn't too happy to see them, not having forgotten the trouble they had aready caused him!
Cassandria
November 3rd,2004, 01:47 AM
Fortunately he was mind melded by Frodo's big blue eyes and forgave them. lol
Tári Celebrindal
November 3rd,2004, 03:10 AM
Unfortunately the hobbits decided to drag him off into another (mis)adventure.
Cassandria
November 3rd,2004, 03:16 AM
Fortunately he had the time of his life!
Tári Celebrindal
November 3rd,2004, 03:35 AM
Unfortunately, he was getting a few grey hairs because the hobbits were too mischievous! :elfeek:
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 3rd,2004, 11:46 AM
Fortunately, he soon remembered elves do not get grey hairs...it was in his imagination! :grin:
Tári Celebrindal
November 4th,2004, 03:30 AM
Unfortunately, the hobbits did think he has grey hair and they started pulling his "grey" hair out! :elfeek:
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 4th,2004, 12:16 PM
lol Fortunately he was able to stop them WITHOUT having to shoot them!
Cassandria
November 5th,2004, 01:16 AM
Unfortunately Frodo stepped on his toes while trying to reach one way up top.
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 5th,2004, 01:49 PM
Fortunately, they were attacked by giant spiders, so Legolas forgot his sudden urge to...hurt Frodo!lol
Cassandria
November 6th,2004, 12:33 AM
Fortunately Frodo had Sting and remembered what happened last time he tangled with a spider, so he went bizerk and saved the day!
Tári Celebrindal
November 6th,2004, 05:06 AM
Unfortunately Legolas was unappreciative because Frodo accidentally hacked some of his hair off! :elfeek: lol
Cassandria
November 6th,2004, 02:24 PM
Fortunately Legolas could not resist Frodo's big blue eyes and forgave him. :)
Ithildiel Noldoran
November 6th,2004, 04:59 PM
Unfortunately, prior to forgiving him, Legolas had shaved all of Frodo's hair off with his long knives...for retribution! lol lol
Erebwen Cristaer
November 7th,2004, 12:40 AM
Fortunately, Frodo was looking for a new look anyway! ;)
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