Fortunately...Unfortunately

[Samwise2]

unfortunately a very cold wind blew up from the mountains and froddo didn't like his new hair cut anymore !

[Tári Celebrindal]

Fortunately he saw that Pippin has lots of hair to spare! :elfeek:

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, Pippin was jealous of Frodo's wonderful bald look and decided to copy that idea, throwing all of his hair over a cliff where Frodo couldn't get it. :(

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, an updraft of wind blew the hair back over the top of the cliff, and Frodo caught it.

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, he couldn't catch enough to do him any good at all and the rest of it all blew away over the mountain, never to be seen again....

[YayBoromir!]

Fortunately, the bit that he did catch was enough to use to give him sideburns. lol This is so random!

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunateyl, sideburns looked horrible on him and the other hobbits couldn't stop laughing! lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Fortunately, he felt a lot cooler because of his bald head and sideburns, unlike the other hobbits who were feeling uncomfortable because it was getting hot.

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, the other hobbits got jealous and shaved their heads off as well, so it was impossible-almost-to tell them apart!:elfeek:

[Cassandria]

Fortunately Legolas had a black magic marker and wrote their initials on top of their bald heads. lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

*oh no, now we've got bald hobbits in Middle Earth! :elfeek: roflmao *

Unfortunately the hobbits found out that it was a permanent magic marker!

[Cassandria]

Fortunately they had been eating Lembas and their hair grew back within a day. :) whew!

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

roflmao

Unfortunately, their hair DIDN'T grow back where the marker had written! ;)

[Cassandria]

lol lol Oh, Ithil that gave me a good laugh! lol

Fortunately it started a new fad so all was well!!! :)

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

lolGlad you liked it, Cass!lol

Unfortunately, they had to get out of Mirkwood before the new fad could be started! :p And we all know how...easy:fanboy:that can be! lol

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the Woodland Elves found them and helped them out. :)

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, they started laughing uncontrollably when they saw the new "hip" hobbit hairdos! :p

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the Hobbits have a great sense of humor and laughed with them. lol lol

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, all that laughter attracted the spiders from the forest!:elfeek:

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the spiders were rolling around the forest floor laughing also! lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately the spiders were rolling too much that the hobbits were in danger of getting rolled on!

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Fortunately, the elves were bigger than the Hobbits and they led them out of danger of being rolled on by the giant Mirkwood spiders.

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately, the elves didn't know they were allergic to spider hair!

[Mettare]

Fortunately their allergic reaction to spider hair was that they forgot all their troubles and became very happy.

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, the spiders decided to take advantage of the elves' allergic reaction-uncontrollable laughter,lol- and attacked them!:elfeek:

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the Hobbits had Sting and their barrow swords and killed all the spiders. :o

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately, because the hobbits enthusiastically fought the spiders, everyone was covered in spider-goo! lol

[Cassandria]

Fortunately it was Gumi Spider Goo and tasted really yummy!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Eeewww...:o
*Tári stares at her monitor in shock and couldn't catch any train of thought for several minutes*
Cass!!! Gumi Spider Goo! roflmao

Unfortunately it was strawberry-flavored and Elves don't like strawberry. :elfeek: lol

[Cassandria]

lol lol Always glad to tickle ya Tári! lol lol

Fortunately the Hobbits used their swords to cut the Goo off everyone and store it for rations. mmmmm (and it was really cherry flavor! :grin: )

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

lolUnfortunately..a little down the road they got tired of gumi spider goo-even cherry flavoured one!lol

[Tári Celebrindal]

Fortunately, they met another spider! :elfeek:

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, it was a regular spider...with regular...gooey goo!lol

[Zoot]

Fortunately you smushed it, and then ran off, so the goo didn't bother you. :)

[Samwise2]

unfortunately you didn't smash it hard enough and it slowly got up and started to follow you as you ran off .

[Zoot]

(**shudders** Ew! lol )

Fortunately at that moment Faramir turns up and shoots it... dead. :gofatty:

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately the spider inexplicably burst and everyone got icky spider goo on them! :elfeek: lol

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the spider goo had aloe in it and was really good for the complexion. :cool:

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately Faramir is allergic to aloe and he broke out in spots! :(

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunatly he found satisfaction in popping spots and thus found a new way to spend his time!lol

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Eeeek!!:elfeek:

Unfortunately, everyone else found this pastime somewhat...annoying! ;)

[Nala Greenleaf]

Fortunatly everyone managed to ignore him and he thus continued to have fun! lol

[Cassandria]

:o Unfortunately it grossed them all out so bad, they had to run! :o

[Tári Celebrindal]

Fortunately, Faramir popped all his spots and decided to run after the hobbits. lol

[Cassandria]

Unfortunately his previous activity upset his tummy so he layed down right there and curled up into a little ball. :(

[Tári Celebrindal]

Fortunately, Eowyn happened to pass by with a bowl of stew! lol

[Cassandria]

Unfortunately he had to eat it. :o

[Nala Greenleaf]

fortunatly he came up wuth a lame excuse not to!

[Tári Celebrindal]

Unfortunately, the hobbits smelled the stew and wanted to have some! :o lol

[Cassandria]

Fortunately Hobbits can eat anything. lol

[Elrond]

unfortunately, their allergic to Eyown's stew!

[Cassandria]

Fortunately the Hobbits ran away and came upon their friends the Ents in the forest of Fangorn. :)

[Nessa the Dancer]

Unfortunatly the Ents forgot that they were friends

[Nereid]

Fortunley the hobbits could bribe them with their pipes and wedd/weed (um, you know what I mean) lol

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, they were not too happy when they realised pipeweed was actually dead plants and started chasing the hobbits!! :o

[Mettare]

Fortunately the Ents soon undestood that they had acted way too hastily and stopped chasing the hobbits to discuss their possibilities and make some plans first.

[Nereid]

Unfortunatly that would take like, a couple of hours or even days!

[Vorneniel]

Fortunatly, the hobbits would waste about that much time eating various meals.

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately...they had run out of food!!:elfeek:

[Nereid]

Fortunately the ents didn't take several hours to make the decide.

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately...it took them a few days!!lol

[Nereid]

Fortunately Tom Bombadill saw them and gave them some food lol

(Em, i hope he is called that on english too)

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, Old Man Willow was at it again, and ol' Tom Bombadillo had to run off before he gave the food to the hobbits. :(

[Vorneniel]

fortunatly, Old Man WIlow had the hobbits again, so it's not like they were going anywhere.

[Nereid]

Unfortunately they where now near death if not someone saved them.

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Fortunately, Old Man Willow was also allergic to Eowyn's stew that a certain elf was resourceful enough to give him...

[Mettare]

Unfortunately the hobbits were so hungry they ate it, too. :rolleyes:

[Nibinaraniel]

Fortunately, they were not allergic...

[Andy]

Unfortunately there was not enough to go round

[Nibinaraniel]

Fortunately, The Hobbits were able to find some fruits

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, we ALL know what happens when you eat too much fruit and the Hobbits just couldn't stop themselves :shhh:

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Fortunately, not much can make a hobbit sick-in terms of food, of course!:p

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, that doesn't mean they don't get... loose stools lol

[JemFinch]

Fortunately, most hobbits have toilets.
Oh boy, this is ridiculous. lol :p

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, not out in the Old Forest roflmao lol

[JemFinch]

AMI!!! :trout: lol You're just the bringer of bad news..I shall call you stormcrow. lol
Fortunately, Gandalf was a plummer, so he was able to install toilets.
:rolleyes: Oh, the idea. roflmao roflmao

[Nibinaraniel]

Unfortunately, they would not work....

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol have mixed up images of Gandalf and Roto-Rooter in my head
Fortunately.... Tom Bombadil was concerned over the environmental impact on the Withywindle -- so he called in MEPA (Middle-Earth Protection Agency lol) and got them to work ;)

[Erebwen Cristaer]

Unfortunately, the Hobbits had left by that time, trying to find their way back to Brandy Hall.

[Mettare]

Fortunately they met many nice people on the way.

[Ladypain]

Unfortunately those nice people were from MEPA and they weren't nice to those who happened to threaten the environment.

[Aranel]

Fortunately, they decided that the hobbits could be let off if they helped start a recycling scheme to make up for it

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, some Orcs came thru and made a mess of things again! :o

[Mettare]

Fortunately the MEPA people knew how to handle orcs.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, they couldn't decide the best way to dispose of Orc by-products after the fray :huh:

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Elrond had heard of all the trouble and came to rescue. :grin:

[Arsolath]

unfortunately, he was killed in the rescue mission.

[Ladypain]

( :o ) Fortunately Gandalf ressurected him.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Gandalf didn't make a very good job of it :elfeek: mixing up some of Elrond's bits in the process...

[Arsolath]

fortunately this made elrond stronger

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Galadriel was jealous that she wasn't picked for the rescue mission instead of Elrond :rolleyes:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Gandalf modified her memory so she forgot about it all.

[Amithrellas]

roflmao lol

Unfortunately, such spells do not stick with such a powerful Elf -- so then she was doubly put out :p
1.) for not being picked and 2.) for having a J.K. Rowling-ish kind of spell put on her

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Galadriel was in Valinor at that time and during her journey to Middle-Earth she had enough time to calm down.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, she heard Celeborn talking about it and threw a tantrum.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, they were still at sea when it happened, and Celeborn was the only one who Galadriel was able to be mad at.

[Peppyy]

Unfortunately, Galadriel was REALLY mad and she pushed him into the sea :grin:

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Celeborn managed to climb back to the ship and hide himself from Galadriel.

[Peppyy]

Unfortunately, when he climbed back on the deck, he sliped, fell, and broke his leg.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, he was a fast healer and after drinking a lot of miruvor he even stopped feeling the pain.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Celeborn didn't hear people screaming to abandon ship when it crashed into an iceberg and began to sink

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, he found doors floating on the water.........so he saved himself

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, it was really cold there. :p

[Peppyy]

fortunately, he had warm clothes

[Sirion]

unfortunately, they were soaked with water.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, he was drifting south. :grin:

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, he was still so far north, and drifting so slowly, his clothes began to freeze solid. :o

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, some ppl came in a boat, rescued him and gave him hot cocoa lol

[Elrond]

Unfortunately, the cocoa was poisoned.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, the poison had such curious and unusual effects that Celeborn gained the ability to fly. :grin:

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, the archers on the boat were not a bright lot... they thought Celeborn was a winged beast or something and shot him :blink:

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, he had armour underneath his clothes, so the only thing he got was a scratch. And then an eagle came and carried him to he land.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, when the eagle made to drop Celeborn onto a tree, but it missed and Celeborn fell into a fire which Aragorn and Arwen were using to have a 'romantic' camping meal in the woods alone.

[Peppyy]

fortunately, he roll over and got only one small burn, which arwen, his grand-daughter, healed.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Aragorn was so mad that Celeborn received treatment from Arwen and he never did because Elrond never allowed it, he picked Celeborn up and threw him into a fire and stabbed him with Anduril.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, in his madness he had grabbed a cucumber instead of his sword. lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Celeborn still got a bad bruise and at that moment, Eowyn came along, thumped him on the head and screamed, "I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY OF THAT SHE-ELF PROSTITUTE'S KIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Eowyn fainted, and Aragorn healed Celeborn.........

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, Arwen was not too happy with Eowyn's presence and tried to drag her away.

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Éowyn woke, and the punched Arwen in her face with fist :p

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, that's no way for a lady to behave :nono: neither is name calling :rolleyes: So Galadriel showed up to remind them :p

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Eowyn decided to ask Galadriel for cooking advice, so the two of them walked away chatting happily.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, when Galadriel tried Eowyn's stew, she vomited and when she fainted, she fell on Eowyn, and was so heavy that Eowyn couldn't move (and Arwen didn't want to help either!).

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Aragorn came, said to Éowyn:"My fair lady, I will help you.", and then thew Galadriel away (ouch) and gently lifted Éowyn from the ground..... lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately (for Eowyn that is, not me!!! lol ), Arwen was so jealous that she cried, Aragorn went over to comfort Arwen, and dropped Eowyn on the floor again!

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, then Éowyn begun to cry too, so Aragorn went to her instead to Arwen lol.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately, Aragorn had had enough of being a tennis ball played between the two women and left on a mission with Faramir.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, he and Faramir saved a village in Mirkwood from being burnt by a new dragon from the Lonely Mountain.

[Peppyy]

unfortunately, dragon's breath burned their hair :p

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, they didn't mind that much.

[Peppyy]

Unfortunately, all metal things they wore melted on them, so they got really awful burns...........

[Mettare]

Fortunately, the grateful villagers took good care of them.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, they could only clean them up because the medicines had been burnt.

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Aragorn kept some Athelas in the heel of his boot, so he gave that weed to villagers.....

[Sirion]

Unfortunately, the villagers were stupid enough to think the leaves were to be used as an ingredient for their favorite soup.

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, they gave some soup to Faramir and Aragorn... and the soup healed them!

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately it was one of Eowyn's recipes, so they got sick to their stomachs lol

[Mettare]

Fortunately, the Wisewoman of the village knew a spell against it.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately for Faramir and Aragorn the old Wisewoman developed a crush on both Men :naughty:

[Mettare]

Fortunately, that meant they got a special treatment from her which included learning a lot about spells of magic and art of healing.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, the wisewoman tried to kiss both of them at the same time, just when her ex-husband decided to appear! lol

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, the ex-husband carried two(!) women on his arms. He said that he found them unconcious in the woods...... He was looking at them, so he couldn't see deparate attempt of his ex-wife (ya know, she tried to kiss A&F while they slept lol) to draw attention on herself, becaude all she wanted was to re-marry her husband, and she wanted to make him jealous with that (ya know, with kissing A&F) lol ... And you could've never guess who was on his arms....... that were Arwen and Éowyn with serious bruises from fight lol And A&F woke up because A&É were snorling (sorry for the spelling) :p and they saw that strange scene: the wise woman very, very close to them and her ex-husband with their darlings on his hands lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

That was GREAT Peppyy! lol lol lol lol lol

Unfortunately, Faramir and Aragorn grew angry, knocked out the wise woman and hit her ex husband. Aragorn gave him a bad eye and a bloody nose, Faramir gave him a good punch in the gut but then punched Eowyn by accident and gave her a cut lip.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Faramir had nerve enough to use one of the spells the Wisewoman had taught them and that particular spell transported him and Aragorn out of there to a white sandy beach with light blue sea and palm trees. :grin:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, they didn't have a clue where they were, but found Celebrian, mother of Arwen, which meant that they were in Valinor, and couldn't get back to ME.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, they liked being there and didn't want to get back to Middle-earth. Yet.

[Peppyy]

Unfortunately, at that moment they saw that she is an ilusion... She disappeared....and then they hear a deep, strange voice: "How dare you....you fools..... to come here??? I am Melkor the Great and this is my beach! Mandos gave me this beach as a punishement :p for all the evil deeds I've done.... I can kill you....you maggots lol .. with one single breath....... So run if you like your life!"
A&F began to run and they jumped into the sea and started to swimm to the ME lol
And when they swam about 2000 m, when they couldn't see the shore anymore, a squirrel step out of the bushes and laughed with the strange, deep voice that A&F have heard few minutes before: "Muwahahaha! They ARE fools!" lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Aragorn saw a vision of Beren and Luthien talking to him, and they had told him to swim back instead of forward. Aragorn turned around, but Faramir wasn't so sure, but followed anyway. Luckily, when they turned back to have a look, Melkor was in the sea, but didn't know how to swim.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, when the reached the shore the angry squirrel started throwing nuts and cones at them.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Aragorn collapsed and dreamed of Arwen, and found himself in her arms.

[Peppyy]

Unfortunately, then she slapped him over his face while speaking: "How could you try to kiss the wise woman from the village? *slapped again* And how could you leave me alone with Éowyn? You have no idea what kind of fight she is.... lol "

[Sirion]

Fortunately, A&F realised that all that swimming and angry Arwen was a bad dream - a result of the soup they were served earlier. They both hugged their sweethearts, thanked the wisewoman (already kissing her husband), and departed into the night.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, a random lady from Gondor began to attack Eowyn wildly because she was in love with Faramir. Although Eowyn was good with a sword, she had left it in her mansion in Ithilien and was not good at physical fighting.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, and to everyone's surprise, Arwen leaped in front of Eowyn, send the attacker a killer glance and shouted: "No-one but me is allowed to hurt her!"

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Arwen and the lady in love with Faramir made a deal and started attacking Eowyn together, ripping our her hair and punching her in the face.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Faramir quickly separated them and told the random lady from Gondor that if she wants him, she has to go to the edge of the world and bring him the Magic Pink Stone, and the Lady rushed off to get it.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Elrond decided to pop up and was enraged that Arwen was meeting Aragorn without telling him. :angry:

[Peppyy]

Fortunately Celeborn woke up and realised that all this E&A and F&A story as his crazy dream! It was al because of poisoned cocoa hich was given to him from sailors who rescued him..... And he realised that mad wife, Galadriel is looking him very strange, and above all, very angry! (They are in Lothlórien ;) )

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, Galadriel knew that Celeborn's dream would come true and she ordered him never to sleep again.

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, Galadriel quickly came to her senses and apologized to Celeborn for trying to order him about :p

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Celeborn's dreams did come true!

[Mettare]

Fortunately, they had a happy ending.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Galadriel was jealous that Celeorn's dreams came true and wanted the power for herself, and knocked Celeborn out.

[Sirion]

Fortuantely, Celeborn suffered no brain damage. When he regained his consciousness, he reported his wife to the Lothlorien Anti-Domestic Violence Squad (LADVS)

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately for Galadriel, she had to go thru an extensive anger management course and prove that she could control herself for ever after

[Mettare]

Fortunately, she met a really nice dwarf at that course. :grin:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, it was Gimli in disguise and he tried to take her dress off! lol

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Galadriel was happy to see Gimli again and asked him out for tea and cookies.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Eomer spotted Gimli and took this chance to cut off his head and beard while no one was looking, apart from Galadriel who couldn't do much about it.

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately for Gimli, Haldir realised Eomer had gone off his meds :p and carted him off to the Psych Ward (http://www.warofthering.net/forums/vbulletin225/upload/showthread.php?t=8297) before he could manage any harm. lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Eomer escaped, punched Haldir's lights out and headed towards Faramir, who was kissing his sister, Eowyn.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, he stumbled upon something and fell down, only to wake up a few hours later with an amnesia and Lothíriel kneeling at his side with deep care and concern in her eyes.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Lothiriel was so happy that Eomer had woken up and sobbed uncontrollably.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Eomer managed to calm her down.

[Durin's Bane]

Unfortunately, he still couldn't remember who in Udun she was.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, she want and grabbed a painting of their wedding day, and it was so realistic that Eomer remembered.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, it was way too realistic and Eomer ran head first into a tree in order to forget it. lol

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, he was right around the corner from the LOTR ER (aka Middle Earth Emergency Rooms) (http://www.warofthering.net/forums/vbulletin225/upload/showthread.php?t=8075) and got patched up ;)

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, Lothiriel took it the wrong (or perhaps not so wrong) way and decided to throw herself off a cliff.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Merry and Pippin were playing below the cliff and she fell right on top of them just in time.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately for Merry and Pippin, they got squished and were sent to the LOTR ER, too

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, they managed to heal very quickly.

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately, the LOTR ER ward was burnt down by Uruk-Hai just before they left...

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, the elves of Lothlorien had the ER back up and running in no time ;)

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately Gollum snuck in and slaughtered Merry and Pippin in their sleep. He was looking for the precious. lol

[Amithrellas]

:elfeek: Fortunately, all this carnage was just in Gollum's imaginings :nono: Merry and Pip were happily sharing a brew, gleaned from the flotsam and jetsam of Isengard... which went a long way in helping them feel better after getting squished lol

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately, Pippin accidentally knocks the hot stew all over Merry, who is now back in the emergency ward, due to third degree burns.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, one night Merry fell out of the bed while having a nightmare of eleven dancing oliphants and discovered a HUGE supply of pipeweed under his bed.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, he grabbed them and out came Pippin with a pie and smashed it into his face - he played a prank!

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, Merry loves pie :chef:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, when he tried it, it was a maggot pie.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Fortunatly the maggots were actually quite nice and tasty

[Ithildiel Noldoran]

Unfortunately, they were still alive! :blink:

[Stormcrow]

Fortunately, he never ate them once he realised such. And he then pommelled Pippin, sending him through the window.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, a uruk hai was passing by and decided to take the 'halfling' to Saruman, his master.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, once Merry realised Pippin was in trouble, he rushed to the window and emptied a bucket of something nasty on the unsuspecting Uruk-hai.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, the uruk hai dropped Pippin in a ditch while screaming in agony, which sounded like agonising torture and it was way too deafening for Merry's ears, who fainted.

[Stormcrow]

lol

Fortunately, Gandalf was nearby and he stopped Pippin from falling all the wa down the ditch just before he hit ground and revived Merry as well.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Pippin, being so dumb, mistook him for Saruman, and punched Gandalf's lights out.

[Stormcrow]

Fortunately...Gandalf put up a barrier and blasted Pippin away from him.

"Fool of a Took!" Gandalf screamed in rage. Gandalf then pommelled Pippin into oblivion and left his rotting DEAD body (yes, he is finally dead, no turning back now) in the hole he saved him from falling into, and walked off into the distance cursing.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, the real Saruman spotted Gandalf and sent a balrog after him.

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Gandalf defeated him, and sent him back to the shadow!

[Stormcrow]

All the way back into the abyss!

Unfortunately, *tries to think of something that doesn't involve hurting Gandalf* Merry was dragged into the shadow with the Balrog, by his fiery whip. lol

Thought of one! Yay!

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, Gandalf made a spell, which lifted Merry, and cured him from his burnings, while Balrog was falling into the infinite shadow.......

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately, upon climbing out of the shadowy chasm, Merry slipped on a random rock and fell into it again.

[Peppyy]

Fortunately, he caught for another random rock, and climbed again.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, the Balrog discovered he had wings and flew back up. lol

[Durin's Bane]

Fortunately, there were a bunch of wacked-out Tolkien scholars nearby bickering over whether or not Balrogs had wings, so Gandalf and Merry got away scot-free while the Balrog was showing off his aerodynamic appendages. ;)

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately, those whacked out Tolkein scholars slipped into the abyss, and landed on the Balrog and all burnt to death.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Gandalf brought them back to life.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, the wacked-out Tolkien scholars told Gandalf he doesn't have such power to resurrect the dead and that he has made a HUGE mistake and must pay for it.

[Nessa the Dancer]

Frotunatly Gandalf put forward the suggestion that Balrogs have cloven feet and the scolars were soon too busy discussing this that they forgot all about punishing Gandalf

[Stormcrow]

LOL!

Unfortunately, the Tolkein scholars soon got frustrated with eachother and beat one another to death.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Uh uh, haha.

Fortunately, a very grumpy Gandalf was able to stop them.

[Mettare]

Unfortunately, that reminded them of Gandalf's HUGE crime and they threw him to prison for five hundred years.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, Maias lived for a long time and it seemed like a year to Gandalf.

[Durin's Bane]

Unfortunately, the place was inundated with rats.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Fortunately, he put cast a spell which meant rats could never run come within a mile of him.

[Amithrellas]

Unfortunately (?) that meant having to be a vegetarian lol

[Mettare]

Fortunately, after a decade or so, he discovered there were bats also there, and everybody can appreciate nice crispy roasted batwings. :grin:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, these bats tasted like slugs!

[Amithrellas]

Fortunately, Gandalf was no connoisseur... he didn't have any tastebuds lol So the diet of batwings was enough to sustain him until he made his escape to Rivendell :cool:

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Glorfindel didn't recognise Gandalf as he approached Imladris and asked Elrond to drown him.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Elrond was too busy with something else to do it.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Glorfindel knocked Elrond out at his anger and gathered an army of elven horses to run Gandalf over!

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Gandalf is very good with horses and Glorfindel soon realized they had all sided with Gandalf.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Glorfindel decided to call up the Elves who shot arrows at Gandalf.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Gandalf hopped on a horse and rode away.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, he bumped into Boromir, who was mad at him for not letting him have the ring, and Boromir pounced on him and blew the horn of Gondor in his ear so loud that he was almost deafend.

[Stormcrow]

Fool of a Gondorian!

Fortunately, Gandalf put up a barrier as Boromir blew the horn (which saved his hearing) and then swung around at him and impaled Boromir on the end of Glamdring saying "You are supposed to be dead! Die quickly!" and Boromir died. He had it coming. lol

[Arwen Evenstar]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!


Unfortunately, he next bumped into Gimli, who dragged him into Moria to 'see' his cousin.

[Stormcrow]

Fortunately, Gimli was taken by the Watcher in the Water before they entered, and Gandalf ran off to Isengard.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, Saruman and Wormtongue were there and tried to stab him with daggers.

[Stormcrow]

Fortunately, Gandalf blasted the daggers form their hands and broke Wormtongue's neck with his staff and shattered Saruman's staff in the process before knocking him out with a blow to the face.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, the ents were attacking at the same time and one of their boulders smashed into Gandalf's face.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Aragorn managed to bring Boromir back to life and together they set out to end all the madness and help others solve their problems in a peaceful way.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, when they first came to Minas Tirith, Denethor spotted the heir of Isildur and tried to rip his head off.

[Stormcrow]

Fortunately, in rode Gandalf on Shadowfax and he pommelled Denethor into oblivion.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Whoo hoo!

Unfortunately, Faramir screamed his head off and tried hurt Gandalf for hurting his precious dad.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Boromir jumped in between and sent his little brother to his room until he learns to respect older people.

[Arwen Evenstar]

Unfortunately, he bumped into a nice looking Gondorian lady, forgot about Faramir, who ran off to fight Gandalf.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, he couldn't find Gandalf anywhere and during his search he realised he had indeed been a hot-headed fool, got embarrassed of his own behaviour and building himself a nice little cottage somewhere in Ithilien, stayed there to think over about his life and future.

[Stormcrow]

Unfortunately, Gandalf tracked him down and slaughtered him for defending his foolish father and not respecting his elders.

[Arwen Evenstar]

:o

Fortunately, the Valar granted Faramir a new life, because they forsaw that he had an important part in LOTR.

[Stormcrow]

He did? :p

Unfortunately, Gandalf persuaded the Valar that only he was important enough to get a new life, that they had already used their opportunity and that it wouldn't make sense to do it again...so they drained his soul.

[Mettare]

Fortunately, Boromir was able to disguise himself as Faramir and do all that very important stuff Faramir was supposed to do during the War of the Ring.

[Stormcrow]

What important stuff? :p

Unfortunately, Boromir (disguised as Faramir :blink: ) was killed by Gothmog in Osgiliath. :p

[Arwen Evenstar]

Aww, do I have you change that (sorry Boromir lovers, but I don't like him very much)?????

Fortunately, he wasn't dead after all when he was healed by Aragorn.

[Stormcrow]

Unforunately, Aragorn was shot in the back with an arrow by Grishnakh.

[Arwen Evenstar]

OMG!!!

Fortunately, Arwen cried so much that the Valar took pity on her and granted Aragorn a new life.